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Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet?

Andy_Spoo writes "Something that I've been trying to get an answer to: Is alcohol killing our planet? Alcohol is a byproduct of yeast, but another is CO2. As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), CO2 is helping to warm our planet, sending us into destruction. So how much is the manufacture and consumption of alcohol contributing to the total world CO2 level? And don't forget that bars and pubs force beer through to their pumps using large compressed cylinders of CO2. Does anyone know?"

468 comments

  1. Bloody hell! by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There" ?

    Over THERE wherever the poster is from, THEIR education system is so bad that THEY'RE making repeated mistakes over and over. THERE needs to be an improvement in THEIR attitude towards THEIR literacy. As long as THERE exists a culture of flippancy towards being properly literate, THEIR children will always respond to people correcting THEIR use of language with indignant responses scoffing at the need to be accurate in the use of language. THEY'RE constantly talking about things like "evolution of language" and that THERE have been many changes in the use of words over history, but THEIR mistake stems from the fact that THEY'RE completely disregarding the difference between language evolving to meet different circumstances, and language devolving due to the apathy and ignorance of those who speak it.

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    1. Re:Bloody hell! by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, and regarding the actual article, no CO2 from the alcohol industry is on a wholly different scale from CO2 emissions from industry and transport.

      It's like wondering if you peeing in the ocean when you go for a swim is making a difference to global oceanic warming because, after all, your pee is quite warm.

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    2. Re:Bloody hell! by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      (I'm SOOO going to mod-point hell for the above posts.)

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    3. Re:Bloody hell! by FauxPasIII · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Bloody hell! by TurboNed · · Score: 1

      Doubtful. I'd have modded you up but instead I'm just posting on everything today. Stupid First of April.

    5. Re:Bloody hell! by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its naught spelled with awl capitols either. Language devolves, and people grammer wrong. Get used^H too it.

    6. Re:Bloody hell! by ReverendLoki · · Score: 1, Informative

      Besides, as any brewer or baker will tell you, yeast used in brewing is genetically inclined to produce more alcohol than CO2, whereas the yeast used in baking is just the opposite - it produces much more CO2 than alcohol. That's why you don't bake with brewer's yeast, or brew with baker's yeast.

      Remember, not everyone drinks alcohol, especially not everyday, but almost everyone eats bread at least once a day if not more...

      Folks, it's almost Passover - maybe unleavened bread can save the planet!

      /just stoking the fire a bit

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    7. Re:Bloody hell! by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least you'll be going in style! (personally, I would have modded you up)

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    8. Re:Bloody hell! by renegadesx · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need to relax dude, have a beer!

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    9. Re:Bloody hell! by dAzED1 · · Score: 2

      stick to your first point. /. has always done the stupid April's fools stuff, and it's not remotely supposed to be taken seriously.

    10. Re:Bloody hell! by reiisi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, there _are_ parts of the planet where bread is not the staple starch source.

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    11. Re:Bloody hell! by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Funny

      ah yes passover, it's the greenhouse gas methane produced from the Borsht and horseradish beets that's dooming us all! Oy Vey!

    12. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as peeing into the ocean, good ol'e Mother Nature produces 97% of the worlds CO2 output. Man only contributes 3%.

    13. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You skipped a comma before your quoted text and the majority of your text could have been condensed into one sentence. You get a C.

    14. Re:Bloody hell! by 2.7182 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the biggest tax benifits to companies that use up CO2 goes to Coke and McDonalds. They remove CO2 from the atmosphere, and from a "loophole" in the law, this counts as having a negative CO2 footprint. No doubt this law was written to benefit them. Of course the CO2 returns to the atmosphere.

    15. Re:Bloody hell! by mikek2 · · Score: 1

      stick to your first point. /. has always done the stupid April's fools stuff, and it's not remotely supposed to be taken seriously.

      Yes, they always have. But this one approaches idiocy.

      Yet, I still subscribe.

    16. Re:Bloody hell! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Might as well speculate that humans pissing their pants on the beaches contributes to ocean acidification ;)

      SB

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    17. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like the op only accept the language changes they learned and none thereafter. Please use thou instead of you, if you insist on being so unchangeable. There never was 1 holy doctrine of "English" that was written down and then "devolved".

    18. Re:Bloody hell! by darth+dickinson · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you're going to the *special* hell, the one reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

    19. Re:Bloody hell! by SupremoMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, here in America the staple source of starch is French Fries.

    20. Re:Bloody hell! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        I'll throw some organic material on that fire ;)

        Baker's ovens. Gas fired, for the most part.

        (anyone who has worked in a bakery knows that gas fired ovens are lots better at baking bread evenly than electric ones are)

      SB

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    21. Re:Bloody hell! by hankwang · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Besides, as any brewer or baker will tell you, yeast used in brewing is genetically inclined to produce more alcohol than CO2, whereas the yeast used in baking is just the opposite - it produces much more CO2 than alcohol. That's why you don't bake with brewer's yeast, or brew with baker's yeast.

      [Citation needed]. The biochemistry of anaerobic conversion of sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide produces a fixed ratio of alcohol to carbon dioxide, independent of the yeast strain. The main difference would be that baker's yeast has to be rapid-growing (the bread has only a few hours to leaven), while brewer's/wine yeast can take more time but must survive under high alcohol concentrations.

    22. Re:Bloody hell! by azav · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lame. I'll bet you pronounce nuclear just like Bush as new-que-lurr. Look, if you don't pay attention to at least adhering to a simple standard, you'll look like sloppy to the people who do. Mastering grammar school English composition is a commendable achievement. But if you're going to be sloppy and not pay attention to the details, you inflict your lack of standards on everyone who has to read your work. It's a case of "if you want to look like a sloppy person who does not even proofread his own work, that's fine, but please keep it away from us who don't want to see your lack of attention to detail." Remember that you're penning/typing your message not for yourself but for others to read, you should at least be respectful of the people reading and proof your own work.

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    23. Re:Bloody hell! by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see that I'm not the only that gets unecessarily upset by misuse of their/ere/ey're.

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    24. Re:Bloody hell! by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      It isn't as bad as it once was. The common word 'OK' came from the phrase 'All Clear'. But at the time it was fashionable to misspell things as badly as you could manage. Ole Kleer maybe? I don't know but the idea frightens me.

    25. Re:Bloody hell! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      So there!

    26. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're right, over there they're their own worst enemy

    27. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not like the CO2 being released by the yeast came from fossil fuels ... it came from hops and grains, which took the CO2 out of the atmosphere. If those hops hadn't been grown, the CO2 wouldn't have been sequestered for part of the time. Think of all the undrunk beer as a temporal CO2 storage locker. There's probably a million tons locked up at any given time.

      So help fight global warming by popping a cool one.

    28. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...is something wrong with you're caps lock key?

    29. Re:Bloody hell! by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

      who pisses their pants on beaches? people that are ghastly afraid of sharks?

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    30. Re:Bloody hell! by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "you'll look like sloppy to the people who do."

      "Remember that you're penning/typing your message not for yourself but for others to read, you should at least be respectful of the people reading and proof your own work."

      This is why it is a bad idea to get too high and mighty concerning spelling and grammar. It eventually makes you a hypocrite. By YOUR standards, you are being disrespectful to me and every other Slashdot reader, and that just isn't nice.

    31. Re:Bloody hell! by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoever wrote this article clearly doesn't realize they themselves breathe out as much CO2 as an entire microbrewery. For the sake of the environment, they can hold their breath while the rest of us enjoy our beer in peace.

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    32. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you ripped him one so let me help you.

      Oh, and regarding the actual article, no. CO2 from the alcohol industry is on a wholly different scale from CO2 emissions from industry and transport.

      There we go.

    33. Re:Bloody hell! by canonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      BUT recall that methane has 20x the greenhouse gas potential of CO2, and I know some people who convert ethanol to methane at a disturbing rate.

    34. Re:Bloody hell! by warren.oates · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is just another "agenda" article. Fella's discovered AA, so everyone should. Fuck 'im. Are meat eaters destroying the planet? Oh my gawd yes.

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    35. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you expect from someone who believes that the Earth's not remaining a constant temperature indefinitely is somehow abnormal? Newsflash, bub. The planet was alot warmer and there was a heck of a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere when dinosaurs walked the Earth. Nothing stays the same forever.

    36. Re:Bloody hell! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      dunno about that, but you made a new friend or two today. ;)

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    37. Re:Bloody hell! by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Their, they're, I bet there going to not send you're per son over their

    38. Re:Bloody hell! by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Their is absolutely no reason to get so upset over one word.

      As for the editors, there doing a good job of finding the right stories to post.

      The one-word misuse up they're is nothing to be concerned about. I'm sure their trying they're hardest.

      The fact of the matter is it's the 21st century, and when people use words like their, they're, and they're, their using them interchangeably.

      Got it?

      This is surely an enhancement to the language: it implies more correct ways to say the same thing.

      Which reduces the burden in transmitting a message, with only minor additional burdens placed on the recipient to think a little bit about the context in which certain words were placed, as to determining their meaning.

    39. Re:Bloody hell! by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny

        Children.

        I'm going to hell for that one...

        Sounds like a nice warm place.

      SB

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    40. Re:Bloody hell! by Samschnooks · · Score: 2

      Besides, as any brewer or baker will tell you, yeast used in brewing is genetically inclined to produce more alcohol than CO2, whereas the yeast used in baking is just the opposite - it produces much more CO2 than alcohol. That's why you don't bake with brewer's yeast, or brew with baker's yeast.

      Remember, not everyone drinks alcohol, especially not everyday, but almost everyone eats bread at least once a day if not more...

      Folks, it's almost Passover - maybe unleavened bread can save the planet!

      /just stoking the fire a bit

      Oh, fuck 'n a! No wonder everyone hates my beer by LOVES my bread!

    41. Re:Bloody hell! by Patch86 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've brewed with bakers yeast before. It makes a drinkable, if fizzy, pint.

    42. Re:Bloody hell! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Yeah, but we can kill the child molesters and nobody cares ;)

        (nice Firefly ref)

      SB

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    43. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would appear that learning to read and write is not nearly as important as brainwashing kids into believing man made or alcohol induced global warming.

    44. Re:Bloody hell! by EEGeek · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, here in America the staple source of starch is French Fries.

      I was under the impression that the use of "French Fries" was outlawed back in 2001? I was under the impression that you Yanks changed the name to "Freedom Fries"?

    45. Re:Bloody hell! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      THERE needs to be an improvement in THEIR attitude towards THEIR literacy.

      The new slashdot: News for angry australian high school english teachers.

    46. Re:Bloody hell! by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need to relax dude, have a beer!

      At the very least, a cold, frosty one will cool you down what with all the global warming it just caused.

    47. Re:Bloody hell! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      To understand global warming, you must understand the carbon cycle. Carbon, in complex molecules such as glucose, is critical to all life.

      The root of the carbon cycle is plant life, which pulls CO2 from the air and releases O2 in the presence of sunlight. The plant uses this carbon to grow, and to live.

      Yeast needs the carbon from the plant to live. It converts an easily 'digested' molecule of sugar into a difficult to 'digest' molecule of alcohol.

      Ignoring energy inputs for human growth of process feedstock, and heating and control systems, fermentation of alcohol is carbon neutral, because the waste will eventually rot, leaving no net additional carbon in the air.

      Half the methods used to create industrial CO2 utilize fossil fuels, so if CO2 is used to pressurize bar taps, it is contributing slightly to global warming.

      I know this is probably an April fool's joke, but honestly it's insane how many people, even technical people, don't think about the carbon cycle when proclaiming an end to global warming. In my journal, I show how we'd suffer mass starvation if we followed people's suggestions of completely stopping the use of fossil fuels.

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    48. Re:Bloody hell! by Stile+65 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was at Cambridge Brewing Co. in Boston a few years ago when they rolled out a one-batch beer called Ninkasi, brewed with sourdough bread yeast from an Egyptian bakery that had been culturing it continuously for over a millenium. It was delicious.

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    49. Re:Bloody hell! by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      Oh, and regarding the actual article, no CO2 from the alcohol industry is on a wholly different scale from CO2 emissions from industry and transport.

      Not to mention that it isn't introducing any carbon into the troposphere, unlike say the consumption of fossil fuels used to power the brewery.

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    50. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There" ?

      Over THERE wherever the poster is from, THEIR education system is so bad that THEY'RE making repeated mistakes over and over. THERE needs to be an improvement in THEIR attitude towards THEIR literacy. [etc...]

      Well, I think we can all thank you for teaching us how to spell tool properly. ;)

    51. Re:Bloody hell! by Krneki · · Score: 1

      Yes, here in America the staple source of starch is French Fries.

      and this is where you have been going wrong.

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    52. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's freedom fries to you buster!

    53. Re:Bloody hell! by syousef · · Score: 1

      There, there pet. They're wrong. They're not right. It's their problem. They're the ones that will suffer their fate. Over there, their social groups. Their children. They're the ones that will suffer.

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    54. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading the original post again. "Their" refers to the pumps belong to the bars and pubs.

    55. Re:Bloody hell! by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      You brewed ONE PINT of beer?

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    56. Re:Bloody hell! by jslarve · · Score: 1

      I hope that was theirapeutic.

    57. Re:Bloody hell! by Bucky340 · · Score: 1

      Amen! Barrels of beer are carbon sinks!

      I concur and wish to back you up on your point that the C produced in fermentation is indeed part of the naturally occurring carbon cycle.

      The best green beer would of course be made from more sustainably grown grains (using as best you can natural organic fertilizers, max-efficiency irrigation, etc.), and brewed using renewable energy for heating, mixing, etc. processes. I guess you'd need barrels made from sustainably managed forests, and oh--of course you'd need reusable/recyclable bottles or cans. Or just guzzle right from the tap. Damn, I'm getting thirsty...

    58. Re:Bloody hell! by jonom · · Score: 5, Interesting
      A little more than a pint, but yes you could.

      How to Brew Beer in a Coffee Pot:
      http://www.allaboutbeer.com/features/235coffee.html

    59. Re:Bloody hell! by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Damn, you beat me to it! Don't you love how any bullshit sounding remotely authoritative just gets modded up...

      I will just add one simple statement as supporting evidence to your correction:

      C6H12O6 => 2(CH3CH2OH) + 2(CO2)

      Also, fermenting in (solid) dough tends to trap the gases in pockets, followed by cooking which evaporates the alcohol. Fermenting in (liquid) wort/must releases the gases (unless bottled, etc) and keeps the alcohol in solution.

    60. Re:Bloody hell! by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

      Honestly, I had no idea that staples contained starch.

      I have a whole new respect for the lowly office supply cabinet now.

    61. Re:Bloody hell! by Chlorine+Trifluoride · · Score: 0, Troll

      uh oh; it's the gramer nazi! he ruins thrads and hits them of toopic!

    62. Re:Bloody hell! by polemistes · · Score: 1

      And if all people in the world would pee into the ocean all the time, I'm sure some climate panel would come up with a theory that this could be the cause of the smell of fish.

    63. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no CO2 from the alcohol industry is on a wholly different scale from CO2 emissions from industry and transport.

      In other words, ALL CO2 from the alcohol industry is on the SAME scale as CO2 emissions from industry and transport? Is that really what you meant, or is there a problem with literacy where you come from?

    64. Re:Bloody hell! by jadavis · · Score: 1

      The biochemistry of anaerobic conversion of sugars into alcohol and carbon dioxide produces a fixed ratio of alcohol to carbon dioxide, independent of the yeast strain.

      Can you cite your source? What you say sounds plausible, but it also sounds plausible to me that breaking down larger chains into simple sugars might produce a different ratio.

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    65. Re:Bloody hell! by azav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't make me a hypocrite. You can end a sentence with a preposition under certain circumstances. I did proof my work. If there is a problem with what I wrote, please point it out.

      Examples follow:
      Please print that out.
      Is the radio on?
      Please point it out.

      It's not high an mighty, it is simply paying attention to the details. You do pay attention to the details in your code don't you?

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    66. Re:Bloody hell! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Man is part of nature so obviously it's all 100% natural.

    67. Re:Bloody hell! by ld+a,b · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ditto.
      It's amazing how much "pros" rely on pseudoscience to make their brews.

      They also believe that bakers' yeast has low tolerance when it's quite the opposite. The little liquid pockets on bread get very alcoholic very soon. It is not as strong as strong yeast varieties, but it is far stronger than beer and ale yeast.

      They will also tell you it generates off flavors, don't believe the bullshit. Anything off there may be is bacterial infection, dead and rancid dried yeast, and maybe some memories of prison booze. I have made 15% mead with bread yeast and it tasted better than most store-bought wines.

      The trick is pitching with a starter batch instead of throwing the crappy 3+ years old bakers' yeast powder into something you are actually going to drink.

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    68. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerk. Be nice.

    69. Re:Bloody hell! by phizix · · Score: 1

      The alcohol/CO2 ratio produced by yeast also depends on anaerobic vs. aerobic respiration, with the latter producing no alcohol and much more CO2. There is a fair amount of dissolved oxygen in bread dough, and the yeast is killed quickly by baking, so there is significant aerobic respiration. In making beer/wine, there is significant aerobic respiration at the beginning of fermentation, but eventually the oxygen is gone and anaerobic alcohol production begins.

    70. Re:Bloody hell! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      How ironic, I literally laughed my head off!

    71. Re:Bloody hell! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      See, this logic doesn't really work. If he went and killed himself, it wouldn't really stop the problem we have on Earth, although he would no longer have to worry about them. The best thing for him to do, would be to take out as many people/industries as he can before he goes. This is the only real way to solve the problem.

    72. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, not everyone drinks alcohol, especially not everyday, but almost everyone eats bread at least once a day if not more...

      Sounds like you've never been outside of your country. Try to find bread in Asian countries and then let's talk again about that statement.

    73. Re:Bloody hell! by binarybum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like a nice warm place.

        hell or the children's pants?

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    74. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than you think...first it's the CO2 in the manufacturing...then it's the CO2 used to dispense the beer...then it's the methane gas (another, much worse green house gas) when you fart from drinking the beer...

      We're all gonna die!!!!

    75. Re:Bloody hell! by deal99 · · Score: 1

      I had a nightmare where I almost commented on this post...must have been the inebriation...

      Glad this is just some fuzzy/(fizzy?) delusion.

    76. Re:Bloody hell! by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      CO2 from the alcohol industry is on a wholly different scale from CO2 emissions from industry and transport.

      Not to mention that all the CO2 released from alcohol fermentation was just recently captured from the atmosphere by the grain plant. It's not net new CO2. The CO2 worth thinking about in this equation is that produced by the tractors and transport involved in farming, and any in the production of fertilizers and chemicals used in the farming.

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    77. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually your pee is acidic and is most definitely contributing to the acidification of the oceans and global fish kill offs !

    78. Re:Bloody hell! by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 1

      You know, that begs the question: "is there a methodology for improving literacy?"

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    79. Re:Bloody hell! by Belial6 · · Score: 1, Informative

      The problem isn't the preposition. The problem is around the word "Sloppy".

      Incorrect: "you'll look like sloppy to the people who do."
      Correct: "you'll look like you are sloppy to the people who do."
      Correct: "you'll look like slop to the people who do."
      Correct: "you'll look sloppy to the people who do."

      So, not only are you a hypocrite for complaining about the previous poster's poor grammar, but you are obviously an arrogant hypocrite for not only complaining about other peoples grammar in the same post that you used poor grammar, but also because even when your mistake was pointed out, instead of looking closely at what you wrote, you assumed that your grammar was perfect instead of doing the proof reading you claim is required to be respectful of other readers.

