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  1. Re:NSA scorecard on on truth? on New Details About NSA's Exhaustive Search of Edward Snowden's Emails · · Score: 1

    "We didn't spy on Congressional office holders, or their staffers. We don't conduct mass surveillance. We track only metadata. Our Agency leadership has been exceptionally truthful at all times, under every circumstance. We have never lied about these things in general public statements or in sworn testimony. Edward Snowden is a bad man, a liar and a dangerous enemy of the people of this country."

  2. Re: Why do you hate freedom? on Treasure Map: NSA, GCHQ Work On Real-Time "Google Earth" Internet Observation · · Score: 2

    But you have cookies, and browser fingerprints, and logons, and device ID / Application ID info...

    Riding on a free uplink doesn't do jack.

  3. Re: Why do you hate freedom? on Treasure Map: NSA, GCHQ Work On Real-Time "Google Earth" Internet Observation · · Score: 0

    I think we can really fuck with them. Chaff, deception traffic...

    Let's get started on making more hay for their stacks, people! Hell. You'll run a client for SETI, why not run one to preserve your intelligent life, here on Earth!

  4. Re:So we're doomed to the world of Wall-E? on The Future According To Stanislaw Lem · · Score: 1

    It depends on what you need to do, and what you know about it.

    If you are not willing to walk away from it, on short notice? Then buying nothing is wise.

    The trick about big financing is that you don't own a house - a bank owns you. Your on their plantation.

    If you didn't barter or pay cash, you are on Massah's rules, Massah's time.

  5. Re:So we're doomed to the world of Wall-E? on The Future According To Stanislaw Lem · · Score: 1

    Yes. Enjoy 15-30 years of BEARABLE slavery. But you OWN something... Just ask the taxman.

    You have Stockholm syndrome - and don't recognize it. You should read about Edward Bernays, some time - before lashing out in pseudo-moral rage against a proposition who's arguments you fo not actually comprehend.

  6. Re:So we're doomed to the world of Wall-E? on The Future According To Stanislaw Lem · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Lem comes off less morose in jzyk Polski

  7. Re:So we're doomed to the world of Wall-E? on The Future According To Stanislaw Lem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lem was critical of Government, of official bureaucracy - whether public or private.

    He never singled out the US as a specific target, and could be construed as subtly/subversively anti-authoritarian, in ways that were passable by the Communist governments of Poland and USSR.

    The US is now no different than those. We just have Nike Fuel bands, and two cars in front of our debt-bondage. Whoops! I mean home.

  8. Re: Why should it NOT exist? on The Challenges and Threats of Automated Lip Reading · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Governments and corporations are fictional persons. They have no "moral consciousness" of any kind, outside of rhetorical and ideological fantasy.

    So, this will not be a question of moral or immoral use. It will be amoral, in the hands of those who have advanced themselves through manipulation of the aforementioned ideological rhetoric.

    You continue to believe that there is hope for this modern, post-industrial society. But there is none. We as people have increased the sophistication of our tools and our reach - just as relentlessly as we have avoided the refinement of our own beings.

    In the end you don't get Star Trek. You don't even get Starship Troopers. You get Scanner, Darkly And hope there is Valis.

  9. Re: Thanks Jerry Mahoney! on The Challenges and Threats of Automated Lip Reading · · Score: 0

    "I still can't allow you and Cmdr. Poole to jeopardize this mission, Dave."

  10. Biggest SD Card? It is Like Nothing! on SanDisk Releases 512GB SD Card · · Score: 2

    In Ukraine we have achieving technological dominance again for one time more!

    Announcing for world first time, biggest ever microchip. Ability to the processing power of more data is an explosive growth phenomenon.

    Now it is Ukraine again the leader!

  11. Re:SBD on Scientists Capture the Sound Made By a Single Atom · · Score: 1

    Single atom says:
    "Help! I'm trapped in the four-dimensional space-time string, isolated from the 12-dimentional multiverse!"

