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  1. eh, unlikely to be smarter on Genetically Engineered Big-brained Mice · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If such a simple mutation could make you smarter, evolution would have found already. After all, intellegence is an evolutionary advantage, just look at all the chicks us geeks get...

    Quick! Kill those mice before they build the death ray to destroy us!

  2. wheeee, submarine patents. on Suddenly a JPEG Patent and Licensing Fee · · Score: 2

    Forgent Networks apparently is pretty forgentful, if they fergont to mention this until now.

    Now, the Diaper Genie, there's an invention worthy of its patent.

  3. Re:Simple solution... on FCC Allows Bells to Sell Your Telephone Usage Data · · Score: 2

    What, you mean that you don't talk to them about whether they've accepted Jesus Christ into their lives as their personal Lord and Savior? :)

  4. Re:New iMac Designed With Ancient Mathematical Sec on Apple Reveals Mac OS X 10.2, 17" iMac, Windows iPod · · Score: 2

    Now, if they just change that silly hemispherical base to a pyramid they'll really have sometime.

  5. Re:finally on Robot Wars · · Score: 2

    And to be 100% sure they're trustworthy, they'll be build with Palladium!

  6. Re:Security through obscurity? on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: 2

    Not at all, you have multiple security monitors/tripwires/firewalls/virus scanners running. The human immune system is fiendishly complex and quite ferocious.

    Now, you can't upgrade the OS without trashing your filesystems, which is kinda sad, and there's no viable backup mechanism...

  7. TeX on Knuth Releases Another Part of Volume 4 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My favorite Knuth quote, when he gave a class a snippet of code to use in their program (not verbatim, sorry):

    "Be careful with this code; I have only proven it correct, not tested it."

    A demonstration of Hacker Nature:

    He wasn't happy with the typesetting on his first book, and decided this should be done by computer, so he wrote a markup language for typesetting.

    Of course, he wanted to do it right, so this took him... well... about a decade. And when he was done, he had written TeX. He was very pleased; his publishers thought this was odd, as the new typesetting looked worse than the old.

    A few years later, high-resolution laser printers became available; TeX already suppported them, and lo and behold, the new version did look better.

    TeX is a huge monster of a programming language/application. Knuth offered a cash prize of $(2^N) for the Nth unique bug report. TeX is now, like, 20 years old, and that system cost him under $1K.

    If programmers were Jedi, he would be Yoda.
    If programmers were wizards, he was be Gandalf.

    He is the serious, friendly grandfather who can kick the butts of all us whippersnapers. So pay attention!

  8. Re:For those who'd like to get a drift of what's.. on More Strange Bose-Einstein Condensate Behavior · · Score: 2

    This is because the math is clear, but all the physical interpretations of it are nonsensical...

  9. huh? on Falun Gong Hacks Chinese Satellite · · Score: 2

    No, terrorizing people to make yourself heard makes you a terrorist.

    Sit-ins are not terrorism. (They're ususally stupid, but that's another issue.)

  10. Re:Four possibilities: on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 2

    Somebody below points out a really good possibility:

    x) Console game company.

    If they get this, they can ship XBox games without paying M$ $10 per copy. Ka-chink! And there's legal precident that this is ok; Nintendo was burned this way a while back.

  11. game developer? on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 2

    Ooooh, that's a good one. Yeah, you right. Didn't such a break happen for one of the older Nitindo consoles?

  12. Four possibilities: on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 2

    In decending order of likelyhood:

    a) Hoax.

    b) Crazed flaming libertarian (John Gilmore?), who sees XBox as a dry run for Palladium and wants to establish a precident and/or scare vendors off from trusting it.

    c) Crazed MS-hater who wants XBoxen sold below cost. (Ellison?)

    d) Insane conspiracy theory. (M$. Sony. NSA).

    Any other possibilities?

  13. Re:Not a bug on Pet Bugs? · · Score: 2

    Ok, here's an exercise:

    For a = 1 to N
    x = random (1.0, 100.0)
    round_sum += round(x)
    whole_sum += x

    I assert that if you use the rounding algorythm you describe, round_sum and whole_sum will diverge as N gets bigger, and that this is a bad thing. This will not happen with the other method.

