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  1. Re:First Post! on Google Earth Recreates Ancient Rome · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never will you find a more perfect nexus of horrid punnery and sheer nerd-ism.

    Slashdot: you will never find a more wretched hive of nerds and punnery. We must be cautious. - Obi-Wan

  2. Re:Attention U.S.citizens on Microsoft Exploit Predictions Right 40% of Time · · Score: 1

    And vinegar is acceptable on salad only, not potatoes.

    What about potato salad?

    /British

  3. Is that a projector in your pocket... on The Pocket-Sized Projector Has Arrived · · Score: 1

    ... or are you just happy to see me?
    Seriously, though, are they coming to Europe?

  4. Re:Perfect /. story on Suit Claims Diebold Voting Machines Violate GPL · · Score: 1

    Or being banned from the G1.

  5. Perfect /. story on Suit Claims Diebold Voting Machines Violate GPL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, maybe if it was Microsoft Suit Claims Diebold Voting Machines Violate GPL.

  6. We will not stand for it. on Tea Task Force To Spy On Water Use at Work · · Score: 1

    Throw all the tea overboard, I say.

  7. Re:Tea or Death? on Experimental Magnetic Shield Against Cosmic Rays · · Score: 3, Interesting

    how well does tea steep in zero G

    I don't know, but you can drink it with chopsticks.

  8. Re-route the power? on Experimental Magnetic Shield Against Cosmic Rays · · Score: 1

    Swap those crystals round, Carter.

  9. Need a name for the phenomenon on Political Sites Scale Up For Election Traffic · · Score: 1

    So, they're trying to stop their sites getting ballotted? No? Anyone?
    I'll get my coat.

  10. The internet on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    What with everyone following the Election on blogs, Twitter, TV, Youtube, radio and so on, will the whole internet slow to a crawl when the results get announced?

  11. Re:The only service on Steam Cloud Launches This Week · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been burned by this sort of thing before.

    Scalded, surely?

  12. Let's all put in a dollar on ICANN Proposes New Way To Buy Top-Level Domains · · Score: 2, Funny

    so that we can have slashdot.dot

  13. First Post! on Finnish E-Voting System Loses 2% of Votes · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to post before, but it seems that Slashdot discarded the post.

  14. The video... on 1000-mph Car Planned · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Are you telling me I can dodge bullets?"
    "When you're ready, you'll be able to outdrive them."

  15. Open "source" hardware on Open Source Hardware, For Fun and For Profit · · Score: 1

    Is "open source hardware" an appropriate name? It does communicate the concept effectively, but it's not really the "source" of the hardware that's open, is it? "Open design harware", perhaps.

  16. 160 hours on Dutch Court Punishes Theft of Virtual Property · · Score: 1

    160 hours of unpaid work

    Surely it wouldn't have taken that long to actually get the items in-game?

  17. What Linux is worth on Fedora 9 Would Cost $10.8B To Build From Scratch · · Score: 1

    Fedora 9: $10.8B

    Linux Ecosystem: $25B

    Free Software: Priceless.

  18. Re:How it works on New Gadget Blocks 'Spam' Phone Calls · · Score: 1

    You've got a point. I suppose it depends on what kind of threshold you set. If they allowed you to accept all but the most-reported calls, perhaps you could find a setting to your liking. It might also be easier to implement this for a few phone calls from unique numbers a day, rather than for hundreds of emails.

  19. Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II on A Look At Successful Game Mods · · Score: 1

    Nearly the first PC game that I played was Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II. Apart from being immensly fun on local multiplayer (over a serial cable!), it was really easy to modify. IIRC, you just had to change a value in a human-readable text file to make a weapon fire a different projectile, or have a really short reload time. This, of course, meant that a huge number of mods were released. Although I didn't develop anything particularly advanced, it was fun to disguise myself as a crate and sneak up on my brother with a blaster modified to fire force lightning.
    Now that I think about it, that's probably why I started programming and web development as a hobby.

  20. The difficulty is on Honda Makes Motorcycle Talk To Oncoming Cars · · Score: 1

    It seems like the most important thing to get right with this project is the way of informing the drivers of danger. The article mentions a HUD, a display on the bike dashboard, and an audio warning. I'd be intersted to see how they manage to convey urgent information in a non-distracting way.
    Still, once that's overcome (maybe it has been already), it should be pretty useful.

  21. Re:What I want to know on X-Rays Emitted From Ordinary Scotch Tape · · Score: 1

    Hockey could be the slightly sensitive, slightly upper class young sidekick. He turned away from his privileged roots to a life of crimefighting after being brutally beaten in the shins by a bunch of youths with staplers.
    And what are their secret weaknesses? They're sensitive to high pressure.

  22. What I want to know on X-Rays Emitted From Ordinary Scotch Tape · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will this lead to a wave of new sticky-tape-related superheroes?

  23. Google Maps Link on A Look At Google's Newest Data Center · · Score: 5, Informative
  24. How it works on New Gadget Blocks 'Spam' Phone Calls · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So, basically, it has a local blacklist and whitelist. Except that

    In future, there are plans for the device to be able to download a list of blacklisted numbers from a central database, which can be dialled into via a modem inside the box.

    And this will be updated by the users. It might just work.
    I'm more impressed by the whole "virtual receptionist" aspect. That could be handy.

  25. Re:Telling Microsoft that Google are battling? on Microsoft, Google Battle Over Energy Efficiency · · Score: 1

    Is there some unwritten rule that you can't use 'and' in a headline?

    No, but imagine the extra power that storing, transferring and displaying those two extra characters uses. /. is just being green.