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  1. Re:You can't on Scientist Forced To Remove Earthquake Prediction · · Score: 5, Funny

    when someone who knows more than you about a certain topic warns you, listen!

    "How you can tell when you are in perilous times. That's when people go out of their way to listen to the advice of engineers." -- DOOM Novel 3 "Internal Sky" p. 70.

  2. Re:I have little to contribute on How Do I Provide a Workstation To Last 15 Years? · · Score: 1

    I believe people who says they have little to contribute, are sometimes the most reliable people to ask, because they consider more factors, yet are in no hurry to show off their knowledge.

    I admire your courage and humility, Mr Scrameustache. I really do.

  3. Re:Looking forward to more inflammatory articles on Data Center Raid About Unpaid Telco Fees · · Score: 1

    I think you misunderstood his meaning/intention. He wasn't poopoo-ing the importance of a reliable telephone in every home.

    He was merely replying to another guy ... by nitpicking and giving lame questions, thinking that his 'challenge' will push him 2 rungs up the ladder of intelligence.

  4. Re:Nah.. on Windows 95 Almost Autodetected Floppy Disks · · Score: 1

    Thank you for explanining, denzacar! I was actually making a joke, but I learn a lot from your experience too.

    Sounds like you do a lot of work related to warehousing, and have seen PC desktops/minitowers kept in dusty conditions.

  5. Re:I know the feeling. on Windows 95 Almost Autodetected Floppy Disks · · Score: 1

    It's better than the hard one, where you have to perform insane surgery and connect it directly to the guts within. (Ewww.)

  6. Re:And this is relevant because...? on Windows 95 Almost Autodetected Floppy Disks · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Overly Critical Guy. That's a good one. I just don't have your guts to say it out.

  7. Re:How often would THAT happen? on Windows 95 Almost Autodetected Floppy Disks · · Score: 1

    IMHE - floppy drives are on of those things you could salvage even from a case that was partially burned or submerged in water.

    In your humble experience, your casing was on fire, so you poured water on it?

  8. Rule 34 on Volunteers Simulate Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Rule 34.

  9. Re:Who says Reality TV is dead? on Volunteers Simulate Mission To Mars · · Score: 1

    Her name is Judith Lapierre.

  10. Re:Exactly, women love cute and adoreable. on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    I actually laughed. You so deserve humor points for this, regardless of your ID length.

  11. Re:Hmmm... I just .... on Managing Humans · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your kind explanation!

  12. Jedi landing policy on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 1

    The IIS doesn't have a big enough hanger ay for Qui-Gon's space vehicle.

    Sorry, please allow me to clarify that.

    The Jedis' landing policy is NOT to execute a standard automated VTOL procedure. Instead, they slam their vehicle onto the hanger floor, skid across in a great shower of sparks (preferably into the reception committee waiting there), wait till the vehicle rests to a stop, blow off the hatches, and jump right out doing a somersault while switching on the light sabers simultaneously.

    Thus, we need a large hanger bay to receive them, and preferably a committee of disposable beings.

  13. Re:Great a Trade War in Space on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 1

    The IIS doesn't have a big enough hanger bay for Qui-Gon's space vehicle. It also doesn't have an atmosphere-retaining force field, artificial gravity, or hanger bay crew.

    In short, the IIS doesn't meet minimum safety requirements to risk the lives of our valuable Jedi knights.

    Now back to my Trade Wars 2002 game...

  14. Re:Strike! on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 1

    There's 100,000 people willing to take their place.

  15. Re:In Soviet Space Station on Cold War Standoff Over ISS Toilet · · Score: 1

    It's refreshing to have such a public statement of defiance in the face of stupidity.

    Let's hope it doesn't affect the career opportunities of this brave man. Puppetmasters have been known to flare up at lesser provocations.

  16. Re:Hmmm... I just .... on Managing Humans · · Score: 1

    ... makes you look good, you recognize others for their efforts and you take responsibility for what you are responsible for.

    There was a discussion on Slashdot:
    Do Nice Engineers Finish Last In Tough Times? (Jan 20, 2009)

    In the linked TFA, the humane manager got canned, and the backstabbing manager got retained.

  17. Re:Here's how on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    Novell Netware for me. (Latest version: 6.5 SP8)
    It makes the computer hot faster than lighting the stove.

  18. Re:Exactly, women love cute and adoreable. on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    But, you'd have to wait for 7 years...

  19. Re:Exactly, women love cute and adoreable. on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    I'd seen a real life girl geek who runs PuTTy on her mobile phone (with a qwerty keypad). She SSHed into her home Linux server in front of me. She then regenerated new private/public RSA keys for some application. She also described to me how she used ipfilters to protect her home server.

    Unfortunately, she's already attached.

  20. Re:Obligatory Serious Answer on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, I'm envious of gays. They really pick up chicks so easily. I have never managed to picked one up before, hard as I've tried.

  21. Re:Microsoft Encarta on Huge German Donation Marks Wikipedia's Evolution · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it make sense for Microsoft, from a PR standpoint, to release its content under a public license, enabling Wikipedia to incorporate content it deems appropriate?

    I agree with you. Now if only we can solve these problems:

    1. Some materials may be licensed from elsewhere. (Cassius Corodes (1084513))
    2. Microsoft won't like the loss of control or copyright.

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    3. It will be quickly forgotten by the general public.
    4. It won't be noticed by the TV-watching public.
    5. People will underestimate how much work (and salary) went into it.

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    6. People can recompile the materials into a ad-supported website elsewhere. Free money!
    7. People can misrepresent, modify and degrade the work.
    8. The degraded work will be attributed erroneously to Microsoft.
  22. Re:A win on Huge German Donation Marks Wikipedia's Evolution · · Score: 1

    Ah... Doodie!
    (nsfw)

  23. Re:Really? on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    If they suspect you're gay at least that's disarming, and they'll figure it out eventually.

    And by then, they'll already be on the bed with you.

  24. Re:Here's how on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    We all do, but we all don't seem to attract women (except this guy)!

  25. Are you a hunk? on How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly? · · Score: 1

    I have a vivid mental image of you, a big bulky man with black leather jacket, seated at a fast food outlet table, alone, hunching over the tiny netbook, looking down on the screen intensely, and typing quickly. Is that correct?

    PhotoJim is correct: stickers will quickly convey another image of you. Or I'd suggest these words instead: "No, I will NOT fix your computer", or "Stare at me for 5 seconds, and you're DEAD".

    Another method is to change your posture slightly. Push the netbook away a bit, tilt your chin up slightly, and made a very slight nasty expression on your face. It's uncomfortable, but people are sensitive to body and face, and seeing you like that may just drive a little shiver down their spines.

    Anyway, how I envy you. I use my white 9" Eee (no pink in stock) outdoors almost everyday, and not a single woman (or man) has ever approached me.