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Airport Screeners could see X-rated X-rays

AdamBomb writes "Think airport security is bad enough already? Well, the Department of Homeland Security is now planning on rolling out new machines that will allow screeners to actually see through clothing. Could be bad news, though privacy advocates are obviously fighting it."

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  1. Who wants to see everything? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Well, you'll see basically everything," said Bill Scannell, a privacy advocate and technology consultant. "It shows nipples. It shows the clear outline of genitals."

    It's time to get a job as an airport screener!

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    1. Re:Who wants to see everything? by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      For me, its more like:

      It's time to make that tin foil body armor I was promised by my parents I would never need.. whodve thunk?

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    2. Re:Who wants to see everything? by kristopher · · Score: 1

      Who wants to? Umm.. They do.

    3. Re:Who wants to see everything? by xor.pt · · Score: 1

      Ok now, anyone can tell me how this isn't going to work? There we are at the airport, and this hot chick goes by, are we really going to look for weapons, explosives, whatever, when we can see their nipples? Also... All you guys have been smiling at a chance of having that job, but how many of you would have to look away if you had to look all day at old ladies, guys, old guys, fat ladies, fat guys, ugly ladies, fat old and hairy guys(ahah you thought i was gona said ugly guys) and i i'll rest my case with 'pre ops'.

    4. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Rolman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "It shows nipples. It shows the clear outline of genitals."

      I personally don't care if it goes as far as to show nipples. It's already bad enough if it allows you to see through clothes that people specifically put on to cover body parts they're not willing to show in public.

      By that definition, I don't even want them to see through my watch. If they really want to have a look, let them come and ask me to take it off. They already do that with shoes, belts, jackets, hats and whatnot, what's the problem with that?

      I'm a frequent flyer and I'm already pissed with the current security measures. They should make those more efficient before thinking on implementing new equipment under the same, flawed policies.

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    5. Re:Who wants to see everything? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that trigger the metal detector?

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    6. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Phil1 · · Score: 1

      I expect there'll be someone ahead of you in the queue for that job....

      (adopt Quagmire voice)

      Huh...huh....huh.....alriiiight!

      Who's next? Oh no, uh, its a fat guy!

      Oh no, and here comes a chubby chick!

      Oh sweet Jesus, that woman is old!

      Hang on....here she comes....giggidy giggidy giggidy!! Alriiiiight!

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    7. Re:Who wants to see everything? by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      And the worst part is that someone thinks this is going to stop terrorism... My only answer to them is : "Yes, Prime Minister!"....

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    8. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I personally don't care if it goes as far as to show nipples. It's already bad enough if it allows you to see through clothes that people specifically put on to cover body parts they're not willing to show in public.

      Hey I'm hearin' ya! And this just after Mistress forked out those $$$ to buy the "metal-detector safe" chastity-belt for me! :/

    9. Re:Who wants to see everything? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Considering what idiots and wierdos they have working at those security check points makes me worried.

      Now I don't have a problem showing any of my private parts to doctors because:
      1) I know who they are,
      2)I know they are qualified
      3)I can go to a different doctor if I choose to.
      4)I trust that they are doing something to help me. And there is a big difference between that and the security guards at the airport, who probably hardly managed to finish highschool and are just overweight cops stuffed with doughnuts. Most of them creep my out already and I don't think they are doing something to help me. I would rather take my slim one in a million chances of being blown up rather then having to show myself naked to every security guard at every airport I fly through.

    10. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Tuqui · · Score: 1

      The next security step would be vaginal echography??

    11. Re:Who wants to see everything? by legoburner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They already have these at London's Heathrow as I recently had to go through one. Every Nth person in the line had to go through. They take you to a seperate are which is blocked off, make you lift up your arms and then move, facing three different directions. There was one operator and the screen was blocked off. The operator is always the gender of the person being scanned. Still I felt very offended for two reasons. First, even though it was enclosed it still made me feel exposed and my personal space violated, second, any questions I asked the operator with regards to their data storage, or if I could see the images that had been made were met with ignorance and my questions were ignored. However, turning down a scan you would probably get a strip search which would be even worse. I disliked airplane security checks before, but now it is incredibly annoying.

    12. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Builder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's people like you who let this happen.

      You say 'However, turning down a scan you would probably get a strip search'

      Did you ask what your options were, or did you meekly walk into the mmw radar unit ?

      As for the gender issue, how do you know the person looking at you naked is not gay? How do you know they are NOT getting a sexual kick from this ? How does that possibility make you feel?

      Before you stepped into this thing, did you find out what the long term and medium term effects of millimeter wave radar are ? Are you aware of any public studies that verify the safety of these scans on humans ?

      Or did you meekly go the way the shepherd told you to ?

      Furrfu!

    13. Re:Who wants to see everything? by RandomEcho · · Score: 1

      While they're at it they should work on the resolution. It's fine for those who want to see grainy blurs, but some of us need the full spectrum perve.

    14. Re:Who wants to see everything? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      It's already bad enough if it allows you to see through clothes that people specifically put on to cover body parts they're not willing to show in public

      This is only being seen as bad in the US because you guys have such an opressive anti nudity and sex culture. Just dump the religious right, lighten up a little and have fun with this.

      You know it's going to happen anyway.

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    15. Re:Who wants to see everything? by swight1701 · · Score: 1

      I don't know why this has been popping up in the news again. This technology was showcased at least a year ago (or more), and I remember destinctly that they had tweaked the software to hide the genitals, etc.

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    16. Re:Who wants to see everything? by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

      specifically put on to cover body parts they're not willing to show in public.

      Not willing to show? The law forces me to cover up the things I am willing to show.

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    17. Re:Who wants to see everything? by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It is not always a case of being meek, It is more of choosing the lesser of inconvenience. Air travel is stressful enough without having to annoy the security guards. So you say no. The chance they will go carry on then is very slim. You will most likely at least put aside so the so the guards manager can come in and determine the next step. That and the number of people behind you that you are inconveniencing who will be pissed off at you thus making your trip that much more miserable. Except for all this extra security in the airport. Why not make the door for the airplane pilot bullet proof and locked from the inside. That alone would have stopped 9-11. Secondly armed guards should be on all public plains in case of crazy guy trying to kill everyone. 3rd to improve security make the seats a little bigger and make sure the people who are traveling are comfortable so you get less of the crazy non-terrorest people who are so fed up about the trip they get violent.

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    18. Re:Who wants to see everything? by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 1

      Here in South Africa, if you manage to make the airport metal detector go off (I have a certain pair of shoes that does it every time), you will be subjected to a grope search. Of course, the security drone doing the grope search is the same sex as you. The same thing could be done for X-ray screeners, i.e. the women's screener is monitored by women and the men's by men.

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    19. Re:Who wants to see everything? by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      Um, the (conservative part of the) US is not alone in this regard. They are together with, among others, islamic countries.
      [Hey great! We finally found something they have in common :)]

    20. Re:Who wants to see everything? by periol · · Score: 1

      3rd to improve security make the seats a little bigger and make sure the people who are traveling are comfortable so you get less of the crazy non-terrorest people who are so fed up about the trip they get violent.

      translation: stop serving alcohol on planes and in airports

    21. Re:Who wants to see everything? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um, the (conservative part of the) US is not alone in this regard.

      Very true, and islamic extremists would have enormous difficulty infiltrating a culture which encouraged people to be naked in public. Perhaps somebody should start a political party based on a "Security through nudity" campaign.

      If you're worried about a backlash from the godly, just remind them we are all naked in god's eyes anyway.

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    22. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have long term and medium term effects of radar than those of being blown up or crashing into a building.

      Those kill.

      NO REPUTIBLE SOURCE WHATSOEVER has EVER alleged that airport screening has killed anyone.

      September 11, 2001 killed thousands.

      Thousands to zero, hard risk judgement that is.

      And as for the stupid comment about someone not wanting their "beautiful" wife or daughter being seen trhough their clothes - would he rather BURY his "beautiful" wife and daugther because they died in a terrorist attack?

      Ok, I was off base with that one. There would probably be nothing to bury.

      As for anyone, gay or not getting off on seeing me in a radar unit, I just don't care. Big deal. Actually I do care if they are distracted - not because I am sensitive. If I arrive alive is the damn point.

      If you are that paranoid or sensitive, DRIVE or stay home. Planes are targets. We are at war. We have to make some minor sacrifices. Back in World War II they dealt with gas rationing, FOOD rationing (we can't even imagine that nowadays) and unavailability of many consumer and luxury goods and recreation, but they took it in stride. While we whine about airport screeners!

      We are such a whinging nation of crybabies. The previous generations must be spinning in their graves. Home of the Brave? Not recently. We are afraid of grams of fat and carbs, slightly offensive sayings or posters (political correctness), milliliters of alcohol, and even the Sun! If all these things were as bad as we make them out of be everyone would be dying of disease and suicide before they reach 35.

      Back to airports:

      I had them do the shoe test on me when I last flew. Oh golly, I'm so damn oppressed!

      NOT!

      Let's save our time, energy and credibility on civil liberties issues on things like stopping the DMCA, software patents, and other overzealous intellectual "property" laws, and the failed War on (Some) Drugs.

      Not on legitimate efforts of the government to keep us safe.

      You talk about the Constitution? Read the Preamble. National Defense (we are at war) and General Welfare (not getting blown up or smashed into a building or crushed in a building) are legitimate goals of government.

      No (or ineffective) gov't = anarchy. Read Lord of the Flies or look at the undeveloped (not developing, UNDEVELOPED and stagnating, yeah I said it) world to see what that is like.

      Look at Russia. People getting blown up and shot even in schools. Want that? If so, then go! You'll only have to deal with airport security one more time - think you can handle that?

      Before anyone says I am anti-liberties, check out my anti-DMCA posts and call for sanity in intellectual property laws.

      And why is this in Your Rights Online? An airport is not online (OK it might have WiFi but that ain't the point). If we want a general civil liberties category let's make one. And be sensible about it.

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    23. Re:Who wants to see everything? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Locking flight deck - I'm in favour.

      Armed guards on all flights - Not wise. Whilst bullets and planes don't have the hollywood crash and burn effect, there's still a lot of people in a small area.

      Bigger Seats - Nice idea. Go first class.

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    24. Re:Who wants to see everything? by databyss · · Score: 1

      The point is that the level that security is increased isn't matched by the level of privacy lost.

      If this technology would make it possible to never ever have another plane attacked again, then it might be worth the risk, but the fact is that you're getting a negligible gain in security and a massive loss of privacy.

      It's too easy to get around this system.

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    25. Re:Who wants to see everything? by TGK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why not make the door for the airplane pilot bullet proof and locked from the inside. That alone would have stopped 9-11

      You don't really think that do you? Seriously, there's traffic between the cockpit and the cabin all the time - so there has to be a communications link

      How many people that you really want flying an airplane would be able to handle the execution of dozens or (on large planes) hudreds of people? How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      Sure, it might be the best thing for the country to prevent the hijacking of a plane like that - but the country and any victims in question are far away and poorly defined in our minds. The little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood is right outside the door.

      I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane.

      This is hard stuff - and no simple solution is going to solve it.

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    26. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy, what I remember of that press release was that they'd tweaked the publicity photos, not the scanning software.

      If the software was good enough to selectively blur genitals, it would have good enough recognition capabilities that you wouldn't need to have a human monitoring the screen...

    27. Re:Who wants to see everything? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      You misspelt "rectal".

      This sounds inevitable given the way we are heading.

    28. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mce · · Score: 1

      I'm absolutely not at all in favour of these things either, but why does it matter what the security guard thinks, as long as he or she does not act in any way? Anybody you encounter anywhere can possibly have "naughty thoughts" triggered by you passing by. Do you hide in the closet 24/7 because of that?

    29. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only being seen as bad in the US because you guys have such an opressive anti nudity and sex culture.

      Whew. Glad it's only Americans...

    30. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USA is flying directly to the "Dark Ages".

    31. Re:Who wants to see everything? by stanmann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok, so you keep her from having her throat slit so that she can survive to die in burning horror as the Hijacker crashes the plane into a target of opportunity? How is this doing anyone a favor.

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    32. Re:Who wants to see everything? by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Cut your hair and get a job!

    33. Re:Who wants to see everything? by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      The needs of the many vs. the needs of the few. Sure any death is tragic. Any one death is VERY tragic due to these kind of circumstances where the killer wants to see your entire way of life ended. Lets be realistic here. They were five guys with box cutters. At some point if they keep killing people on the airplane there WILL be fighting back. It is the threat of death and maybe doing it once that shocks people into not fighting back. "Well I don't want that to be ME.". If they just kept killing people with their box cutters the inevitable would have become much more obvious to those on the flight with the hi-jackers.

      That said, you would be willing to let 300 people possibly live so someone could repeat 9-11? THe point is if the door can't be opened in the first place it greatly deters them from trying, and if they do the worst case scenario is the people in the cabin dying. MUCH better than hundreds upon hundreds and a disruption of our entire economy.

      We may not understand or comprehend the grisly realities you describe. Fortunately we don't have to. Its not something that is required to balance the choice of having a tamper proof/no entry from the outside cockpit door. I just don't see your point. The girl may be right outside the door, but there are thousands of those ready to be made if you open that cockpit door and you didn't have to. In this case we would sacrifice 300 to save 400. (All human lives being equal here). If some Islamic terrorists get control of another plane... EVER: take it out of the sky before firuging out what they intend to do.

      Jeremy

    34. Re:Who wants to see everything? by jallen02 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not a devout Christian at all and I can see through your comment at the end. God is considered the creator/ultimate father. Its not so embarassing to have an omnipotent type guy that created you see you naked as it is Joe Q Public down the street.

    35. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Theonewhois · · Score: 1

      So, I say this from the perspective of someone who's actually done research on TeraHertz Imaging, which is what this is. You really can't see that much. I've seen a number of pictures of people of a couple of different body types, and in none of them could you see anything remotely nipple-like. You could see the larger forms of genitals, but not especially well. Also, the imaging doesn't respond to visible colors, just densities, so everything's just sort of flat and grey. You look more or less like the silver surfer, and heck, he's a "kid's" comic book character.

      What you could see well were things like ceramic knives and explosives hidden under clothes that would otherwise be undetectable.

      And at least for me, I'd rather have this than a full pat down any day of the week.

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    36. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      What would be the effect of just eliminating the cockpit door altogether? Enlarge the cockpit area to include its own head and galley. Expand the flight crew to include the usual cockpit personnel (pilot, co, nav) plus 1, maybe 2, attendants. Then, physically isolate the cockpit from the rest of the plane. Have the flight crew board through a separate entrance.

      A hijacker might convince them to make an unscheduled landing, but without cockpit access, the plane cannot be turned into a weapon.

    37. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane.

      That's exactly the sort of person I'd want flying the plane. The only way to deal with the sort of atrocity you're talking about is objectively and dispassionately. It's heartless, it's horrible, and it's the only option that will ever work in extreme circumstances.

      This is hard stuff - and no simple solution is going to solve it.

      Such is life. All we can do is live it as best we can.

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    38. Re:Who wants to see everything? by brunogirin · · Score: 1

      Sounds nice until you get to screen a plane load of pensioners going on holidays to the carribean.

    39. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The N th person would mostly turn out to be an inncoent non-white person travelling to the west on businees. I am apalled at the racisism that is practised on the western airports (UK and USA) on the name of security.

    40. Re:Who wants to see everything? by EMN13 · · Score: 1

      Your comment is completely off base on multiple counts. Instead of merely ranting let's participate in a more rational, useful diologue...

      It's not a black and white question of life or death we're dealing with here. Increased airport screening doesn't actually increase your life expectancy very directly. It might (but might not) decrease the chance of attacks. However, that's not an easy game; society is large and there are a multitude of ways in which to be disruptive! Just because it's marginally harder to sneak certain items on a plane (and quite frankly checks are already quite thorough) doesn't magically prevent loss of life. These measures don't save thousands of lives, they shift some probabilities - perhaps - away from this particular means of death. Now isn't that great.

      However, you're far more likely to die of a heart attack than a terrorist attack. As it so happens, getting so worked up isn't going to help your chances with the first killer, and probably won't help very much with the second. Stressing out the entire country with this huge paranoia isn't the solution. It's not that he current administration's efforts to save their populace are illegitimate, rather, they're misguided. You may sneer at various mundane causes of death, and trumpet bravery; but bravery's place is in a real war in which war's violence is a great threat.

      Is your bravery going to help your neighbors?

      In our hollywood-ized, fast-action, 3-2-1 cut to commercials world it's no surprise terrorism, and fear thereof sells so well. It's a fast killer after all, and although slow killers are slightly more effective (Top 15 Leading Causes of Death in the U.S., 2001), they're just so boring.

      But please; let's not get carried away with this fast action addiction. In reality, you're more likely to kill yourself than you are to be killed by others.

      Quality of life is an important thing too. We should concentrate on building a nation on trust, comeraderie, and good sense instead of paranoia.

    41. Re:Who wants to see everything? by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

      Your locking doors wouldn't have prevented 9-11. The pilot would have opened the door at the first sign of trouble, because that was the accepted policy at the time. Cooperate with the hijackers, do whatever they want, just so long as you get the plane down safely on the ground somewhere. Then let the negotiating teams take over.

      Post 9-11, of course, all the rules have changed. Now the pilot is going to get off the hijacker alert as soon as he's aware that there is a problem, and from there it's out of his hands. A couple of Air Force jets will intercept the airplane, it'll be instructed to fly somewhere remote and land, and if it doesn't it'll be shot down.

      Armed guards - Brilliant. Do everything you can reasonably do to make sure that the passengers have no weapons, then put a few pistols on board. There's a reason that prison guards are unarmed.

      Bigger seats - Sure, airlines are making lots of money. They can easily afford to pull out a few rows of seats to accomodate the occasional nutcase who can't handle cramped conditions for a few hours. Like someone else said.. if you need more room, fly first class. Or don't fly.

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    42. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think any healthy person has anything to hide. But...

      For all those who've had major surgery, wear adult diapers, colostomy bags, have stomas, preoperative transexuals, hemaphrodites and other private matters of which they may not want their travelling companions or the minumum wage "security" guard at the airport to know about, I can see some good reason to be concerned about their privacy.

      Doctors take oaths and take patient privacy seriously. Airport security?

      And there's nothing to stop a suicidal nutcase from packing their chest cavity with explosives. Should this be a full x-ray?

      If this goes anywhere, I bet the company selling this junk has some relationship with a politician.

    43. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Cylix · · Score: 1

      They already have those armed guards...

      You just don't see them because they look like you and me.

      A friend of mine, who held a reasonably high military rank, now has his federal conceal and carry permit. When he flies /now/ he can be asked to sit in if they are short handed. Something about his previous rank, but all very interesting. I just thought it was neat he has a conceal and carry everywhere.

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    44. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      That and the number of people behind you that you are inconveniencing who will be pissed off at you thus making your trip that much more miserable.

      This is a GOOD thing. The more people that are pissed off about ridiculous security measures, the better. We've become a nation of sheep.

    45. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Oinos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why not make the door for the airplane pilot bullet proof and locked from the inside. That alone would have stopped 9-11

      You don't really think that do you? Seriously, there's traffic between the cockpit and the cabin all the time - so there has to be a communications link


      Call the El Al, Israel's national airline and ask them how it's been working out. All their planes have locked and bulletproof doors to the cockpit and plain clothes law enforcement on each flight. There have been many hijacking attempts, none have been successful. No "little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood."

    46. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be way too expensive to have an armed guard on every flight. What they should do is allow everyone to carry a gun, with bullets that won't penetrate the skin of the plane, that way if someone tries to hijack the plane he'll be dead long before he reaches the cockpit.

    47. Re:Who wants to see everything? by pohl · · Score: 3, Funny

      Moreover, it won't be long until pics of celebrities hit the web. There will probably be entire sites devoted to indexing them. Minnie Driver in Heathrow, J Lo in Newark...

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    48. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Apocros · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane."

      so you'd prefer to have someone willing and able to hold a razor to her throat to control the plane instead...?

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    49. Re:Who wants to see everything? by ferat · · Score: 2

      How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      Frankly, all of them. These days the options are a) let everyone on board (few hundred perhaps) die to prevent a hijacking or b) submit to the hijacking, let everyone on board die anyway, and possibly take a couple thousand other people out with you as well.

      Former is better than the latter. The only difference in the latter case is I wouldn't be alive to feel bad about it.

    50. Re:Who wants to see everything? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      If they really want to have a look, let them come and ask me to take it off. They already do that with shoes, belts, jackets, hats and whatnot, what's the problem with that? I'm a frequent flyer . . .

      What an odd reaction. A frequent flier who wants to spend yet more time dressing and undressing in airports!? In fact, this device sounds like it will make searches more efficient (i.e. faster) and more dignified (i.e. other passengers wouldn't see us as much as in a pat down and partial disrobing).

      That said, as a frequent flier, I prefer less security to either kind of search.

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    51. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahh, just tin foil underwear. Maybe cut the words "fuck you" out of the foil so it shows up on the x-ray screen. I'll make sure to add a big tin foil schlong also.

    52. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mungtor · · Score: 1

      It really isn't that hard. While you're playing the "won't somebody think of the children" angle pretty well, it just doesn't cut it.

      300 people on a plane or a couple of thousand on the ground is an ugly decision, but not a hard one at all.

    53. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I put on clothes to stay warm. I don't have anything you haven't already seen.

    54. Re:Who wants to see everything? by rxmd · · Score: 1
      What would be the effect of just eliminating the cockpit door altogether? Enlarge the cockpit area to include its own head and galley. Expand the flight crew to include the usual cockpit personnel (pilot, co, nav) plus 1, maybe 2, attendants. Then, physically isolate the cockpit from the rest of the plane. Have the flight crew board through a separate entrance.
      Then you'd have to make architectural changes to every single flight terminal in the world. Not counting that there are several good reasons why traffic between cockpit and cabin should be allowed (sick passengers and/or sick cockpit personnel being only two of them). The benefits of allowing traffic there far outweigh the risk, unless you're very paranoid.
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    55. Re:Who wants to see everything? by oren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not make the door for the airplane pilot bullet proof and locked from the inside... Secondly armed guards should be on all public plains in case of crazy guy trying to kill everyone.

      Funny, both these precautions are routine in El-Al flights. There was one El-Al hijacked plane. In 1968. Never since. And it has been tried, and foiled by these exact measures.

      That said...

      First, it costs.

      Having a few highly trained armed guards in each and every flight... this isn't cheap. Now imagine you are a commercial American airline. Who would pay for that? Locking the door to the cockpit only works as long as people on both side of the door are willing to die - or see others die - to keep it closed. Now, imagine that was a prequisite to being hired as air crew in a commercial Americal airline. Would you find enough employees? How much extra would you need to pay to those you do find?

      Second, security meausures in El-Al flights are even tighter than the new security routines in American flights since 9/11. The main difference is that El-Al security is free to focus on effectiveness as opposed to political correctness. This means that profiling is used heavily to achieve the same level of security with the minimal hassle.

      I believe that for legal reasons, American security is barred from only giving the 3rd degree treatment to an angry-looking 25 year old Arab-descent man who has spent several years in Afganistan with no family in the USA, while ignoring a 70-year old grandmother flying with her grandchildren back to their parents from Disney world. The current solution is to give everyone the 3rd degree - so you see the man, the grandmother and her grandsons taking off their shoes together so some poor soul can sniff them for explosives.

      In an Israeli airport, the grandmother would sail through security, while the man's luggage would go under a microscope while he is being thoroughly questioned to see if he really is what he claims to be. And before someone draws the racist card - when I flew from Athents to Israel in the late 70s, everyone went through the same 3rd degree, without any exceptions. And today, if you are a 25-year old WASP idealistic female who has spent the last 6 months volunteering in the occupied territories and is carrying some presents from her new found boyfriend there to his family back in Europe, she'd get the same 3rd degree. And it just might save her life, even if she's newly pregnant by him (what, you thought someone willing to blow up a plane full of innocent people would care? Guess again - this did happen).

      At any rate, anyone who complains about how harsh the new security checks is should read the enraged accounts of people who raised too many "suspect" flags in an Israeli airport. The reason the country puts up with it is because it works, and the public is indifferent to the hardship suffered by a negligible fraction of mostly foreign passengers. You have to admire the fact the American people put up with this "equal mistreatment". Good for you, really. I just wonder how long you can keep it up. It is a horribly inefficient way of going about it.

      I think it is great that once the Americans have been put in this awkward position, they are throwing technology (that is, money) at the problem. For example, see explosive sniffers are now standard, which saves a lot of "open your luggage, please". Having machines that see through clothes would be a great way to give everyone equal treatment while minimizing the hassle. As for privacy issues - even assuming the pictures are playboy-perfect (which they aren't), what exactly is the problem? Believe it or not, but we are all rather alike.

      I predict you wouldn't even see whoever is looking at the pictures (for an additional $0.02, it would be a "she" for women and a "he" for men - there, feel better?). They'd be off at some booth to the side, so all you will experience is "stand here for a second, please... bzzzz... thank you, move along, nothing to see here".

    56. Re:Who wants to see everything? by rxmd · · Score: 1

      Additional note: Even El Al, arguably the world's most paranoid airline, rejected this idea.

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    57. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Mazzie · · Score: 1

      and I remember destinctly that they had tweaked the software to hide the genitals

      Breaking News!

      Man hijacks plane with gun shaped like a penis. Congress to vote on bill banning penis shaped guns. NRA increases lobbying efforts.

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    58. Re:Who wants to see everything? by HaveNoMouth · · Score: 1
      How many people that you really want flying an airplane would be able to handle the execution of dozens or (on large planes) hudreds of people? How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      Pilots can control this kind of thing without opening the door. For example, they can depressurize the cabin. How easy would it be, do you think, for a terrorist to cut someone's throat while he's holding an oxygen mask up to his own face to keep from suffocating? How about if the plane is upside-down? I know commercial jetliners aren't rated for aerobatics, but a skilled pilot can roll a jetliner without overstressing it while still tumbling the passengers all over the cabin.

    59. Re:Who wants to see everything? by rssrss · · Score: 1


      You need to get out more. There is at least 95% of the population that you would not want to see naked.

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    60. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Fittysix · · Score: 1

      To add a 4th: The pilots should be able to release knockout gas into the cabin at any given time as necessary, i belive there are effective knockout gasses that pose no health risks, at the most only a few people would die(though even that is pretty unlikely, since and would-be hijacker knows an attempt wouldn't really go anywhere) and a bunch of very tired passengers with a headache.

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    61. Re:Who wants to see everything? by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      So, by your logic, if an 8 year old girl gets her throat sliced (btw, thanks for the disturbing imagery) while I'm flying a plane, I open the cockpit door and let the highjackers take over the plane, potentially killing everyone on board, not to mention hundreds or thousands on the ground? I'm sure fellow passengers would not stand around idly while some lunatics go on a killing spree (as evidenced by the heroics of the passengers on flight 93, though they had to deal with crazy people already in the cockpit). As tragic as the situation you present is, I would hope my pilot would continue flying the plane, no matter what goes on inside the cabin.

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    62. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mencik · · Score: 1

      How do you know they are NOT getting a sexual kick from this ?

      Hey, anyone that wants to get a thrill from looking at my body, more power too them. More likely the screeners will be grossed out more often than they get a thrill....

    63. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door
      That's why you have a SOLID BULKHEAD between the cabin and the cockpit, and give the cockpit a seperate entrance. It's impossible to coerce someone to open a door that does not exist.
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    64. Re:Who wants to see everything? by thuh+Freak · · Score: 1

      personally, i prefer the detached pilot to the naked searching. jetblue already has metal doors only unlockable from the pilot side

      i'm about to get calous. in the event of a hijack/terrorist attempt, i should hope that the pilot turns off all comm with the cabin, so he can't be influenced by the gutwrenching events that may ensue. b/c, when it comes down to it, at that point the terrorist has some gauranteed kills if they want them. those passengers are dead, and its very unfortunate. the pilot can't assume that complying with the terrorists is going to save that little girl's life. you can't negotiate with a terrorist, because it legitimizes them. when the crash the plane into a huge building, the little girl will be incinerated. by not giving in to any of the terrorists demands, we can land the plane and capture the criminal on the ground. he and his friends will go to jail for hundreds of years for killing a cabin full of unarmed passengers. you can't put a price on an individual life, but you can try to reduce a massive loss of life.

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    65. Re:Who wants to see everything? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Just put a solid bulkhead between the cockpit and the passenger cabin. The pilots would enter and leave the plane through a separate external door. Israeli airlines do this and it works very well.

      That's probably overkill, though. While you might be right about a simple locked door having prevented 9/11, I think the scenario you offer is a bit unrealistic now. Passengers will fight back.

      The only reason hijackers didn't get jumped in the past is because the passengers thought they had a reasonable chance of getting out of the situation alive if they cooperated.

      That changed after 9/11 -- heck, look what happened on the fourth 9/11 plane when the passengers heard about the other attacks and realized the hijackers planned to kill them all. The only reason they didn't survive was because the hijackers had already gotten into the cockpit and most likely deliberately crashed the plane rather than lose control.

      Bulkheads or no bulkheads, hijackers will never have that opportunity again. Passengers would immediately assume the worst and attack en masse since they would see nothing to lose.

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    66. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mesach · · Score: 1

      you open the door and you condem instantly condem every passenger on the plane to death.

      Whereas, if enough people muster the cajones, like they did in the one plane on 9/11 then the hijackers don't stand a chance, and you can continue en route. Get the remaining passengers safely to their destinations, and possibly save however many lives the terrorist had plan to kill with the plane.

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    67. Re:Who wants to see everything? by robertjw · · Score: 1

      It's time to get a job as an airport screener!

      Did you really think this through? Go to the airport and compare the number of beautiful people that you would really want to see naked to the number of truly ugly people that should never be seen naked by anyone.

      Keep your regular job and go to the strip club, content is better.

    68. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you assuming that the hijacker intends to crash the plane? Maybe he just wants to land in Cuba.

    69. Re:Who wants to see everything? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      My memory was slightly off. As another poster commented, El Al considered the bulkhead, but opted for the locked door.

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    70. Re:Who wants to see everything? by m50d · · Score: 1

      Lol. It's quite simple, the people who's job it is to do the scanning simply won't look at guys, fat people and old people, except when they have a supervisor watching (which will be pretty rare). They know terrorists aren't going to try anything, they're just sitting there because they're paid for it. When people looked at how London's new CCTV network was being used they found 80% of the cameras being watched was when there were couples behaving intimately there.

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    71. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you open the door and you condem instantly condem every passenger on the plane to death.
      Tell me... Out of the countless hijackings and attempted hijackings that have occurred in the history of aviation, how many of them were motivated by the intent to crash the plane? You REALLY need to get some perspective.
    72. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      > This is hard stuff - and no simple solution is going to solve it.

      Make airlines all pay tax of the copious quantaties of fuel they use thus raising the price of travelling thus making less flight thus less problems.

      Simple but effective!

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    73. Re:Who wants to see everything? by jskiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously, there's traffic between the cockpit and the cabin all the time - so there has to be a communications link

      There is. It's called an interphone.

      Right after 9/11, the prevailing policy for US airlines was to keep the cockpit door closed at all times. Shortly after, I noticed that pilots would come out of the flight deck (for necessities like using the lav), but when they did this:

      A) Two flight attendants would be standing in front of the flight deck door
      B) A galley trolley or similar would be placed perpendicular to the aisle, and
      C) Another flight attendant would enter the flight deck until the pilot returned.

      This was specifically on United, though Alaska was similar. Now, of course, it appears that flight deck security has become just as lax as it was pre-9/11.

      Sure, it might be the best thing for the country to prevent the hijacking of a plane like that - but the country and any victims in question are far away and poorly defined in our minds. The little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood is right outside the door

      Except that's what's expected now. Pre-9/11, pilots were trained to do whatever the hijacker asks if hijacked . Now, just about every airline's policy is to keep the door closed, and land the plane ASAP.

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    74. Re:Who wants to see everything? by earthman · · Score: 1
      As for the gender issue, how do you know the person looking at you naked is not gay? How do you know they are NOT getting a sexual kick from this ? How does that possibility make you feel?

      And how do they know that the person being scanned is not gay?

      I could imagine that for a gay person to be scanned by someone of the same sex is equivalent to a straight person being scanned by someone of the opposite sex.

      Perhaps they should just let the subject pick the person who will scan them... :-)
    75. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, so if the cabin is full of knockout gas, who's flying the plane?

    76. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      It's time to get a job as an airport screener!

      *Fat ugly guy enters*
      Ugly guy: OK officer. Where do I go thru?
      You: GAAAAHHH!!!!!

    77. Re:Who wants to see everything? by GSloop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice troll, BTW.

      Sure, I can stop every rapist too.

      Ok, sure, I get to violate the rights of a lot of other people, and lock up lots of innocent people, but I can stop every rapist.

      IMHO, Israel does the same thing, perhaps to a less extreme degree than my example.

      Problem is, we have a society that predicates itself on treating people equally. We don't (or at least our ideals/constitution say we shouldn't) single out particular individuals for "special" treatment, good or bad - unless we have reliable information that this specific individual poses a significant risk.

      Likewise, we'd rather let a few murderers go if getting every one of them requires locking up (or executing) innocent people too.

      Look how many false "confessions" there are. You think airport screening is any different?

      Issue is, that super invasive security measures at an airport will simply force those people to attack at another weak spot. You guys have done real well against the suicide bombers too huh? (Oh, I forgot, you are moving on and violating a whole lot of more people by putting up your "security" fence now...)

      So, with enough loss of rights, privacy and drag-netting a lot of innocent people I can stop all crime too. However, I'd really rather not exist in such a society. It's only a matter of time till you yourself become one of the "suspects" and life really sucks then.

      No thanks.

      This is the real reason we have a government/republic that's designed with inefficiencies that are supposed to guarantee equal treatment of all individuals. (And yes, I know full well it's not actually that well done in practice - and it anguishes me on a regular basis...)

      Cheers,
      Greg

    78. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      A locked cockpit door, proper screening for explosives and guns, and an official policy of having armed guards on "most flights" even if that is not actually true. Couple that with absolute discipline of the flight crew to alert the authorities and land the plane at the first sign of trouble no matter what is going on in the cabin.

      If you can keep guns off the plane, then hijackers armed only with knives have very little chance of controlling the plane or the passengers for very long. If they start killing people the passengers on a jumbo jet outnumber them 50 (or 100) to 1. They are not going to be able to maintain control over the passengers if they start stabbing people. Once the plane is on the ground, hijackers armed only with knives wouldn't even require a Swat team.

    79. Re:Who wants to see everything? by MagicBox · · Score: 1

      What a delicate topic. And how difficult it is to take sides. My one side says: I will allow no mother fucker to see the body of the 12 year old daughter naked. I'll fucking kill them.

      But then my other side says: There's no mother fucker in the world that will take the life of my 12 year old daughter and never let her get off that plane alive

      This needs an equation to see what the likelyhood of people dying from a terrorist attack on a plane is, and what the chances of having such an act averted if such a machine is installed.

      I fully have supported most of the security measures presented by the US government, but this one I think is taking it a little too far. I do not think we can use technology to defend terrorism. Terrorism is an ideology. I think the measures are becoming absurd.

      But with that said, if the government wins and the machines get installed there should be completely separate gender screening paths at the very least. There should be total privacy when people are getting screened. And no screening images should be allowed to be stored. This is getting messy

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    80. Re:Who wants to see everything? by jjoyce · · Score: 1
      How many people that you really want flying an airplane would be able to handle the execution of dozens or (on large planes) hudreds of people? How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      I totally disagree. Your post reeks of the sensationalized stuff we see on the news. There is nothing special about eight-year-old girls and the plane is probably going to be shot down if it's hijacked anyway. A pilot who is able to fly the plane in spite of everyone else on board being dead is valuable -- the plane can be landed rather than become a missile. This does not make such a pilot an insensitive person because (s)he would be preventing the loss of thousands of lives. This is why no one bargains with terrorists when they threaten beheadings. They're not going to be nice if you leave the cockpit door unlocked.

    81. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      I think other safety issues unrelated to terrorism would take precendent. What if there were a fire in the cockpit? What if the pilot has a heart attack? What if they ran out of peanuts? Ehmm.. Maybe not so much the last one, but you can see where I'm going with this.

    82. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many people of that part I don't want to look at.... excuse me while I go the bathroom to....

      But for you that are desparate, like most slashdotters, then I could understand. Some slashdotters are like saliors on deployment, they never get any.

    83. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 1

      The chances of anyone on a plane even getting to the point where they can make demands is now very slim. The second anyone on a plane starts doing funny stuff now, they get taken down.

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    84. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      No "little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood."

      As someone else pointed out, something very similar did happen in 1970. Except that rather than a little girl and her father, it was two flight attendents.

      Granted, the situation ended "well" in the sense that the hijacker was ultimately stopped by air marshals, but one could imagine a much worse situation. For example, there still aren't any air marshals on many (most?) US domestic flights. Adding reinforced doors to existing planes is costly and of dubious effectiveness for that reason.

      OTOH, I don't see any reason plane being built now shouldn't have a reinforced, lockable cockpit door. But these things don't happen overnight.

    85. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alcohol is one of the only ways some can fly. They either have this thing about heights or closed in spaces. It's either something thats widely available like that or the airliners would have to start stocking sedditives. I'd much prefer a drunk to a loonie that didn't get thier meds before boarding that goes for the door at cruising altitude.

    86. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      while ignoring a 70-year old grandmother flying with her grandchildren back to their parents from Disney world.

      In an Israeli airport, the grandmother would sail through security,


      Sounds like a loophole to me.

      Consider the grandmother who has had all of her children killed by the Israeli army and their home bulldozed. She is too old to work, her life and the lives of her grandchildren depended on the support of her now deceased kids. Without them, her grandchildren will probably end up on the Palestinian street and dead before they reach 20, she'll be dead in two years because she can no longer afford the treatment for her diabetes.

      They've got motive and with the help of Hamas they've got the means and enough false id to pass as jewish. They can sail right through those profile-based security checks carrying enough sarin in mickey-mouse thermoses to kill everyone on that plane in minutes.

      Profiling works by focusing your attention on people with certain characteristics and by necessity relaxes your attention on the people who don't fit the profile. As soon as your enemy figures out how to avoid your profile, his job gets 10x easier.

    87. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about naked children!!!

      Is there some child p0rn laws that prevent this from happening?

    88. Re:Who wants to see everything? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      It's time to get a job as an airport screener!

      You're just dying to get a peek at my junk aren't you?

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    89. Re:Who wants to see everything? by oren · · Score: 1

      Consider the grandmother who has had all of her children killed by the Israeli army and their home bulldozed... Sounds like a loophole to me.

      She wouldn't be traveling with her grandkids then, right? And at any rate, naturally the actual "flags" are much more complex than my crude examples.

      Besides, its hard to argue with success. It has been over 30 years now. Mayne, just maybe, they are doing something right?

    90. Re:Who wants to see everything? by oren · · Score: 1

      Nice troll, BTW.

      We try to please :-)

      Sure, I can stop every rapist too. Ok, sure, I get to violate the rights of a lot of other people, and lock up lots of innocent people, but I can stop every rapist.

      Good point. So I guess you are against using DNA testing to identify rapists as well? Luckily enough, people have more common sense than that.

      Problem is, we have a society that predicates itself on treating people equally.

      Like I said, that is very admirable. So you treat everyone boarding a plane as a suicidal fanatic armed mass murderer. Think about it for a second... and you'll see that in this case, any technological gizmo that makes such treatment less obnoxious is a blessing.

      Look how many false "confessions" there are. You think airport screening is any different?

      True. However, in the case of screening, all that happens is some hassle before you board. I'll remind you that:

      Richard Reid, who was to became infamous as the 'shoe bomber', was stopped by officials on an El Al flight three years ago and forced to sit beside an armed sky marshal because he was considered a security risk.

      I guess he was a "false positive" at that time. So what? He wasn't sent to jail or executed, he even got to fly. "False positive" in the case of, say, murder charges, is something else altogether.

      Issue is, that super invasive security measures at an airport will simply force those people to attack at another weak spot.

      True enough. For example, there have been attempts to shoot planes down with anti-aircraft missiles. Security against these sort of attacks is something else, and ultimately requires good intelligence.

      As to stopping all forms of terrorist attacks everywhere, for ever, well... Nice troll, and a whole separate discussion :-)

    91. Re:Who wants to see everything? by RichardX · · Score: 1

      September 11, 2001 killed thousands.
      Guess why it's referred to as "September 11th"?
      Because that's when it happened. The one time it happened. The only time it ever happened.

      There are far, far, far more deaths due to drunk drivers, car accidents, mechanical plane failures, drink, drugs, murders.. hell, how many US citizens are executed by the US government in prisons every year? Sure, they're criminals (at least, you hope so), but they're still US citizens

      Planes are targets. We are at war.
      Oh, please. Yeah. Terrorists are hijacking planes on a daily basis. Don't forget to put that polythene sheeting over your windows to stop the anthrax.

      Incidentally, unless you're referring to the "War on terror" (and let's hope that's a bit more successful than the "war on drugs"), you DO realise that the country you're currently at war with had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11, right?

      Also, consider that this kind of screening probably wouldn't have done a damn thing anyways. The 9/11 hijackers used box cutters, IIRC. I would guess they carried them in their carry-on luggage, as they would've set off the walk through metal detectors. And carry-on is already screened anyways.

      I'm all for improving security, but thus far I haven't seen much of that. I've just seen a lot of increased appearance-of-security, which doesn't really do anybody a lot of good, and causes a lot of hassle for the average flier.

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    92. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      She wouldn't be traveling with her grandkids then, right?

      Read more carefully.
      Her kids were adults with children.
      She and the grandkids were dependent on her kids' earnings to survive. They were killed, so the grandkids were orphaned and in a perverse sense, so was the grandmother.

      And at any rate, naturally the actual "flags" are much more complex than my crude examples.

      Flags are flags. They are chosen by humans and since humans are fallible there will, by definition, be holes. All it takes is for someone to find a hole and all the work becomes useless. The ironic thing is that profiling provides a feedback loop - with a large enough control population, all the enemy has to do is send enough people through and watch who gets flagged for interrogation and who doesn't. Do enough of that, and the criteria in use becomes readily apparent to the attacker.

      Besides, its hard to argue with success. It has been over 30 years now. Mayne, just maybe, they are doing something right?

      As another poster has already pointed out, all they've done is harden one point of vulnerability enough to make other points more attractive targets. Targets for which there have been and continue to be constant failure.

    93. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone know if the makers of these body scanners also have interests in composite fibres with x-ray diffraction properties?

    94. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Second_Infinity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's no crime to wear tin foil underwear, right?

    95. Re:Who wants to see everything? by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane.

      Well, I would want someone like that flying the plane. If the alternative is to give control of the plane to the hijackers, who then kill the flightcrew and drive the plane into a building ... I'll take my chances in the main cabin while the pilots put the plane on the ground ASAP. Then I hope that either those of us in the main cabin can overpower the hijackers and kill them in as painful manner as convenient, or that they die in a hail of SWAT bullets moments after landing.

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    96. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      How many people that you really want flying an airplane would be able to handle the execution of dozens or (on large planes) hudreds of people? How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      Not possible anymore. Unless the # of hijackers outnumber the passengers, they _will_ be dogpiled before they can kill very many people. Average people are pissed off enough/scared to risk great personal injury to stop someone from hijacking a plane.

      I don't care how good somebody is at hand-to-hand combat, or even if they smuggle in a pistol - if they're at the bottom of a ton of human meat, they ain't moving. And there's not a lot of space on a plane for them to dodge. (And if they cause too much hurt to the people at the bottom of that pile, I doubt the rest of the passengers would let them live for very long.)

      The only real option that terrorists have with air travel right now is to destroy the plane - which _is_ a horrible result, but not as bad as crashing it into a building.

      My scenario doesn't take into account the hijacking of a cargo plane with just crew, or a plane with very few passengers, of course. Or somebody chartering a plane. I suspect the government already has plans in that situation to shoot such a plane down.

    97. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why not make the door for the airplane pilot bullet proof and locked from the inside. That alone would have stopped 9-11. Secondly armed guards should be on all public plains in case of crazy guy trying to kill everyone.

      Because the purpose of these security measures isn't actually to make people safe, it is to make people feel safe and happy with government. Image matters more to Americans than does substance. The more of a pain in the ass they can make airport security, the greater your sacrifice, the more real the illusion and the safer Joe Sixpack feels and the more likely he is to vote for and go along with the current administration. Okay, so maybe I haven't hit the nail square on the head, but it is my best guess as to why it is being done so stupidly.

      Even with no new measures, do you really think a 9-11 style hijacking could work again any time soon? IMO, if a terrorist pulls a box cutter, that guy is going to have a dozen passengers subduing him in nothing flat. (Didn't something like this happen to the "shoe bomber?" There would possibly be only minor injuries. The reason it worked before was that everyone expected to come out of it alive if they did nothing.

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    98. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      However, if the people who want to take control of the plane are going to execute passengers in a deliberately cruel manner to get me to open the door and let them take control of the plane, what are they going to do once they have control?