      You should immediately make a public apology for your rudeness to every single reader of slashdot, and specifically to the original poster for complaining about his behaviour when you do not behave any better.

      You should also apologize to every slashdot reader for the lack of respect you showed them when you wrote:

      "It's not high an mighty, it is simply paying attention to the details."

      As you clearly did not "simply pay attention" to the detail that the saying (which is correctly spelled in my post) is "high and mighty".

    80. Re:Bloody hell! by Joren · · Score: 1
      I'm not the poster you're replying to, but I did chuckle a bit when I saw his post, to be honest. I'll try to explain what I think he meant, but keep in mind I can't really defend my rules of grammar much beyond "it just sounds wrong". I grew up being a bookworm, but I'm not an English major.

      you'll look like sloppy to the people who do.

      Like is unnecessary in this case. It makes the sentence sound awkward, as if it's missing a word. Alternatives might be "you'll look sloppy", or perhaps "you'll look like you're sloppy"

      Remember that you're penning/typing your message not for yourself but for others to read, you should at least be respectful of the people reading and proof your own work.

      Here a semi-colon would be better, rather than a comma; it's great for connecting two independent clauses without connecting words, and this sentence is intended to be an example of this. That, or you could use a word such as "and" after the comma.

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    81. Re:Bloody hell! by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      It's like wondering if you peeing in the ocean when you go for a swim is making a difference to global oceanic warming because, after all, your pee is quite warm.

      You forgot that if you're drinking lots of alcohol you're also peeing more.

      Having barbecues on the beach: compounding the damage on many levels.

    82. Re:Bloody hell! by iowannaski · · Score: 0, Troll

      Cambridge Brewing Co.? In Boston? Seems unlikely. I may have believed you if you had said it was in Cambridge, but you still would have come across as a pompous ass.

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    83. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      California recently banned breathing heavily, apparently it causes more emissions than just breathing normally.

    84. Re:Bloody hell! by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      It's not high an mighty, it is simply paying attention to the details.

      I tend to agree with you...

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    85. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An environmentalist might argue that you should be burying the hop and grain in the earth to capture atmospheric carbon and turn it back into fossil carbon. That, or give it to feed poor Africans. It's not entirely clear what the Mother Earth Goddess prioritizes.

    86. Re:Bloody hell! by StarkRG · · Score: 1

      You mean, like, most of it? Absolute best staple: brown rice.

      Really any whole grain will do, but brown rice has the nice added advantage of not making you fat. Plus it tastes so damn good and you can do almost anything with it. Cheese and rice is a good, if not particularly healthy, snack. Especially if you've been hitting the bong... speaking of...

    87. Re:Bloody hell! by rrvau · · Score: 1

      G'day, what about six billion plus people farting methane? If these gases cause planetary surface warming, ban people or foods that make them fart. Besides, the last time the earth experienced 400ppm of CO2, it preceded an ice age. So cold beer won't be a problem. RRV

      --
      "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) H.L. Menc
    88. Re:Bloody hell! by StarkRG · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      Although, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be possible for the carbon to come from a source other than the atmosphere? Not CO2, but some carbon locked up in the soil or somesuch? Combined with oxygen and some chemical shenanigans you'll get brand new CO2 that hasn't been in the atmosphere for a while.

      Though I don't think that's very likely.

      Barring that, which probably would not make up much of a plant's overall carbon intake, burning an entire field of corn or rape (canola) can't release any more CO2 than it absorbed originally. If you don't produce any more bio-fuel than you consume (or vice versa) the net CO2 impact is negligible.

      Of course, there's still the problem of distribution. The place the emissions occur (cities) is usually far from the place the fuel is grown (farms). This means that farms will have a much lower level of ground level CO2 than cities. Not that that's particularly different from how it is now...

    89. Re:Bloody hell! by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      There may be other ways to convert sugars into alcohol, but if you are using yeast, then the ratio is biochemically fixed.
      1 glucose -> 2 alcohol + 2 carbon dioxide

      Harold McGee, "On Food and Cooking," 2004 p532.

    90. Re:Bloody hell! by 6foothobbit · · Score: 1

      The alcohol in bread does not evaporate. According to a report from Cornell College, Iowa (http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1709087), the alcohol content in twelve samples varied from 0.04 to 1.9 per cent. The reason that the levels are lower than in beer or wine is that the sugar content is lower.

    91. Re:Bloody hell! by Hoski · · Score: 1

      Surely it shouldn't be a cool one - as it is likely that would have required some kind of refrigeration to reach that perfect temperature. So we should all drink tasty ale at room temperature. Or perhaps draught from a well-kept cellar.

    92. Re:Bloody hell! by init100 · · Score: 1

      If you are referring to the CO2 that he exhales, don't forget that almost all the carbon in a body will be returned to the atmosphere when the body decomposes.

    93. Re:Bloody hell! by houghi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for this. I will see that I can update the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol

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    94. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame. I'll bet you pronounce nuclear just like Bush as new-que-lurr.

      Ahh, the wet-behind-the-ears Slashtard group think reflexively moderates anti-Bush statements.

      But it was Jimmy Carter - DEMOCRAT that first used the word "nookaler".

    95. Re:Bloody hell! by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Gas?Heathen, it's wood stove or no go.

      Jokes aside, I recall pizzerias in Italy going berserk over EU-wide rulings forbidding wood stoves in restaurants (something about hygiene or some such).

    96. Re:Bloody hell! by malkien · · Score: 1

      yes, english phonetics could be described as a bloody hell...
      but hey, with tons of omophonies you at least get great puns.

    97. Re:Bloody hell! by Snaller · · Score: 1

      "Over THERE wherever the poster is from,"

      Their native language may not be English. He probably writes your language better than you write his.

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    98. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but we can kill the child molesters and nobody cares ;)

      So all there is to getting someone out of the way, is to accuse someone of being a child molester, in the current system where you are guilty until proven innocent, the problem solves itself.

    99. Re:Bloody hell! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      it'a not just yeast, people too farts are a noxious mixture of methane and CO2, and everybody knows beer farts are the worst!

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    100. Re:Bloody hell! by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about him, he's busy trying to get the matter/anti-matter ratio right on his warp engines.

    101. Re:Bloody hell! by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      +5 Funny ? I wish I had modpoints to give you Insightful, dammit.

      --
      What a depressingly stupid machine.
    102. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Although, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be possible for the carbon to come from a source other than the atmosphere?

      Nope - all the carbon comes from atmospheric carbon dioxide. Photosynthesis.They take in CO2, and give off O2, which we kind of need to breathe ... so we drink the beer, give off more CO2, which they then use to repeat the process.

    103. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      An environmentalist might argue that you should be burying the hop and grain in the earth to capture atmospheric carbon and turn it back into fossil carbon.

      It would rot and give off methane, which is a much more potent greenhouse gas. Drink it guilt-free, citizen! :-)

      That, or give it to feed poor Africans.

      A true environmentalist would be looking at what's sustainable. People don't want to admit that it's going to come down to either us getting rid of several billion people, or environmental degradation getting rid of a lot more - probably most - people.

      To this end, the nazi Pope has once again shown his true colours, with his claim that condoms don't prevent AIDS. Rather than voluntarily reducing populations via contraception, he's killing them off with over-breeding and disease. Sure, both ways reduce population, but one causes a lot more suffering than the other. Maybe the old Romans got it right - someone should nail this clown to a cross and stick him up there for the public to spit on.

    104. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Surely it shouldn't be a cool one - as it is likely that would have required some kind of refrigeration to reach that perfect temperature. So we should all drink tasty ale at room temperature.

      Warm beer? You scoundrel! Looks like piss, tastes like piss.

      Now, which uses less energy - chilling down the beer, and you grab a cold one to cool off, or chilling down the whole house instead?

    105. Re:Bloody hell! by destuxor · · Score: 1

      Hey, everyone has a right to mangle a sill-ah-bull now and then.

    106. Re:Bloody hell! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit, if they had a credit for that (and I doubt it) then it would just be debited when it passes out of the companies hands (pretty much like GST). OTOH it's an excellent auditing question to ask if you are serious about building a capped carbon market. The way it looks to me is...

      The industry facing virtual extinction over the next 50yrs is coal.
      Oil, gas and concrete will be more expensive the faster we use it.
      Landuse is currently problematic to mesure and thus open to auditing abuse.

      The sooner we get down to and stay at ~3Gt/yr the sooner our influence will stop destabalising the climate and acidifying the oceans. We are currently at ~10Gt/yr, 40-50yrs seems "doable" considering the infrastructure I've seen built and rebuilt over the last 50yrs.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    107. Re:Bloody hell! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      So, where's your citation? You say the OP is wrong and ask for a citition, but don't provide one yourself? Not saying you're wrong... but it's kind arrogent for you to assume the OP should believe you when you've offered just as much evidence for your claim.

    108. Re:Bloody hell! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Great. A refenence to a book. I'll post back when I check it out at the library. If only there were some other way to cite sources online...

    109. Re:Bloody hell! by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      The problem with CO2 originating from fossil fuels is that it has been inert somewhere deep down the earth for quite some time. The carbon used to make beer comes from plants, who photosynthesise CO2 and water in to sugars. So the carbon released at the fermentation is not "extra CO2", but was captured from the air just a few months earlier. (Otherwise bio-fuels would be just as bad as ordinary fuels).

      The only greenhouse effect of beer is the fuel needed to brew and transport it.

      --
      "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    110. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if YOU'RE peeing

    111. Re:Bloody hell! by Shugart · · Score: 1

      I too use to be quite appalled at Bush's pronunciation of nuclear. However, I subsequently discovered it is an acceptable pronunciation of the word. I even discovered some of the scientists who worked on the bomb pronounced it that way.

      --
      History is so yesterday!
    112. Re:Bloody hell! by Upphew · · Score: 1

      I don't know any figures, but If you are drinking then you aren't driving? So less CO2.
      If you are drinking, then you probably are not operating "industry". So less CO2.

      So alcohol is SAVING our planet!
      Go green and drink more!
      ...I'm running to buy Anheuser-Busch stock...

    113. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit

      Save this phrase for when you can really tear apart a fallacious post. Following it up with "I doubt it" and "it would" dilutes the power of the phrase.

    114. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For our sake, as well. I shudder every time I hear some half-baked global warming theory like this one. A lot of people seem to subscribe to the idea that CO2 = BAD and don't think much beyond that.

      There are no fossil fuels being burned - ie, the long-term sequestered carbon is staying right where it is (unless you count things like transportation). Making alcohol from grain is no more harmful to the environment than eating it.

    115. Re:Bloody hell! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it! Don't you love how any bullshit sounding remotely authoritative just gets modded up... I will just add one simple statement as supporting evidence to your correction: C6H12O6 => 2(CH3CH2OH) + 2(CO2)

      Then you must know alcohol can also be metabolized, thus producing more CO2. Unless they manage to avoid its metabolism (say, through genetic modification) so more alcohol and less CO2 is produced.

      --
      Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
    116. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can start a sentence with a conjunction? I was always taught to never start a sentence with words such as, "but." I was also taught a comma precedes quotations. Granted I could be wrong.

    117. Re:Bloody hell! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      This planet will just never be safe until we eliminate all CO2 from the atmosphere.

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    118. Re:Bloody hell! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Then you must know alcohol can also be metabolized, thus producing more CO2.

      If yeast metabolized alcohol into C02, then beers with live yeast in them would a) have zero alcohol b) explode.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    119. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose natural selection via execution at the onset of puberty of all those who cannot meet or exceed an established standard of literacy.

    120. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, here in America the staple source of starch is French Fries.

      I was under the impression that the use of "French Fries" was outlawed back in 2001? I was under the impression that you Yanks changed the name to "Freedom Fries"?

      That was only when we were Jesusland under King Bush.

    121. Re:Bloody hell! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Let me guess ... you're American, and you drink Bud Lite?

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    122. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is their grammar bad but they don't realize that we breathe out CO2 every single millisecond. And plants breathe in the CO2 we breathe out and convert it too O2. So if we are killing the planet it is us.

    123. Re:Bloody hell! by aurispector · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing everyone apparently has overlooked is that a major byproduct of respiration is CO2. Since all animals utilize respiration in the production of energy, is anyone researching alternative methods of energy production to reduce or eliminate the amount of respiration in order to save the planet?

      --
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    124. Re:Bloody hell! by mkweise · · Score: 1

      So help fight global warming by popping a cool one.

      Umm...no! By your own logic, it's only undrunk beer that helps. How about filling your basement with unopened beer and selling the carbon credits?

      --
      Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
    125. Re:Bloody hell! by leecho0 · · Score: 1

      Also, that eq could be used to calculate the amount of CO2 produced from world-wide alcohol production.

      1 mole of sugar produces 2 moles of ethanol and 2 mols of carbon dioxide.

      Since the amount of sugar that it is made from is pretty hard to judge, let's use the ethanol part to calc it.
      Find the global production of a type of a type of alcohol. say it is 'a' proof, and contains 'l' liters. a x 2 = alcohol by volume = b (v/v). b x 789 g/l (density at 25 degrees C) = alcohol by weight (w/v) =c. c / 46g/mol = moles per liter = d. d x l = moles of ethanol per bottle = moles of CO2 by product per bottle= e. e x total production in the world = total CO2 production.

      a x 2 x 789 x l / 46 is the amount of CO2 produced per bottle. Use PV=nRT if you want to find the volume.

      Let us know if you ever do a complete survey on alcohol production in the world, then you can calc the amount of CO2 production. But chances are it won't be too significant. Alcohol production is anaerobic respiration (without oxygen), while animals and us humans (typically) perform aerobic respiration, which produces 6 moles of CO2 per mol of glucose, three times as much as anaerobic respiration.

      Other stuff from other posts:
      Yes, ethanol comes from glucose, which is made from CO2 in the air, so the total carbon content in the world doesn't change. Yet, if the carbon is in the glucose, it's not in CO2, changing the CO2 in the world. So alcohol production DOES have an effect on global warming, just probably not very significant (see previous paragraph for why).

    126. Re:Bloody hell! by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Scientifically, condoms don't prevent pregnancy or aids. They only reduce the chances of getting either when engaging in sex.

      "People don't want to admit that it's going to come down to either us getting rid of several billion people, or environmental degradation getting rid of a lot more - probably most - people."

      And then you call the Pope a Nazi. Wow, just wow!

    127. Re:Bloody hell! by Al+Dimond · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It wasn't ending a sentence in a preposition, it was "look like sloppy". You didn't end the sentence in a preposition, "do" is a verb.

      In fact, none of your examples are ending sentences in prepositions either. While "on" and "out" can be prepositions in these cases you're using them as adverbs or adjectives (simply modifying "print", "point", and "radio"). Ending a sentence in a preposition might look like:

      This is the table the radio was on. ("on" connects to "the radio" to "the table". A crude re-ordering is "This is the table on which the radio was", which sounds dumb. Rather, we'd say something like "The radio was on this table", although that would be a somewhat unnatural answer to certain questions.)
      What are you talking about? ("about" connects "talking" to "what". You might write, "You're talking about what?")

      The rule isn't just about prepositions ending sentences, either, it's that a preposition should precede the rest of the prepositional phrase; the rule that it can't end a sentence is just a side effect of this. I've read, however, that the rule was really devised by American teachers with an unhealthy Latin obsession, and that people have been moving prepositions all over the place for centuries. I'm not really an expert on that, however... just a lowly computer programmer.

    128. Re:Bloody hell! by Alari · · Score: 1

      So there! :>

      --
      I use Windows... like a two dollar wh.. why don't I just go ahead and not finish that sentence.
    129. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drink Guinness, less a.b.v. than many other beers, and if you're doing it right you're using a Nitrogen blended gas instead of just CO2!

    130. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, what the HELL are omophonies?

    131. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CO2, plants like CO2 and convert it to OXYGEN, we need oxygen for our self's and our cars, so why is it bad to output some CO2 into an atmosphere that only has 0.038% CO2 in it???

    132. Re:Bloody hell! by insllvn · · Score: 1

      "you'll look like sloppy to the people who do."

      This should either read:

      "You'll look sloppy to the people who do."

      -or-

      "You'll look like a(n) [insert derogative] to the people who do."

      "Remember that you're penning/typing your message not for yourself but for others to read, you should at least be respectful of the people reading and proof your own work."

      This should read as follows: "Remember that you're penning/typing your message not for yourself, but for others to read; you should at least be respectful of the people reading and proof your own work. It could also be two sentences, divided at the semicolon; this is possible because it has two complete clauses.

      Finally, you made a typo in your latest post. I have corrected it in bold.

      It's not high and mighty, it is simply paying attention to the details.

      I am reminded of something Caesar Augustus said in a letter to (I think it was) Cicero. I cannot remember the exact quote (either the Latin I read it in or the direct translation) but it was to this effect: Those who emphasis perfect grammar over accessibility have lost sight of the purpose of communication. Everyone makes mistakes. You should still try to be right, but know that you are not perfect either, so try to be understanding when others make mistakes.

      Oh, and I always mix up affect and effect. Anyone know if I used it correctly? ;-)

    133. Re:Bloody hell! by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      The alcohol in bread does not evaporate.

      Are you seriously basing this statement on a sketchy one paragraph blurb from 1926? One that sounds oh so rigorous with gems like:

      "collected... from bakeries and housewives' ovens" (??)

      Anyway, even playing along, the last sentence is:

      "The alcohol content of a loaf of bread varies with the kind of yeast used, the time it sets, and the temperature of baking."

      Why would it depend on the temperature of baking? Because that determines how much alcohol will EVAPORATE.

    134. Re:Bloody hell! by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that alcohol can be metabolized, and yes, when there is no more sugar for fermentation yeast may convert the alcohol to acetaldehyde, which then gets converted to acetic acid (aka vinegar).

      However, neither of those reactions produce more CO2. To produce CO2 you'd have to split the carbon bonds, which is combustion. Combustion is not particularly biochemically useful to a cell (duh) - and surprise - it requires oxygen. And of course that goes back to the entire concept of fermentation, which is the ANAEROBIC metabolism of glucose (ie there is no oxygen present anyway).

      And that takes ME back to my other statement in the OP - thanks for your reply, it's yet another bullshit post that pretends to sound authoritative!

    135. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, next time you're looking for a quick snack to get you through the afternoon, why not try a box of staples? Tell your friends, too!

      - Darles Charwin

    136. Re:Bloody hell! by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      "There" ?

      Maybe it was corrected after your post, but the original post I am looking at only contains one use of the word "their" - used correctly - and no uses of the word "there".

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      Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
    137. Re:Bloody hell! by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      And then you call the Pope a Nazi. Wow, just wow!

      Yes, it's funny how irrational some people get when attacking religion for being irrational.

      --
      Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
    138. Re:Bloody hell! by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, beeeeeerrrrr... (Homer Simpson)

      And if we drink to much beer by the seaside, it is inevitable at the end of the night we'll pee in the ocean ;-)

      --
      "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
    139. Re:Bloody hell! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      We are animals, we do affect the nature, we are part of the nature, heck, we are probably one of the most planet affecting species in nature.

      And then I read the god part ...

      I think we wear clothes because most people are so fucking ugly naked. The other animals are cute.

    140. Re:Bloody hell! by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I'm not a chemist, but I suspect removing CO2 from the atmosphere isn't the cheapest way to produce it on an industrial scale. If the tax credit was done away with and Coke started getting its CO2 from, say, natural gas, would that make you happy?

