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  1. Re:Preemptive military strike on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows Genuine Advantage has detected that you are running an unregistered version of windows. Your power supply has registered itself as a Travelling Wave Reactor. Your thirty day trial period has now expired, and your Travelling Wave Reactor will begin its self destruct sequence.
     
    Self destruct in
    15 minutes...
    6 days...
    30 seconds...

  2. Re:Forget TVs on New Chip Offers Virtual Windows Desktops, On TVs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excuse me sir, are you insinuating that Avatar was anything but pure original storytelling?

  3. Re:hmm on Details Emerge On Futurama's "Rebirth" (and Return) · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

  4. Re:Microsoft on What Free Antivirus Do You Install On Windows? · · Score: 1

    I would consider dictionary.com and its various cited sources fairly authoritative.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/virus

  5. Re:Oceans too on Complex Life Found Under 600 Feet of Antarctic Ice · · Score: 1

    I tend to find if the filter is yelling at you, it's time to look back at what you typed. Is it REALLY necessary to format your message the way you did?

  6. Re:HTML5 Video on Wikipedia's Assault On Patent-Encumbered Codecs · · Score: 1

    So .002 cents?

  7. Re:caveat on Scientists Demonstrate Mammalian Tissue Regeneration · · Score: 3, Funny

    there are logistical, economic and public relations issues with trying to keep hundreds of chimpanzees in order to punch holes in their ears.

    Ahh, high school...

  8. Re:real hackers don't dread on What Aspects of Open Source Projects Do You Avoid? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, but I tried that already. It was an incredible AI, so I assigned it the process of documenting my latest project. Unfortunately that was too unpleasant of a task for it, so now it's working on code to create PR docs. I guess I'll just see what it comes up with.

  9. Re:Similar languages on Google's Computing Power Refines Translation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its strange, when translated from Korean, all they say is Whoosh!

  10. Re:Is it a constant? on Cisco Introduces a 322 Tbit/sec. Router · · Score: 4, Funny

    First of all, +5 Funny to a post that's first 3 words were "In all seriousness"

    Second, Hard drives were getting close to being able to store a Library of Congress, but they keep storing those same hard drives in the Library of Congress.

  11. Re:It's *my* CPU you're using on Ars Technica Inveighs Against Ad Blocking · · Score: 1

    What I find funny is slashdot is one of the few sites I would be willing to put up with ads for, and they gave me a niftly little check box to turn them off.

  12. Re:Video Games on Some Newegg Customers Received Fake Intel Core i7s · · Score: 1

    I'm a customer (or I was in the past, or a potential customer)

    Well, which is it? There isn't much room for ambiguity.

  13. Re:As long as they don't use GVoice Tech. on YouTube Makes Captioning Available To All · · Score: 1

    Google Voice Voicemail Transcriptions! Now with Mad Gab embedded puzzles!

  14. Re:I hate when that happens on California Lake's Arsenic Hints At a Shadow Biosphere · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, as geobiologists it only seemed natural to host their projects on geocities.

  15. Re:Arsenic life forms? on California Lake's Arsenic Hints At a Shadow Biosphere · · Score: 4, Funny

    Super rodents? I don't believe in them.

  16. Re:Welcome to the future! on AU Internet Censorship Spells Bad News For Gamers · · Score: 1

    But that's just what the terrorists want us to think...

  17. Re:Pissed at Apple on How Banker Trojans Steal Millions Every Day · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear lullabud,
     
    Thank you for submitting iBotnet to the App Store. We’ve reviewed iBotnet and determined that we cannot post this version of your iPhone application to the App Store because it duplicates existing functionality of the iPhone and is in violation of Section 3.1.337 from the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement.
     
    If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iBotnet does not violate the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement, we encourage you to do so and resubmit it for review.
     
    Regards,
    iPhone Developer Program

  18. Re:FIFY on MySQL's Influence On the GPL · · Score: 1

    Gah, posting to fix mis-mod.

    I agree with parent. capitalizing SQL keywords helps you find the two quickly.

  19. Re:"Movie-Quality" on Real-Time, Movie-Quality CGI For Games · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It is like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal. In order to determine a particles position to a high degree of accuracy you merely need to do a shitty job measuring its velocity.

  20. Re:Update from Dr. McGinley, LMSD, 2010/02/19-10PM on FBI Probing PA School Webcam Spy Case · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not necessarily:
     
    n = 0
    n < 50
     
    I don't see any incongruencies there.

  21. Re:no analogue holes on 2010 — the Year AACS and HDMI Kill Off HD Component Video · · Score: 1

    Check his username.

  22. Re:Yeah, and Blackwater is now called Xe. on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 3, Funny

    Due to an unsuccessful rebrading, Xfinity will be rebrading themselves to !Xfinity, a name which they believe will boost their popularity tremendously in customer popularity and poor string sorting algorithms.

  23. Re:Thank god. on Toshiba Developing High-Density 1TB SSD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Research shows that by 2012, Toshiba will be delivering Solid State Drives with an information density of 0.1 LoC/(ps^3).

  24. Re:In before... on Astronauts Having Trouble With Tranquility Module · · Score: 1

    Metric is better than Fahrenheit, and USA should get on with the times. But Fahrenheit is more accurate. But Celsius can be just as accurate, if you take decimals into the play.

    I'm just waiting for everyone to realize the true superiority of Rankine. You don't have to settle! Want for something more: Rankine.

  25. Re:New tagline/category needed on Overzealous Enforcement Means Even Legit Music Blogs Deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You sir, do not understand Web x.0

    His blog was hosted in the Cloud! A super place where data is impervious to destruction and can never be lost!