      Personally, I'd rather watch every passenger die that way than risk the consequences of giving control of an aircraft to a group of people insane enough to slit the throats of eight year old girls in the hopes that I'd let them into the cockpit.

      If airline pilots can't be that detached, then something else needs to be done to prevent it. Perhaps make the pilot's door impossible to open while in flight.

    99. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      How many sheep does it take to keep their heads down while one nut holds a knife to someone's throat?

      Yeah, if the passengers jump the perps, chances are SOMEONE will get killed. But as 9/11 demonstrated, the stakes have become the lives of everyone aboard (plus however many on the ground), it's not just one hostage's life at stake anymore.

      And as the plane that went down in Pennsylvania demonstrated, a dozen strapping lads armed with only their fists can trump half a dozen nuts armed with knives. One has to wonder -- if the passengers had tackled the perps IMMEDIATELY, would the plane have gone down at all?

      The fact is, we've become too accustomed to being safe, and we're no longer willing to take risks. So one skinny terrorist with a knife CAN hold hostage a plane full of grown men, despite that just 2 or 3 passengers could take him down.

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    100. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I had the same thought. This scanning IS in effect a strip search with full body-cavity probes.

      What are the current legalities regarding strip searches -- in ordinary circumstances, can they be done without an arrest and/or warrant? What about probable cause? (Any criminal lawyers here??)

      IMO the gender and/or sexual interest of the person operating the machine is irrelevant; it would still BE a strip search even if it were fully mechanized.

      BTW check out my post below, where I rant about sheep vs terrorists aboard airliners.

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    101. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Clopy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Safety measures can't stop anyone that wants to hurt people. Even if you put a dozen arm guards in each plain, and have to go through every type of scanner.

      If I was a terrorist, who could stop me from entering a plane, a bus, a supermarket, an underground parking lot and blowing up the building thus killing a lot of people? It is impossible to stop people if they want to hurt other people. The only way is to reduce the number of people that would want to hurt you.

      A good strategy in order to achieve this is to:
      - Stop killing people for oil.
      - Stop supporting juntas in south america and Middle East.
      - End the warmongering
      - Stop funding extremists in the world. Most of the terrorist aattacks in the US were made by ppl that used to be funded by the us goverment a few years back (e.x. Talibans)

    102. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      So, it's better that we should spare the little girl the razor blade, so that half an hour later she can die flying into a building and take 3000 people with her?

      Sucks for the little girl, but "the needs of the many outweigh..." well, you know.

      And any terrorist killing someone like this is very quickly going to find themselves overwhelmed by a couple dozen passengers, and probably won't survive it.

    103. Re:Who wants to see everything? by GSloop · · Score: 1

      Good point. So I guess you are against using DNA testing to identify rapists as well? Luckily enough, people have more common sense than that.

      So, how about we just go and force every citizen to submit their DNA so we can go about tracing every crime in which we have DNA?

      You're right, I find that offensive.

      If you have substantial evidence that a specific individual is likely the culprit, then sure, go ahead and get a court order to get his/her DNA. If not, sod off.

      Point is this. In a free society, there is no way to prevent all crime. No way to prevent all hostile action in the air. Progressively invasive and unequal treatment of people based on bogus measures, such as race and looks will capture some bad folks - it will also create more "bad" folks who are offended by their poor treatment, and capture a lot of people who are unjustly targeted.

      The beauty of a "treat everyone equally badly" method is that it has to pass an effectiveness test. You can't piss off the whole population unless it's effective. If it's effective and the cost (in all aspects) is reasonable, the people will allow it. If it's not, like racial profiling isn't, and you subject the whole population to it, the people will force you to look elsewhere.

      So, the end result is optimally that you'll have to find and demonstrate the most effective methods that are least offensive to everyone.

      Win for everyone, IMHO.

      I guess you'd rather live in a society where we treat people different based on bogus measures such as your race and social status etc.

      Have fun - I can assure you it's a sucky way to live, but if you insist.

      Cheers,
      Greg

    104. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that rather than a little girl and her father, it was two flight attendents.

      Granted, the situation ended "well" in the sense that the hijacker was ultimately stopped by air marshals, but one could imagine a much worse situation.


      I can, the captain could have caved, opened the door, and then let everyone die. I wonder if hitting a building or the ground in a giant fireball is at least a quick death?

    105. Re:Who wants to see everything? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      > Home of the Brave? Not recently.

      Land of the Free? Not recently, or at least, not for long if the trends continue.

    106. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      Well, what happens today? If a fire in the cockpit is bad enough that the crew has to evacuate, ie the fire suppression system cannot handle it, you probably have a dead plane. The accessible cockpit doesn't really change anything.

      In a non-isolated cockpit, what happens if the pilot has a heart attack? He'll yield the controls and be given O2 while the copilot diverts for a medical emergency. No major difference here.

      The other poster raised the issue of sick crew or passengers. Again, no real difference. The TV/movie scenario where the private pilot lands the plane, or Leslie Nielson rushes forward to treat the pilot is just a TV/movie plot element.

      Mind you, I'm not talking about just walling off a cockpit as it is today, but creating a crew cabin. Think a space shuttle size cabin with room for 6-8, not today's teensy cockpit for 2 plus a jumpseat. It only sounds paranoid until you see what airport personnel go through to access restricted areas: swipe card, punch code, biometric scan (I've seen thumbprint, iris scan, and voiceprint used).

    107. Re:Who wants to see everything? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Your measure is just about the same as requiring fingerprints or some constant biometrics check that the person flying the aircraft is indeed the pilot. That will do exaclty what the separate hull would, it would make sure that only the pilots fly the craft, but they are still can be manipulated by someone holding hostages a child or something like that. So I think just a periodic biometric scan of the pilot's fingerprints, or iris, might be a good idea, if the scan failed the plane control gets transfered to the ground and autopilot kicks in. The ground would be able to view a video feed of the inside of the plane and would be able to operate the aircraft remotely. That might be cheaper then rebuilding all the planes from scratch.

    108. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Having a few highly trained armed guards in each and every flight... this isn't cheap.

      Lets see, the cost of seating an officer for an airplane ride from Houston (IAH) to Baltimore (BWI) one way on July 3 is $160.73+$17.77 in taxes and fees on Continental. It is a 737-500, seating at most 132 passengers. Given that plane flights haven't been full thanks to a combination of the economy and the fact that people are still scared to fly, lets say the average flight is half full of civilians, plus the air marshal. Thats 66 paying passengers. Continental doesn't break their taxes down on their website, but from history, its usually about $7 for "fuel fees", $3 for luggage, and recently I do believe there is now a security tax. If that security tax is more than the roughly $2.50 per passenger that the air marshal's spot costs, the government could easily put salaried air marshals on every plane simply by using that fee to buy a ticket, and paying the salary out of the great big public wallet that already pays for everyone else's salaries.

      In an Israeli airport, the grandmother would sail through security

      This isn't exactly accurate, after all you cited the Irish woman that was saved by the extra scrutiny she earned. There are a number of weapons recovered when a kid's teddy bear goes through the detector. Perhaps giving them the third degree is a bit harsh, but the same screening process should still be used.

      For what its worth, I think El Al has the right idea. Maybe they'll expand into the US.

      it would be a "she" for women and a "he" for men - there, feel better?)

      Don't forget the priest for screening the boys!

      --
      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    109. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Shalda · · Score: 1

      we are all naked in god's eyes anyway.

      This "God" fellow sounds like a bit of a pervert, wouldn't you say?

    110. Re:Who wants to see everything? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Well, heck then it seems like old lady would be almost be justified to give a little payback, wouldn't you think?

    111. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To get back on topic, El Al also does not use any crap like these privacy violating screeners.

      While being far more secure than the US air travel industry they also manage to respect their customers' privacy a lot more.

      I don't fly anymore because of the overly-intrusive security measures in the US. It's sickening, I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm worried about the so-called security agents...and yet people wonder why the US airline industry is failing.

    112. Re:Who wants to see everything? by uncqual · · Score: 1

      i should hope that the pilot turns off all comm with the cabin

      Maybe not a bad idea. If there was some very visible (in the cabin) indicator that showed that all cockpit/cabin communications had been disabled and could not be enabled until the plane landed, it would put the hijackers in a bit of a tough spot and perhaps they might realize the futility of even planning an attempt. Make it public that the first reaction of the cockpit crew at the time of notification of a hijacking would be to disable the cabin/cockpit communications.

      The hijackers couldn't get their demands to the pilot directly. Sure, they could use a cell phone or airphone to call the ground to make their demands and order them relayed to the pilot - but it would be pretty obvious that the FAA and Homeland Security would be unlikely to relay the commands without a bit of "editing" (like, "Fly the plane into World Trade Center North Tower" would become something like "Ignore the fighters around you - proceed to military base X, make steep final approach from 40,000 feet at 120% of maximum aircraft design rate [don't worry, Boeing was conservative in their maximums], ignore all the terrorists piled up on the front bulkhead, land on runway 130 north [you can't miss it - that's where all those fire engines, swat teams, and military vehicles are] and prepare for a boarding party").

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    113. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      That might work provided there's no way to either circumvent the remote control or hack in and seize control remotely.

      My twisted mind keeps imagining an air traffic controller, PS2 game pad in hand, asking: "Is it R1 Triangle or R1 Square for flaps?"

      Some years ago I had to deal with "Scary Security Guy" (SSG). SSG was reviewing the access control requirements for our data center when my boss chimed in with "we're thinking of thumbprint readers to secure the production machine room." SSG, never looking up from the document he was reading, just shook his head and said in a totally flat voice, "fingers can be cut off."

    114. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if that's the kind of country people want continue following this path. On my part I don't see any frantic, international crush to immigrate to Israel.

    115. Re:Who wants to see everything? by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your afraid to fly figure...

      I took a flight from KSTL to KDTW last year, a 737-200, and it was frigging PACKED.. I got the last seat on the thing without having to take a later flight (overbooked).

      But maybe it was a fluke, i don't know.

    116. Re:Who wants to see everything? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Somehow I imagine someone very evil having a 'fingerchain' instead of a keychain. This one's for car, this one for the safe, this one for the airplane, this one for to spice up Wendy's chilli.... But yeah I thought of that too. Any biometrics out there that work only when the person is alive?

    117. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this funny????

    118. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Infamous+Coward · · Score: 1
      This is why I have been wearing a lead codpiece since 9/11.

      Along with my tinfoil hat, of course.

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      Your accusation of thoughtcrime is based solely on doublethink...
    119. Re:Who wants to see everything? by SamSim · · Score: 1

      The irony is, if you tried to walk through the scanner naked, they'd probably arrest you.

    120. Re:Who wants to see everything? by balthan · · Score: 1

      Locking the door to the cockpit only works as long as people on both side of the door are willing to die - or see others die - to keep it closed.

      There is a very simple way around that -- don't make it a door. Put a bulkhead where the door to the cockpit normally is. Put the door to the cockpit on the outside of the plane. The only way to enter or exit the cockpit would be through the external door.

    121. Re:Who wants to see everything? by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Then, in the movies, how are we supposed to have the flight attendant run back and ask: "Does anyone know how to fly a plane?"

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    122. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are not the only categories of people who do not want to have their full body exposed.

      What if you have only a 3" male member? They'll laugh?

      What if you are wearing a tampon? Will they ask you to remove it in case a female part of body stuffed with cocaine would look like wearing a tampon, or just to control that you are not a mid-easterrn nut case filled with plastic explosives?

    123. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Kafir · · Score: 1

      Which raises a good point - why not just require everyone to board airplanes naked? The cabins are climate-controlled anyway, you'd save lots of time in security lines, and the inevitability of public nudity might even do something about American obesity.

    124. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else see the following line in the article?!?

      "Backscatting has been around for years,"

      Ummm... I think he meant backscattERing :O LOL

    125. Re:Who wants to see everything? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Nobody from the "free" world has tried to leave for Cuba since 1987.

      MORON.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    126. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Lady_Neil · · Score: 1

      What if you are wearing a tampon?

      You can simply try to be smart and wear a pad.

    127. Re:Who wants to see everything? by sandmaninator · · Score: 1

      It is simple. If you really would rather the little girl not have to die alone, go ahead and open the door - everyone can die together!
      Ridiculous.
      A locking door would have prevented 9-11.
      You cant wipe out 150 passengers with a few knives. Some of them would rebel - as happened on one of the flights. I bet the idiot terrorists decided to "Teach them a lesson" by executing a passenger. All that did was cause them to lose control.

    128. Re:Who wants to see everything? by G00F · · Score: 1

      " Well, heck then it seems like old lady would be almost be justified to give a little payback, wouldn't you think?"

      Now that is the big problem about terrorism. It is not directed at the right people, it is directed at Innocent people, heck even other people who are the same victims.

      If people are only attacking government buildings, like the pentagon, and other military structures, I doubt the patriot act would have flown. And they would be directing the violence at the right targets.

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      The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
    129. Re:Who wants to see everything? by rossifer · · Score: 1

      How many people that you really want flying an airplane would be able to handle the execution of dozens or (on large planes) hudreds of people? How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      This goes beyond unrealistic.

      What are the other hundreds of passengers and flight attendants doing while the bad guys are threatening people?

      If someone or some group started making threatening moves, I and the other passengers would do our best to beat them senseless and tie them back into their seats with belts and shoelaces. If a few people got hurt or killed in that process, it's clearly a better outcome than allowing hijackers to have control of the aircraft.

      Which is also the logic of the pilot. It is better to allow every single passenger on the plane to be killed than to lose control of the cockpit and possibly allow the deaths of hundreds or thousands of other people.

      I specifically remember news items from years ago that instructed people in a plane that was being hijacked to cooperate with the hijackers and let the professional negotiatiors deal with the hijackers to secure your release. These "helpful hints" usually appeared around the same time as a hijacking was appearing on the evening news.

      9/11 changed that equation forever. The new rule: do not cooperate with a potential hijacker, under any circumstances. If you're going to die in a hijacking, at least die fighting to deny the plane to the hijacker(s).

      At this point, I think they could hand out guns to suspicious looking people on the jetway and it would still be impossible for them to take over an airplane. The other passengers simply wouldn't allow it. These increasingly intrusive security screenings do absolutely nothing to improve aircraft safety. It's just feel good inaction by an agency which doesn't have the power to accomplish it's goals (make air travel safe).

      "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." -- Helen Keller

      Regards,
      Ross

    130. Re:Who wants to see everything? by zCyl · · Score: 1

      Having a few highly trained armed guards in each and every flight... this isn't cheap. Now imagine you are a commercial American airline. Who would pay for that?

      The same people who pay for two pilots, four or five flight attendants, and a plethora of ground crew: The customers. Would you rather have some disreputable person in a uniform staring at your exposed private parts and have illusory security, or pay $5 more for your airplane ticket and have real security?

    131. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How many people that you really want flying an airplane would be able to handle the execution of dozens or (on large planes) hudreds of people? How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?"

      When faced with the thought that turning over the controls might mean the deaths of even more innocent people, probably less than you niavely assume.

    132. Re:Who wants to see everything? by danudwary · · Score: 1


      This is rediculous. If you are the pilot and the choice is between dead people in the plane due to a dickhead with a razor blade and EVERYBODY on the plane dead, as well as however many thousands in the building that you suspect the dickhead is going to fly into when he gets control of the plane - sorry, the 8yr old girl is dead. And if I'm a passenger while the dickhead is cutting the girl, he's going to have to go through me and probably 90% of the other people on the plane next. I'm a coward, but I would fight to save my life and the life of anybody on the ground that the plane could fly into. No plane is ever going to be hijacked by a guy with a boxcutter again in my lifetime.

    133. Re:Who wants to see everything? by SparklingClearWit · · Score: 1

      Sure, it might be the best thing for the country to prevent the hijacking of a plane like that - but the country and any victims in question are far away and poorly defined in our minds. The little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood is right outside the door.

      Sure, it's easy to present the 'horrific, blood-soaked image'. Now, how about this: what if, by downing the plane, you could prevent it hitting the office building where your spouse worked? Sure, you can't know beforehand ... but again, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. The pussy response we took on 9/11 only confirmed in the attackers' minds that we would do pretty much whatever was asked. A fucking box cutter? Bring it, motherfucker. Sure, you might get me in the throat, but holy shit - only one planeload of people had the testicular fortitude to realize "Hey, these pussies have knives. WTF am I doing cowering here?"

      I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane.

      Sorry, I *do*. It's that exact detachment that will help prevent hijackings. "We don't negotiate with 'terrorists'. Blow it up."

      This is hard stuff - and no simple solution is going to solve it.

      Err, no. It's only because you're letting the individuals play such a large role, that it becomes 'hard'. The US is the Society of Me; those who dislike us play upon that. We're afraid of dying, so we'll play along with the illusion that cooperation may get us out of the situation.

      Sure, it's easy for me to *say* these things - but with all seriousness, in a life or death situation (and yes, I've been in more than one), if you can remember the bigger picture, you realize that YOUR little life won't impact the world in the grand scheme of things.

      After 9/11/2001, all you heard from the politicos and the people were "we won't let them change our way of living! We'll keep on with everything as we did before!"

      I ask you now, almost 4 years later, to look around and see how little is left of that sentiment. We've given up so much for the illusion of safety, while giving nearly unbridled power to our government.

    134. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      There is a very simple way around that -- don't make it a door. Put a bulkhead where the door to the cockpit normally is. Put the door to the cockpit on the outside of the plane. The only way to enter or exit the cockpit would be through the external door.

      So how would the pilot pee? Get some coffee so he doesn't fall asleep midflight?

      Not a bad idea inherently, it'll just take a lot of attention to detail to make it practical.

    135. Re:Who wants to see everything? by scott_karana · · Score: 1

      >Doctors take oaths and take patient privacy seriously. Hippocratic Oath, anyone? 'First, is do no harm...'

    136. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law forces me to cover up the things I am willing to show.

      Cheers to the law...if you're a guy
      Jeers to those meddling politicians...if you're a girl

    137. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Baseclass · · Score: 1
      Ever heard of gays? Now I'm no homophobe but I'll take my chances with the female screeners.

      I might actually enjoy it. I wonder if that thing shows wood.

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    138. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "Sure, it might be the best thing for the country to prevent the hijacking of a plane like that - but the country and any victims in question are far away and poorly defined in our minds. The little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood is right outside the door."

      Pre 9-11:

      "Alright...we'll do whatever you ask. Let the girl go and we'll come out slowly..."

      Post 9-11:

      Co-pilot: "They've got a little girl! They're going to kill her!"

      Captain: "If we open that door, we're all dead. And the people in the city they're going to drive this jet into, they're dead. We do not open this door."

      I would like you to find me one 747 pilot now who would open that door to a hijacker. Not a single one would do it, because now they know the consequences. In fact, only a complete idiot would open that door, becaus now we know that if you open the door everyone is dead. Not just on the plane, but everyone that they use plane to hit.

      The little girl in your situation would die in either case.

      ~X~

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    139. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a false economy to get them to "spare" the girl's life only to have them kill everyone on the plane, later. They're terrorists; their promises are no good. I have something they want as the pilot: the plane. While flying, I hold their life in my hands, just as they hold the passengers hostage. That's leverage. I'd use it against them.

      I would react rationally, not emotionally, to minimize the loss of life. It's not an aircraft they're saving; it's the lives of all aboard it, as well as the lives of all they might kill with it.

    140. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Baseclass · · Score: 1
      Your point is valid, although horrible things happen to people every minute of every day.

      The media hype and government fear mongering have given us a false sense of fear. The odds are astronomical that you will ever be involved in a hijacking.

      I do think a sturdy cockpit door is a good idea but IMHO the best solution is to place air marshals on random flights.

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    141. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's very easy to solve. Make NO connection between the cockpit and the rest of the plane. The pilots enter and exit via their own door. Can't open a door that doesn't exist now, can you?

      Smaller planes have two pilots, and larger ones two pilots and an engineer. That's plenty of redundancy in case of an emergency.

    142. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The law forces me to cover up the things I am willing to show.

      There are very good reasons for those laws, Mr. Goatse.

    143. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quoth the parent:
      "I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane."

      If you're foolish enough to believe that allowing someone holding a young girl at knifepoint isn't going to kill her anyway, I'm not sure I'd want you flying my plane.

      In fact, if you can't make such a "detached" decision, I don't want you to fly my plane because you're more than likely going to be the emotional type who will be unable to handle themself during a stressful situation that calls for strict professionalism to limit the amount of death any decision of yours is going to cause.

      However, if you want an emotional argument, why would you prefer having the death of that girl on your mind over the death of that girl and anyone in the building your aircraft gets flown into?

    144. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      If it's locked while the plane is on the ground via radio code from ATC and won't open until ATC sends an unlock code, there's no amount of terrorist cajoling that will cause that door to open, nor does the pilot have to be a "heartless bastard". It just won't open while the plane is in flight.

    145. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      How many eight year old girls would it have to have their throats cut before you or anyone else opened the door?

      You would open the door in face of so hard evidence as this? Me not. I would call mayday and go sharp down to lower altitude, so if the adversary gets an idea and opens the door, the decompression shock on the hull won't be so hard. Then I'd look for the nearest airport for emergency landing.

      Alternative way is to depressurize the cabin, disable the oxygen masks for passengers, and fly in altitude where they lose consciousness but won't likely get brain damage. Not sure it can be done, it's just a theoretical guess.

      The little girl with a razor blade to her throat standing in a pool of her fathers blood is right outside the door.

      Either she, and perhaps a few more, dies, or everybody dies. Pick the lower price. It's nothing worse than a standard cost-minimizing problem, even if somehow bloody.

      If they are willing to kill the passengers to get to your seat, it's a more than compelling reason to not let them in. Remember it's your own posterior you may save.

      Once you're on the ground, *then* there's time for negotiations.

      Besides, the passengers have a lot of potential weapons - stuff that can be thrown, blankets that can be used for immobilizing the attackers, suitcases for shields for close combat (better that your Samsonite gets a knife hit than you), numerical advantage that can be used for swarming the adversary. Show this approach couple times in movies, and you can be virtually certain you'll have a couple people with that idea in every flight.

      I'm not sure I'd want to be able to condem her to death to save the aircraft. I'm not sure I'd want someone with that level of detachment flying my plane.

      I don't care about the level of attachment of the pilot to the passengers. As a passenger, I want a pilot with as high as possible attachment to his own survival. That is enough to provide him a motivation to fly safely.

    146. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      The cabins are climate-controlled anyway,

      ...but not everybody likes the same degree of heat. Some people suffer from cold even in what the norms say should be temperate.

    147. Re:Who wants to see everything? by russellkanning · · Score: 1

      The airport screening process is out of control. We are starting a movement of civil disobedience against these police state tactics. On June 11th I will refuse to show ID or cooperate with an intrusive search as I fly from the Manchester, NH airport. Please join me in actively resisting tyranny.

      Russell Kanning

      www.nhfree.com

    148. Re:Who wants to see everything? by katdillon · · Score: 1
      Here's the whole press release:

      NH: Man Without I.D. Vows to Board Flight or be Jailed Manchester, NH, May 21, 2005 - Inspired by New Hampshire's "outlaw manicurist," another Granite Stater is stepping forward to peacefully defy license-related laws. Russell Kanning of Keene has announced he will approach a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) checkpoint at Manchester airport on June 11 and refuse to cooperate with the requirement to show I.D. "I will either board the plane without I.D. or be arrested," he says. "In a free country you do not need government permission to travel." The 35-year-old accountant has a ticket to Philidelphia.

      Kanning stresses that he will not resist arrest or do anything that might be perceived as physically threatening. He says this act of nonviolent resistance will follow the model laid down by Gandhi, who used peaceful noncooperation to expel the British from India. "We will tell them everything we're going to do ahead of time. We are not going to disrupt the operation of the airport," he says.

      Kanning says the parallels with Gandhi's situation go further than a shared belief in nonviolence. "In South Africa (where Gandhi's protests began), Indians had to have special I.D...so it's very similar that way, and he wanted to burn it...He was appealing to that same basic idea that we have rights to not have to have paperwork to be able to move freely."

      After the terrorist attacks in 2001, Federal authorities tightened flying restrictions and begain forcing citizens to have both a ticket and identification (usually a driver's license) in order to even enter an airport terminal. Kanning says he refuses to carry a license on principle and disputes the idea that tighter restrictions really make flying safer.

      Earlier this month another Gandhi admirer, Mike Fisher of Newmarket, used the Mahatma's techniques to protest business licensing. After announcing he would perform an unlicensed manicure in front of the state licensing offices, he carried out his promise, earned a brief trip to jail and received heavy regional media coverage for his viewpoint.

      Kanning says Gandhi's and Fisher's examples inspired him to take similar action against the growing "surveillance state." He believes the Real I.D. amendment passed by the Senate this month will make things even worse. But he says it's important to stay positive. "The goal is we want to get to the point where we can travel without having to have paperwork, so this is the beginning of that. We see light at the end of the tunnel."

      Currently the plan is for Kanning to approach the security checkpoint at 12:30 PM. Journalists and supporters will want to be there by noon.

      Summary:

      What: Civil disobedience against ID requirements under federalized airport security.
      Where: Manchester Airport in New Hampshire (exact spot to be determined)
      When: Saturday, June 11 @ noon
      Who: Russell Kanning of Keene, NH, supporters from NHfree.com
      Why: To draw attention to the recent and continuing loss of privacy and freedom due to federalized airport security and National ID. How: By approaching a TSA checkpoint with a ticket but no I.D., refusing to show I.D. and refusing to cooperate with the I.D. requirement until arrested or allowed to board the plane.
      Contacts: See NHfree.com

      Kanning moved from California to New Hampshire in Nov. '04 with the Free State Project (http://freestateproject.org) which is an agreement among 20,000 pro-liberty activists to move to New Hampshire, where they will exert the fullest practical effort toward the creation of a society in which the maximum role of government is the protection of life, liberty, and property. The success of the Project would likely entail reductions in taxation and regulation, reforms at all levels of government to expand individual rights and free markets, and a restoration of constitutional federalism, demonstrating the benefit

    149. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the next flight? At some point recently the bigger carriers were simply cutting flights to make people crowd onto one plane.

      Maybe its gotten better, but you wouldn't know it from the noises the big airliners are making.

    150. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I got ent through secondary screening. Cost: ~5 minutes.

      Even the whole security line was only an hour or so.

      Getting to the airport, dealing with the fact there is no decent parking, no decent transit to the airport, crazy fare schemes (Southwest is great for price - but they got a billion different fare types to decipher the conditions of - can it be refunded, rescheduled, what if you miss the plane due to yet another traffic accident etc along the way to the airport), dealing with weight, size and quantity limits of carry on bags, etc is FAR more hassle.

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    151. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      True, but more from the DMCA, NET Act, Broadcast Flag 2 (MPAA will try to get the law changed to let the FCC succeed this time), use of RICO outside of mafia cases, GPS tracking of people, massive databases, tracking people using EZ-Pass, etc through tool boths and the War on (Some) Drugs than from airport security.

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    152. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, this will only be a problem in Hollywood where everybody is beautiful. In the rest of the world (where us ugly people live), the airport security staff will be screaming to turn this thing off. Problem solved.

    153. Re:Who wants to see everything? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. I still remember in highschool wearing a tshirt and shorts in one of my classrooms, complaining of the heat, while a couple girls in the exact same room were wearing 3 layers of clothing and complaining about the cold... in the same room.

    154. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mpe · · Score: 1

      It would be way too expensive to have an armed guard on every flight.

      Part of the point of air marshals is that they are intended to appear top be ordinary passengers and/or crew members. (Given the recent publicity surrounding "air rage" it would be suprising if flight attendants are not trained in unarmed combat.) Thus the "bad guys" don't know if they are there or not.

      What they should do is allow everyone to carry a gun, with bullets that won't penetrate the skin of the plane,

      Bullets are not especially dangerous to planes. All a bullet is likely to do is make a bullet sized hole. Indeed the windows are the least vulnerable places. Since a hole in a window can be effectivly plugged by moving the sun visor. A few holes in the skin of the fuselage are very unlikely to endanger a plane or even seriously compromise it's pressurisation.
      The real risk with bullets in an aircraft is hitting bystanders. Bullets intended to shatter on impact with anything solid are likely to cause more injuries by creating shapnel or if they were to hit bone.

    155. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mpe · · Score: 1

      It's not a black and white question of life or death we're dealing with here. Increased airport screening doesn't actually increase your life expectancy very directly. It might (but might not) decrease the chance of attacks. However, that's not an easy game;

      Security itself is not an "easy game". Effective security requires a lot of calm and levelheadedness. Whereas directly after the September 11th attacks there was a lot of panic and calls to "do something". Resulting in all sorts of expensive technical "solutions" which were at best useless.
      Security is not really a technical issue it's a human issue. With the "bad guys" looking for the loopholes. e.g. slecting people for extra examination on a non random basis makes things easier for potential terrorists.

    156. Re:Who wants to see everything? by mpe · · Score: 1

      The point is that the level that security is increased isn't matched by the level of privacy lost.

      It's by no means clear that such a system will increase actual security at all. Security is hard it's perfectly possible to put huge effort into something which at best makes no difference, at worst makes things less secure.If this technology would make it possible to never ever have another plane attacked again, then it might be worth the risk,

      Terrorism isn't a "technical" problem in the first place. Nor is it an aviation problem. If you make it impossible for them to crash airliners full of fuel into buildings they could instead drive trucks full of fuel into buildings.

    157. Re:Who wants to see everything? by TGK · · Score: 1

      Lots of ways to make it harder, though none that are totaly effective.

      Since retinal scans rely upon the pattern of blood vessels in the eye, it should be possible (though I'd imagine hard) to tell if a heart is pumping blood through those vessels

      Similarly, you can sense temperature and a pulse in a person's thumb.

      I'm sure a dedicated crook could find a way around that, but he's have to work a lot harder.

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    158. Re:Who wants to see everything? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I was just being sarcastic but to play the "devil's adocate" I would ask whether US was justified to drop the A-bomb on Hirishima and Nagasaki effectively killing mostly innocent people and causing lots of suffering.

      If the answer is 'yes' (which I would mostly agree with since the war did seem to end fairly quickly after that) wouldn't you call that terorrism too? I know that you'd probably say that have to be at war countries are at war. But now put yourself in the shoes of a small state that is overpowered many times over by a larger state that controls it, The call by the large state to "come out and fight fairly" would seem a little ironic and and the small state would probably loose all its military and all its men. They see the large state as being at war with them, so if dropping an a-bomb, killing lots of inocent Japanese helped end the war why wouldn't blowing up a couple dozen planes or pizza parlors help the cause also, it is the same principle.

      If the answere is 'no' then I would ask why are different principles applied to a large country and to a smaller country. Why is one a 'strategic move to end the war' and the other 'terrorism'. Didn't technically the a-bomb produce terror. They didn't intend to destroy as much millitary infrastructure and there where a lot of military bases and other cities there left, but the goal of the bomb was exactly _mass terror_ and guess what? - it worked. Why can't it work for a small state?

    159. Re:Who wants to see everything? by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

      excellent points.

      Also, it's possible to create a carbon fiber or plastic knife that totally bypasses security and will still cut skin and stab. Pencils / Pens are on the plane, you could unravel seat threads and strangle someone.

      The most important change is the cockpit doors. Safe pilots mean they can maneuver to throw off balance and change pressure for temporary opportunities to capture the assailants. They do teach defensive maneuvers for that job.

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    160. Re:Who wants to see everything? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you keep her from having her throat slit so that she can survive to die in burning horror as the Hijacker crashes the plane into a target of opportunity? How is this doing anyone a favor.

      Yeah, it's a problem with humans, and what makes them good to have around.

      The best thing to do in this situation is to turn over flight control to a ground-based pilot who is unattached and dispassionate, perhaps even uninformed. We already have the technology to do this, it's used in UAV's every day.

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  2. Before you read the article by tehshen · · Score: 4, Funny

    We don't see any saucy pictures. Just so you know.

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    1. Re:Before you read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy in the picture doesn't even have a cock

    2. Re:Before you read the article by Shiftlock · · Score: 1

      In TFA, notice the second picture in the slideshow http://news.com.com/Photo+Scanner+searches+through +clothing/2009-7348_3-5718274-2.html?tag=st.next

      It shows the person's skin in most all places ( chest, legs, back, even the outline of his ear) but not the FEET. Does this screening not work through leather?

      Whatever the material of the model's shoe, it definately does not seem to show the outline of his feet.

    3. Re:Before you read the article by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      I know where I'm hiding my nailclippers.

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  3. Old news! by IainMH · · Score: 1


    This technology has been around since the early 80s.

    1. Re:Old news! by cyklo · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression these were already in use anyway, given this article dated 2004

  4. This is pretty screwed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    But you lot will take it lying down just like you do with everything else.

    1. Re:This is pretty screwed up. by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      But you lot will take it lying down just like you do with everything else.

      You will get modded down as a troll, even though you have a point.

      It is one of the scariest things I see happening in the USA. People are bloodthirsty to do what the republicans want, like the left is filled with treasonous traitors.

      Politicians are doing everything they can to associate emotions with a catch pharse. This kind of strategy stops people from thinking. You ever see a big southern redneck get a tear in his eye when showing off how patriotic he is?? You can't tell someone like that how wrong government is with WMD in Iraq or anything. They look at their fellow citizen as the problem, not the lies that were told to us by government.

      I wonder if this is what Germany was like when Hitler sold his pack of propaganda? "We're the best country in the world" and "We know what's best for everyone else, we need to remove these dictators".

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    2. Re:This is pretty screwed up. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      This is why more and more private companies will be buying shares of planes (à la NetJets or the like) for their business travels.

      I hope my company can afford it someday, until then it's the commercial flights for me.

      I try to drive to everywhere possible which is anywhere within 11 hours. Believe it or not it can be quite relaxing getting out of the office and not feeling pressure to get a trip done in 1 day by flying the red-eye in and out. My 11 Hour radius goes from west New Mexico to Denver through Kansas to Omaha across Missouri and into southern Illinois (if I drive fast, Chicago is about 12~13 hours but I've made it in 11 1/2 following people going 100 mph through the farm country) into Arkansas over to New Orleans and most of Texas (maybe El Paso but it's a bit far). A pretty big part of the Mid/South West is available without the hasle. Plus I have an extra car I kept (POS 4 Cyl) for travel since it gets 38~40 miles per gallon. A lot less expensive than flying.

    3. Re:This is pretty screwed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not at all. They have that second amandment for a reason - to fight off these sorts of things. Curiously, those who are in favour of intrusive "security" measures and limited freedom, are usually those who spout on how they fight for freedom, privacy and the right to bear arms. Now they have arms but no courage to use them.

  5. Don't worry folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I checked the picture, it is not good quality. So don't stop your breath. No need to apply for jobs at airport.

    1. Re:Don't worry folks by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you think that matters? When my cute neighbor walks naked through her apartment I don't mind starring despite the fact that the view is shitty thanks to the blinds being half closed. ;)

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    2. Re:Don't worry folks by Tobias.Davis · · Score: 0

      The question is, do you have pictures?

  6. Oh... by xor.pt · · Score: 1

    Oh the pain... the humanity... of the war on terror! -_-'

    1. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the war on people holding newspapers in a very suspicious and threatening manner.

  7. Two Questions by Adrilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Where do I apply
    2. How do I get put in charge of the 'Hot Chick' section

    and oh yeah, something about "my rights are being taken away and freedom is dyin...blah blah blah"

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    1. Re: Two Questions by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      They'll probably wise up to the inherent vulnerabilities involved with a typical installation and instead run a Eunuchs-based system.

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    2. Re: Two Questions by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > 1. Where do I apply

      Local security firm.

      > 2. How do I get put in charge of the 'Hot Chick' section

      That's given out on the basis of seniority. You'll spend 30 years examining fat old men before you get your turn.

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    3. Re: Two Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll spend 30 years examining fat old men before you get your turn.

      Many slashbots have that much experience already. Those that don't are only a few years away.

    4. Re:Two Questions by cahiha · · Score: 1

      2. How do I get put in charge of the 'Hot Chick' section

      You need to be a woman, or at least be able to pass for one. In order to find the "chicks" attractive under those circumstances, you need to be lesbian or heterosexual but transgendered, respectively. Oh, and you still need to keep quiet about it because if you are found out, you'll be transfered.

    5. Re:Two Questions by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      try kfc?

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    6. Re:Two Questions by PMuse · · Score: 1

      2. How do I get put in charge of the 'Hot Chick' section

      "Hell is other people." --Jean-Paul Sartre (No Exit, 1944)

      "Hell is getting to see all of all other people." TSA (2005)

      I don't think it's going to be all that much fun most of the time. Not even for the bisexuals.

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  8. Regular people by Ledora · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you seen regular people in society? like 1/3 of people are overweight and many people are OLD..... yeah it would be nice when a euro female soccer team comes thru but UGH I would not want to see the normal 40something soccer MOM (or dad)!

    1. Re:Regular people by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 1

      Ohh come on, tell me the soccer mom doesn't do it for you. But seriously it depends what city your in on the average attractiveness of people, but even then I bet you'd see a lot more of what you didn't want to than what you did.

    2. Re:Regular people by SenorCitizen · · Score: 1
      yeah it would be nice when a euro female soccer team comes thru

      I think you've been misinformed... there has *never* been a sexy female soccer player. The whole sport is strictly off limits to everyone but tomboys.

    3. Re:Regular people by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Have you seen regular people in society? like 1/3 of people are overweight and many people are OLD..... yeah it would be nice when a euro female soccer team comes thru but UGH I would not want to see the normal 40something soccer MOM (or dad)!

      Do you know how many websites there are that are exclusive content for mature women, or grandpa's fucking? You might not like the scooer mom, but check out how many MILF websites there are. Lots of people like these 30-50 year old women in pantyhose.

      Don't be suprised if these x-ray naked pictures make it to the web. If someone can steal Star Wars Revenge of the Sith, before it made it to theaters, then someone will get these pics on the web.

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    4. Re:Regular people by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

      there has *never* been a sexy female soccer player
      Hey,not true.
      I've seen "Bend it like Beckham".
      Oh, that only happens in movies you say?...

      But seriously.Once it gets approved for airport security, other public places will probably follow.Imagine finding those things at train stations, department stores etc... That's bad.

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    5. Re:Regular people by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      there has *never* been a sexy female soccer player.

      Matildas 2000 nude calendar

    6. Re:Regular people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I suppose there are people into 70yo+ grandma's (wearing depends) too, but somehow it doesn't make me want to see it.

      Mind you my last date was 12 years older than me, so I suppose I shouldn't be talking about MILFs...

    7. Re:Regular people by Frankie70 · · Score: 1


      I would not want to see the normal 40something soccer MOM (or dad)!

      Would you prefer to see 20 year old male soccer players on the X-Ray Machine?

    8. Re:Regular people by MathFox · · Score: 1
      Don't be suprised if these x-ray naked pictures make it to the web. If someone can steal Star Wars Revenge of the Sith, before it made it to theaters, then someone will get these pics on the web.
      Hmmm... just a small hack with a WiFi webcam and the TSA could be embarrased enough to remove these intrusive scanners.
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    9. Re:Regular people by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      that geoshities link has exceeded it's daily bandwidth allowance...

      Here's one that should work, Matildas Nude Soccer photos. Very nice indeed.

    10. Re:Regular people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Be careful what you link to:
      The youngest of this group, and 17 when this photo was taken [..]
    11. Re:Regular people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The age of consent in Australia is 16, maybe 17 in a couple of states.

    12. Re:Regular people by cjb-nc · · Score: 1

      like 1/3 of people are overweight

      I think you'll find that 1/2 the people are overweight. The other 1/2 are underweight.

      Can you imagine the uproar if they were required to post warnings about these machines at the airport?
      Welcome to RDU International Airport. All passengers will be subjected to an electronic strip-search before boarding their planes. Thank you for your cooperation.

    13. Re:Regular people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      euro female soccer team

      Links, please!

      Damn n00b...

    14. Re:Regular people by se7en11 · · Score: 1
      Dido - What about a group of retirement home people on their way to 'Dinney Land'?

      Damn me for the mental picture.....

    15. Re:Regular people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah it would be nice when a euro female soccer team comes thru

      Heh, funny you should mention that. I only know of one person in my immediate social circle who was stalked.

      She was stalked whilst visiting the US on business, by a Dept. Of Homeland Security guard who noted down her name and the name of the Hotel she was staying at.

      -- ac

    16. Re:Regular people by Borg453b · · Score: 1

      If people could only share the food, we could all get along ;)

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    17. Re:Regular people by Marthisdil · · Score: 0

      Yeah - like I'm sure your geek body is the epitome of general human beauty. Riiiiiight....

    18. Re:Regular people by JohnOfBorg · · Score: 1
      I think you'll find that 1/2 the people are overweight. The other 1/2 are underweight.

      That would be true if 'overweight' were defined to mean 'above median weight', which it not useful.

      Overweight is generally taken to mean 'fat enough to be at a significantly increased risk of heart disease/diabetes/stroke/etc'. One can safely say that a person fat enough to conceal an object in the folds of their skin is likely to be overweight :).

    19. Re:Regular people by misterpies · · Score: 1

      "Lots of people like these 30-50 year old women"

      Too right. There's millions of us pervs after mature women. I, for instance, have quite a thing for Angelina Jolie (30), J-Lo (35), and even Sharon Stone (47). Bring on the old women.

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    20. Re:Regular people by ABaumann · · Score: 1

      You forgot Olivia Newton John (56). She was 30 when she did Grease. Now she's older then my mom and I still have the hots for her.

      Speaking of mom's, Kim Basinger (52) has the same birthday as my mom and many men find her attractive.

      But to the grandparet, You claim that these xrays would show up on the internet because Star Wars did. So, are you saying that movie theaters are more secure then airports? Heck, I know they don't allow outside food or beverage, but went I went to RotS opening night I got my laptop, a digital camera, and tons of food in there quite easily. (It was a 3 hour wait, after all.)

    21. Re:Regular people by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The Sith leak is actually comparable, as it was an "inside job". It probably isn't as if someone broke in and copied the movie, more likely an employee. If an employee of a small movie company can easily leak a movie, then employees of a massive government shouldn't have a problem.

    22. Re:Regular people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that 1/2 the people are overweight. The other 1/2 are underweight.

      I think the current numbers are that about 80% are above "ideal" weight. Overweight/underweight is independent of what the average is. The 1/3 number is about right for obese, not just overweight.

    23. Re:Regular people by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Dido - What about a group of retirement home people on their way to 'Dinney Land'?

      I was sitting here trying to figure out what Dido, in her mid 30s, had to do with retirement. Then I realized that you meant ditto. At least Dido isn't retiring...

    24. Re:Regular people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, a multi-million (or more) doller class action lawsuit sure can be embarassing.

  9. Might be bad news! by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 2, Funny

    What if this means we won't be padded down anymore?!

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    1. Re:Might be bad news! by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Damn! I was just *cough* getting to know a certain customs lady. Or rather she was getting to know me quite well.

      Or could I consider this advance in technology as... changing positions?

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    2. Re:Might be bad news! by kfg · · Score: 1

      What if this means we won't be padded down anymore?!

      Pray the airplane doesn't crash, just like always.

      KFG

  10. Plenty of other modes of transportation by ericdano · · Score: 1
    Look, there are plenty of other modes of transportation. Trains, cars, boats. If I have to go through an X-ray to make flights safe, so be it. If someone is going to get off on X-rated X-rays. So be it.

    I can't imagine X-rays being used as porn, but whatever.....

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    1. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the epiglottis on her!

    2. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Look, there are plenty of other modes of transportation. Trains, cars, boats. If I have to go through an X-ray to make flights safe, so be it. If someone is going to get off on X-rated X-rays. So be it.

      The problem is, whatever they implement with airplanes will later be implemented with trains and other forms of transportation.

      What if someone wants to get lost? To start over? It will be less possible with the loss of privacy?

      I'll give you one example. A person turns 18, and goes off to college. He is not that smart, but family pressure for a good job pushes him into college. He somehow passes some of the easier classes, cheating, copying, buying reports. He gets a C in english, a C in history, a A in a PE activity class, a F in science. That allows him to come back for another year. But the next year, his classes get smaller, he now is getting F's in just about everything. Three years later, he is dismissed from the university, $30,000 in debt to federal loans. During the same time, he runs up his credit cards. He finds out the federal loans stay for life, there is no bankrupcy. To top it off, the credit card debts keep getting sold, and that is reported as activity, so the 7 year limit keeps getting reset.

      This guy can't get a good job, his grades are crap, and he realizes that he was born to be a mechanic working for $11 bucks an hour. He is happy that he has something better than working for $7 an hour in McDonalds.

      It is not enough to live well, but with a roomate an apartment becomes possible. Food is cheap fare. There is nothing left over. If he gets sick and can't work, he will be thrown on the street.

      Now he starts getting letters from the government threatening throwing him in jail, having his paycheck garnished, all sorts of nasty stuff.

      So what does he do? He wants to move to a different city, pick a different identity. It should not matter, he is working for little pay. He figures a mechanic is needed everwhere, people need their cars fixed.

      These new laws will screw him. What if everytime he wants to take a train they ask for a fingerprint (like a library in naperville is doing)? What if Congress passes a national ID act? He won't be able to live.

