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New English/Arabic Translation Site Hopes To Promote Citizen Diplomacy

Wired has mention of a new site that hopes to encourage a grassroots "citizen diplomacy" movement by combining English/Arabic translation software with a Facebook-style meeting place. "Meedan, which officially launches Monday, lets users post stories and comments in English and have them automatically translated into Arabic, or the opposite. People who don’t share a common language can have an online discussion in near real time. The name, appropriately, means 'gathering place' or 'town hall'; in Arabic. Think of it as a social network filled with people you don't know, but want to understand."

206 comments

  1. And the first translation? by Chas · · Score: 5, Funny

    First post!

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:And the first translation? by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      First post!

      First post and Goatse transcend language. Truly they could be the baseline provided to an alien civilization to help them understand humanity.

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    2. Re:And the first translation? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      First post!

      Translation: Earliest wood

  2. All I can think is... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...what could possibly go wrong?

    1. Re:All I can think is... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

      How many different ways do you suppose there are to say "infidel"?

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      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    2. Re:All I can think is... by flaming+error · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My first reaction was that this was a great idea, to let disparate peoples meet and try to understand each other.

      But now I see you're right - after meeting our teabaggers and treehuggers all they'll walk away with is that americans are generally barbaric assholes and ignorant wimps.

    3. Re:All I can think is... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.

      How many different ways do you suppose there are to say "infidel"?

      Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad!

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      Bow-ties are cool.
    4. Re:All I can think is... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      My nipples are exploding with delight!

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    5. Re:All I can think is... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      And now we play the waiting game...

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    6. Re:All I can think is... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Troll

      after meeting our teabaggers and treehuggers all they'll walk away with is that americans are generally barbaric assholes and ignorant wimps.

      Actually, I think they'll find lots in common with the teabaggers.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    7. Re:All I can think is... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      4chan trolling for lulz + Nuclear Iran?

      I recommend one of two quite distinct strategies:

      Option one: full survivalcore mode. Stockpile MREs and ammo in your fortified Montana homestead and prepare to fight off hordes of starving exurban refugees and eventual supermutants.

      Option two: Fuck it. Consult the mapping service of your choice to find a nice bar(with rooftop option if the weather suits), located in a major population center and near as many strategic targets as possible. Drink until you see the airburst...

    8. Re:All I can think is... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      ...what could possibly go wrong?

      Actually, there IS the possibility that due to a translation error, some people could be offended by the resulting statements. We should probably have an open, mature dialogue in advance with the Arab world about how cultural differences are not necessarily evil, just different, and they could discuss their values so we could take those into account when communicating, and we could pledge to respect those. That way, when such translation errors come up, both sides will realize that no offense was meant, and none will be taken. Otherwise there could be some hurt feelings, although I guess we would sort it out quickly by just talking it out. Other than that, I can't think of anything that will go wrong with a productive exchange via Internet.

    9. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kafir (male singular) or kaffiroun (male plural).

    10. Re:All I can think is... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Other than that, I can't think of anything that will go wrong with a productive exchange via Internet.

      The keyword here being "productive".

      I'm sure you have some way of guaranteeing that the exchange via Internet will be "productive", and not a lot of name-calling by both sides?

      Note that what a Syrian might consider "productive" is likely to be quite different than what an Iranian would consider "productive", much less than an American would consider "productive".

      And god help us all if the translation program has a few bugs - you say "Let's talk about the Peace March in Baghdad", he reads "May I fondle your left testicle?"....

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    11. Re:All I can think is... by flaming+error · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's a beautiful idea.

      Before taking it international, I recommend you cut your teeth on a more modest goal. You might start by introducing tolerance, respect and understanding among more geographically united people that already speak a common language, say, on the message boards of Yahoo or youTube.

    12. Re:All I can think is... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you have some way of guaranteeing that the exchange via Internet will be "productive", and not a lot of name-calling by both sides?

      Man, I really thought the sarcasm was so thick in my post that no one would mistake it for seriousness.

      No, I don't, I'm pretty sure this will start and end with trolling and misguided proselytizing on both sides, having accomplished nothing other than possibly some death threats. You know, just as all other interactions on the internet, and all interactions between the arab world and the west tend to be.

    13. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haka sherpa sherpa abaka la!

    14. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm doesn't work in ASCII any better than choreography works on the radio.

    15. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What can go wrong? PLENTY! Notice you have to register to use it.... who keeps this registration information? DHS? FBI? Sounds a little fishy to me....

    16. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both, actually, as the two are identical.

    17. Re:All I can think is... by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      But now I see you're right - after meeting our teabaggers and treehuggers all they'll walk away with is that americans are generally barbaric assholes and ignorant wimps.

      So, what are they going to learn from the tree huggers?

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    18. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan.org/b/

    19. Re:All I can think is... by Larryish · · Score: 1

      After spending the past few months trying to hire a lead man who isn't lazy, idiotic, or drug-addicted, I believe that most Americans wouldn't know "productive" if it "produced" right in their faces.

    20. Re:All I can think is... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I'm going for option 2. Drinks are cheaper than bullets.

    21. Re:All I can think is... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Sure it does, GP just failed abysmally. For pointers see the works of Mark Twain.

    22. Re:All I can think is... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      I thought the Arabic kafir meant nonbeliever (atheist), whereas the English term infidel (in the context that it is being referred to) would mean one who is not a Muslim. Wouldn't there be separate terms for those two different concepts?

    23. Re:All I can think is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infidel simply means non-believer. Christians can quite legitimately call Mohammedans infidel - and do!

    24. Re:All I can think is... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Considering that only about 1% of Iranians speak Arabic, I'm not sure that's much of a problem for this website.

    25. Re:All I can think is... by Arzurnjekzolskajatzi · · Score: 1

      Kafir doesnt mean "atheist", since there were scarcely any atheists in the Arabian peninsula during the 7th century. The term itself is being used to describe non-Muslims. Dr. Muhsin Khan translate the word "takfuruna" as "disbelieve" in his Quraan-translation.

    26. Re:All I can think is... by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Or Zionist

  3. How do you say "slashdotted" in Arabic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I wish I knew

    1. Re:How do you say "slashdotted" in Arabic? by Animal+Farm+Pig · · Score: 2, Funny

      not the article, but meedan.net

  4. My hovercraft is full of eels by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?

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    1. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Drop your panties, Sir William, I can not wait until lunchtime!

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    2. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by Conchobair · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds Hungarian to me... and dirty... so dirty, my nipples explode with delight!

    3. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And now for something completely different...