    141. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Let me guess ... you're American, and you drink Bud Lite?

      No and no.

      Though I admit I *did* try a Budweiser once, a LONG time ago. One mouthful. Fortunately, we were outside at the time, so I didn't have to curb my instinctive reaction to spit it out. I thought there was something wrong with it, but apparently it's *supposed* to taste like that ... I guess if you can get used to the taste of "New Coke", you can drink almost anything.

    142. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      So help fight global warming by popping a cool one.

      Umm...no! By your own logic, it's only undrunk beer that helps. How about filling your basement with unopened beer and selling the carbon credits?

      Alcohol causes the capillaries to dilate, allowing heat to dissipate easier. There's less CO2 released from drinking the beer than from producing the energy to air-condition the house, so save energy - have a few beers. (like you NEED a reason to drink nowadays?)

    143. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Scientifically, condoms don't prevent pregnancy or aids. They only reduce the chances of getting either when engaging in sex.

      When used as directed, condoms have an annual failure rate of 3%, and they're just as effective at preventing the transmission of HIV. Of course, this could just be propaganda from Columbia University - how DARE they disagree with Herr Fuhrer Pope Ratzinger?

      Preventing a few billion from being born into poverty by effective contraception, and getting the planet to get below ZPG isn't, by any stretch of the imagination, being a Nazi. What the Pope did was. It's end effect is more people, more disease, and more poverty.

    144. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      How is it irrational to point out that contraception will, over time, reduce the population by a few billion? We already have less-than-zero "growth" in much of the world (the "post-christian" countries). Or do you think it's okay to encourage people to have many children, to discourage them from practicing safe sex, and to indoctrinate them into believing that anyone who does so should be treated as a social outcast?

      Just like Hitler, Herr Fuhrer Pope Ratzinger has an agenda to push that is NOT in the best interests of the people he's foisting it on - or of the rest of the planet. Also, contrary to what both another poster and the Pope claimed, condoms, wehn used properly, have a 97% per annum success rate. That's pretty close to the pill's 98% success rate - and the pill doesn't prevent STDs.

    145. Re:Bloody hell! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Sure, but Coke isn't the one releasing it. You are. I wonder if the coming cap-n-trade plans include going after soda drinkers? It would be amusing if we had to buy carbon credits from Coke just to drink one of their products ...

      --
      I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
    146. Re:Bloody hell! by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      How about all the trucks run by Coca Cola to get their product from their factories to the warehouses and from the warehouses to retailers? I suspect the NET CO2 output is well in the positive. Maccas would be in similar situation - they have to get the ingredients to stores somehow.

    147. Re:Bloody hell! by Meski · · Score: 1

      you'll look like sloppy to the people who do.

      Like is unnecessary in this case. It makes the sentence sound awkward, as if it's missing a word. Alternatives might be "you'll look sloppy", or perhaps "you'll look like you're sloppy"

      Unless he has an ungrammatical friend called Sloppy. (in which case it should have been capitalised[1])

      [1] Correct spelling, for me anyway.

    148. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Someone must've edited the original post, because I don't see any "there" there.
      2. Language does evolve due to shortening/laziness/ignorance all the time. (Ex 1: "Instantaneously" is now accepted as having a second definition where it is a synonym for "instantly." Ex 2: The popular use of the term "quantum leap." Many more, of course.) Not that I'm saying that I'm for this kind of change...
      3. Glass houses, my friend: Your second sentence should read: "It's like wondering if your peeing in the ocean when you go for a swim is making a difference in global oceanic warming..."
      4. Apologies to our friends "over there" for my decidedly American placement of periods and commas inside quotations; I do know it's done differently (sensibly) elsewhere, but as I am American, I can't help but write in the fashion which my local standards define as "correct."

    149. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT recall that methane has 20x the greenhouse gas potential of CO2, and I know some people who convert ethanol to methane at a disturbing rate.

      Ethanol won't convert to methane. Ethanol is converted to ethal-aldehyde before being converted into urea, which is a large constituent of urine. Alcohol is absorbed by the body far quicker than solids, which, when broken down by the bacteria in the intestines, can produce methane and methal-merchloride.

    150. Re:Bloody hell! by huckamania · · Score: 1

      You take 1 thing the Pope says and ignore the 99 other things that come with it (ex. abstinence before marriage). Those 99 other things are more effective at reducing births and the spread of AIDS then condom use could ever approach.

      The people who are going to ignore the 99 other things are the same ones who aren't going to listen to you or the Pope, so really, all you are doing is being an ass.

    151. Re:Bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The people who are going to ignore the 99 other things" are ALL PEOPLE. It doesn't matter if there are ten billion things that are effective when none of them will ever happen.

      Condom usage does not fight basic human nature, pope, you and other morons preaching for abstinence do. That's beyond stupid, but what else can you expect from people who stick their fingers to their ears and go la-la?

    152. Re:Bloody hell! by huckamania · · Score: 1

      I'm not preaching abstinence, I'm pointing out that you can't fault the Pope for the actions of people that don't listen to him in the first place.

      Encouraging abstinence doesn't work 100% of the time, but abstinence does work 100% of the time for the people who actually follow it. Encouraging people to engage in sex with condoms doesn't work either, for a variety of reasons including that condoms don't work 100% of the time. The third world could be carpet bombed with condoms and it wouldn't stop them from having babies. It's not a lack of condoms that is causing this problem.

    153. Re:Bloody hell! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      However, neither of those reactions produce more CO2. To produce CO2 you'd have to split the carbon bonds, which is combustion. Combustion is not particularly biochemically useful to a cell (duh) - and surprise - it requires oxygen

      Nope. For example, in the Krebs cycle, many steps produce CO2, don't require O2, and yield reducing equivalents (a kind of power source). The oxygen is for oxidative fosforilation, which uses those reducing equivalents to make ATP (a better power source). However, in anaerobic conditions, those reducing equivalents pile up so they are spent in making alcohol or other compounds so the reaction can keep going.

      Basically, you're right yet none of your arguments are

      thanks for your reply, it's yet another bullshit post that pretends to sound authoritative!

      1. I'm taking my information from books, not some random website
      2. Would you be nice enough to win the discussion before doing that?

      kthxbai

      --
      Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
    154. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      You take 1 thing the Pope says and ignore the 99 other things that come with it (ex. abstinence before marriage). Those 99 other things are more effective at reducing births and the spread of AIDS then condom use could ever approach.

      Abstinence is unrealistic, abnormal, and doesn't work. Ask Gran'ma Sarah Palin.

      Or didn't you get the memo that the Bush states have a higher teen pregnancy rate?

      Oh. and it's not just AIDS - there's a whole bunch of diseases out there ... or are you going to say that married couples where one partner if infected with an uncurable but controllable STD should practice abstinence rather than have access to, and use, a condom?

    155. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      The third world could be carpet bombed with condoms and it wouldn't stop them from having babies. It's not a lack of condoms that is causing this problem.

      Racist, ethnocentric, ignorant, and totally moronic comments like that ... sure you're not running for Pope? Access to birth control and birth control information, social acceptance of birth control as being both a right and a duty ... you sure you want to claim that "those people can't learn that." They might not be as ignorant as your average Jebus-lander.

    156. Re:Bloody hell! by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      However, neither of those reactions produce more CO2. To produce CO2 you'd have to split the carbon bonds, which is combustion. Combustion is not particularly biochemically useful to a cell (duh) - and surprise - it requires oxygen

      Nope. For example, in the Krebs cycle, many steps produce CO2, don't require O2, and yield reducing equivalents (a kind of power source). The oxygen is for oxidative fosforilation, which uses those reducing equivalents to make ATP (a better power source). However, in anaerobic conditions, those reducing equivalents pile up so they are spent in making alcohol or other compounds so the reaction can keep going.

      Ok, I will try not to be mean, you obviously are interested in the science so I respect that.

      I assume by "fosforilation" you mean phosphorylation? And by mentioning ATP I assume you mean "oxidative phosphorylation". Which obviously means oxidation, which by nature requires oxygen!

      Anyway, this doesn't even make sense to argue against my post - I never said yeast can't undergo aerobic respiration - yes, the Krebs cycle is *AEROBIC* respiration - which yeast, like any eukaryotic cell, will prefer if GIVEN OXYGEN (actually S. cerevisiae doesn't necessarily. but we'll ignore that). The whole point of the thread is alcohol fermentation, an anaerobic process - ie NO OXYGEN. No oxygen, no Krebs cycle, lots of alcohol, and much rejoicing :)

      Let's put it simply - you seem like a reasonably intelligent person, this is hard to argue...

      YOU CAN'T GENERATE OXYGEN OUT OF THIN AIR! Please back your arguments with a proper balanced chemical equation, or don't bother...

      Basically, you're right yet none of your arguments are

      Ok, but I think I am right, AND my arguments are...

      thanks for your reply, it's yet another bullshit post that pretends to sound authoritative!

      1. I'm taking my information from books, not some random website
      2. Would you be nice enough to win the discussion before doing that?

      And I am taking my information from books, graduate level biology - and yes, in fact, the often useful random website. And I don't think discussions have to be "won" when just stating scientific facts.

    157. Re:Bloody hell! by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1
      You win. I was arguing against a specific statement of yours about generating CO2. However, if we're only talking about anaerobic metabolism then you're right.

      And I don't think discussions have to be "won" when just stating scientific facts.

      Just annoyed when people make statements like the discussion is already over.

      --
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    158. Re:Bloody hell! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I just assumed you were American because nobody on Earth knows less about beer (but thinks they know more) than them.

      Now it's true that some beers mentioned above taste terrible unless they're almost frozen, but it doesn't at all follow that warm beer per se tastes bad. Some are in fact meant to be drunk "warm". Actually they're not really warm (cellar temperature - around 10 centigrade), but it seems so to people who've only ever drunk the kind of mass market pap that appeals to plebs like you.

      I bet you'd put ice cubes in a single malt and put milk in Earl Grey tea. Barbarian.

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    159. Re:Bloody hell! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      In the summer, when friends come over, I chuck a few beers in the freezer a half-hour before opening them - the depressurization upon opening produces a layer of ice chips in the neck of the bottle (and the ice formation means that the beer has a higher alcohol content, raising it form 6.6 to ~9%).

      Barbarian enough? :-)

    160. Re:Bloody hell! by o2sd · · Score: 1

      Photosynthesis.They take in CO2, and give off O2, which we kind of need to breathe

      Aahhhhhh ... the cycle of life.

      Plants make the beer, we drink the beer, we burp and pee to help the plants make more beer.

      If only we could live on beer. The world would be a happier (if cooler) place.

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  2. No more than cattle by celardore · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But more importantly, why you going after beer man? Not cool.

  3. We All Know by fm6 · · Score: 1

    As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years)...

    Or you're good at selectively quoting the evidence.

    1. Re:We All Know by Osric250 · · Score: 1

      What?!? Nobody would ever selectively quote evidence! If it's stated on the world wide blogosphere then it must be fact!

    2. Re:We All Know by janeuner · · Score: 1

      Can you even classify the quoted material as evidence?

      At best, there is a correlation between CO2 concentrations in the atmosphere and the average temperature. Correlation does not imply causation.

    3. Re:We All Know by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You're misusing the word "correlation". A correlation is a statistical relationship, like "Slashdotters tend to lose their temper." The fact that that certain gases trap heat is not a statistical relationship, it's basic physics. You might as well say "water boils when you heat it to 100 degrees celsius" is a correlation.

      I assume there are some blogosphere idiots who claim this physical connection isn't established, just as there are ones who have "proven" that Pi is not an irrational number. But amongst people with any knowledge of the subject, it's a simple fact.

      The "skeptics" (the ones with any scientific training) are not questioning the relationship between CO2 and heat. They are questioning whether there's enough greenhouse gases to cause any permanent change in the climate. Or if they admit that point, they question whether a significant portion of those gases are manmade.

    4. Re:We All Know by bencoder · · Score: 1

      No-one's disputing that there's a relationship, but the ice core readings show that CO2 rise comes a few hundred years after the temperature rise.

      So yes, the sceptics do question the relationship; not whether there is or isn't a relationship, but whether it means what is most commonly reported as fact.

    5. Re:We All Know by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Citation please?

    6. Re:We All Know by bencoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/299/5613/1728 unfortunately I can't find a free fulltext version of it for you but I'd be interested if you can find one. It mentions the relevant information in the abstract though.

    7. Re:We All Know by bencoder · · Score: 1

      Actually registration on that site is free, but it's annoying, so I took the time to do it for you and re-uploaded it to here: http://www.quickfilepost.com/download.do?get=1a838a6813c6da4fdcf6aa66145adb66

    8. Re:We All Know by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Try reading the first sentence of the abstract. "Timing is not accurately known". In other words, it neither confirms nor refutes your assertion.

    9. Re:We All Know by bencoder · · Score: 1

      Read the paper(http://www.quickfilepost.com/download.do?get=1a838a6813c6da4fdcf6aa66145adb66). The fact that "timing is not accurately known" is the motivation for the work they did.

    10. Re:We All Know by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OK, I went and read the paper, and basically what they're arguing is that the last ice age wasn't ended by an increase in CO2.

      Fine. But that doesn't prove that CO2 has no effect on climate. Quite the opposite:

      Finally, the situation at Termination III differs from the recent anthropogenic CO2 increase. As recently noted by Kump (38), we should distinguish between internal influences (such as the deglacial CO2 increase) and external influences (such as the anthropogenic CO2 increase) on the climate system. Although the recent CO2 increase has clearly been imposed first, as a result of anthropogenic activities, it naturally takes, at Termination III, some time for CO2 to outgas from the ocean once it starts to react to a climate change that is first felt in the atmosphere. The sequence of events during this Termination is fully consistent with CO2 participating in the latter ~4200 years of the warming.

      There is, in fact, an argument for manmade climate change. They finish up by saying

      The radiative forcing due to CO2 may serve as an amplifier of initial orbital forcing, which is then further amplified by fast atmospheric feedbacks (39) that are also at work for the present-day and future climate.

      There's a positive feedback loop here that's quite scary. You heat up the atmosphere a tiny bit, you get outgassings of greenhouse gases (CO2 from the oceans, methane from defrosting ice sheet in the north, gases released by dying wetlands) and that heats up the atmosphere more. Which releases more gases...

      Feedback loops can cycle out of control damn quickly. Ever held a microphone in front of its own speaker?

      One last point: even if you weren't misreading this paper, the way you cite it as counterevidence is totally bogus. There are hundreds of papers making the opposite argument. You don't bring the whole edifice of argument down just by citing somebody's inference from one set of ice core samples.

    11. Re:We All Know by bencoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a positive feedback loop here that's quite scary. You heat up the atmosphere a tiny bit, you get outgassings of greenhouse gases (CO2 from the oceans, methane from defrosting ice sheet in the north, gases released by dying wetlands) and that heats up the atmosphere more. Which releases more gases...

      Such a feedback system should go out of control, unless there is also a separate negative feedback component in the system that has a stronger effect than the positive feedback component. The data shows that both CO2 and temperature go in cycles, which would indicate, assuming that there IS a positive feedback effect, that a stronger negative feedback component is keeping it somewhat at an equilibrium.

      This is my main problem with the whole area, I'll be the first to acknowledge that I'm not a climatologist, and that I quite possibly am wrong, but my area is in artificial intelligence, of which dynamic feedback systems plays a large role. The world is a massively complicated system of multiple feedback loops. With such a complex system there really is no hope of developing accurate models for how it will behave under various stimuli, at least, not without many many more years of studying it in real time. By all means continue research, continue studying, get the best models we can, but leave draconian governmental regulation until we are sure that we are not putting a huge unnecessary burden on our world economy.

      And you're right, I don't cite it as a counter argument to AGW, more to counter Al Gore's primary argument(which is the correlation between temperature and CO2 in the ice cores), which unfortunately is the media-friendly face of the science on this matter, which is therefore the extent of the public's and the political knowledge of the subject.

    12. Re:We All Know by crashumbc · · Score: 1

      I hear 99.999% of all statistics on the internet are true too!

    13. Re:We All Know by j-beda · · Score: 1
      "By all means continue research, continue studying, get the best models we can, but leave draconian governmental regulation until we are sure that we are not putting a huge unnecessary burden on our world economy. "

      So, because you feel that we do not fully understand the whole feedback system, we should continue to do what everyone thinks is the worst possible thing to be doing, on the chance that some unknown restorative force will keep it all under control? I would think that working towards an economic system that rewards behaviours that have broad support as being beneficial or benign and that punishes behaviours that we think are destructive would be an obvious thing to do.

      Easter island inhabitants chopped down the last trees - didn't they know there were not any more? We DO know the likely result of many of our present actions - what kinds of idiots are we going to seem to our distant ancestors?

    14. Re:We All Know by janeuner · · Score: 1

      > Al Gore's primary argument(which is the correlation between temperature and CO2 in the ice cores)

      Gore's primary argument is that increases in CO2 result in increases in average temperature. It is a false argument, because the evidence he presents shows a correlation, not causality.

    15. Re:We All Know by janeuner · · Score: 1

      ...they're arguing is that the last ice age wasn't ended by an increase in CO2. But that doesn't prove that CO2 has no effect on climate.

      Of course it doesn't prove something. They whole article is a hypothesis. Welcome to science class.

      There is, in fact, an argument for manmade climate change. They finish up by saying [The radiative forcing due to CO2 may serve as an amplifier of initial orbital forcing...]

      There is also, in fact, an argument for pet giraffes. In fact, it is just an argument, not a fact, in fact. Argument. Fact. (Stop talking.)

      There's a positive feedback loop here that's quite scary....Feedback loops can cycle out of control damn quickly. Ever held a microphone in front of its own speaker?

      All real-world feedback systems reach a point of saturation, including audio amplifiers and world climate. I want to know where that saturation point is, and what variables define it. In the meantime, I am pleased that we may have found a mechanism that can pull earth out of an ice age.

      There are hundreds of papers making the opposite argument.

      In that these hundreds of papers present evidence that shows the correlation between CO2 and Temperature, then go on to present a hypothesis showing causality. This is the scientific process. It is not fact.

    16. Re:We All Know by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Of course it doesn't prove something. They whole article is a hypothesis. Welcome to science class.

      I didn't describe the paper as "proof" at all. So what's you're point? Beyond riffing on the usual theme that "people who believe in global warming are stupid."

      There is also, in fact, an argument for pet giraffes. In fact, it is just an argument, not a fact, in fact. Argument. Fact. (Stop talking.)

      It's often wise to stop talking before you spout gibberish. Or maybe I'm just too dumb to see what pet giraffes have to do with anything.

      All real-world feedback systems reach a point of saturation, including audio amplifiers and world climate.

      Ergo, no big deal? That's like saying that getting shot at is no big deal because bullets have a finite range. The question is, where does the limit to the phenomenon lie in relation to some undesirable event. I think we can verify that such events often occur with respect to bullets and amplifiers. As for global warming, it would only take a average global temperature shift of 6 degrees celsius to make life pretty difficult.

      In that these hundreds of papers present evidence that shows the correlation between CO2 and Temperature, then go on to present a hypothesis showing causality. This is the scientific process. It is not fact.

      The "correlation" issue was addressed earlier in the thread. But I'm perfectly willing to concede that nobody's proven it beyond a reasonable doubt.

      Except this isn't a criminal trial. It's a gamble with the future of humanity. The bet is a possible economic hit (if we do it right, retooling our infrastructure away from carbon fuels actually makes economic sense in the long run) versus the probable end of civilization and the possible extinction of our species. Under those circumstances, the evidence we have, much of it from very conservative scientists who are probably under estimating the danger, is more than enough.