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    3. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Rumagent · · Score: 1
      I can't imagine X-rays being used as porn, but whatever.....


      Then you have pretty poor imagination. How long do you think it will be before the first "celeb-nudes" starts popping up? Some asshole operator is bound to bring a camera and a poor set of morals.
    4. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine X-rays being used as porn, but whatever

      Apparently you've never tried watching scrambled Pay Per View.

      Hey, I was young and stupid!

    5. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by ericdano · · Score: 1

      But it is an X-Ray.......unless you get off on skeletons..........

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    6. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by ericdano · · Score: 1
      Oh God, go cry me a river. I think as long as the X-Ray is used just to screen people to make sure there is nothing dangerous on their body, that is fine. How you can even go off on that Rant about losing ones self.....is that a true story or something? Autobiography perhaps?

      Fingerprints are one thing. Somehow, I don't see any push for a national x-ray database. Why should everyone else have to pay for some idiots bad decisions? Hey, I racked up $25K in debt. I joined a Credit Counseling program, and 4 years later, it's down to $2500. Running away for a problem never solves anything.

      Back to the X-Rays. It's like driving. Everyone thinks they should have the RIGHT to drive. It's not a right people, it's a privilege. Flying is the same thing. You don't have to fly. If one of the rules to fly is you get X-rayed, so be it....

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    7. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying we should let people run up huge debts and then suddenly become other people and not have to pay? Very logical, I'm sure that will just help the economy thrive and support the honest folk splendidly.

      Btw, thinkgs like garnished wages and bank accounts would be based on SSN most of the time anyway, wouldn't they? Nothing to do with the new ID laws.

    8. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Back to the X-Rays. It's like driving. Everyone thinks they should have the RIGHT to drive. It's not a right people, it's a privilege. Flying is the same thing. You don't have to fly. If one of the rules to fly is you get X-rayed, so be it....

      Soon, using community oxygen will be a privilege. Don't like it? Don't breath.

      The point is, the USA used to be a principled nation. We valued ideas, like "no searches without a warrent", now we have searches without any judiciary approval (look at the patriot act).

      Did you know that some sections of the patriot act are not even public? It is illegal to talk about some of the laws passed?

      If government can pull someone off the street, throw them in jail, and not charge them with any crime, we have a HUGE problem.

      You just don't care about other people. You figure fuck it, government is not after me. You remind me of the Jews in Germany. When hitler went for them, there was nobody left to hear their cries for help.

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    9. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by nacturation · · Score: 1

      But it is an X-Ray.......unless you get off on skeletons.........

      RTFA. The scan is low-powered enough that it doesn't penetrate the skin. In other words, it penetrates everything but the skin so that the only thing you see is the person's skin. So, B&W nudie pictures it is.

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    10. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, whatever they implement with airplanes will later be implemented with trains and other forms of transportation.

      Not really. Driving a bus into the World Trade Center wouldn't have damaged anything but the bus. And it's pretty damn hard to hijack a train and make it take you anywhere apart from where it was already going, you know?

    11. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if someone wants to get lost? To start over? It will be less possible with the loss of privacy?

      Fucking government. Decent people should be allowed to run up gigantic debts without ever paying anything back.

      And this invasion of privacy extends into other areas as well. Woe be to the murderers and rapists who find God and try to fade into society to lead a normal life. Now they can be hunted down like--I shudder to even say it--criminals.

    12. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by mark-t · · Score: 1
      He finds out the federal loans stay for life, there is no bankrupcy.
      You may want to recheck your facts.

      Bankruptcy does indeed have the potential to affect federal loans if you apply for it a certain time past the last point in time that the loan was still in good standing (could be anything from 5 years to 10 years, depending where you live). In particular, if the bankruptcy court determines that based on your current economic circumstances, repaying the loan would cause "undue hardship", up to 100% of the loan can be forgiven at that point. Honest. No fooling. Really. If it's been more than 10 years since a loan was last in good standing and a person has no forseeable way to repay this loan, they should see a debt/bankruptcy advisor to discuss their options.

      To top it off, the credit card debts keep getting sold, and that is reported as activity, so the 7 year limit keeps getting reset.
      Ditto for this. I would tell any person this was happening to discuss this with their debt/bankruptcy advisor.

      Indebtedness with no hope of resolution in one's lifetime bears a striking resemblance to slavery, and as it happens, slavery is illegal.

    13. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Bankruptcy does indeed have the potential to affect federal loans if you apply for it a certain time past the last point in time that the loan was still in good standing (could be anything from 5 years to 10 years, depending where you live). In particular, if the bankruptcy court determines that based on your current economic circumstances, repaying the loan would cause "undue hardship", up to 100% of the loan can be forgiven at that point. Honest. No fooling. Really. If it's been more than 10 years since a loan was last in good standing and a person has no forseeable way to repay this loan, they should see a debt/bankruptcy advisor to discuss their options.

      The law was changed a few years back. I think your reffering to the laws in the 1970's and 80's.

      Bankrupcy can no longer take off federally gaurneteed loans, like school loans.

      The debt stays for life. And what is worse, they can add on outrageous collection fee's.

      It can be 30 years later, and they can keep trying to collect. To take all your land. To garnish your wages. To take your property.

      If you know of a way to have a student loan that was gaurenteed by the USA government taken off through bankrupcy, many would love to hear it.

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    14. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that already out there, I got sent an oral activity x-ray by a friend...

    15. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      Not ment as porn, but Belgian artist Wim Delvoye has made such images. (link to the more "decent" kind)

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    16. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, some of us do have to fly. Perhaps you in your Red State never-been-more-than-fifty-miles-away-from-home community where everyone knows what you did to the neighbor's goat when you were 15, you don't need to fly.

      But then, you're not Maltese, are you?

    17. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by MSZ · · Score: 1

      I see a business opportunity here...

      "Going to fly? Don't forget your TruePrivacy(tm) lead-lined underwear! Available in any Walmart store nearby."

      Now see, I'm giving this away coz I have principles (and don't have money to patent it).

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    18. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      "I can't imagine X-rays being used as porn, but whatever....."

      "The web brings people together because no matter what kind of twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in, 'find people that have sex with goats that are on fire,' and the computer will say, 'specify type of goat.' " - Richard Jeni

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    19. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by aslate · · Score: 1

      The problem is, whatever they implement with airplanes will later be implemented with trains and other forms of transportation.

      When was the last time you walked through a metal detector on the tube? I've never put my bag through an X-Ray machine to get on the national rail network, not have i had to give a fingerprint scan to a bus driver. All of these have already been implemented on air travel, but what about other forms of transport? Too obstructive and time consuming to implement if anything.

    20. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by asliarun · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "Three years later, he is dismissed from the university, $30,000 in debt to federal loans. " ...
      "This guy can't get a good job, his grades are crap, and he realizes that he was born to be a mechanic working for $11 bucks an hour. He is happy that he has something better than working for $7 an hour in McDonalds."

      $11 an hour x 10 hrs a day = $110
      $110 x 6 = $660 a week = $2640 a month

      Assuming $640 (or even $1640) a month as living expenses (i know, i know this can vary wildly, but i'm assuming that the person is living frugally, cooks his/her own food, doesn't have a family to solely support etc.), a person living on a mechanic's wages can potentially save $1000-$2000 a month = $24000 a year. Even if the person only manages to save $12000 a year instead of $24000, he/she can easily pay off their $30000 federal loan in only 3 years.

      You know what i dislike? Not a person who's down and out, but a person who refuses to admit that he/she is down and out. Instead of reconstructing their lives, this category of people will still blow money like water, not work hard enough, will still retain an ego due to which they'll not shop at WalMart, and be perpetually in debt.

      Sorry if this came across as a flamebait. It's just that i fail to understand people who keep whining, do nothing to sove the situation, and still manage to harbor illusions of grandeur while they're at it. What the heck's the difference between having a drink at your home with your friends (which would cost you 50c a shot) instead of going to a pub and blowing 3 bucks a shot just to drown your sorrows (which ironically would be caused by your debt in the first place)? Fair enough, if you can afford to do it, but illogical otherwise.

    21. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Adrilla · · Score: 1

      How long until a "lost" section of the koran shows up where they demand that all muslims wear lead based "religious garments"? You know, to protect the soul from being destroyed by these vile ungodly x-rays. It was written.

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    22. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of Madrid?

    23. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So?
      All of this stuff is not about actually improving security, it is about showing people that something is done. Few care wether it has any effect or not.
      By the way, you can blow up a train or a bus... you just can't run it into a building (or, in the case of the bus, you just wouldn't do much damage).

    24. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting interest, "bend over and take it" late/collection fees, etc...

      The feds are no less loan sharks than the CC companies.

    25. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      WTF did you do to that link, man?!

      Fixed

    26. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by dwpro · · Score: 1
      Not to be pedantic, but I actually make the amount of money you are talking about, and you are forgetting a number of things...of that $2640(which assumes he'll get to work > 40 hours a week) take 28% off the top just for taxes (you're at 1900 now)...then add in health insurance, car insurance, gasoline, phone bills (communication is a bit of a neccesity), food, electric, rent, and the minumum payment on the college loans (which is calculating interest at 3.2% (of $30,000 that is $960)

      It is staggering how quickly the money evaporates, and this is on a good month where no intangibles occur

      something like $500/month might be more feasible...but we then are looking at 5 years of regimented living with no major purchases/catastrophies.

      Just a little perspective, it isn't such an easy to do.

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    27. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by syrinx · · Score: 1

      This is one of the most absurd posts I've ever read on Slashdot.

      And that's saying something.

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    28. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Nope. Really.

      While it's true that student loans don't get discharged by a bankruptcy claim itself the same as what are called "dischargeable debts", such a loan _can_ still get discharged if the debtor can show to the satisfaction of the court that repayment of that debt would cause "undue hardship" to them or their family at the time they are filing for bankruptcy. Without an undue hardship claim, student loans don't ever get forgiven. So if it applies to you, then you must actively pursue that avenue, and I would recommend you discuss this option with a debt counsellor/bankruptcy advisor, who should be able to give you details about which forms must be filled out and which details must be provided.

      All of this assumes that the debtor is still actually willing, in spite of not actually being able, to repay the debt There are several things one can do to demonstrate willingness to repay the debt in spite of an inability to, and a debt counsellor can explain these things to you.

      Note that this discharging doesn't really "forgive" the loan... it only permanently discharges you from legal obligation towards it. If your economic situation should _EVER_ improve in your lifetime, you may be under ethical obligation, even though not actually a legal one, to repay the debt to the best of your ability. Nobody's going to beat you over the head if you don't in this case, but the point is they will still accept payments from you at any time you can offer them because the debt will still technically be on-file (just non-collectable).

    29. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Women logically would already be required to wear those if people could see through their clothing.

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    30. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by ericdano · · Score: 1

      It's still not porn. Are you planning to wack off to it?

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    31. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The reason I replied to your message wasn't to comment on its level of eroticism, but rather to correct your assumption that you're looking at skeletons. As to whether or not you would whack off to it, well... whatever floats your boat.

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    32. Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Yes, i do realize that my post, in retrospect, came across as a rant. You're right. $500 would be a more practical number. My point was only that if a person wants to become debt-free, no matter how big the debt, he/she CAN do it, if they have the necessary discipline. $500 a month in savings does add up to quite a bit over the years.

      I was also assuming that the person under the debt would be able to allocate one income completely towards savings, assuming that their spouse is working as well, or that they're living a frugal bachelor's life.

  11. Distracting by skingers6894 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What, and the machine operators are supposed to become more vigilant and effective while watching this peep-show?

    1. Re:Distracting by EvilCabbage · · Score: 1

      I think the eunuchs will have this section of the job market cornered.

  12. hiring? by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 1

    Now how do I get one of these new jobs?

  13. X-Raying "Big Bones". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Could be bad news, though privacy advocates are obviously fighting it."

    At least all the ugly ones are.

  14. sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a sample of what they see:

    http://www.freedomisslavery.info/index.php?p=1138

    1. Re:sample pic by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

      Here's a sample of what they see:

      http://www.freedomisslavery.info/index.php?p=1138


      Wow, that just looks gross, I certainly don't envy them!

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    2. Re:sample pic by Reene · · Score: 1

      Judging by the picture, this doesn't strike me as being too terrible at all. As long as the people at the airport have more maturity than the average nerd on slashdot, well, no big deal. :)

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    3. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those samples look fake for the simple reason that they don't show the gun "through" the body of the person being xrayed. If this version of xray doesn't actually detect metal under the skin, then skinny person could wear a gelatin "fat suit" and hide a gun inside. This would render the technology useless.

      Therefore, I must conclude that the pictures are fake or the technology is in fact a useless invasion of privacy.

    4. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore, I must conclude that the pictures are fake or the technology is in fact a useless invasion of privacy.

      Or that perhaps you ought to RTFA.

    5. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This basically amounts to a strip search? Aren't there laws regarding strip searching? Not sure about the US but there are in Ireland.

    6. Re:sample pic by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      The problem is that I don't think they do. I would show my naked X-Ray to a slashdot nerd before I would show it to fat creepy security guard.

      The last time I had to deal with them at the aiport I was dropping my parents off at the airport to go back to their home country, they spoke very little English and the idiots at the security check point made fun of them and were blurting all kinds of derrogatory comments about them, while my poor mom and dad where trying to understand what they are saying and were getting upset. I tried to find a manager and complain but I was getting the "you must be a terrorist if you want to complain about the integrity of our fine and professional security staff" vibe, so I just gave up.

      These people are highschool drop-outs, or old fat cops that are so stuffed with doughnuts that they cannot run anymore and all they do all day is sit on their ass at the airport pretending to be important.

      Before I would let those people see my naked body I think I would take my slim change of being blown up on a plane. Driving is already riskier by a couple of orders of magnitude.

    7. Re:sample pic by Efinel · · Score: 1

      ewwww !!!
      Ugly people naked !

    8. Re:sample pic by Reene · · Score: 1

      What if they decided this technology was good enough to replace an old-fashioned strip search in most or all cases? To me this seems like a very good alternative, especially if it is implimented in such a way.

      Though I will admit my experience with security guards differs a great deal from yours. None of the security guards I've dealt with fit the old fat guy/highschool drop out stereotype, but were all polite, professional, and seemed to be very mature people that were good at their jobs. I have only ever flown between the airports in Portland Oregon and Burbank California, so perhaps that has something to do with it.

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    9. Re:sample pic by axonal · · Score: 1

      Is that a man or a woman or somewhere inbetween? Looks like a sample image thats made to be friendly for either gender.

    10. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's rather interesting to see that somebody felt "informed" by your statement that you don't envy a certain group of people.

    11. Re:sample pic by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Nice pictures. As for the picture of the guy in the suit watching the monitor... where is his other hand!?

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    12. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I thought so too. Personally I think the modding has deteriorated lately, usually seen by very strange mod categories.

      Not sure though, maybe it's just me.

    13. Re:sample pic by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      It's not in places like Portland and Burbank that you find the questionnable types, but in big airports like JFK in New York. Not long ago I have personally overheard there a conversation between two overweight women working for the TSA. They were making fun of the anatomy of a certain person waiting in line to be screened. I am so nauseated by that incident that I will strongly oppose ever being searched, even remotely like in this proposition, by any TSA employee. Even if it means missing my plane.

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    14. Re:sample pic by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      Sheeple?

      Wow, I'd think it would be hard to convince people you're fighting for their rights when you call them names.

      Sleazy Politician: "I'm here to serve you"
      Activist Website: "You ignorant slut, don't you realize they're taking away your rights. Dumbass"

      Any question why the people in power are in power?

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    15. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:sample pic by dostick · · Score: 1

      This looks like it came from the Tool video :)

    17. Re:sample pic by Chiisu · · Score: 1

      The screener, or her husband/boyfriend/girlfriend? ;)

    18. Re:sample pic by StarWreck · · Score: 1
      Here's a sample of what they see:

      http://www.freedomisslavery.info/index.php?p=1138 [freedomisslavery.info]


      AAAAAAAAH!!!!! Its the creature from Doom 3!! Everybody run for your life!!!!
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    19. Re:sample pic by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Yeah it was Cincinnati, a fairly large hub. Back in the day I knew of a couple of individuals who barely finished highschool and got security positions at the airport. Also hey've had a guard fall alseep on the job there once and had to re-screen everyone from a large terminal. I know that there are different kinds of people on the job, but judging from the experiences I've had, I've only met the bad ones I guess.

    20. Re:sample pic by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1
      This basically amounts to a strip search? Aren't there laws regarding strip searching? Not sure about the US but there are in Ireland.


      Amendment IV to the U. S. Constitution (1791):

      "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

      So basically, the question is "is being scanned by this machine an 'unreasonable' search or not?" To be honest, I think that if we'd all act like grown ups (hint, not: "OMG! I CAN SEE BO0O0BS!"), the public might decide that this is a reasonable tradeoff for security... Then again, it might not.
    21. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's rather interesting to see that somebody felt "informed" by your statement

      It's boneheaded moderators try to "reward" the poster, as funny doesn't add karma. If they *really* feel the need, underrated is a better choice.

    22. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah it was Cincinnati, a fairly large hub. Back in the day I knew of a couple of individuals who barely finished highschool and got security positions at the airport. Also hey've had a guard fall alseep on the job there once and had to re-screen everyone from a large terminal.


      I live in Cincinnati and can reaffirm what is being said. If you want to get searched by a bunch of rednecks who didn't make the police force (and let me tell you, that's bad.. look at the average Cincinnati PD cop or Hamilton county deputy) then by all means stop on by. Seriously, wannabe cops end up doing airport security all the time.

      Want to see the quality of local law enforcement? Just watch the national news. Cincinnati's finest manage to make it in there once every year or so. Contrast this with either the Ohio state police or the police I've dealt with in Arizona.. both of those organizations are fanatically professional.
    23. Re:sample pic by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the airport screeners would be mature adults who have never heard of slashdot?

      After you've seen your first five thousand people pass through the screening, it is just a routine job. No thrill. There is also pressure to screen people rapidly, it is not like you have time to gawk and stare when some hot {dude|chick} passes through.

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    24. Re:sample pic by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      First, why did they specifically mention the flag pin? Does that mean it American to do it and un-American, hence terroristic, to not want to?
      If so then that really is propaganda at least my definition of it. If not then it just looks like it.
      Second, it looks lile a ghost. I wonder what it's HP is.

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    25. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. But tint it green and photoshop some hair in and you have every aging Star Trek geeks wet dream...

    26. Re:sample pic by SamSim · · Score: 1
      1138

      George Lucas doesn't have anything to do with this, does he?

    27. Re:sample pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> George Lucas doesn't have anything to do with this, does he?

      thx for the info

  15. Dammit...I'm a grow-er not a show-er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I'm gonna need to visit a fluffer right before I walk thru the gates.

  16. Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by madsenj37 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most bad government has grown out of too much government.-Thomas Jefferson Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms [of government] those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

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    1. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by qewl · · Score: 1

      Also applicable:
      "Any country willing to exchange freedom for security will not deserve nor ever receive either."
      ~ Benjamin Franklin

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    2. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The size is surely a problem, but the quality is a bigger problem, IMO. More specifically, I'd like to see government's effort to establish peace and prosperity in various parts of the world instead of creating more and more problems. What is even worse is that US government is making a lot of people around the globe very unhappy for good reasons. Trying to make them un-unhappy is far more important than trying to come up a better X-ray machine.

    3. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by nido · · Score: 1
      ... those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.

      And those who benefit from tyranny will figure out how to speed up the process.

      How did the 2004 presidential election come down to GWB vs. John Kerry, both pro-war-freedom-hating-elitist-scumbags? Or, how did GHWB get to be Regan's vice presidential candidate?

      Who wrote the patriot act, so that it was ready to go when the conditions were set for its introduction?

      BILDERBERG EXPOSED

      World Shadow Government Uncovered by AFP Again

      Just one possibility. I don't know much, just that I don't trust establishment media.

      But I do know that I hated school. I like John Taylor Gatto's take on the institution of compulsory brainwashing.. Underground History of American Education
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    4. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by Oxygen99 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The Thomas Jefferson Experience"? Man, my band has just found itself a new name!

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    5. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.

      TJ was wrong. US Government is much bigger now than it was then. But we do not have millions of people enslaved by people like him anymore.

      The thing is, he was concerned about liberty and wellbeing for elite, rich people like himself. And maybe the very wealthy would be better off with a smaller government and lower taxes. But the vast majority of people benefit from government services.

    6. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Thomas Jefferson Airplane?

    7. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by MrScience · · Score: 1

      It'll never happen here. See, we're a set of independent states, held loosely together by a federal government that ensures interstate cooperation, handles country-wide threats, and deals with interstate rule breakers. Kind of like the EU.

      Err, well... at least that's how it was originally.

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    8. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My tin foil hat goes off to you sir

    9. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by madsenj37 · · Score: 1

      A lot of our population works for the government. Many do not care for politics or to vote. I would call that some form of slavery.

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    10. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by hikerhat · · Score: 1
      This idea that big government leads to tyranny is complete bull shit. The mystical "founders" of the U.S. government were a bunch of white supremacist misogynistic wankers where were wrong far more than they were right. Quoting them is usually a bad idea.

      Get yourself a world map, and stick a pin in the place you most don't want to live. Then read up on that place. I'm sure you'll find that place has no real government now, and never had "big government".

      Now stick a pin in the country you would most like to live in. Odds are it has a "big government" (whatever that is) that is involved in the daily lives of nearly all its citizens.

      Now ask any non-white or non-straight or non-Christian or non-male person in the U.S. if they think the U.S. is a worse place to live now than it was 50 years ago when the government was smaller, or 75 years ago when the government was smaller, or 150 years ago when the government was smaller. It may not be much better. But it sure as hell isn't worse.

    11. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My my, aren't we irritated this morning? What's the matter pumpkin, did you rip your vintage Che Guevara shirt in the laundry?

    12. Re:Thomas Jefferson saw this coming by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 1

      "...white supremacist misogynistic wankers.."

      "white"

      Who gives a shit? We're all equal regardless of our skin colour.

      "supremacist"

      I assume you're using Thomas as one of these people, so let me remind you that he actually had advocated the abolishment of slavery(yes, black people slavery) and even tried to pass a law for it in 1784(as well as, IIRC, having something that destroyed slavery in the constitution.) Both failed to win the number of votes needed.
      Look it up before you start proclaiming fiction as fact.

      In case you were wondering, Thomas Jefferson's slaves came from inheritance, not from choice. He believed slavery was a terrible thing no matter who you were and he meant it. Yes, he could've released them, but that would've been as good as execution or giving them to someone worse. Honestly, do you think that a set of slaves running around in the 18th century would've gotten any sympathy from 95 percent of the population? All TJ could do was treat them as well as he could.

      "wanker"

      Again, who gives a shit? Every man masturbates.

      I think I've said what I need to say at the moment.

  17. Somehow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Somehow I don't think the screeners will be having much fun. Sure, once in a while they'll get some hot sauce, but when I walk through? They'll get an overweight 6' tall fat guy, with a prince albert. Take that!

  18. Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You'd have to be a pretty big Pollyanna to believe that removing all security at the airport will result in safer air travel. There has to be some balance as to what is acceptable security and what is over the limit.

    This falls on the "acceptable security" side for me. This, paired with a metal detector would mean almost 100% transparency with regards to body-carried weapons. Even ceramic items like knives or a Glock would be caught by the X-ray whereas the metal detector alone would have missed them.

    There is a chance that some perv would get the job as x-ray screener, but that's a chance you take in any position (ask someone you know who has worked at a fast food restaurant what kind of nasty stuff goes on there).

    This can only result in faster screening, less intrusive body searches, and greater security. I can't see what anyone could complain about. (That's a lie, I can see plenty of Chicken Littles finding plenty to complain about)

  19. When can we expect... by Mister+Impressive · · Score: 5, Funny

    When can we expect the retail eye-wear version of this technology to be mass produced?

    </obligatory>

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    1. Re:When can we expect... by Cutterex · · Score: 1

      http://www.kaya-optics.com/products/applications.s html

      A camera would be more subtle than a headset anyway, I suspect.

    2. Re:When can we expect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By now I would buy the USB plugable version for my notebook.

    3. Re:When can we expect... by jac1962 · · Score: 1

      They've been available for years:

      X-Ray Specs

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    4. Re:When can we expect... by ghostmagic · · Score: 0

      When can we expect the retail eye-wear version of this technology to be mass produced? As long as it only takes one hand to operate it... /obligatory as well

    5. Re:When can we expect... by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      The original nightshot cameras occasionally show up on ebay, and there are mods you can do to the current nightshot cams to get the same functionality...

  20. Time to register... by testednegative · · Score: 1

    www.airportexxposed.com

    i don't care if people see me naked, but thers always the argument of "i don't want a random stranger seeing me naked" or what if he stores it ?

    you NEVER know. the sooner you come to grips with that, the sooner you can live for real.

    1. Re:Time to register... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Hm, maybe finally people will start finding a use for that .aero domain.

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  21. Airports... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed with all the crap that one goes through that airlines are still in business.

    I reached the "I'll walk instead" point a while ago.

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    Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    1. Re:Airports... by datafr0g · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice.

      After all, swimming the atlantic ocean isn't too much of a chore once you get used to it.

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      "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
    2. Re:Airports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I reached the "I'll walk instead" point a while ago.

      And you have only eight more months left before you reach your destination. Congratulations!

    3. Re:Airports... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I said WALK. So your joke should go along the lines of "after all, dragging a city sized tank of liquid nitrogen across the atlantic ocean isn't too much of a chore once you get used to it".

      Of course, if you're gunna accept swimming as a walking substitute, you could also consider meandering about a cruise ship a decent substitute too.

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    4. Re:Airports... by datafr0g · · Score: 1

      that was no joke... you're making this far too complicated and I think it's part of a deliberate ploy to avoid me.

      OK. you win. I'm taking a plane.

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      "Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
    5. Re:Airports... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      If I won you wouldn't be eagerly feeding an industry that values your lack of privacy and treats all clients like terrorists because there are lottery-type odds that they are.

      Never mind all the stupid news stories it generates.

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    6. Re:Airports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The security at US airports is stupid -- it's "in your face" and very obtrusive, but accomplishes nothing.

      Try flying out of, say, Dorval in Montreal some time. (My most regular airport). They ACTUALLY do the security checks. It takes minutes. They swipe my laptop for explosives, etc, and I'm on my way with no fuss and "good" security (notice the quotations, please".

      Boston, La Guardia, etc -- it's a massive ordeal that ends in nothing. It takes forever, you feel "abused", and EVERYTHING makes it through.

      I went through 17 US airports with a butane lighter in my laptop bag (not allowed). No one ever caught it or said anything, even though in each airport they spent at least 5 minutes dealing with my laptop.

      I put it on the scanner in MTL, at most 20 seconds later I had a polite "Sir, do you have a lighter in your bag? Can I see it please?" and within 45 seconds it was all settled and I was on my way.

  22. I want this job ! by earthstar · · Score: 1
    Could someone please tell me quicky , how to apply for this job of looking through clothes ?

    What a job !
    See ppl naked and get paid ! wah!



    I want this job badly !
  23. Meh, it was implemented some time ago by skomes · · Score: 1

    I remember reading a story about this, people were given the choice of going through a see through screening machine, or going through more intensive screening procedures, and they were allowed to see the images of themselves. Still, this is far too intrusive, how long before there are no other screening procedures, and only this machines that see through clothing? Although, I guess all the terrorists are going to start getting fatter, thereby heightening their chances of diabetes, early death, etc., not to mention reducing their ability to go through those training camps. As well, this'll make them buy 2 seats next time they feel like crashing a plane. So, in a way, maybe this will be a good and effective tool after all.

  24. (OFFTOPIC) Slow day? by Yuioup · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    News updates have been slowing down at slashdot. Has this got to do with the recent layoffs at OSDN? I'm suprised slashdot hasn't picked up this story yet:

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/26/dotnet_lon ghorn/

    Y

    1. Re:(OFFTOPIC) Slow day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you submit the article? if not, how do you know that anyone else did?

  25. Re:well by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

    my wiener?

    Wife's breasteses?

    More the second. That's something i want to hide from people who aren't me or baby.

  26. This is old by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Informative

    Maybe not a repost on slashdot, but I remember reading about this in Time over a year ago ( 2 years ago? ).

    This is old tech, and while privacy is a concern, I'd rather have someone checkin' out my jimmah if it means weapons have a lesser chance of getting on the plane.

    As an asside: I don't think tighter passenger security is where we should be headed: I think we should lock down the air planes. The cockpit simply isn't accessable from the main carrage of the plane, there would literally be a seperate entrance externally. Further, I favor undercover armed guards on every flight. Police officers, if you will.

    I think this would go a long way in making our flights more secure, without having to resort to privacy encroachment methods.

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    1. Re:This is old by skomes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Might be kind of tough for the flight attendant to serve the pilots their meals on long distance flights by traversing the exterior of the plane.

    2. Re:This is old by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who thinks that airline security is a red herring?

      Hijacking is a mug's game now. In the old days, when terrorists were generally of the communist variety, they'd demand that the plane be flown to Cuba or wherever was currently flavour-of-the-month, and there they would get off and the plane would be allowed to go on its way. Or else they'd sit on the tarmac surrounded by armed police and hold the passengers hostage while they issued their demands; then either the police negotiator would obtain their surrender, or the demands would be met, or the SAS go in and kill all the bad guys.

      Whatever the outcome, your best chance of survival as a passenger is to sit tight and not cause trouble.

      The rules changed in 2001. Now, if someone attempts to hijack a plane, the assumption has got to be that it's a kamikaze mission. In which case your best chance of survival is to have a go at overpowering the terrorists. You may die in the attempt, but if the mission is completed you're dead anyway.

      Moreover, not only will the passengers on a hijacked airliner be prepared to fight now; governments will have no qualms about shooting down an airliner if necessary.

      September 11 changed the rules of the game. Aircraft hijacking has got to be a thing of the past for any sensible terrorist. Bombing airliners, perhaps, Lockerbie-style, but not hijacking them.

      Personally, I'd be thinking about ships. What if I could get a couple of decent-sized carbombs into the hold of a Channel ferry and detonate them halfway across the Strait of Dover? Not only do I likely kill a great many people as the ship sinks (though some will get to the lifeboats), I also leave a large hazard to shipping on the rather shallow bed of the busiest bit of sea on earth. Economic havoc.

      Or what about the supertankers? Is there any reason that the hijack scenario of The Devil's Alternative is unreasonable?

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    3. Re:This is old by hugzz · · Score: 1
      keeping our flights safe? exactly how many planes per year are hijacked and everyone on board killed in the united states? just a rough average since air flight was introduced please. . .

      Exactly how many flights are there per day? There must be a one in a billion or so chance of a plane being hijacked. I'd rather take my chances than knowing that air port staff are checking out my little sister.

      Might buy a lottery ticker while i'm at it..

    4. Re:This is old by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      Except you just gave your plan away. The government is already tapping your phone.

      Seriosly though, one of my friends talked about how it would be possible to assasinate the prezid3nt on kuri5hin and the next thing he knows is the secret service coming to his work wanting to talk to him. It was a similar discussion to this about national security and such and he theorized about a possible weakness in the system and posted it during his lunch hour at work. The secret service people wipe thier butts with the first ammendment and liberties. They came and searched his house and questioned his wife and daughters. That happened before sept. 11 , now they'd probably lock him up without an explanation, all of that because of discussing in very general and vague details a possible security problem.

    5. Re:This is old by rampant+poodle · · Score: 1

      Good points. Out of all the "increased security" policies and procedures foisted upon us since 2001, two have prevented hijackings and saved lives. Neither is offensive or intrusive.
      1. Locked/armored cockpit doors.
      2. The willingness of passengers to rise up a beat the shite out of potential hijackers, (and a few drunken hooligans)

    6. Re:This is old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Might buy a lottery ticker while i'm at it.

      you should buy a ticket as well, the ticker is only gonna show you the money you didn't win.

    7. Re:This is old by hackstraw · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think this would go a long way in making our flights more secure, without having to resort to privacy encroachment methods.

      If security were the goal, their behavior would be entirely different.

      Think about it, we have the largest standing peacetime military in the world, yet we don't even guard our own border in err of _millions_ of people walking across it illegally and then living here illegally (although illegal citizens have more rites than a legal citizen who has or may have broken the law, but thats another story).

      History shows that a society cannot be dominant in the world more than about 300-400 years. They expand and then collapse from their size, or the government goes into some kind of fascist or other ubercontrolled mode that simply cannot be sustained.

      Sometimes you would have never guessed that we were a country that was founded by people that wanted to be free of persecution, government religion, and unfair taxes, and were willing to die for those freedoms.

      Now we are such a femalecentric bunch of wimps that will do anything because we are so scared of the boogieman.

    8. Re:This is old by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Except you just gave your plan away. The government is already tapping your phone.

      Point.

      So, this to the lads at GCHQ reading this thread: no, I'm not planning to bomb the Channel ferries. But if I was, what exactly would stop me, assuming I wasn't damn fool enough to tell the world about my plans on Slashdot?

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    9. Re:This is old by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have someone checkin' out my jimmah...

      As an asside...

      Freudian slip, perhaps?

    10. Re:This is old by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      Not really, a grid-lock type of enterence for food in to the cockpit. Have it so if you open it, you can't see in (to prevent orders such as CRASH HERE OR I SHOOT YOU)

    11. Re:This is old by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      that line was a joke, the rest wasn't

    12. Re:This is old by Tom · · Score: 1

      Which idiots modded the parent up as informative?

      All of the "aside" points were thrown out three years ago.

      Seperating the cockpit was discussed. It's harder than it appears, for a bunch of reasons, and carries additional risks and problems you're overlooking in the simplistic approach.

      Armed guards are what Israel uses, and yes, they are effective. They're also expensive. How many air sheriffs would you need to cover national flights within the US alone? Only numbers I could find are delayed flights (300,000 last year) and total passengers (655 mio.). A rought estimate on that last number makes it clear that you'd need around 100,000 of your "armed guards" at least, figuring in logistics, sick days, etc. we're probably talking 200,000 jobs here. That's somewhere in the area of $10 billion. A year.

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    13. Re:This is old by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

      Tower, yes this is flight 281. Ah, we're in this new plane with no internal cockpit door, and I - well, where's the head? I need to take a pee...

      Sure, we could redesign the planes in the way you suggest, but seeing as how the darn things last like 30 years (and it would be more expensive and less efficient to have to have a head in the cockpit), I don't see this happening...

    14. Re:This is old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is old tech, and while privacy is a concern, I'd rather have someone checkin' out my jimmah if it means weapons have a lesser chance of getting on the plane.

      Would you prefer to be standing behind a suicide bomber in the line to get X-rayed? Maybe he'll just give up when they discover the explosives on him (:

    15. Re:This is old by Baorc · · Score: 1

      How bout we just make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

    16. Re:This is old by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Think about it, we have the largest standing peacetime military in the world

      America hasn't been at peace since the Korea war. Ever since then your troops have been involved in combat somewhere around the planet.

      They expand and then collapse from their size, or the government goes into some kind of fascist or other ubercontrolled mode that simply cannot be sustained.

      At least we are able to say that we were around to see it happen.

      Now we are such a femalecentric bunch of wimps that will do anything because we are so scared of the boogieman.

      That stragegy has worked for thousands of years. All the religions have used it, the Nazi's, the Israeli's, numerous other facists blah blah blah. Why change it?

    17. Re:This is old by DrXym · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Privacy is a concern? It's not just a concern, it's completely discarded. And for little gain, since anyone savvy about such measures would shift their attack to some place else.


      For example I shudder when I see the huge snaking queues caused by heightened security at most airports. It would be absolutely trivial to take out a hundred people and severely injure several hundred more in any major US airport. How so? Wait for some popular holiday (e.g. this weekend) and walk in the front door with a suitcase full of high explosives and nails. Then locate the huge winding security line and detonate the bomb.


      Once that becomes ineffective, shift to other venues where people gather - malls, cinemas, concerts, nightclubs etc.

    18. Re:This is old by jarran · · Score: 1

      Rumours have it that scientists are already working on a projected codenamed "Packed Lunch". There are currently few details, but unconfirmed reports suggest that it could revolutionise the lives of people all over the world who need to eat in areas without easy access to cooking equipment.

    19. Re:This is old by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And how much is it going to cost to put one of these peek-a-boo scanners at the entrance to every airline terminal in the US?

    20. Re:This is old by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      America hasn't been at peace since the Korea war. Ever since then your troops have been involved in combat somewhere around the planet.

      Yeah, unofficially we have been economically dependent on war since WWII, but most of our military involvements have been fairly quiet, and we rarely officially declare war.

      That stragegy has worked for thousands of years. All the religions have used it, the Nazi's, the Israeli's, numerous other facists blah blah blah. Why change it?

      Yes, that too is true. The why change it part is almost amusing. Granted I just learned about the control via irrational fear thing, but your right. Its been around for a long time, but its not that commonly known by people.

      Just out of curiosity glesga_kiss, where are you from?

    21. Re:This is old by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Yeah, unofficially we have been economically dependent on war since WWII, but most of our military involvements have been fairly quiet, and we rarely officially declare war.

      Hmm.. reminds me of a certain country in Europe during the 30s and 40s of the previous century.

      That is, untill they decided to not declare war but wage a full-scale one anyway.

      Just for the record, the USA is still at war with North Korea strictly spoken. That there is a truce does not change that, the war was never ended officially, and no final settlement has been reached.

    22. Re:This is old by phallstrom · · Score: 1

      "As an asside: I don't think tighter passenger security is where we should be headed: I think we should lock down the air planes."

      I've always thought they should just gas the whole plane. Put everyone to sleep for the duration of the flight. Sure would make the trip more enjoyable... sit down, cound backwards from 10, wake up and and you're there! :-)

    23. Re:This is old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd rather have someone checkin' out my jimmah if it means weapons have a lesser chance of getting on the plane.
      You're a fucking jackass. I hope that full body cavity searches with a plunger are mandatory one of these days so that you have the pleasure of demonstrating that you indeed do not have any weapons on your person. In the grand scheme of things your life is not that precious. Just because you want to be safe does not mean that millions of people have to be raped at the airports.
    24. Re:This is old by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I would add one more, that I've never seen anyone suggest:

      A brig. Aka, a small room we can lock people in.

      Useful for dealing with drunk hooligans, and a place to put captured terrorists before the passengers kill them.

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    25. Re:This is old by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Granted I just learned about the control via irrational fear thing, but your right. Its been around for a long time, but its not that commonly known by people.

      The Nazi's are a great one to start with if you want to read into this. They had the people scared of the Jewish terrorists, and when Hitler burned down the Reistag and blamed it on them, it game him the power to start a pre-emtive was neccessary to "protect" their homeland from people who were attacking their way of life. Sound familiar?

      One of my all time favourite quotes:

      "Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger."

      -- Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

      Just out of curiosity glesga_kiss, where are you from?

      Glasgow, Scotland. Surprisingly.... ;-)

    26. Re:This is old by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      Just to spell this out you would get the FC meals on board the same way you would get the FC on board (this also would slightly increase the security on the flight by preventing somebody from poisining the crew) It may limit the menu to what can be stuffed in a "cooler" but that might be a GOOD THING

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    27. Re:This is old by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Do you have aby idea what pilots make? Adding a pair of security gaurds, even well paid ones, would add a relatively small amount of cost. Figure $65k for a four day work week and two flights a day (avg 3h ea), that's only $500* a flight - about $2.50 per paying seat on anything larger than a commuter (which probably would be exempt).

      *4 day week allows for the elimintation of specified "holidays", essentally reducing the labor burden. The number cited includes 40% labor burden plus 10% O&P.

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    28. Re:This is old by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      More seriously, if the flight crew becomes incapacitated there would be no way for anyone on board to get to the cockpit to assist them, call for help, or fly the damned thing.

    29. Re:This is old by Tom · · Score: 1

      That's $2.50 or so off an already thin profit margin. Marking all your prices up $4 or so ($2.50 plus taxes, etc.) is not going to be very good for business.

      I used to know what pilots make. However, you can not compare these, because the plane won't fly without someone flying it. It will fly just as well without a guard. One is a necessary expense, the other isn't.

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    30. Re:This is old by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, they do fly themselves. It's the take-off and landing where they can't do without the humans.

      Although I fly fairly rarely, if faced with a long screeners line and an empty portal with a fellow taking $5 bills to just walk right on, I'd find my wallet pretty fast. Especiallly since, in "my" plane, there'd be trained marshalls, just in case.

      I know that not everyone would agree with me, but we're already paying a tax to cover the TSA screeners. Why not just roll that over. One of the advantages is that "everyone" pays the bill, so its not like certain airlines would be at a disadvantage. Air Traffic passenger volumnes are back to pre-9-11 levels, so the higher prices due to taxes and fuel surcharges (hidden, but there) are not preventing folks from flying.

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    31. Re:This is old by Tom · · Score: 1

      Although I fly fairly rarely, if faced with a long screeners line and an empty portal with a fellow taking $5 bills to just walk right on, I'd find my wallet pretty fast. Especiallly since, in "my" plane, there'd be trained marshalls, just in case.

      In case of what? Someone having a strap-on bomb?

      Face it: The options are scanners and air marshalls, not just marshalls.

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  27. Two sides by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The human in me thinks this is a twisted invasion of privacy , the man side thinks woo naked chicks sweet job.
    However the human side wins out here , this is totaly unacceptable . they will have to have seperat entrances for men and woman as people are uncomfy with a member of th oposite sex seeing them in the all together(not everyone mind you) .I know its wrong and a body is just a body but that is still not a belive that everyone shares and people have issues about this.
    If i want sweaty security gaurds seeing me in the buff i will get a website for it , I don't want to have this foist upon me by over zelous national security.

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    1. Re:Two sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the man side thinks woo naked chicks sweet job.

      Until the man sees the dick on said sweet chick. ;-)

    2. Re:Two sides by Pastis · · Score: 1

      Talking about oposite sex, what about gay people or those thinking about changing sex?

      If they are goign to be scanned, should they go on the other queue? And if they are workers should they be allowed to look at people who fall in their potential list of partners?

      In the city where I currently live (Oslo, Norway) teachers and students of training clubs take their showers together. Naked of course.

      What's funny is that (for example) most dance teachers are gays. So I guess they maybe enjoy their showers more than their heterosexual teachers counterparts! :)

      I don't have any issue with it, but if we start making black and white decisions, we should remember that the world has a lot of grey...

    3. Re:Two sides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans are weird. If I'm going to be dancing around naked I would prefer it was with the opposite sex.

    4. Re:Two sides by fusion9290991 · · Score: 1
      they will have to have seperat entrances for men and woman as people are uncomfy with a member of th oposite sex seeing them in the all together(not everyone mind you)

      what would they do with the cross-dressers? :)

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  28. Video of scanner in action by PDA_Boy · · Score: 1

    Presumably this will be called "Debbie Does Dulles"? And terrorists can no longer wear thick clothes to disguise weapons- people will see through that straight away!

  29. wow, this will never fly by downsize · · Score: 1

    "Well, you'll see basically everything," said Bill Scannell, a privacy advocate and technology consultant. "It shows nipples. It shows the clear outline of genitals."

    now we can't get the majority of our nation to understand our generation's rules and what should and should not be allowed - nor can get get them to differentiate between a file swapper and a copyright infringer, but they know when their johnson or kitty is being exposed and they'll fight against that.

    I don't care, really - as long as I get my thumbs up and a smile from the scanner after I pass though, and then perhaps a little high-mile club action

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    do you have shinyfeet?
  30. Are you suprised? What did you expect? by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Funny
    The city of boston started with 1000 camera's for the convention, promising it was only for the convention, then deciding to keep them.

    The city of chicago followed next, installing 3000 camera's. They can look inside cars. They can tell if you're smoking a joint. They can tell if you're talking to a prostitute.

    The city of naperville is installing fingerprint machines in order for people to use the library.

    The United States Congress is pushing for a national ID card, with biometrics.

    Lets face it, people will soon be tracked, it will be impossible to just slip into a city. The police will know who you are and where you are at all times.

    They will soon take your DNA, without your agreement. Anyone hear about DNA dragnets being used in towns? And it is easy for them to get it. They pull you over in your car, they take you down to the station with a bogus charge. They take your picture and fingerprints. They then tell you, we'll we made a mistake, sorry, you're free to go. And as you leave, they vacum up the hair that fell out off your head. Now they have all the information, and there is nothing you can do about it.

    So what if they can see you naked? Big deal. That should be the least of your worries, that Officer Friendly can see your wee-wee. What would worry me more is he can keep a tab on what your reading at the library.

    Databases are here to stay, and in the future your whole life will exist in a database, somewhere.

    It sucks, but that is the preperation for the revolution. If you're not willing to work 50 hours a week just to cover your rent, you will be labled a terrorist. Cuba is waiting for all who complain.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG, you mean you might actually get caught doing something illegal?!

    2. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by mnbjhguyt · · Score: 1

      Lets face it, people will soon be tracked, it will be impossible to just slip into a city. The police will know who you are and where you are at all times.

      that's going to be impossible for regular people.
      criminals, terrorists, or whoever are going to find a way to get fake IDs, fake fingerprints, and so on. It's as simple as bribing someone who issues them.
      talk about illusion of security...