      Today on Slashdot a gaggle of humorless retards were given mod points which they then used to demonstrate their complete ignorance of the Hungarian language.

      Oh wait... that's not different at all is it?

    4. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll wait for the cartoon version.

    5. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Respect to you, Tiny Ant King

    6. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the real question is: are you Hungary for more?

    7. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      It's somehow Portuguese, but Sardines on a Trawler or Cod Fish on a Lugger might be more accurate.

    8. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by spun · · Score: 1

      Check to see if someone else quoted that same damn thing before quoting a comic about not quoting a TV show. You look slightly less silly that way.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    9. Re:My hovercraft is full of eels by spiralx · · Score: 1

      Indeed, are you Hungary bitches?

  5. This won't end well by jandrese · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So we have a service designed from the start to attract internet trolls from one end and propaganda ministries from the other. What could possibly go wrong?

    I like the concept, but the real world is going to interfere with the execution.

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    I read the internet for the articles.
    1. Re:This won't end well by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Yes, just one mention and 4chan will be eerily silent for about 14 minutes while meedan servers burst into flames

    2. Re:This won't end well by skelly33 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed - it's idealism turned unrealism if you think you can take diametrically opposing views and plop them in front of a translation system to breed collaboration, open dialog, compassion, and understanding. I opened a political debate forum years ago with a similar hope: that opposing sides would find common ground through irrefutable factual analysis. While there are a handful of open-minded individuals out there who enjoy this concept, the majority are highly slanted, bull-headed, and offensive and want only to start a fight. I've maintained since then that the people most in need of revolutionary thinking are the ones who are completely unreachable thus making it a wasted effort. Good luck, but don't hold your breath.

    3. Re:This won't end well by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      I like the concept, but the real world is going to interfere with the execution.

      Let's hope it can interfere with a few executions.

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    4. Re:This won't end well by vxice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You could always just get to know an arab. They are all over the place. There is also lots of information on why there are cross cultural problems, its a thing called research.

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      every anarchist is a baffled dictator. Benito_Mussolini
    5. Re:This won't end well by Third+Position · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You have to wonder what the people behind this were thinking. Peace, love and understanding aren't exactly the default characteristics of online forums. Now we can have new opportunities to start flame wars with previously inaccessible opponents...

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      American Third Position
      Finally, a real choice!
    6. Re:This won't end well by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wanted to see just how inadvisable something like this was. So I sent a whole passel of George Bush quotes through Google's English to Arabic translator, then took the translation and fed it back through the Arabic to English translator, looking for cases where the sense of the words might be disastrously mangled. Immediately, this example popped out:

      The truth in this matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he was president of the United States and the world would be better off.

      Now going back to the original text, what Bush actually said was ...

      Oh.

      Never mind.

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      Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
    7. Re:This won't end well by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      it already did. From Meedan:

      database not connected, check your config file!

      That or it's my work's filter.

    8. Re:This won't end well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it already did. From Meedan:

      database not connected, check your config file!

      That or it's my work's filter.

      Nope, it's currently down. And the front page when it comes up will probably be a string of Arabic that translates roughly to "Stop with the fucking DESU already!"

    9. Re:This won't end well by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think they might cancel each other out and the world becomes a better place.

      Yeah. I know. May I dream once in a while, too?

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    10. Re:This won't end well by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      That's " !", you insensitive clod!
      I hope that's diplomatic enough.

    11. Re:This won't end well by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Now we can have new opportunities to start flame wars with previously inaccessible opponents...

      Maybe if they're busy with flamewars, they won't be so anxious to start the real, shooting kind.

      Also, now that you've been registered here at Slashdot for a whole month, has your user name and sig brought a lot of new members to your "third position" political party, or have most slashdotters already realized that "third position" are really just nazis without the cool uniforms?

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    12. Re:This won't end well by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The funny part about your statement is that it doesn't matter which way is which.

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    13. Re:This won't end well by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Looks like /. is Arabic-challenged.

    14. Re:This won't end well by bobobobo · · Score: 1
      Yep, like the saying goes:

      "You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into."

    15. Re:This won't end well by Threni · · Score: 1

      > I like the concept, but the real world is going to interfere with the execution.

      Arabs don't let anything get in the way execution. Or amputation, come to that.

    16. Re:This won't end well by EdIII · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, now that you've been registered here at Slashdot for a whole month, has your user name and sig brought a lot of new members to your "third position" political party, or have most slashdotters already realized that "third position" are really just nazis without the cool uniforms?

      Before anybody gets too trigger happy with the flamebait moderation on the poster I am replying to, you want might want to actually read some of the positions of the American3p.org:

      If current demographic trends persist, European-Americans will become a minority in America in only a few decades time. The American Third Position will not allow this to happen.

      Parents have a right to choose where and with whom their children are schooled, and neighborhoods have a right to make the decisions that will impact them.

      Recognizing our people's right to safety, and respecting the sanctity of the rule of law, we will immediately deport all criminal and illegal aliens. We believe, too, that American citizenship should be exclusive and meaningful. As such, the American Third Position will end the practice of automatic birthright-citizenship for children of illegal aliens. To restore, with civility, the identity and culture of our homeland, we will provide incentives for recent, legal immigrants to return to their respective lands.

      On the surface, the ideals and goals of the American3p.org seem quite attractive and reasonable. Read a little bit more and you can see that is just pretty wrapping around a core of Racial Purity and Supremacy.

      It was the Nazi comment that made me want to click the link and read it, and it is a well deserved comment.

      Keep that in mind when you moderate. I think the Nazi comment should be +5 informative in this case.

    17. Re:This won't end well by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Agreed - it's idealism turned unrealism if you think you can take diametrically opposing views and plop them in front of a translation system to breed collaboration, open dialog, compassion, and understanding.

      Huh? Why do you assume that arabic speakers and english speakers have "diametrically opposing views?"

      I think you'd be surprised at just how much people have in common. Sure there are issues on which groups have a tendency to disagree (IMHO mostly promulgated by their respective propaganda outlets so each has only a piece of the whole story) but for the most part, people are people regardless of what country they live in and thus have many more common experiences than differences.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    18. Re:This won't end well by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      So we have a service designed from the start to attract internet trolls from one end and propaganda ministries from the other. What could possibly go wrong?

      You'll finally notice that the US does have "propaganda ministries", and they will show us their best trolls?

    19. Re:This won't end well by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      So we have a service designed from the start to attract internet trolls from one end and propaganda ministries from the other. What could possibly go wrong?

      Oh, nothing could ever go wrong - after all, there's an automated translator! People who can talk to each other never fight after all.

