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  1. SimCity anyone? on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    Somebody should have made his SimCity Homework.
    My cities never fall short of power since I fear the riots...;-)

    cu,
    Lispy

  2. Re:Nautilus? on A Look at the Upcoming GNOME 2.4 · · Score: 1

    Linux caches any amount of free memory. You will recognize the same behaviour with every other Linux app. Thats just normal behaviour. Just dont worry about your gkrellm settings...ignore it ;-)

    cu,
    lispy

  3. Bah! Final! on SCO Announces Final Termination of IBM's Licence · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will they announce the final, final Termination? Tomorrow? This is actually too funny to be true.

  4. Re:jesus!! on Linux 2.6.0-test3 Released · · Score: 1

    Funny isn't it? From all the hundreds of /.ers who reported this story they chose the one with a broken link to kernel.org and redundant text.

    But remember: "Be Descriptive, Clear and Simple and descriptive, and clear and simple!"

  5. Bah! Vapour-Ware! on Zero Blaster Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Sorry, couldn't resist, old jokes are best.
    Could have also gone for:
    smoke and mirrors

  6. the universe is a pretty cool place. on The Future of Science Revealed! · · Score: 1

    Yup, it the coolest place to be...

  7. ROTFLMAOPMP on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 1

    Well...this was just too much. What s next?

    If it only wasnt so serious these folks would really have made my day. I hope the judges have a sense of humor or SCO will fry in hell for worst FUDing ever!

    Lispy

  8. Re:MARS on Clock Ticking for Hubble · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with these?

  9. Keep it simple, then! on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    Thats why with Unix the "one tool for one job" dogma was invented. Works fine. Thank you.

  10. On second thought... on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    World Domination, probably. ;-)

  11. Re:Cash for updates? on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    What's more is that MS claims that the Mediaplayer should be part of their operating system. So you bought it already when you purchased XP. Personally I wonder about MS latest actions as well. Discontinuing IE on the Mac and giving ground to Mozilla by stating that IE7.0 will be OS-bundeled only. Now this. The only thing that bothers me is that MS is far from stupid. I wonder what their masterplan is...

  12. Re:Pr0n! on In-Dash DIN-form-factor Car PC · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lol, reminds of the day a friend of mine got his videobeamer and I helped him installing it.

    In lack of a proper display we used an old piece of sheet for testing. He lived in the 3rd floor of a huge building downtown and to check out the beamers performance we fired up some pron.

    Everthing worked beautifully and then I left. When I was back on the street I found people hiding their kids and pedestrians being stunned by a 3x4m2 Pron-Projection on the building. The beast was transparent. That was really fun! ;-)

    cu,
    Lispy

  13. errr...and slashdotted. on Slackware Turns 10 · · Score: 1

    Looks like the Dropline-server dropped the line.
    Its slashdotted right now...please try again later. ;-)

  14. Dropline rocks! on Slackware Turns 10 · · Score: 1

    Until I discovered Dropline my Slackbox always made a suboptimal desktop-machine. Now with Dropline I get all the seksy stuff with a great (Online-)Installer and the folks are really fast to package the upgrades. I think they included Mozilla 1.4 just two days after it went stable. Antialiased fonts, cutting edge gnomelibs, evolution upgrades (wich were a real pain before)...all fast and stable. Who could ask for more? I wonder if the two projects will merge one day? This would make Slack the Killer-Distribution on the Desktop. Actually Dropline is what Lindows tried to do with their autoupgrade but failed miserably.

    cu,
    Lispy

  15. What the F? on The Star Wars Alphabet Project · · Score: 2, Funny

    What the F?

  16. I want portable SID-Player!!! on Ogg Vorbis decoder chip a reality · · Score: 1

    Yup, thats what I want. For some reason I am a SID-addict since last week. My coworkers are going mad but I dont care. Nothing better than listening to the BombJack theme four hours continously.

    Maybe I should get a Sidchip and start my own project. Maybe a Gameboy would be a good starting platform for the mod?

    Cu,
    Lispy

  17. You got me. on Gaming Site Reviews.. Real Life? · · Score: 1

    Im german. But at least your comment was funny. ;-)

  18. Yes. on State Of The Filesystem · · Score: 1, Informative

    As far as i understand this.

  19. Generalize a bit? on Gaming Site Reviews.. Real Life? · · Score: 1

    You may have a point but assuming that having the mammon to post on /. makes me rich enough to afford effective medicine is an arrogant estimate. Alright I make quite a bit of money as being a selfemployed journalist, but right now I use most of it to pay my taxes (this might look better next year though). I might be able to listen to Mp3s all day long but affording a cruise on a ship is waaay out of range at the moment. When I think about it, I guess comparing listening to music to a "live performance" shows a considerable lack of musicality. The same estimate would mean that a farmer back in the middle ages could sing himself. BUT, this doesnt make up for a VIP Special live performance of your favourite band, does it? (Hmmm..The Sisters of Mercy playing live at my birthday barbecue...sweet, but wont happen).

    Whats more having a cellphone, email, a car and all that only means that I HAVE TO HAVE it. Everyone expects me to be able to drive 50miles a day to come to work and being able to reach me anytime, everywhere. So this means most things loose a lot of appeal when they are used by the masses. In fact they might turn into the opposite, meaning what once was there to make your live easier makes it easier to control you.

    I am not whining here, I like tech and I like having central heating/air condition but your post is a bit too general. The second part of the post is totally random. And whats more: time and money are limited ressources.

    cu,
    Lispy

  20. World Domination! HARHAR!! on Patent Granted for Ethical AI · · Score: 1

    K, he patented an Ethic AI.

    If anyone ever bothers to implement his set of rules in an AI to rule the world he can sue them.

    Wich means that, if his etihcs are any good, the AI will back him up and hand world-domination into his hands. HARHARHAR!!!

    I dont know about you, but I for one hereby welcome our new World-Leader John LaMuth and would advice him to keep in mind that loyal Unix-Admins (such as me! *hint*) will assure him his power.

    All Hail,
    Lispy

  21. It�s easy on Oldest Planet Ever Discovered · · Score: 1

    If you dont mind reading the article ./ just takes a minute. ;-)

    cu,
    Lispy

  22. Re:universe age on Oldest Planet Ever Discovered · · Score: 3, Informative

    Err... as far as I remember it as something as:
    We have the bacground radiaton wich decays with time. Knowing the speed of the universes expanse and knowing the decay of the background radiation we can do the math. Caution: I might beterribly wrong here but thats how I remember and since Im at work right now I dont want to google it out...

    Good Luck,
    Lispy

  23. Re:SETI@home not included. on SETI Gains Respect, NASA Funding · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the hint. I will think it over and promote it. After all our german Setigroup is more successfull than some countries ;-)

  24. What about seti@home? on SETI Gains Respect, NASA Funding · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I mean, with all the infrastructure and the servers running smoothly I personally believe this to be a very promising effort. So are they in or are they out of the funding?

    cu,
    Lispy

  25. Re:Deep sea crab on New Deep Ocean Creatures · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it IS gross. I remember clicking on goatse or tubgirl links that were less disgusting than that...I still shiver...uah!!