    The problem isn't our lack of formal mathematical training, trust me...

  14. Re:Not a bug on Pet Bugs? · · Score: 2

    Well, it depends on the data. If you're working with data that has one decimal place of precision:

    4.4, 4.6, 4.5

    If your measuring instrument has the (common) behavior of reporting the nearest value, then your scheme results in

    Actual values 4.00 to 4.4499999... round down to 4.

    Actual values 4.45 to 5 round up to 5.

    So it's actually a 5% bias down in that case, because the instrument already rounded once.

  15. Re:Not remotely possible on Will Microsoft Code-Checking Plans Cripple the GPL? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unsigned code will run. Unsigned drivers/modules will not, and unsigned OS kernals won't boot.

    One could target holes in the OS itself, and workaround this way...

  16. Re:interesting article. but... on Will Microsoft Code-Checking Plans Cripple the GPL? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless the new DMCA won't make it illegal and punisheable by death

    Ding! The existing DMCA makes this illegal. Since Palladium provides DRM (by attempting to provide a 'trusted' client, ie one that obeys MS and not its owner), subverting it is a DMCA violation. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

    Now, arguably, the interoperabality/reverse-engineering clauses of the DMCA clear you here, but if those meant anything the whole DMCA becomes mostly a non-op anyway, so the courts appear to be just ignoring them.

  17. Re:Wait on Mandrake to Come Preloaded on Wal-Mart PCs · · Score: 2

    now how joe consumer goes about improving china's economy

    I'm thinking 'Buy Chinese Stuff'. Eventually, they'll get less poor, and even the sweatshop owners'll have to pay a half-decent wage.

    In the long run. But then, as one famous economist said, "Sure, it all works out in the long run... but in the long run we'll all be dead!"

  18. Re:That's nice, but... on The Owner-Builder Book · · Score: 2

    Well, what you do here in Somerville (hello, neighbor!) is strip an old house the inside (leave the framing and maybe the outside shell if it's in good shape) and rebuild the rest as if from scratch.

    Across the street from me is a 2-family; guy bought it for $300k three years ago. Ripped the interor down to studs; new roof, windows, and paint; new walls/kitchen/bathroom/electric; sold it two years ago as 2 condos, for $250k and $330k. Could have kept one of those for himself, of course...

    Same story, just a little different in the early phases.

  19. Re:the "wal-mart crowd" on Walmart Ships PCs with Lindows OS · · Score: 4, Funny

    so, remember folks:

    Buying from local merchant: Good.
    Buying from non-local stone-age tribesmen: Good. No, wait, bad! No, wait, good!
    Buying at Giant Swedish Superstore: Good.
    Buying from Large Arkansas Superstore: Bad.

    Hey, if I move to Bentonville, can I still shop at Wal-mart?

  20. Re:new software suggestion for lindows... on Walmart Ships PCs with Lindows OS · · Score: 2

    Mother and sister are one and the same?

    Apparently these rednecks have Linux and time travel, because they're their own fathers! Who knew...

  21. um, yeah, but... on Iowa Court May Order Microsoft Refunds · · Score: 2

    Aren't sales from MS to Iowa residents interstate commerce and thus a matter for Federal antitrust law?

    More details would be hepful; I can't help wondering if that story didn't simplify to the point of dropping some key point of the suit.

    IANALBTISANAY

  22. X11 suid? on Serious IIS Hole; Minor X Bug · · Score: 2

    Hrm... isn't X suid, though?

    If so, it *definately* needs to be able to handle (read: fail gracefully given) malicious input. Although it sounds like this only results in a DoS...

  23. a nit on Universal, Sony Cutting Prices on Downloaded Music · · Score: 2

    MD5 is a hash function, yes, but it's designed as a fingerprint, not a watermark; it's fragile on purpose.

    There are hash functions that are much harder (though probably not impossible) to alter without mangling the sound.

  24. Re:80 columns? on IBM Reinvents Punch Cards · · Score: 2

    Just remember to load them 9-edge-down.

  25. Re:Incorrect statement on Moshe Bar on Programming, Society, and Religion · · Score: 2

    By claiming that they're actually just funny-looking wolves.