    20. Re:This won't end well by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      [...] now that you've been registered here at Slashdot for a whole month, has your user name and sig brought a lot of new members to your "third position" political party, or have most slashdotters already realized that "third position" are really just nazis without the cool uniforms?

      I checked it out, your Holiness. Seems that you're right--just the typical racist/nativist bullshit that the far right has been spouting for years. It's nothing but thinly veiled fascism, not a "real" choice at all.

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      This ain't rocket surgery.
    21. Re:This won't end well by irishdaze · · Score: 1

      the real world is going to interfere with the execution.

      Too bad the real world has't managed to interfere with Arab exectutions before now, eh?

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      -- Dedicated Cthulhu cultist since 1982 A.C.E.
    22. Re:This won't end well by irishdaze · · Score: 1

      "[R]esearching" Arab vs Western World cross-cultural problems by "getting to know an Arab" (in person) would be more effective than talking to one online? How?

      As far as I can see, either method of dissecting cross-cultural issues is like looking at a random black or white person on the bus and asking, "Why don't blacks and whites get along in the US?"

      Valuable research data is not apocryphal.

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      -- Dedicated Cthulhu cultist since 1982 A.C.E.
    23. Re:This won't end well by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Valuable research data is not apocryphal.

      I think the word you are looking for is 'anecdotal.' Although, valuable research data is also not apocryphal, I don't see how that is relevant to the rest of your post.

    24. Re:This won't end well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Si!, perra! de todos los sitios tenia que encontrarte aqui. Haras gran pinyata de mis compadres

    25. Re:This won't end well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is wrong with that? Those sections quoted sound like excellent ideas that should be implemented immediately! Why is it that most of Western Civilization wants to destroy itself with unchecked, illegal importation of poverty?

    26. Re:This won't end well by Xest · · Score: 1

      I like how they're worried about the decline of European-Americans and want to restore the identity and culture of their homeland.

      I wonder if they realise that those two goals completely contradict each other seeing as European-Americans are not native Americans?

    27. Re:This won't end well by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      You have to fail several time in order to succeed. I am happy that someone began to fail. Ultimately, all successful discussion boards will end up with a slashdot style karma moderation.

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      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    28. Re:This won't end well by irishdaze · · Score: 1

      I think the word you are looking for is 'anecdotal.'

      You are correct, and I'm not at all sure why "apocryphal" made sense to me at the time.

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      -- Dedicated Cthulhu cultist since 1982 A.C.E.
    29. Re:This won't end well by vxice · · Score: 1

      I also suggested that you look into the history of the cross cultural issue. Terrorists don't simply hate our freedoms, they have many concerns some grounded in reality and some not so. The main issue is that the land of modern day Israel was 90% Arab until the early 1900s. The accusations of Mossad involvement in the recent Dubai assassination is not the ravings of a deranged racist, while there is little evidence available currently, Israel has assassinated many Palestinians in the past for political reasons. Demolition of homes of the family, who themselves are only guilty of being related, of suicide bombers definition collective punishment which is illegal under international law happens frequently. Blockade of Gaza after the Hamas political victory, little to no serious claims of voter fraud, is not supporting democracy like the United States claims it is doing but suppressing all but the democracy we like thus denying the right to self determination as well as collective punishment and degrading their right to elect their own leaders. That blockade has only recently been loosened slightly. All this while Israel receives billions in direct unconditional military aid from the U.S. amounting to 20% of its military budget a relationship which in fact is unique due to the fact that Israel can spend 26% of our military aid on domestic military expenditure, 100% must be spent on the U.S. arms industry for every other receiver of U.S. aid. There are many more grievances that can be listed but getting to know an Arab lets them be a person, which is a lot easier to forget when they are just words on a screen.

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      every anarchist is a baffled dictator. Benito_Mussolini
  6. What's next? by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Arabic numerals?

    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amusingly, Arabic actually has its own numerals that aren't western "arabic" numerals.

    2. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian numerals! The Arabs found the idea in India, rebranded it and sold it as there own.
      Now you know where Bill Gates and Steve Jobs stole their idea for stealing ideas from.

  7. Babelfish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Apparently they haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" on the side effects of the Babelfish.

    Good luck, though.

  8. I'm not sure the language barrier is the main one by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Among Arabic speakers who have access to the internet in the first place, the proportion who know at least basic English is quite high. There are plenty of barriers to understanding and agreement, but I'm not sure I would rate a literal inability to communicate as the main one.

  9. Arabroulette? by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to try out ArabRoulette and see what I get!

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    - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    1. Re:Arabroulette? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to try out ArabRoulette and see what I get!

      I am more interested in what happens if the Arabs find chatroulette.

    2. Re:Arabroulette? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I can't wait to try out ArabRoulette and see what I get!

      I am more interested in what happens if the Arabs find chatroulette.

      I imagine that in the confusion 4chan will wind up trolling itself and the entire Internet will collapse into a massive meme black hole such that after society rebuilds, a new era will dawn in which all art depicts humans fleeing from demonic Ethernet cables.

  10. Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to play FFXI and found their system of guided translation to work reasonably well. Several times I was in Japanese parties, or had a Japanese in my party and we were capable of communicating about 80% of what we wanted to. It generally produced less garbled messages than I have seen from sites like babel fish, though that may have been affected by the limited topics of discussion in an MMO.

    1. Re:Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (| Polearm |) (| Jerkin |) (| I'm playing solo right now |)

    2. Re:Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could you possibly tell whether you had communicated anything at all?

    3. Re:Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? by PenisLands · · Score: 1

      That might also be because the Japanese (or you) were careful with the language you fed to the autotranslator. You (or the Japanese) probably simplified your language so that it would translate properly.

    4. Re:Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? by madpansy · · Score: 1

      IIRC, FFXI doesn't have a true auto translate feature. It has a list of common terms and phrases that you can select or enter in a tab-complete fashion that would display in the native language for each player.

    5. Re:Something similar to autotranslate in FFXI? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Did they cast the heal spell? Did they whack the mob?

  11. You have new followers! by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thanks for joining our site... you're now being followed by:

    @CIA
    @FBI
    @DARPA
    @OsamaBL

    1. Re:You have new followers! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Does that includes a nifty little system tray agent app too? It's friendly! Trust us.... *evil grin*

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  12. Online Diplomacy by Saishuuheiki · · Score: 1

    I have to say, from my experience in forums and online games, diplomacy is not a strong point in internet users...or even attempted by said group

  13. Ecological Ramifications by flyneye · · Score: 4, Funny

    It could be considered a "Green" site. The flames from the forum could heat several countries, thus saving the need for petrochemical or electric heating.

