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  1. I for one... on Self-Building Chips — As Easy As Microwave Meals · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our self-building chip overlords.

  2. I for one.. on Robots Taught to Deceive · · Score: 1

    ..welcome our Decepticon Overlords.

  3. This is the plan.. on SpaceX Unveils Heavy-Lift Rocket Designs · · Score: 1

    Get your ass to Mars, and go to the Hilton Hotel and show the fake Brubaker I.D. at the front desk, that's all there is to it. Just do as I tell you. You can nail that son of a bitch that fucked you and me. I'm counting on you, old buddy. Don't let me down!

  4. When you get there, find the biggest guy ... on How To Behave At a Software Company? · · Score: 1

    ... in the yard and shank him.

  5. Whatever you do... on LHC Hits an Energy of 3.5TeV · · Score: 1

    ...don't cross the beams!

  6. If it's not Scottish Wave Energy... on Scottish Wave Energy Plans Move Forward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's crap!

  7. Jennifer Grey... on Nose Scanners — the New Face of Biometrics? · · Score: 1

    ...enough said.

  8. Apparently their servers believe... on William Shatner Takes On Social Networking · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it *is* a good day to die!

  9. All your cave... on Earliest "Writing" On 60,000-Year-Old Eggshells · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...are belong to us.

  10. When they can take user photos... on Google Enhances Street View With User Photos · · Score: 1

    ...and texture them onto the ground and 3d buildings in Google Earth, I'll be impressed.

  11. Ticking away... on What Is Time? One Researcher Shares His Exploration · · Score: 1

    ... the moments that make up the dull day.

  12. Is the atomic weight... on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    ...'delicious' or 'snacktackular'?

  13. Allahu Akbar?

  14. You are standing... on Looking Back From the 1980s At Computers In Education · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...at the end of a road before a small brick building.

  15. Why Can't You Be Both? on New Plan Lets Top HS Students Graduate 2 Years Early · · Score: 1

    Why do so many people consider academically advanced and socially advanced to be mutually exclusive? You can be smarter that your peers in spelling but not more mature also? I've met kids who act alot more like adults that some adults do.

  16. I for one.. on Advanced Social Skills For Humanoid Robots · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our extraordinarily congenial overlords.

  17. Obligatory Matrix Reference.. on When Will AI Surpass Human Intelligence? · · Score: 1

    "...I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure."

  18. Re:Way to make me feel tiny Hubble on New Hubble Ultra Deep Field In Infrared · · Score: 1

    Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.