    3. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by befletch · · Score: 1

      I love the quote at the bottom of the page right now. I wonder if it is intentional:

      Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop
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      If you say, "now I'll be modded down because of X", I'll happily oblige.
    4. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by camcorder · · Score: 1

      That would probably happen in future of your American Dream, but not in near future of Europe. Europe is alot more respectful to human rights, and against that much government authority than US. There're hundred of examples of that. Btw, if US want to stay as Super Power, that's really a stupid way to go for them. Most of the scientists moved to United States from old communist nations, did not go there to show their wee-wee to security guard, but not to have government hand in their pocket. Seems like trend is moving forward, and I'm really happy to see it.

    5. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by jos3000 · · Score: 1

      (Score:5, Depressing)

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    6. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. And it gets modded up for being funny.

    7. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How in the living fuck did the parent get modded Funny? Insightful? Interesting? Depressing and angry-making beyond belief? All yes. Fucking funny?

      Some points to consider:

      1) It's true, sheeple - IIRC, the majority of (all?) examples given are actually real.

      2) Given it's true, it's a fucking disgrace. It's cause for armed rebellion in the streets, not a few confortable chuckles.

      I always avoid content-free posts from people carping about the moderation system, but Jesus Fucking Christ on a crutch. /rant

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      Everything in moderation, including moderation itself
    8. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      I want to know what idiot stupid pricks get these jobs, or are we sorounded by millions of people with NO SOULS, or people with virgin newbie souls that never have been on earth before that are shall we say, baby souls. I wonder what their
      parents of spouses think where they work jobs where they 'police people' or are they the sort that just 'follow orders Mr KLink'. Evolution IS NOT WORKING, everyone is living, at least when times are heard, the stupid DIE. Now they seam to live ,get free stuff, and end up in power controlling others.

      I swear there are many people I see or experience that I have to wonder, are they really brain dead, or robots, or a mindlessly boring or aliens? or govt workers? Some people are just no smarter than dogs. Where have they come from.

      Maybe we need a big disaster, 50 volcanoes or 1000000000x gamma ray burst from the centre of the milky way, which we would have zero chance of pre-detecting.

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      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    9. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what European country you're from, but there are definitely more rights in the U.S. than in France. USers, for example, cannot be thrown in jail for writing to their representatives. USers also have a right to a FAIR (egalitarian) trial, which is not the case in France because their legal system does not recognize precedent, so two accused persons under the exact same circumstances can receive completely different rulings.

      While the US government is becoming alarmingly fascist, your super-supra-nationalism certainly isn't any better.

    10. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by acid_zebra · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that intelligence equals evolutionary fitness... while I see overwhelming proof that stupidity is winning out.

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      -- No Sig is a Good Sig
    11. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      And I've got, "You fill a much-needed gap" at the bottom of mine. I wonder if that means the govt. is going to start using citizens for construction materials.

    12. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by jcr · · Score: 1

      . Europe is alot more respectful to human rights, and against that much government authority than US.

      You're kidding, right?

      In Europe, people get prosecuted for defending themselves from criminals, and to add insult to injury, the criminals get public funded legal aid to sue their victims.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    13. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      In the UK already a large proportion (over 10 percent) of black males and a significant proportion of other males have had their DNA taken by the police in the last couple of years (mouth swabs) and put on file. Conviction is not required, since the courts ruled that taking DNA is not an invasion of privacy. So I wouldn't count on those safeguards.

    14. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by poor_boi · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the only way to cope with the absurdity of life is to laugh at it. Camus.

    15. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

      > They can tell if you're smoking a joint. They can tell if you're talking to a prostitute.

      It's not illegal to smoke a hand-rolled cigarettes or to talk to a known prostitute.

      I don't reallly have problems with police being able to see public roads with cameras. That's what they do when they go on patrol - now there's a more cost efficient way.

      > The United States Congress is pushing for a national ID card, with biometrics.

      Most of us allowed immigrants to be IDed in this fashion without kicking up much fuss, now we're paying for it by having the shit fly full swing towards us.

      Personally I don't care if anyone saw me naked with or without x-rays, as long as I don't get in trouble for it. I'm more concerned about any potential health or hardware hazards from X-RAYS...

    16. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, it's the same in every other Western countries that have gun control (which is to say: the rest of the free world).

      The measure of a society is how it treats its least desirables. The US ranks down there with China and Russia on that one.

      I hate to break it to you, but as one American to another, if you think you're living in the best country in the world, think again. Sure, the US is in the top 10 at least, but it's been in a slide for the last few decades. I'd recommend trying to save it instead instead of knee-jerk defenses. It doesn't take much for the US Gov to decide you're not desirable.

    17. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      What is your complaint, exactly? You'd like to be able to get away with crimes?

    18. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, despite all that paranoia, you didn't post AC. You're so brave. We'd light a candle for you, but we don't want to get taken away too.

    19. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to controling crime is not to attempt to watch everything that everyone is doing all the time, but rather to raise well-mannered members of society. Negative reinforcement is not always the best teaching tool.

    20. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1
      Lets face it, people will soon be tracked, it will be impossible to just slip into a city. The police will know who you are and where you are at all times.

      <sigh> I cannot tell you how weary I am of hearing that. It would do you and all your ilk a world of good to go work for the FBI or the police, even as an intern, for a stretch of time.

      For starters, no government agency has remotely enough manpower to keep track of "who you are and where you are at all times". They barely have enough manpower to keep up with their current tasks. I challenge you to find a single law enforcement agency in this country that would tell you they have plenty of people to handle their workload, thanks.

      Second, think for a moment the kind of processing power it would take to track everybody all the time automatically. It just doesn't exist. Heck, the storage to store it all probably doesn't exist, not for the Orwellian future you're imagining. "Oh, let's see where John Doe was last Thursday. Say, here's a video of him talking to a prostitute on Main Street! Send a car to his house."

      Third, if the tech did exist, you know it would be phenomenally expensive; where's the return on the investment? What could possibly make such a massive expenditure of money worth it? If you think Congress is going to divert a couple trillion dollars for something like this, you're insane.

      Fourth, if you're smoking joints or picking up prostitutes, you deserve to get caught. If you're worried that they're watching you when you're not engaged in illegal activities...

      FIFTH, get off your high horse and face the fact that nobody cares what you do with your private time. Nobody is interested in "tracking you" to see where you go and what you do. Some stupidly huge percentage of Americans live law-abiding lives of quiet, boring desperation; recording every one into some database would be phenomenally silly.

      In closing, get a grip.

      Doug

    21. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMFG you mean you might actually get trumped up charges with falsified evidence ?

      Yes, yes, you're absolutely right. Asshole.

    22. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US is no different. You still have to go to court to get the charges dropped for self defense as an extenuating circumstance to murder (or assault, should the person not die).

      A few states have a few exceptions (for instance, in Texas you can kill a trespasser, as long as he's in your house. If he crawls out the door and dies, or even throws himself out a window, you better get the body back inside, or you will get a murder charge.

      And hey, if you don't have any money, you'll even get a court-appointed, government-paid lawyer!

    23. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      If you think Congress is going to divert a couple trillion dollars for something like this, you're insane.

      No, I think you fail to understand the insanity of the neocons in power. They continually threaten comedians and talk show hosts for discussing things like "sending our army into iraq without armor was like sending animals to slaughter". The truth scares the shit out of them, because they have long since abandoned any pretense of honesty.

      You can believe that the neocons are jizzing their pants over this tech, thinking about how they can use this to put away those annoying liberals for good instead of just making weak threats of "treason" for telling the truth about the vast waste of money their campaign has been. How many billions of dollars were spent on the war before they got around to "gee maybe we should armor our vehicles so fewer soldiers die every day"? Of course, these are also the people who attack those who want the soldiers to come home now while they're still alive as "anti-american" and "anti-soldiers", because "pro-americans" would support the death of every last soldier out there 100%

      And do you know what? The system doesn't HAVE to work. All they have to do is convince 12 people that the system is perfect and cannot fail, and you can arrest whoever you damn well please, with faked evidence nobody would dispute.

      The sad thing is that it's already happening. this is just the abuse of the system in the state of Texas. Thousands of cases potentially based on lies, dressed up as "indisputable" DNA evidence.

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      If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
    24. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      As nice as it would be to simply have a society comprised of only well-mannered citizens, we don't have any such thing. Even if we did, it wouldn't take too long for someone to realize that, without some serious law enforcement, they could get away with murder.

      Everyone complains about our rights being eroded by hardcore anti-crime tactics, etc., but that's the universal penalty for people being greedy and stupid. I don't see any obvious alternative -- if terrorists are willing to actually kill themselves for their nonsense religous convictions, then some pretty strict methods to prevent this from happening must be in place.

    25. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by karmatic · · Score: 1

      if terrorists are willing to actually kill themselves for their nonsense religous convictions, then some pretty strict methods to prevent this from happening must be in place. ... just like Isreal?

      Making bombs is easy. Really easy. Outlawing terrorism, and "high security" won't stop a suicide bomber from simply walking to a security checkpoint and blowing himself up.

    26. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is why i'm not liking the way england is going. With that recent story about the US wanting our "proposed" (Blair wants them so don't be fooled into thinking we have a choice) ID cards to be compatible with yours, so they can be read in both countries. We are edging, however slowly, closer to that nightmare vision of George Orwell's
      It's not only the fact that this kinda thing does little to thwart determined terrorists, inconveniences the "average joe", will (at least here in England) be handled by incompetent private companies in it purely for the money, but it's also that with all this, it will be us - the public - that have to pay the bill.
      i can only hope that Blair chooses such an incompetent company to handle our ID cards that it fails miserably. The chance of that is probably reasonable

    27. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by mmeister · · Score: 1

      It's not illegal to smoke a hand-rolled cigarettes or to talk to a known prostitute.

      Not YET anyway. However, it is plausible that they could use this information against you at a later time. Even blackmail you, especially if you have a public-image.

      I don't reallly have problems with police being able to see public roads with cameras. That's what they do when they go on patrol - now there's a more cost efficient way.

      Well, I do. Because that is only beginning. Washington D.C. is a great example. They have cameras that take pictures of red light runners. Well, Actually they take pictures of the car -- then the owner (or registered user) is sent a fine in the mail 2 months later. If you don't respond -- your assume guilt and will be assessed additional late-penalties. And it doesn't matter if they sent it to the wrong address -- you're assumed guilty anyway.

      How do I know this? Because I accidently opened a letter in my mailbox which turned out to be for a neighbor (although the address was WRONG).

      We are nothing more than a source of revenue. In the past year, the TSA issued 10,000 fines for bringing banned items to the airport. So they confiscate the item and then fine you an arbitrary amount ($250-$10,000). Oh, and then they put you in their secret database (Ms. Lauren Stover of the TSA admitted this publicly to the local news).

      FREEDOM ROCKS!!

    28. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by fr2asbury · · Score: 1

      That's not the problem. These tools could in theory help in any fight against crime. So far so good. The problem begins when the current powers that be decide that it is a crime to disagree with the current authority. Tools like these can be used then to prevent people from gathering to discuss problems in the current administration.
      If enough privacy restricting measures are put in place and say the Republicans in office take a notion to call off future elections. They can use these tools to make sure nobody gets too organized in any fight against that new policy.
      Now that's the extreme example, but it's hardly without precident in world politics.

    29. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      You've got a good point - the average govt is not interested in tracking the average punter. However, having a legal and technological infrastructure in place that makes harrassment and surveillance possible means that, if any one individual is playing up, it is possible to make their life a misery.

      "Enemy of the state" was a work of fiction, but the infrastructure is largely there already (certainly it is in the UK, where I live - you can't walk two feet from your front door without tripping over a CCTV camera). And it could be abused. Maybe you deserve to be caught if you're smoking a joint, but do you deserve to have your homophobic boss find out you're gay, just cos you pissed off a federal agent?

      Mostly I trust our current democratic governments, but that doesn't mean they'll always be trustworthy - look at the Mugabe fiasco in Zimbabwe. I'm not keen on things like this because they are open to abuse and the strength of the democratic system partially relies on people being able to protest without having to worry about being messed about. "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone" is a really bad way to run a democracy.

      In closing, it's only paranoia until they really are out to get you.

      --
      For the love of God, please learn to spell "ridiculous"!!!
    30. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The measure of a society is how it treats its least desirables. The US ranks down there with China and Russia on that one.


      Spoken like a fuckhead who thinks going to Mexico is an overseas vacation.

      I've lived in Turkey and have seen their jails and I know a number of Russians who have given me feedback about theirs. You're an idiot. There is NO comparison.
    31. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by subodhg · · Score: 1

      Who needs manpower when you have computers do datamining for you? Storage is cheap my friend. Haven't you heard about Yahoo, Google, Xasa, etc etc... What do you think was the return of investment for war on IRAQ and AGHANISTAN? OR the 82 Billion Dollar that BUSH is trying to get for the same?

    32. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by geomon · · Score: 1

      Heh... good one ;)

      Mine says "You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke? -- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remus"

      Obscure, isn't it?

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      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    33. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by geomon · · Score: 1

      I've lived in Turkey and have seen their jails and I know a number of Russians who have given me feedback about theirs. You're an idiot. There is NO comparison.

      True, but I'll bet you've never been to GitMo.

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      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    34. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Making bombs is easy. Really easy. Outlawing terrorism, and "high security" won't stop a suicide bomber from simply walking to a security checkpoint and blowing himself up.

      So, what is your recommendation? Should we back off the security and just let terrorists blow up whatever they like because, in your estimation, security wouldn't stop them anyway?

    35. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Marginal increases in safety (and they're VERY marginal) are not worth erosions in liberty.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    36. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed you left out a few apostrophe's, so I put them in:

      The city of boston started with 1000 camera's for the convention, promising it was only for the convention, then deciding to keep them.

      The city of chicago followed next, installing 3000 camera's. They can look inside cars. They can tell if you're smoking a joint. They can tell if you're talking to a prostitute.

      The city of naperville is installing fingerprint machine's in order for people to use the library.

      The United States Congress is pushing for a national ID card, with biometrics.

      Let's face it, people will soon be tracked, it will be impossible to just slip into a city. The police will know who you are and where you are at all times.

      They will soon take your DNA, without your agreement. Anyone hear about DNA dragnet's being used in towns? And it is easy for them to get it. They pull you over in your car, they take you down to the station with a bogus charge. They take your picture and fingerprints. They then tell you, we'll we made a mistake, sorry, you're free to go. And as you leave, they vacum up the hair that fell out off your head. Now they have all the information, and there is nothing you can do about it.

      So what if they can see you naked? Big deal. That should be the least of your worries, that Officer Friendly can see your wee-wee. What would worry me more is he can keep a tab on what your reading at the library.

      Database's are here to stay, and in the future your whole life will exist in a database, somewhere.

      It sucks, but that is the preperation for the revolution. If you're not willing to work 50 hour's a week just to cover your rent, you will be labled a terrorist. Cuba is waiting for all who complain.

    37. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by OMEGA+Power · · Score: 1
      Nobody is interested in "tracking you" to see where you go and what you do. Some stupidly huge percentage of Americans live law-abiding lives of quiet, boring desperation; recording every one into some database would be phenomenally silly.

      The premise that most people live boring lives and therefore nobody wouldy want to track them is absurd. Putting aside, for the moment, the possible law enforcment applications of such a tracking system there most certinally are groups that would love access to this kind of information. The first one to come to my mind is marketing firms that value every piece of information they can collect about you because it allows them to build a better and more complete demographic profile of you and by doing so send you more and better targeted advertising. If you doubt companies like DoubleClick would like nothing more than to be able to track everyone at all times ask yourself why stores frequntly require you to sign up for a "club" card to get advertised prices or why warrenty registration cards almost always requst information that is completly unrelated to the product being registered (i.e. household income, hobbies, marital status, etc.)

      Moving on to the scarier applications now...haven't enough cases of police courption and abuse of power been exposed for people to see that the old "if you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to hide" argument is not a useful one. We live in a world where law enforcment agencies and government officals are caught lying on a near daily basis, people are held for years (or sent to foreign countries and tourtured) before it is releaved that they have done nothing wrong and were detained by mistake or for some illegitimate/unconstitutional/illegal/all of the above reason and people who have been in prison (including death row) for years or decades are shown to have be completly innocent. So, it is completly beyond me why you would think that no one wants to track you and/or archive information about your life. But I guess some people just value their privacy more than others

      "IV. The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. ... IX. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people." -Fourth and Nineth Amendments to he US Constitution

    38. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Marginal increases in safety (and they're VERY marginal) are not worth erosions in liberty.

      First of all, a marginal increase in safety would have been enough to save the lives of at least a few of the thousands of victims of terrorist attacks in the past few decades. You'll have a hard time convincing the families of those people that the extra security wouldn't have been "worth it".

      Second, removing all security that might threaten someone's idea of liberty is basically the same as sending an open invitation to terrorists. If you can't stop them before they commit the crime, then they'll do whatever they like -- suicide bombers aren't scared of facing punishment for their crime because they're suicide bombers.

      Maybe the reason that I'm not outraged by heightened security measures is that I don't have an unrealistic and naive expectation of liberty. People are ignorant, greedy, irrational, and unscientific about life, the universe, and everything -- what combination of those qualities warrants their freedom to do what they please?

    39. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you will get caught being a homosexual. Or a Muslim in a predominantly Baptist area. The 'right to lifers' will find out you are a 'free choice' supporter and someone will slash your tires. Or the Republican senator for your area will find out you are a member of the Democrats and make sure you don't get that loan...

    40. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Cuba? Or Guantanamo/Camp X-Ray? If the former, then it might not be all bad, senor.

    41. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal, endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights"..."Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness".

      (that's off the top of my head)

      If you want to re-write the philosophy that underlies the social contract I have with my nation, go found your own country. (I would like to re-write said contract with even MORE iron-clad liberties, which is why I'd like to move to Mars.)

      Talking about the families of the victims is nothing more than waving a bloody shirt. That tactic is as old as politics, and no more valid. It is unconscionable to me that we allow fear to curtail liberty.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    42. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by karmatic · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, yes.

      Killing people is easy. Security sucks. More "life" has been lost waiting in line for airport security than was lost on September 11th - never mind the fact that the passengers would not allow such an event to happen again.

      There are a number of easy-to-reach potetial terrorist targets where we could better spend our money. In fact, with most of them, you would not need to curtail people's civil liberties to do so. There is more to our infrastructure than just people moving from point a to point b.

    43. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Preparation for the revolution? It seems like the revolution might sooner than we expect.

      http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

      But then again, the Messiah has been here since March 23, 2004, when he was crowned in the US Senate. (http://www.iapprovethismessiah.com/) But at least "He" can protect us from the fingers of airport security.

    44. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Pushing for Real ID? They passed it already. Attached to a war spending bill no less.

      ~X~

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    45. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      The US is no different. You still have to go to court to get the charges dropped for self defense as an extenuating circumstance to murder (or assault, should the person not die).

      Not necessarily. Prosecutors won't usually bring charges unless they think that there's a reasonable chance for a conviction.

      They don't want the backlash of prosecuting someone who people see as innocent or even as a hero, may not even be able to get an indictment (especially if they need a grand jury), and they don't get a second chance if they lose.

    46. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by huge+colin · · Score: 1

      Talking about the families of the victims is nothing more than waving a bloody shirt. That tactic is as old as politics, and no more valid. It is unconscionable to me that we allow fear to curtail liberty.

      You've just made the arbitrary decision that individual human lives are less important than our general liberties, but that's just conjecture. Suppose I make the opposite determination -- why do you think you're more correct than I am?

    47. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      My views are more in keeping with those of the founder of our nation.

      Your views are more in keeping with the general populace of this country now, who I think are poor stewards of the freedom we should enjoy.

      I make the judgement that my views are preferable (which is why they're my views).

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    48. Re:Are you suprised? What did you expect? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Er, founderS. My bad.

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  31. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've got nothing to hide, why is the need to be concerned?

    You're right. In fact, unless they're terrorist, why would people wear opaque clothing at all?

  32. Re:well by IainMH · · Score: 1

    my wiener?
    Wife's breasteses?


    And this being slashdot, probably your own moobs.

  33. Can I see you naked please? by EvilCabbage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you've got nothing to hide, may I see you naked?

    No?

    How about if I screen you every time you walk through my front door with something that allows me to see you essentially naked, no matter what you feel about that?

    Forget asking nicely, get fucking naked, now. I need to make sure you're not carrying anything like a nail file, or a pen.

    1. Re:Can I see you naked please? by Kirth · · Score: 1

      > If you've got nothing to hide,
      > may I see you naked?

      This is probably a very good argument concerning the crypto-prohibition debate and other privacy-invading technologies and laws, particularly with conservative people who would not mind being identified by security cameras and having their emails read by spooks.

      --
      "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
    2. Re:Can I see you naked please? by krakit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually in some airports (as far as i know San Luis Obispo and Kansas City) one can see the screener's monitor after entering the gate!! So all of you guys out there can get a sneak peek!

    3. Re:Can I see you naked please? by kfg · · Score: 1

      If you've got nothing to hide, may I see you naked?

      Sure, but you might want to see me with your eyes closed.

      KFG

    4. Re:Can I see you naked please? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      People go to doctors for the express purpose of having things done that can only be done by the patient removing clothes and being touched by the doctor. The same is not true of flight.

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    5. Re:Can I see you naked please? by ZoomieDood · · Score: 0

      What if someone chooses to fly United naked? (I wouldn't want to be in the aisle seat with him at the window seat)

  34. Oh grow up you lot by troon · · Score: 1

    Does it really matter? All that is seen (judging from the article) is a monochrome fairly artificial outline of the body. If you really think that someone who has to view hundreds of such images a day is going to "get off" on them, you're sadly mistaken.

    Unless someone particularly shapely comes through, they're not going to bat an eyelid. Most people's shape is apparent when clothed, and seeing through to the true surface isn't a problem.

    Clearly, I'd be much less happy about an actual strip search, but imaging techniques don't bother me.

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    1. Re:Oh grow up you lot by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 1

      I don't know about anyone else, but I think there's a huge porn marketing idea in this. I'll go check if hotairportporn.com is taken!!!

      --


      My sig of choice is Marlboro
    2. Re:Oh grow up you lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless someone particularly shapely comes through, they're not going to bat an eyelid.

      I can see why this wouldn't be a concern to the shapeliness-challenged like Troon but for some of us all those batting eyelids could cause a hurricane.

    3. Re:Oh grow up you lot by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      $ping hotairportporn.com
      ping: unknown host hotairportporn.com

      I'd say you're in luck :-P

      --
      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    4. Re:Oh grow up you lot by venicebeach · · Score: 1

      If you really think that someone who has to view hundreds of such images a day is going to "get off" on them, you're sadly mistaken.

      I wouldn't be so sure. For almost anything there is someone who gets off on it. Heck, there are even people who get off on trees. There will most certainly be people who are aroused by naked airplane passengers, and I would not be surprised if some of them came to have this job... People do tend to find jobs which put them near the objects of their sexual desire. Like the whole priest/boy scout leader situation, for example...

    5. Re:Oh grow up you lot by VValdo · · Score: 1

      In this sample image it's explicit enough they had to block it out.

      W

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    6. Re:Oh grow up you lot by Hafren · · Score: 0

      And programmers and computers...

    7. Re:Oh grow up you lot by geminidomino · · Score: 1
      tsk tsk tsk. You're on slashdot, and you use PING to check if a domain name is taken? It could be down. It could be squatted but not hosted... etc..

      The correct tool for this situation is, of course, whois(1).

      -bash-3.00$ whois hotairportporn.com

      Whois Server Version 1.3

      Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
      with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net/
      for detailed information.

      No match for "HOTAIRPORTPORN.COM".

      >>> Last update of whois database: Thu, 26 May 2005 20:40:50 EDT
    8. Re:Oh grow up you lot by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      ah, true. However, the DNS would most likely have responded with an address and then failed had what you suggested be the case. Still, you are right whois is better and far more worthy of being posted on /.. I doff my tinfoil hat to you sir! :-P

      --
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    9. Re:Oh grow up you lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I doff my tinfoil hat to you sir! :-P

      Argh! more misuse of slashdot memes! just lurk for a while, ok?

  35. Re:well by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    Typically, I like to keep my winky hidden. When good days come, he still likes to stay hidden, just not in my pants...

    --
    "Victory means exit strategy, and it's important for the President to explain to us what the exit strategy is." G.W.Bush
  36. Might be bad news!-Touchy Feely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What if this means we won't be padded down anymore?!"

    What?! You want to feel their touch?

    1. Re:Might be bad news!-Touchy Feely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about the only (semi-)human contact I have...

  37. Job Openings? by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

    Which airports get this first, and are they accepting applications? :-O

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  38. here's another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you security workers, save a few scans and share them with me on http://shinyfeet.com/ (though the file manager of unlimited online storage)

  39. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

    Repeat after me:

    Glocks are not undetectable ceramic weapons. Glocks are relatively normal guns with lots of parts in them that will set off metal detectors.

    Keep repeating this until you have learned it.

    --
    You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
  40. Stupid, expensive, and pointless. by jcr · · Score: 1

    Now if they just figure out how to spread the contracts to 40 or more states, it's the perfect government project.

    The fact is, the perps have already given up on hijacking airplanes. Within a month of 9/11, they'd already switched to trying to shoot down planes with shoulder-launched heat seeking missles.

    The only purpose of the whole TSA is to keep people docile, lest they realize that expecting government to keep them safe is pointless, and take appropriate measures for self-defense if they feel the need to do so.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  41. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This falls on the "acceptable security" side for me.

    That's great. Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to enjoy what rights we have left, ok?

  42. Re:well by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    Having "nothing to hide" is the real problem....

  43. Great! Give out awards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we have a line on who the wee wee-wees are at Slashdot. I doth protest! I but emerge from cold water!

  44. Re:well by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

    There are two types of geeks. scrawny geeks and fat geeks.

    I'm a scrawny geek

  45. Re:well by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    I like to keep the trouser python hiden untill special occasion, like being extremly drunk ...
    Seriously though , i don't want people looking at me naked . If they want to see me naked then they can pay not me having to pay for the privilidge of having my privacy absued just for a short trip

    --
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  46. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Gentlewhisper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This falls on the "acceptable security" side for me.

    What then would be unacceptable?

    It is thinking like this that would amount to a slippery slope when it comes to fighting the great (and greater) govt.

    So today it is more intrusive searches on 100% of all passengers for the sake of reducing body cavity searches for that unfortunate few, does that mean that tomorrow it'll be ok to have cameras in every single home just because "some home is harbouring terrorists"?

  47. Trialling it in London by linuxci · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They're trialling this scheme at London Heathrow airport for a while now. They still have the standard metal detectors, but they pick people at 'random' for the body scanner.

    I usually avoid Heathrow like the plauge because of the long queues and usually use London City Airport as you can check in there 20 mins before take off. However, one day I had to fly from terminal 4 at Heathrow and while waiting in a 40 minute queue to get through security I noticed that they always seemed to pick the slim and reasonably attractive types for the body scan. So either that was coincidence or there was a few pervs there.

    1. Re:Trialling it in London by alistair · · Score: 1

      there is an interesting article about this on The Register here.

      It seems the scheme isn't mandatory (yet) so you can request not to be subject to additional X-Rays but they keep this rather quiet.

  48. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 1

    If you want safer air travel, then lobby for some measures that would actually help. For starters, let any peace officer carry his off-duty piece when boarding a plane.

    For a long-term solution, let anyone who's proven his or her ability and willingness to train to carry a weapon aboard an aircraft do so. Attempting to disarm everyone simply discards the natural advantage of good people outnumbering bad people.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  49. "This device was developed... by mrjb · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...for airport security, honestly!", Thus spoke the geek inventor of the device he affectionally calls "the incredible peepshow machine". "It took quite a bit of tweaking to get the part of the nipples and genitals outlines right though"

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  50. Good news for slashdotters by Mjlner · · Score: 1

    Finally, there's a career option as airport security officers, which would make it possible for slashdot dwellers to see a woman naked. I'm all for it!

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    Lemon curry???
  51. Things overheard at the airport by Dr.Opveter · · Score: 3, Funny

    security guy: Please step aside sir!
    guy: Who me?
    security guy: Yes you with the cock ring

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    Sample this!
  52. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What then would be unacceptable?

    Gloved finger in the ass, which is what we have now.

  53. Are you suprised? What did you expect? Communism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A chip to the forehead is up next. I'm not worried because I'll be living in a Muslim country. Lotsa freedom there.

  54. Safety? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they just shooting x-rays at people without any protection? Isn't that kind of dangerous? As in it could cause cancer?

    If that's the case, I'm walking to Europe.

    1. Re:Safety? by gabuzo · · Score: 1

      According to the article the XRays are weak enough no to penetrate the skin (that's probably the system flaw). Anyway this looks like a simplification meant to prevent people from being afraid of the health implication of the process. I'm pretty sure that the XRays will penetrate the very superficial layers of the skin before being absorbed or reflected. The XRays amount will be probably harmless if you fly once a year to see your grand parents but what will be the effect on frequent flyers passing through the process several time a week?

    2. Re:Safety? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can only scan people of the same sex, but that doesn't exclude homosexual screeners. The whole point of same-sex screeners is to remove any sexual element from the scan, but it doesn't do that at all.

      i find it kinda ironic, considering how many /.ers look at pr0n, just how freaked out people get at the possibility that someone might get aroused looking at them. heaven forbid!

      besides, did you see what the scans look like? you'd only get aroused if you get off on freaky hairless green aliens. so if we eliminate sci-fi geeks from the hiring pool, it should be fine :)

    3. Re:Safety? by hughk · · Score: 1
      Sure, you can only scan people of the same sex, but that doesn't exclude homosexual screeners. The whole point of same-sex screeners is to remove any sexual element from the scan, but it doesn't do that at all.
      The civil aviation business is fairly well known for the number of gays. It definitely isn't just the male FAs any more and it also extends to ground staff including security.
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  55. The Next Site by earthstar · · Score: 1
    www.airportXraypic.com

    Get the Nkd pics of anyone who ever flew through a US Airport after year 2005 !!

    Contains Actors,Actresses,Political Bigwigs & more.All for $30 / year.


    Blink . Blink. :P

    Will that happen?
  56. Bad news for who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bad news for me?

    No.

    In my current obese state it's bad news for the poor sods who have to look through the device.

    1. Re:Bad news for who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "please step on the plate mister Hippo^H^H^H^H^H AC."

      Then saying in a clear voice to his co-peeper:

      "Hey Jim Bob we'll have to use the extra blubber penetrating setting for this one!"

      A dirty mind is a joy forever. Never underestimate the creativity of the bored official to excise their pound of joy from you.

  57. Re: Nothing to hide from *whom* by Paraplex · · Score: 1

    "If you've got nothing to hide, why is the need to be concerned?"

    This one of the most common fallacies with regards to infringing upon peoples privacy.

    Did the Nokia representatives have anything to hide when they were denied their rights to attend the IATC Meeting for supporting Kerry in the last election? http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/ 25/2116250&tid=215&tid=126&tid=103&tid=218&tid=219

    Its noones business what I feel I want to hide.
    What if i'm wearing an "evolvefish" necklace hidden under my clothes when i'm a member of W's administration? What if i have "Hells Angels for life" tattooed on my ass from when I was 14 and drunk? What if I have a non contageous skin condition that causes the security staff (or whoever else manages to access the imagery) to treat you differently.

    It. Is. None. Of. Their. Business.

  58. No free pr0n by Underholdning · · Score: 2, Informative

    . "I have a beautiful 29-year-old daughter and a beautiful wife, and I don't want some screeners to be looking at them through their clothes, plain and simple," he said

    The operators of the scanners are only allowed to scan people of the same sex as themself.

    1. Re:No free pr0n by Paraplex · · Score: 1

      ever heard of lesbians? (cmon.. you visit slashdot.. of course you have)

    2. Re:No free pr0n by downsize · · Score: 2, Funny

      whew, luckily there are no gay people working at the airports

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    3. Re:No free pr0n by kfg · · Score: 1

      The operators of the scanners are only allowed to scan people of the same sex as themself.

      And just to be double safe only priests will be hired to scan the men.

      KFG

    4. Re:No free pr0n by hugzz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If i was living in a house of only guys, I wouldn't walk around naked all day.

      Just because it's another guy who's looking at me, doesn't mean it's OKAY. Some people may be very uncomfortable with their body. Why should they have to get naked every time they go on a flight?

    5. Re:No free pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, you might not have a problem with a pervy guy looking at you funny with his see through clothes machines, but I do. I'm a guy, and I would be much more comfotable with a woman seeing me naked (especially if she's about my age, good looking and so on), than some pervy guy.

    6. Re:No free pr0n by Toutatis · · Score: 1

      And to be triple safe only priest with micropenis will be hired to scan the men.

    7. Re:No free pr0n by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      What about those people that prefer same sex relationships?

    8. Re:No free pr0n by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      informative? I'm sure someone so riddled with latent chauvenism as to protest the naked viewing of His Women before himself will certainly be over-joyed knowing that some dyke gets to slobber over his women rather than some otherwise upstanding straight male pervert... just sayin... honestly, why the fuck does it matter what sex the peeping tom is, its still someone looking at you naked before you can board a plane. Ok, i just wrote and then deleted a rather long rant that I decided was innaproptirate. I just cannot believe that it has come down to either getting patted down or techno-strip-searched before getting on a plane seriously. Fuck that in the ear. "freedom train, coming through, step aside, you to fattie!" Bender Bending Rodriegez

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    9. Re:No free pr0n by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      Uh ok so you wanna save your precious family from The Terrorist Scare yet hey if boobies are "shown" to the hell with their security.

      Makes sense to idiots, I guess.

    10. Re:No free pr0n by sveskemus · · Score: 1

      The operators of the scanners are only allowed to scan people of the same sex as themself.

      So only free pr0n if you're a homosexual, then?

    11. Re:No free pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you stupid? Or are you just that arrogant? Just because I wouldn't want anyone looking at my wife naked without her consent (and she wouldn't either, even if it is a female) doesn't mean I buy into the whole bullshit "Terrorist Scare".

      Pat yourself on the back. Claim higher intelligence. Label all people who disagree with you as "idiots" who buy Bush's bullshit because we might *gasp* not want people seeing us naked without our permission.

    12. Re:No free pr0n by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      that's really not the point. the fact that people have to be exposed like that in front of strangers(the airport personnel/federal employees) is wrong in itself. those machines put the innocent citizens in a very compromising position whether the screeners are professional about it or not, and whether they enjoy what they see or not. maybe if they used image processing software to identify possible threats it wouldn't be a problem, but otherwise this can be a very harrowing ordeal for a lot of people--people who are self-concious about their body image, people who have experienced traumatizing sexual experiences in the past such as rape, people who have very conservative cultural/religious beliefs, and others who just don't feel like the private regions of their body should be subject to such intrusive examinations in order for them to travel.

      would you be ok with mandatory strip searches at the airport as long as the person performing the strip search was of the same sex as you? would you want your spouse or children to live in a society where they regularly have to be subjected to these kinds of violations of privacy on a regular basis? there are much better ways of deterring terrorists than shifting the state of our society towards that of a fascist/totalitarian state.

    13. Re:No free pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, I am lesbian... so it is free pr0n for me...
      ...and my boss is gay... I guess he is as happy as I am...

    14. Re:No free pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer streap my clothes before past throught unnecessary X-ray exposition.

    15. Re:No free pr0n by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      "I have a beautiful 29-year-old daughter and a beautiful wife, and I don't want some screeners to be looking at them through their clothes, plain and simple," he said

      Do they ever go to a doctor? Doctors see so much meat they stop noticing after a while. So what? It's necessary for the job. Now, are these scanners necessary?

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      StrawberryFrog

    16. Re:No free pr0n by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer to be scanned by a woman. Just don't put me in that long tunnel, I wanna see her jaw drop for myself.

    17. Re:No free pr0n by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      The operators of the scanners are only allowed to scan people of the same sex as themself.
      They should only be allowed to scan people of the same perversion as themselves, or is it the other way around? Well you get the idea.

    18. Re:No free pr0n by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      I'm gay.. I've got it made in the shade.

    19. Re:No free pr0n by alexo · · Score: 1


      > And just to be double safe only priests will be hired to scan the men.

      Given what I read about Catholic priests in the news, I am not sure I want them scanning my children.

    20. Re:No free pr0n by kfg · · Score: 1

      Given what I read about Catholic priests in the news, I am not sure I want them scanning my children.

      Yes, that was my very point. The use of same sex scanners is not what I would call a great comfort.

      Yeah, it's better than otherwise and all that, but perhaps better not to use the scanners at all. Mostly they're going catch granny trying to sneak a crochet hook on board so she doesn't go bored shitless on the flight. It's just going to cause a lot of legal trouble for people who actually aren't doing a damned thing wrong except getting on airplane these days.

      KFG

    21. Re:No free pr0n by mbbac · · Score: 1

      You don't see the flaw in that?

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    22. Re:No free pr0n by houseof666 · · Score: 1

      Because obviously people are only interested in perving on someone of the opposite sex... although I guess in a country that's trying hard to make homosexuality illegal, that might be a fair assumption to make...

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    23. Re:No free pr0n by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1

      So, it's only gay porn, then?

      Doug

    24. Re:No free pr0n by pugnatious · · Score: 1

      I'm surprized everyone so far has been talking about stuff like religion, sexual perversions, being uncomfortable et cetera, without mentioning that it's utter humiliation. I mean look at it this way: the govt. clerk whether he's of the same sex, a pervert or not, is given the right to say jump, and you can't even ask how high.
      I swear if they ever implement that shit, every time they scan me, I'm gonna whip out my wang and slap it a couple of times against the sensors

    25. Re:No free pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most of the non-western societies getting naked in public is offensive and uncomfortable for both male and female. So USA is going to act like a real bully saying that we do not car about the sensibilities of these people (who will have a much higher probability of being subjected to these checks). :people who have very conservative cultural/religious beliefs,

    26. Re:No free pr0n by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      Hmm that gives me a really good idea for the solution to all airline problems.

      Only allow people to fly naked.

      Great, passing though airport secuirty and hand in all your clothes, get them back after the flight.

      Simplicity and should stop pretty much everything.

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    27. Re:No free pr0n by jaraxle · · Score: 1

      The difference is, chances are you have a much better "relationship" with your family doctor. This is someone you've probably been seeing for years and someone who you trust considerably, given what you may share with him/her.

      Exposing yourself to some schmoe security guard who you have never met in your life before is completely different from exposing yourself in a doctor/patient relationship.

      ~jaraxle

    28. Re:No free pr0n by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing that there's no such thing as homosexuality then, huh?

      And what about children? Do they scan children, too? if they don't, terrorists could put weapons on kids. If they do, they're looking at child pr0n.

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      -EvilMagnus
    29. Re:No free pr0n by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      You turn the whole stuff into a problem of violated individual will ; well so what if my will is that of going around a public area naked because I take offence in being seen clothed ? It is the same as your logic ..you don't want others to be seen naked, I don't want other to see me clothed because I find it to be disrispectful, yet I guess you would be the first to have me arrested for "indecent exposure"

  59. If you drive on the highway... whats an airplane by Catskul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm what keeps someone from storing plastic explosive up their a$$ ? Releaving themselves of it once they get on the plane... Maybe everyone should have full cavity searches before entering the plane... I mean why not, whats a little cavity search when your securtiy is at stake.

    What keeps people from filling the metal tubes of their cary on luggage (shoes anyone ?) with explosive, pointy weapons. Lets outlaw any metal framed carry on luggage!!!

    There are lots of ways around this and so the advantage is minimal, and the disadvantage is screeners seeing your wife/girlfriend/daughter naked...

    No thanks. I take my chances driving on the highway, which is more dangerous than a plane trip, I think we are more than safe enough. Thanks but no thanks.

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    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
  60. to the author, and to all the readers by cahiha · · Score: 1

    To the author of the article (a "professional" writer?): the proper gerund of "backscatter" is "backscattering"; "backscatting" means something entirely different (musical or scatological, take your pick).

    To all the readers, if you want to see thousands of nude bodies parading around (in color), go to a nude beach. I think you'll soon appreciate the custom of wearing clothes, and you'll see that we don't wear clothes to prevent lust and desire, but to create and enhance them. Clothes allow even people with fairly unattractive bodies to look decent; as geeks, we should all appreciate that.

    I pity the screeners that have to look at thousands of average human bodies without the protection of clothing.

  61. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people didn't want to hide anything then it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper and more effective to just ask them to walk through naked. Try to keep some grip on reality: most people want to hide stuff. If you don't then that's interesting, but it's just you.

  62. So this is not child pornography? by IsThisWorking · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pedophiles everywhere must be excited about this.

    Work for the government, get paid, and get to watch naked kids all day long...

    There is relly no need to encrypt your files, after all.

    I'm just waiting to see how long it will be before someone start posting those pictures.

    1. Re:So this is not child pornography? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Pedophiles everywhere must be excited about this.

      Although your comment was probably intended as humor, it is entirely possible this procedure, creating and viewing images of naked children, will violate child pornography laws. I wonder if those promoting this technology have thought of this? I know when they implemented this in London they only screened selected people and only people of one gender on a given day. I think they discontinued using it after they figured out the machine was not approved for use on people yet.

  63. Nothing to see here by tezbobobo · · Score: 1
    I remember seeing an Xray of a person with a barbie stuck "up" them once. But that's nothing. I swear its true, I've also recieved emails of X-Rays of people with bullets, dildos, and even the eiffel tower. I can forward these incredible pics if you want them...

  64. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, I like it.

  65. How to travel with security... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    The police will never keep all contra ban off airplanes. The good guys will follow the law. The bad guys will keep trying to get stuff on the airplane that is illegal. Look at the supermax prision in California. They had a show on TV about how an inmate made a knife from a tooth brush by shaving the hard plastic against the concrete floor of his cell. He used that tooth brush knife to kill another inmate.

    What we should do is open up the airplanes for anyone to fly, without background checks, without any searches (except looking for bombs). Send the dogs through the luggage holding section. I would feel safe, those dogs are good.

    Let me take a gun on an airplane. Let Joe Sixpack take his shotgun on an airplane. Let the little old grandmother pack a glock in her purse. Nobody will know who is armed. If some terrorist decides to hijack the airplane, they will get blown away. They won't even know what direction the shot will come from.

    I know what most are saying, shoot a gun on an airplane and you could blow out a wall.

    There are things that can be done to stop this from happening. Force airplanes to have steel reinforced doors to the cockpit, and to keep sections seperate. What reason does someone from coach have going in first class? Throw up some locked steel doors. If one section gets blown open, the plane can still land. Second, have a good steel skeleton, so even if all the walls come down, the plane can land. And bolt the chairs down.

    If the airplane has a steel skeloton, and all the chairs are bolted, nobody will get sucked out. And since the blow out will only affect one section, the other 4 sections of the airplane will be unaffected. The pilot will land as quick as possible. It will be a bit scary, but everyone will survive. And that is the worst case scenereo. If airplanes limit guns to .22's, it will still be enough to kill a person but it won't blow a hole in anything.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:How to travel with security... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is possibly the most insane idea Ive ever read on slashdot. And that includes the petrified Natalie Portman trolls.

    2. Re:How to travel with security... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me take a gun on an airplane. Let Joe Sixpack take his shotgun on an airplane. Let the little old grandmother pack a glock in her purse. Nobody will know who is armed. If some terrorist decides to hijack the airplane, they will get blown away. They won't even know what direction the shot will come from.

      Because, of course, little old Grandma is a crack shot - absolutely no chance she'd hit another passenger, no sir - and Joe Sixpack is an expert at dealing with hostage situations.

      Your idea is perfect. Just perfect. It will deal wonderfully with the situation where the terrorists have barricaded themselves in the toilet with a bomb, for example. It has no flaws in the situation where the first thing anyone knows is that three terrorists all have guns pressed against kids' temples. And when some paranoid nut goes mad on a plane and starts thinking the stewardesses are terrorists, well, thank God he'll be armed! And their families will all stand up at their funerals to bless John Seminal of Slashdot for his wonderful plan.

      Thanks, but on balance I think I won't be flying on a flight where all the other passengers are armed. I prefer my air travel safe.

    3. Re:How to travel with security... by borius · · Score: 0

      Hey man, I like your thinking... I have a European pro-gun/hacking webzine that I want you to write for. Send me a mail at borius@gmail.com

    4. Re:How to travel with security... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      Because, of course, little old Grandma is a crack shot - absolutely no chance she'd hit another passenger, no sir - and Joe Sixpack is an expert at dealing with hostage situations.

      Your idea is perfect. Just perfect. It will deal wonderfully with the situation where the terrorists have barricaded themselves in the toilet with a bomb, for example. It has no flaws in the situation where the first thing anyone knows is that three terrorists all have guns pressed against kids' temples. And when some paranoid nut goes mad on a plane and starts thinking the stewardesses are terrorists, well, thank God he'll be armed! And their families will all stand up at their funerals to bless John Seminal of Slashdot for his wonderful plan.

      You have little faith in people. I trust 90% of the people to be responsible with guns. The other 10% will be taken care of by the 90%.