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    1. Re:Ecological Ramifications by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The flames from the forum could heat several countries, thus saving the need for petrochemical or electric heating.

      In order to fill so much need they're going to need a lot of servers and other equipment...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Ecological Ramifications by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Not a problem, http://www.otherpower.com/otherpower_wind.shtml or http://www.otherpower.com/otherpower_solar.html or http://www.otherpower.com/otherpower_hydro.html should do the trick. Let's face it, web providers are D.I.Y. geeks at heart and further,the heat from flame wars could be chimneyed and harnessed to a generator as well.

      It's all good.

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      *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
  14. How do you say... by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    "We have no word for GOD in our language, but we have a word for DOG."?

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    Where are we going and why are we in a handbasket?
    1. Re:How do you say... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      You don't. You can't express that first sentence if you don't have a word for its object.

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      After all, I am strangely colored.
    2. Re:How do you say... by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      We never utter the phrase, "There's no word for it in English." in English. When we find a culture that has a concept for which no word currently exists in Engilsh, we say, "well, what's your word for it." Then we hit their language with a sack of potatoes and run off with the word. Sometimes the assault is more violent than than that, sometimes the exchange is far too friendly to be described in polite company, but by hook or by crook, there is no concept which cannot be expressed in English. At least, not for any length of time.

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  15. A great boon to trolls by qwijibo · · Score: 1

    Now all of the trolls who only speak english will be able to harass other cultures around the world. Thank someone for that miracle.

  16. You Forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    @GOOGLE

    Yours In Astakhan,
    K. Trout

  17. Good, if it's accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great, so maybe now Arabs will see what their leaders say in English to the Western press, which is completely different from what they say to their own people.

    Arab leader in Arabic: "Kill all non-believers, destroy the Great Satan (USA) and the Little Satan (Israel)"

    Arab leaders in English to the press: "We just want to live in peace and harmony"

    Western press: "Arab leaders: just want to live in peace and harmony"

    1. Re:Good, if it's accurate by InEnacWeTrust · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Great, so maybe now Arabs will see what their leaders say in English to the Western press, which is completely different from what they say to their own people.

      And maybe now westerners will see what their leaders say in Arab to the arab press, (blah blah blah ...)

      English leader in english: They must surrender to our way of life and forget all about their culture ! CRUSAAAAADE !

      English leader in Arab: please keep bombing our cities so that we can keep our people in control through fear. Oh and don't forget to set the price of oil high enough so that they stay too poor to be educated.

      Arab press : "English leaders use double speech" (-- yeah, THEY make the effort to learn foreign languages).

    2. Re:Good, if it's accurate by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0, Troll

      American: Why you blow up our NYC?
      Arabian: Something something Israel.

    3. Re:Good, if it's accurate by basse · · Score: 1, Informative

      And this prejudiced comment gets modded "Insightful"? I would have understood "funny", even though I don't think it is, but absolutely not insightful.

    4. Re:Good, if it's accurate by InEnacWeTrust · · Score: 1

      And this prejudiced comment gets modded "Insightful"? I would have understood "funny", even though I don't think it is, but absolutely not insightful.

      That's the beauty of managing a country-centric website. You would like to believe it's pretty much international, untouched by national bias...

    5. Re:Good, if it's accurate by Brannon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Completely absurd. In what ways have Americans told Arabs to surrender to their way of life?

    6. Re:Good, if it's accurate by twidarkling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you look past any prejudice, it's actually damned insightful. Remember the media blockage that was overcome by fucking TWITTER of all things? Being able to find the discrepancy between what you're told by your government and what your government is telling other countries is major.

      Of course, the trick will be keeping the site from being blacklisted so hard that its servers implode.

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    7. Re:Good, if it's accurate by InEnacWeTrust · · Score: 0

      Most parts of middle east have had feodal structure for thousands of years. Yes, thousands. long before these religions were born. That means kings, chiefs, lords, ... yet, when they get conquered, they're told to build a democracy which they are not culturally prepared to. Then they're told that the most extremist aspect of their religion is a bad thing that must be erased (as much as I'd like to, I don't think we'll see someone telling a US extremist to forget about creationism).

    8. Re:Good, if it's accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are jocking right?

      You do realize that AlQaedah leaders have university degrees and many have studied medicine and or trained in western countries. The anti US drive is so strong and gaining more momentum every year. Fundamentalism was being funded by oil producing countries fr like 50 yrs now and it became self sustaining. I assure you that fundamantalism and anti US movements related to Sunni Islam are still gaining momentum. Significant amounts of the Zakkat money (similar to donations but required by religion) goes to funding fundamentalist organizations that are the breeding ground for terrorist and extremest organizations.

    9. Re:Good, if it's accurate by majid_aldo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      who told you arab leaders are representative of arabs?

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    10. Re:Good, if it's accurate by kryptKnight · · Score: 1

      Uh, citation needed? Are the moderators really confused today, or have "troll" and "insightful" become synonyms without me noticing?

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    11. Re:Good, if it's accurate by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much the whole point of the Taliban.

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    12. Re:Good, if it's accurate by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      You've been modded insightful, but that just means the mods are as ignorant as you. Honor killings? Sharia Law? Feudal social systems? I mean, I think those ways of life SHOULD be eradicated, but I'm not pretending to be tolerant of barbaric cultural practices. As for Islam itself, it's really only Wahabi Islam that I have a problem with (well, and some of the kookier Shia sects), but I have the same opinion of certain Evangelical Christian sects (and Scientology, whatever Shinto sect committed the sarin nerve gas attacks in Tokyo, and a few others I can't think of at the moment).

      Any cultural practice that denies the rights of the individual to self-determination on any grounds is barbaric, and should be eradicated (yes, the irony is obvious to me--but it's not hypocrisy for reasons that are too subtle to be obvious in English).

    13. Re:Good, if it's accurate by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      Arab leader in Arabic: "Kill all non-believers, destroy the Great Satan (USA) and the Little Satan (Israel)"

      So, outside of the fringe, religious nutjobs, when have Arab leaders actually called out to destroy non-believers, the US, and Israel? Because I'm sure if I dig around hard enough, I can find religious nutjobs here in the West that have called on the destruction of all of those awful foreigners. Should I consider them to be mainstream and popular as well? What's your definition of an Arab leader anyway?

      Actually, looking at your comment and reading through the various misconceptions posted here on /., this website would be a great idea for everyone. If everyone in the West truly believes that the Arab world simply exists to chant "Death to the Great Satan, Death to the Little Satan", then perhaps the lack of cultural awareness is more prevalent here in the West than it is over there.

