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  1. GERMAN MAN SUES REICH-OWNED AUTO MFR on Chinese Man Sues State-Owned Cell Phone Company For Blocking Google · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey! There wasn't any racism in that, was there Chinaman?

  2. I didn't even know Scientists HAD rat muscles! on Scientists Regenerate Rat Muscle Tissue · · Score: 1

    I guess that explains the hunch...

  3. Re:So.... on Fedora To Get a New Partition Manager · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you the Judean People's Front?

    Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

    P.F.J.: Yeah...

    JUDITH: Splitters.

    P.F.J.: Splitters...

    FRANCIS: And the Judean Popular People's Front.

    P.F.J.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

    LORETTA: And the People's Front of Judea.

    P.F.J.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...

  4. Re:Megan Smith is a lesbian on White House Names Google's Megan Smith As CTO · · Score: 1

    Stop covering for your closeted robosexual tendencies, transistor tweaker!

  5. Re:Humans have too much on Should Cyborgs Have the Same Privacy Rights As Humans? · · Score: 1

    IT'S PROVEN FACT!

    Give a cyborg privacy? He'll win the Olympics, for sure. And then he'll KILL his girlfriend.

  6. Re:Humans have too much on Should Cyborgs Have the Same Privacy Rights As Humans? · · Score: 1

    He's trying to distract from the topic. This Cyborg business is about giving EXTRA rights and SPECIAL rights, to the Robosexual minority.

  7. Re:Small ISP on Shadowy Tech Brokers Deliver Data To the NSA · · Score: 1

    She's a drag, a well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.

  8. Re:Remember folks! on Shadowy Tech Brokers Deliver Data To the NSA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man. Just think HOW MUCH WORSE it would have been, if the Nazis or the Communists won. We'd have to watch everything we say, not sure if our innocent statements were being permanently recorded - only to be retrieved and used against us, years later.

    Oh, wait...

    Well I'm sure glad that the people spying on us are also the one's reassuring us that Russia is evil, and all the other dangers we are protected from.

  9. Largest on Earth? on California Blue Whales Rebound From Whaling · · Score: 1

    Bigger than that old news, Argentinosaurus? Didn't you just get telling me about the Dreadnoughtus schrani?

    Now, 59 metric tons is no 190, I'll warrant you that. But buoyancy is a factor for little boy blue here? Isn't it? :-)

  10. Re:shhh... on Space Station's 'Cubesat Cannon' Has Gone Rogue · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Russia inadvertently set it into action when they moved troops into Ukraine

    Congratulations!

    Your brainwashing was a success! :-)

  11. SkyNet Deployment on Space Station's 'Cubesat Cannon' Has Gone Rogue · · Score: 5, Funny

    Micro-nukes. Everything is executing according to plan. Do not worry, Citizen!

  12. Re:Powershell on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Strangest Features of Various Programming Languages? · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is SYNTAX, not FEATURE.

    When I think of a languages strangest feature? No doubt, it's the ear lobes. And the crinkly bits at the corners of their eyes, when they smile. :-)

  13. Re:Great idea at the concept stage. on UCLA, CIsco & More Launch Consortium To Replace TCP/IP · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah. And replace UNIX, too. You know? Like Plan 9 and Windows NT.

    I ain't holdin' my breath.

  14. Re:QUESTION? on Could Tech Have Stopped ISIS From Using Our Own Heavy Weapons Against Us? · · Score: 1

    He went on a mission to pledge support for ISIS, before Oceania was always at war with Eurasia.

  15. Re:Yeah on White House Names Google's Megan Smith As CTO · · Score: 2

    We need pervasive American technical panopticon to keep Islamic extremism and resurgent Russian imperial aggression from destroying Oceania.

    Remember, you need to doublethink plusgood if you think Snowden was good, the NSA is bad and ISIS is a threat.

  16. Re:QUESTION? on Could Tech Have Stopped ISIS From Using Our Own Heavy Weapons Against Us? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, we should execute John McCain as a traitor to the US, for providing material support to a terror organization and providing aid and comfort to an enemy?

    Because you really don't know what's happening, do you? Mr. Jones?

    http://www.inquisitr.com/13261...

    http://countercurrentnews.com/...

    http://topconservativenews.com...

    http://www.theminorityreportbl...

  17. Re:QUESTION? on Could Tech Have Stopped ISIS From Using Our Own Heavy Weapons Against Us? · · Score: 1

    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

  18. Who is "us" in this story? Why the inclusive pronoun? Nobody attacked me. Nobody attacked the United States or United Kingdom.

    Examine your thinking and question your assumptions - or other people will do your thinking for you - manipulating your self-interest and good will to ends that do not serve you well.

  19. Re:CARson City on Reno Selected For Tesla Motors Battery Factory · · Score: 1

    Hey, I shot a man in Reno, too. He got better.

    I shot a man in the foot. Actually it was in the abdomen, but I said "foot" because I can't spell "pancreas". :-)

  20. Re:CARson City on Reno Selected For Tesla Motors Battery Factory · · Score: 1

    Kill yourself.

    I shot a man in Reno,
    Just to watch him die...

  21. GULF OF TONKIN on Invasion of Ukraine Continues As Russia Begins Nuclear Weapons Sabre Rattling · · Score: 0

    You'll buy any bag of bullshit, Yankee.

    Seriously. Netanyahu DUPLICATES the ethic, tactics, goal and racial supremacist position of the Nazis, but you go all apeshit over Putin as the new Hitler/Stalin/Atilla.

    I am not a Putin supporter. I am anti-Statist. This includes Russia. This includes US and UK. I can tell you who has killed and proxied the deaths of more innocents in the last 100 years, and it isn't Russia.

    But what can you say to the "land of the free", home to 25% of the world's imprisoned?

  22. Re:Propaganda, Lies and Bullshit on Invasion of Ukraine Continues As Russia Begins Nuclear Weapons Sabre Rattling · · Score: 2

    Contrary. Mostly German-speaking Moravian (Austro/Czech) - by way of England.

  23. Re:Propaganda, Lies and Bullshit on Invasion of Ukraine Continues As Russia Begins Nuclear Weapons Sabre Rattling · · Score: 1

    Ahh! We have encountered a logician!

  24. Re:Propaganda, Lies and Bullshit on Invasion of Ukraine Continues As Russia Begins Nuclear Weapons Sabre Rattling · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Everyone" is NATO parrots at CNN and the Washington Post, both of which factually hire CIA staff - not conspiracy ad hominem.

    Evidence. Dear child, where is there evidence? Were there satellite photos, they'd be on every Telescreen in Oceania, 24 hours a day.

    Besides, do you actually believe:
    - Russia would send armoured ground forces without air support?
    - That such forces would not be piffling in the east for a couple weeks, but once committed would have taken Kiev in a mater of 2-4 days?

  25. Re:Propaganda, Lies and Bullshit on Invasion of Ukraine Continues As Russia Begins Nuclear Weapons Sabre Rattling · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You select one particle of my compound statement, which was intended to provide context for analysis, not a "solution".

    You are either a sub-par thinker, or a troll.