  4. Please stop by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's never been funny. Just stop.

    1. Re:Please stop by owlnation · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's never been funny. Just stop.

      No, that's not true. OMG Poniez!!!1! was funny. It's just unfortunate that Taco has not yet topped it.

      This year hasn't been that great, I'm afraid. Next year Taco... there's always next year.

    2. Re:Please stop by jd · · Score: 1

      The ponies one was doubly cool because geeks got to maraud Cute Overload for a day. Maybe Taco could have matched it by running all posts through the English-to-Lolcat translator this year, but it would not have topped it.

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    3. Re:Please stop by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      The best bit was the crosslink with cuteoverload.com and their reciprocal 'cute/scary IBM nerds' story.

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  5. Without beer... by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wouldn't fart that much.

    Yea, we gotta stop.

    Stop worrying, I mean.

  6. carbon neutral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The actual brewing process is carbon neutral, provided you include the growing of the plants in the calculations.

    Lrn 2 math n00b!

    1. Re:carbon neutral by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if you count growing the plants and fermentation alone it's a carbon sink, because a lot of carbon ends up in stems and other unused parts.

      Then you have fuel used for transportation, energy used in sugar extraction, grain-based drinks require roasting the grains, hard liquor requires distillation, and a few types are aged in charred oak barrels. All of these processes require additional energy, which may or may not be carbon neutral. Then again, there would be similar amounts of fuel/energy required to, for instance, process vegetables and deliver them to your supermarket, and then cook them on your stove.

    2. Re:carbon neutral by init100 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you count growing the plants and fermentation alone it's a carbon sink, because a lot of carbon ends up in stems and other unused parts.

      Except for the fact that when you throw those unused parts away, the decomposition process releases the contained carbon as carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, unless you bury it away somewhere deep underground.

  7. Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Bezultek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alcohol - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    1. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

    2. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by compro01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or that he doesn't want Canadians to take over the world. Dunno why. The world would assuredly be a better place if we were in charge.

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    3. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Introduce more yeast into the human biome and in a few generations nobody will know the difference.

        Hell, they might even consider the craziness we're going thru now as normal. Who knows? ;)

      SB

      --
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    4. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by 93,000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Alcohol - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

      As I write this, I'm wearing my Homer baseball cap with that exact slogan on it. Creepy, man.

      That slogan is one of my favorites, and is proof that only the truth is funny.

    5. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better???? Well as a Canadian I think it would be politer and have higher quality beer production but I'm not sure we could call it better.

    6. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an American, I've known a lot of Canadians in my time. Only one I didn't like. French Canadians do count, right? I've known a lot more Americans; a higher proportion of which I neither liked nor trusted. So I say too, why not Canada?

    7. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is why Islam put a 'Haram' tag on alcohol.

    8. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you don't distinguish between solvable and soluble.

    9. Re:Perfect opportunity for a Simpson's quote by Quetzo · · Score: 1

      I think that was the destination code, spelt a little badly.

  8. what matters is where the carbon came from by petermgreen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Carbon from biomass is just cycling in and out of the atmosphere, no big deal.

    The problem is digging up carbon that has been buried for millions of years and releasing it (either directly into the atnosphere or into a place where it is likely to get released).

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    1. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet. I can burn my yard waste without feeling bad now. I'll even crack open a beer while doing it.

      BTW, the fuel used in the production of the biomass that's converted to alcohol is still a problem. Also, the energy used by the distillery is also a problem.

    2. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's probably worthwhile to regenerate topsoil by composting the waste. Unless that waste contains lots of wood, in which case a low-temperature burn can serve as a carbon sink while also regenerating the topsoil.

    3. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the biomass made the carbon millions of years ago so the they got the carbon from someplace didn't they. or do the rocks just make the buried carbon?

    4. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Where did the carbon in the ground come from? It wasn't always there, it was above ground, in living form. At some point in our planet's history, all that carbon you are talking about that is now underground was above ground. All of it. And the planet was covered with life.

    5. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by AusIV · · Score: 1
      That's pretty much what I came here to say. The CO2 released when making alcohol was in the air just a few years earlier, before the plants in the ingredients had used it for growth. If we hadn't made alcohol from it, the plants would have decomposed and released most of that CO2 back into the air anyway.

      As others have pointed out, the CO2 from fossil fuels that go into growing and harvesting the crops may be noteworthy, but the CO2 released by the yeast is a non-issue.

    6. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by init100 · · Score: 1

      At some point in our planet's history, all that carbon you are talking about that is now underground was above ground. All of it. And the planet was covered with life.

      Sure, and nobody disputes that. The problem that exists today is that humankind has massive investments in fixed settlements (cities) and infrastructure (farms, roads, ports, etc) that would no longer be able to exist at their current locations if all that carbon were to be released into the atmosphere.

      Do you want to pay for moving thousands of cities and many more farms, roads, ports, power lines, etc?

    7. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by K'Lyre · · Score: 1

      Not my problem. I don't live anywhere near the coast. If someone builds their home on a river and the river overflows and destroys their home, that's their own lookout. This is the same.

    8. Re:what matters is where the carbon came from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, look up the definition of "Carbon Neutral" some time. Oh, and the CO2 in those compressed cylinders came from the atmosphere in the first place.

      Andy Spoo Did Not Do The Research.

  9. NO! by dmomo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slow News day? Correlation is not Causation? This thread is useless without pics? Whatever it takes; NO!

    For the love of all that's sacred... the answer is NO NO NO! Please dear God.. NO! Because without Alcohol .. does a world even exist?

    1. Re:NO! by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      I hear it's the beginning of April now.

  10. Basic premis wrong = Pointless Post by icebike · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    There is no evidence that CO2 is warming the planet.

    http://www.hawaiireporter.com/story.aspx?1ad63198-0a1f-4b5b-8fb8-96df07d70d41

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    1. Re:Basic premis wrong = Pointless Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh you poor, stupid fucking cunt. all you know is fuck all.

  11. are our childrens learning? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    is aliens probing us rectally?

    is beer causing global warming farts?

    how is babby formed?

    issues are the complicated. i try to thinks hard abouts them when i'm on the toilets. and i push reals hard and out come deep thoughts like: pubs cause global warming

    i am the smarts type person with the deeply thinking type stuff

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    1. Re:are our childrens learning? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 0

      Ahh, You must be a democrat.

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    2. Re:are our childrens learning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      herp derp, good one

    3. Re:are our childrens learning? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      No, I think he's Filipino.  Or, are you suggesting that he is the result of a mixed marriage?

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    4. Re:are our childrens learning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit just because you're not president anymore doesn't mean you have the free time to post on
      slashdot. Now get off of my slashdot George W. Bush.

    5. Re:are our childrens learning? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Is the interwebs showing up our stupidity?

        Shit. Wait, that was serious...

      SB

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    6. Re:are our childrens learning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, I spot another engrish.com fan!

    7. Re:are our childrens learning? by redaction101 · · Score: 1

      Dear sir,

      Twitter would love to invite you aboard: you are just the sort of person we need. Feel free to share your thoughts, and your contemporaneous fecal status, with millions of people around the world! Just keep it within 140 characters, ok? Otherwise, TL;DR

  12. CO2 is Balanced by kramer2718 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually shouldn't have TOO much effect. I can't comment on the cylinders of CO2 used in pumping or carbonation, but the CO2 that the yeast releases is balanced by the CO2 which the plant absorb in order to produce the sugar that is fermented.

    As to how many petrochemicals/fossil fuels are used in the production/creation of those plants and that sugar, that's a different story, but that is less related to alcohol specifically and more to how our agricultural/transportation system function generally.

    1. Re:CO2 is Balanced by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      It will have zero effect. Carbonation does not create CO2. And all CO2 produced by yeast originated from sugar, which originated from CO2 in air.

      But this is an excellent argument for avoiding consumption of alcohol derived from petroleum.

    2. Re:CO2 is Balanced by Albanach · · Score: 1

      I can't comment on the cylinders of CO2 used in pumping or carbonation

      Besides, you're drinking the wrong beer if it needs cylinders of CO2 to move it through the pipes.

      Real beer is hand pulled.

    3. Re:CO2 is Balanced by McGregorMortis · · Score: 1

      I can't comment on the cylinders of CO2 used in pumping or carbonation,

      Well, I can. The CO2 in those cylinders is produced, along with nitrogen, oxygen, and a few other things, by fractional distillation of liquified air.

      So, emptying a cylinder of CO2 is not putting any more CO2 into the air than was taken out to fill it.

      I am, of course, glossing over the small detail of the energy required to do all of this...

    4. Re:CO2 is Balanced by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Most homebrewers and some microbrewers carbonate the beer by bottling it with whatever yeast remains and some cane or corn sugar. Of course, cane sugar is a tool of third world oppression, and corn syrup is the most heavily subsidized, unnatural food on the planet. Pick your poison!

  13. In short, no. by butalearner · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure it's the apocolypse on December 21, 2012 that will kill our planet.

    1. Re:In short, no. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=apocolypse+worm&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a

      None of the antivirus people have published anything about an apocolypse worm.  I take it that you are developing it now?

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  14. Now you've gone too far by confused+one · · Score: 1

    threatening my beer and whiskey. Just for that I'm gonna crack open a cold one and go fire up the grill, for no reason other than making mass quantities of CO2!

  15. No net change by l79327 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ethenol is fermented from plant products, no net change in CO2. The CO2 in the keg system is taken from the air, no net change.

    First they came for my beer, and I said nothing.

    1. Re:No net change by NoPantsJim · · Score: 4, Funny

      First they came for my beer, and I said nothing.

      Shit, if they came for my beer I'd have one hell of a lot to say about the matter.

    2. Re:No net change by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      "First they came for my beer, and I said nothing."
      Had I not been passed out I would have noticed that...

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    3. Re:No net change by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny

        Over my dead soldiers...

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    4. Re:No net change by flydude18 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, beer is the very last thing they'd have to come for, even after already coming for you. When they eliminate the beer ration in the concentration camp, you'd start musing about how you should have said something earlier.

      (Don't look at me, the grandparent had already Godwin'd this. There is no going back now).

    5. Re:No net change by steelfood · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of reasons for why you wouldn't be able to say anything when somebody tries to take away your alcohol.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    6. Re:No net change by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Ethenol is fermented from plant products, no net change in CO2. The CO2 in the keg system is taken from the air, no net change.
      First they came for my beer, and I said nothing.

      I don't drink...

      They came for the beer... and got an virtual civil war as the bulk of the population utterly rejects that idea. Come on we've seen all those movies/TV shows and other media of Prohibition era gang/mafia/black market crimes all due to the illegalization of alcohol. Do we really want to bring that back?

  16. Grains by cocodrylo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Alcohol is made from breaking down grains or other starches. Those plants gather CO2 from the air. So the consumption of alcohol doesn't really add to the problem. That is, at least only to the extent that agriculture does. If you're really worried about CO2 related to your food/beverage intake, you should cut back on meat, which has 8x-10x as much of a carbon footprint per calorie than grains. I guess alcohol would be somewhere in between.

    1. Re:Grains by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you're really worried about CO2 you should buy organically-grown crops which weren't fertilized with petroleum products. You should also eat grass-fed meats, which are part of the solution for repairing ecological damage done to America's grasslands. The best method is to implement intensive rotational grazing using electric fences, which emulates the eating patterns of bison. (It would be better for everyone but the cattle ranchers and the farmers to just tear down the fences, and let the bison roam free, and eat them when you get hungry. But you know that's not happening without a mass die-off.)

      --
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    2. Re:Grains by Ottair · · Score: 1

      And all that grain just automagically plants, fertilizes, harvests, delivers and processes itself. Folks, we use energy for everything, enjoy the burger and bun and make sure you throw the plastic Evian bottle into the recycle bin where the recycle truck that visits each individual house in your neighborhood can pick it up and cart it to the recycling facility where it will then be shipped off to be re-manufactured thus completing the circle of life.

  17. Is Slashdot Killing our Planet? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Informative

    We all know that the posting of really silly, unscientific stories on Slashdot increases the amount of CO2 in our atmosphere due to the tremendous amount of electricity exhausted in the transfer, dowmloading, and display of those stories, not to mention the CO2 output of the readers, who, at least most of them, exhale carbon dioxide! Something must be done!

    1. Re:Is Slashdot Killing our Planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last Post!

    2. Re:Is Slashdot Killing our Planet? by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Funny

        Electrons may be expensive.

        But lack of communication is worse.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    3. Re:Is Slashdot Killing our Planet? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      +1 Funny

        I wasn't really aiming at funny, although I see Bruce's sarcasm.

        The internet is worth any cost, for the communications between people it provides. Sure, the S/N ratio often sucks. But it's the next most important advance over the printing press.

        Without communication we have no civilization. The internet is by far the most efficient form of communication we have yet invented. It's importance to society cannot be overestimated.

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    4. Re:Is Slashdot Killing our Planet? by jhenager · · Score: 1

      Driving while slashdotting.

      If alcohol is killing our planet, then I'm mostly to blame. Sorry!

  18. I'd doubt it. by MrCrassic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I haven't done any research on this, but if I had to make an educated guess, I highly doubt it does, especially when placed in comparison to emissions from environmentally-unfriendly automobiles, CFCs from spray products and other ozone-depleting contributors. Additionally, correct me if I'm wrong, but I highly doubt that manufacturing beer emits tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

    If it does, then pop beverage would probably be just as big, if not a bigger, contributor to the greenhouse effect, which I highly doubt to be true.

    Good question.

  19. Nope by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

    The planet? No.

    Me? Yes.

    --
    There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
    1. Re:Nope by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      OK comes from "okay" which comes from a native American language, Chocktaw,

      Sorry, but that's bullshit. (Do you have a citation to support this theory?)

      The American Heritage Dictionary
      OK. WORD HISTORY: Its origin was the subject of scholarly debate for many years until Allen Walker Read showed that OK is based on a joke of sorts. OK is first recorded in 1839 but was probably in circulation before that date. During the 1830s there was a humoristic fashion in Boston newspapers to reduce a phrase to initials and supply an explanation in parentheses. Sometimes the abbreviations were misspelled to add to the humor. OK was used in March 1839 as an abbreviation for all correct, the joke being that neither the O nor the K was correct.

      -- You're the Zogger from Technocrat? Bruce was a bit of a bastard to pull the plug with not a word of warning, wasn't he. I'll never sign up for anything he does again.

  20. No. by Godskitchen · · Score: 1

    No; No it's not.

  21. As Ron White would say by nrozema · · Score: 1

    "What are YOU doing to help global warming?" I'm drinking all the beers!

  22. By yeast, not at all. by david.given · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...because the carbon produced by yeast comes from sugar, which comes from plants, which comes from the atmosphere. Remember, it's only new carbon that causes a problem. Recycling atmospheric carbon is fine.

    Bottled carbon dioxide is likely to be new carbon, as one of the major production techniques involves decomposition of limestone with acid.

    And, of course, any energy used in the beer production is likely to come from fossil fuels, which will release fossil carbon into the atmosphere.

    1. Re:By yeast, not at all. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      And. or course, it's a very small percentage of the release of previously housed carbon.

      We gat all the cars to be electric, charged from Nuclear or industrial solar thermal then we might want to take a look at this. Maybe.

      --
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    2. Re:By yeast, not at all. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      You really meant OLD CARBON where you said NEW?  I mean, all that carbon was formed millions of years ago.  Ahhhh.  THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!  EUREKA!!  It's not the quantity of carbon, it's the quality!  Stale carbon is killing us!!!!!

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    3. Re:By yeast, not at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bottled (beer) carbon dioxide also comes from the yeast. There is a little bit of fermentation that occurs in the bottle that gives it carbonation.

      This is not the same as canned or kegged beer, or soda.

    4. Re:By yeast, not at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because the carbon produced by yeast comes from sugar, which comes from plants, which comes from the atmosphere. Remember, it's only new carbon that causes a problem. Recycling atmospheric carbon is fine.

      Where do you think the carbon in oil came from?

    5. Re:By yeast, not at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A much more carbon-rich atmosphere populated with plants and animals that could survive in it on a planet with no ice caps.

    6. Re:By yeast, not at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all that new C-14 formed up in the atmosphere. Quick! Do Something!! We're running out of nitrogen!!!!!!!!

  23. Yes it is by Perp+Atuitie · · Score: 1

    Only massive metabolizing can save us now. Pass it on.

  24. HTFDTGOTFPOSD? (how the *&%$ did this get on t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...front page of slashdot?

  25. COWS! by arizwebfoot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wouldn't you be more worried about the methane produced by cows and those who drink beer and eat buffalo wings?

    --
    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    1. Re:COWS! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Who's mom is like a slinky?

      Ooops, that just slipped in there.  But, I'm not worried about buffalo farts.  As others have pointed out, buffalo are just processing the carbon that was extracted from the atmoshpere a few weeks or months ago.  Not to be compared with releasing millions (trillions?) of tons of carbon that was bottled up in another age.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
  26. Can't RTFA by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

    But thats titles a lie your honor! Cant read the rest of the statement its to blurry to see!

    --
    "I'm going to f***ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to f***ing kill Google"
  27. Just like ethanol and biofuel by usul294 · · Score: 1

    C02 gets pulled out of the air to make the plants you ferment to make booze, and the fermenting process lets some of this go, when you digest it the carbon becomes part of you or respirated out. Eventually all of the carbon goes back, its a cycle.

    1. Re:Just like ethanol and biofuel by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      C02

      What's this "c-zero-two" you talk of?

  28. their, their, settle down... by thenewguy001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    your going to blow a vein!

    1. Re:their, their, settle down... by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 1

      That's what she said. Hey, if they can post drivel all day long, I can comment with drivel all day.

      --
      My user number is prime. Is yours?
  29. Planet? No. by psychicninja · · Score: 1

    Brain cells? Yes.

  30. if you take away my beer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you'll have to replace it with marijuana!

    it that emits CO2 as well, you might as well legalize LSD!

    fuck Al Gore!

  31. It's still April 1 by sockonafish · · Score: 1

    This is the lamest April Fools' I've seen all day.

    1. Re:It's still April 1 by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Especially seeing as its Thursday, 2 April.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  32. We All Know? by iconic999 · · Score: 1

    "As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), CO2 is helping to warm our planet, sending us into destruction." "We" all know this? You and the mouse in your pocket?

  33. The real culprit is Dihydrogen Monoxide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dihydrogen Monoxide levels are associated with 100% of the yeast fermentation on the planet.

    Yeast cannot exist without Dihydrogen Monoxide.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known greenhouse gas.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide is found in all cancer cells.

    Dihydrogen Monoxide can be found in some levels in corpses 100% of the time.

  34. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by tpgp · · Score: 5, Informative

    Comparing Cattle production (more CO2 equiv emissions than transport) and the alcohol industry? WTF?

    Cattle production is a significant cause of soil compaction, topsoil degradation, coral reef degeneration, methane emissions, acid rain, water contamination (with cow shit / hormones / antibiotics).... I could go on & on.

    One of the easiest things you can do to help the environment is consume less beef & dairy products.

    No 'more' than cattle. Yeesh!

    --
    My pics.
  35. Does anyone know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know?

    I've just done some research, by downing a large portion of assorted booze, and I'd like to tell you this: I don't care. Bwahahahaha.