  18. all will be well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    until "I think your people are misunderstood in America" is mistranslated to "I think we should invade your country."

    seriously, computer translations are not gonna cut it....

  19. And so began WWIII... by jeko · · Score: 1

    ...when their men spoke directly to our women. In a blinding display, the new "51% Voting Block" party was formed, the Constitution amended to allow the foreign-born to become president, President Obama impeached and thrown from office, and New Zealand actress Lucy Lawless voted in as president.

    The nukes were launched less than five minutes later.

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    1. Re:And so began WWIII... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      the new "51% Voting Block" party was formed, the Constitution amended to allow the foreign-born to become president, President Obama impeached and thrown from office

      I thought I knew where you were going, but then you turned 180% on me.

  20. Re:My nipples explode with delight by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    And now for something completely different...

    Today on Slashdot a gaggle of humorless retards were given mod points which they then used to demonstrate their complete ignorance of the Hungarian language.

    Oh wait... that's not different at all is it?

    Obligatory XKCD

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  21. trollcapolyse now! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    oh, dear, didn't they read that story about the babelfish?!!!

    4Chan's gonna cause WWIII with this.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  22. "all your base are belong to us" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can see that phrase coming up a lot.

  23. Scalability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the picture at the Wired article it says "Translated by Nouran" - Nouran is a female Arabic name. Does that mean they're relying on the mechanical turk method of translation? How is that going to scale?

  24. Good for Humanity - a nightmare for the MIC. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 0

    In the 80's I remember how people's diplomacy, grassroots peace movements, helped bring the end of the denuclearization of many European countries and eventually the end of the Cold War. It really scared backed by the CIA Military Industrial Complex. Samantha Smith, the American child peace ambassador was cowardly assassinated by the CIA but it was to late to turn back the tide. Threatened with the drastically reduced funding the MIC invented a new war - the never-ending War on Terror. Now the dark cloud of WWIII once again looms on the horizon. People here are in Russia are very scared of the USA but in our hearts we understand it is not the ordinary American workers and farmers who want to attack us with nuclear weapons. Just like in the 70s and 80s we collected packages of food and warm clothing for American homeless we again are ready to talk to the ordinary American men and women directly. If this technology is indeed able to break the language barrier between Americans and Arabs (and I hope between Americans and other cultures in the future) we may see people people from the USA, Iran, Syria, Israel and Palestine come together on the Internet forums and say an overwhelming NO! to their war mongering leaders.

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    1. Re:Good for Humanity - a nightmare for the MIC. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ^^^ This is your brain on propaganda.

    2. Re:Good for Humanity - a nightmare for the MIC. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

      So what nations exactly de-nuked? Britain? France? Holland? Not sure about the others as I frankly don't give a damn, but a lot of nato countries got tactical nukes.

      Most countries that did reduce the number of nukes did so simply because they are bloody expensive to maintain.

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      You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  25. Quoting something about not quoting something? by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Randall can tell people off for overquoting Python, but you don't get to quote Randall telling people off for overquoting Python without looking like the exact kind of person Randall is making fun of.

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    1. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by toastar · · Score: 1

      Wait... Are you saying XKCD Is the new monty python?

    2. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by treeves · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When your sig is a Python quote, you exclude yourself from eligibility to make pronouncements about when it is proper to chastize someone about making Python-quote-pronouncements. Wait, what?

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    3. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, see, at no point in its history did Monty Python suck. It's just been run in to the ground. XKCD has sucked *hard* for vast tracts of its history.

    4. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by spun · · Score: 1

      No, see, at no point in its history did Monty Python suck. It's just been run in to the ground. XKCD has sucked *hard* for vast tracts of its history.

      Such as when?

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    5. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No, see, at no point in its history did Monty Python suck.

      Somebody never saw The Meaning Of Life.

    6. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Python is the new monty XKCD.

    7. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      You wanted an intelligent comment? I'm sorry. You want your own blog, down the hall and to the left.

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    8. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Somebody must have had a humor-ectomy.

    9. Re:Quoting something about not quoting something? by spun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      As if I'd find an intelligent argument there...

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  26. I'd be more worried by Cryacin · · Score: 1

    That a simple sentence meant in the correct context and inflection in English gets translated and interpreted by some religious crazy over there who calls Jihad on my ass.

    e.g. The forcast says that it will be a bit warm in the desert today.

    I keeeeel you now!

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    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
  27. Thank the Teachers! by bdabautcb · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have been telling the war mongers for ten years that we need to learn arabic. Not redneck, arabic. Learn a language, learn a culture, learn more. Christians don't understand the Q'uaran because they don't speak arabic! I joined the islam american culture group and they sent me a beautiful quaran for free. Im not a muslim, but at least i am not so stupid as to dismiss their language and culture as stupid. It is in fact beautiful. They gave us such familiar things as our alphabet, the study of chemistry, and our world-view is more influenced by the middle- eastern history than can be imagined. I only hope that futting oil doesnt destroy that relationship to an irreparable condition before I can see it in person. I am only twenty five, I have been to the tip of south america, I have been in Europe, but If I die before I have a chance to spend at least one or two years in the arabic world I will die unfulfilled. So rich, so deep. In some instances, more rich, more deep than the consumerism in which I exist. Give me a light cotton robe, some people to talk to, and places to explore. I am an optomist, but also pragmatic. I have never been in a fight. I feel like if I had a chance to spend a year in Iran, perhaps travel all over the arabic world, I would only meet friends. My travels everywhere, I think everybody wants the same thing. Companionship, discussion, language, culture, food, risks, takings risks and realizing that your not that different. I think it would be great to speak arabic and travel in arabic speaking countries. I hear that the food is incredible, and the culture is so rich that it would make me cry realizing that my lost scandinavian farming culture had a similar richness that has been lost to western wealth. food and family isn't good enough. But I have hope. The asian kid from school of rock said "i'm not cool" lawrence. Lawrence is good at the piano. If this country has hope it is in our young people realizing that money does not equal wealth, rather wealth is happiness, and the only true way to achieve wealth is by having convictions, following them, and doing everything you can to show your worth. Showboating and rich is over. I am sick of watching priveleged US athletes showboating like war heroes because they did mundane details. We need to start giving them a dose of reality at a young age. When I see things happen like college athletes getting taken down for stealing, raping, and fighting, and not getting in trouble, and tech people getting in trouble for lying, cheating, and manipulating, I feel the same way. Where are the parents? Who are we holding accountable? Our leaders in business are not accountable. Our scientists are not accountable. Our politicians are not accountable. Our governments are not accountable. They have destroyed global wealth. The system is not working. Why not? What can we do to make it work?

