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  1. Re:I think I speak for everyone... on DivX Pulls Plug on Stage6 · · Score: 1

    I think I speak for everyone, when I say just how much I'll miss this latest attempt to duplicate "America's Funniest Home Videos."

    Those white kids from Omaha, lip-syncing Fiddy-Cent. I NEEDED the higher resolution!

  2. PLUG THE HOLES! on 'Porn King' Says Google Should Block Porn Access · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pun intended.

    "No free peeks" says profit-oriented smut-peddler!

  3. THIS JUST IN! on TechNet Users Revolt Over Vista SP1 Unavailability · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows is revolting!

  4. Re:Where's My Crapware? on TechNet Users Revolt Over Vista SP1 Unavailability · · Score: 1

    Click start.

    wait.

    Let the menu populate.

    5 seconds later, get a scroll bar, so you can mouse down to your item, offscreen.

    Gee! I'm glad this search thing boosts my efficiency!

  5. Where's My Crapware? on TechNet Users Revolt Over Vista SP1 Unavailability · · Score: 0, Troll

    I want the alternate suckage in SP1!

    Really, kids. They haven't fixed the multimedia borkage, tcp connections still get maxed at an absurd level, and loading Outlook on a base DWM + Sidebar image is somewhere north of 400 Mb.

    If you got Vista for free, you paid too much.

  6. Re:He also states that ... on Internet "Creates Pedophiles" According to "Expert" · · Score: 1

    2girls one cup

  7. The Internet Creates on Internet "Creates Pedophiles" According to "Expert" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    GOATSE.CX

    Provide your own link.

  8. This Just In! on Encryption Could Make You More Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    There may be risks associated with the adoption of a technology. Details at 11.

  9. Re:Who are the arsehowles on Is Linus Torvalds Speaking for Linux Anymore? · · Score: 1

    That's a little east-end. "Sowf, too!"

  10. Re:Who are the arsehowles on Is Linus Torvalds Speaking for Linux Anymore? · · Score: 1

    It's a way of conveying dialect.

    The entire post is written in an extinct west-London voice.

  11. Who are the arsehowles on Is Linus Torvalds Speaking for Linux Anymore? · · Score: 1

    Wot can't tell the difference between a Kernel, a Filesystem and a Userspace Graphical Shell?

    Why are they allowed to create artificial controversies, based on their flagrant ignorance?

    Wot's got that submission to the frontpage, over the pearls of insight and observation wot I submitted?

  12. Re:Surprised by Wealth! on 10-Year Anniversary of Open Source · · Score: 1

    Zimbra may - briefly - make MS the biggest open source vendor in the world! ;-)

    I wasn't aware the "new" Technocrat was still associated with you - after dropping the old slashcode. I have some pals there - and still drop a post occasionally.

  13. Re:Surprised by Wealth! on 10-Year Anniversary of Open Source · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to attach the specifics to you, Bruce. I just remember the general "boom" mentality that happened around LinuxWorld in 1999.

    By 2001?

    I miss the old Technocrat. Thanks for that... Have you another, like project in the wings?

  14. Surprised by Wealth! on 10-Year Anniversary of Open Source · · Score: 1
  15. Money doesn't talk on Comcast's New Terms of Service Disclose Traffic Management · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    it swears.
    -- Bob Dylan.

    These guys are taking their cues from the American Zeitgeist - where the response to accusations of executive-sponsored torture are met with an offensive stance: "Damned right! We'd do it again!" Where the response to corporate collusion in illegal invasion of privacy is "retroactive immunity".

    Whaddid you expect?

  16. "There is another system" on One Computer to Rule Them All · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Forbin: "The computer center contains over one-hundred thousand remote sensors and communication devices which monitor all electronic transmissions, such as microwave, laser, radio and television communications, data communications from satellites in orbit all over the world. ... Colossus works completely without human aid. We make no secret of where Colossus is located nor do we intend to conceal how it functions. ... Colossus does have its own defense. It is its own defense. In case of an attack on any of its information supply or power lines Colossus will switch on energy circuits, which will then take their appropriate action. It is self-sufficient, self-protecting, self-generating. It is impenetrable. In short there's no way in. No human being can touch it. ... Colossus can communicate with us ... and through this machine we can, in turn, communicate with Colossus. Now there's one last point. One inevitable question. That we have been asked very frequently before. And that is, is Colossus capable of creative thought? Can it initiate new thought? I can tell you that the answer to that is no. However, Colossus is a paragon of knowledge and its knowledge can be expanded upon indefinitely. I hope, along with all the scientists who helped make this particular project, that the immense power of this computer will not only be for the defense of this country but hopefully also act as an aid to the solution to the many problems that we face on this earth. And the many more problems that we will face the more deeply we penetrate into the universe. Thank you."

    Almost immediately after the broadcast ends, Colossus displays a cryptic warning: "There is another system".

  17. Re:What's Mixed? on 2009 US Budget Holds Mixed News For Science · · Score: 1

    We could tell you, but we can't. That information is now classified as a state secret, under executive privilege.

  18. Re:NO FUCKIN' ROBOT on Dutch Unveil Robot Gas Station Attendant · · Score: 1

    92 Octane in a V-12. These guys ought to climb out from behind the beef jerky display, and pump it by hand!

  19. NO FUCKIN' ROBOT on Dutch Unveil Robot Gas Station Attendant · · Score: 1

    Gets a chance to scratch my Jag! Database or not.

  20. What's Mixed? on 2009 US Budget Holds Mixed News For Science · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's "mixed" about earmarks for the Creation Science Institute?

  21. Re:whatcouldpossiblygowrong on World's Most Powerful Rail Gun Delivered to US Navy · · Score: 1

    Kubrick - never again.
    Sellers - never again.

    Not folks that calibre - and not together.

    Throw in George C. Scott.

    "Gentlemen! No fighting in the War Room!"

  22. Re:WHat? are you serious? on Third Undersea Cable Cut · · Score: 1

    In general, most Iranians are free to come and go at will. It is bloody expensive - but if you want to live elsewhere, the barriers are at entry - not exit.

  23. Re:Third cut? on Third Undersea Cable Cut · · Score: 1

    No. I always been 137. Was 167 on the "old" Technocrat, too. Before they ditched UIDs.

  24. Re:Third cut? on Third Undersea Cable Cut · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One in Marseilles, one in Suez. Not the same ruddy deal. The new break is on the FLAG cable - in yest another place: 56 kms from Dubai on a segment between the UAE and Oman.

    You seem to be a knee-jerk skeptic, who's "Nothing to see here, move along" displays not - as you presume - intelligence, but rather a susceptibility to Jedi mind-tricks.

  25. Re:Third cut? on Third Undersea Cable Cut · · Score: 1

    The cable is actually number four - if I count correctly.

    Target Iran - or a trading delay for the Gulf countries. Any how. No Accident.