      Let me tell you, that redneck probably can deal with terrorists damn well. It is like trying to square dance with a rattlesnake, I'm tellin ya!

      I can just hear the music.

      Now grab your partner by the beard
      Pull real hard he's just a dear.
      Now give him alcohol
      he'll like a beer.
      And some BBQ pork
      Its a jamboree.
      Now if that muslim is a bit dirty
      Whop his ass so God can see.

      Seriously. The point is if 3 terrorists come on an airplane with guns, yet of the other 200 passengers 45 have guns. How the hell will the terrorists know who they are? And if the shooting starts, I am pretty sure it will end with three dead terrorists. Grandma ain't missing with all 6 bullets.

      If the law abiding people don't have guns, the terrorists will find ways to bring other weapons on the airplane. Then what does everyone do?

      Everyone should be able to have a gun anywhere. The only people who don't carry guns are the ones who obey the law. The ones who carry guns are the criminals. Do you see why this is bad??

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    5. Re:How to travel with security... by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Everyone should be able to have a gun anywhere. The only people who don't carry guns are the ones who obey the law. The ones who carry guns are the criminals. Do you see why this is bad??

      It is actually quite difficult to fault this logic. I have tried many times (as an anti-gun type) and I have to say that it seems reasonably watertight. In a society where only the criminals are armed the crime rate should be higher as the criminals do not fear reprisal.

      I know that we are both missing something though, because when you compare actually numbers they paint a very different story.

      Generally an armed society has lower rates of burglary (for example) but a much higher rate of gun related murders of passion, like road rage, or the murder of an unfaithful spouse.

      Also, where there is burglary, (although rarer) someone usually ends up getting killed and it isnt always the criminal.

      So I argue that all that happens when you arm a soceity is that you raise the stakes.

      I believe that your approch would probably work if you had a socieity where there was equality, but with the huge rich-poor devide in the US, many people have little to lose and also many people have a collection of crap that they would risk their lives to defend.

      It is an age old argument, but I believe the stats support my point of view.

    6. Re:How to travel with security... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I trust 90% of the people to be responsible with guns. The other 10% will be taken care of by the 90%.

      That's what I used to believe about U.S. voters.

    7. Re:How to travel with security... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm old enough to remember a couple of pre-internet events about 20 years ago. Two events within about two months with exactly the same starts, and two wildly different outcomes. I remember seeing the first on a network news feed, and read about the second as a four-paragraph (or was it five?) article buried in the local Phoenix newspaper.

      THE BEGINING
      Some jackass with a history of violent crime get out of prison because they've "seen the light" and reformed themselves. They decide that they've been given a "personal mission from god" (no shit, BOTH of these assholes were reported using that exact phrase by witnesses), to fight against idolatry (this was even parodied in the movie "Dogma" YEARS later).

      So what do they do? They get a firearm illegally, go to the local McDonalds, and start shooting customers.

      THE FIRST TIME
      This was NATIONAL NEWS people, I'm surprised nobody mentioned it! Heck, it was even part of a "60 minutes" story that year (good story, about the phenomenon of "sociopathic prison reform").

      The guy kills a half dozen people over the course of five or ten minutes in downtown new england. You know, one of those "liberal" states with huge amounts of anti-gun legislation even for the times. The cops surround the place, and try to talk the guy into surrentering. Over the course of an hour he executes ten more people, including children. The cops storm him, losing two or three (I can't remember) cops to fatal gunshot wounds before they have a clear enough shot to kill him without harming somebody.

      THE SECOND TIME
      This was a buried story in the Phoenix newspaper, which should be an indicator!

      The guy walks into a local McDonalds, starts screaming about his "mission". He pulls out an illegally-purchased firearm and kills two people. As he is drawing a bead on the third, he is filled full of bullet holes BY THE MEMBERS OF THE LOCAL GUN CLUB AND SOMEBODY'S PARANOID GRANDMOTHER!

      MY VERDICT
      Pass out .22 caliber pistols from an attendant as people board the plane. To prevent "crazy" syndrome, rig each one so that they only can hold one bullet. Replace x-ray machines and metal detectors with chem-sniffers (an air-tight booth that pulls air from the person inside across contacts which close an electrical connection in the presence of explosive compound vapor, even the most stable and tightly-packed explosives give off these vapors). Cheaper, easier, and knowing that if some asshole tries anything I and the other passengers can turn him into an Escher painting will DEFINATELY make me feel safer!

    8. Re:How to travel with security... by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      "Second, have a good steel skeleton, so even if all the walls come down, the plane can land. And bolt the chairs down."

      The plane is made out of it's shitty skeleton so it can actually take off. If the whole damn plane was a lead mold, do you ever think it'd get off the ground?

    9. Re:How to travel with security... by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      How will the noble citizens know who the terrorists are? It isn't like the terrorists will stand up, look "muslim", say "we are taking over the plane." No, their tactics will be more subtle than they were before.

      Look at the war in Iraq. The insurgents change their tactics so often that when new troops arrive their training to deal with new insurgent tactics is outdated by six months or so.

      A terrorist could lock himself in the bathroom, and detonate a bomb there. What good are guns if you're dead before you know there is a problem?

      A terrorist could be the pilot. Even now they could be (and probably are) slowly infiltrating. They don't care how long it takes, even if it takes a generation to produce someone with a clean background.

      A terrorist could be the baggage handler and load a suitcase bomb onto the plane after the security check of the plane has been completed.

      Even if, as you assume, the terrorists rise up en masse on the plane and attempt to brute force their way; then Grandma might hit a terrorist with one of those six shots. Where did the other five go? Is the terrorist standing up, not moving, and away from all the other people? Or has he grabbed someone for cover (assuming he was stupid enough to reveal that he is a terrorist before terrorizing)?

      I don't think you realize just how smart, how clever the terrorists are. When a group of people make it their mission in life to hurt another group of people and they don't care if they live or die in the process, nothing can stop them.

      While it is possible to fight terrorists in the small scale, we can't beat them in the large scale. So other tactics are required. We have to root out the cause of the hatred, and end it.

      A stretch of an analogy, but think of it like this. A fire. Firefighters. The firefighters do what they can to keep people from suffering or dying and to protect property from fires. But no matter how dedicated, professional, noble, unwavering, steadfast, and alert the firefighters are; people will die. People won't die in every fire, but they will in many. That is how it is with the terrorists. They are implacable, and they simply don't care. They don't care who they kill, when they kill, or where they kill. They certainly don't care about, or fear, retribution. Sure we can put out the fire after it has started, but many more lives are saved by preventing the fire from starting in the first place. We don't do that by having the firefighters constantly hosing down cities with water.

    10. Re:How to travel with security... by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Yep, and your armour plated plane will be so heavy, it'll never leave the ground

      --
      If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
  66. Eh, you got a small penis? Sucks to be you! by iMJ · · Score: 1

    Im a big fan on privacy, and im not gonna lecture on and on about it. Xray to see through clothes to come out mainstream. Im sorry but how awsome is that? 1. Comeon guys.. hotchicks galore, am I right? (jk) 2. If this is what it takes to stop someone from blowing me up then in all means do it. 3. How cool is xray vision, just wait till it become s a public "toy" :) In other words, okay so whats the worst taht could happen? You could be a transvestite, or someother weird thing. Its not the workers job to pay attention to your "areas of privacy" its to reduce what goes through airports, trains, and other means of public transportation. I do not mean to offend anyone if you were.

  67. was on NPR today by mako1138 · · Score: 1

    This was on Talk of the Nation today (link goes right to the story; RM or WM, sorry). They had a TSA guy on, who alleged that the results are fuzzier than the stories make them out to be, and that they've developed algorithms to only show the concealed weaponry and such.

  68. Re:well by viper2110 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And what if those x-ray pics of you get posted on the internet ?

  69. Re: Nothing to hide from *whom* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moreover, "having something to hide" is an obvious derivative of the notion of privacy and of individuality.

  70. that's the problem by cahiha · · Score: 5, Funny

    If a male has nothing to hide, that's exactly the reason why he is concerned to be seen naked.

  71. Starting my plotting... by dalutong · · Score: 1

    Let's see, what are my options?

    Maybe plastic letters that I wear on my undershirt that point down and say "suck it, dickhead." And plastic bra and undies for my girl with a sign that says, "instant access! free! we just need your credit card for age verification!"

    But seriously -- I'd harass them. Make them waste time on searching me individually. I'd do because this is ridiculous.

    I'd rather risk the 0.00001% chance of dying than have to subject myself to any more security. The threat of violence is a reality. But I don't lose sleep over it. It just isn't worth it.

    --

    What comes first, finding a teacher or becoming a student?
  72. Exactly by headkase · · Score: 1

    And complete video surveillence of the passenger section and stream it live to the ground where it's recorded. It would not only give crucial video of what happened but would also be one more thing the terrorists had to disable. Or sleeping gas that only gets pumped into the passenger section too.
    Or something, the point you make is the best: There's lot's more that can be done before you have to resort to some dehumanizing and intrusive invasive scan.

    --
    Shh.
    1. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or sleeping gas that only gets pumped into the passenger section too.

      Because that worked so well in Moscow.

  73. ROFL!!! by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    Presumably this will be called "Debbie Does Dulles"? And terrorists can no longer wear thick clothes to disguise weapons- people will see through that straight away!

    You should become a writer for Family Guy. It is exactly the kind of stuff they use. Most people wouldn't get half of what is packed in those 2 sentences. Most won't get what Dulles is (or who he is). Most won't get what he did while working for Eisenhower. If someone does figure out it is an airport in DC, that is about all I would expect. And Debbie, man that was the first porn I saw as a kid. I loved it. And a Texan. LOL. Add in the weapons joke.

    Dude, that was one of the most gifted and funniest posts I have seen on Slashdot. It was insightful, and most people will not get it.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:ROFL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Lots of Americans know Dulles is an airport. Die Hard 2 helped there.
      2. Lots of Americans know Debbie Does Dallas is classic porn.
      3. Very few people, including PDA_Boy, know or care who John Foster Dulles was.
      4. It wasn't that funny.
    2. Re:ROFL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pwned bitch!

  74. Great Demo! by nate+nice · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is great demo use of this device because gun shootings on planes are like daily occurances. Thankfully we will finally be able to see the people that bring guns on planes.

    --
    "If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer ..."
  75. the first time.... by JaJ_D · · Score: 1

    For the brits...

    Camellia Parket Bowles and/or Johnny Vegas walk through then they'll change there minds


    Jaj
  76. Really "Cold case". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "that's going to be impossible for regular people. criminals, terrorists, or whoever are going to find a way to get fake IDs, fake fingerprints, and so on. "

    Fake DNA?

    1. Re:Really "Cold case". by mnbjhguyt · · Score: 1

      Fake DNA?

      if you have a biometric ID with DNA info on it all it takes is bribing someone at some office that issues that IDs in making that DNA belong to Mr. Good Guy.

      similar thing happen already, technology isn't going to change people's ethics.

  77. Won't this cause... by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 1

    Hey, even though the levels of X-ray emission are very low -- won't this cause cancer in the state of California? I mean -- just about everything else does!

    I live in NZ and almost *everything* I buy that comes from California carries a little warning label informing me that if I lived in California, this item would cause me to die a slow and lingering death from some form of cancer.

    Don't Californians live in a constant state of fear because of this? :-)

    1. Re:Won't this cause... by cei · · Score: 1

      Just the literate ones. It's a small percentage.

      --
      This sig intentionally left justified.
  78. I would think a little AI would help this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would think with a little AI you could have the machine automaticly look at the image and examine it for anomalies. If it foudn something then it could display it for the screener otherwise it woruld just say it was working.
    If you notice in all the pictures the guns and explosivies really stand out aginst the outline of the human body.

  79. I don't care by melted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they want to see my hairy ass for five secons, that's fine with me. Just don't ask me to take off my fucking jacket and shoes and go through the metal detector three times.

    I don't even perceive this as invasion of privacy. If airlines (or TSA) were smart, they'd run both "old fashioned" and "X-ray" things in parallel. X-ray line would move much faster, so people would be going there even though this means showing someone their hairy asses.

    1. Re:I don't care by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

      thats retarded:

      someone with a gun is not going to move over to the other line just cause its quicker.

      --
      --meh--
    2. Re:I don't care by dee900 · · Score: 1

      If they want to see my hairy ass for five seconds, that's fine with me.

      And here I thought there were no women on Slashdot ...

    3. Re:I don't care by talaper · · Score: 1

      I don't care.. Just don't ask me to take off my fucking jacket and shoes..

      well sure you don't, because we all know how many heads you turn as you're walking through a crowd. we can see all the women that ogle you shamelessly, and end up running into something because they're too busy staring at your sexy, hairy ass.

      tell me, when have you ever been in a public place as an attractive woman walked by, and every guy in the room didn't turn to look?

      seriously, what about the women that have to suffer through this? you might not care if some random guy sees you (mostly) naked, but my fiance sure as hell does. and I'm as pissed as she is about the possibility.

      it obviously doesn't bother you that some high school dropout slimebag gets to see your hairy ass on the big screen. but how would you feel if he was looking at your sister or wife or mother? you can't honestly tell me you'd sacrifice them up to this to save you a little hassle of taking off you jacket..

    4. Re:I don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      One thing to remember is the people who do the scanning become so desensitized to what they're viewing. Those running the scanning equipment have seen so many cocks and balls by the time they get to you that your hairy ass is hardly going to make any kind of an impression whatsoever in the slightest. So why worry about it?

    5. Re:I don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the other "classic" line is for. Try reading the comment before pulling shit out of your ass.

      Fucking dumbshit.

    6. Re:I don't care by talaper · · Score: 1

      That's what the other "classic" line is for.

      ..shit..ass..fucking..dumbshit..


      of course, there is a "classic" line now. but let's wait another 5 or 10 years and see what the story is then.

      do you think that, if they can prove that these machines "STOP TERRORISM!!!", that they won't eventuall force everyone to go through them? this is only the beginning, my friend..

      man, you've got a lot of hostility - almost 20% curse words! your mother must be proud, coward!

  80. WWJAD by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What Would John Ashcroft Do? Oh, the dilemma!

  81. at San Francisco by mennucc1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the 10th of May, I was to get on a plane in San Francisco airport, and I was picked up from the security line; I was told to enter in a new security machine that looked like a blue telephone booth with GE logos on one side; I got inside, doors closed, then there was a burts of pressurized air, and then my fingers started tickling... I dont know if it was exactly the X-ray device that is in that article, but sure it was eery. And, no, I could not peek at the security screens, they wont let me do it, neither they would explain what I was subjected to.

    1. Re:at San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:at San Francisco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the air puffer for "sniffing" explosives... and drugs.
      a
      a
      b
      a

    3. Re:at San Francisco by dahorowitz · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was essentially a human-scale version of the explosive trace detector that they currently use on luggage. The air jets are designed to dislodge trace particles/explosives residue that might be attached to your clothing, which could indicate that you were either carrying a bomb or were working around one recently (or were playing golf on a recently fertilized golf course).

      As far as not explaining what it was, shame on them. SFO is not known for great security staff--a little known fact is that the "TSA employees" at SFO are not really employed by the government, but via a contractor (just like the old way--SFO is one of the "test" airports for the third-party contract system). Not that TSA staff are universally stellar (some are better than others), but I always find that the SFO folks are at the bottom of the barrel.

  82. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you've got nothing to hide, why is the need to be concerned?

    Thank you for your comments, Mr Goatse. Always a unique perspective on the issues of the day.

  83. 10 guys with pencils by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who don't mind dying could take over an airplane. unless the passengers spotted it quick enough. One guy with a high explosive supository (I Am Not An Airport Screener but ... a small amount of high explosive spread amongs a few passengers would look like writst watches) could take down an airplane

    However, these measures have to do with falling Republican poll numbers, as did the Homeland Security alerts.

  84. Hidden Agenda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time was, you used to have to work at Abu Gharib to see this sort of thing.

    1) Muslims are more concerned than most people about their privacy;
    2) Less of them will fly
    3) Safety!

    ...or not.

  85. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Marcion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "let anyone who's proven his or her ability and willingness to train to carry a weapon aboard an aircraft do so."

    Guns + Planes = Cabin depressurisation

    Specialised weapons are required for planes. So letting every dirty Harry wanabee to take a gun on board is hardly sensible.

    How do you tell who is a terrorist and who are the "good people". Better to get rid of all the guns. That is why I feel safer in the UK.

  86. Ob. Simpsons by Jack+Taylor · · Score: 1

    Milhouse: Check it out, Bart, X-ray specs!. Hey, these don't work!
    Shop Owner: Ah....err...lead shirt!
    Milhouse: I'll take three pairs!

    --
    One good turn - gets all the covers.
  87. Quantitative Phase Imaging by JudgeSlash · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until it's combined with this tech from Iatia http://www.iatia.com.au/investors/press/2004-09-23 .asp

    The last one viewing reality in the visible spectrum is a loser!

  88. Technical specifications and FAQ here by billylo · · Score: 4, Informative
  89. Re: same gender by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What happens when "Pat" (think SNL -- i.e. someone with ambiguous gender even upon asking probing questions without actually coming out and asking 'are you a dude or a dudette?') arrives at the airport, or what if they get someone that's part way through gender reassignment? Will they have special operators for those cases, too?

  90. Kids on Planes by FamineMonk · · Score: 1

    Anyone think about the fact that Small Kids (under 18) ride on planes?

    What do you do about that?

    Could't this be seen as child porn in some sence? What if the X-rays were to get out?

    I know that if it was my kid I would go crack some skulls.

    1. Re:Kids on Planes by kernelpanicked · · Score: 0

      Preach that shit. I've got 2 daughters of my own and I'll be damned if some perv is takin snapshots.

      --
      Ubuntu: If at first you don't succeed, blindly slap a sudo in front of it
  91. Privacy should always be a concern... by msimm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.

    --Abraham Lincoln

    --
    Quack, quack.
  92. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

    Very good solution - the terrorist only have to pull of a scam and inpersonate an peace officers to get arms onboard and hi-jack a plane.

    --
    Just saying it like it are.
  93. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FALSE!

    A plane will not explosively decompress due to a gunshot.

    The shell is strong enough and windows are a thick glass/plastic material.

    Don't you watch Mythbusters?

  94. What are the odds... by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    ...that the "best ones", i.e. hot chicks and celebs, escape onto the Internet, like the "Flash Mountain" site (which, for the uninitiated, contains pictures smuggled out of the Flash ride where people have, well, flashed).

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  95. A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    1) The images released to the news are intentionally blurry. The real images are much sharper. You can also see e.g. the shinbone as the backscatter radiation penetrates not only clothing, but skin.

    2) The amount of radiation received is portrayed as being low. What they neglect to mention is the dosage per UNIT TIME. Sure, you get more on an International flight, but it is amortized over a number of hours, not minutes or seconds. For example, a bone marrow recipient has the old defective marrow killed off by radiation over a couple of days; the same dosage would be fatal if given over a short time period. You also have to add in the cumulative effect of being scanned now in ADDITION to any other radiation you already would receive. If you fly frequently, this may be alarming.

    3) This still does nothing for explosives smuggled internally, or for the 95% of unscreened checked luggage. It also does nothing to protect people standing in lines for tickets or at the terminal.

    For instance, imagine the TSA actually catches a suicide bomber strapped with explosives. Well, he or she can take out hundreds of people in those parallel security lines, from a combination of different flights...

    Thus, all the screening they have added is NOT for protecting people, but for protecting PLANES. Planes are expensive.

    Finally, remember in Israel they made it very hard to hijack a plane. What happened? They got suicide bombers every OTHER place instead. Night clubs, restaurants, cafes, on buses, in traffic, everywhere. If you don't want suicide bombers, you have to prevent people from WANTING to do it in the first place. Trying to catch them in the act is going after the symptom, not the root problem.

    Airplanes are more secure now for one reason only. The passengers now know to fight back.

    We aren't going to see another hijacking for that reason alone. However, there are numerous ways to sneak items onboard which could take out the plane. And it is trivial to leave an unattended package in a crowded line, and an incident at a major airport will shut it down and snarl traffic across the country just as well as if it were on a plane.

    It is impossible to stop 100% of determined attacks. The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place.

    1. Re:A couple or more things by Ours · · Score: 1

      Not having enemies doesn't mean that you won't get attacs. In the early 80s several planes where hijacked simultaniously. On of them was a SwissAir flight. The planes where landed somewhere in a desert and blown up after the passengers where taken out and released safely. The attack wasn't against directed to Switzerland. It was just one more occidental plane (despite the neutrality of the nation).

      --
      "You superiour intellect is no match for our puny weapons" - The Simpsons
    2. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're comparing blowing up hundreds of people to blowing up an empty plane?

    3. Re:A couple or more things by Riktov · · Score: 1

      For instance, imagine the TSA actually catches a suicide bomber strapped with explosives. Well, he or she can take out hundreds of people in those parallel security lines, from a combination of different flights...

      Thus, all the screening they have added is NOT for protecting people, but for protecting PLANES. Planes are expensive.

      Of course security screening of passengers boarding airplanes does nothing for crowds of people in an airport, that's not what it's for. A big crowd of people in an airport is no more or less a terrorist target than a crowded train station, or shopping mall, or political convention, or football game.

      But an aircraft is more vulnerable (and thus more attractive to an attacker) because its passengers are highly concentrated and confined. Passengers can't scatter away to safety as soon as the terrorist pulls out his weapon and starts his spiel. You can't send a commando squad up to an airliner ("Air Force One" notwithstanding). You can't have medical crews standing by to rush in as soon as the siege ends when it could end anywhere around the world. And of course you can't ram a shopping mall into a skyscraper to magnify the destruction.

      Yes planes are expensive, but more importantly lives inside a plane are at higher risk.

    4. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For instance, imagine the TSA actually catches a suicide bomber strapped with explosives. Well, he or she can take out hundreds of people in those parallel security lines, from a combination of different flights...

      Not likely.

      Blowing a hole in the fuselage of an airplane in flight will almost certainly cause the deaths of everyone on board (at least 100-200 people on most US domestic flights). An aircraft is a fairly vulnerable thing, and it is unfortunately easy to destroy one with an easy-to-conceal amount of high explosive.

      Using the same amount of explosives in a crowded security line will only kill a few dozen people and wound around 100-200 more. Still quite awful, but better by an order of magnitude.

      Of course, some of the wounds will be very severe, but I personally would rather continue my life without a few digits, limbs, etc. if given the option.

      Again, the capabilities of suicide bombers in a crowd of people are by this time pretty well known from Israel, Iraq, etc.

    5. Re:A couple or more things by Q+Who · · Score: 1

      For instance, imagine the TSA actually catches a suicide bomber strapped with explosives. Well, he or she can take out hundreds of people in those parallel security lines, from a combination of different flights...

      Thus, all the screening they have added is NOT for protecting people, but for protecting PLANES. Planes are expensive.

      Yeah right, and taking out 300 passengers on a plane is no different from killing up to 20 and wounding up to 50 when exploding in a crowd.

      But of course, you are right, all this security thing is a conspiracy by air flight companies.

      If you don't want suicide bombers, you have to prevent people from WANTING to do it in the first place. Trying to catch them in the act is going after the symptom, not the root problem.

      The root problem is not people wanting to do this, genius, it's dictator regimes and dictator wannabees. Suicide bombers don't just pop up wanting to explode, they are recruited and brainwashed.

      Airplanes are more secure now for one reason only. The passengers now know to fight back.

      Sure, Mr. Online Expert, the anti-missile equipment on the Israeli plane that was almost shot down over Kenya had nothing to do with the passengers safety.

      We aren't going to see another hijacking for that reason alone.

      How old are you, expert?

      And it is trivial to leave an unattended package in a crowded line, and an incident at a major airport will shut it down and snarl traffic across the country just as well as if it were on a plane.

      Try to do it in Israel, you might be surprised. My bet is you won't advance past the first check point upon the entry to the airport.

      It is impossible to stop 100% of determined attacks. The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place.

      I wonder where do you get these amazing insights from. Not from history, that's for sure.

    6. Re:A couple or more things by srleffler · · Score: 1
      The amount of radiation received is portrayed as being low. What they neglect to mention is the dosage per UNIT TIME. Sure, you get more on an International flight, but it is amortized over a number of hours, not minutes or seconds. For example, a bone marrow recipient has the old defective marrow killed off by radiation over a couple of days; the same dosage would be fatal if given over a short time period. You also have to add in the cumulative effect of being scanned now in ADDITION to any other radiation you already would receive. If you fly frequently, this may be alarming.

      It's not just low dosage, it's low frequency. These scanners use terahertz radiation AFAIK, which is non-ionizing. It's a very different thing from the radiation used to treat cancer.

    7. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thus, all the screening they have added is NOT for protecting people, but for protecting PLANES. Planes are expensive.

      Actually it is about creating an image that airline travel is safe. Of course it is the safest way to travel, but most American's think cars are safer. So we get stupid rules link no lighters or finger nail clippers. Why? Because it makes people feel safe. No other reason.

    8. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place.

      Thats it, lets give good ol' Osama a nice big hug... he's not bad, just misunderstood!

      Kummm-baaaa-yaaaaaaa

    9. Re:A couple or more things by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      For example, a bone marrow recipient has the old defective marrow killed off by radiation over a couple of days; the same dosage would be fatal if given over a short time period.

      Strictly speaking, the dose used to kill off the old bone marrow in preparation for a transplant would be fatal. The idea is to wipe out all of the marrow, so that it can be replaced by transplanted non-malignant cells. In the absence of a transplanted population of cells, the patient would die due to anemia (shortage of red cells), massive infection (shortage of white cells), or exsanguination (loss of clotting ability).

      For what it's worth, some places that do bone marrow transplants do use a single shot of whole-body irradiation to wipe out the bone marrow cell population. Ideally you deliver the radiation over a relatively short period of time so that they're out of the treatment room before the nausea sets in.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    10. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No these use X-ray, but terahertz imaging would work. This is X-ray backscatter, and it is a much older technology... it just wasn't intended to be used on people before (and now?)

      It's ionizing.

    11. Re:A couple or more things by Steve525 · · Score: 1

      These scanners use terahertz radiation AFAIK

      Is this true? I'm not saying you're wrong, I just have no idea. I tried to find some information about exactly how it works, but all I could find was a mention of Compton scattering. I could find no information about the wavelength. Terahertz radiation is consistent with what (little) I know about it, however.

      If it is terahertz ratiation, then I wonder why the hell they call it X rays? Probably as soon as people hear, "it can see through things" they think "X rays". As you point out, teraherz radiation is very different.

    12. Re:A couple or more things by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      I agree with you on some points, but I also agree with the root post on some points.

      The root problem is not people wanting to do this, genius, it's dictator regimes and dictator wannabees. Suicide bombers don't just pop up wanting to explode, they are recruited and brainwashed.

      Most of the 9-11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia and Egypt, our supposed allies. True, neither is a democracy, but neither is quite a dictatorship either.

      Sure, Mr. Online Expert...

      How old are you, expert?

      Ad hominem attack. You fail it.

      Anyhow, let's say your goal is to avoid being murdered by thugs. How would you go about that?

      Method One: Go into the bad neighborhoods and shoot every crook and thug until your the last one standing.

      Method Two: Stay the hell away from the bad neighborhood yourself, but let people know that we provoked you will defend yourself. Meanwhile, pay other people go to the bad neighborhood and do "Books for Thugs" programs or whatever, to try to get the thugs to turn good.

      My point is that sometimes it's best not to kick over the hornet's nest, if you're not willing to swat down every bug. It's ok to take out a hornet's nest sometimes if it's in your way, but you have to be prepared and do it right.

    13. Re:A couple or more things by Steve525 · · Score: 1

      I read some of the other links people have posted, and it does indeed use x rays. I still haven't found any imformation on what wavelength (or wavelength range) it uses. There is a competing product, that provides similar images, and it uses terahertz radiation.

    14. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place." Yeah, cause *we* made them hate us. Are you quoting from the "Whiny Ass Liberal Bible"?

    15. Re:A couple or more things by talmage · · Score: 1

      2) The amount of radiation received is portrayed as being low. What they neglect to mention is the dosage per UNIT TIME. Sure, you get more on an International flight, but it is amortized over a number of hours, not minutes or seconds.

      I looked at the Rapiscan Secure 1000 brochure and did the math. The device subjects you to "less than 10" microrems per scan. One scan takes about 8 seconds. That's 7.5 scans per minute. Rounding the dosage up to 10 microrems per scan, in a minute you'd receive 75 microrems. In an hour, 4500 microrems.

      Compare that to the 500 microrems per hour you get on an airplane flight, according to the Rapiscan Secure 1000 brochure. That's 8.3 microrems per minute.

      Compare that to the 600 microrems per day you'd get from the background radiation in Denver.

    16. Re:A couple or more things by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Osama is one person, even if he is the worlds evilest most twisted mofo he needs to have people that believe in what he believes in, people that hate the US as much as he does to act as his foot soldiers, improve the US's image in the world , and the size of the pool of his foot soldiers decreases dramatically. Case in point the US invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, pissed off a bunch of people (I'm not debating whether the action was right or wrong) but for the first time in Pakistani history hardline religious fundamentalists came to power in multiple states and were on the verge of gaining power nationally, not a pleasant thought? (If you don't rem Pakistan is nuke country :)). Repeat ad nauseum, the more friends one has the more chances of one having your back? Read up on it anywhere anti-US sentiment is currently at an all time high (at least compared to recent history)

    17. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place.

      In some cases, the enemy hates you to that extent in the first place for who/what you are, not what you do. Despite denials, jihad is prescribed in Quran and it is not limited to "inner struggle" you hear so much in the news. Beheading is often cited as well against kaffirs. You can't make a friend of someone who is determined to hate you for God. Oh, sure, you can get taqiya from them, after all, lying is permitted to advance Islam. Think of the Borgs. Unless you become one of them, you are enemies because your own very existance. So, while your last sentence is nice, it's a wishful thinking.

    18. Re:A couple or more things by mmeister · · Score: 1

      But of course, you are right, all this security thing is a conspiracy by air flight companies.

      Not a conspiracy -- but a cost/benefit analysis. It's bad business when your planes are hijacked. Most of the security measures are simply to make us "feel" safer so that we'll fly. But we're at that threshold where people are weary of yet another invasion of privacy for this "appearance of safety". I avoid flying because it has become such a hassle now and I'm tired of being treated like a potential terrorist just because I need to fly somewhere.

      Sure, Mr. Online Expert, the anti-missile equipment on the Israeli plane that was almost shot down over Kenya had nothing to do with the passengers safety.

      And an X-ray of people has nothing to do with outside missiles that may be fired at a plane. Your argument is simply irrelevant.

      I wonder where do you get these amazing insights from. Not from history, that's for sure.

      Actually, he's probably just using his brain a bit. Terrorism is a TACTIC and it's been around for a while. Sadly, the reaction to it is usually exactly what the party wanted. Bin Laden hoped to curtail our freedoms and he succeeded. US Citizens are not as free today as they were before 9/11. We have more police watching everything we do. More invasion of privacy all for the hope of "security".

      The fact that passengers now realize that sitting back and doing nothing -- which is what we were told to do in these situations in the past -- won't keep them alive, they will fight back. Will in prevent any possible attack in the future? Can't say for sure because the fact is it is impossible to stop every person that is willing to kill themselves in the process of killing others. If they don't do it by plane, they'll find trains, buses or any place that has a crowd.

      How to "protect" every crowd of more than 100 people in the United States? Oh, and by the way -- we're still "supposed" to have our freedoms too in all this. And then what if they simply target crowds of 20 people?

    19. Re:A couple or more things by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1


      It is impossible to stop 100% of determined attacks. The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place.


      Even France, more or less a defender of Iraq, has had to foil some pretty big terrorist attacks against its interests when the Iraq war started.

    20. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bin Laden hoped to curtail our freedoms and he succeeded.

      Oh *that* is what he wanted to accomplish on 9/11...to curtail our freedoms. And here I thought he wanted to slaughter us infidels because we don't subscribe to his insane religion.

      I think you underestimate Bin Laden's motives just a bit. I'm pretty sure he's not too worried about the relatively benign issue of simply curtailing our freedoms. It appears that most of these impotent jihadis just want to kill people who disagree with them.

      As they're finding out, we're *much* more skilled at killing people who disagree with us. Hell, we've turned it to an artform.

    21. Re:A couple or more things by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Bin Laden hoped to curtail our freedoms and he succeeded. US Citizens are not as free today as they were before 9/11.

      I think it's pretty unlikely that either you or I understands bin Laden's motives, but I'd guess it's more likely the 9/11 attacks were designed to provoke a response in order to make Islamic revolutions more likely in the middle east. Get the Saudis out of bed with the US, etc.

      I'd say on those grounds they were a mixed success. There's been an irrational response, killing lots of innocent Arabs, but no Islamic revolutions as a result.

    22. Re:A couple or more things by MintyGreen · · Score: 1
      You can't send a commando squad up to an airliner ("Air Force One" notwithstanding).
      Maybe it's been too long, but I'm not recalling a commando squad being sent to board Air Force One. I do recall a scenario where a commando team boarded a passenger jet mid-flight in 'Executive Decision,' though.
    23. Re:A couple or more things by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      I wonder where do you get these amazing insights from. Not from history, that's for sure.

      As an ever studious student of history, I can say that you can find all of these insights there...and more!

      Your ad hominum attacks are pointless.

      Suicide bombers don't just pop up wanting to explode, they are recruited and brainwashed.

      So who does the recruiting? Maybe we should deal with them, the root cause, eh?

      What would you want to do, if one of your close family members had been killed in the 9/11 attacks? Now think of all the bombings in Iraq (and resulting from our decades of Middle Eastern meddling); do you really have such difficulty in perceiving their viewpoint?

      If someone told me that I'd be taking out Bin Laden and his key supporters with my suicide bomb and that my family would be taken care of after I'm gone, I'd strap it on and I'm a reasonably well-adjusted liberal. What do you think motivates a terrorist?

    24. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try to do it in Israel, you might be surprised. My bet is you won't advance past the first check point upon the entry to the airport.
      I lived in Israel for 1.5 years. I have travelled there several times. I have an arab sounding name, my dad is from Iran and I definitely "fit the profile".

      However, while security in Israel was much more thorough than in the States:
      1. Israeli security is much more polite (of course, I don't know about what they do with the guilty)
      2. Israeli security is thorough but don't get this unreasonable.
      3. Except for them handling my dirty underwear, they've been pretty good about privacy

      In the US the security times are clearly amateurs.

    25. Re:A couple or more things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best defense is to avoid having enemies that hate you to that extent in the first place.
      Kill them all first!

    26. Re:A couple or more things by jadavis · · Score: 1

      If you don't want suicide bombers, you have to prevent people from WANTING to do it in the first place.

      When we're members of the nation with the largest GDP, there are bound to be people whose interests are mutually exclusive with our interests. These people have all kinds of motives. Many of the suicide bombers do it so that a dictator will pay off their family, or because of a lot of religious propoganda combined with the fact that their lives are worth almost nothing to begin with. Making these kinds of people happy with us should not be a primary foreign policy goal, and to attempt to do so would probably attract more terrorism. After all, if it gets results, they will keep it up.

      The ways you really eliminate terrorism are:
      (1) Keep those types of people out of the country
      (2) Attack sources of funding for terrorism

      --
      Social scientists are inspired by theories; scientists are humbled by facts.
    27. Re:A couple or more things by Q+Who · · Score: 1

      In the US the security times are clearly amateurs.

      I agree completely, all the security guards I saw in US went by the instructions, but they clearly didn't know what are they doing, and weren't prepared to handle any sort of emergency.

      The guards and the security procedures were completely useless.

    28. Re:A couple or more things by srleffler · · Score: 1

      I see. My mistake. I saw the photos and just assumed it was THz, since I knew some companies were working on that.

    29. Re:A couple or more things by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1
      Blowing a hole in the fuselage of an airplane in flight will almost certainly cause the deaths of everyone on board (at least 100-200 people on most US domestic flights). An aircraft is a fairly vulnerable thing, and it is unfortunately easy to destroy one with an easy-to-conceal amount of high explosive.

      Been done.

      In 1988 Libyan terrorists blew Pan Am #103 out of the sky over the wee Scottish village of Lockerbie. All 259 people on the plane were killed, including 35 students from New York's Syracuse University returning home for Christmas after a semester in the UK, and 11 Scottish villagers who were killed in their houses. The explosion that brought down the airliner was caused by a bomb smuggled aboard which was carried in the baggage compartment.

      America acted as one might expect. There was the usual inquiry. There was the predictable bluster, and speechifying. Out of it all came promises that the airports serving American carriers would be made secure. It was uplifting. People wiped their eyes. People waved flags. It felt good to be American. And nothing terrible ever happened again.

      .

      Oh wait....

      --
      Julia Cameron
      Oich ù agus hiùraibh éile
    30. Re:A couple or more things by Ours · · Score: 1

      No but both are still terrorism. Specially since in the "nobody got hurt" scenario people where still been menaced by AK47s and grenades. It just so happenens that nobody got hurt but it could have gone very ugly.

      --
      "You superiour intellect is no match for our puny weapons" - The Simpsons
    31. Re:A couple or more things by __aaxtnf2500 · · Score: 1

      What are your credentials? Are you an HP or even an RCT? Your information sounds uninformed to put it politely. What are you basing the mean dosage per x-ray on? An x-ray can range from 10 to over 100 mRem. Commercial flight crews receive a mean penetrating whole-body dose of about 300mRem over the mean civilian background dose(which is also about 300 mRem, 2/3 of that being from radon). If you are in the air 1/10 as frequently as commercial flight crews, and receive 30 of these x-rays per year(assuming a mean penetrating whole body effective dose of 10 mRem), we're talking about: 100 mRem - cosmic rays (background) 200 mRem - radon (background) 30 mRem - portion of flight crew dose 300 mRem - x-ray dosage 0.630 REM a little over one-tenth the federal limit for penetrating (>5cm to internal organs) dose (5000mrem). The Federal Limit for skin dosage is 50,000 mrem. the federal limits are based on limiting excess cancer mortality in the general population to =1%. in you example of acute versus chronic exposure. i think your timescale is a little ... well hyperbolic. What real-life death has been caused by high exposure levels to localized tissue areas from a collimated beam? I await your response. The fuzzines in mortality prediction from radiation exposures exists because of the limited empirical evidence we have on the subject. I think it is absolutely unreasonable to say that if the accumulated dose to a leukemia patients bone was given in a period of 15 seconds, that their life could be in danger. If you have evidence that says otherwise, please provide it. Maybe I am wrong. A little education in radiation protection goes a long way.

    32. Re:A couple or more things by __aaxtnf2500 · · Score: 1

      Or compare that to the 245,000 microrems i've gotten at work this year.

  96. Is there even a point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Government seems to be spending a massive amount of money on fancy technologies at airports that really in the end dont increase security THAT much if there is a determined individual, someone willing to blow themselves up I would classify as determined. Spending all this money does not solve the problem of terrorism, even if we were able to make airlines secure it does nothing to stop the threat to other targets. I suggest everyone who is interested check out Bruce Schneier's peice on it conversations, http://www.itconversations.com/shows/detail119.htm l .
    He is one of the only people I have heard who uses LOGIC and RATIONALITY when talking about security. Basing security off of irrational emotions might make us FEEL better, but it does not in fact make us safer.

  97. Re:Very high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is almost certain to happen and most likely there will be no legal recourse against the screeners who leaked them. You can't get them on invasion of privacy because there is no expectation of privacy. It might be a violation of their employment contract but that is grounds for firing, not a lawsuit or criminal prosecution. Heck, I wouldn't be suprised if the airport deliberately sold them to make money since there are no laws against doing so.

  98. Measures to thwart this by Kirth · · Score: 1

    - Plastic pistol up your ass.
    - Ingest explosives.
    - False body-parts.
    - Extreme obesity.
    Seems there are plenty of ideas. I'm sure you will come up with more. That's probably why they're not soo much convinced that this is the panacea to all security dangers.

    --
    "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
  99. X-Ray Specs by kevcol · · Score: 1

    From the artcicle: "X-Ray Specs! See Thru Clothing!" blares the copy, which is illustrated with a cartoon of a drooling geek wearing the amazing toy goggles and leering at a shapely woman. Now, any kid with half a brain knew that X-Ray Specs were a novelty gag that didn't really work.

    Crap. I've been buying a pair a year for the last 30 years hoping they'd FINALLY get it right.

  100. Nothing to hide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Man: Look, I have nothing to hide!
    Screener: Well I can see you don't! Mwahaha, look at that guys! *pointing the screen*

    Man: Look, I have nothing to hide!
    Screener: If I were you I'd sure would keep _that_ hidden! Mwahaha!

    Man: Look, I have nothing to hide!
    Screener: There's no need to get so... excited! Eww what a perv!

    Man: Look, I have nothing to hide!
    Screener: Euch! Well you should have!

  101. Re:well by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    They'll try to ban P2P networks for "distribution of child porn".

  102. Heathrow Airport by turgid · · Score: 1
    Last August Mrs Turgid and I went to Amsterdam for a long weekend and we flew from Heathrow.

    They had one of these terahertz scanners on trial in the airport. They were chosing people "at random" from our queue and asking them if they'd mind being scanned.

    The guy nearly chose the brown person next to us but you could see him balk and chose the white person behind him.

    When asked if he'd mind being scanned, the man said, "What happens if I refuse?" The answer was, "Then we don't let you on the plane." So off he went to have his genitals photographed.

    The rest of us were frisked and went through the metal detector.

    1. Re:Heathrow Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always had fun asking the same question.
      "Do you mind if we [some violation of my privacy]?"

      "Well what if I refuse?"

      "We won't let you board the plane."

      "Well then don't f*cking ask me and just do it!"

      "Well.. um sir"

      "Just shut up and invade my privacy already"

      This of course has led me to have several .. convesations with police officals at the airport. I usually try to get there a little early so I can have my fun. but really the fake concern really bugs me. If I don't have a choice then quit pretending I do!

    2. Re:Heathrow Airport by turgid · · Score: 1
      One day I might just remove all my clothes and board the plane naked. I might have to have a few pints in the departure lounge first though...

      And before you get any ideas, a fat, balding, ugly Scotsman who's on the wrong side of 30 is not a pretty sight.

    3. Re:Heathrow Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've obviously changed their policy since then, as when I was flying through Heathrow in March of this year they were also still "trialing" the scanners. I had arrived very late and needed to get through security for my plane. The guy came up and asked if I would like to take part in a trial - I did not *have* to go through with it, but I did as it would save me time queuing.

      They ask you to stand in a few positions, and I swore I could feel something slightly "warm" when they turned it on those few times. They let you see the pictures of you it took afterwards too.

      Saved time, made my flight (just) - no problem.

  103. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mythbusters busted the explosive decompression myth, but if a bullet did pierce the body of the plane, it would be very uncomfortable breathing until the plane descends to a lower altitude.

  104. So who do we arrest when a child walks through? by msimm · · Score: 1

    Because if they want to use this shouldn't they still be held accountable? What if it was you're daughter? We all know what a good job they do of screening their empoloyees. I feel safer already.

    This has been some of the worse pork-barrel politics I've seen and its being done in the name of all those people who died. What a shame.

    --
    Quack, quack.
    1. Re:So who do we arrest when a child walks through? by Dominic · · Score: 1

      Reading through all of the comments on this story, I am struck by how many people have said this. Why is the US so paranoid about people seeing their kids naked? The number of people who get off on it is *very* small, and the number that actually do anything about it is smaller still.

      Does anyone with a kid drive them around in their car? Congratulations, that's thousands of times more dangerous than any dodgy perverts. We all need some perspective - there seems to be some sort of mass hysteria over this issue. If you get a chance I would recommend watching the Brass Eye special on paedophiles (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000066N T9/) to illustrate how much society is over-reacting.

      I think there is a problem here in the UK with nudity, but it's worse in the US. It is bizarre and just plain wrong that you can be arrested for being naked in public. This is the case though, and as a result nudity is seen as something dirty and perverted.

      I wouldn't have a problem in this airport scanner as far as being seen naked goes, much as I wouldn't object to my girlfriend going through it either. I also prefer to be naked when swimming or on the beach, but I wouldn't class myself as a 'naturist'. It is absurd that people don't feel comfortable with this, and 100% down to social conditioning. I say bring on the nakedness! Once people get used to it and realise that we're all the same underneath, perhaps society will improve.

    2. Re:So who do we arrest when a child walks through? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      I'm inclined to agree with you, actually - I used to read random rants by parents (here and elsewhere) about how if any perv was caught "staring at my daughter" I'd "rip his balls off" and think to myself... so what? What difference does it make? So don't leave her alone with some pervy stranger. That's probably good advice whether he was staring at her, or saw her naked through an X-ray, or just walked by you at the mall. I just started to assume that being a parent causes you to lose your sense of reason. However, I've been a father myself for almost two years now, and I still don't really see the problem. I've got a little boy, though - maybe being the parent of a girl makes you lose all rationality?

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  105. I tell you, in twenty or maybe even ten years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they will make the machine small enough to fit in sunglasses.

  106. Keywords= by bronney · · Score: 1

    *copying down key words of this for future torrentspy search*

    There're a few people whom I wanna view naked.