  12. Re:APRIL FOOLS! on Researchers Working On Crystallizing Light · · Score: 1

    Gaseous? So it is an element. ARRGH!

  13. Re:Good on Net Neutrality Comments Surge Past 1.7M, an All-Time Record For the FCC · · Score: 4, Funny

    I complained to the FCC....

    I didn't see enough of Janet's breast to compensate for watching the Superbowl.

  14. Re:Hard Light Bridges on Researchers Working On Crystallizing Light · · Score: 1

    I read that as Excursion Funerals. Twice. It really sounds like a good idea though. I have to update my will now.

    "Excretion Funerals" here.

    Same disease, smells worse...

  15. APRIL FOOLS! on Researchers Working On Crystallizing Light · · Score: 2

    Seriously? A crystal?

    Right. Can they get it to gaseous form first? :-) Or do they sublimate straight from pure energy, right to solid state?

    Also, point of clarification (pun intended): Does this crystalline light need to be first observed as a particle, or will a wave observation prove to be equally effective in achieving desired result?

  16. Re:Made in America on X-Class Solar Flare Coming Friday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we hope it ends this farcical "progress" and return the planet to steam and gaslight?

  17. Re:No comments here yet... on Ask Slashdot: What Smartwatch Apps Could You See Yourself Using? · · Score: 1

    I think an Apple iWatch would be a great asshole-detector.

    That is, if the detectee were not already advertising themselves by wearing Google Glass ;-)

  18. Re:Decisions, Decisions... on SpaceX and Boeing Battle For US Manned Spaceflight Contracts · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when does Volvo cars starts fucking?

    Swedish. You know. Like the Norskies, but looser in the morals department.
     

  19. Re: Prime and sub contractor on SpaceX and Boeing Battle For US Manned Spaceflight Contracts · · Score: 2
  20. Re:No comments here yet... on Ask Slashdot: What Smartwatch Apps Could You See Yourself Using? · · Score: 1, Funny

    FEATURES I WANT:

    Cloaking device
    Stealth
    Wifi and GSM disruption
    Lasers

  21. Crossfire Hurricane on WD Announces 8TB, 10TB Helium Hard Drives · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who needs Terabyte Flash
    When you spin rust in gas?

  22. Re:Trust us with your payments on Apple Announces Smartwatch, Bigger iPhones, Mobile Payments · · Score: 1

    Chip'n'pin at scale - and not dependent on card-posession.

  23. Re:Trust us with your payments on Apple Announces Smartwatch, Bigger iPhones, Mobile Payments · · Score: 2

    I appreciate your concerns about NFC. But NFC is really a transport, not a privacy control. If simple privacy controls were implemented, relying on limited NFC range for reducing attack opportunity? That's a problem itself.

    I am lead to believe that intercepted transactions with the Apple payment model are nearly useless. They may ultimately reveal predictable sequences, to establish later unauthorized transactions - but this is speculation. The transaction is privacy-protected with its own cryptographic tokenization and handshaking in the application design, which include having the device for 2-factor, not the SIM or IMEI, etc. Handshakes and transactions are one-time, limiting usefulness for spoof, replay, reuse, etc.

    I'd be more worried about the twisted-pair or local wifi for in-store magstripe readers, than I would Apple payments.

  24. Re:Trust us with your payments on Apple Announces Smartwatch, Bigger iPhones, Mobile Payments · · Score: 2

    It's a chip'n'pin style arrangement - with your phone as the "chip" for all cards. Lose your phone? Disable it.

    Home Depot and Target breaches wouldn't have been possible with this tech.

  25. Re:Trust us with your payments on Apple Announces Smartwatch, Bigger iPhones, Mobile Payments · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apple doesn't middle-man the banking/merchant transaction in their model.

    Unlike Google/Samsung/Amazon, they are not collecting or monetizing transaction or location info of buyers. They limit their liability and focus on where they make real money.