I've been thinking about retrofitting an iPod into my ass.
No story here I'm afraid. The shape of the iPod Shuffle obviously supports this application by design. Apple has already told you what you can do with it.
already, we do more with our minds on a daily basis than humans of only a half-century ago.
You clearly weren't around half a century ago. I was.
You're full of the arrogance of the modern.
What's more I have spent some time living in ancient fashions, right down to the neolithic. The mind always fills itself to its capacity and just because your modern mind is blind to the stimuli and thought processes needed to survive and prosper in a neolithic world does not imply that those stimuli and thought processes do not exist.
He routed sleeping Hessians out of their beds in the middle of night after the regulars had marched off because he didn't have enough men to face them in the open field and then ran away before the regulars could hear about it and respond. ..in formation?
"That's what I was trying to do you fuckwad computer! But noooooooooo, you're, like, all BSODing on me and shit."
Who the hell are these people? I can simply tell them when people are going to get irritated by their computer, in advance.
Instead of builind a computer that senses you're irritated when your computer BSODs, wouldn't it be more to the point to build a computer that doesn't?
The man and his family has shown more support for worthwhile causes than I'm sure some small countries have.
Yes, well, I've just taken everything you had, so now I have more than you, but I gave some small fraction of it to charity, so that's alright then. You are scum because you aren't giving anything of what you don't have anymore to charity. To the almshouse with you where they might deign to bestow the charity of what was once yours upon you, derived from my own generosity.
You're welcome. I'm here to help you after all and will accept your Man of the Year Award with gracious humility.
Thoreau and Twain each had some rather pithy words for that sort of behavior.
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Linux's kernel may be flawed, but the GUI is perfect, right?
Goddam straight it is!
http://www.nongnu.org/ratpoison/
KFG
What kind of music do terrorists listen to??
Rage Against the Machine.
KFG
I don't want other people knowing that my most listened to album is Tom Dooley and Other Hits by The Kingston Trio.
Based on your preferences we here at kfg music services recommend:
Frank Proffitt; Folkways Records; Smithsonian Institute.
Why?:
Tom Dooly collected from Frank Proffitt.
Other people who listen to Tom Dooley wear underwear. If you don't you must be a weirdo.
Oh, and your wife is obviously having an affair with customer #197543432875 Just thought you should know.
Thank you for your patronage.
KFG
Cool! A combination mp3 player, nightlight and bagel warmer.
Just might be a market for that.
KFG
I've been thinking about retrofitting an iPod into my ass.
No story here I'm afraid. The shape of the iPod Shuffle obviously supports this application by design. Apple has already told you what you can do with it.
KFG
why-would-anyone-want-to-do-that
Because until now we did not have the technology to make a really big and unwieldy mp3 player?
I think I can beat this guy though. I'm going to figure out how to install an iPod in a full size tower case.
KFG
Where's the conspiracy here?
Wait for it, wait for it!
Is it a good thing that DHS is supporting open source?
They are not supporting open source. They are supporting commercial code which can be applied against open source code.
The open soure developers and their code base are left to go scratch.
KFG
Hope that it works.
And if it does you get a bonus point for every "extra" piece you have left over.
KFG
Afterall, sitting in front of a tube is sitting in front of a tube. I do that 8 hours a day. But I get big bucks for it.
But your kids hate you.
Congratulations. You're a "winner."
KFG
These are not men!
These are Devo!
KFG
already, we do more with our minds on a daily basis than humans of only a half-century ago.
You clearly weren't around half a century ago. I was.
You're full of the arrogance of the modern.
What's more I have spent some time living in ancient fashions, right down to the neolithic. The mind always fills itself to its capacity and just because your modern mind is blind to the stimuli and thought processes needed to survive and prosper in a neolithic world does not imply that those stimuli and thought processes do not exist.
How do you think we got to the modern world?
KFG
This entire essay is bunk. . .
You misspelled "llshit."
KFG
There's a huge difference between doing it by bicycle and doing it by Segway.
You recharge a bicycle with pizza and it's much faster.
KFG
What does this have to do lawyers?
One of them is still going to bill you for the time it would have taken him to do it without the automation.
KFG
Woooooooow, they're serving the "good" Kool-Aid and brownies at the recruitment centers these days, aren't they?
The "guerillas" (Viet Cong) were utterly defeated and destroyed by the end of 1968 (according to our military and their commander. Giap).
Dude, Giap wasn't Viet Cong, he was NVA, North Vietnamese regular army. You don't even know who the Viet Cong were, do you?
They were South Vietnamese.
KFG
He routed sleeping Hessians out of their beds in the middle of night after the regulars had marched off because he didn't have enough men to face them in the open field and then ran away before the regulars could hear about it and respond. . .in formation?
KFG
Which face are the executives speaking from this time?
The bottom one.
KFG
You don't. You explain it to their marketing dept.
KFG
The best sarcasm is informative.
KFG
"That's what I was trying to do you fuckwad computer! But noooooooooo, you're, like, all BSODing on me and shit."
Who the hell are these people? I can simply tell them when people are going to get irritated by their computer, in advance.
Instead of builind a computer that senses you're irritated when your computer BSODs, wouldn't it be more to the point to build a computer that doesn't?
KFG
You're like a woman.
But at least I am not a bigot.
KFG
If by "stupid" you mean "ethical," yes, I suppose I am, and glad to be.
KFG
Flamebait?
Dude, that's history.
KFG
The man and his family has shown more support for worthwhile causes than I'm sure some small countries have.
Yes, well, I've just taken everything you had, so now I have more than you, but I gave some small fraction of it to charity, so that's alright then. You are scum because you aren't giving anything of what you don't have anymore to charity. To the almshouse with you where they might deign to bestow the charity of what was once yours upon you, derived from my own generosity.
You're welcome. I'm here to help you after all and will accept your Man of the Year Award with gracious humility.
Thoreau and Twain each had some rather pithy words for that sort of behavior.
KFG
I think one got one for around $850 or so.
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And twice $800 is. .
KFG