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    1. Re:Thank the Teachers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which bits of their culture do you find particularly beautiful? Is it the beheading, the chopping off of hands and feet for minor crimes, or the stoning of women? Or perhaps it's just the endemic racism.

    2. Re:Thank the Teachers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the crazies are sure in full bloom today!

    3. Re:Thank the Teachers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every culture has its ugly side. The US executes, tortures, turns a blind eye to the rape of those jailed for minor crimes and treats women like whores. You can't find the beauty in a culture if you only ever look at the ugly side.

    4. Re:Thank the Teachers! by irishdaze · · Score: 1

      Remember during your year in Iran (if you get there) that they incarcerate and torture student-visa backpackers who get lost.

      Just saying.

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      -- Dedicated Cthulhu cultist since 1982 A.C.E.
    5. Re:Thank the Teachers! by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      Iran != Arab country. Very few Persians in Iran actually speak Arabic well.

    6. Re:Thank the Teachers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most the items in your list, in fact all except the executions, are against the US laws. But the (incomplete) list of barbaric things found in Mohammedan culture, above, are all mandated by Sharia law. No culture is perfect, but I'd prefer the Western culture, which at least strives to improve itself, against one based on frozen 7th century values any day.

  28. http://news.meedan.net// by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    database not connected, check your config file!

    WTF?

  29. Translate and Die by ittybad · · Score: 2, Informative
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    1. Re:Translate and Die by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Thank God for September 11!

      Hey, who would have thought Arabs don't have a monopoly on crazy stupid evangelical preachers?

    2. Re:Translate and Die by ovu · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Translate and Die by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Anyone who ever lived in Orange County. Jesus Christ that place is scary.

    4. Re:Translate and Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Translate and Die by pjpII · · Score: 1

      So that link you provide (modded informative?!) doesn't actually say anything about translations of the Quran - it's mostly about apostasy, which in the early years of Islam (during which those hadith were uttered) was politically equivalent to treason (which is often greeted with a death penalty around the world). In the early years of Islam, it really was Islam against the world, and the religious and political element were aligned such that all supporters of Muhammad were Muslim and vise-versa (plus or minus some civil wars). In modern society, the application of these hadith I think is questionable, but I'm not an Islamic studies scholar (just an Arabic Ph.D. student). There's also an image attached to the article that is just a judgment regarding apostasy rendered by the extremely conservative al-Azhar mosque, and has nothing to do with translation. Clearly non-Arabic readers would assume it does, which makes it rather sneaky.

      As for translating the Quran, that's not controversial at all - the idea is that you can't really get the same thing out of it by translation that you'd get out of it by reading it (and in fact, that's not the same as what you get out of it by reading the commentaries, which are long and voluminous). A translation by necessity is one particular person's interpretation of the text, so to impose your interpretation is in a sense to change the original text. I might add one persons READING of a text is necessarily an interpretation, but at least they can bring their intellect, background, etc to bear on the original text. If you read someone else's translation, the idea is that you're not reading the word of god, but rather the word of god filtered through someone else's lense. So if you get a Saudi Wahhabi translation, it might have a significantly different take on the text than a liberal western educated translator.

      With other texts, obviously, it's not quite as critical, and its often more accepted to translate hadiith (sayings of the prophet), and non-religious stuff has always been fair game - where do you think we get Greek philosophical works from? They were primarily translated out of Syrian and Greek by Arab translators, particularly under the Caliph al-Ma'muun.

  30. Douglas Adams, prophet savant by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I would have to agree. Giving the likes of 4chan a more direct communication mode to pretty much anyone could only lead to trouble....

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  31. Re:Listen.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lesson #2: Do not reply to trolls. That is all.

  32. gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /.ed

  33. Technically by presidenteloco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Such a paradoxical construction is called a quine, after the philosopher Willard Quine.
    One of his examples:
    "is not a sentence" is not a sentence.

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  34. Aready broken the barrier a long time ago: by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just go an play some online games. Preferably RPGs. Then you automatically come into contact with people from all over the world.
    Most of them speak English anyway. But often secondary languages like Spanish help too.
    And after a while, you will have them in your instant messenger, and talk about life and things.
    But I promise you, that it will be more interesting than talking to somebody on Slashdot. ^^

    Oh, and by the way:
    I wonder if you can already find someone with the name Achmet on that site, having his status set to (deceased) ;)

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    1. Re:Aready broken the barrier a long time ago: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why ? I feel fine !!!

  35. the server is dead. by enter+to+exit · · Score: 0

    They say they'll be back "within the hour". They also thank a bunch of websites for the "excellent" coverage (LoL).

    It's non-profit
    This type of service would be an excellent sponsorship candidate for google.org . Maybe they can get access to Meedan's translation service and incorparate it into google (if it's any good).

  36. Now we can listen to Akhmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I KiiiiiLL YOU!

  37. 5, Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay anecdotes! Is there no lie you can't help spread?

  38. end denuclearization, plant a nuke. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    helped bring the end of the denuclearization of many European countries...

    Ending denuclearization?!?!?! You mean renuclearization of European countries?

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  39. Dirka Dirka by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

    Great. Now we get to find out what Dirka Dirka really means.

    1. Re:Dirka Dirka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      first post?

  40. This will work like the recent speach at UC Irvine by HockeyPuck · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless there's a solid moderation system (like /., but then you could have moderators battling it out, which probably happens here, but I don't see it) you could end up with stuff like this.

    Recently at UC Irvine the Israeli Ambassador to the US, Michael Oren, had been invited to campus to speakabout Israeli-U.S. relations, but his lecture before about 500 people at the Student Center was interrupted 10 times by students denouncing Israel's treatment of Palestinians. Earlier that day, UCI's Muslim Student Union had issued a statement condemning the decision to invite a "public figure who represents a state that continues to break international and humanitarian law ... ."

    After the 10th interruption, the event deteriorated further as a large group of students walked out of the conference room to jeers - and, the protesters allege, threats - by Oren's supporters. Eight UCI students and three UC Riverside students were briefly detained in another room before being released, after Oren had finished his speech. A planned 30-minute question-and-answer session with Oren was scrapped.

    (follow up article at the UC Register)

  41. All I have to say is by TheSync · · Score: 1

    !

