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  1. Re:More Like: Inductive Coupling on Mouse Uses RFID Instead of Batteries · · Score: 1

    I didn't. I bought a keyboard.

    KFG

  2. Re:More Like: Inductive Coupling on Mouse Uses RFID Instead of Batteries · · Score: 1

    I've been here long enough to know that you'd be along shortly.

    KFG

  3. Re:More Like: Inductive Coupling on Mouse Uses RFID Instead of Batteries · · Score: 1

    Some of us are ambimousterous. It's the reason my cordless Logitech sits on the shelf and I use my corded, symetrical, Intellimouse. It allows me to mouse with my left hand while taking written notes with the right.

    If this mouse is not symetrical I won't be using it either.

    KFG

  4. Re:oh, and another thing before XP's ready on Windows Nearly Ready For Desktop Use · · Score: 1

    Ahhhh! Well, the problem with that is that the start button really is that stupid.

    KFG

  5. Re:Cop Flag on Intel Adds DRM to New Chips · · Score: 1

    . . .wrongful infringement of my rights

    How quaint.

    KFG

  6. Re:Great! on Intel Adds DRM to New Chips · · Score: 1

    I really think they should be commented.

    Seems to be going pretty well so far, yeah.

    So if you are in any way interested in the survival of something resembling . . . civilization. . .

    Well, actually, no, not particularly.

    KFG

  7. Re:Life, evolution, everything... on Titan Moon's Bright Hot Spot · · Score: 1

    With breasts.

    When the ad hits the back of the comic books I'll betcha the squid women outsell sea monkeys 100 to 1.

    KFG

  8. Re:What is True Enterprise ... on The Death of Licensed Enterprise Software? · · Score: 1

    Nah! Life just has a tendency to read more impressive than it really is.

    KFG

  9. Re:What is True Enterprise ... on The Death of Licensed Enterprise Software? · · Score: 1

    You don't run a business, do you?

    Yes, I do.

    Any business person can tell you that this is 100% wrong.

    No, they won't.

    You should only design your own software if 1. Your needs can't be filled by off-the-shelf stuff

    It almost never can be. The salesman may convince you that it can, but he is wrong, and quite possibly lying.

    2. There's some kind of value or competitive advantage to doing it yourself

    There almost always is. Being in control of your fate is one of them.

    3. You can afford it.

    I could afford it when I was a one man operation sleeping in the office and sitting on an orange crate. It cost me some thought. I like thinking. And. . .I couldn't afford not to write it.

    Unless you're a software company, software is just a tool like any others.

    Yes, I build some of my own tools and hardware as well, for many of the reasons you yourself list.

    You may as well have said that the only way to success in any business is to build your own trucks instead of simply bying them.

    Well, I've been known to build some of my own motor vehicles. I buy the engines, unless what I'm doing is designing engines (it happens). Building engines takes a massive amount of capital. That's why I don't write my own OS either. I download Linux and the attendant standard apps like text processors and spreadsheets.

    But all of my "enterprise" shit I write. I simply don't see how I can afford not to.

    For all the reasons you list.

    Which is why I converted to free software, as per the article.

    KFG

  10. Dear Mr, Glickman. . . on MPAA CEO Dan Glickman on the Broadcast Flag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Please stop whining and do try to figure out a way to create "content" that is worth my giving you money for in the first place.

    I shall not be attending showings of "The Longest Yard," nor shall I even watch it for free on broadcast television. Not because I have 'stolen' it from the Internet, but because it is a piece of shit that isn't worth wasting my time on, something that is far more valuable to me than giving you buck or five.

    If you wish me to watch it I must insist on getting my government scale billing rate of $350/hr, plus hazardous duty pay.

    I can use the money to buy Nero Wolfe, a cable television production, on DVD.

    KFG

  11. Re:Lack of Innovation on Outlook, Evolution and Kontact Side-by-Side · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Open Source projects are broader than KDE, Gnome and Mozilla.

    Get out and look around, what you see might surprise you, but then don't start bitching that it doesn't have the interface you're used to.

    In the meantime what the majority of users want is a Linux mirror of what they're already used to, not innovation.

    Innovation itself is highly overated anyway. What you really want is what works, tweak it only when real improvement results and otherwise leave it the bloody hell alone, but you can't keep a revenue stream of new sales to old customers going that way.

    KFG

  12. Re:Life, evolution, everything... on Titan Moon's Bright Hot Spot · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does it mean to Slashdot people?

    Really cool pets.

    KFG

  13. Re:What is sad on Chat Online with Cordless Phone · · Score: 3, Funny

    anyone this uber-nerdy surely would have nobody to call to talk to. . .

    Domino's.

    KFG

  14. Re:What I want to know... on Chat Online with Cordless Phone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    . . .what a Swede is doing in the Netherlands...

    Slumming

    KFG

  15. Re:A subtle distinction... on Scientific Research That Could Have Been Avoided · · Score: 1

    None of which are social issues.

    KFG

  16. Re:oh, and another thing before XP's ready on Windows Nearly Ready For Desktop Use · · Score: 1

    Obviously the "START" button comes from the world of consoles.

    Close, but no cigar. At the time of release of Windows 95 most people had never actually seen a game console, and it might surprise to learn that must people today have still never used one.

    The "start" button is an exrapolation from the device the computer most resembles to the average Joe and with which he is most commonly familiar:

    The Glass Teat. The idiot box.

    Television; less the game console.

    KFG

  17. Re:OOOOHHH PLEASE!!!! on Windows Nearly Ready For Desktop Use · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If, if, if. . .you have an UberGeek install and set it up for you. The average Joe can't install Windows either, but generally acquires his box pregeekilated.

    KFG

  18. Re:One thing's for sure... on Trans-Atlantic ID Card System · · Score: 1

    And if they're not careful we'll begin to suspect they are unamerican.

    KFG

  19. Re:Grok! on Extinct Wildflower Found In California · · Score: 1

    Yes, am familiar with the book, Mr. Valentine Michael Smith, the bet with L. Ron Hubbard and the whole schmegegy.

    KFG

  20. Re:No free pr0n on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    Given what I read about Catholic priests in the news, I am not sure I want them scanning my children.

    Yes, that was my very point. The use of same sex scanners is not what I would call a great comfort.

    Yeah, it's better than otherwise and all that, but perhaps better not to use the scanners at all. Mostly they're going catch granny trying to sneak a crochet hook on board so she doesn't go bored shitless on the flight. It's just going to cause a lot of legal trouble for people who actually aren't doing a damned thing wrong except getting on airplane these days.

    KFG

  21. Re:Whoa! on Extinct Wildflower Found In California · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'd say thats a bigger discovery.. a fly that looks like a bee!

    A bit late for that:

    Bee Fly

    You can tell it looks like a bee because it's fat and fuzzy, unlike the insect in the flower picture, but here's one that looks like a wasp:

    Wasp Fly

    Sorry, but science has already been there and done that.

    KFG

  22. Re:Can I see you naked please? on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    If you've got nothing to hide, may I see you naked?

    Sure, but you might want to see me with your eyes closed.

    KFG

  23. Re:Monty Python and the Mount Diablo Buckwheat on Extinct Wildflower Found In California · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Maybe it was just pinin' for the fjords.

    KFG

  24. Re:Grok! on Extinct Wildflower Found In California · · Score: 0

    Like, dude, grok was groked first by hippies, and I've got the sandles and beads to prove it. Keep on truckin'!

    KFG

  25. Re:No free pr0n on Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays · · Score: 1

    The operators of the scanners are only allowed to scan people of the same sex as themself.

    And just to be double safe only priests will be hired to scan the men.

    KFG