  36. Goddamn scientific illeracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK the moronic question posed, the inbred spelling of "THEIR" and the scientifically retarded summation are sure enough to attract Al Gore and other pseudo scientific eco-cunts. The OP and whoever allowed that crap to get posted on Slashdot should be drowned in a large vat of warm whale spunk!

    1. Re:Goddamn scientific illeracy! by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      The OP and whoever allowed that crap to get posted on Slashdot should be drowned in a large vat of warm whale spunk!

      There is a visual I just didn't need... on the rest of your post, however, I completely agree.

      --
      Some days I get the sinking feeling Orwell was an optimist.
  37. It could kill a mouse by LowlyWorm · · Score: 1

    I am in the process of making about 3 gallons of homemade strawberry wine. It has only been fermenting for about a week and a half. I am sure the mash could kill small animals. That poor little mouse must have been kicking around in there for days:). The way it bubbles and moves I am wondering if it is sentient and I keep getting this strange feeling I am being watched...

    --
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    1. Re:It could kill a mouse by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      We need to ascertain what you intended your post to say.  You are brewing strawberry wine, of course.  It's been fermenting for about ten days.  And, you found a mouse in the wine?  And, the mouse is watching you?  Seems obvious to me, you will get no wine, because the mouse intends to drink it all.  You could get a cat, I guess, but the cat may kick the mouse out, and keep the wine for itself.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
  38. Yes ... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    ... one liver at a time. (Pun intended)

    --
    Bitter and proud of it.
  39. No but it did wonders for your mom by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    Especially before you were born.

    Seriously, did you do any research at all before posting this? It's not even worth posting a link to "Let me google that for you".com

  40. Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Hojima · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd have to say alcohol is the solution to saving our planet. As a very short friend of mine once said, all you have to do is:

    1. Drink excessive amounts of liqueur
    2. ???
    3. ???

    1. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by compro01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      But if alcohol is the solution, it is also the cause!

      WE'RE DOOMED NO MATTER WHAT WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!

      --
      upon the advice of my lawyer, i have no sig at this time
    2. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by harp2812 · · Score: 3, Funny

      But if alcohol is the solution, it is also the cause!

      WE'RE DOOMED NO MATTER WHAT WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!

      So eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow the planet turns up the thermostat?

      --
      I've found that nurturing one's Zen nature is vital to dealing with technology. Violence is pretty damn useful too.
    3. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by nemesisrocks · · Score: 0

      3. PROFIT!

    4. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Squeeonline · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Ah alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

    5. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by box4831 · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Drink excessive amounts of liquor
      2. Too drunk to drive
      3. Less CO2!
      4. ???
      5. Profit?

      --
      Miller Lite tastes like water that's somehow managed to rot.
    6. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll help you out with that.

      1. Drink excessive amounts of liquer
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

    7. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i for one thought that was pretty funny, but i'm out of points. im also out of username posts, i vow only to use one per day, otherwise i start posting crazy things that gets me in trouble. but on average i have about one good post per day, and so far my mod rating has been pretty good.

    8. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by StarkRG · · Score: 1

      I think a particular They Might Be Giants Song might fit here...

      I'll take back my pinata, it's wasted on you
      Just spinning that pool cue all over the room
      And give back the blindfold that's under your shoe

      Let's drink, drink, this town is so great
      Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
      To drink, drink, to no big surprise
      But what words rhyme with "buried alive"?
      What words rhyme with "buried alive"?

      You could be a float for the Fourth of July
      Based on your theme of "Wallflowers Grown Wild"
      Look through your peephole, you've won every prize

      Let's Drink, drink, this town is so great
      Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
      To drink, drink, to no big surprise
      But what words rhyme with "buried alive"?
      What words rhyme with "buried alive"?

      In your monkey suit on a cigarette break
      The lunchtime crowd, they won't even blink
      But you'd be sad if they did
      But you'll be sad

      Let's drink, drink, this town is so great
      Drink, drink, 'cause it's never too late
      To drink, drink, to no big surprise
      But what words rhyme with "buried alive"?
      What words rhyme with "buried alive"?

    9. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by jackchance · · Score: 2, Funny

      more like:
      1. Drink excessive amounts of liquor
      2. Too drunk to fuck
      3. Fewer people on the planet
      4. ???
      5. Profit?

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    10. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Barsteward · · Score: 2, Funny

      nah, alcohol was invented so all the ugly people of this world get shagged as well

      --
      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    11. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Stoned+Necromancer · · Score: 0

      Profit!

    12. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Funny

      It also helps dull the pain as you gnaw off a limb in the morning.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    13. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

      I'll drink to that.

    14. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too drunk to fuck???? You came from a very different part of the planet, I fear.

    15. Re:Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  41. Bottled CO2? by krygny · · Score: 1

    "And don't forget that bars and pubs force beer through to there pumps using large compressed cylinders of CO2. Does anyone know?"

    Where do you suppose bottled CO2 comes from? The same place to which it returns. The air. This looks like an April Fool's post (but you never know). It's really stupid but it's not that funny or clever.

    --
    Research shows that 67% of those who use the term "research shows", are just making shit up.
  42. No by fermion · · Score: 1
    One issue to consider is the time frame. When we burn fossil fuels, we are releasing carbon and other particulates that have been sequestered for millions of years(this may be one reason why the young earthers do not believe in climate change). When one is burning fuel derived from new plant growth, the CO2 that has been processed through the plant last season is released the next season. The gap is not millions of years, but a sometimes a matter of months, not nearly enough time for the atmosphere and planet to settle on a new 'normal' for a new CO2 level. I know we are talking about fermentation, but the principle is the same. The yeasty beasties are releasing carbon that has been removed from the atmosphere, not a million years ago, but last year.

    It is true that there are issues of burning fossil fuels in the production of the alcohol, but that is the same as everything else. If I did not go out for drinking, I would go out for dinner, or go out for to a movie. I cannot imagine that producing, distributing, and consuming a bottle of Perrier or soft drink consumes any more resources than average alcohol.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  43. April Fools Joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I see is conflicts between Petroleum companies and environmentalists about CO2 emitions.
    Alcohol prodution for cars for example will not add more CO2 in the air because plats will gather CO2.
    Alcohol problem is with US tax payers who will contribute with fat midwest farmers.

  44. not playin' by jeillah · · Score: 1

    Alcohol is the only thing that keeps me sane enough to keep from coming up with evil ways to destroy this fu*cked up planet we live on!!!

  45. Another Global Warming Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait until the global warming idiots move on to a new sky is falling fear of the day. They use global warming for an excuse to do away with or regulate anything they don't like. Is that not obvious to everyone by now?

  46. A drop in the pond by jtoomim · · Score: 1

    According to http://linkinghub.elsevier.com/retrieve/pii/S0360544204004888, fossil fuel CO2 emissions during the 1990s was 23.5 petagrams of CO2 per year. Ethanol consumption per capita in 2005 for the United States was 2.2 gallons (http://www.niaaa.nih.gov/Resource/GraphicsGallery/Epidemiology/consfigs1.htm), or 6.6 kg per person. Assuming that's roughly representative of the world as a whole (a generous estimate), the world drinks 44 teragrams of ethanol per year. Roughly, human ethanol consumption emits 0.2% of the CO2 that fossil fuel consumption does.

    The mass of CO2 used to pressurize kegs is certainly trivial, since it occupies roughly the same volume as the ethanol with much lower density. Also, the CO2 used to pressurize them was produced as the byproduct of other industrial processes, so it shouldn't be counted twice.

    Besides which, all of the carbon in ethanol came from the atmosphere anyway, so the net change is 0.

  47. Yes it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, alcohol is killing our planet. Alcohol makes dumb people more likely to breed with each other, pushing us closer and closer to the inevitable Idiocracy future.

  48. Mod article as troll? by xous · · Score: 1

    How do you mod an article as -1: Troll or -1:Flamebait?

  49. WAY more CO2 is produced by transport and inputs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way more CO2 is produced by transporting the beverages and by growing the inputs to distilled beverages.

  50. No, we don't "know" by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), CO2 is helping to warm our planet"

    Instead, most of us have been "conditioned to know that CO2 is destroying the planet".  Big difference.

    --
    "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    1. Re:No, we don't "know" by Taikutusu · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I was trolling through the replies to see if anyone was going to say this, and I'm glad someone did. Then again, this must be an April Fools joke. Or at least I'll keep telling myself that.

  51. Submitter = Least popular kid ever by exley · · Score: 1

    Assumning this isn't just an April Fools joke, might I suggest for the submitter membership in the No Cussing Club?

  52. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't the ONLY way to make it!
    The industrial way is hydration of ethene...

  53. Re:exactly as much as nothing by HollyMolly-1122 · · Score: 1

    If we put on the scales the cars, the coal power stations - it's nothing. Better take one chilling drink, than think on the doom that planet is undergoing just because of few people will and understanding. Any energy harness should be harmonic to the nature. It's never based on the business we know today. We achieve the speed of developing in promises that this will always be in the word of progress. That newer become true. All over unit power we get, we always spend at the start for our personal needs, so we lay ourselves that we will be honest and we never are so. That would be just nature will to place us back into stone age if we are not capable of keeping promises or we don't want to harness energy harmonically to the nature. It's less we have, but its forever we could want it.

  54. compare it with biofuels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol for beverages is a net CO2producer because of the fermentation that needs energy + if you would evaluate it with the same criteria as bio-ethanolfuels, you could take in account the amount of land wasted, in favour of food production... I once tried to compare the amount of pure ethanol produced for alcoholic beverages with the amount bioethanolfuel and I came to a proportion of 1000/6.

  55. Relax man, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here, have a drink.

  56. Photosynthesis? by Gotenosente · · Score: 1

    IANAS(cientist), but couldn't the demand for oxygen-producing crops that go into beer creation offset the co2 produced by beer fermentation?

  57. Growing barley by biocute · · Score: 1

    Just grow barley next to the beer plant:

    1. Plants absorb CO2
    2. Less transportation

  58. Bigger things to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CO2 used in the cylinders in bars for dispensing drinks is taken from the atmosphere, so when it is released back into the air, the net carbon gain is zero.

    Many breweries capture the gases (such as methane--a potent greenhouse gas) given off during the brewing process and burn it to produce power.
    http://polizeros.com/2009/01/24/brewery-recycles-waste-methane-into-electricity/

  59. One Balvenie at a time by Nimey · · Score: 1

    I'm helping to kill the planet, one fine single-malt Scotch at a time.

    --
    Hail Eris, full of mischief...

    E pluribus sanguinem
  60. As a hobby brewer I'd say no by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

    The amount of co2 released when making beer is very marginal. As another poster pointed out, brewers yeast is designed to create more alcohol byproduct than co2. True that co2 *does* gets released into the air when making beer, but the release of co2 happens for three - four days of the brewing process. During this time it may peak for about 24 hours releasing one nickle sized bubble of co2 every 2-3 seconds. After that you can expect activity to decline very rapidly that by the third or fourth day you'll see fewer than a dozen of those nickle sized bubbles.

    With home brewing this is the point where you either bottle it up, or move it into "secondary" for further conditioning. I go for the later, where it sits in another "carboy" (5 gal glass jug) for as much as 4 months. During this time I'd be shocked if there is enough co2 released to fill a medium sized balloon. The reason is at this point the yeast has already consumed nearly all the fermentable sugars and has gone dormant. They lay dormant at the bottom of my carboy until one day when I am ready to keg, then the beer and yeast mixture is revived with a little "priming" sugar, which causes the yeast to go active. Except this time it's contained in a keg. With no where to go the co2 builds, creates pressure, and with the help of cold conditioning some of it dissolves into the liquid giving the beer that carbonated quality. What does not help with carbonation helps to push the beer out of the keg. On a few occasions I have had to use a co2 tank to help push it out. Though I suspect you may be misinformed about how much co2 is actually used to push liquid out of a keg. Generally 5-10lbs of co2 will do it. Any more and your beer will be uber foamy.

  61. Beer drinkers rest easy by nitro77 · · Score: 1

    A few minutes of searching on CO2 manufacturing.

    http://www.uigi.com/carbondioxide.html

    [quote]

    The most common operations from which commercially-produced carbon dioxide is recovered are industrial plants which produce hydrogen or ammonia from natural gas, coal, or other hydrocarbon feedstock, and large-volume fermentation operations in which plant products are made into ethanol for human consumption, automotive fuel or industrial use. Breweries producing beer from various grain products are a traditional source. Corn-to-ethanol plants have been the most rapidly growing source of feed gas for CO2 recovery.

    [/quote]

    CO2 produced at the breweries may very well be the source of CO2 for the beer taps. I think it is safe to say the there is no net gain in CO2 (carbon) in the system.

    The CO2 produced from natural gas, coal and other hydrocarbons are another matter.

    Also, I don't believe that cow farts increase the net CO2 (carbon) in the system.

  62. Alcohol.... by therufus · · Score: 1

    The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

    -Homer (Simpson)

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  63. April fools? by unfunk · · Score: 1

    It has to be. Posting for the April Fool's achievement... :D

  64. Doubtful. by agiles · · Score: 1

    "As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), CO2 is helping to warm our planet, sending us into destruction." I have not seen sufficient proof of this. As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), a rise in global temperature precedes the rise in CO2 not the other way around.

  65. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by Albanach · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the easiest things you can do to help the environment is consume less beef & dairy products.

    Surely the best way for me to reduce the number of cattle is for me to eat more of them?

    Steak anyone?

  66. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the easiest things you can do to help the environment is consume less beef & dairy products.

    sounds like a life not worth living. fuck the environment.

  67. uh....no by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1
    I'd think this would have been figured out by now but. Apparently very few of us are able to remember back to when we were in grade school and were taught about the processes involved in PHOTOSYNTHESIS. Plants and TREES take in CO2 from the ground and the AIR, and let out Oxygen. As to why there is so much CO2, well look around you kid, you are sitting in it. The house you live in is made of what? Wood! That's right, and wood comes from TREES. So in order for you to be sitting in your lovely home, someone had to go out, mow down a forest, grade the ground, kill off any predatory animals, process the trees into lumber and pucky-board, and build your house (along with aa few hundred like it). If you want to do something about the CO2, PLANT MORE TREES!!!

    -Oz

  68. Temperance Movement by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, a 'green' angle for them to chew on.

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  69. Is alcohol killing our planet? by mozzis · · Score: 0

    Not likely, you blithering idiot troll.

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  70. There, fixed that for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somethig that I've been tryig to get an aswer to: Is alcohol killing our planet? *hic* Alcohol is a byproduct of yeast, but aother is CO2. As we all know (especially my wife), CO2 is helping to warm our planet, seding us into destruction ahead of the 2012 deadline. *burp* So how much is the ..., the maufacture and cosumption of alcohol contributesing to the total world CO2 level? And don't forget... pubs and bars... *snore*

  71. Problem solved! by supersoundguy · · Score: 1

    Drink Guinness, it's pushed with nitrogen. Global Crisis...OVER!

    1. Re:Problem solved! by raddan · · Score: 1

      Of course, the problem with nitrogen is that nitrogen = finer bubbles in the head = waiting longer to drink your beer. Actually, I was in a pub in Ireland once, and an (American, strike 1) girl ordered a half-pint of Guinness (which is strike 2 against her in the barkeep's mind; a half pint?). When he finished pouring it, he set it on the counter, and she immediately reached for it (strike 3). He smacked her hand, and told her to sit down and wait. She had no idea what was going on.

      She later tried to order a "Smith Wicks" and was told, "never heard of it"...

    2. Re:Problem solved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (which is strike 2 against her in the barkeep's mind; a half pint?)

      Agreed! The half-pint is for Vodka, not beer.

  72. Carbonated drinks does more harm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time you open your soda it release bubles with Earth killing gas...

  73. Nevermind by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Freaking April 1st.

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  74. Vicious loop by Bobartig · · Score: 1

    The hotter it gets, the more you crave a cold one at the end of the day. The more cold ones you drink, the more beer mfrs make, pumping out yet more CO2, making the world hotter! Auughghgh!

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  75. TimeToWakeTheHellUp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah we (I) know that! But... Oh c'mom slashdot!!!!!!!!!! Everybody that has more than 10 brain cells knows that this global warning CO2 taxation agenda is a hoax! Yeah! Make your home work if you don't believe me. Check temperature variation against solar spots. We have more than 400 years of secure data to analise, so DO IT! This is a hoax to tax mankind over one of the most abundant things in this planet. Almost EVERYTHING here is carbon based. So cut the crap and don't post these globalization agenda topics no more... This website use to be good. Sad is bowing to larger and darker forces. If WE THE PEOPLE don't stop this hoax in time what's gonna be? This is what is gonna be: - You smoke? CO2, Tax it! - You breath? CO2, Tax it! - Own a car? CO2, Tax it! - Have animals? CO2, Tax it! - Own plants? CO2, Tax it! - Are you a farmer? CO2, Tax it! Don't you people understand? EVERYTHING is tied to CO2, and if this NONSENSE goes on EVERYTHING is gonna have a CO2 Tax associated to it. WAKE UP OR BE A SLAVE!

  76. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you truely believe in Global Warming, you have a duty to the planet to stop breathing now!

  77. Besides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The planet is not alive. So alcohol will not kill it.

    We might do something that will kill all humans. Or maybe even all mammals. But we won't kill all the life on the planet. I don't think we could if we tried.

    1. Re:Besides by PJ1216 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a challenge...

  78. GW vs beer? by jasen666 · · Score: 1

    The Earth shall be scorched and barren when they pry the beer mug from my dessicated fingers.

  79. I have found proof of the evils of beer. by jd · · Score: 1

    Look no further than this for proof of the severe damage alcohol has done to the brains of Chris Tarrent.

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  80. Fossil fuels for themselves by tjstork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If climate change were all about a few extra breaths of CO2 and beer, we would hardly have a problem with CO2. It's difficult to really believe that man could actually have an impact on the planet. It is. The atmosphere is enormous, but then, so too are all the industries that provide us energy.

    The United States mines and burns, each year, about the same mass of coal as roughly 200 Great Pyramids. That which took nearly the entire ancient Egyptian economy, with all of their wealth, decades to produce, the USA does 200 times over, every year, and then burns it. You could almost say that the USA burns a great pyramid sized mountain of coal just shy of every two days the year. Nearly all the weight of that goes straight up into the atmosphere in the form of CO2. The carbon from the coal combines with oxygen, and there you go, you got 200 great pyramids floating around.

    If you doubt this, go take a drive to your local power plant. Chances are, its a coal fired unit. You should see rail lines coming to it, and, what looks like one or more big black hills sitting next to it. Those hills are piles of coal and they will be burnt in about 30 days. The trains that ship the coal are easily a mile long. Sure, you could drive past it in a minute, but take the time actually to imagine that the whole thing probably weighs about 3000 tons.

    By mass, that's enough coal to double the atmospheric concentration of CO2 over a fairly significant. Do the math. Take 3000 tons of carbon, and knowing that earth's atmospheric pressure is 15psi, of which a 300ppm is carbon dioxide, and see just how many square inches that trainload of carbon touches. It's a big number, and thousands of these trains cross America every year, each carrying mile long trains of coal from places like Wyoming all across the country.

    I did a back of the envelop calculation that shows that replacing all of this coal fired generation with windmills. If you use the windmills site being installed off of Delaware as a benchmark, you can calculate that it would take about 300,000 windmills to replace all of our coal.

