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  1. Re:And yet it's still... on Intel Shows 48-Core x86 Processor · · Score: 1

    48 cores. Duuude.

  2. Re:Idle benchmarks on Intel Shows 48-Core x86 Processor · · Score: 1

    Not if you have one of them Dell laptops!

  3. Re:Java is a great *idea* on Service Oriented Architecture With Java · · Score: 1

    A thought: I just read that slashdot post about brain slicing. Maybe the parent was written by H.M.? (The "slicee") Notice how it gets weirder and weirder - slice by slice?

  4. Re:GA vs. Hillclimbing on Genetic Algorithm Helps Identify Criminals · · Score: 1

    After watching the simulation of six hillclimbers "breeding" for the fourth time the witness cried "Yes, it's him! It's him! Just get me out of here!"

  5. Re:What's genetic about that? on Genetic Algorithm Helps Identify Criminals · · Score: 1

    Indeed, the word genetic is generic!

  6. Re:Yet another excuse on India Hanging Up On 25 Million Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    So true. Makes you wonder why they're **really** doing it. Maybe there's some taxation stuff hidden somewhere in there?

  7. Re:Does this pass the "Evil" smell test? on Google Patent Reveals New Data Center Innovations · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it does pass the "evil" test with flying colors. In x years it becomes free for anyone to use, and besides who is to say that Google won't license this stuff for cheap (or free) down the road? It's not like they're charging an arm + leg for any of their other technologies as it is, and they're certainly not among the worst offenders when it comes to "patent trolling". I think it's a good faith green move on their part, and they're being sensible patenting it before somebody (possibly less scrupulous) does.

  8. Yes on Are Ad Servers Bogging Down the Web? · · Score: 1

    Considering advertising is what keeps many (most??) sites in business, if ads go away there would be a lot fewer sites to choose from. And consequently a lot less traffic. I'm all for the fast, empty Internet!

  9. related study on Colleges Struggling With the Digital Bathroom Wall · · Score: 1

    A related study has revealed that the most common phrase scribbled on the digital bathroom wall is "For a good time call NTP". Close runners up were enumerations of operating systems that blow, comments on head and tail etc.

  10. Re:futile struggle on Colleges Struggling With the Digital Bathroom Wall · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're ignoring the vandalism aspect: Anyone who scribbles on the digital bathroom wall deserves a digital swirly!

  11. Re:Mars origin on New Evidence For Ancient Life On Mars · · Score: 1

    Elementary: The scientists found an inscription in Martian on the meteorite. (By the way, it translates to "Dinosaurs - check. Coming up next: Bipeds."

  12. Re:Not to sound like an ass, but... on Haskell 2010 Announced · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The fact that union types can have no values explains a lot about Jimmy Hoffa.

  13. Re:Is it just me ? on Haskell 2010 Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    "recursive style" Definition: Curse. And then curse again.

  14. realization on Scientists Say a Dirty Child Is a Healthy Child · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is suddenly clear to me: My mother wanted me dead!

  15. Long live Newton! on New Theory of Gravity Decouples Space & Time · · Score: 1

    New theory my ass. Separation of time and space was the norm before Einstein came and confused the whole thing. Maybe it's a relatively new theory?

  16. roundtrips on IBM Smartphone Software Translates 11 Languages · · Score: 1

    The ultimate test for machine translation system is whether it can do roundtrip translations without information loss or distortion of meaning. When I was in school somebody had carved "Borra mig i bjornen - Drill me in the bear - Drilla mig pa baret" in the desk. It's quite funny if you're a teenager and speak Swedish.

  17. wtf on Writing For Video Game Genres · · Score: 1

    WTF is a "pseudo trilogy" anyway?

  18. Re:There's a nice formula to show the world won't on LHC Has First Collisions After Years of Waiting · · Score: 1

    Ha! I knew it! Those hadrons aren't so large after all!

  19. Re:Man... on Aging Nuclear Stockpile Good For Decades To Come · · Score: 1

    >The internet is way over-rated. You can do all those things you mention in WoW.

  20. Re:At least they patched it on MS Finds Security Flaw In Google Chrome Frame · · Score: 1

    Mr. Ballmer, is that you?

  21. Humbug! on Simple, Cost-Effective, Multiroom Audio? · · Score: 1

    When I was a lad we didn't have any of your fancy pants electronics. If we wanted cheap multiroom audio we tore down the drywall.

  22. Re:Gives a whole new meaning to... on Turning a Cell Phone Into a Microscope · · Score: 1

    and a whole new meaning when your physician says "call me in the morning".

  23. Darwin on Bad Driving May Have Genetic Basis · · Score: 1

    This is almost like a test case for Darwinian evolution: We have a gene that has a bad effect on it's carriers, and a mechanism ("horrid accident") that potentially removes that gene from the gene pool. So the over time the gene should disappear and everybody will be better drivers. The old joke about every American being an above-average driver will actually be reality.

  24. Re:But ... on New DoD Memo On Open Source Software · · Score: 1

    Most open source licenses (such as GPL) have little to do with copyright, and more to do with distribution. For example from a GPL perspective it matters less who holds the copy right of a product than the fact that anyone who makes modifications to the product has to license the modifications under the same license and make the source code available.

  25. foss on BSA Says 41% of Software On Personal Computers Is Pirated · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is a reflection on last-century business models? "Piracy" doesn't occur in the Open Source world - I don't hear Red Hat bitching about piracy, and their stock is doing just fine thank you. They see each distributed copy as increased market share. Maybe it's time for commercial software companies, music industry et al to look closely at their practices and not rely on the "blame pirates" mantra to work forever? (That is unless TFA really was about a ship load of CDs nabbed by Somalian fishermen, in which case they would have reason to bitch...)