  107. Foil?? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

    Wow - dozens of posts and so far nobody has mentioned the subtle advantages of tin foil lined underwear...

    1. Re:Foil?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the subtle advantages of tin foil lined underwear...

      The benefit of getting scanned and then being pulled to the side for a body cavity search?

      Bring on those benefits!

    2. Re:Foil?? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Glue foil cutouts onto your clothing to spell out
      your message to the scanner. (such as "go f$#k yourself!") How about aluminum foil 'fig leafs', that would also send a message.

    3. Re:Foil?? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      Glue foil cutouts onto your clothing to spell out

      I wonder if zinc oxide cream would show up on one of these low-level x-rays. I think it just might. Just use it to write all sorts of things all over yourself.

      FLASH
      The FAA and the Department of Homeland Security have just banned carrying Zinc Oxide on to Airplanes.
  108. manufacturer, Rapiscan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    rofl the name of the manufacturer is Rapiscan? That is awesome

  109. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Guns + Planes = Cabin depressurisation

    Guess again.

    Hollywood isn't very big on getting the physics right. If you put a bullet through an airplane window, people do not get sucked out to plummet to their deaths.

    So letting every dirty Harry wanabee to take a gun on board is hardly sensible.

    I think you missed where I mentioned that one should have to qualify to carry a concealed weapon on an aircraft.

    How do you tell who is a terrorist and who are the "good people".

    You can't, that's the point: If you try to disarm everyone, you lose, since the bad people won't comply. When that asshole shot up the train on Long Island in the mid 1990's, he was able to reload twice before the passengers on the train realized he wasn't going to stop, and jumped him. When someone goes berserk like that, the thing you need the most is a rational person with his own weapon, who is prepared to use it.

    Better to get rid of all the guns.

    Better still to simply rewrite the laws of physics so that firearms aren't lethal, but that's not going to happen either.

    That is why I feel safer in the UK.

    Do a bit of research: Ever since your government made your local criminal element quite certain that you're unable to defend yourself, crime in the UK is way up.

    -jcr

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  110. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about 10 terrorists posing as peace officers can have a shooting "contest" 50 thousand feet in the air with maybe 5 or 6 actual peace officers to see who can outgun each other. All this while there are hundreds of other passengers onboard. Now that's what I call 'safety'

  111. No need to worry by slushbat · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine works in airport security. She says that wehn the men spot a fit looking woman they give her the nod to pull her over and search her. After all she could have anything concealed in that bikini top. I'm sure you will agree that with people of this calibre on the job there is no need to worry at all.

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  112. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the terrorist only have to pull of a scam and inpersonate an peace officers to get arms onboard and hi-jack a plane.

    They can do that already.

    I will also point out, that if a terrorist succeeds in getting a firearm aboard an aircraft, the chances of there being an Air Marshall on the flight are very slim, unless it happens to be an El Al flight.

    Israel actually spends the money to protect each and every flight, since they're actually interested in security, not just the appearance of doing something.

    -jcr

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  113. Stupid by BenjyD · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Airline security is so strange. No metal cutlery, no pen knives, nothing vaguely weapon-like in hyour hand luggage, advanced scanner technology everywhere on boarding.

    But can I take these four bottles of duty-free vodka which can be turned into extremely sharp weapons in about five seconds in my hand luggage? Of course you can sir.

    1. Re:Stupid by Reene · · Score: 1

      Not always, apparently...When my SO flew to France some years ago to see his brother's wedding, he tried to bring me back a few interesting empty glass juice bottles on his carry-on luggage (I collect bottles). The guards confiscated them because they could be used as a "blunt weapon". He never got them back.

      Either you're lucky or he was really unlucky. I really wanted those bottles too, damn it.

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    2. Re:Stupid by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if your chances of getting it through depends on if its just empty bottles, or actual liquor. If they start stopping bottle collectors, only the bottle collectors will care. If it becomes hard to get liquor through, there'll be a public outrage.

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    3. Re:Stupid by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      The last time I did it was Lisbon airport: I guess the Portugese are pretty laid back in general, but I was flying BA and the check-in guy I asked was really surprised when I asked if it was OK to take all these bottles of wine etc. in my hand luggage - he just said "Of course you can".

    4. Re:Stupid by dajak · · Score: 1

      I observed during my last visit in Switzerland they sell Swiss knives in the duty-free shops, after you go through the metal detector.

      - But can I take a knife on the plane to a Schengen treaty country?
      - That's a good question, sir. Nobody asked me about this before. I don't know.

      I decided not to buy the black knife/screwdriver set/usb memory stick.

    5. Re:Stupid by imuffin · · Score: 2, Funny

      A couple of years ago (about a year after 9/11) I was travelling home after visiting a friend. I had a little bottle of rum in my backpack to enjoy on the plane. After passing through airport security I went to the bathroom. I hung the (very full) backpack on the hook on the toilet stall. It fell and I heard the bottle shatter.

      I emptied all the shattered glass I could get to and soaked up the rum with paper towels. Then I stood in line to board the plane. Of course, I was singled out to be searched. I warned the agent that I had shattered a bottle so he should be careful of broken glass when he poked around in the bag (it could have cut him pretty badly). He took a look, and then, unsure what to do, went to talk to his supervisor.

      The agent and his supervisor discussed the problem for a while and then the agent informed me that I could board the plane only after they ensured that all pieced of glass large enough to be used as a weapon had been removed from my backpack.

      So, yeah, intact glass bottles are ok--but broken glass is absolutely not allowed. Just so you know.

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    6. Re:Stupid by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I've heard of a situation that little army toy figures and RPG figures weren't allowed on, despite the plastic "rifles" being under a cm long, same with the toy "axe" on a dwarf.

    7. Re:Stupid by Cliff.Braun · · Score: 1

      "And it's completely without logic. There's no logic at all. They'll take away a gun but let you keep a knife. Well, what the fuck is that? In fact, there's a whole list of lethal objects they allow you to take on board. Theoretically, you could take a knife, an ice pick, a hatchet, a straight razor, a pair of scissors, a chain saw, six knitting needles and a broken whiskey bottle, and the only thing they would say to you is, "That bag has to fit all the way under the seat in front of you."" -George Carlin It's a little out of date, the specific observations are wrong, but the message is still there.

    8. Re:Stupid by aej17 · · Score: 1
      Either you're lucky or he was really unlucky. I really wanted those bottles too, damn it.

      It isn't that you were unlucky. It is that absolutely none of these rules and principles make any sense at all.

      I just flew back from Italy, through Frankfurt. When you board in Italy to fly to Germany, it is absolutely no hassle. But when you go to fly to the USA, there is of course a special check-in section for flights to either the USA or Israel. It is an utter nightmare.

      I was standing there in one of the fifty lines I stood in that day, and they were checking everyone. There was this sign that said you can't take long-handled combs, clippers, lighters, etc. Meanwhile I had a 1L bottle of Johnnie Walker Green Label with me. No problem. Of course, that thing is made of glass, weighs what? 4 or 5 lbs? It could be used as either a blunt or a sharp weapon.

      Oh, and the best part, is that even if they didn't let everyone with the wine and the liquor on the plane, they SERVE BEER IN GLASS BOTTLES ON THE FLIGHT! They gave me metal utensils to eat with as well (spork, knife, spoon).

      Oh, also they let me take aboard a glass vase from Murano which is made of thick glass and has sharp-cut edges. Also could be a nice (albeit expensive if it broke) weapon.

      Oh, and my all metal Parker ball boint pen as well.

      Basically, all the crap they put you through at the airport is for show, and for show only.

      Next time I go to Europe, I will fly there; but I will take a ship back. Six days in luxury on the QM2 versus the bullshit that you go through in an airport, being treated like a damned criminal sixteen times in two hours just so you can be crammed into a tiny little seat and listen to screaming babies for nine hours?

      Easy decision.

  114. X-ray dosage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sod the privacy, what about the health risk? Since when did a bunch of renta-cops get to zap us with ionizing radiation. Medical x-rays are carefully controlled for dosage and done by specialists; who's regulating the security use? What about frequent fliers?

    1. Re:X-ray dosage? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      It would be informative if someone would provide the relative risks of health damage by radiation versus life and property loss from terrorist events. Although the answers would be largely guesswork, they'd be better than nothing.

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  115. Send me the Viagra! by msimm · · Score: 1

    I've fucking had it. I'm going to walk through every one of those with the biggest hard-on. Maybe a strip of electrical tape up the backside of my underwear or "hey moron" written in grease pencil.

    I'm tired of being treated like a criminal in my own country.

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    1. Re:Send me the Viagra! by mwooldri · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough you mention this. I was listening to Jerry Springer on Air America Radio yesterday and he was mentioning these very same x-ray screening machines too, and that he'd have to take Viagra every time he went on a plane too! So you're not the only one thinking it's time for Viagra every time you fly.

      Besides what's the health risk of Viagra and flying? Would that increase a risk of DVT?

      Mark.

    2. Re:Send me the Viagra! by msimm · · Score: 1

      Now you've gone and ruined it! Jerry Springer? :)

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  116. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    For a long-term solution, let anyone who's proven his or her ability and willingness to train to carry a weapon aboard an aircraft do so. Attempting to disarm everyone simply discards the natural advantage of good people outnumbering bad people.

    An excellent long-term solution. No one in their right mind would want to fly with armed lunatics on board itching to exercise their right to bear arms, airlines would all shut down and thus there would be no hijacking problem.

    Until that happened, all a hijacker would need to do to get a weapon is follow a civilian with a gun bulge showing to the bathroom, whack him on the head, and now you have an armed hijacker. If the pilots don't cooperate he can just shoot out some of the windows and crash the plane.

  117. Now they can see my "Weapon of Mass Destruction!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been able to hide my elongated penis in my pants for far too long. Now the world will know and fear me!

  118. pics?? by sploxx · · Score: 1

    It's a pity that the images are only black/white!

  119. CA's Proposition 62: PASSED by VValdo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They will soon take your DNA, without your agreement.

    This is already the case in California. Get charged or simply arrested for a felony, get your DNA added to the dbase. Done deal. Doesn't matter if you're guilty or not. An arrest is all it takes.

    W

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  120. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Kirth · · Score: 1

    > For starters, let any peace officer carry his
    > off-duty piece when boarding a plane.

    Right. So any Hijacker can impersonate an officer in order to carry his gun aboard. Or even better, identify any officer (or the disguised designated armed flight-guards) and take over his gun..

    Allowing firearms (or other ranged weapons like crossbows) aboard a plane is a very bad idea. Not only you can pierce the planes hull with it by accident, but also its much more difficult for unarmed forces (the passengers!) to overcome an opponent with a ranged weapon.

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  121. So.... by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

    is that a gun in your pants?

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  122. Beat it with civil obediance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Officer: Would you mind walking through this scanner, sir?
    Passenger: Is that one of those scanners that allows you to see through my clothes?
    Officer: Yes sir, it is.
    Passenger: Hmmm. Tell you what, I've got a better idea.
    (Passenger strips totally stark naked)

    For best results, arrange for a couple of hundred fat ugly people to do this one after the other.

  123. Heathrow already has this by 66AzTeC66 · · Score: 1

    I passed through Heathrow about 2 months ago and got chosen to partake in a new screening process that they were rolling out. I asked to see the pictures afterwards and was taken 'behind the scenes' to where a small rat looking guy was staring at my naked butt!! What's worse is that my girlfriend went before me!!! Taking your clothes off in front of a trained medical professional is bad enough, doing it in front of a kid getting paid to stare at you naked is just not on!

    1. Re:Heathrow already has this by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Your just lucky that in the UK you have a legal right to see what they recorded of you and know what they're going to do with it. In some countries they can post it on the net quite legally and you'll have to get your credit card out to see 'hotnakedterrorsuspects.com' pictures of your girlfriend..

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  124. Re:CA's Proposition 69: PASSED by VValdo · · Score: 1

    Well, that was prop 69, not 62. It passed with 62% of the voters. My mistake. Still scary.

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  125. Two Weeks by Ozy311 · · Score: 1

    How long will you be staying on Mars? Remember that? In the movie there was an X-Ray system already like that. Copy Cats!!!

  126. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This, paired with a metal detector would mean almost 100% transparency with regards to body-carried weapons.

    No, it just means it'll catch weapons that look like weapons. Considering all the metal and hard plastic junk people carry on board -- phones, laptops, not to mention attache cases and framed bags, it'd be an evening's work to make a weapon that breaks down into innocuous parts. See or read the original Day of the Jackal for instance.

    And as TFA states, all you need is a fat person to hide stuff in the butt, under the breasts.

    Anyway, since 9/11 no knives or even guns are going to be useful to a hijacker. Plenty of passengers will choose to attack the hijacker regardless of personal risk, given the alternative is no hope at all.

    It's just security theater, as Bruce Schneier calls these stunts that fulfill the need to be seen to be doing something regardless of effectiveness.

  127. X-RayTed by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 1

    Brings a new meaning to those top shelf DVD movies I guess :p

  128. damn 200+ comments, slow night - site: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  129. If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by dbond · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...I'm fine with that. Better still, how about enforced nakedness on the plane? ... Or I store the plastic explosive up my arse/ass? Technology's not the answer. The USA not behaving in a way which leads people to hate it so much that they're willing to die for the cause IS.

    1. Re:If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to say, to me that sounds kinda like:

      Them: "Hey America, stop being who you like to be."
      US: "No. Fuck off. I like my MTV, my corvette, my iMac and my mcdonalds."
      Them: "I said stop, or we'll blow you the hell up."
      US: "We said no, fuck off."
      Them: "Ok, here we come."
      US: "We'll stop you with our crazy technology."
      Them: "You can't stop us all, might as well just do what we say."
      US: "Uh, ok. Praise Allah. You won't bomb us now, right?"

      I mean, no matter what you do, you will never make these people happy. It will never end, not until we live like they do. I have to laugh at anyone that honestly thinks we brought this on ourselves. The worst part is, I hear this all the time.

      Other nations have tried infinite fucking patience and turning the other cheek, and it hasn't helped them either.

    2. Re:If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      > ...I'm fine with that. Better still, how about enforced nakedness on the plane?

      That was one of the main premises of Robert Heinlein's The Puppet Masters (conveniently ignored by the folks that made the awful movie). Since the monsters that control people can hide inside their clothes, the only way to be safe was to outlaw clothes. I don't think he mentioned what people did during the winter... :-)

      jfs

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    3. Re:If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Mr. President, you're wrong on a few points.

      You have to find the reason they're pissed off at us. Here's a tip: It involves military presence in lands considered "holy" by Osama. That's what pissed him and his friends off.

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    4. Re:If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to find the reason they're pissed off at us. Here's a tip: It involves military presence in lands considered "holy" by Osama. That's what pissed him and his friends off.

      Actually, that may or may not have aggravated the situation long-term. It may yet prove to have the desired effect, maybe it won't. But to suggest that they're pissed simply because of military presence is ridiculous. They attack countries that don't have any significant military presence anywhere in the middle east, or any military at all (to speak of). I fear you have been grossly misled by people with agendas other than the one at hand. Oh, and calling me stupid isn't going to help get your point across.

    5. Re:If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I forgot to address the most obvious part...

      If what you really want is for the vacation of these holy lands, the last thing you do is something like 9/11. Would you say the military presence in the middle east has declined since?

      If this is, in fact, his intention... then he wouldn't celebrate 9/11, he'd regard it as perhaps the most dismal failure of his campaign.

    6. Re:If they're naked too, and it's not recorded by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Where did I call you stupid, Mr. President?

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  130. Re:I'd expect proper use of aprostrophe's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahaha! you fucking moron! You complain about improper use of apostrophes and then not only incorrectly USE an apostrophe in the subject line, but you misspell the word as well! LOL!

  131. Time for Robotic security guards by betasam · · Score: 1

    Most people including me don't think this is a smart idea. Not even if this means no frisking at the airport and shorter delays. I'm hoping Honda, Sony and a whole lot of Robotics manufacturers fill the world with Robotic security guards with a mind of their own. And then, we can leave security to the "machines." (I wouldn't know which is the more scary option.)

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  132. Its all or nothing by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Frankly id rather take the fucking risk that terrorists will hijack another plane, than have to be put through and have my girlfriend put through this peep-hole. Unless, and this is the only exception: EVERYONE goes through it, and that means Bush, Blair, their families, important business people & Hollywood stars (yes even if they have a private jet or Air Force One they still go through this), and the Saudi Royal Family (who so graced America with their early exit after 9/11). Oh and theirs no exception for pregnant women (if its going to be harmful to them then I ain't taking the risk with me) and children - pedophilic security operators? well you should have thought of that before - no exceptions.

    This will start out at airports, it will start out as optional, but sooner or later it will be mandatory for flying, then for entering many buildings, schools, trains, and eventually it will find its way to the street.

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  133. Corny name by woom · · Score: 1

    They just had to call it "Secure 1000"?

  134. HELLO AI!!!!!!! by castlec · · Score: 1

    It's obvious from looking at the pictures what may or may not be a dangerous object. This is a perfect application for AI based pattern recognition. When the system says that someone needs looked at, then it could be viewed by human eyes, followed by a strip search if deemed necessary. If done like this, it would actually be much less invasive than current body patting and be quite safe.

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  135. easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you paranoid, fucked up Americans (read: citicens of the US of A) should simply stop leaving your houses, close your borders and glue yourself in front of your televisors. Then you will be saved from all Evil. Land of the brave and the free my ass :P

  136. This is just another step by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    We've been on this road for a while. I'm suprised you can still wear your own clothing on a plane, I figure by 2015 you'll get issued a suit of disposable paper "security clothing" when you pick up your ticket. And they'll still scan you with the naked rays when you go to get on the plane.

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  137. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you quote some before and after statistics to back your claim that crime in the UK is way up ?

    Bear in mind that (a) crime is broken down into many categories so car crime could be down, personal assaults could be up and burglaries could be down (b) the way that crime is recorded in the UK has changed which has indeed produced an increase in the number of recorded crimes. afaik it used to be 1 crime recorded regardless of the number of victims whereas now it is 1 crime recorded per victim. Michael Howard (the Conservative Party leader) tried to make significant capital out of that during the last General Election and was very unsuccessful.

    If you're not able to then your comment is just another inaccurate generalisation about crime in the UK.

  138. Real X-ray problem by Rado.hr · · Score: 0
    Last year I've witnessed real problem with X-ray technology on Zagreb airport. It is the human factor, of course. X-rays are there for my safety, and frankly, I don't care if someone can see my underwear as long as they don't broadcast their colour.

    As I was standing in line at zagreb airport that day, to x-ray my luggage and pass the checkpoint, there was one lady in the other line, who's got her luggage going trough x-ray machine at the moment. The policeman at the machine called his coleague to check something on the screen. He called him out loud so all of us could hear it clearly.

    I'll tell you what he said in Croatian, I'm sure you'll be able to understand it regardless your language:

    "Dodji vidi, mali vibrator!"

  139. Really going to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they really going to be allowed to pull this off? I would think there would be a public outcry but I guess no one cares anymore.

  140. George Bush's wife by wadiwood · · Score: 1

    No not Dubya's wife, his mother.

    ARRRGGGGGHHHHHH

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    1. Re:George Bush's wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by the standards of first ladies, laura is actually quite a looker.

  141. Constitution? by dalutong · · Score: 1

    No unreasonable searches.

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  142. Tin foil underwear!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need I say more? You can even get a matching hat. Kinky eh?

  143. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 1, Redundant

    No one in their right mind would want to fly with armed lunatics on board itching to exercise their right to bear arms, airlines would all shut down and thus there would be no hijacking problem.

    Just this once, how about trying to argue without hyperbole?

    . If the pilots don't cooperate he can just shoot out some of the windows and crash the plane.

    And, while you're at it, how about trying to make a cogent point instead of citing hollywood physics?

    The question at hand, is how to deal with the problem of armed criminals on an airplane. Whether on an airplane or anywhere else, the most effective way to counter an armed criminal is with a trained, armed population. We've gotten far too used to the idea that the government is mommy and can protect us, which is hopelessly naive.

    If the perps were still trying to take over aircraft, then the only effective countermeasure is to see to it that they're outnumbered by people who will shoot back.

    Of course, this is moot since the perps have already given up on hijacking. Now that people know that they have nothing to lose by attacking the perps, nobody's ever going to succeed in hijacking a passenger plane again.

    -jcr

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  144. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by MrTufty · · Score: 1

    There is however, a significant increase in the number of violent crimes and gun-related violence since handguns were banned. Let's face it, the only people who handed in their handguns during the amnesty were, by-and-large, law-abiding folks who wouldn't have used them in a criminal act anyway. Now, the only people who have handguns are the criminals, and they were never going to obey a ban in the first place. Speak for yourself, but I certainly don't feel any safer walking the streets after dark in the UK, and for the record I don't even live in a city where traditionally crime is supposed to be higher. Anti-social behaviour is on the up, gang-related violence is on the up, casual muggings and violence is WAY on the up - and yeah, car crime is on the up as well. The UK justice system is in a horrible mess, with a lot of prisoners getting better living conditions behind bars than they do when they're on the streets - no wonder they do their level best to get put back inside as soon as they're let free. The European Human Rights convention is the biggest problem for us because it basically pulls the rug out from under the law and restricts the available punishments for offenders. I could go into much more detail, like the changes I'd like to see, but I really can't be bothered.

  145. Been there, seen that .. by busman · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, I was at a helicopter convention and one of the exhibitors was a manufacturer of "FLIR" systems for police dept. etc.
    http://www.flir.com/imaging/

    They had a system set-up on a pedestal to show off its capabilities.
    The sales guy would put a plastic bag over his hand and place it in front of the camera, and volla, there is his hand on the screen!

    Myself and my friend Benny then started to play around with it and it didn't take long for us to notice that it had the same effect on synthetic clothing! Any as it had a great zoom we could check out the cute girls from all over the hall ;-)

    We got a nice crowd around the stand before the sales guy figured out what we were uo to!

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  146. Mods by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 1

    Somebody Mod this insightful please.

  147. Releaving themselves of it by tod_miller · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Releaving themselves of it once they get on the plane...

    WTF... why is holding a stinky bomb in your hand better than having it stuck up your ass? (I mean, not that I want it up my ass)

    Unless it is a hijack not a suicide bombing...

    bah, planes suck.

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    1. Re:Releaving themselves of it by mapmaker · · Score: 1
      why is holding a stinky bomb in your hand better than having it stuck up your ass?

      So you don't have to stick a lighter up your ass to detonate it?

  148. from the tin-foil bra department by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    and I don't mean mine.

    Right, well 2 things: The original images could NEVER leave the box, but edge detected and fake colored images could be shown, ONLY if a possible threat is detected automatically.

    Secondly, it could be voluntary and people could wear protective wraps that bounce the shit back.

    Personally I would get a boner and waggle my eyebrows conspiratorially towards the (female obviously) scan checker (I don't think guys should get these jobs) and await for her witty response to my concealed weapon.

    "Sir, you are going to have to check that package, we have size restriction for carry on 'weapons'"

    Some witty repartee later, and I get to see HER naked! Woooo! Cavity probing airport security styleee!

    *click*

    Shit I was dreaming again. I am surprised /. isn't up in arms about the uber gay 'type in this code' image thing, it sucks.

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  149. I want one for my workplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a company that cares about security, I think we should get one of those. Do they sell them to normal businesses.

  150. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Insightful
    That's great. Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to enjoy what rights we have left, ok?

    Look, I've already been subjected to the security gropefest a couple times. I'd take the X-ray *any* day over that. In my mind, this is a restoration of some of my rights ... I don't have to worry about being fondled.

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  151. HA by kernelpanicked · · Score: 0

    I'll take one flight and the airport screeners will be begging "Make it stop! For the love of GOD make it stop!"

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  152. Am I the only one... by Grismar · · Score: 1

    ... wondering why everyone is worried about their wives, daughters and mothers? Are all airport employees men? Are men shameless? Are none of the male employees gay? Is everyone avoiding a discussion about the size of the male reproductive organ?

    Or does everyone secretly hope that the technology will be realized, given the remote chance that you'll ever get your hands one of the scanners? And are none of you gay (Before someone points out that I am making the same mistakes :p)? I think it is fairly safe to assume that most Slashdot readers are either male or pretending to be, so I expect no trouble there.

  153. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 1

    Can you quote some before and after statistics to back your claim that crime in the UK is way up ?

    Of course I can, but why don't you go ahead and spend five minutes with google yourself?

    Try searching for "UK Crime Increase". The fourth hit is what you're looking for. That essay cites " Crime Victimisation in the Industrialised World: Key Findings of the 1989 and 1992 International Crime Surveys, van Dijk and Mayhew, The Hague: Ministry of Justice, Department of Crime Prevention, 1993.", among other sources.

    I do hope that the people of the UK get sick of this, and demand a restoration of the Rights of Englishmen as set forth in your 1689 Bill of Rights, which enjoined the sovereign from infringing the right of free men to have "arms for their defence."

    -jcr

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  154. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Kaali · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ah.. this is the classic "do something really really bad so you can do the lesser bad with people applauding you for it" system.

  155. Radiation risk by tengwar · · Score: 1
    These machines are in "experimental" use at London Heathrow. If you are queueing at security, you have about a 1:20 chance of being invited to use them. You are not told that they use X-rays.

    As a frequent traveller, I refuse to use them. I'm not personally concerned about being seen naked, although it would be a big deal for me if this happened to my wife or female relatives. I am however hugely concerned about the radiation exposure. On average, how much time does this take off my life? It appears that this has not been adequately assessed.

  156. Fitting title by Catskul · · Score: 1

    Wow what a fitting title for the product... though Im sure they pronounce it differently than I do.

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    1. Re:Fitting title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, it is very appropriate. I actually misread it as "rapeisscans" rather than "rapiscans". So that's how I'll be pronouncing it.

    2. Re:Fitting title by Furry+Ice · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking they should change the spelling to be more Apple compliant. Something like Rape-iScan.

  157. OMG by cybermint · · Score: 1

    I think it's time for a career change!

  158. Great, more x-rays by ddent · · Score: 1

    While I realize that the machines are supposedly low-output, to me it just seems like one more source of ionizing radition that is really about the last thing people need these days...

  159. Am I the Only one by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    Who thinks this is a good thing?

    I am not a nudist but I see no shame in the human form, secondly given the choice between appearing a bit nude to a security gaurd or herterling balls first towards the ground at 600 mph straped to the remaining half of a 747 I think I know waht I prefere.
    No one ever complains about there doctor, are gynacologists to avert there eyes now?
    Also it's not like the whole plain sees your sinful dangly bits.

    Privacy is a privilage not a right people, for the most part we in the west are privialged to alot of privacy, there are times when this privilage must be traded for security.

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    1. Re:Am I the Only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Am I the Only one Who thinks this is a good thing?

      unfortunately not.

      >given the choice

      They're not guaranteed options, well the first is...You're playing a game called false dichotomies.

      > Privacy is a privilage not a right people

      Strange then that it is mentioned in the universal declaration of human rights. Article 12 to be precise.

      >privilage must be traded for security

      It's that game again. There are a couple of meanings to the word secure that equate to "having privacy"

  160. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So no stats from you then, just the usual gun lobby crap.

  161. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've been reading the Daily Mail too much. Crime in the UK has gone down in the past 10 years. Fear has gone up.

  162. Not X-rays! by Jan+Brunner · · Score: 1

    No idea why neither the post nor the article mentioned it but they surely don't use X-rays.

    From what I've read about these machines before, they use the far infrared, which probably goes through most clothes (even near infrared goes through many). No idea what the exact wavelength is.

    If they used ionizing radiation, I'd prefer to strip down instead of walking through these scanners and needlessly increasing my radiation dose.

  163. Safety? by Builder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To the best of my knowledge, there are no independant studies verifying the safety of these devices for regular scanning.

    As far as I know, pregnent women may opt to NOT go through the trial devices at heathrow. This to me implies that there is a level of risk involved that I am not prepared to accept.

    There are also no clear guidelines on vetting the staff that will use these. Sure, you can only scan people of the same sex, but that doesn't exclude homosexual screeners. The whole point of same-sex screeners is to remove any sexual element from the scan, but it doesn't do that at all.

    And let's not forget the 'Think of the children' angle of course ;)

    I guess this is just one more reason for me to keep my foreign investment out of the USA and take it somewhwere else. This does completely fuck up my 30th birthday plans of course, but I'll find somewhere else to go.

  164. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by mrjb · · Score: 1

    > Hmm what keeps someone from storing plastic explosive up their a$$?

    The Darwin Awards?

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  165. Heard it on NPR first, c'mon /. ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPR also mentioned that they're developing viewing systems that produce outlines, not full-blown nude shots-and solid-colored objects, like guns, knives, bombs, etc- are clearly labeled. Instead of stirring controversy with an incomplete story, do your research, not fish for pageviews.

  166. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 1

    No, I showed where to find the stats. You, on the other hand, offered nothing but knee-jerk insults from the cover of anonymity.

    -jcr

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  167. I'll take screening over groping any day by acid_zebra · · Score: 1
    honestly, in an any airport I'd much rather have this set up to check me out than have some customs troll feel up the insides of my legs, or force me to take off my clothes.

    The thing that is of concern if that of course this technology will get out of the airports and in the streets (party fun!), and if it will have medical consequences if you fly and lot and end up getting zapped several times a week... although having a lot of sterile executives and upper/middle managers doesn't seem like a bad thing :P

    Reminds me of the futurama scene where Bender points a X-ray gun at Fry's balls and he yells 'Ouch, my sperm!'. In a later scene Bender does it again, and Fry says 'funny, it didn't hurt that time'. Classic.

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  168. Simple Solution by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1

    Only Eunuchs will be allowed to operate the X-Ray machine! ;-)

  169. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 1

    Anyway, since 9/11 no knives or even guns are going to be useful to a hijacker. Plenty of passengers will choose to attack the hijacker regardless of personal risk, given the alternative is no hope at all.

    Exactly!

    That's why the entire TSA is a farce. It's purpose has never been to increase the security of the travelling public, but rather to preserve our conditioned docility in the face of the obvious fact that government can not protect us.

    -jcr

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  170. X-rays? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    Are they even X-rays? Seems T-rays would be a more
    realistic choice. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6118

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  171. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mo^ · · Score: 1

    The person stating the facts should have to back them up, your suggestion that we go and "prove" you arguments is lame at best.

    A us gun lobbyist (KC3) is not really the best source for UK gun stats.. try some UK sites. Trust me those you find will obfuscate the truth as much as the US sites do (from both angles) but at least they are stats frompeople here, with info

    As for the bill of rights, it is a completely different document here due to common law superceeding ancient statute.

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  172. Time for tin foil clothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to go along with that tin foil hat.

  173. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try http://www.police999.com/stats/ and it wasn't a knee jerk insult. I thought about it first.

  174. Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For all those people saying "only in America" and shaking their heads, it really isn't - they've been testing a system like this at Heathrow. Flying to JFK a few weeks ago they were pulling random (male) people out of line and scanning them - without telling people what the system could do (i.e. they just said it was a new scanning device). Everyone seemed totally happy about it because they let us go to the front of the queue afterwards. Mind you, I suppose we were mainly British people - imagine the polite uproar if they'd told us that they were looking at us in fuzzy naked-o-vision!

    Hell, the third position they scanned us in was a lunge. Those wacky airport security guys eh?

  175. RE: Who wrote the patriot act... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Assistant Attorney General Viet Dinh. If you had of stayed at school maybe you could have found out in 20 seconds like I did (don't feak out, it's a joke).

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  176. Something to hide by jandersen · · Score: 1

    We all have something to hide - of course. It's called privacy.

  177. Details & sample images of 5-year-OLD technolo by D4C5CE · · Score: 4, Informative
    The article portrays these scanners as if they were new devices just probably about to be introduced soon.

    Rather than being afraid of "scary things yet to come", if that has an overtone of "don't panic"..., have a look at this excerpt from a scholarly article (and that's by a Professor of Law) on what was known the technology could do more than half a decade ago already: Froomkin, The Death of Privacy, p. 1499-1501 (p. 39-41 of the PDF).

    Resolution 1 millimeter even back then, with drastic explanations of what that means.

    Now... panic!

  178. Live in Japan for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    People without weapons make their own. The weapons tend to be psychological, and kids do get hurt.

    Two years ago, my kids elementary school had open gates during school. Some crazy in Nara kidnapped a girl and killed her and now there are copycat attempts everywhere, and the kids' school has cameras and guards and locks the gates.

    My wife tells me about a young high school girl about her age (okay, this was a little while ago) crossed a yakuza sugar daddy and was found in the burned out wreck after an explosion in an apartment parking lot just down the road from the train station here, not three miles from her parents' house. She heard the explosion, IIRC. This is moderately upscale neighborhood.

    And there's the sixth grader in Suma, cut off a third grader's head and hung it on the school gate there, four or five years back.

    Kids get thrown off roofs of schools for being different, or hounded until they jump themselves.

    Gun control only hides the violence.

    1. Re:Live in Japan for a while by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 1

      Mark parent up. I read the news here, too.

  179. Finally!! by callqcmd · · Score: 0

    Finally a dream job.

  180. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by boot1973 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Gun crime is up by about 2%. I would struggle to call this "Way up" oh and http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4071363.stm Should clarify the situation regarding self defence in the UK

  181. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by poor_boi · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I look dead sexy under x-ray. Let's have it!

  182. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by greenrd · · Score: 1
    The UK justice system is in a horrible mess, with a lot of prisoners getting better living conditions behind bars than they do when they're on the streets

    That's an argument for an Unconditional Citizen's Income, not an argument for making prisons more unpleasant than they are already.

  183. If you got nothing to hide by apathyonline · · Score: 1

    I can see all the citizens being convinced that this trash is good for them. I can see several people I know telling me: "But its for safety. We must do it!" Does anyone notice that these changes are incremental? They are forcing us to do things a little bit at a time, for "safety"reasons. If we allow this, it may not be much longer before we have people being stripped down naked. A person being told to do so may think, "well, they already saw me naked. Might as well." And then from there, we will get full cavity searches. But then a real terroist will figure a way around it all, and laugh as he passes all the naked citizens on his way to blow up their airplane and restrict their freedoms even more. The things we do for safety.

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    1. Re:If you got nothing to hide by PigleT · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the people have it coming, anyway. Humans these days are lacking pretty vital cognitive abilities, I find: ability to analyse what's right under their noses, and a cynical response to new legislation rather than mere gullibility, are *essential*, and would save half this crap!

      The real problem is having to share the planet with Bush fans and actually giving them the vote...

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    2. Re:If you got nothing to hide by apathyonline · · Score: 1

      the real problem, if you really think about it, is that people are too apathetic to do anything about this or other issues. Besides: Its not even all Bush's fault. He did put a democrat in charge of of Transportation. Nevermind, I guess you can blame him for that. The more people that don't stand up, the worse off we are. You can sit there and say, "Oh, its all 's fault. If he and his stupid supporters were not around, things would be better." It would be better, however, if everyone did something about it.

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  184. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 0
    No one in their right mind would want to fly with armed lunatics on board itching to exercise their right to bear arms, airlines would all shut down and thus there would be no hijacking problem.
    >Just this once, how about trying to argue without hyperbole?

    You mean you were serious? Anyway, my point stands. Maybe you would feel comfortable knowing armed vigilantes were in a plane; not me. I think the chances of passengers being killed are astronomically greater from this than any terrorist attempt.

    If the pilots don't cooperate he can just shoot out some of the windows and crash the plane.
    >And, while you're at it, how about trying to make a cogent point instead of citing hollywood physics?

    Of course, in your world we use bulletproof windows in all airplanes. Transparent aluminum no doubt.

    Whether on an airplane or anywhere else, the most effective way to counter an armed criminal is with a trained, armed population.

    If X-rays keep nutcases like you from coming on with your guns, perhaps it's not such a bad idea.

  185. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I think he was refering to the fact that a few years ago Glock was building a plastic gun 'for law enforcement' that specifically could go concealed though normal metal detectors and it got into the publics mind that glocks are plastic.

    I don't believe the made very many, but I do remember a friend in law enforcement (who happens to be a little unstable at times...he was this way before going to the academy and I think he joined up simply because it gave him a sense of power...other times, he's as normal as can be and truely wants to do good)...anyhow, this friend brags that he's working on getting a federal permit that would allow him to use one of these undercover (regardless of the fact he is a standard patrolman). I don't know if he ever got ahold of one of these, but if its that easy for a police officer to do so, imagine how terrible difficult it would for someone with pure malintention to do so...it wouldn't be.

    I think thats all the poster was refering to...

  186. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by eric76 · · Score: 1
    Better to get rid of all the guns. That is why I feel safer in the UK.

    Where I live, one is far more likely to be attacked by a rabid animal than by an armed criminal.

    Disarm the honest folk and that could change real quick.

  187. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel much safer in the UK knowing that only criminals have guns.

  188. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jcr · · Score: 5, Informative

    While the decline from '03 to '04 is good news, the significant figures are those that include the period from immediately before the adoption of the UK's victim disarmament law until the present day.

    For the overal historical picture, see "Guns and Violence: The English Experience"

    In a nutshell, crime in the UK was on a fairly steady decline until the proponents of victim disarmament started to get their way in the 1930s. It all really hit the fan in the late 1990s, when the gun ban precipitated a sharp rise in gun crime.

    When a government is willing to imprison an innocent man for defending himself from criminals, you should certainly expect a jump in crime.

    -jcr

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  189. Expense analysis... by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1


    Do the math and you'll find that waiting for airport security, in terms of cumulative wasted 'life time' exceeds, by orders of magnitude the 'life time' lost to all plane crashes, let alone the small number of 'terrorist induced' crashes.

    I say social sensitivity be damned! The cost of all this time waste far exceeds the cost of delaying a small number of profiled passengers.

    Quit wasting MY TIME!

  190. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Give up dude, you can't argue with this kind of "Guns are bad Mmkay" head in the sand thinking. These are people who's only experience with firearms are thru the idiot-box, & are perfectly comfortable with their government making them into good little citizens who have no means of protecting themselves from anything.

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  191. The Fox And The Hedgehog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the quote at the bottom of the page right now. I wonder if it is intentional:

    Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop


    Of course, Aesop himself argued that it's better to keep corrupt tyrants in place:

    "Aesop, defending before the assembly at Samos a popular leader who was being tried for his life, told this story: A fox, in crossing a river, was swept into a hole in the rocks; and, not being able to get out, suffered miseries for a long time through the swarms of fleas that fastened on her. A hedgehog, while roaming around, noticed the fox; and feeling sorry for her asked if he might remove the fleas. But the fox declined the offer; and when the hedgehog asked why, she replied, 'These fleas are by this time full of me and not sucking much blood; if you take them away, others will come with fresh appetites and drink up all the blood I have left.' 'So, men of Samos', said Aesop, 'my client will do you no further harm; he is wealthy already. But if you put him to death, others will come along who are not rich, and their peculations will empty your treasury completely.'"

    Aristotle, Rhetoric ii, 20.

    1. Re:The Fox And The Hedgehog by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      You forgot the last bit:

      Aesop continued: "And if you continue to pursue this democratic foolishness, you will suffer a continuous stream of tyrants, each who will have 4 or 8 years to empower and enrich themselves, before leaving office to another who will do the same in turn.

      "If you allow only one tyrant with a lifetime appointment, you will only need to suffer the depredations of a single man and his administration; whereas, if you remove that man and his staff from office every 4 years, you will find yourselves enriching a litany of men without end."

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    2. Re:The Fox And The Hedgehog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aesop continued: "And if you continue to pursue this democratic foolishness, you will suffer a continuous stream of tyrants, each who will have 4 or 8 years to empower and enrich themselves, before leaving office to another who will do the same in turn.

      "If you allow only one tyrant with a lifetime appointment, you will only need to suffer the depredations of a single man and his administration; whereas, if you remove that man and his staff from office every 4 years, you will find yourselves enriching a litany of men without end."


      Of course Aesop lived during a time when the concept of "enough" was understood, even by those with more than enough. In the over 2000 years between his statements and us today, our human fleas have developed stomachs with seemingly unlimited capacity. Had he lived now, where even the some of the super-wealthy will do anything to enrich themselves further, I think his arguement would be different.

  192. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 1

    Your stats are 13 years old.

    Thanks for playing Slashdot. Please play again soon.

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  193. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by youlikemonkeytennis · · Score: 1

    you lucky devil.. they wore a glove.. I bet you also managed to get them to use lube... Where I work SCO - we get the finger in the ass treatment each day regardless of us being at work or on leave (and they leave their knuckle dusters on.. :) p.s I don't really work at SCO

  194. Murder rates - US/UK by Dilaudid · · Score: 1
    Useful tool google. It turns out murder rates are 4* higher per capita in the US than the UK. http://www.nationmaster.com/graph-T/cri_mur_cap

    I think I agree with your fundamental point though - the cause is less likely to be guns and more likely to be the lack of a stable monarchy in the States. If there was a queen, she could behead George W. Bush. Or at least give him a good spanking...

    1. Re:Murder rates - US/UK by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Guns have almost nothing to do with the rate of violent crime in the US.

      The absurd income disparity and the setup that has armed gangs of people roaming the inner-city streets living off the drug purchases and prostitution rental of the suburbs is what is blame for the violent crime rate in America.

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    2. Re:Murder rates - US/UK by xjerky · · Score: 1

      Racial strife in the UK is nowhere near as bad as the US either.
      A large chunk of violent crime in the US ae committed by minorities - is that the case in the UK as well?

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  195. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hmm what keeps someone from storing plastic explosive up their a$$ ?
    Now that's what I call a dirty bomb!
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  196. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

    How about cancer? X-Rays are carcenogenic!

    If your job puts you on an airplane once a week, then you're going to be at risk. This makes traveling on an airplane unsafe, since it can give you cancer.

    This is not acceptable.

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  197. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The Darwin Awards?

    But these people with bombs up their asses are in theory suicide bombers...

  198. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by clare-ents · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Innocent man herby defined as man who waited up in order to shoot a fleeing criminal in the back.

    I guess there's a reason in the US that the postman doesn't walk up the drive.

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  199. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Hollywood isn't very big on getting the physics right. If you put a bullet through an airplane window, people do not get sucked out to plummet to their deaths."

    No, but in this instance they are right.

    If you hit metal? No, it will probably just make a hole. Hit glass at 36k feet, 6 miles up where there isn't breathable athmosphere and everything has to be presurized? Hit glass and the glass will shatter and suck everything out of it.

    There is a great show called seconds from disaster that talks about things like this. There was one where the wrong screw sizes were used in a window in the cockpit. The way the window was oriented, you'd think the wind coming directly at it would have held the window in regardless, but no, when the internal presure got the best of it, it imploded out due to the weakened screw holds -- ones that were only a milimeter too short, but still had ample grip for almost all other applications, the pilot was sucked out of the window and if the others had not been fastened, they would have too.

    The greatest thing about this show is its a real life foresics show analyzing real crashes and otherwise from the point of view of actual experts in the field that did the FAA reports and all that. No fictionalization. Its all real.

    If a group of people could almost be sucked out of a window from a screw giving way, imagine what would happen if someone busted a window out.

    So, in this case, Hollywood is right -- I'm using the show as an example, but read up on air disasters and you will see the truth of it.

    Past all of this, I just wanted to say You Sir Are A Fucking Moron, And Luckily Too Stupid To Be A Troll. Fuck Off.

  200. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In a nutshell, crime in the UK was on a fairly steady decline until the proponents of victim disarmament started to get their way in the 1930s." - Stats please.

    "It all really hit the fan in the late 1990s, when the gun ban precipitated a sharp rise in gun crime." - Stats please.

  201. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by xSauronx · · Score: 5, Funny

    see, the fondling is my problem with airport security too...it just never lasts *quite* long enough.

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  202. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Speak for yourself, but I certainly don't feel any safer walking the streets after dark in the UK,

    Especially if you're a freelance woodworker taking some work home, and you'd better be careful when you cross the road, you never know when some speeding wanker might be going past. ..

  203. Re:well by arose · · Score: 1

    Your other bones then.

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  204. pervs? by periol · · Score: 1

    I noticed that they always seemed to pick the slim and reasonably attractive types for the body scan. So either that was coincidence or there was a few pervs there.

    pervs? I am proud to add myself to the worldwide organization of Pervs Digging Slim And Reasonably Attractive Types (PDSARAT). We are many, we are strong. We dig hot chicks. pervs my ass.

  205. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by paulatz · · Score: 1

    Even without the x-ray scanners the cosmic radiation adsorbed by a plane worker (pilot, hostess..) is far more dangerous than any terrorist.

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  206. scanner interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    interviewer: are you gay\bisexual
    interviewee: *lies* no.
    interviewer: ok ur hired
    interviewee: *grins*

    1. Re:scanner interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as job descrimination based on sexuality is illegal, does this mean I can pretend I'm gay, and get assigned to scan all those repulsive young ladies? If so you can call me Richard Simmons.

    2. Re:scanner interview... by Therlin · · Score: 1

      As much as I wish that was true, it is not. I can be fired, or not hired, just because I'm gay, at just about any place.

    3. Re:scanner interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realise I might be hopelessly naive about US employment, but can you get fired from a government job just for that?

