77 MADNESS Computational-NUT PICTURE IS "INSANE" VaLUE "NOTHING". .
OOPS! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. ... No shit, Sherlock! Well, Hey! -
Even/. doesn't like COBOL! LOL!
(Sorry Admiral Hopper! But, I'm sure you'd agree with me)
I frankly don't give a fuk. .
I have Vista right now on my laptop. Works great!
It did ask "ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO DO THIS?" at one point, but I turned this annoying thing off. .
So I have the LATEST version of Win2000. And it works great on my (gasp!) ONE GIG! of memory.
"They" recommend TWo gig, but for some strange reason, I still have 200meg free with all these apps open.. LOL! .
And oddly, it looks just like Win2000. I turned off all that blue-bubblegum crap. .
AND! I have support for the next 5 or so years!
So whats the problem?
Ohhhh... Poooor li'l Linux weenies... (sigh) .
Most witches were NOT hung!
They were apparently women.
However, the few males that were hanged, may have been hung...perhaps this is why the jealous church elders had them hanged.
-Aaron.
Who is definitely hung.
And whom thinks that all grammar-nazis should be hanged, or merrily just burnt at the steak!
I have several threads, of undetermined material, now hanging from the sleeping bag in which I sleep on the basement sofa.
Threads? Ya want some? I generally snip 'em with my nail-clippers, and subsequently use 'em as dental floss.
If the damn cats don't swallow them first.
The few processes I am able to understand are-
-Wake up in the morning...
-Take a dump,
-stagger off to the computer,
-and then rant on/. about how "VISTA SUX".
-Before Mom yells "Why don't you get a fukin JOB!"
My whole LIFE is a buncha fukkin thread processes!
If only I coulda been a broad like Sylvia Plath... .
There is coal at the top of K2.
That's why it is called K2 (Koal2)
British Imperialists attempted to climb it simply to extract the coal. It was cheaper than paying wages to striking Newcastle miners.
But after an avalanche, and an attack by Paki terrorists, the upper-class twits went home.
So now the Taliban are mining K2. (Mining in the peaceful sense)
With their experience, they hope to blow the whole mountain down, just like those Buddhist statues, and then hold the world to Coal ransom, once the oil runs out.
Huh. Have your chador ready.
I have always wanted this domain name, and am willing to pay MANY DOLLARS for it!
Please just send me your name and address, and I will send you a cheque for US$5000!
I want your domain-name desperately!
Just email your postal address to
mailto:PrinceBonobo@hootmail.com
or write me: His highness, Prince Bonobo,
Box 419, Central P.O.,
Tinubu Square,
Lagos, Nigeria
I guarantee you many great rewards!
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77 MADNESS Computational-NUT PICTURE IS "INSANE" VaLUE "NOTHING".
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OOPS! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
(Sorry Admiral Hopper! But, I'm sure you'd agree with me)
.
I frankly don't give a fuk.
.
.
.
I have Vista right now on my laptop. Works great! It did ask "ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO DO THIS?" at one point, but I turned this annoying thing off.
So I have the LATEST version of Win2000. And it works great on my (gasp!) ONE GIG! of memory. "They" recommend TWo gig, but for some strange reason, I still have 200meg free with all these apps open.. LOL!
And oddly, it looks just like Win2000. I turned off all that blue-bubblegum crap.
.
AND! I have support for the next 5 or so years!
So whats the problem?
Ohhhh... Poooor li'l Linux weenies... (sigh)
.
Biodiesel, which is mostly made from old french-fry oil, can only be made in Europe, because -
that's where those cheese-eating French-Fries are!
Here in AMERICA, we have FREEDOM FRIES!
And they are MEAN and LEAN! Definitely not fatty or greasy!
Yes! A witch! A WITCH!
And let's burn her! She's a witch!
Burn her! BURN HER!
or at least bring back the noble practice of Suttee!
Most witches were NOT hung!
They were apparently women.
However, the few males that were hanged, may have been hung...perhaps this is why the jealous church elders had them hanged.
-Aaron.
Who is definitely hung.
And whom thinks that all grammar-nazis should be hanged, or merrily just burnt at the steak!
.
I have several threads, of undetermined material, now hanging from the sleeping bag in which I sleep on the basement sofa.
/. about how "VISTA SUX".
Threads? Ya want some? I generally snip 'em with my nail-clippers, and subsequently use 'em as dental floss.
If the damn cats don't swallow them first.
The few processes I am able to understand are-
-Wake up in the morning...
-Take a dump,
-stagger off to the computer,
-and then rant on
-Before Mom yells "Why don't you get a fukin JOB!"
My whole LIFE is a buncha fukkin thread processes!
If only I coulda been a broad like Sylvia Plath...
.
There is coal at the top of K2.
That's why it is called K2 (Koal2)
British Imperialists attempted to climb it simply to extract the coal. It was cheaper than paying wages to striking Newcastle miners.
But after an avalanche, and an attack by Paki terrorists, the upper-class twits went home.
So now the Taliban are mining K2. (Mining in the peaceful sense)
With their experience, they hope to blow the whole mountain down, just like those Buddhist statues, and then hold the world to Coal ransom, once the oil runs out.
Huh. Have your chador ready.
.
Don't sell your name to him!!
I have always wanted this domain name, and am willing to pay MANY DOLLARS for it!
Please just send me your name and address, and I will send you a cheque for US$5000!
I want your domain-name desperately!
Just email your postal address to
mailto:PrinceBonobo@hootmail.com
or write me:
His highness, Prince Bonobo,
Box 419, Central P.O.,
Tinubu Square,
Lagos, Nigeria
I guarantee you many great rewards!
per my North American solicitor-
Golly, then let's put the down there also!
... why do I get so much spam???
I never seem to see that title way up there on the monitor anyhow.
.
gee whiz!
No spammer has ever bothered me!
I worship the letter "A" and sneer at these pantywaist spammers!
Aardvarks will NEVER give in to threats of spam!
Nor we aardwolves!
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