It's really too bad they didn't add enough features in Vista, and need another version to do this.
I look forward to the 1,500 new options that will be available in group policies. I think I will understand most of these before Windows 8 is delivered.
This is a public service announcement With guitar Know your rights all three of them
Number 1 You have the right not to be killed Murder is a CRIME! Unless it was done by a Policeman or aristocrat Know your rights
And Number 2 You have the right to food money Providing of course you Don't mind a little Investigation, humiliation And if you cross your fingers Rehabilitation
Know your rights These are your rights Wang
Know these rights
Number 3 You have the right to free Speech as long as you're not Dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights These are your rights All three of 'em It has been suggested In some quarters that this is not enough! Well...
Get off the streets Get off the streets Run You don't have a home to go to Smush
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent You are warned that anything you say Can and will be taken down And used as evidence against you
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss... and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right... but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted that in the face of all erridity and disallusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintainance.
Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... that lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan, and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time call 606-4311. Ask for Ken. Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese, and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here, and weather you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you conceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.
I previously - jokingly - believed SETI and Voyager to be like cosmic spam. Now, we are beaming to space, evidence that no intelligent life exists on Earth?
Doritos! Here's six ways to poison a carbon-based lifeform! Maybe we can beam the text of "The Omnivore's Dilemma", too...
I have a brother-in-law (MD from Harvard) who had autologin on his MacBook. I convinced him of the sheer insanity of not having a password on his login.
I cannot however, get him to change this password from his first name: 4 chars.
AAAAHHHRG! What good is a "keychain" - when the folks it offers protection are too numbnuts to use it effectively?
Resource? Command "I" to "get info" on Safari. Click on the Icon, and Command "C" to copy. Command "I" on FireFox to "get info". Click on the Icon and Command "V" to paste. Close all dialogues.
Apple is deficient here - no doubt about it. If you want Mom & Pop to click "pay now", you don't expect 'em to be able to parse "http://www.barclays.validation.co.uk". You don't have to be an "idiot" to fall for this - just outside your area of expertise.
I have replaced Safari with FireFox on every friend and family mac I get my hands on. Re-theme it, copy and paste the icon resource, and they don't notice the change!
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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It's really too bad they didn't add enough features in Vista, and need another version to do this.
I look forward to the 1,500 new options that will be available in group policies. I think I will understand most of these before Windows 8 is delivered.
Meanwhile, what do I do with this Glass Turd?
They archive their emails. ;-)
Google says you are getting older, soon!
Also, string is getting longer and the price of crude oil is increasing for the foreseeable future.
Wow. How did we manage before these prognostications?
This is a public service announcement
With guitar
Know your rights all three of them
Number 1
You have the right not to be killed
Murder is a CRIME!
Unless it was done by a
Policeman or aristocrat
Know your rights
And Number 2
You have the right to food money
Providing of course you
Don't mind a little
Investigation, humiliation
And if you cross your fingers
Rehabilitation
Know your rights
These are your rights
Wang
Know these rights
Number 3
You have the right to free
Speech as long as you're not
Dumb enough to actually try it.
Know your rights
These are your rights
All three of 'em
It has been suggested
In some quarters that this is not enough!
Well...
Get off the streets
Get off the streets
Run
You don't have a home to go to
Smush
Finally then I will read you your rights
You have the right to remain silent
You are warned that anything you say
Can and will be taken down
And used as evidence against you
Listen to this
Run
I think He's quoting from "The Asshole Monologues."
Well, maybe they'll buy it if we call it "Vista".
Ooops. That's Illudium Q-36 - Not Plutonium - for the Explosive Space Modulator.
It still obstructs my view of Venus!
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss... and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right... but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all erridity and disallusionment,
and despite the changing fortunes of time,
there is always a big future in computer maintainance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
especially with those persons closest to you...
that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth,
birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan,
and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom
that your dog is finally getting enough cheese,
and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot,
it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the Universe.
You have no right to be here,
and weather you can hear it or not,
the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god,
whatever you conceive him to be:
hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
the world continues to deteriorate.
Give up
Music by Christopher Guest
Yeah, well, they get ripped on some pretty tasty bud in 47 Ursae Majoris. If we beam 'em something to deal with cottonmouth, too?
We'll soon have an invasion: "Take me to your Litre!"
Where to begin!
I previously - jokingly - believed SETI and Voyager to be like cosmic spam. Now, we are beaming to space, evidence that no intelligent life exists on Earth?
Doritos! Here's six ways to poison a carbon-based lifeform! Maybe we can beam the text of "The Omnivore's Dilemma", too...
Formal and elaborate way to say "Thank you, sir!"
Babak, Agha!
True.
Also probably planned.
Google is practically a subcontractor for the NSA. Expect a Google phone to be a hotline to the datamine.
:-(
Not in Vista, any longer.
Another reason to bitch about this "glass turd".
These are people who say: You do security for a living. How do I keep from getting my credit card stolen on the Internet? Can you help me?
:-)
Not a choice I sneak on to their computer, in the dead of night!
Good Seuss...
I have a brother-in-law (MD from Harvard) who had autologin on his MacBook. I convinced him of the sheer insanity of not having a password on his login.
I cannot however, get him to change this password from his first name: 4 chars.
AAAAHHHRG! What good is a "keychain" - when the folks it offers protection are too numbnuts to use it effectively?
Breaking keychain integration is a boon.
The day I let a browser/OS save credentials to my critical, financial account information is the day Tom Cruise goes straight.
.Mac, not Lloyd's.
I spent five years doing pen/VA for banks and insurance companies. I take none of this crap for granted.
Physical security of your laptop becomes far too high a risk.
"Keychain" is for
"Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?"
"Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?"
If I don't change it they always click the damnned compass. Even when It's pulled from the dock.
Easier to camouflage than re-train! They don't complain about the difference, and say "Thanks!"
Foxdie
iSafari Leopard
Resource? Command "I" to "get info" on Safari. Click on the Icon, and Command "C" to copy. Command "I" on FireFox to "get info". Click on the Icon and Command "V" to paste. Close all dialogues.
C'mon.
Apple is deficient here - no doubt about it. If you want Mom & Pop to click "pay now", you don't expect 'em to be able to parse "http://www.barclays.validation.co.uk". You don't have to be an "idiot" to fall for this - just outside your area of expertise.
I have replaced Safari with FireFox on every friend and family mac I get my hands on. Re-theme it, copy and paste the icon resource, and they don't notice the change!
Except for the missing ads - thanks to Ad Block+
Nearly brilliant!
Apparently - according to the mods - it is funny.
Here's a quarter, kid. Pop your zits and buy yourself a friend.