      -Richard Simmons

  207. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Planes are designed to fly with windows missing. It does not cause a catastrophic loss of stability, all it does is depressurise the cabin. Wear your nice yellow mask and everything is fine.

    Come on, these things fly with engines missing. One window isn't a major problem. The size is determined as one which can be shot out and the plane can still fly.

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  208. Only bad when the woman belongs to a man... by Joce640k · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    [i]the disadvantage is screeners seeing your wife/girlfriend/daughter naked.[/i] So you're saying this is only bad when the woman in question belongs to somebody? How about single women with no emotional attachment. I guess it's fine to put 'em up on the Jumbotron, right?

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    1. Re:Only bad when the woman belongs to a man... by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      Yes. Precisely.

    2. Re:Only bad when the woman belongs to a man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said daughter... I do believe all girls woudl be someone's daughter.

  209. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by maotx · · Score: 1

    What then would be unacceptable?
    Regular goatse screenings?

    Joking aside, I mostly agree with you. I agree in terms that this would violate our right to privacy. However, this is something that is already commonly done by your peeping toms. Using the Sony Nightshot with a special lens you can already see through certain materials. Honestly I really couldn't tell you how I would feel about this if they passed it. It's not like I would really feel any safer as I already do. In light of a terrorist attack on a plane I feel fairly confident that a passenger (myself included) would take the initiative to take down a terrorist even if a few lives are lost. But screening passengers down to their naked ass won't make the plane any safer. It's not like a terrorist can't make a formidable knife out of a coke can that the stewardess gave him.

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  210. This would be great, however... by Shook18 · · Score: 1

    I would hate to have to screen the people who have to buy more than one seat on the airplane to fit properly!

  211. Hot Celebs Naked! by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now with full body naked airport scans of JLo, Jennifer Aniston, Britney Spears, ...

  212. OLD news by jridley · · Score: 1

    Gods, this is old. When did we first see this? Certainly mid-2004, maybe even 2003. I'm too lazy to look, but I bet /. has covered it too. Certainly it's been covered elsewhere.

    1. Re:OLD news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i know i have seen this on slashdot before even, but i am also too lazy to look

  213. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by sharok · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the hostesses and pilots on the 9/11 planes are quite relieved to hear that.

  214. THe most important question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Will they be serving drinks?

    While they let us watch, of course. You know, eternal vigilance, homeland security, and all that.

  215. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Eivind · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The question at hand, is how to deal with the problem of armed criminals on an airplane.

    No it isn't. There are two problems, but this is not one of them:

    First, it's a problem (from the airliners point of view) that people where afraid of flying after 11/9. To combat this, you need to do something that is visible, and that gives the appearance that something is being done. Notice that if the measures actually improve security or not is uninmportant, what matters for this problem is only that people feel safer, not that they are safer.

    Most of the stuff we've seen after 11/9 fall in this category, fueled by forces that'd like to see more surveillance and broader police-powers generally, and latch onto this as a suitable excuse.

    Then there's the problem of ensuring that flying is safe. Generally it already is pretty safe, but it's always a good thing to improve safety if it can be done at an acceptable cost. (not cost only in sense of money, but in sense of money, inconvenience, etc)

    Dealing with "armed criminals on an airplane" is a tiny part of that problem. You may be rigth that having 20 other armed people on the (extremely rare) plane that gets problems with an "armed criminal" may help in that spesific case. But very likely it would hurt more than it helps. Because you get a new class of problems: People who wouldn't otherwise be armed, but which now are because it's allowed.

    It happens *often* that some passenger drinks too much / had the wife leave him the day before / starts to argue because his seat isn't the one he'd wished for / looses his temper for some other reason. It's not particularily uncommon that such passengers must be restrained.

    If a large part of the passengers are armed, what is today a bit of loud yelling followed by a pair of handcuffs for the rest of the fligth may easily turn into a gunfight. I consider it likely this would happen dozens of times before you experience the first case where all the guns in the plane actually *benefit* security.

  216. I am Going to Make a Fortune by DeanFox · · Score: 2, Funny


    I am going to patent a line of obfuscation undergarments and make a fortune. Using metal microfilament thread woven into a mesh. You'll be able to choose between a smilie face, a finger flipping the TSA the bird and for the more adventurous, the John Holmes line (only available as boxers).

  217. America...the land of the free. NOT by Zameir · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You damn fools brought this on yourself. I have you enjoy getting some fat sicko looking at your private bits everytime you board a plane. No need for porn now if you work at an Airport! America - The land of the free airport porn!

  218. Leather clothing by lkk17 · · Score: 1

    I can see in the sample images that the rays don't pentrate leather (eg, the man's shoes). What will the airport do with a person wearing leather pants or skirt? Anything could be in the pockets.

  219. And That Buys You What, Exactly? by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In the past lets say, oh, 20 years, how many people have snuck a weapon onto a plane on their person? The 9/11 terrorists carried their boxcutters on in their luggage and at the time they'd have been allowed those items even if they'd been searched (And I seem to recall that at least one of them actually was.)

    Besides which, the golden age of hijacking planes is now over. No group of passengers or crew is going to allow it anymore. Pull any shit on a plane and you'll get your ass tackled by every person on the plane. If they somehow still succeed, the government will have no problem blowing a civilian aircraft out of the sky now that they know what their alternatives are. I got even money on any single fighter pilot being able to pull the trigger on civilians, which is one of the reasons they scramble two.

    The more I see stuff like this, the more I'm inclined to believe that no one in the government has any idea how to actually keep its citizens safe. I'm think that this, like many other "security measures" since 9/11, is a placebo designed soley to comfort an ignorant population by making them think that someone is actually doing something useful. Certainly a naked X-ray is a much more comforting thought than is the idea that you could be on the receiving end of an air-to-air missile if someone does actually succeed in hijacking your plane...

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    1. Re:And That Buys You What, Exactly? by vegaspctech · · Score: 1

      I'm think that this, like many other "security measures" since 9/11, is a placebo designed soley to comfort an ignorant population by making them think that someone is actually doing something useful.

      And then there's the matter of perspective. On average, how many people in the US are killed by terrorists each year? And how does it compare to the number killed in countries with twice as much security? Or in countries with half as much? How does it compare to the number of people killed by spoiled lunchmeat? Snakes? Choking? And how many may be dying thanks to where monies no longer go now that they go toward security issues? It's definitely more about playing on emotions than applying logic.

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    2. Re:And That Buys You What, Exactly? by halo8 · · Score: 1

      your close...

      But its also to keep the public complacent so they dont think about being on the receiving end of a GROUND-to-air missle

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    3. Re:And That Buys You What, Exactly? by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      The terror alert level isn't a placebo!

      It......fine, it is a placebo...

      I was so unbelievably disgusted when some people some news corp interviewed said something to the effect of, "They need to do something. They need to increase the terror alert level." AS IF IT FUCKING DOES ANYTHING! You think we'll ever see it go below yellow? Not bloody likely. That would be doubleplusungood for the government's control over us.

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    4. Re:And That Buys You What, Exactly? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, it is the opposite of a placebo. It is meant to keep you fearful. Fearful people are more easily led...in whichever direction you inform them is "safe."

      Sheep, I tell you. We are surrouded by sheep. And when the heard moves, you move too, or you get trampled. Sometimes I wonder if it was even wise for me to bring a child into this world.

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  220. Offtopic: Media player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pure Audio

    Don't know if it works because I have no FLACs.

    Wish I could moderate myself offtopic to save time. :D

  221. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    There is a chance that some perv would get the job as x-ray screener, but that's a chance you take in any position (ask someone you know who has worked at a fast food restaurant what kind of nasty stuff goes on there).

    I worked at McDonalds in small rural community in Tennessee (several years ago). Although there are a lot of stories about all of the disgusting things that go on in fast food restaurants (shoes in boiling grease, semen in mayo, spit, etc.) I never saw anything even close to that actually happening. The stories make for good urban legends though.

  222. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    Planes are designed to fly with windows missing. It does not cause a catastrophic loss of stability, all it does is depressurise the cabin. Wear your nice yellow mask and everything is fine.

    Okay. I'll put my mask on while the hijacker is spraying lead around.

    I'm sure Tom Clancy has thought of a way to bring a plane down with a pistol (are there any fuel lines accessible?); but my plan would be go for the cockpit, unless the doors are bulletproof (only on El Al, I think).

  223. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

    And violent crime in general is up WAY more than that 2%.

  224. Do It Yourself by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    1. Crack open your cheapo digital camera.
    2. Take away the infra filter out of objective assembly.
    3. Reassemble the device
    4. You have it. Go find some profit using it.

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  225. Good idea for revenue generation... by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

    They could add a booth at the end of the security lines selling your picture to you, just like they do at the theme parks at then end of rollercoasters.

  226. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by shaitand · · Score: 1

    You live in a world where good people outnumber bad people? Granted there are probably less on any given flight who are trying to takeover the plane than not, but most people are NOT good people.

    P.S. What is a peace officer? If you mean a police officier, they tend to top the bad people list.

  227. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  228. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by HuguesT · · Score: 3, Informative

    A rapid depressurization at high altitude in any plane can mean a number of people pass out and die before they have a chance to put on their mask.

    If for some reason the crew cannot put on masks rapidly then their capacity to react can become impaired due to hypoxia, even if the depressurisation is not rapid. This
    might be a useful reference.

  229. Yes, it is called PARANOIA by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the most effective way to counter an armed criminal is with a trained, armed population.

    Oh man oh man... this is what your current government has taught to you people from the USA... you think everything is fixed by putting a bullet[rocket, bomb] in someone else arse.

    That is why I do not like to go to USA, because everyone thinks they have the right to kick someones ass just because he pissed you off (remember the quote that goes "if you are not with us/me you are against me") and if you by any chance think that I am not "with you" or because I happen to be a "fuking Mexican" then you are going to shot me...

    That is so bad, I really would like you to come to Mexico, to some cities outside Mexico city (yes... we have a problem there), so you can try the sensation of going out at the street at ANY time 24 hours a day, without the fear of being robed or raped or killed or whatever, just because you saw someone in the eyes, or just 'because'.

    Do you know that sensation? it is certainly good, and THAT is the normal way man, IT IS NOT normal to have to walk on the street scared and thinking first about what will happen next and looking at everyone waiting for them to shoot/kick/rob you... it is just that, you feel it normal and natural because I think it has been that way before you were born... and that is sad.

    So, how to deal with the problem? I will tell you how the CIVILIZED people/countries do it, and I return to our Mexico's city problem. In Mexico's city we have lots and LOTS of insecurity, we have assaults, bank robberies, people hijacking, etc. We could try to solve it the way you USsenians do it just arm everybody and let each other kick their asses, BUT, this is NOT the way.

    The way to do it is to look at the ROOT of the problem, and try to solve it, what is our problem? Poverty, extreme and miserable poverty, and that is what the Mexico's City major has been trying to do. It is about trying to fix the root of the problem.

    Now, for you /.er I will make an example you can understand. Remember Microsoft Windows? and the way we all cry and bitch because it is very insecure, etc etc ... and that it really pisses us of that MS enters the Antivirus market and that it makes patches and patches etc... and what is what EVERYONE agrees on?, it would be BETTER to FIX THE DAMN OS on its ROOTS so by DESIGN it is not so insecure. Read it, the solution is not to PATCH IT , and add other superficial fixes (Antivirus, spam fighters, etc)[similar to your everybody-fuck-themselves weapons solution] the solution is to fix the OS from the Design [read above to see what could work for you].

    So, I told you about our problem (in Mexico City), but what about yours?, well as I am not from USA, I do not have complete understand of your problems, but what I can see is that you (I mean the country) have a really big problem with depression, fear, some poverty and paranoia.

    Why do you think that some kid would just go into his classroom and kill everyone?, no, it is not JUST because he saw it in a game, it is because all the system surrounding him oppressed him in some ways, maybe his fathers could not give him enough time, maybe also their friends look him weird because he only played D&D and videogames, maybe he saw his president wanted to kill every fucking soul in the planet, and he saw your evening news where they only say BEWARE! BEWARE BEWARE !! WE COULD BE DEAD TOMORROW!!.

    We've gotten far too used to the idea that the government is mommy and can protect us
    Protect you from what? from yourselves? anyway, the government HAS to do it, that is why YOU [are supposed to] chose your government, if it is not that way, then you are getting screwed and the [other] thing that is bad is not that everyone should be armed but that there is something WRONG with your DEMOCRACY (DCMA, IP, anyone??).

    Ok, I hope something of this can get into your head, but I am afraid you people from US are used now to

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    1. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean the wonderful cities like Matamoros, Nuevo Laredo, Ciudad Juarez & Tijuana or just about any other "civilized" city in Mexico?

      You clearly have no understanding about the "problems" that the US faces as you most certainly have no clue about the "problems" that plague Mexico.

    2. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Phishcast · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The USA, like Mexico, is a very large place. There are very few areas where I'd feel uncomfortable walking around at night. I imagine Mexico City has a "bad part of town" as do larger American cities. I can tell you that we in the United States are not all diving to the ground and taking cover when cars drive by at night. We are not scared. We do not fear for our lives on a daily basis. We are not all depressed, impoverished and paranoid. And believe it or not, we're not all armed.

      You're making sweeping generalizations here. I can think of some that are commonly made about Mexico and its citizens that you would probably refute as well.

    3. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by zaphod123 · · Score: 1

      I was in Guadalajara in 1999 working for two weeks.
      I saw more weapons during my time there than I see in California in two years. The police were patrolling the streets with what appeared to be automatic weapons (M-16's and AK47's).

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    4. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Muttley · · Score: 1

      Your friend has seen too many movies where ppl get shot in drive bys, but I think it likely that he has never had a gun pulled on him, or perhaps never even heard a gunshot.

      I had a Canadian pull a same thing, at the same time, in Australia when running away from a dodged cab fare. Again we laughed at him, but I also think he'd never had a gun pulled on him. He was just drunk and playing up this attitude of deadly street life in america.

      The funny thing is, I lived in the US for 1 year, but never saw a gun (heard gunshots admittedly). The one time I did get a gun pulled on me was back in Australia. It was a James Bond Woman's gun, ie tiny little wednesday night special that would probably have blown the guys hand off, but it was still a gun, and still was a surprise. I guess regardless of attitude, access to guns, or environment, there are still a few lunatics who, frequently coked up, think that pulling out a gun is a great idea.

      Either way - Ciudad Juarez, Mexico City, Tijuana, are all much more dangerous than any city in america I believe. I also feel that the most dangerous place I have been is South Side Chicago at 2am dressed like an idiot and begging to get my car back from the tow company, but if I'd been in a similar situation in the outskirts of mexico city I probably would have actually not metaphorically shat my pants.

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    5. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. i live in Matamoros and go frecuently to Nvo Laredo.. and is just fine..

      The killings are just betwen the gang's, so we see it partially as a good thing.. one criminal less to worry about..

      * Yes, the are inocents killed, but about 3 to 5 a year.. and usually is just bad luck.

    6. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I invite you to visit my town. I live in the very center of the state of pennsylvania, in a town dominated by a large state run university. most of the crime that occurs here has to do with drunken college students exposing themselves, or drugs, generally nothing violent, although we've had a few rapes now and then and even a riot once when the football team lost. we have a very large population of asians, latinos, blacks, whites, indians and whatever else you can imagine living side by side. generally it is a very peaceful place, although it is a very small town. i guarantee you that you will not be afraid to be unarmed on a street corner at night anywhere in my town. you should check it out. one day I would like to visit mexico as well, although i'm not sure i would feel completely safe there. but htat is mainly about being suspicious of differences that occurs in any foreign country more than form actual threats.

    7. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Troll

      your exactly spot on my friend. its no different from the perspective of a canadaian living north of the usa then a mexican south of it.

      the usa is a materialisitic cesspool with very few saving graces. someone said once that they now knew what austria must have felt like in 1939. I dont think truer words were ever spoken.

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    8. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone gone through Compton, lately, or maybe through high density city/state funded housing: the projects?

    9. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by JhohannaVH · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ya know what... I live in San Diego, a border city, and I used to live within sight of the border. And let me tell you, I was a whole lot more terrified of the illegals sneaking across the border (attacks on Border Patrol Agents are up 150% over last year) with their drugs and guns.

      I live where illegal smuggling causes car accident deaths of innocents every week. Where they live in migrant tent tracts and rape and force women and children to prostitute. And this is why, I carry a gun. I'm a gorgeous redhead with a great body.... I can so get kidnapped and disposed of very quickly. Do me a favor... Google crime in San Diego County. Read any of the local news rags... SignonSanDiego.com is pretty good. Most of the violent crime is committed by crankheads or Mexican Illegals whacked out on meth - the major cheap street drug in TJ).

      All of that being said.... I go to Mexico about once a month. I drive my American Car with California plates, and I hang out with my American friends. I *love* my time in Mexico. I go down along Baja, and I have a great time... that was until the Police Chief of Rosarito (where we go) was murdered in cold blood in front of his house... over 100 bullet holes were found in him. I'm sorry, sir, but that's just not safe. I have a great time in Mexico, but does it mean that I am not afraid for my life? NO!!!! That's why I have 2 huge guys on either side of me constantly. Oh, and they are CONSTANTLY screwing over Americans in terms of money. Do yourself a favor, change your money in San Ysidro before you go over!!!! They will buttrape you for $$s to pesos.

      I did get pulled over by Federales when I was driving home one midnight. I was scared to death, because they really love to throw Americans in Mexican jails for doing nothing wrong. But the officer was very sweet, and I tried my best to speak what very little spanish I know, and he had me follow him to the highway. He asked me - Do you have any drugs... any guns? Of course not!!!! Like I would say yes if I did. :P

      So ya know, there are whole parts of this country for thousands of square miles that are really safe, and perfectly fine to walk around nude in the middle of the street and not have anyone attack you... you might get a laugh or even a ticket, but you won't get abducted, raped and killed. And it's those places, where the 2nd amendment is respected, embraced, and everyone knows old boy might be packing. That's my freedom, my right, and damnit, I WILL PROTECT MYSELF! :D

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    10. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was an interesting article because it is completely contrary to what my Mexican friends have told me. When I said I would like to visit Mexico they got a scared look in their eyes and vehemently said that I should not. That between drug gangsters and corrupt police/politicians, Mexico is no place for a person with more than a peso.

      I know my friends are honest and I know life here in the US is nothing like what you've said. Hence, I have to conclude you are not a reliable source.

      Mexico is a poster child for crime and corruption in Latin America according to my friends from Mexico, Puerto Rico, Brazil, and Chile.

    11. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

      Wait.

      You're trying to convince us that Mexico is a safe place to visit, and crime is nearly nonexistant outside of Mexico City?


      Excuse me while I hack up a lung or two laughing.

    12. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Ok, I did not wanted to reply because all of the replies to my comment that say something similar to yours are made by Anonymous Cowards, but I think yours is the most "neutral" and not trollish I could find.

      I know that in Mexico there are problems, and there IS crime as in all the countires, I know that in the North zones (specially the ones near the border) are very dangerous.

      The point I was trying to do in my comment is the approach that we are [trying to] take in order to fight this, while people form the US (read the parent of my first porst) thinks that the solution to the robbers, assaults, plane hijacking and all that is to arm the society, in Mexico (and a lot of other countries) the people wants to fight the root of the problem. As I stated before Mexico's main problem is the poverty, that is why there is a lot of unemployment and a lot of that unemployed people goes to the north and tries to get into the US and the ones that do not get there sometimes stays in Tijuana or any other border city and gets in to the crime.

      That is our problem, but the way to solve it (as we see it, and our goverment sees it too) is to attack the poverty. We have more problems (corruption, drugs, etc) and some of them, people want to fix them but the goverment does not care (as in Corrupt goverment which is a BIIIG prbolem in Mexico). But, the People want to solve it, and not by shooting the others.

      In the case of the US, you have other problems which result in juniors shooting people in the street just because they find it fun, people getting into the houses and murdering just to get something, gangs fights (blacks vs whites vs latinos vs chinesse vs whatever), with this last I am sure a lot of people from the US would blame the different races, but I think the US is by itself a mix of all the races, and not only the white-yellow hairy-Irish descendent - Americans.

      The thing is that, for some people in US the solution to those problems (and maybe others) is to give a weapon to everyone so they can defend themselves, instead of trying to fix the roots of the problems (or making the goverment fix them).

      Now, after reading the replies and writing the post I have come to a [kind of] conclusion, maybe it is difficult and even impossible for you to understand this 'way' of solving things, because we are two different cultures, maybe people from Finland would think in another way, it is like if I tried to compare the corruption on Finland with the corruption in Mexico, people wont be corrupt there just because "It is something that CAN NOT be done", it does not matter, for their mind is not factible or possible, not that they have great punishments etc, it is just cultural, and in that same way, for people in the US it is something from your culture the need of a weapon to feel safe to feel that you can shot whoever you think is attepmting to your integrity.

      So, well, at the end that is one of the results of glovalisation, what TF do we, Mexicans care about what you US dou?, the same as you US care for what people in Iraq do, and the same to what people in the UK care for what we do... nothing (of course $ome countrie$ find intere$t$ controlling other countrie$ oil^H^H^H democracy.

      But because of that, I think we wont be able to agree.

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    13. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gorgeous redhead with a great body who posts on Slashdot and likes guns..

      I'm in love.. ;)

    14. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by xtracto · · Score: 1

      No stupid, I am trying to convince you that the solution to viloence is not violence, that you will not fix the hijackings, yong people shooting their school parterns, drugs, gang fights etc by giving each a gun to each person and allowing them to kill whoever the hell they think is looking them bad.

      The solution is to go to the ROOT of the problems whichever they are. But I guess your tiny mind cant let you see that?, I would like to be able to post images so I can show you with oranges and apples... maybe then you would understand.

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    15. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by DrTheopolis · · Score: 1

      Fear is in the mind. Most people that talk about being scared to walk the streets, in my experience, never had a problem themselves. It's manufactured controlled insanity, spread by mass media and then word of mouth, that gives the impression everyone in the USA isn't safe. You obviously bought into it too. Consider thinking critically, there's a whole world out there.

    16. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he saw his president wanted to kill every fucking soul in the planet

      I was actually reading your post until I got to this part. Then I quit reading, because you're just as confused as the rest. Nice try, though...

    17. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I think I see what you are saying and I will try to explain the US point of view here.

      We certainly see that poverty is a basic problem which leads to many other problems. However, our view is that the power to fix any problem, including poverty, lies in the hands of the people themselves. All power originates with the people. It is up to the people to exercise that power and not to allow themselves to be pushed around.

      No one is saying this is easy. In the late 1700s the US fought what was a major war for us at that time to gain our freedom. There was another war for freedom again from 1861 to 1865 which was won (slaves were freed) and lost (power was concentrated in Washington) by both sides.

      Anyway, the national character of the US from an early time has been that people should help themselves and not rely on a patronizing government to help them (any government can only return to the people that which was originally taken from the people - taken either in the past through taxes or in the future through inflation).

      The result of this has many aspects. One is that we believe people should be armed as a matter of principle. It is the armed civilian population which has always kept corrupt governments at bay in this country. Many of us also believe "an armed society is a polite society" which means criminals like the thought of unarmed victims.

      We also believe there are four boxes which protect freedom: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo which should be used in that order (i.e., free speech, elections, jury nullification, then revolution). In order to maintain a credible threat of revolution to keep a government under control the people must be armed. No government can properly respect the authority of an unarmed populace. They may pay lip service to the populace but everyone know who is really in charge in that situation - the ones with the weapons: the government.

      It is also why, historically, we have been against socialism. Socialism is only a form of organized theft (not the only one, I'll grant there are systems which claim to be "capitalistic" in which similar theft occurs through complex tax codes and regulations) which is not only immoral but which ultimately only benefits a few at the expense of the many (e.g., Stalinist Soviet Union or Cuba).

      Another is we have a low tolerance for those who seek help without first trying to help themselves. Revolutions which seek to install socialist governments do not get our sympathy - see the previous paragraph.

      Anyway, I think we agree the difference is cultural. I believe our way works better than anyone else's (I have been to other countries, including former Soviet republics) but that our way is not perfect except in some theoretical sense (see http://www.lp.org/, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian, http://www.aynrand.org/, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objectivist_philosoph y).

      Luckily, we are stilled armed in this country so we have a chance to fix our government! :-)

    18. Re:Yes, it is called PARANOIA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Read somewhere that the odds of a bomb being on a plane are like about a million to one. I thought about that for a while and you know a million isn't really that great a number. However the odds of two bombs being on the same plane are like about a trillion to one. So everytime I fly, I always take my own bomb with me." - Credit George Carlin

  230. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

    So, I suppose the person trying to rob him was the innocent one?

  231. take pity on the screeners by wes33 · · Score: 1

    someday, somewhere, the goatse man will seize this opportunity

  232. Breasts! by jschroering · · Score: 1

    Oh, this isn't a poll, is it?

    Crap.

    Jimmy

  233. Do they have this for monitors yet? by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    I would love to have this technology so everyone sitting in front a monitor could view others naked in front of their monitors. It would be great for business. p.s. I really would like to see the bodies of most of the people posting at slasdot... :)

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    1. Re:Do they have this for monitors yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, you wouldn't wnat to see me, it might just
      scar you for the rest of your life :>

  234. I don't!! by Maxite · · Score: 1

    Imagine what would happen if the Goatse Man walked through that x-ray machine. The security to the Airport would be disabled because the person checking the x-rays would go blind.

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  235. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by bhebing · · Score: 1

    No, people do not get sucked out of the plane. It's just that a bullet (even a qualified one) through the cabin itself would amount to instant cabin depressurisation and a sincere risk of structural damage. No guns on any airplane would be very sensible indeed.

  236. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by orcus · · Score: 1

    How about cancer? X-Rays are carcenogenic!

    This is my concern exactly. There is a REASON why the X-Ray techs in hospitals step out of the room when they X-Ray a patient.

    Of course knowing how much congress critters like to fly - maybe there is slight silver lining after all...

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  237. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Ucklak · · Score: 4, Informative

    I would like to see a report of how effective all this airport busy work is.

    How many would be terrorists have we caught using these measures?

    True story:

    We're (Husband,wife, 2 year old son, parents) headed to a state to visit grandparents. We get delayed in a layover state and the airline issues us aall a one way ticket on another flight.
    My 2 year old son gets flagged as a suspect becaue of the one way ticket. Not I or my father in-law, my 2 year old son!
    The screeners come up to us and take us to another area. We're not alowed to touch him at this point or we'll be handed to security for resisting. All we can do is follow.
    The screeners themselves said that this was ridiculous and were apologetic for the procedure they were required to follow.
    It was pretty terrible to watch him freak out in the hands of another adult but then he said "doctor?" and we said "Yes, they're doctors" to agree with him so he's at least civil.

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  238. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    There is however, a significant increase in the number of violent crimes and gun-related violence since handguns were banned.

    Cause and Effect!

    Consider that gun crime was going up and was slowed by attempts to restrict handguns. At least as likely in my opinion, and opinion is all the other side has too.

  239. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    That site says you have about 30 seconds at maximum cruise altitude - at that point in time surely the pilot/co-pilot will have got their masks on and at least some of the passengers will have and thus be able to help others.

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  240. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Jaseoldboss · · Score: 1

    We've seen them in the UK already. The Reg has a great article on it.

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/11/08/heathrow_s canner_pilot/

    I particularly liked the first comment on the linked article from Spy Blog

    These machines produce x-rays which can penetrate a thick leather jacket but just 'bounce off' your skin causing no ill effects whatsoever. It's fantastic!!

    I'll be going for the pat-down every time :-(

  241. Anyone surprised? by concreationist · · Score: 1
    ...Richard Skinner, the acting inspector general of the Homeland Security Department...
    Anyone surprised that this comes from Inspector Dick Skinner?
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  242. I am not sure where to start by suman28 · · Score: 1

    1) What about kids? We don't want sickos that can barely function, looking at young kids naked.

    2) I don't know of any father that would ask their daughter to willing step thru those screeners.

    3) Why is the govt. slowly eroding privacy bit by bit? Does this have anything to do with hiring the Gator CEO for privacy director or whatever of Homeland Security?

    4) What are other alternatives? Especially for people wanting to go to other countries, since we can't exactly take a train or a bus to say Asia.

    5) Can't they just blur the private parts up to say a certain area (unless they are afraid that people will duct tape weapons to their genitals. i know I wouldn't risk it, but hey)? I can't imagine it to be that difficult. I RTFA and it said fat people might conceal a weapon. It may be easy to grow a double or triple chin, but does a body grow a double clit or double anything in that area?

  243. Bluetooth support? by skidoo2 · · Score: 1

    But does the x-ray machine have bluetooth? If I'm gonna get a job screening hot euro girl soccer teams, I'm gonna be taking a serious pay cut. I'm going to want to supplement my income by downloading the images to my phone and posting them to a subscription website. Free as in **speech**, not free as in **beer**!

  244. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
    "This falls on the "acceptable security" side for me."

    That may be true in your case for whatever reason, but I have to ask the question of why is this necessary. How many hi-jackings using hidden guns or weapons take place in the U.S. each year? How many incidents would it have stopped? (If you say 9/11, that'd be wrong. The box cutters didn't slip through security, they were allowed on.)

    This looks like a solution in search of a problem. It plays off of the fear and paranoia spread by the current administration and media. You are far more likely to get your car hi-jacked than be on an airplane that is hi-jacked.

  245. and if they're gay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so...how about the gay scanners?

  246. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by nsasch · · Score: 1

    Unless depth can be seen, a knife could be placed against the leg and would probably not be seen from the side, and only a small bump from the front.
    I'm taking a flight to Oshkosh this summer, with alot of friends(~15y.o.) Just off of my friends, those pictures, and some artificial coloration, imagine the website that could be made? There's too many possible abuses of this technology.

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  247. Right on by gatzke · · Score: 1


    You want the right to fly cheaply and safely anywhere in the world, you have to submit to security crap.

    You want the right to drive your car around US roads, you have to have a license, you can't just go drive claiming your god given right to drive anywhere without regulation.

    If you don't like the limitations imposed, walk or take the bus.

    The only reasonable expectation of privacy currently in the US is locked inside your home with the shades drawn. With some types of sensors, I doubt that really is private as well.

  248. All I ask... by osgeek · · Score: 1

    ... is that the airport screeners keep their hands above the little table, in plain sight.

  249. "They'll be paid to go to a peep show," .... by doctorjay · · Score: 0

    A peep show that involves people of EVERY shape and size... dear god that would be gross. I can see the grandma boobs hitting the ankles now!

  250. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by SupremeTaco · · Score: 1

    Simple solution. Ban all rabid animals!!

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  251. Pattern recognition software? by ChillyWillie · · Score: 1

    If this backscatter imaging technology is as effective at seeing weapons carried on a person's body, I fail to see how some pattern recognition software can't be used to discern between a threat and non-threat.

    One would argue that the human eye can detect a threat more accurately than some software, but what about after the 100th person walks past the screen. The thousanth? Computers won't fatigue and potentially miss the first threat after countless passengers are screened. The technology is there...

    I'm vehemently opposed to having some minimum wage security officer leering at naked people all day. I work for a gov't office and know for a fact that more than a few government security officers think of screening the "hot chicks" that come through the gate as a major job perk.

    Would you be as opposed to this technology if a human were only screening people that came up as a potential threat by the computer?

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  252. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Arjuna+Theban · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not your "right" to get on the plane. It's very simple. If you want to get on it, you agree to comply by the screening rules. Your rights are not being taken away here, you don't have to fly if it's that big of a deal for you.

  253. Oh my.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In Europe, people get prosecuted for defending themselves from criminals,


    Right, in Europe if you shoot with a gun anyone you feel is threatting you in the middle of the street, yeah, you're going to be prosecuted. Oh oh and you cannot even buy a submachine-gun in the supermarket for autodefense, what a shame!...


    and to add insult to injury, the criminals get public funded legal aid to sue their victims.

    Everyone does, and that also happens in USA. What do you mean with criminal ? Someone is a criminal if he has commited criminal acts. And that is true for the law only if it gets probed. We call it innocence presumption.


    Oh, wait, I suppose you already knowed all this...

  254. Canibus: The terrorist's weapon of choice by codemangler · · Score: 1

    From a caption accompanying the article: "Millimeter wave technology from security specialist Qinetiq is designed to detect not just metal but other threats, like ceramic knives and hidden drugs." No more hidden drugs. I feel safer already.

  255. X-rays can cause cancer by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    I don't care if they see my genitals. But you just can't x-ray people routinely without medical need! X-rays can cause cancer!

  256. Who says it's even vodka in the bottles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Silly.

    1. Re:Who says it's even vodka in the bottles? by srleffler · · Score: 1

      They do have to at least seem to be manufacturer-sealed. If the bottle has been opened they aren't going to let you take it on the plane without additional checks to make sure it's not something dangerous.

    2. Re:Who says it's even vodka in the bottles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's been Opened?

      They think a pair of nail clippers is dangerous, yet a shattered glass bottle and about a liter of flammible liquid is okay as long as it's the same flammible liqiud that was originally in the container when purchased.

      Great.

    3. Re:Who says it's even vodka in the bottles? by srleffler · · Score: 1

      Well, a litre of vodka is a lot less dangerous than a litre of gasoline. Or ether. Or several dozen other things.

  257. They're called BACKSCATTERS people! 'Nuff said. by dtrenz · · Score: 1

    Am i the only one who's wondering why they named these things after some sort of deviant fecalphiliac sex act?

  258. We're OSI by dr_eaerth · · Score: 1
    How perfect. "One maker of backscatters is Rapiscan Security Products, a unit of OSI Systems."

    Ain't no use in asking why
    to tell the truth we're OSI.
    We're helping you to hire us to help ourselves.
    We're serious.

    From OSI's "Office of Strategic Influence." Fitting. Just proves that all you ever needed to know was predicted in a song lyric.

    - eaerth (the creator has a mastertape)
  259. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do a bit of research: Ever since your government made your local criminal element quite certain that you're unable to defend yourself, crime in the UK is way up.

    Go read the CIA world fact book on crime numbers, especially those like robery and (attempted) murder for the USA and for example the UK, you may be in for a surprise.

    The reasoning you follow sounds oh so logical and is used a lot by proponents of 'the rights to bear arms', but it has one simple flaw that seems to rather be confirmed:

    More guns means more people get killed by them, no matter who have the guns, it ALWAYS results in more people getting killed. It is people who do this and not the guns, but the guns enable it.

  260. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  261. Just Fly ... by ta+ma+de · · Score: 1

    Why not just make all airports all-nude, all the time. More booze more nudity. They could bring back the tag-line, "getting there is half the fun."

  262. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    How about the first one to stand up with a gun gets his ass handed to him on a plate by everyone sitting next to him. He can't shoot them all at once. If theres more than one, now the non-terrorists have a gun to fight back with.

    You can't even set your shoes on fire without getting everyone involved, these days, what makes you think that people are going to just let this happen?

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  263. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a few years ago Glock was building a plastic gun 'for law enforcement' that specifically could go concealed though normal metal detectors

    nope, just more urban legend

  264. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Mike+Rubits · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I see, so because you don't want to take a fucking cruise ship, suddenly it's your right to fly on planes with no security measures?

  265. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
    "It's just that a bullet (even a qualified one) through the cabin itself would amount to instant cabin depressurisation and a sincere risk of structural damage."

    As much as I think the idea that guns on planes would make them safer is incredibly stupid and counter to experience, the idea that a cabin depressurizes instantly or produces a risk of structural failure simply isn't true.

    Cabin pressure is constantly monitored and adjusted, generally around 8-9 psi. (The pressization comes from a bleed from the engines.) They already have a couple of outflow valves, one in front and one in back, which are basically just holes. The systems are generally designed to maintain cabin pressure even with a whole window knocked out. It might be a little windy near the window, but there's not much worry of depressurizing.

    Even without the automatic monitoring and correction for pressure, it would take a fairly long time to depressurize the cabin to atmospheric, certainly much longer than the 5 minutes or so it takes to get to a safe altitude.

    As for structural damage, the airframe itself is capable of flying without pressure and certainly the windows and shell provide no structural support. I'm not sure where this belief comes from.

    In case people are worried about depressurization and structure, consider that a flight from Hawaii lost an entire section of skin. While it did depressurize fairly quickly (huuuuggge hole), that only caused diziness and headaches with perhaps a little vomiting. It did not cause structural failure and the only serious injury was the flight attendant who died when she was sucked out because she was standing next to it when it failed.

  266. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  267. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You mean you were serious? Anyway, my point stands. Maybe you would feel comfortable knowing armed vigilantes were in a plane; not me. I think the chances of passengers being killed are astronomically greater from this than any terrorist attempt.

    I think you are really overlooking the obvious here. Contemporary terrorists are already prepared to kill even themselves while killing others to "make their statements." A vigilante is acting in defense... even if it might be offensive. The odds passengers being killed by a vigilante is way lower than being killed by a terrorist. Essentially, it's clear that terrorists intend to kill and are not bargaining with anyone. This makes it about a 100% chance that someone will be killed when terrorists attack... I'd say that's considerably less if it's a matter of a stray bullet launched by you imaginarily clumsy vigilante.

  268. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the chances of passengers being killed are astronomically greater from this than any terrorist attempt.

    Only if nutcases outgun the sane people. Thats the whole point of this exercise. If one person draws a gun, someone on the plane should be able to put a bullet through that person before he kills too many people. If ten people draw guns, there'll be a bloodbath, but if the other 90 people on the flight have a gun and know what they're doing with it, the majority shold come out all right. Now, if half the people pull their guns, thats when it comes down to whos got the better aim, and whether the plane can fly with that many holes.

  269. Obligatory good news/bad news. by hey! · · Score: 1

    The good news is that you can be paid for gawking an nekkid people, you are probably already doing as a hobby.

    The bad news is that the naked bodies you will have to look at for an eight hour shift every work day will be American.

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  270. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    I could go into much more detail, like the changes I'd like to see, but I really can't be bothered.

    Seems you can't be bothered to make an argument with some substance, or at the very least, actually do some research into your claims either eh?

    Its your right to believe what you want, but if you want to convince others, you'll have to come up with something better then you just did.

  271. Al Qaeda must be pleased by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Qaeda must surely be very pleased. This is certainly beyound what they hoped to achieve.

    1. Re:Al Qaeda must be pleased by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Heh.. if people only realized the truth of what you are saying..

  272. Solution: women screeners only by fabu10u$ · · Score: 1

    All the body x-ray screeners should be women. The straight men will think it's hot and the rest of us will know it's no big deal.

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  273. Hrmm.. by dep01 · · Score: 1

    GREAT.. Now I have to find a way to get rid of my hard-on before I go through the security gate. Now THAT makes me feel like my rights have been TRULY violated. :/

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  274. Real creative by Kizor · · Score: 1

    Excuse me, miss, we seem to be having some minor technical problems. If you could just take a few steps back and go through the scanner again, a bit slower... thank you, that's - oh, that's /almost/ got it, sorry, just once more should do it, please swing your hips more...

    </obligatory>

  275. U.S. Constititution 101 by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Today folks, we will learn about a clause of this great document that says, more or less, you have many, many rights, and that it doesn't have to be listed in the Constitution or some other document for it to be a right. That's correct, it does not have to be listed, to be a right.

    One example, plucked right out of the air (pun intended), is the right to travel freely. You don't have to present documents or internal passports to move within the US.

    So, not do you only have the right to fly, technically, it is a violation of your rights to make you present identification.

    But it gets better. You have the right to enter into contracts as you see fit, as an adult, but not into contracts that violate any of your rights... you can't sell yourself into slavery. One example of a contract you can enter into is paying $500 to fly to some city on the other side of the country. An example of a contract that is invalid, giving up your right to very intimate privacy such as revealing your nipples and buttcrack to a airport screener in return for being allowed to board.

    you don't have to fly if it's that big of a deal for you.

    Maybe he does have to fly. I can think of any number of contrived scenarios where there is no other option, really. Some quite plausible. A parent is dying on the other coast, and you only have a few hours left. Rocketcar Taxi Services is out of business for breaking speed laws...

    But it does not matter. It could be the shallowest reason, or no reason at all. The entire point of having rights, is that you don't need to ask for permission to exercise them, or justify their use. And even if we're going to get into tired arguments about abuse of rights, if such a thing is possible, not wanting to be digitally undressed by a TSA mouthbreather just to go on a trip is not one of them.

    1. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here here!! I only wish there were more people that were interested in their rights over the illusion of safety.

      Come on, nail clippers "banned"? Because you might threaten to clip somebody's nails on the plain? (They're not sharp enough for anything else).

      Four matches is OK, but FIVE!! OH NO, that's a potential terror risk!!

      And as a bonus, I saw on the news that they're now arbitrarily fining people when they find something on their "do not bring list" with a minimum $250 fine (because the law allows them to). The amount of the fine is based on what you had confiscated and "your attitude toward the screeners". Then your name is put in a secret database and you may be subjected to more security searches indefinitely (in other words, persecuted). And no, you are not allowed to know if you are in the database or what information is stored about you in that database.

      TSA is doing exactly what many of us have feared, they're flexing their muscle in the name of "better security" and stealing away our rights in the process. The x-rated x-ray machine is yet another example of this.

      Of course, the only reason we're "safer" right now is because the terrorists haven't decided to strike. So what will happen when they do? Just start writing down your rights so you can remember what you used to have!!

      Welcome to Germany, 1943! Enjoy your flight!

    2. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      An example of a contract that is invalid, giving up your right to very intimate privacy such as revealing your nipples and buttcrack to a airport screener in return for being allowed to board.

      Don't tell that to the Porn industry, think of the implications on slashdotters sex lives.

    3. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by sehryan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh....right to travel, sure. But the airlines are not owned or operated by you. They are businesses, and they have the right to restrict access to their property any way they want to. If you have to fly across country, then get a pilot's license, buy a plane, and fly yourself. I am sure you can take as many knives, guns, and toenail clippers as you want, BECAUSE IT'S YOUR PLANE. As long as the planes belong to someone other than you, then you have no rights to those planes.

      I mean, we have the right to bear arms, but that doesn't mean I can walk up to a gun manufacturer and demand they give me a gun. If you want to use their service, you have to be prepared to pay for it, and suffer through any restrictsion they see fit to demand. Otherwise, WALK.

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    4. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by karnal · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I just went on my honeymoon (gasp! Married Slashdotter!) and was suprised to learn that lighters (even the non-fillable bic disposables) and matches are confiscated.

      When I flew about a year ago, they confiscated a refillable lighter, but let me on the plane with a non-refillable (yup, I smoke....)

      Now, we got on the Cruise ship and I had to pay 3.50$ for a novelty lighter (seemed to be the only ones they had for sale) of which I had to throw away before I got to the security check in Orlando.

      Apparently, even if you put them in your "checked" luggage, they'll still confiscate them.

      Now I know you can't really smoke on planes anymore, but what is the point of confiscating a lighter? I can see if you had a bulk pak of 30 of them or so, then you might have a problem; but when they see I had 3 packs of cigarettes stowed away in my carry-on, they had to have somewhat of a clue that I would be using the lighter to smoke a cigarette every now and again.

      Not to mention the lighter that got confiscated on the way down to Orlando was 3/4 empty.

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    5. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you have to be prepared to pay for it

      Yeh. You have to pay for it. What you don't have to do, is allow some TSA asshat to undress you.

      They are businesses, and they have the right to restrict access to their property any way they want to.

      That's funny, I never heard that Delta and United are the ones doing all this. Isn't it some federal agency?

    6. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are very confused about what the Constitution represents. It represents a limit on the power of government. It does not place restrictions on private businesses such as the airlines. Your rights do not supersede the property rights of the airlines.

      "So, not do you only have the right to fly, technically, it is a violation of your rights to make you present identification."

      This statment is absolutely absurd. You certainly do not have the right to fly when some other party is providing the airplane. When you fly commerically, you enter into a voluntary agreement with the airline and they may therefore put in place whatever restrictions they wish. For your part, you are free to decline to enter said agreement.

      Unfortunately, this confusion about rights and how far they extend has become all too common in this world in which government has become much too involved in areas far beyond the scope envisioned by the framers of the constitution. These days, the minute some private entity does something another party does not like they cry of "my rights are being violated" is immediately heard. Between private parties, if no initiation of force or fraud is involved then NO your rights have not been violated.

    7. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Grab · · Score: 1

      Sure you have a right to travel - get your shoes on and start walking. Who said you had a right to travel by any means you choose, without taking on any further responsibilities? Try taking a car from a Ford lot and claiming "it's my right to travel so I'm not paying you any money", asshat.

      Grab.

    8. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by rxmd · · Score: 1
      Uh....right to travel, sure. But the airlines are not owned or operated by you. They are businesses, and they have the right to restrict access to their property any way they want to.
      I don't know about your country, but in mine there is the notion of an "immoral contract" that is illegal and void by law due to its immoral nature.

      I guess if in your country (wherever that may be) your airline forced you to subject to an anal probe or sell your daughter into slavery, that'd be OK by your standards; after all it's the airline's free decision on what grounds they want to allow access to their property. And if your municipiality forced everyone to offer the mayor the ius primae noctis, that'd be OK with you, after all it's you who wants to live on their ground. Maybe you'd even have the option of choosing another airline or living somewhere else. Maybe not, but heck, then that's your own bad luck, and probably even your fault, now that we're at it.