    It is for this reason that energy businesspeople scoff at the green lobby. For the most part, environmentalists really do not understand the scale of what they propose. America's energy industry is just physically enormous. Conversely, you can't seriously take an energy man's claim that fossil burning can't effect the planet. Unlike other industries, energy executives usually have degrees in engineering and they can do or should do the calculations needed to see that the scale of their activities is in fact planet altering.

    Of course, I have not even touched on the natural gas and petroleum we consume. But, I can tell you this much. If you use 15 gallons of gas per week, you are putting about 300 pounds of carbon dioxide, straight into the air. How many square inches does it take to spread that out, just so that it doubles the amount of CO2 in the air?

    I'm not a greenie by any stretch of the imagination, as I've written plenty about enviro's being commies out to crush the USA... but it is pretty indisputable that our activities are planet consuming and that, as goofy and perhaps as evil as enviro's are, they are right on one fundamental point. We do have to manage the atmosphere. We do have to manage our ecosystem. We do have to view the earth as a closed system and we do have to understand the effects of our actions upon its chemistry and consequently our environment. There are just too many people with too many powerful tools consuming too much energy to do otherwise.

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    1. Re:Fossil fuels for themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well unfortunately you forgot the eruption of MT. Pinotubo. That eruption spewed more pollutants in the atmosphere than the recorded history of man. So as you throw very large numbers that seem extremely harmful to the environment you have on one hand impressive numbers and on the other hand a volcano that erupted and in several days put out more pollution during its eruption than the entire history of man and the industrial revolution. Hmmmm. Hey Iam a network guy and love numbers to they are real impressive but unfortunately for those who actually think somehow we can change our planet you forgot one thing... Mother nature. It is truly an arrogant view to think for one minute that we can force the change of heating or cooling of this planet with very little scientific data to support the theory of global warming. So far what we do know is the earth is cyclical in warming and cooling. In 2005 the UN of all organizations put a report out that was produced by " real scientists " who actually decided to use core samples taken from oceans across the globe to get a better understanding of the earths warming and cooling. What they found was very interesting they found that the fastest cool down in the there samples taken was when CO2 was at its highest levels ever seen even to present day. There conclusion was that 1st we have not been recording weather patterns and temperatures for hundreds of years as some would like to lead you to believe. Actually respectively they say maybe 50 to 60 years of descent data of weather history. They have also said that to conclude that somehow man made emissions were to blame for global warming was false and at this time there is no such evidence to support this. They also went on to explain that in order for a science experiment to exist you would have to eliminate all of the variables that contribute to temperature changes such as weather. We supposedly know so much yet we have no idea how much rain falls in one day on the planet earth which is major contributing factor to the cooling of the earth. Hmmmm makes you wonder.

    2. Re:Fossil fuels for themselves by goretexguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, check the numbers.

      Amount of coal the U.S. burned in 2007: 1,145.6 x 10^6 tons

      Total mass of Earth's atmosphere: 1.135 x 10^16 tons

      Assuming (a) pure carbon, and (b) it all stays in the atmosphere, this represents 0.00002% of atmospheric mass, a trivial amount. (By comparison, China uses 1900 x 10^6 tons of coal each year, much more than the U.S.) Previous numbers are 2006 figures, according to wikipedia. 2008 production amounts are found here, and show China producing twice that of the United States. I didn't bother to check what India is using.

      Now, I agree that dumping all this stuff into the atmosphere is a bad idea, a terrible open-ended experiment. But chasing a poor scientific theory (AGW) with worse data ('200 Pyramids of coal') is even worse. Blaming a single country is worse still. Let science do its job- none of the problems are hard- and lets fix the problem instead of running back to the stone age. Energy consumption is not the problem; efficient and clean energy production is.

      So, lets get back to the beer and other yummy yeasty foods.

    3. Re:Fossil fuels for themselves by j-beda · · Score: 1

      On what do you base your statement that Pinatubo out performed all man-made emissions? Wikipedia doesn't mention this at all http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Pinatubo These guys http://volcano.oregonstate.edu/education/gases/man.html state that man-made emissions of both sulfur dioxide and carbon dioxide handily exceed volcanic ones by a factor of 150 for CO2 and around 6 for SO2. For some of the heavy metals and Hydrogen compounds, the volcanoes are more of an issue, but certainly not for the CO2 and SO2. As for the 2005 report, I couldn't find it. And so what? If the general consensus amongst "real scientists" is not swayed by the report, perhaps its data and arguments were not persuasive? A single study on a complicated system such as climate, is only a single piece of evidence.

    4. Re:Fossil fuels for themselves by Carl+Vicimus · · Score: 1

      Perhaps when you make this argument you should consider all the consumers of carbon dioxide before you declare how we are affecting the atmosphere with CO2.

      The biomass of plants on land and in the sea consumes immense amounts of C02 every day. If you give them more CO2, they grow faster and bigger. Their consumption is elastic. Look in a hydroponic or green house catalog and you'll find many CO2 generators and gas monitoring systems available to improve plant growth.

      This is not the only place that CO2 disappears into.

      Let's not parrot the conclusions of a consensus of 1,000s of scientists when science doesn't work that way. Science is more a gunfighter paradigm where the guy with the best theories and facts to prove the theories rules the streets. In fact, being scientist usually means selecting a very narrow aspect of all nature to study. This means that few of the 1,000s of scientists actually can speak on the basis of their personal experience and knowledge.

      Consensus is a political approach to decision-making not a scientific one. Global warming smells more like a political theory than a scientific one.

  81. soda? by xianthax · · Score: 1

    outside of this being based on an unproven assumption (there is still MUCH debate regarding the effect of CO2 emissions). the amount of CO2 produced is minuscule compared to industry or even other carbonated beverages, soda consumption in the us for example (~150 quarts per year per capita vs 85 for beer) as others noted most beer is artificially carbonated just as soda, if you've ever had cask ale your familiar with how much carbonation the brewing process creates, which isn't much. or course you could also look a step down the road and realize that CO2 emissions are a boon to lush plant growth which removes CO2 and emits oxygen, could it be, that the earth's biosphere is self regulating? no, can't be

  82. They've reached their limit by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    First they take our SUV's and now they take our beer? That's just cruel.

  83. Those evil little yeasties... by parachutepenguin · · Score: 1

    Yeast converts sugars to carbon dioxide and alcohol.

    One more time. Yeast converts sugars to carbon dioxide and alcohol.

    Sugars come from starches such as grain flours and the like. The plants that produce the sugars/starches fix the carbon from the atmosphere using a magical process called photosynthesis. During this magical process the carbon dioxide in the air is converted to sugary molecules via the Calvin Cycle.

    Obviously the process is complicated and takes a great deal of time, but the process itself is carbon neutral because all the carbon dioxide emitted was first fixed through a photosynthetic process.

    This says nothing, however, about the amount of carbon dioxide emitted by the fossil fuels used to heat the fires involved in the brewing process or the transportation of alcohol to the masses; not to mention the carbon dioxide emitted as the merry masses imbibe :-)

    God forbid that we should stop drinking alcohol during troubled times!!!

  84. Stop exhaling, save the planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly we should also all stop exhaling because it is causing the planet to burn up. Maybe we can ban exercise and heavy breathing or kill a few million people.

  85. And what of the CO2 produced by refining aluminum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall seeing/reading/hearing that refining aluminum produced considerable quantities of the gas. Anyone have any guesses as to how much CO2 is being produced from that process?

  86. And in comparison⦠by UbuntuniX · · Score: 0

    I would be interested to know how smoking cannabis damages the environment, in comparison.

  87. At least it killed my taenia... by fitash · · Score: 1

    or I hope so...

  88. Why not... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Use beer to sequester CO2 emissions from power plants?

    Think about it for a moment:

    1. Burning fossil fuels creates CO2.
    2. CO2 is used to carbonate beer.
    3. Beer (good beer, that is) takes 6 weeks to make.
    4. Therefore, if everyone consumed more beer, more beer would be made, keeping more CO2 out of the atmosphere for longer periods of time.

    Who knew the solution to global warming resided pint of lager?!

    Beer: is there anything it can't do?

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  89. The cancer killing /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The OP is further proof that an infinite number of monkeys will not necessarily come up with anything that resembles intelligent output.

  90. Balance by faronem · · Score: 1

    I'm doing my part by eating cows, pigs, and chickens while I drink all that beer I've been brewing.

    I mean, just like yeast, those guys are nothing more than methane-fuming CO2 producing beasts slowly deteriorating the planet.

    They must be destroyed! Mostly in a saucepan on my zero-carbon footprint inductive stovetop!

    Also, all that tasty meat and alcohol should help end my life early, thus saving the planet that much more.

    Clearly, nothing destroys the earth faster than a vegetarian.

    Especially one with a yeast infection.

  91. a nonny moose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Carbon MONOXIDE(CO) is the greenhouse gas, not Carbon DIOXIDE(CO2). sheesh people...

  92. Receycle CO2 by g0es · · Score: 1

    The brewery by my house, recycles the CO2 produced during the brewing process and uses it to bottle the beer.

  93. Nada, Zip, Nothing by mcsporran · · Score: 1

    'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

    Remember the yeast is making carbon dioxide from the vegetable matter it is eating, which was removed from the atmosphere months or years ago. Nothing to do with anthropogenic climate change that is all about releasing gases that have been locked out of the atmosphere for thousands or millions of years.

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  94. It's fine...move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go on now...hush.

  95. Re: by binarylarry · · Score: 1

    Dear Al Gore,

    Fuck You.

    Regards,
    Binary Laurence

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  96. freedom fries? by reiisi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wow. Freedom fries.

    Serious silliness I miss not living in the US.

    Might explain some of the questions I have gotten from English students on the subject.

    (Wonder what could be done so that trying to link to the Japanese article doesn't send wikipedia to ampersand.)

    (See, honey, reading /. is educational.)

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    1. Re:freedom fries? by HandleMyBidness · · Score: 1

      I went into a bathroom at a pub in Minneapolis about 5 years ago, they had one of those sex-toy quarter doohickeys selling Freedom Ticklers.

    2. Re:freedom fries? by Theoboley · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you forgot to omit that you bought 7 of them.

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    3. Re:freedom fries? by edittard · · Score: 1

      And he still has them all.

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    4. Re:freedom fries? by dwye · · Score: 1

      > And he still has them all.

      No, he read The ODESSA Files, and so uses them for electrical insulation where electrical tape will not stick.

      Does that count as the required car analogy for any Slashdot discussion?

  97. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by tpgp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't decide if the person who modded you insightful is doing some subtle trolling or simply doesn't get the joke....

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  98. I am a homebrewer by roach2002 · · Score: 2, Informative

    With regards to CO2 tanks, multiple people have already pointed out that this is CO2 that was already in the atmosphere, captured, and bottled.

    But if you're really curious about how much CO2 I go through for kegs, I have a 5 pound tank of CO2. That lasts me about 5 homebrewer kegs (at 5 gallons apiece). That gets me both the initial carbonation and all of the pouring. In comparison, burning one gallon of gasoline gets you about 19 pounds of CO2 released into the atmosphere.

    I've never put the fermenter on the scale before and after fermentation - I imagine that would be the best way to track CO2 emissions, as the only thing that should leave the fermenter in this time is CO2. However, let's assume the volume of the beer doesn't change that much during fermentation. I start with 5 gallons at a specific gravity (density of the beer / density of water) of 1.06. That's 42.4 pounds. I end up with about 5 gallons at a specific gravity of 1.01. That's 40.4 pounds. So assuming the volume of the beer doesn't increase, that's 2 pounds lost. In reality, since alcohol is less dense than water, there should be a larger volume in the end, and so the final weight is probably above 40.4 pounds.

    So in the worst case scenario, there's 3 pounds of CO2 involved in the fermentation and serving of 5 gallons of beer. I bet that having my stove on full blast for 2 hours to boil the water emits much more CO2 than that. Heck, me driving to the homebrew store 6 miles away definitely emits more than that.

    So in conclusion - I think it makes much more sense to focus on the costs involved with distributing the beer and heating the water that makes the beer, and much less on the fermentation and kegging systems.

  99. No, it is "carbon nuetral" by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    Yes CO2 is produced but the carbon in the (let's say) corn came from the atmosphere. So when it is decomposed or fermented the carbon is put back where it came from.

    The burnning of fossil fuels releases carbon back into the air also. This carbon was taken out of the air also but the problem is the time periods. The cabon in oil is the result of millions of years of plant growth and then it is all burned at once in a couple centuries.

    Alcohol production is closer to steady state. Same with burning trees and dry grass.

  100. The CO2 used to push the beer to the beer taps by MisterSchmoo · · Score: 0

    Timothy Wrote: And don't forget that bars and pubs force beer through to their pumps using large compressed cylinders of CO2. Does anyone know?" -- As the CO2 in the compressed cylinders was taken out of the air in the first place, there is zero difference when it is put back into the air when it released from turning on the taps.

  101. CO2 does not cause warming of the planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There is absolutely no evidence that extra CO2 in the atmosphere causes warming what so ever. While there is a correlation between past temperatures of the Earth and CO2, old data points dug up from Antarctica show that CO2 tended to rise 200-300 years after temperature rose.

    In other words, with increased temperature came increased carbon in the atmosphere - NOT the other way around, and I challenge anybody to link me to a single scientific study saying otherwise.

  102. What stuff author drinks beside the bear ? by HollyMolly-1122 · · Score: 1

    Yeast actually saves the planet from CO2! Not kills ! People are not capable of collecting 100% of grown yeast. So actually less amount of captured CO2 are consumed. What else should we add ? 1st april jokers day will not save author from the public. It's not true to hide terrorist who are threatening the nations bear and whiskey...

  103. Hot Air. by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Alcohol fermentation from yeast and plant matter is a carbon neutral cycle. I'd be more concerned with the direct warming effect from the hot air produced by intoxicated humans.

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  104. Well, any yeast fermentation will do that. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    Yeast fermentation of sugars absence of oxygen will create carbon dioxide and alcohol. Hence the "fizzy" in beer but in wine the CO2 is allowed expire out.
    Yeast fermentation of sugars with oxygen will create carbon dioxide and water.
    Animals on earth have been creating CO2 as part of living for millions of years and the plants on earth have converted that CO2 back to O2 for millions of years and cycle goes on.
    But no, we need to have plants and to absorb the CO2 and chopping down forest for timber and development is killing our planet. In short, we have tipped the normal balance of plants and animals so this, as best we know now, is killing the planet.

    1. Re:Well, any yeast fermentation will do that. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Hence the "fizzy" in beer

      Nope. Most of the fizziness in beers is either added back artificially or due to secondary fermentation. The solubility of C02 in water at atmpospheric pressure is quite low.

      in wine the CO2 is allowed expire out.

      Really? Some wines do contain quite a large quantity of C02.

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  105. Make love is guilty!!! by kentsin · · Score: 1

    When you mak love, you release more CO2.

    You are guilty to send us into hell!

  106. Send me to the bar then! by thestupidwhiteguy · · Score: 1

    I can't think of a better way to give Mother Earth a send off! This might brighten your April Fools Day. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d6ad04ce4/eco-commando-episode-2

  107. Killing it? It is saving it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This alcohol I'm drinking makes the Bush environmental plan sound very reasonable.

  108. Worry too about C02 from breathing this April 1st by shoor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Think about it. Not everybody drinks alcohol, but nearly everyone alive, even the elders of Patagonia, and the babies in Vanuatu, breathes, and that releases C02 into the atmosphere too.

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  109. Don't make me choose... by PinchDuck · · Score: 1

    between Guinness and the planet. Figure out another solution. Without Guinness, what good is a planet anyway?
    Mars: No Guinness, no people. Co-incidence? I think not.

  110. I produce a good several thousand liters by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    For every 20L of beer I make (around 5% alcohol), 320L of CO2 comes out at standard conditions. Mead comes out at 14% and makes about 3 times as much (25L nets me 1200L of CO2 release). Mind you when it comes to bars and Sam Adams, the excess CO2 produced at the brewery gets compressed and shipped off as Bulk CO2 (extra profit venue), which then gets sold back to the breweries to pressurize their kegs.

  111. Surely... by op12 · · Score: 1

    This post must be an April Fools joke.

  112. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by raind · · Score: 1

    One of the easiest things you can do to help the environment is consume less beef & dairy products.

    Surely the best way for me to reduce the number of cattle is for me to eat more of them?

    Steak anyone?

      Or maybe one of you with Fava Beans....

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  113. Shouldn't have to worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You shouldn't have to worry because our planet is NOT warming, and even if it was, Man, and Carbon emissions have nothing to do with it.

    http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24036736-7583,00.html

  114. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by Saysys · · Score: 1

    Fat free dairy is much better for you than said cows are bad for everyone.

  115. The News by ArcherB · · Score: 1

    Today, in response to the recent discovery that alcohol production creates CO2, the Obama administration placed all alcoholic beverages under the Cap and Trade program, causing them to be heavily taxed.

    In related news, public support for Global Warming Prevention programs fell by 98%. One local citizen even stated that he was feeling a bit chilly.

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  116. To alcohol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems," -Homer Simpson

  117. Umm... and fossile fuel is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... isn't fossil fuel "sequestered carbon"?

    BTW: I'm a winemaker - it takes 3-6 days to turn the sugar to wine or beer (even faster sometimes).
    Humans produce CO2 24/7.

    The quantity of CO2 is surprisingly not that much - 1 Litre of alcohol made ~ 700g of CO2 (or 0.7g/L).
    a bottle of wine (750ml) 0.75L @ 13% alc = 0.05L alc / bottle
    Ozzie "stubbie" of beer = 0.375 @ 4.6% alc = 0.075L alc/bottle

    Humans: 500-900g/day (According to http://micpohling.wordpress.com/2007/03/27/math-how-much-co2-is-emitted-by-human-on-earth-annually/)

    stop breathing, and drink more wine!

  118. i'm a socialist by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    isn't that latest bogeyman of the right?

    boo! i'm a SOCIALIST. a EUROPEAN STYLE SOCIALIST

    i will give 8 WEEKS VACATION AND FREE HEALTHCARE

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA its the evil socialist! out to destroy america!

    zzz

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    1. Re:i'm a socialist by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Ahhh you terrify me! Oh evil socialist go away! Bring back my conservative drug addicated pundit! Or my president who lets America get bombed. Or the domestic enemies of the constituation who overthrew the fouth admendment! Anything but socialism. Please G-d save me.

    2. Re:i'm a socialist by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      So you're going to increase labor costs by almost 18% and increase taxes to almost 50%?

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  119. Mmmmm....alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot it killing our planet.

  120. Hmm...good question, wrong logic, I think. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

    Doesn't seem to me like alcohol is killing our planet. Seems more like it's the carbon dioxide that's doing it.

    CO2 is killing our planet. Beer is a fortunate side-effect of that.

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  121. April 1st? by Fjodor42 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it, but just to set the record straight: the fermented sugars come from plants who made them in part from atmospheric CO_2, and hence, the production of ethanol from sugars is CO_2 neutral, at least regarding the fermentation process.

    The trouble with increased CO_2 levels comes from burning "fossilized fuels", being the product of photosynthesis ages ago, thus removing it then, and reintroducing it now in vast amounts...

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  122. Zero net by snaz555 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't really matter how much CO2 it emits. You grow something, then eat it, and then reemit it. The carbon then goes back to being absorbed by something growing - it's a closed system powered by the sun.

    The increase in atmospheric carbon comes from us digging coal out of hillsides and pumping oil from underground, then burning it - adding it to the cycle. But it has nowhere to go in the short term, as in a few hundred or thousand of years, so results in increased atmospheric concentration.

