He's also a pretty cool guy. His group sponsors big, security awareness events twice a year for MS customers - and these are real sessions, not PR fluff. Bret is friendly and accessible.
If he's at RSA this year, drop by the MS booth and say hi to him.
I was feeling sick down and blue, Didn't know what in the world I was gonna do. Them communist they were comin' around, They were in the air They were on the ground. They wouldn't give me no peace.
So I run down most hurriedly And joined the John Birch Society. Got me a secret membership card, Started walking off down the road. Yoohoo, I'm a real John Bircher now. Look out you commies.
Well we all agree with Hitler's views, Although he killed six millions Jews. It don't matter too much if he was a fascist, At least you can't say he was a communist. That's to say like if you got a cold Take a shot of malaria.
I was looking everywhere for them goddarn reds, I got up in the morning, looked under my bed. Looked in the kitchen, behind the door, looked in the glove department of my car. Couldn't find them.
I's looking for them reds everywhere, Looked underneath the sofa Underneath every chair, Looked up my chimney hole, Looked deep down inside my toilet bowl. They got away.
I was sitting home alone, I started to sweat. I figured they was in my tv set. Peeked behind the picture frame, Got a shock from my feet right up to my brain. Them reds caused it. I know they did, them hard core ones.
Well I quit my job so I could work all alone, and I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes. Followed some clues in my detective bag, I discovered there was red stripes in the American flag. Poor Betsy Ross.
Investigated all the books in the library. Ninety nine percent of those gotta be burned away. Investigated all the people that I know. Ninety eight percent of them gotta go. The other two percent are fellow birchers Just like me. Truly fair.
Now Eisenhower he's a Russian spy, Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy. To my knowledge there's just one man That's really a true American. George Lincoln Rockwell. I know for a fact he hates commies Because he picketed the movie Exodus.
Well I finally started thinking straight when I ran out of things to investigate. Couldn't imagine to do anything else, So now I'm home investigating myself. Hope I don't find out too much. Great God
There are blue status lamps on the new range in our kitchen.
They reflect to where I do the washing-up, 4 meters away. When I glance at the glasses that I have placed on the draining-board to dry, I am continually catching myself.
"Look, that one's not rinsed properly, and there's a soap bubble inside."
Nope. It's a blue reflection, glinting off the Duralex. Gets me every time.
Slashdot Mirror
Hmmmnn. I been looking. The DB is definitely no SLA. Looks like EC2 and Storage got one, six months ago.
"More ready" is wonderfully relative.
"Less unready" is just as accurate, and perhaps more precise.
Without an SLA, EC2 or SimpleDB, or "Head in The Cloud" is an experimental platform.
He's also a pretty cool guy. His group sponsors big, security awareness events twice a year for MS customers - and these are real sessions, not PR fluff. Bret is friendly and accessible.
If he's at RSA this year, drop by the MS booth and say hi to him.
Va-Jay-Jay Script!
to "ass-first" JavaScript.
Supply your own bag and hose...
9 Oct. 1962
I was feeling sick down and blue,
Didn't know what in the world I was gonna do.
Them communist they were comin' around,
They were in the air
They were on the ground.
They wouldn't give me no peace.
So I run down most hurriedly
And joined the John Birch Society.
Got me a secret membership card,
Started walking off down the road.
Yoohoo, I'm a real John Bircher now.
Look out you commies.
Well we all agree with Hitler's views,
Although he killed six millions Jews.
It don't matter too much if he was a fascist,
At least you can't say he was a communist.
That's to say like if you got a cold
Take a shot of malaria.
I was looking everywhere for them goddarn reds,
I got up in the morning, looked under my bed.
Looked in the kitchen, behind the door,
looked in the glove department of my car.
Couldn't find them.
I's looking for them reds everywhere,
Looked underneath the sofa
Underneath every chair,
Looked up my chimney hole,
Looked deep down inside my toilet bowl.
They got away.
I was sitting home alone, I started to sweat.
I figured they was in my tv set.
Peeked behind the picture frame,
Got a shock from my feet right up to my brain.
Them reds caused it.
I know they did, them hard core ones.
Well I quit my job so I could work all alone,
and I changed my name to Sherlock Holmes.
Followed some clues in my detective bag,
I discovered there was red stripes in the American flag.
Poor Betsy Ross.
Investigated all the books in the library.
Ninety nine percent of those gotta be burned away.
Investigated all the people that I know.
Ninety eight percent of them gotta go.
The other two percent are fellow birchers
Just like me. Truly fair.
Now Eisenhower he's a Russian spy,
Lincoln, Jefferson and that Roosevelt guy.
To my knowledge there's just one man
That's really a true American.
George Lincoln Rockwell.
I know for a fact he hates commies
Because he picketed the movie Exodus.
Well I finally started thinking straight
when I ran out of things to investigate.
Couldn't imagine to do anything else,
So now I'm home investigating myself.
Hope I don't find out too much. Great God
A gentleman lends his talents, as he can...
There are blue status lamps on the new range in our kitchen.
They reflect to where I do the washing-up, 4 meters away. When I glance at the glasses that I have placed on the draining-board to dry, I am continually catching myself.
"Look, that one's not rinsed properly, and there's a soap bubble inside."
Nope. It's a blue reflection, glinting off the Duralex. Gets me every time.
That's a lot of Das Blinkenlights!
Really. I could live with green.
But I was afraid to click the link!
Revocation in case of compromise is a major concern.
I want to KEEP my thumbs and retinas, thank you!
Voters can't find their US towns on the map. :-(
"synchronizing their respective laws"
Common denominators?
A race to the bottom.
Is this a prequel to Gen-X's Galactica or Gen-Y's?
I want to see the planet of the seventies! Like Logan's Run, with Shaun Cassidy haircuts and Cowl-neck sweaters. MMMMmmm Seymourlicious!
Why do the advocates of "small government" want a cop in every possible situation, empowered to behave with discretionary authority?
First against the wall, when the revolution comes.
I know a few places you could stick it!
Bound to get a sour reception...
Because you customise VIM with Python, and Emacs with a LITHP?
"Life is just one big banana. Science fiction allows us all to peel open the reality and discover the yellow truth inside."
Kinda evidence to the contrary, no?
Deja Vu.
I thought this happened last year.
Wasn't there a whiff of pederasty?
Look! I embedded AWK into C!
Now burdened with Flash!
Gee. My phone ALREADY locks up, when browsing ("I TRIED to answer your call!), What'll YouTube do to it?
"4 orders of magnitude slower than C"
;-)
OUCH!
I like replacing AJAX with ALAS (Asynchronous LISP and Static text).
I didn't even know it had teh Gay!