  42. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure. But how many native English speakers speak Arabic? You are making the assumption that the translation site is for the benefit of the Arabs but have you considered that it is actually more for you Westerners. We non-Westerners (I'm a Malaysian Muslim) have had a lot of exposure to your Western culture, values and language. In Malaysia, English is a compulsory subject at school but we certainly did not learn it for your benefit. After more than 30 years of life, I have not found much to be gained from your Western values, culture and your vapid mindless "entertainment" that my people are so fond of aping. Maybe it is you Westerners who should take the effort to learn about other cultures to avoid being so easily mind controlled by your politician's xenophobic propaganda. P.s. to those of you who are making anti-Iran jokes: the Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic, you dolt!

  43. Re:Just curious how does one say "Towel Head" in a by Conditioner · · Score: 1

    Towel is not a correct depiction of what they wear on ther heads, its more like a 'little sheet' wrapped around there heads.

  44. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ah, but you put forth a good counterexample as to why familiarity will not necessarily breed understanding. Despite many years of contact with foreign cultures, you still have a xenophobic, nationalist view of them, in which you see the foreign values as degenerate and unworthy, in contrast to your own culture's quality values.

  45. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

    Also if we are trying to show off our intellect we would say Iranians speak Persian not Farsi. Just like the Germans speak German not Deutsch.

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  46. Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another language for me to pimp Ron Paul! Weeeeeee

  47. Diplomacy!!! by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

    Not to sound to insulting but asking the average man or woman (including me) to understand the cultural complexities of diplomacy is as about as successful as teaching a goldfish the complexity of quantum string theory.

  48. Re:Just curious how does one say "Towel Head" in a by Snarf+You · · Score: 5, Funny

    Towel is not a correct depiction of what they wear on ther heads, its more like a 'little sheet' wrapped around there heads.

    Somehow I don't think they would enjoy being referred to as "little sheet heads" either.

  49. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by abuelos84 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The problem is that our (western) values ARE ACTUALLY pretty fucked up... I have to agree with the malayan on this one

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  50. Meh? by zawarski · · Score: 1

    Allahu Akbar?

    1. Re:Meh? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Dajjal FTW!

  51. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

    the Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic, you dolt!

    Correct, but most Muslims speak Arabic as a second language if it isn't their first, what with the Qu'ran being written in Arabic, and it being the language of the afterlife, etc.

  52. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It takes some time to learn to hate Americans, for example. And it takes even more time to place the blame for the American foreign policies correctly so as not needing to hate the whole culture and people. After that, and some actual visits to the country and exposure to the people after the anus has recovered from the cold hands of an enthusiastic border patrol, you might actually learn to love some aspects of America. When it comes to the issues related to something Americans feel threatening or hostile towards, it's like trying to form a meaningful friendship with a porcupine, though.
    Then again, nobody should try to find the core ideas of our western civilization from Hollywood entertainment alone. One might as well try to acquire an understanding of ancient Roman values from the porn scribbles of Pompeii.

  53. If it's anything like Craigslist political forums by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    then buy stock in mass jihad.

  54. New English/Arabic FPS Hopes To Pwn Some N00bs by dawnpatrol1623 · · Score: 1

    There already exists an online meeting place between (angry teenage) people in the US and (angry teenage) people in the Middle East. It's called CounterStrike--The main difference is that instead of discussing politics, you act them out by shooting one another.

    (For anyone who has played the HL2 mod Insurgency, you know what I mean. The English/Arabic ratio of players is about 2:1, and everyone takes turns yelling Allahu Akbar! and shooting each other with rocket launchers and M-16s and whatnot. Kind of fucked up, when you think about it, but it's also loads of fun.)

  55. Re:Linking something about not quoting something! by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    Randall can tell people off for overquoting Python, but you don't get to quote Randall telling people off for overquoting Python without looking like the exact kind of person Randall is making fun of.

    Hm, no, not buying it. Mindlessly prattling off Python quotes at any moderately viable opportunity does not equate to linking to a comic that explains why that is a bad thing. Randall made a good point and I think it's worth bearing in mind.

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  56. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P.s. to those of you who are making anti-Iran jokes: the Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic, you dolt!

    1) A lot of us know that Iranians speak Farsi, not Arabic.
    2) A lot of us know that Iranians are Persians, not Arabs.
    3) A lot of us know that Iranians hate being called Arabs.
    4) A lot of us are trying to piss some Iranians* off.
    5) So a lot of us say Arabic/Arab on purpose.

    *Some Iranians should not be construed to mean any of the Iranians who are currently protesting and demanding their rights via the Green Revolution. Those Iranians have my respect and best wishes. I'm even sympathetic towards Iranians who support the current regime but who abhor the violence used against the protesters.

  57. differences are HUGE by r00t · · Score: 1

    Assuming Arabic means Islam, and non-Arabic means either Christian or Atheist...

    Muslims believe they have a duty to kill somebody who leaves the faith. See the "Aposty in Islam" wikipedia article if you are clueless about this. There are a dozen countries where the government actually imposes the death penalty for leaving Islam.

    Seriously, WTF? How can any Christian or Atheist respect such an evil load of shit?

    Then there is the matter of democracy being considered immoral because it suggests that man can make laws. All law is found in the Koran (Sharia). How can you deal with a person who insists on such a thing? Separation of church and state ("give to Ceasar...") is a Christian idea.

    Christians and Atheists have a big problem. Demographics are tilting in favor of Islam, via both birth rate and conversions.

    Most Christians and most Atheists don't have the balls to respond to the violent Arab world. (possible exceptions: the Russians, the Chinese, and George W. Bush)

    1. Re:differences are HUGE by chilvence · · Score: 1

      Don't be a bedroom know-it-all. I'm a complete atheist heathen, and I wouldn't expect any of my Arab friends to kill me any more than I would expect the Queen to be a Robot Lizard from Outer Space. You have no idea how ludicrously simple minded you appear. And don't lump me together with Christians! They're just as much a buch of lunatics as the rest of the fundies. The only difference is the Christians have already gone through their murderous totalitarian faze in history (you know, crusades, conquistadors, roman empire...), and are all over it now, honest!

      Prick!

    2. Re:differences are HUGE by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Muslims believe they have a duty to kill somebody who leaves the faith. See the "Aposty in Islam" wikipedia article if you are clueless about this. There are a dozen countries where the government actually imposes the death penalty for leaving Islam.

      Seeing as how I married a girl from a muslim family, I'm pretty sure I know a hell of a lot more about Islam than you do and I can tell you right here that you are absolutely wrong. If the kind of extremist interpretations that you subscribe to were the norm, then not only would I be killed for marrying a muslim girl, she would be killed for marrying me. After nearly two decades we are both still alive and kicking and the kind of bullshit you preach hasn't even been considered by anyone in her extended family, all of whom get along with me just fine.