    Things that grow, live, eat, die, don't affect the net balance of atmospheric carbon. It doesn't matter how much you breathe, fart, your cows fart, or whether you brew beer. 1 lb of carbon in plant matter in can't result in more than 1 lb of carbon out or vice versa. It also makes no difference if it's CO2 or methane - the net result is for all practical purposes the same. (Methane is what, 15x more potent, but CO2 lingers about 18x longer; so over their lifetime it's a pound-for-pound toss-up.)

  123. REAL ale! by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    This is why unpressurized casks or (in a pinch) Nitrogen-pressurized casks are far superior.

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  124. You Obviously Need to Drink A Lot More Beer by manlygeek · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about going green, worry about getting a life. Honestly, who blasted stupid can you be to worry about whether beer is going to doom our planet because of its CO2 footprint. Much more damage is done by 6 Billion people farting than through Alcohol production, much less the tragedy of those addicted to the stuff. So either go have a beer or six or go stick your head in a toilet!!

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  125. Old carbon by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Yep, all that CO2 was in the atmosphere and there was plenty of life on Earth. If we put it all back then the Earth as a biosphere will be just fine. But we humans will have a little adjusting to do while the ocean currents stop, the jet streams shift a thousand miles, and most plant and animal life dies because the climate at home is no longer the climate it adapted to.

    We might also have to rebuild our coastal cities (and there are a few) since shorelines can vary by hundreds of miles with varying sea levels. And farming will be fun when centuries of climatic experience are no good and a little place like Kansas stops growing wheat but you have no way to predict where else wheat will grow year-to-year.

    So in short, "Is alcohol killing our planet?" - no. "Is burning fossil fuel killing our planet?" - no, not literally. At worst it will kill a large percentage of the individuals living at the time of rapid climatic change and it might kill a few of the less adaptable species. But there will still be lots of biomass on Earth.

  126. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you, Mark.

  127. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by GreenCow · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thanks to evolving meat alternatives you can now enjoy steaks of similar texture and taste without the guilt of environmental destruction, animal suffering, world hunger, acceleration of drought, and looming heart disease. It may not look or taste exactly the same, but with an open mind and a sense of ethics one can overcome these prejudices and enjoy these healthy alternatives to animal flesh.

    The cows will be reduced in number as markets shift away from the resource hungry and environmentally destructive sources of food. They may still live out their lives in some marginal lands, but no more rainforests will need to be leveled to grow all the soy and corn it takes to feed these miserable animals.

    Change is a concept whose time has come.

  128. growing fields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    probably the amount of co2 used by the plants that were grown for the alcohol industry at least equals the amount of co2 produced while fermenting carbohydrates. cheers

  129. CO2 isn't always used in kegs ... by jdwilso2 · · Score: 1

    Some kegs use nitrogen which creates much smaller bubbles and a thicker richer (tastier) head. Other kegs use a mix of N2 and CO2 (with lots more N2 than CO2 in many cases).

    I'm actually not a fan of beers that just use CO2 in their kegs as they can taste very sharp and are harder to drink IMO.

  130. The Solution by alfredo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I drink Rye or a good Kentucky Bourbon.

    Jim Beam Rye is good and Cheap. Old Overholt and Wild Turkey Rye are good too.

    Eagle Rare, or Knob Creek as as good as it gets.

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  131. CO2 is not FOR SURE the reason of disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many scientists have highlighted that temperature is driving CO2 levels, and not the opposite way. What people have for long think as a fact may not be one. The 4th report of the UN talks about it, but this is not being relayed by big medias.

    Also, it's quite clear that what happened to earth on the last few years is that the sun is heating us more than before. NASA has released some photos showing that the ice on mars is melting.

    While trying to protect earth is for sure a good thing, I am not sure that we all have the accurate information here.

    1. Re:CO2 is not FOR SURE the reason of disaster by salle_from_sweden · · Score: 1

      And no of course we don't have all the information but we know that once in the planets history due to carbon emissions into the atmosphere from volcanoes, the planet overheated. And we know that burning fosilized fuels releases geologically sealed carbon back into the atmosphere once again which it hasn't been a part of for millions of years thus increasing the levels of CO2 beyond what the planets natural balance had previously been. There is also a general concensuss that the greenhouse effect is happening and that the changing chemical composition of the atmosphere leads to a warmer climate on the sruface of the planet.

      If we have not enough information about the earth's atmosphere we certainly have less about mars', there's a number of things that could cause the ice caps on mars to melt, a change of axis for one.

  132. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by tor528 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yeah, some mods are real idiots.

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  133. Carbon Neutral by BytePusher · · Score: 1

    I may be a bit late to this discussion, but I did a quick search for the "carbon neutral" answer and came up with nothing. The yeast which produce alcohol, do not make carbon, they convert sugars into carbon. Those sugars were previously converted from water, sunlight, carbon dioxide and whatever else is required for photosynthesis. Since, only a small portion of the plant matter is actually used in beer making and much of the remaining plant matter will take some time to decay and since celulose is also a by-product of making alcohol one could say that making alcohol is a short term carbon sink.

  134. CO2 sends us to our destruction? Not on Earth! by itsybitsy · · Score: 0, Troll

    CO2 is helping to warm our planet, sending us into destruction

    Your kidding right?

    The End is Nigh! The End is Nigh! NOT!!! NOT!!!.

    You're being irresponsible shouting wolf or fire when there is nothing to see. Move along already.

    Clearly the evidence for C02 as a poison and agent of global warming has been utterly debunked by now: here at Watts Up With That on a daily basis and the goring the science fiction spun by Gore and the ice age and making sense of data here and the spinning alarmists and generally Paths To Knowledge dot Net climate science category. Most importantly don't forget Unsetteling Foundations of Climate Science by Dr. Lindzen. Then there is Climate Audit dot org that regularly excoriates the so called climate science.

    C02 as THE cause of Global Warming is nothing more than a lame correlation, there are a number of other correlations that are much better. Also C02 levels can be much higher without harm as it was in the many millions of years of Earth's history when the levels where 10 times higher than now!!! Life lived and evolved just fine under ~4,000 ppm of C02 in the atmosphere.

    And if you think that the science is settled then you are NOT a scientist and you DO NOT support the scientific method or the process of science education where people who are ignorant of the science ask questions to learn: see Richard Feynman on Scientific Investigation here. Besides almost all Canadians that I ask want it to be 5c to 10c warmer up here as that will open up the Northern areas, which are a plenty, for development and farming opportunities! We're tired of 90% of us living within 200 miles of the USA border! We're tired of our igloos, we want actual homes!

    1. Re:CO2 sends us to our destruction? Not on Earth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment is now a posting here thanks to Paths To Knowledge dot Net.

    2. Re:CO2 sends us to our destruction? Not on Earth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you don't like what someone says doesn't make them a troll goof balls who moderated the above comment. You're anti science! Moderate the parent up if you're for science winning over political insanity.

  135. The answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To offset this, we simply need to grow more pot! That will consume the CO2 and produce oxygen.

  136. Nope by zogger · · Score: 1

    OK comes from "okay" which comes from a native American language, Chocktaw, "okeh", meaning "it is so" or "thank you" depending on context and inflection.

  137. Two Stories about Yeast? by kramulous · · Score: 1

    Anyone would think CowboyNeal has an infection.

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  138. Global What ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh god here we go with more idiots and bad science.
    Oh yeah and I forgot the Polar Bears are drowning too.
    But lets completely forget that A. Polar Bears were endangered 20 years ago and are no longer endangered, B. If actual science were attempted to be used to prove global warming is real its impossible at this point. Please for the planet dont fart, dont drive SUVs , please give up freedom of speech,Give up your private property, your guns,etc... please give up all of your freedoms for the following: Save the planet, Save the children, Save Grandma and last but least the most important reason of the all Give ignorant intellectual wannabes a reason to exist and force there version of control over everyone.
    Yeahhh sign me up....

  139. I hate you all by doooooosh · · Score: 1

    God I hate April 1.

  140. Stop breathing and it will be alright... by lpfarris · · Score: 1

    CO2 that is part of the natural carbon cycle is certainly not the problem. Yeast eats sugar that contains carbon that was bound from the atmosphere by a recently living plant. It's just not the same as dumping carbon into the air from materials that were sequestered and out of the atmosphere for millions of years. Remember, alcohol is a renewable resource, and if we can find a way to make it without burning fossil fuel, a darn good way to make a dent in net carbon emissions.

    1. Re:Stop breathing and it will be alright... by lpfarris · · Score: 1

      D**n, I forgot what day it is. OK, you got me, man.

  141. alcohol... mmm by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    No alcohol has been harmed in the making of this .... ahh shite... whatever... oh.. crap... man that vodka is good...whatever... drool

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  142. Not quite a stupid question by Caustic+Soda · · Score: 1

    Whether this has any significant effect on climate change I do not know, but in Australia at least this is an area that is beginning to be looked at. I work for a rather large wine company, producing many millions of litres of wine every year, and we now need to start looking at the amount of carbon dioxide produced during the fermentation process. The carbon limits set up by our green-loving government (which I do not pretend to understand) have our company pegged on the limit of a "high level" carbon emitter. These limits are due to be revised in the next couple of years (so I have been told), and this will tip us over the edge. So, alcohol may or may not be contributing significantly to global warming, but carbon emissions in the alcohol industry is an area where Australian businesses need to look.

  143. You are retarded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is so dumb I don't even know how to respond. "yeah, lets get rid of alcohol, and cars, and lightbulbs, and cattle for crackpot politically driven theories!!"

  144. Its a biofuel... by TransientAlias · · Score: 1

    The CO2 released from brewing or baking, not counting the fossil fuels used to fertilize, harvest and process the grain, have a net zero effect because the grain harvested the Carbon from the atmosphere. Think of it as a biofuel, Ethanol to be precise.

  145. Not much carbon in hops by nietsch · · Score: 1

    You seems to be unaware what hops are. They are plants, thus their carbon is temporarily fixed from the atmosphere, you are right there. But they do not constitute the main ingredient, which is water and malted grain (barley or sometimes wheat). The hops are there for their antimicrobial and taste (bittering) properties. Most of the hops are removed together with the yeast residue, and it wasn't very much to begin with. (pounds of grains, ounces of hops). Know your beer man, it's sacred!

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    1. Re:Not much carbon in hops by blacksmith · · Score: 1

      Largely right, in that the hops provide hardly any sugars for fermentation. I'd like to correct one point though. The hop flowers are removed after the boil, before the yeast is even added. Spent hops are generally sent to agriculture, so the carbon cycle is continued that way.

    2. Re:Not much carbon in hops by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ou seems to be unaware what hops are. They are plants, thus their carbon is temporarily fixed from the atmosphere, you are right there. But they do not constitute the main ingredient, which is water and malted grain (barley or sometimes wheat).

      Please re-read my post :-) I've highlighted the relevant part:

      It's not like the CO2 being released by the yeast came from fossil fuels ... it came from hops and grains

      Hops were in the news a few years ago because their price skyrocketed, forcing beer prices up. Though it's reported that, when President Bush was informed of this in an economic report, he said "Beer prices going up? Let them drink champaign."

    3. Re:Not much carbon in hops by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Highlighting it doesn't make it right. The hops are not fermented, period.

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  146. No Net Change in CO2 Levels? by BinBoy · · Score: 1

    Isn't it releasing the same CO2 that was used during photosynthesis?

  147. Audacious assumption by piotru · · Score: 1

    "As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), CO2 is helping to warm our planet, sending us into destruction."

    Well, I haven't been alseep and still question this audacious assumption.

  148. Is Andy_Spoo killing our planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This question makes me wonder about a related topic: Is Andy_Spoo killing our planet?

  149. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by init100 · · Score: 1

    One of the easiest things you can do to help the environment is consume less beef & dairy products.

    Until you scrap those big American gas-guzzling cars, you can only dream of prying my beef and dairy products from my cold dead hands.

  150. Don't forget soft drinks! by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Considering there's almost 200% as many people drinking soda pop, one would think there's more of a threat from drinking a Coke than someone drinking a beer.

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  151. Climate Change by phakebrill · · Score: 1

    It's a natural cycle that we can't do anything about. The cause: the Sun. To say that we are causing climate change is retarded and bad science. Look at the history records and you will see that the climate was much warmer in the middle ages before getting cooler in the 17th and 18th centuries. Go back even further and you will see that the earth's climate cycles match solar activity. We are being taxed because of this and there is nothing we can do about it. Climate change is nothing but a money spinner.

  152. Alcohol SAVES our planet by zmooc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Alcoholic beverages are a CO2-storage. All the beer that's stored somewhere in pubs or your fridge or basement contains CO2, which, therefore, is temporarily out of the atmospheric CO2-cycle. It sort of takes the place of that other CO2-storage, which we're slowly emptying, namely oilfields and the likes. The more alcohol we drink, the more has to be in storage, the more CO2 is temporarily out of the loop. Just like with wooden houses, carbon bikeframes and the likes.

    And, even better, since CO2 is used to pressurize taps for alcohol beverages, even more CO2 is out of the loop. The latter is even actually taken directly from the atmosphere!

    Also, alcohol consumption lowers the average lifespan of humans, thereby making the problem - humanity - smaller;-)

    But that's theory. Reality is a bit more painful; the amount of CO2 in alcohol is miniscule compared to the amount of CO2 that comes into the biosphere through the use of pesticides and fertilizer, which are mostly produced from natural gas. What you should understand, is that for everything you eat and drink, about TEN TIMES AS MUCH energy is needed to produce it than is contained within the food. Therefore, some people say, "we actually eat fossil fuels".

    http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/100303_eating_oil.html

    So the bottomline is: yes, alcoholic is killing our planet. But that's not due to the fermentation process, which does not bring NEW carbon into the cycle. Instead, it is due to the energy that's added when growing and transporting it, which basically comes from fossil fuels. The same goes for most other foods and drinks; for each calory you eat, ten calories of fossil fuel were used to produce it.

    Possibly more interesting is that the fact that you ask this question shows your lack of understanding of the amount of CO2 that a simple car produces. There's about 50-60 gram of CO2 in a liter of beer. Using a liter of fuel in your car produces about 2500 grams of CO2. That's about 50 times as much. So, if you want to compensate for your beer consumption, just try to use 1 tank of fuel less a year; that'll give you enough CO2-credits to drink well over 20 beers each day, which should be more than enough:-)

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  153. The new puritans by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    I love it,  the new puritans are still bothered about alcohol,  but now it is about the bubbles

  154. It's not the heat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's the stupidity that's killing the planet.

  155. It's good by b0ttle · · Score: 1

    At least I'm going to die drunk.

  156. Uhh, Day Late? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is April second.

    Yesterday was Fools Day

  157. Lets be clear here!!! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute, let's be clear, the worst offender is BEER, get rid of beer, we cut down on 2/3 of the problem, the rest coming from the production of great vodka and all, I have a shot to that!
    NASDROVIA!!!!

  158. C02 is not warming the planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a proven fact that as CO2 levels increase the earthâ(TM)s temperature does not go up, it in fact does the opposite the temperature decreases. you can see this by looking back at data billions of years old from the earth. Global warming is a misconception brought about by the government to slow down economic development in 3rd world countries!

    1. Re:C02 is not warming the planet by Roosevelt · · Score: 1

      A) It is true that CO2 does not cause warming, but is a product of warming. B) Stop trying to draw conclusions between people's ignorance about global warming and government conspiracies - the latter removes credibility from your first statement.

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  159. No carbon being created by daem0n1x · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeast do not create carbon from thin air. They convert the sugars in the plants (grapes or barley) into alcohol and CO2.

    The plants have absorbed that carbon from the atmosphere using photosynthesis.

    So the total sum of carbon added to the atmosphere is zero. And this is a dumb article.

  160. CO2 from alcohol production not likely a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think that CO2 from alcohol production is carbon neutral... that is, the CO2 involved in the process is CO2 that is already in "circulation" and part of our biosphere's natural cycle. Contrast that with fossil fuels, which has carbon that was locked away underground and taken out of circulation millions of years ago. I think the prevailing theory is that it is the release of this ancient carbon source which is believed to create the increase of available carbon (and hence CO and CO2) that we are measuring.

  161. Is Alcohol Killing our Planet, or making it.... by diefuchsjagden · · Score: 0

    Is CO2 really the primary bi-product of alcohol that is truly killing the planet, or is it over population caused by all the babies from having meaningless one night stands with strangers? Especially since the "religious concervatives" have made it illegal to have an abortion, what the Hell happened to separation of church and skate.

  162. I got dumber reading this by Murpster · · Score: 1

    How did this asinine post make it to Slashdot?

  163. Fixing numbers by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Let's normalize the DOE numbers - 1,145.6 x 10^6 = 1.1456 x 10^9, which is, like I said, about a billion tons per year, or roughly 200 great pyramids.

    The total mass of earth's atmosphere, as you said, is 1.135 x 10^16 tons. The present carbon dioxide content of the atmosphere is 582 parts per million, so roughly, the mass with which we are concerned is only about 6.6057x10^12 tons. If we calculate a little more, we can readily see that each year of burning, given a world wide manmade CO2 production is about 1 part in 825. It's not really a lot, but it does pile up. There is no discovered mechanism by which our CO2 production is magically removed from the air and indeed, direct measurements show that CO2 is rising at about a few ppm per year in way that is consistent with the amount of CO2 man produces.

    I agree with you about AGW and I certainly distrust the motives of those who promote carbon taxes and massive energy changes. I do not believe in environmentalism as a proxy for socialism. But I do know that at our present rate of burning, we know that 20% of all humans will start to feel the actual health effects of CO2 in the atmosphere at 1000ppm, and that, at, the prehistoric levels of 3000ppm which are arguably more "normal", most humans actually will be continually sick. We really do not want to keep jacking up the CO2 into the air.

    I look at it this way - would you swim in a pool that someone else pissed in? By volume, a little bit of pee is not very much compared to the overall mass of the pool, so why not hop in? We manage our water, we manage our soil, and I think we need to manage the air as well. That's all I'm saying.

    I certainly do NOT think that we put ourselves into the stone ages. I think instead that we should be building nuclear power plants like no tomorrow. I would have much preferred Obama to take that 800b in stimulus money and begin construction on the hundreds of nuclear power plants, retire coal and natural gas plants, and move on. Enviros will bitch about the waste. Reprocess what you can and put the rest in the ground. The earth ways a lot more than the atmosphere and so the ground is the safest place to put things. When nuclear power runs out, then, we should hopefully be onto fusion.

    All the windmills and energy cuts are ridiculous, I agree, but we do need to be building nuclear power plants and NOW.

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    1. Re:Fixing numbers by goretexguy · · Score: 1

      Although not all that carbon stays in the atmosphere (accelerated plant growth and all that), I agree. With enough nukes, we'd have power to scrub excess carbon from the atmosphere and pave Nevada with bricks of carbon.

      Heh... maybe that's how we solve the nuclear waste problem and carbon sequestration issue at the same time- we'll just surround the waste with billions of tons of carbon.

      Seriously, though, if we wanted to get rid of the waste, we could *just* drop it into a deep sea subduction zone and let it get sucked back down into the mantle. If we think it might be useful at some point in the future, we'll want a nice safe spot to keep it.

      Yeah- nukes first, then space-based solar if we can figure out a cheap way to orbit.

      Wow. A rational discussion on Slashdot. Maybe hell is worried about global freezing right now?

    2. Re:Fixing numbers by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The one thing is too, is that, while reducing emissions by nuclear power replacement is nice, we are ultimately going to need to have the means of scrubbing the CO2 out of the atmosphere and manage that mix on an ongoing basis. Ultimately, whether or not the CO2 is there is our fault or mother natures doesn't even really matter. It's that its there and we need to manage the level.

      The thing is, there's no way cap and trade of CO2 is actually going to work in the USA. We're about to blow hundreds of billions of dollars to accomplish absolutely nothing. There's actually a coal mine fire in China that produces more greenhouse gases than all of our cars combined... the present congress's environmental plans are simply retarded.

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    3. Re:Fixing numbers by goretexguy · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. Plentiful, cheap power leads to many solutions. Making energy expensive and rare can only cause more problems. Al Gore is not helping.

  164. Waiting to exhale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exhaling produces CO2: Quick! Everybody stop exhaling!

  165. it is in dispute by zogger · · Score: 1

    Apparently it is in dispute, but is certainly not bullshit. It is one of many possible origins. Okeh as the Indian word is what I was taught way back in grade school, and is number #2 in this following list. Here is the answers.com page that has all the possibly etymological origins, "OK" has quite the history and could come from any number of original words, or various abbreviations. So take yer pick there, it is pretty interesting there are so many of them.

    As to Technocrat, Bruce had posted previously to the takedown that he might have to do that, as it wasn't fitting his idea of what he wanted plus the cost of the site. It wasn't totally unexpected at all.

  166. It's a Fermi problem by TopherC · · Score: 1

    This seems like the right line of reasoning. Are beer companies taking carbon out of the ground and putting it in the air (in the form of CO2)?

    But even if you just take CO2 production into account, this sounds like a perfect Fermi problem to me. I have seen a lot of posts claiming that CO2 release is minuscule compared to oil and coal burning, but nothing that hints at HOW minuscule.

    We probably need to guess at total world alcohol production, world coal and oil burning, and guess how much CO2 is released manufacturing the alcohol. It's tempting to search the web, but the whole point of a Fermi problem is that you don't even have to make good guesses when all you're concerned about is powers of ten.

    Alcohol production: maybe 1 beer per person per day, .3 L per bottle, 7 billion people: 10^12 L of beer per year, or 10^11 L of alcohol or 10^11 kg if by weight. Suppose the process produces as much CO2 by weight as alcohol. After all, what do I know? I feel like I've estimated things on the high side, especially bottles per person per day, but come up with 10^11 kg of CO2 per year. this is probably at least 10 times too high.

    Coal and oil: this is much harder to estimate and much easier to look up. It's about 3 * 10^13 kg.

    So CO2 release from beer production is not completely insignificant as I was guessing at first. I'd guess it's around 1/1000th as much as from fossil fuel consumption, give or take a power of ten.

    So the first point now becomes more relevant. The alcohol in drinks is made from sugar, which comes from plants that take the carbon out of the atmosphere. So it's a closed cycle except for the electricity used for manufacturing and gasoline for distribution.

    1. Re:It's a Fermi problem by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but the CO2 in beer came from the air, via plants that were grown recently (within a few months). The CO2 released due to beer production (or even any kind of plant destruction - wood burning stoves, etc.) is a wash. The only claim you can make against it are for any inefficiences and related costs in the production - like heating the pots, and the infrastructure around producing the beer on a mass scale.

      In the long view, the same is true for coal and oil. The leading theories that I know of for oil-well formation involve plants and animals that died, were trapped, and eventually turned to oil. Same for coal. We have actually produced an immitation coal for thousands of years just by charring wood. Now, since this process takes millenia (coal and oil, not charcoal) and not a few months, it has a significant (to us) potential impact. However, in the grand scheme of things, thousands of years down the road, it is a net wash as well.

      What we really need to be working on is an effecient way to re-sequester all that carbon we've been releasing and put it to good use again - give ourselves a net wash for global energy production while maintaining the current climate status, because we like the current climate. It suits us.

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  167. Andy...You are an incredible ass by fataugie · · Score: 1

    As we all know (unless you've been asleep for years), CO2 is helping to warm our planet, sending us into destruction.

    I HOPE you were placing your tougue in your cheek when you wrote this....but no, I don't know that for sure.

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    WTF? Over?

  168. Doesn't work for me by garwain · · Score: 1

    I constantly have alcohol brewing, and it's carbon negative! My fermentation tank releases carbon that came from plant matter, which aquired the carbon from the atmosphere (carbon neutral) the CO2 is then piped into my aquariums, where some bubbles out into the atmosphere, but most is consumed by the plants in the aquarium. The plants are trimmed on a monthly basis, and some are sold to other aquarium owners, while most of the trimmings are composted creating fertalizer to help other plants grow and capture more carbon from the atmosphere. Also, commercial breweries that I've been to capture/ scrub the CO2 out of the tank exhaust, and fill those lovely CO2 cylenders to make additional profit, leaving the production process itself carbon neutral, and just the transport... but then if people were drinking bottled water instead, it would probably produce as much carbon through transport.

  169. Greenpeace mandates Cask Beer by aadcabreras · · Score: 1

    Since Cask Beer requires strong forearms and a manual pump, only rich treehuggers like Al Gore can pay for Carbon Beer Offset's

  170. GWF by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    Global Warming... Doom... Destruction... Nonsense.

    First off, have you notice it has gone from Global Warming to Climate Change? I'm old enough to remember "The Coming Ice Age" histerical nonsense.

    Such fragile little critters we have become where we cannot accept any change, because change is inheritly evil. Sea levels will rise! Then move to higher ground. There will be droughts and famine! And new crop land will open up further too. The whole planet will become a desert! And the sun will blow up some day too. Nothing in history or cosmology says we get to live forever.

    Remember all that fossil fuel was organic material that was on Earth at one point and nothing mathmatically says that the planet can suck all that out of the air and back into plant and animal life again, the question is the curve and rate of drawdown versus time and wether Al Gore can make a few more bucks during that window. The maddness is that because the world change from some non-existant "norm" of the last few centuries that the planet is doomed. The Sahara was a jungle once. Which is the norm? Jungle or Desert?

    There is no normal except constant change. Change is not good or bad, it is just plain change.

    They've built a religion around this crap. Try not building cities below sea level and start planning on buy land that will be ocean front property in a few years according to those forecasts. In the mean time, I'm smoking, drinking, and enjoy life because at any point in a world of inifinite possibilities there is always something that could annihilate us, a magnatar could wipe us out with a high-energy beam (death stars), comets, meteors, nuclear war, roaming feral children with guns, airborn disease of apocolypic scale, etc.

    "The greatest of tyrants rise to power on the shoulders of ideals built in the name of the greater good."

    You already use the term Heritics, come out of the religious closet and admit that Al Gore is your pope and your religious inquisition is in full swing...

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  171. Climate Change due to CO2? by cagrin · · Score: 1

    Just in case you missed it, climate change (or global warming if you like) is almost entirely due to solar cycle, not CO2 emissions as some wish to have you believe(and "they" want a new carbon tax). See one of many videos about subject: Global warming and the Carbon Tax Scam ...and yes i know the article is meant to be funny, but it also helps to perpetuate the carbon tax scam.

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  172. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    Then you have a near-terminal case of Asperger's.

  173. Lie down on the floor and keep calm by crmartin · · Score: 1

    Okay, first of all, you can forget about the CO2 in the pressurization: that was collected from the atmosphere, and goes back, net carbon is zero. Similarly, since beer is made from plants, pretty well all the CO2 produced by making beer is absorbed again making next year's beer.

    Just for fun, though, let's do a back-of-envelope calculation of how much there is. According to Wikipedia, humans brew about 133 gigaliters of beer a year, and we can assume it's about 5 percent alcohol, so that's (133×0.05)=6.7 gigaliters of alcohol. The specific gravity of ethanol is about 0.8 so that's 5.3 billion kilograms of ethanol per year. One mol Ethanol (CH3CH22OH) masses 45 grammmes. So that's 5600 billion grams of alcohol, 120 billion mols, and it turns out that there's 1 mol of CO2 per mol ethanol.

    Thus we get 120 billion mol of CO2, a mol is 44 grammes, about 5.3 million tonnes. According to WikiAnswers, a car produces about 5.2 tonnes of CO2 per year, so all the world's beer production is about equivalent to a million cars.

    So if it worries you, buy a couple CFL bulbs or soemthing. It's pretty small.

    (PS. This would look better if /. allowed the sub tag.)

  174. MU by gebbeth · · Score: 1
    MU: Man-made CO2 is a small contributor to overall atmospheric CO2 levels.

    Engage the scientific method sections of your brains and challenge the assertions of those inciting the global warming hysteria. Perhaps humans are damning the planet with CO2, perhaps they aren't...but educate yourselves rather than take Al Gore's word for it.

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  175. close by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i'm going to increase meaningless pseudofacts 23.5% and increase fearmongering demagoguery 51.2884%

    watch out good citizens... it's SOCIALISM

    AHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!

    fucking fear addled ignorance

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  176. It's a folk etymology by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    That's just a mirror of Wikipedia, and really, you should know better than to cite that if you're trying to prove something. But while it appears some people believe your Indian etymology, it's not what scholars who compile dictionaries think is the most likely, and there are few if any records supporting it.

    Anyway, you said unequivocally that "okay which comes from a native American language, Chocktaw", no "dispute" was mentioned. If you hadn't been so definite in stating this, I wouldn't have called you on it.

    As to Technocrat, Bruce had posted previously to the takedown that he might have to do that, as it wasn't fitting his idea of what he wanted plus the cost of the site. It wasn't totally unexpected at all.

    I didn't see anything like that myself. It was just all deleted overnight. He didn't have an obligation to support it indefinitely, but it was very abrupt. No chance for anyone to pick up old posts, contact each other. Not that I really miss all the survivalists, gun nuts and climate change deniers.... And I invested quite a lot of time in editing articles for it (not as much as you, of course). All gone without a trace, or a word of thanks (again, no legal obligation existed, but it lacked courtesy).

    1. Re:It's a folk etymology by zogger · · Score: 1

      The source I used for my second reply to you had references, they seem legit. And when I first posted, I was going on what I said, my grade school memories going back over half a century now, and the references are there for that. And I have made an additional point in my second reply, hopefully it was clear enough and it was my intention, that it was a correction from my first reply, after more googling around, that there are many possible and overlapping and coincidental origins there, as you can see in the links. There apparently is no exact origin, it is contentious still, although there are some more prominent origins over the others. I'm perfectly willing to accept that expansion of the data personally, my ego isn't destroyed by only being partially correct. I am actually a little proud of remembering "okeh" and all that from way back then. I can ever remember the teachers name I had at the time, her last name only though.

      As to technocrat he warned a couple of times-on the board-sorry you didn't see it but it was posted- that he was thinking about shutting the site down probably and eventually did so, based on his idea of when to do it. He *did* shut it down once for a couple of hours or so but quickly brought it back up not too far before his eventual permanent shutdown, maybe you missed that, too. It was costing him serious coinage out of pocket, and that and the deevolution of the threads into "not what he wanted" made the decision. I don't know for a fact, but maybe he did it without more notice to save money, he just didn't want to tote the bandwith bill anymore, and giving an additional weeks official notice-whatever- would have just run that up more when he didn't want to pay for it, and I do know he was trying to concentrate more on his other work. And by then I had also wanted out as main editor and decided to stop posting due to what I considered to be massive and wasteful trolling and some nasty personal commentary that was going down, that we couldn't seem to stop by merely asking, and I was also concerned that I might not be able to remain online either, which I still am, my income has dropped pretty bad over the past year.. Mostly though it just wasn't worth it to me anymore, although I certainly enjoyed it for a real long time, it finally just got to be not worth it, so I quit, and shortly thereafter Bruce took the site down. If it had been all me, ya, I would have done it slower, even just a few more days and real clear notice to finish your threads out and save what you wanted,etc, so I will agree with you there, but I wasn't paying the costs either(except for a lot of my time, a *lot*), nor was I the only editor with commit privileges.

      As to survivalism/preparedness issues, you are more than welcome to remain a non survivalist based on your personal right to choose lifestyle and beliefs. I personally don't trust the political power structure or business or political leaders to have my best interests at heart, they have their own best interests at heart and that includes ripping off and lying to the other 99% of the general population. That's just my *opinion* though. Yours may differ wildly.

      I like backups for my life's necessities, and it has sure come in handy over the years from long term big blizzards wiping out the infrastructure locally to me to unexpected job loss from a bad injury to whatever, a variety of what are to me quite legit reasons. I have redundant resources for water and food and electrical power, etc, outside of what is classed as modern "normal", just as a good hedge on events on a larger scale that could well be outside my control. This just seems more prudent than not to me, and lately, a lot more people are seeing that as a good idea. Myself and others on technocrat liked discussing that sometimes because it is handy and followed some of the posting guidelines, how to use your technological skills and tools to make life better. And seeing as how I put up most of the articles, I know for a fact we covered archaeology to zoology and every

    2. Re:It's a folk etymology by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      And when I first posted, I was going on what I said, my grade school memories going back over half a century now

      That's fine, but you didn't have any qualifications in your original post, which was in its entirety:

      by zogger (617870) on Thu Apr 02, '09 12:49 PM (#27427015) Homepage Journal
      OK comes from "okay" which comes from a native American language, Chocktaw, "okeh", meaning "it is so" or "thank you" depending on context and inflection.

      You stated that as a fact, and at best it's one of several possibilities. And that's why I responded, perhaps I was a little hasty in classifying it as "bullshit", but "unproven minority view", certainly.

      ....he just didn't want to tote the bandwith bill any more

      Come on, the site often got no more than a dozen posts in a day. It can't have been about the money.

      No argument he had the right, but because he was pissed at some posters he treated EVERYONE who had contributed to the site with contempt. He could have just revoked the accounts of the jerks. I moderate a local forum and trolls are a fact of life online. You have to lay down the law occasionally.

      Why worry ... Why save anything ... Why carry a spare tire ... I find those ideas and that sort of mindset to be rather "nutty"

      I could resent your implied description of those who don't follow your precepts as idiots and cowards who don't think about the future or take any responsibility for themselves. But anyway, that false dichotomy and hyperbole (on both sides, admittedly) was why a lot of threads degenerated on Technocrat. People justify their own beliefs and feel the need to denigrate those who disagree. And as that was the kind of thing that Technocrat was supposed to be above, I do understand Bruce's disappointment. Just the way he did it I found brutal.

  177. Coal is destroying the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is as irrelevant as worring about automobile emmissions.

    One coal-fired plant puts out more CO2 in a day than all the alcohol production in the world puts out in a year. And that's to say nothing of all the radioactive waste coal plants spew in the air- Three Mile Island is inert compared to a coal power plant.

  178. Numbers by bagsc · · Score: 1

    Beer is about 5% alcohol by volume, and 4% carbohydrates. Beer is about 85% of alcohol consumed in US by volume, with specific gravity of 1.05 on average. Around 23 billion L of beer are sold in the US per year. Ethanol is 0.789 g/mL at 25 degrees C, with a molar weight of 46 g/mol. 1 molecule of sugar is metabolized into one molecule of ethanol and two of CO2. The ratio of masses of CO2 to ethanol from sugar is 88:46. The sugar comes from barley, which is 73% carbohydrates and 17% dietary fiber by mass. Ethanol is ultimately metabolized into 3H2O+2CO2, and reduces human caloric needs by 7 kcal per gram.

    23 billion L of beer means 1.15 b L of alcohol from beer, means 1.35 b L of alcohol total, means 1.07 b kg of alcohol total, means 2.04 b kg of CO2 total, with 23% of carbohydrate CO2 offset by sequestration in dietary fiber (and 137% offset by the plant consuming the CO2 from the atmosphere to grow). When you poop that fiber, it gets broken down by sewerage treatment system though, to produce methane, so I won't count that as true "sequestration." So growing plants to turn them into beer reduces the CO2 in the atmosphere (energy use not factored in here - unless you know how much electricity goes into producing a billion gallons of beer in a large scale brewery).

    Since beer costs around $100 per keg (59 L), total energy consumed per L for planting, fertilizing, harvesting, water filtration, heating, refrigerating, processing, waste water treatment, solid waste disposal, packaging, storage and transport costs are significantly less than $1.70/L, or else every brewer would be out of business. If all the cost were from coal electricity (maximum pollution per dollar) at $.08/kWh, that's 21 kWh, and you get .92 kg of CO2/kWh, or an (ultimately useless) upper bound of 20 kg of CO2 per L. For reference, one brewery claims 220 kWh of heat, 80 kWh of electricity, 200 kg of waste, 3 cubic m of waste water, and 4 cubic meters of water purification for 1000 L of beer. So probably more like a tenth of the upper bound.

    Further, consumption of alcoholic calories reduces demand for other foods. The average American consumes 2800 calories per day, and wastes 1100 calories on top of that. So the total calories eaten are 1 million per year, with 390 thousand wasted per year. Consuming 1 L of alcohol means 5500 calories, which, unless you're a fatty, you don't eat from other sources.

    1 kg of beef production results in 15kg of greenhouse gas equivalent, mainly in methane. 25% of American calories come from meat and dairy (and 38% from "Fats, oils and sweets" which includes butter and lard). The average American eats 44kg of beef, 46kg of chicken, 30kg of pork, 15kg of cheese, 93 kg of milk, 2 kg of butter, 13kg of eggs, 1 kg of lard per year, versus 80kg of beer. 1kg of whole milk (where all dairy calories ultimately come from) is 600 calories, 1 kg of beef is 2800 calories, 1 kg of chicken is 2000 calories, 1 kg of eggs is 520 cal, 1 kg of butter is 7200 cal, 1 kg of cheese is 3800 cal. 1 kg of beer is 410 cal.

    So Americans consume around 8.7% of their calories from beef (and 3.9% from milk, and 4% from cheese), so 1 kg of beer reduces calories from other foods by 410, so it reduces beef consumption by 36 calories (and 32 calories of dairy), so it reduces beef consumption by 13 g, or 200 g of CO2 (in addition to the dairy cattle, chickens, pigs, etc that it replaces). Then 23 b L of beer prevents 4.6 b kg of cow fart GHG.

    In contrast, 1000 MW of coal power plant running with 100% uptime for one year produces 8.1 b kg of CO2 per year, and there's one in a neighborhood near (read:killing) you.

    This tells us:
    1) Drinking beer reduces meat consumption and sequesters carbon, reducing GHG
    1) Drinking cheap beer reduces the energy costs of overhead, and thus reduces GHG
    2) Drinking light beer reduces calories, and thus increases our likelihood to consume meat, and thus increases GHG
    3) Drinking beer by the keg further reduces GHG by cutting energy costs
    4) Drinking warm beer cuts refrigeration costs, reducing GHG
    5) Drinking fresh beer cuts storage costs, reducing GHG

    Yes, I know it was April Fools.

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  179. No. Just intelligent life on it. by Phoenix919 · · Score: 1

    The planet? it'll survive alcohol. Intelligent life, however, is in mortal peril.

  180. Ever heard of photosynthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these carbon weenies seem to have forgotten the basic science of plant life. We breathe oxygen and exhale CO2. Plants breathe C02 and exhale Oxygen. Warming is a myth!

  181. Re:No more than cattle? WTF? by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall that a certain Senator Proxmire gave his 'Golden Fleece Award' to a group that was researching methane emissions from cattle. At the time he considered it to be 'frivolous' research. (He also supported the dairy industry in his home state of Wisconsin. HE should have been awarded the Platinum Porkbarrel Award'.)

    Isn't it odd that said research might help reduce green house emissions.