      What you are guilty of is the same thing the terrorists are: nit-picking and then exaggerating minor parts of the religion completely out of context of the rest of the religion in order to justify your psychosis. Its funny that that the extremists on both sides always focus on the same thing minor little things and then completely ignore the million other parts of the religion that contradict those whackadoodle interpretations.

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    3. Re:differences are HUGE by r00t · · Score: 1

      If you've never been Muslim, then you don't need to be killed unless you worship animals/idols or multiple gods.

      In theory, Muslims are even supposed to somewhat protect the Jews. (but the Jews must pay a special tax)

      Of course, your Arab friends could be plotting your death right now. They're friendly to lure you...

  58. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by r00t · · Score: 1

    After more than 30 years of life, I have not found much to be gained from your Western values, culture and your vapid mindless "entertainment" that my people are so fond of aping.

    Same here, and I'm a non-Muslim in the USA.

    Note that we are both on Slashdot. That could have something to do with it.

    I'll guess the people in your country who ape the vapid mindless entertainment are not Slashdot readers.

  59. only South Africa by r00t · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of others that were launch sites for the USA or USSR/Russia, but only South Africa really quit.

    BTW, Russia has something like 2x what the USA does. Any sort of disarmament needs to start with them, and they've been caught violating treaties numerous times.

  60. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    Which ones? Personal freedoms? Individualism? Independence? Secularism?

  61. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    After more than 30 years of life, I have not found much to be gained from your Western values, culture and your vapid mindless "entertainment" that my people are so fond of aping. Maybe it is you Westerners who should take the effort to learn about other cultures to avoid being so easily mind controlled by your politician's xenophobic propaganda.

    Sure, let's give it a try.

    30 seconds looking up information on the culture of Malaysia have found me this.

    So much for "xenophobic propaganda", eh?

    I guess I'll stick to my Western values of personal freedom, and respect for the freedom of other individuals to decide for themselves (but not to force their POV on others), thank you very much.

  62. If a Muslim can not quit... by r00t · · Score: 1

    Why am I supposed to respect an all-encompasing way of life (not a mere "religeon") that insists on killing people who quit?

    There are a dozen countries in which this is the law. If you are thought to have stopped being Muslim, the government will execute you.

    Elsewhere, it happens without official government sanction. It is considered every Muslim's duty to kill somebody who leaves. If a Muslim becomes Christian or Atheist, they will be killed. The MUST be killed.

    WTF? This is the ultimate disrespect for non-Muslims. Why in hell should I respect them? If anything, a bit of pre-emptive (before they ALL get nukes) self defense is in order.

    1. Re:If a Muslim can not quit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dare you to go on this new web site and call their deity a rude name.

  63. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    There's pros and cons in every culture, and many are more similar than you might think. Fun fact: Malaysia's population is 1/3 ethnic Chinese, but they're not considered real Malaysians by the pro-Malay policies of the ethnocentric government, which discriminates against them broadly. Sounds oddly familiar.

  64. This won't work (Arabs don't write in Arabic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem that no one seems to have picked up on is that Arabs don't actually SPEAK the same language. Written Modern Standard Arabic goes through translation sites OK, but not all the non-standard ways of writing Egyptian, Lebanese, Moroccan, Saudi, etc. Each of these "dialects" can be completely incomprehensible to other Arabs and could be considered a language unto themselves, except that they are not traditionally written. That's changed now that people go online to communicate with each other and have invented their own orthographies using Arabic script or Latin letters to represent sounds and words that don't exist in Standard Arabic.

    My two bits says that the translation engine will totally flop AR->EN

  65. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by BioSlayer · · Score: 1
    I think the main source of misunderstanding is that both parties come at each other high on preconceived ideas of what the other is all about, so we have these calling you barbarian, extreme or whatever and you call them names too which actually goes to the fulfillment of those political leaders high up the ladder from both sides...

    The political leaders sucked up already by initiating so many confrontations and doing nothing to diffuse potential ones, you guys wanna be fools and follow what they think you would just add nothing to the feud but more splitting and madness. Reach out to each other and you would find that the other one is not as dreadful as they are made to appear by those controlling our media and life for their own advantage.

    There are many out there who of course would benefit that an ongoing spell of hatred is so pronounced but if a proper communication is established between both sides the carpet would've been pulled from under these sly elements...

  66. Mars Attacks by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    ...what could possibly go wrong?

    I see American soldiers in Iraq carrying a machine connected to a loudspeaker. They speak American into the machine and it says loud, in Arab: "Don't be afraid. We are your friends!".

  67. Meedan by juggledean · · Score: 1

    The lameness " " (filter) prevents entering more Arabic here

  68. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that our (western) values ARE ACTUALLY pretty fucked up... I have to agree with the malayan on this one

    Which ones? Personal freedoms? Individualism? Independence? Secularism?

    Hedonism, greed... Not all of the values of current western civilization are good (despite Gorden Gekko).

  69. Re:Linking something about not quoting something! by spun · · Score: 1

    Sure, but in the comic, the Python quote isn't topical. Mine always are, which makes it okay according to the official Python Quoting Handbook.

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  70. Or dirty Jew, child of Satan? by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

    They must have fifty thousand ways to say that, considering how often it's said.

  71. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An excellent point, except for where you botched it. In English, the term Farsi is used to refer to a group of related dialects of which Persian (the name for standard Iranian dialect in English) is just one, and that the comparison to German vs. Deutsch is inappropriate in this context.

    Nice try with the linguistic pedantry. Don't feel bad, though - most Slashdotters hopelessly fuck up anything to do with language, or linguistics and its various subdisciplines.

  72. Thank you. by jeko · · Score: 1

    Nice to know I can still write a plot that keeps 'em guessing.

    I thought I knew where you were going, but then you turned 180% on me.

    That's pretty much every woman ever, ain't it? :-)

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  73. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not really true, in large part. In many parts of the Islamic world, it's common for people to learn to recite the Qu'ran from memory without really learning Arabic or understanding the meaning of what they're saying (they may get an interpretation of the suras, but that's more of a rough gloss and isn't comparable to actually understanding the language itself).

  74. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't say that hedonism and greed are values as such; they are just undesired side effects from the philosophy of freedom. However, there is no way you can rid of them without scrapping the whole thing altogether, and, in my opinion, the advantages of freedom outweigh all the negatives.

  75. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

    It's a pretty big stretch to assume gp was referring to a group of languages rather than a single one.

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  76. Re:I'm not sure the language barrier is the main o by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

    After more than 30 years of life, I have not found much to be gained from your Western values, culture and your vapid mindless "entertainment" that my people are so fond of aping.
    Except reading Slashdot, apparently...