      Well, if that's your idea of how your rights should be defined and defended, then I don't want to live in your country after all. What you describe is generally called feudalism, the only added notion being that businesses can be feudal overlords, too. We've fought quite a bit to get over this concept of freedom at the whim of the possessing.
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    9. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      lighters (even the non-fillable bic disposables) and matches are confiscated.
      I flew twice in the past week (JFK-LAX-JFK and EWR-ATL-EWR), and neither time was the book of matches in my laptop bag confiscated.
    10. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mzwaterski · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nail clippers are not confiscated, thanks for playing... Here's the list in case you were wondering: http://www.tsa.gov/interweb/assetlibrary/Permitted _Prohibited_5_16_2005_v3.pdf

    11. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dear Americans (those of you who share the spirit of early settlers), it seems like the time to lift the anchor and emigrate (like the Mayflower passangers once did) to a land more free (or free enaugh and scarce populated == easily seizable, once you flock in numbers) is nearing.

    12. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      This is something very new. I flew to California in December and that regulation was not in force then.

      This has the effect of increasing camaraderie among smokers in the smoking areas past the security checkpoint. Nobody has a light!

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      -mkb
    13. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by booyah · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be a real hardass, but I just went and reread the constitution on this, and found nothing...

      Can you help enlighten on where and how it says we have the right to travel freely?

      I think this is one of those things where most folks think its specified, (a wall between church and state) but really its not.

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    14. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mmeister · · Score: 1

      That wasn't always the case (part of the problem is that rules keep changing -- that document you linked to was updated 5-16-2005).

    15. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Today, on Name that Fallacy!

      Try taking a car from a Ford lot and claiming "it's my right to travel so I'm not paying you any money", asshat.

      Hint: No one suggested that we were dealing with freeloaders, and it's absurd to suggest that we were discussing anything like that.

      Round two.

      Who said you had a right to travel by any means you choose

      Hint: I did. In the post you replied to. I specifically said that you have many rights, even those not listed. That would include traveling by any means you choose. Boat, airplane, bus, car, horse and buggy, dogsled, rocketship, Rocketcar Taxi.

      Round Three.

      get your shoes on and start walking

      Hint: We were discussing air travel, and then we see innuendo that my only rights to travel are that of walking. That's right folks, not just planes are off limits, but cars too, apparently.

      Round Four.

      without taking on any further responsibilities?

      Hint: It might be said that allowing TSA jerks to see you naked is a responsibility of a good air passenger, but if so, then it's only been said in unseen TSA propaganda pamphlets so far!

    16. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no it is not an immoral contract unless they make a demand that is considered immoral. asking you to prove you are not armed is not considered immoral in ANY country.

    17. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      You are very confused about what the Constitution represents. It represents a limit on the power of government. It does not place restrictions on private businesses such as the airlines. Your rights do not supersede the property rights of the airlines.

      It's a shame the TSA is a private business, free from restrictions of the Constitution, and not a government organization. Oh, wait...

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    18. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by rxmd · · Score: 1
      asking you to prove you are not armed is not considered immoral in ANY country.
      I don't know about your country, but in mine, this depends on how you're supposed to prove it. To reuse the old absurdly exaggerated example, anal probes to prove I'm not carrying C-4 up my rectum would probably be considered immoral. So would having everybody strip naked.
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      As a state gets corrupt, its laws multiply; the most corrupt states have the most numerous laws. (Tacitus, Annales 3:27)
    19. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      It represents a limit on the power of government

      TSA = Federal agency.

      Refusing to submit to search = being fined for violating federal law, possible jailtime, and indefinite detention from several hours on up to several days.

      Me != absurd.

      You = boneheaded retard.

      this confusion about rights and how far they extend has become all too common in this world in which government has become much too involved in areas far beyond the scope envisioned by the framers of the constitution = Thomas Jefferson spinning in his grave at 172,000ROM.

    20. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      you do have a right to travel - whether that be by foot, car, or you could even fly your own plane. oh wait, you wanna fly on mine? fair enough, here are my rules.

      it is a violation of your rights to make you present identification
      so i suppose you also consider it a violation of your rights to have to get an id in the first place? well, go get your picket sign. i'm uh.... right behind you.

      this is the same argument about the lady in florida that wanted her face concealed on her driver's license. there is no RIGHT to drive, it's a priviledge. if you want to drive, you've got a few rules to comply with, which includes an aptitude test, which i'm sure stomps on the rights of the mentally challenged. and it's the same argument as the lady who wanted in the PRIVATE gold club in augusta. somehow she thought that her rights were being violated.

    21. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by psylew · · Score: 1

      They are businesses, and they have the right to restrict access to their property any way they want to.

      Now that would be fine - except that it's the government doing the restriction here, not the airlines.

    22. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      Somehow I cannot take Half-Life 2 out of my head. The US are heading to that direction.

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    23. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      9th Ammendment

      That alone is enough, is it not?

      But what about the 1st Ammendment rights to peaceful assembly? Or does that only count for flights to DC for protests?

      I'm not a constitutional scholar, and I have a vague layman's understanding of it. I can't quote more than a phrase or two of any of it. And I used to be ashamed of that.

      Well, one day on the phone with a dipshit college student of a customer, he mentions to his roommate something about a flag, and the other says "we should just burn it". And they start arguing whether it's illegal to do so or not.

      No wonder Dubya and the rest are allowed to sneak through attempts to ammend it against flag-burning. Have you followed his attempts to get that through congress? And it doesn't have to be ratified right away either, they can spend the next 100 years getting 2/3rds of the states to ratify the damn thing.

    24. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Actually there's this little thing called a common carrier. When a carrier offers it's services to the public at large, they lose the right to discriminate based on the content of goods. This is different from private carriers such as personal aircraft.

    25. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      Under what law? Common carriers have a different set of rights and responsbilities from others, but I don't recall them losing the right to stop you from bringing a bomb on board.

    26. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by rhaig · · Score: 1

      last I checked, you could still not provide your ID when you checked in, you just had to prove to the airline that you were you, and submit to a more thorough security screening (bag search and wanding).

      And then there's the bit about the planes being owned by business that aren't the government and don't have to let you fly on their planes.

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      "We are not tolerant people. We prefer drastically effective solutions"
    27. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      LOL. Right to travel. Start walkin chief. Nobody will stop you. Oh you can afford a car? Ok then drive. Of course some people can't afford a car. Hmm. Their rights are being violated! They should have the right to travel anywhere nearby quickly! That is a fundamental right! And sure not everyone can afford a plane, but its also a basic fundamental right to be able to cross the U.S. in a matter of hours. Otherwise they might die! It's a basic right! Like freedom of speech!

    28. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Amazingly enough, it's called the Common Carrier Act. And you can't bring a bomb on board because of Federal law, not airline policy.

    29. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe you should read the file you provided:
      The prohibited and permitted items chart is not intended to be all-inclusive and is updated as necessary. To ensure everyone s security, the screener may determine that an item not on the prohibited items chart is prohibited. In addition, the screener may also determine that an item on the permitted chart is dangerous and therefore may not be brought through the security checkpoint.
      When you reach the age where you are old enough to fly by yourself, maybe you'll get to experience the screening process first-hand. Maybe then you'll realize that just because you can Google a pdf file, it doesn't make you the expert you think you are in your little head and you'll think twice about trying to sound authoritative to those of us who do regularly travel and have had things like nail clippers, nail files, children's scissors randomly confiscated. Oh, and if you do have that happen to you, you just go right ahead and start arguing with them and waiving your copy of the official prohibited items list in their face. They love that. Really. They'll say: "Why, I'm so sorry sir, you are absolutely correct. Please accept my apologies."

      Oh, and by the way, their official shoe policy is that you do not have to remove your shoes. Go ahead, leave your closed-toe, hard-soled shoes on (that is, if you enjoy the prob-u-later).

    30. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there is no RIGHT to drive, it's a priviledge"

      It would be nice if people would drop all this government-granting-privilege nonsense. It makes it sound like the government is a benevolent parent-figure giving treats to unruly children. The government is merely restricting some people's right to drive in the interest of public safety. Government should impose the fewest restrictions possible to achieve a reasonable level of public safety. It shouldn't be in the business of granting "priviledges" to do things you were already capable of.

    31. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      First of all, the Constitution is the framework for government. It says what the government is allowed to do, not what the people are allowed to do. The question I think you should be asking is, where in the Constitution does it say the government can restrict our travel? See also Amendment X.

      Second, Amendment V states that "No person ... [shall] be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law." I'm sure "liberty" includes freedom to travel.

    32. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're either a fucking moron or you're just ignorant.

      1) Last I checked, the Department of Homeland Security is not an airline.

      2) The US government can only do what is expressly provided for in the consitution. Everything else is essentially a rights violation of some sort (and unconstitutional).

      Any questions?

    33. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by UWC · · Score: 1

      I heard a radio story about this. The Zippo people were uneasy because a large portion of their business is from tourists buying (empty!) lighters as souvenirs. The regulation would not allow even those in carry-on luggage, and lighters were already banned from regular luggage for fire concerns. I think Zippo was trying to get it changed so that at least empty lighters could be carried.

    34. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by eyegone · · Score: 1


      An example of a contract that is invalid, giving up your right to very intimate privacy such as revealing your nipples and buttcrack to a airport screener in return for being allowed to board.

      If that were true, how would Playboy, Penthouse, etc. stay in business? In fact, how would anyone even be able to apply for a credit card?

      Only certain rights are "inalienable." Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are specifically mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, but I don't believe that the Constitution (or any of its amendments) specifically identifies any rights as inalienable; that's been left up to the courts.

      --
      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    35. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin

      You just have to keep pounding this simple lesson through the thick skulls of some people's heads. Watching my gonads bouncing in my boxers is not, nor ever will be, acceptable security.

      If this is acceptable, why not just have people strip down naked and walk to the plane? If it's ok for a screener to see, why not ok for everyone to see. I mean, wouldn't you feel safer knowing that there's not a box cutter up someone's crack?

      There are two most sacred privacies, that of your naked body and that of the thoughts in your mind. No two other things are more private, or could be more private. It is dehumanizing to violate either, and no, the public will not stand for it. Just wait until some hacker figures out how to get the images/video onto a computer, and publishes 50,000 naked passangers. Let's see how those Homeland Security loving soccer moms feel about their ass glowing bright on the net... those same moms outraged at Janet Jackson. As such, I don't see how any political party or interest group would possibly want this, except for diehard law enforcement. For them, privacy is just a useless, meddlesome roadblock.

    36. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      So, not do you only have the right to fly, technically, it is a violation of your rights to make you present identification.

      Bollocks.

      Maybe when you finish your freshman 101 classes you can take an advanced class where you learn about the other parts of the Constitution. For example Article III, Section 2, Clause 1, which reads in part:
      The judicial power [of the federal courts] shall extend to all cases, in law and equity, arising under this Constitution...
      Then you might want to familiarize yourself with the federal court decisions from the 1970's to the present day, holding that special circumstances apply at airport screenings, due to the need for security, and the fact that anyone who doesn't want to be searched, doesn't have to fly.

      There is no recognized "right to air travel" in the US.
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      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    37. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mzwaterski · · Score: 1
      Ohhh, a good jab from anonymous about my age. I have yet to have someone tell me I can't take nail clippers on board. When asked whether I have anything that is sharp that might be considered a weapon, I have specifically said nail clippers and each time I've been told that they are fine. Additionally, I've left my shoes on plenty of times because I know that they do not set the detectors off (not all shoes have metal soles). I've yet to have any personal searches or any probes.

      Finally, that isn't just some random good list. That is the list from the TSA and it does carry weight. I'm not saying that I'm an expert, I'm telling you what the TSA's official position is, which matches what I've been told on countless occassions.

      If you're challenged with items that are on the lsit, why don't you stop being such a child and push the subject a little if you are such a freedom minded person. Or is it that you have the guts to bitch and moan about your rights but aren't capable of doing anything about it. Sure, jump up and start screamin and people are gonna get pissed. But if you talk to officials in a friendly manner they will be friendly back. Your comments are based on rumors and I highly doubt you've ever had anything mentioned above confiscated from you. *Waits for explanation of how anonymous coward actually owns an airline and flies everyday to and from work...

    38. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Silentnite · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lighters have been banned since about three weeks ago. I currently work for an airline, and we've been confiscating literally HOARDES of them. But your allowed to take 4 books of strike on back matches. Go figure...

    39. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Storlek · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your country, but in mine there is the notion of an "immoral contract" that is illegal and void by law due to its immoral nature.

      I guess if in your country (wherever that may be) your airline forced you to subject to an anal probe or sell your daughter into slavery, that'd be OK by your standards


      You're comparing anal probes and slavery to an x-ray?

      I don't think this is such a great idea, but being x-rayed is nothing near forced labor or having stuff shoved up your butt.

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    40. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by drMental · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend you buy the novely flint and steel instead. They are yet to be banned on flight, just make sure the steel is not sharp.

    41. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Probashi · · Score: 1

      I wasn't allowed to fly with a carry on luggage that had nail clippers in it. I had to get back out of the security area, check the luggage in and go back through the security. This happened couple of years ago and I believe the rules have changes since then.

    42. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by packetbasher · · Score: 1

      But I do own the airlines...actually I own a very, very, very small percentage of the airlines since they are public companies.

    43. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there was a short period after 9/11 where they went super crazy. People complained and said it was stupid and they eased up a bit.

    44. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by tomjen · · Score: 1

      Never was this more appropriate:

      "Privacy is not a concern of $STATE. It is often contrary to the public collective good."
      $STATE Political Officer

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    45. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > "No person ... [shall] be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law." I'm sure "liberty" includes freedom to travel.

      The Constitution gives Congress the power to make laws.

      That's "due process of law". As long as the rules are followed, Congress has the right to take away whatever lives, liberties, or property it wishes.

    46. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read my whole post?

      The primary complaint being made is that in order to travel by air people's "right to privacy" is being violated. Do you honestly believe that these complaints would not have been made if the airlines handled their own security? There is no special "right to privacy" when you are entering into a voluntary agreement (ie. the agreement to fly on a carrier's airplane) - you are bound by whatever the terms of the agreement may be. If you don't like them, take your business elsewhere. The fact the the TSA handles all airpost security is, at best,tangentially related to these complaints.

      My main point is that the real Constitutional issue is that the government should be limited in its powers to the powers granted to it in the Constitution. There never seems to be any kicking and screaming on slashdot about rights being violated when its the rights of private businesses such as those of the airlines. It is government regulation of the airlines and airline security that is the root issue. This regulation is clearly unconstitutional, but nobody seems to care when its "big business" getting the shaft. When I hear more calls for eliminating government intrusion into the private sector I will take your complaints about the consequences of those intrustions a bit more seriously.

    47. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by holt · · Score: 1
      I have had a set of nail clippers and files taken from me. This was about two years ago, though. Also, the list doesn't really matter. Read this:
      The prohibited and permitted items chart is not intended to be all-inclusive and is updated as necessary. To ensure everyone's security, the screener may determine that an item not on the prohibited items chart is prohibited. In addition, the screener may also determine that an item on the permitted chart is dangerous and therefore may not be brought through the security checkpoint.
    48. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are correct. Posting from the Anonymous Coward account is somehow "hiding" while posting from the mzwaterski account, which lists no more identifying information other than a Slashdot UID, is somehow authenticated. You should get a throwaway email account from hotmail or something and associate it with your account so that you'll really look authentic. Cripes, that would almost be a good as a PGP key or a retinal scan!

      You mock how you expect a lie from the AC account about owning an airline, wherein we should all just accept the fact that you are a grown, well-travelled person because you are using the mzwaterski account (with a very high UID, I might add--what, have you had that account for like a week or something?).

      I do not recall where I claimed to be a "freedom minded person." I simply pointed out that your trust in the logic that goes behind the TSA prohibited item list is naive, because: there are many complaints about the inconsistencies of the list (such as how you can't carry on a lighter, but you can carry on 4 boxes of matches), how the policies are enforced, the very fact that your gold-standard document you hold up explicitly states that it is up to the TSA screeners whether to abide by the list or not, and you also seem to give yourself such self-importance that if it hasn't happened to you then it just doesn't happen, or happen often.

      Yeah, right. I'm just making all this stuff up. I made up all those newspaper articles too. But I forget my place; I am conversing with THE mzwaterski, a barometer of the people, a man with the pulse of the nation. If it hasn't happened to him, or if he doesn't know about it, then it must not exist.

      Your comments are based on rumors and I highly doubt you've ever had anything mentioned above confiscated from you.
      Yeah, and your comments are either based on ignorance or stupidity and I highly doubt you do much (if any) traveling. The one thing that confuses me is whether you are naive, wilfully ignorant, or just a troll. Since you seem to think my comments are based on rumors, that probably puts you into one or both of the first two.

      On the other hand we know what I am (among other things): AN EVIL ANONYMOUS COWARD!!!! Oooooooooohhhhh! I'm gonna corrupt your women and upset your traditional way of life!!!!

    49. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      I agree, two years ago the policy was absurd and maybe still is, but there is no argument that it isn't better. However, no screener is going to argue with you that a regular nail clippers is dangerous.

    50. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by EvilMagnus · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Uh....right to travel, sure. But the airlines are not owned or operated by you. They are businesses, and they have the right to restrict access to their property any way they want to.

      No: Airlines are limited in how they may restrict access. The basic idea is this - you have the right to travel freely within the US (this is basic constitutional law - that which is not specifically illegal is legal, Bill of Rights, etc). You also have the right to enter into contracts with private parties - i.e. with Airlines to transport you within the US. Airlines are also bound by 'common carrier' legislation, but that's not directly applicable here.

      However, you are *not* allowed to enter into an illegal contract - you can't sell yourself into slavery, for example. So if your contract with the airline is illegal/unconstitutional (for example, violation of privacy rights, discriminatory, etc) then it's not a valid contract. So the Airline can't say "You can't fly with us if you don't consent to stripping naked for our screeners", as that would be an illegal contract. At the moment they're getting round some of this by having the TSA do the screening, so it's not the Airlines that are making these demands, but the Government. That actually makes things worse, in my opinion.


      That's the theory. It's not been tested in the courts yet, although Gilmore's giving part of it a good try.

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    51. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      I know how you can use a nail clip to cut someone. You probably couldn't kill anyone with a nail clipper easily but you can certainly put them in pain, which is all a terrorist needs.

      Though, I don't support the banning of everything on airplanes, everything can be used as a weapon including your bare fist. What next? Ban people from the airplane? A group of martial artists could probably take over a plane.

    52. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TSA = Federal agency.

      The primary complaint being made is that in order to travel by air people's "right to privacy" is being violated. Do you honestly believe that these complaints would not have been made if the airlines handled their own security? There is no special "right to privacy" when you are entering into a voluntary agreement (ie. the agreement to fly on a carrier's airplane) - you are bound by whatever the terms of the agreement may be. If you don't like them, take your business elsewhere. The fact the the TSA handles all airpost security is, at best,tangentially related to these complaints.

      My main point is that the real Constitutional issue is that the government should be limited in its powers to the powers granted to it in the Constitution. There never seems to be any kicking and screaming on slashdot about rights being violated when its the rights of private businesses such as those of the airlines. It is government regulation of the airlines and airline security that is the root issue. This regulation is clearly unconstitutional, but nobody seems to care when its "big business" getting the shaft. When I hear more calls for eliminating government intrusion into the private sector I will take your complaints about the consequences of those intrustions a bit more seriously.

      Refusing to submit to search = being fined for violating federal law, possible jailtime, and indefinite detention from several hours on up to several days.
      Ok i have to call bullshit on this one. I can refuse to submit to a search simply by not purchasing an airline ticket.

      Me != absurd
      I never said you were absurd, I said your statement was absurd. Learning the difference between one and the other should help improve your interpersonal relationships.

      You = boneheaded retard
      Why stoop to including an irrelevent personal insult -- jerkass.

      Thomas Jefferson spinning in his grave at 172,000ROM
      I couldn't agree more. I would add, however, that i believe Jefferson would have recognized that by allowing the government to the violate rights of a small minority (intrusive regulation of big business in this case) we have brought this misery upon ourselves.

    53. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mzwaterski · · Score: 1
      LOL - did I touch a nerve?

      I agree, the match/lighter thing is a bit absurd as far as checked baggage goes. I'm not sure that I think people should be allowed to carry lighters and matches on planes.

      The fact of the matter is that most of the items on the list are there because the freedom to carry those things on has been abused. If you think that airlines play no part in what goes on that list, you are the delirious one. If we opened up the gates and let anyone hop on a plane, do you really think that people would feel safe flying? People are scared enough already.

      I agree with you that the document explicitly states that the ultimate decision is at the screener's descretion and I'm just telling you that I have carried a nail clippers on many many flights and have yet to have one security agent even flinch. Everytime I have asked the TSA agent has told me it is a non-issue, without even looking at the clippers to determine if they are some specially made dangerous clippers.

      Finally, as to the use of a UID. The difference between posting with a UID and posting as Anonymous Coward is that it is apparent that I'm the same person posting to you each time. For all I know, each time that "you've" posted, it has been a different person. I'm guessing thats not that case here, but there is certainly a difference between posting as AC and posting with an account. I've had the account for about a year, not that I understand why that would have any bearing on the price of tea in china (I've always wanted to fit that into a conversation).

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    54. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it's their plane. The airline can make whatever the hell rules it wants about what I can carry aboard.

      BUT -- it's not the *airline* making the rules; it's the *government*.

      Since we have the implicit right of freedom of movement, if the gov't imposes rules on airlines that restrict freedom of movement, then the airlines are being used as the government's hand in restricting our rights, and the airlines' ownership of the planes becomes irrelevant to the argument.

      If there were no federal rules about what people could carry aboard, and it was all done entirely at the airlines' behest, *then* I'd agree with you that if a person doesn't like it, they can travel by some other method.

      Assuming that all other methods won't eventually be subject to scrutiny. One can easily imagine a future version of this tech being used to scan vehicles entering a freeway. Hell, why not just put scanners on the doors of every private residence, so there's no chance that you can carry a weapon out the door at all?!

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    55. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are either a fucking tool or you are simply of insufficient intellectual capacity to grasp the full depth of this issue.

      1) Last I checked, the Department of Homeland Security is not an airline.

      The TSA is a government agency and is the party responsible for airline security. I imagine, however, that we didn't hear a solitary peep from you when the government usurped responsibility for airline security from the private sector.

      The primary complaint being made is that in order to travel by air people's "right to privacy" is being violated. Do you honestly believe that these complaints would not have been made if the airlines handled their own security? There is no special "right to privacy" when you are entering into a voluntary agreement (ie. the agreement to fly on a carrier's airplane) - you are bound by whatever the terms of the agreement may be. If you don't like them, take your business elsewhere. The fact the the TSA handles all airpost security is, at best,tangentially related to these complaints.

      My main point is that the real Constitutional issue is that the government should be limited in its powers to the powers granted to it in the Constitution. There never seems to be any kicking and screaming on slashdot about rights being violated when its the rights of private businesses such as those of the airlines. It is government regulation of the airlines and airline security that is the root issue. This regulation is clearly unconstitutional, but nobody seems to care when its "big business" getting the shaft. When I hear more calls for eliminating government intrusion into the private sector I will take your complaints about the consequences of those intrustions a bit more seriously.

      2) The US government can only do what is expressly provided for in the consitution. Everything else is essentially a rights violation of some sort (and unconstitutional).
      Here we are in complete agreement. However in the absence of any other intelligent comment from you, I'm going to have to assume this is just an example of a blind squirrel finding an occasional nut.

    56. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Wow. You do realize you've listed a whole bunch of rights you do not have, right?

      You do not have the right to travel anywhere except on private property you own by car. To travel anywhere else requires somebody's permission. You want to drive on the freeway? You need a license. Driving on public roads is a privelege, not a right.

      Want to fly an airplane? Same deal. The FAA sets the standard for pilot's licenses and commercial air passengers.

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    57. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by fearofcarpet · · Score: 1
      Here here!! I only wish there were more people that were interested in their rights over the illusion of safety.

      DING! As soon as a shred of evidence is provided that I am even slightly more safe I will consider relinquishing some of rights. Instead I'm presented with constant barrage of articles telling me how muh less safe all the tax dollars we pour into the Departmet of False Sense of Security are making me. I say f*ck the all the sheeple out there willing to sacrifice our rights so they can feel safe. If they are stupid enough to buy into all the fear mongering and propaganda then the deserve what they get. I personally used to enjoy flying, now I do it as little as possible after back-to-back-to-back horribly irritating experiences at various ariports. How f'ed up is it that I have to be carefull what I say, how I say it, how I present myself, how I dress... Just for the privilege to pay $1 a mile to sit cramped-ass little seat and have my drawers sniffed by some stranger dressed like mall security!? Of course now that I have to pay $3 a gallon for gas I may be financially forced to start flying again. Where is Mr. Garrison when you need him?

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    58. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      And here I thought it was Federal regulations and not airline corporate whim or internal policy which determine boarding requirements. Is it a loss of rights when government imposed?

    59. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by RevRigel · · Score: 1

      That's three quarters of the states to ratify an amendment.

    60. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Goobergunch · · Score: 1

      According to the text of the amendment in question, it would have to be ratified within the next seven years, not next 100. And it would require 3/4 of the states, not 2/3.

    61. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by DrTheopolis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh....right to travel, sure. But the airlines are not owned or operated by you. When our government gives billions of our tax dollars to support *their* business, well, the people kinda own it too. The airports did not make the decision for the safety measures, the federal government did. It was not a business decision. Don't blame the airlines, we've allowed ourselves to become dependent on them. If enough people want the security measures allowed, protest the airports and learn to live a lifestyle where your not dependent on them. Simple enough.

    62. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Flendon · · Score: 1

      You're funny! How often do screeners at airports go by that list? I have had clippers confiscated. I have had locks that I went out and purchased solely because they were TSA Accepted clipped. I even unlocked them before handing them to the screener! They just liked clipping locks!! And don't even try to fill out a Claim form. After many inquiries into the status of the claim I learned it was an exercise in futility.

      As for this scanner they have been talking about it for years. The two main points are that to protect privacy the Department of Homeland Security has put several steps in place. The screeners will be in a separate room where they never see the person they are X-Raying. And the silhouettes some people have mentioned that display the basic outline of a sex-neutral figure with any items displayed over this.

      The computer performs the job of picking out the difference between a weapon tapped to your privates and your actual privates. With the version the DHS has purchased you cannot see nipples or anything else that is FUD. The backscatter X-Ray has been available for years. Perfecting these safeguards and attempting to educate the public (looks like they failed here) on them is what took so long. Are these perfect for privacy? No, but not nearly as bad as the FUD flying around /. today. I would rather we didn't need any security at the airports, but in this world that would be suicide.

      This has been covered by every news orginization and science magazine a half dozen times. The only thing news worthy about it is the fact that it is finally going to be used.

      PS WTF? When did the type this image crap get added to Slashdot? And why can they add that, but not a damn spellchecker?

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    63. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://www.tsa.gov/interweb/assetlibrary/Permitt ed _Prohibited_5_16_2005_v3.pdf

      [butthead]heh, heh, he said "interweb"[/butthead]

      [beavis]ohh yeah.. heh heh[/beavis]

    64. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      One example, plucked right out of the air (pun intended), is the right to travel freely. You don't have to present documents or internal passports to move within the US.

      Right. Shapiro v. Thomson, and US v. Guest. Useful to know that even though the Constitution doesn't contain the word, it is interpreted to include this right.

      I also noticed something interesting. Even with this technology in use, nobody is forcing anyone to reveal anything. See for safety reasons, these backscatter imaging devices are designed not to penetrate the skin.

      If it doesn't penetrate the skin, than other goods made from skin (leather) should also scatter it back. Therefore, one should be able to wear leather, fir, etc. as primary garments and have more or less complete immunity to these concerns.

      Leather-- it isn't just for kinky sex stuff anymore ;-)

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    65. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      If I had two lighters, I could light one and then blow out an airline window.

      Just because you have cigarettes with a lighter doesn't mean much. I could buy some cigarettes and stow them conspicuously to make you think I smoked, just so I could bring two lighters with me.

      Oh, and smoking leads to a painful, cancerous death.

    66. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Thought about it, but since the US is being so aggressive internationally, invading countries and threatening others, and extending its copyright laws to other countries, we don't seem very safe. I guess the best option is to stay here and vote such idiocy out, because people in other countries can't.

    67. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by eh2o · · Score: 1

      simple solution; put a bin in the smoking area where you can drop off your lighter prior to entry. when you come out on the other side, there will be another bin where you can pick up someone else's discarded lighter.

    68. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My My.... aren't we touchy today. Ligten up man. Jeez.

    69. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artist's models and strippers enters into contracts that violate their right to remain clothed all the time, and it's perfectly legal. Many gyms have showers where you are naked in front of people of the same gender and the police don't shut them down.

      This obsession with security is a bad thing, and I don't want to go through one of these scanners, but it's hardly unconstitutional.

    70. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by ThePiMan2003 · · Score: 1

      Some people are very ashamed of what they look like. If they felt they were going to be seen naked by some airport security dude they would be unable to fly. Some people fear "having stuff shoved up your butt" if they had to in order to fly the would not be able to.

      Why is one group of people more important than another?

    71. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      There's a bit in the constitution that makes unreasonable searches illegal. You may have heard of it. It's not the nakedness that's unconstitutional - it's the unreasonable search. ...but thanks for playing!

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    72. Re:U.S. Constititution 101 by Grab · · Score: 1

      Try taking a car from a Ford lot and claiming "it's my right to travel so I'm not paying you any money", asshat.

      Hint: No one suggested that we were dealing with freeloaders, and it's absurd to suggest that we were discussing anything like that.


      Nor was I. I was saying that if you want to buy a Ford car, you need to abide by Ford's rules to get that car. Which means paying them money. If you want to get a plane, you need to abide by the airline's rules. Which means paying them money and passing a security check.

      Who said you had a right to travel by any means you choose

      Hint: I did. In the post you replied to. I specifically said that you have many rights, even those not listed. That would include traveling by any means you choose. Boat, airplane, bus, car, horse and buggy, dogsled, rocketship, Rocketcar Taxi.


      Except you don't. Anything in the air is regulated by the FAA, so you explicitly DON'T have a right to do that. Motorised transport on roads is regulated by your relevant state authority, so you explicitly DON'T have a right to drive a car, motorbike or bus. Bus drivers and train conductors can throw you off at the next stop if you're drunk or abusive, so you explicitly DON'T have a right to ride on them. Airlines can (and do) stop at the nearest airport if a passenger becomes violent (in fact international air law governs what you can and can't do in a plane), so you explicitly DON'T have a right to be a passenger in a plane. And
      try walking down the centre of I94 - assuming you survive (which is unlikely) then you'll be arrested by the nearest traffic cops, so you explicitly DON'T have a right to walk anywhere you like.

      Hint: In spite of what you may think, you can't just say "I have a right to do this" and assume it's true. Or rely on what someone else says about the rights you *should* have and assume it's true.

      Grab.

  276. Images are Rather Clinical by Mr.+Ghost · · Score: 1
    These pictures unlike what they said in the article, leave a lot to the imagination just take a look at this sample. I know that there really are some strange and perverted freaks out there but you can see a more enticing picture in a high school anatomy book. Or you just need to watch the Victoria's Secret fashion show on television (that leaves way less to the imagination).

    If someone really gets their jollies by looking at backscatter images I really feel sorry for the person and they obviously are in need of psychological counseling for something.

  277. Too Late by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
    While we're being sensible (see parent posting) we might as well point out, in response to the original article, that these things are already in use in the lobbies of buildings. Nobody gets to protest that. As privacy invasion goes, airports are the least of our worries. At least there you know it's going on.

    What do you think that guard is looking at on the screen behind the counter, a soap opera?

    1. Re:Too Late by Eivind · · Score: 1
      In the USA, yes.

      Here, in Europe I have yet to see these anywhere. At airports there are magnetic scanners for the passengers and x-rays for luggage. No x-rays, much less back-scattering ones for passengers.

      I personally don't care much if someone sees some aproximation of me nude. The privacy-implications of that are small compared to for example having to show i.d.

      Having to submit to a search in order to enter a government building is under ordinary circumstances inacceptable. (I'll grant exceptions for very few, very specific high-risk circumstances)

      But then again, I don't live in Land of the Free. Ok, so that was provocative, but you guys should *really* think about what you're giving up in order to buy a little (real or imagined) security.

    2. Re:Too Late by Markus+Registrada · · Score: 1
      ... in Europe I have yet to see these anywhere.

      At a building entrance, you wouldn't see it; it's no different from a camera, not something you have to go through. But it's true that Europe, as a rule, is being more sensible.

      In the U.S., building managements install access controls to get lower insurance premiums. What controls the insurance companies? They claim to be driven by court damage awards -- if somebody got shot in that building because there was no attempt to keep guns out, the building management is made responsible, and the insurance company pays. If they made some token attempt to keep the guns out, they are off the hook.

      In practice, insurance companies excuse themselves from covering all manner of mishap, so enforcing access controls is a deliberate choice they made. It's possible they just saw an opportunity to hike premiums on all the buildings they cover, until something gets put in, or permanently for the ones that don't. If juries were to refuse to hold buildings responsible for guns coming in, it might not happen, but they could just as easily be anticipating the juries. If building managements weren't afraid of the same juries, they might refuse to pay the extra premium.

      What controls the juries? The U.S. is a managed population -- the majority depend on mass media for their opinions, and the American mass media (like the Italian) are controlled by a few plutocrats. Juries are a mirror of the more idle part of the population, thus even more dependent on mass media. They do as they're told.

  278. They Are Putting Themselves out of Business by nz17 · · Score: 1

    When the attacks of 2001/09/11 happened, trust in the airlines and passenger safety plummeted to an all time low. Millions of dollars were lost by the airline industry, with several airlines going out of business or being bought up at extreme loss. For months Boeing was laying off thousands of employees.

    So in an attempt to recouperate, the airlines have made passenger safety their only priority, in an attempt to regain what was lost. As a result airline passengers have lost both dignity and privacy due to the pervasiveness of it all. This has made jetsetters annoyed, delayed, and indignant. Thus many unnecessary business trips and personal trips have been cancelled by the frequent flier.

    However, that shouldn't be the airlines' main concern. They should stop and think how many thousands of U.S. and international citizens have now left the skies, not out of fear of being in a terrorist's plane, but out of unwillingness to go through with these extreme measures. The tourist dollars are the most free flowing of all monies, and the airlines have effectively shut themselves out of nearly all of them.

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who heard the story of the granny who wasn't allowed to board an airplane due to her having knitting needles in her carry-on bag from a few month back. She wasn't allowed to go on the trip she was planning on to see her grandchildren who lived several states away. Her entire vacation plans were ruined because she didn't have the forsight to leave behind a "harmless potential weapon." Do you think she will be planning on another air trip soon? Could you blame her for not traveling the airlines again due to fear of rejection from the plane because of something she never thought of as a weapon?

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    1. Re:They Are Putting Themselves out of Business by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      That is actually true of me. I don't fly, not because of some highly unlikely terrosism even but because of waiting half an hour, at best, to get on. And I only live on a city of 600k.
      This was true before 9/11 as well.
      Since I will more likely die on the way to the airport then in the plane shouldn't I stop driving there and increase my chances by at least 50%.
      Of course the fact that prices, for both the airlines them selves, and for the security methods, keep going up, and the fact that I have no place to go doesn't help. But it still isn't the most important reason.

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  279. Tony Martin by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    When a government is willing to imprison an innocent man for defending himself from criminals

    He wasn't defending himself. He shot a fleeing man in the back from a distance.

    The Tony Martin case was tragic in many ways. I have a lot of sympathy for Martin and a lot of concern about the situation he found himself in and the lack of support he'd received until that point.

    Nevertheless, the act for which he was actually imprisoned appears to have been a poorly-judged over-reaction. In fact, it's an excellent example of the dangers posed by letting just anyone have access to firearms. (I'm not taking sides in the debate here, just saying that this case would definitely strengthen the case for the gun control lobby.)

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    1. Re:Tony Martin by Arker · · Score: 1

      When someone breaks into another persons home at night, they are willingly committing not just a property crime, but a crime that shows a willingness to do far more.

      Burglars that are unwilling to harm or kill someone don't break in at night. They wait until the resident leaves for work, *then* break in.

      Not only that, he was outnumbered three to one.

      No one forced those men to break into his home. They had no right to do so, and the very act of doing so implied a threat to his life.

      The right to defend oneself with all appropriate means is a basic and fundamental, inalienable human right. Tony Martin did nothing wrong. The UK Government, on the other hand, is guilty of egregious violations of his human rights.

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  280. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, our tax dollars at work. They should all be fired, especially for the "we're sorry, but we have to follow procedures" part.

    How many of these have to happen, how often, before Mullah Jihadster can slip right through because they are wasting time checking toddlers for C4?

  281. hmm.. by doyle.jack · · Score: 1

    I just feel bad for the airport screener who will never feel like a real man again after I walk through.

  282. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    So, I suppose the person trying to rob him was the innocent one?

    Those are 2 independent things. I know this is hard to understand for some people, but it is dundamental to proper law enforcement to not strip someone of his rights due to that person having commited a crime.

    Using a weapon (gun or otherwise) in self defense is recognized, and in many cases not punnishable. Self defense is however defined pretty strictly, and requires that someone is a direct threat to your life for example. Someone who turned his back on you to run away is usually no longer a direct thread to your life, hence the self defense claim fails.

  283. Backscatter Softcore by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    The following is work-safe, unless maybe you work in a secret underground Gray Alien research bunker:

    backscatter softcore

    Sure solved my horniness in a hurry -- one look and it's Boner-B-Gone.

    Any Federal agents, or their rent-a-cop proxies, who get turned on by that picture ...should be locked up in some kind of X-Files uber-prison, and then promptly dissected to determine their species before it can reproduce.

    -kgj

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  284. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 4, Informative
    When a government is willing to imprison an innocent man for defending himself from criminals, you should certainly expect a jump in crime.

    That is a fucked up example. He shot someone in the back that was running away from his house, then let him bleed to death on his lawn before he was reported missing the next day.

    There was no reason for him to fire and in most US states he would be facing charges for his actions.

    Not that you are deliberately misleading people or anything. He shot someone in cold blood and let them die in one of the most horrible way imaginable. Hardly "innocent".

  285. At the risk of repeating myself, the solution is.. by Wargames · · Score: 1

    Fly naked!

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  286. talk about old news...and old pictures by dAzED1 · · Score: 1
    this has been going on for quite some time now. On what planet does this qualify for news now?

    Second: that fat woman in the example pic is an old version, using tech that has been replaced.

    I flew from NYC to the UK last year (catch that "last year" part?) and back, and on the way back from Heathrow something peculiar happened...every young, attractive female was pulled out of the line for x-ray screening. EVERY young attractive female. It was reciprocal, too - there was absolutely no one pulled out of the line for screening that wasn't a young, attractive female (well, of the females at least...there were seperate screeners for male and female). They were selected "randomly" in theory...but of hundreds of women, why were only attractive ones...all the attractive ones...pulled out of the line?

    Why? Because the pictures actually come out better than a) the old photograph in the above link, and b) the resolution of the display that someone took that picture of. Much like viewing a 1024*768*16Mill color picture on a 640*480*16 color display - it's not the picture's fault, and I refuse to believe there wasn't a higher-res display somewhere viewed by the person telling the screeners who to pull out of the line.

  287. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by RexDart · · Score: 2, Informative
    Continue to read the article: the technology does not penetrate skin. Any person with a sufficiently large fat roll, or a woman with good-sized breasts could still smuggle a non-metallic weapon (NOT a Glock, as mentioned elsewhere, but ceramic knives, etc) through this technology. For that matter, anyone willing to use other body orifices could do so as well.

    Adding backstatter technology is NOT a net gain in security. It's false security, unless one adds intrusive body searches on top of the scanner.

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  288. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by hey! · · Score: 1

    Well, sure.

    But we should be clear about what we're fighting for, otherwise you end up with the wrong priorities.

    For example, conservatives are generally against an idea of a national identity card, or even standardizing licenses across states because it can be used like a national identity card. Some conservatives, however, are for using biometrics attached to a national database in many places where IDs are presented. This allows the government to do everything a natioanl ID card would do, and more and without your knowing they are doing it.

    So -- is the problem the indignity of carrying and presenting a physical card, or is it the level of control government will be able to exercise over our movements and activities?

    The same sort of reasoning applies here.

    Modesty and embarassment about our bodies is a social norm, one which we could live without I think. We equate nakedness with vulnerability. But the only reason this is so is because we're conditioned to be so modest about our bodies; we'd only appear naked in front of strangers if they exercise power over us.

    If everyone is effectively naked all the time, then nakedness does not imply any kind of vulnerability.

    However, we allow people to frisk us when we go on a plane. How is this better than letting somebody look at us? Is anybody naive enough to think that using same sex friskers guarantees that some of them aren't getting some kind of perverted pleasure out of touching your body or the position of power that puts them in?

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  289. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    How do you tell who is a terrorist and who are the "good people". Better to get rid of all the guns. That is why I feel safer in the UK.

    In my country, you get the benefit of the doubt.

    And it's strange that anyone from the UK would be able to post to this discussion without feeling some kind of shame, haven't your camera operators already been disciplined for using them to ogle women? This discussion is about us not wanting our government to do the same to us.

  290. AZZOLEZ by Azzhole · · Score: 1

    These assholes need a hangin' Damned ragheads shoulda landed in the capital building and whitehouse insteada killing innocents in NY. If theyda gotten rid of these money grubbing, corporate whorez in our "government" they coulda gotten medals , instead of a fake war in Iraq

    1. Re:AZZOLEZ by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If theyda gotten rid of these money grubbing, corporate whorez in our "government"

      Just to nitpick, the lost buildings were the WTC... there were probably more than a few "corporate johns" taken out.

      Not that I think it shouldn't have been done differently, say, on national TV, with crack shots to prevent collateral damage.

  291. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by msdschris · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a load of bullshit to me. There are no "federal concealed carry permits" and there is no 100% plastic / ceramic glock (That was Die Hard 2...). No wonder I don't trust law enforcement to tell the truth.

  292. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1
    "formidable knife out of a coke can"

    Sounds like it would be a pretty shitty knife to me.

  293. You americans are crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your paranoid to the max
    Your President keeps mentioning Terrorists
    You bomb the shit out of countries that were not going to do anything...

    and now you have x-rays to see your flabby parts.

    geez...

  294. Dirty Underwear by duffer_01 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but can it see through my dirty underwear?

  295. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you put your child through this?

  296. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jrboatright · · Score: 1

    dosage is 1/2500 of a standard medical x-ray, less than 1/500th of a dental x-ray.

    If your job puts you on an airplane _every day_ you end up with the same x-ray dose as seeing your dentist annually. The health risk appears "acceptable." It may well be below the hormesis level and be a HEALTHFUL dose, but we'll argue that somewhere else.

  297. What about leather? by J.+Charles+Holt · · Score: 1

    I notice in the sample picture that the guy's shoes are not trasparent. I would think the same physics that keeps it from going through your skin very far would keep it from going through leather. Does this mean I can't wear my shiny leather pants to the airport anymore without fear of a body cavity search?

  298. Welcome to Fiji by JJ · · Score: 1

    I had a strip search at Fiji International Airport and I don't think the 'gentlemen' who conducted it, enjoyed it anymore than me. I don't think TSA people should be likely to view this as beyond their jobs.

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  299. What an Advert! by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Wow.. I can see the advert now: "Nope, you can't really hijak a train and take it somewhere that doesn't have rails... and you can get on and off as you please! No frisking, no Xrays. Welcome to Amtrak, the last form of mass transit to preserve your rights as an American!"

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  300. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Informative
    Glock was building a plastic gun 'for law enforcement' that specifically could go concealed though normal metal detectors and it got into the publics mind that glocks are plastic.

    Handguns are heavy. To make it easier to carry one around all day, Glock designed a line with some parts made of plastic rather than metal to make them a little lighter. It worked so well that now many handguns from other manufacturers have plastic frames.

    There's still plenty of metal in them and they will set off detectors.

    The "undetectable plastic gun" thing was FUD, pure and simple.

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  301. Plane Safety by Angry+Commie · · Score: 1

    Is there are reason we need this 'extra security'? Aren't planes safe enough as it is now? I mean, before 9/11 there were maybe a couple of hijackings a year if that, along with maybe 2 or 3 major accidents a year that made the news. As far as I know there haven't really been any hijackings, especially in the US, for the past 2 years.

    The point is, a person outside the plane can do far more damage with your average hunting rifle (say at an airport where the road goes right by the runway) or as it was mentioned earlier with a bomb in the terminal. Do we also really think that with all the visible security at airports, terrorists will actually try to do what they did on 9/11 again? We are vulnerable in plenty of other areas, where they are far less likely to get caught, and they might not even have to die in the process.

  302. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 4, Informative

    When a government is willing to imprison an innocent man for defending himself from criminals
    tony martin is hardly an innocent man he was convicted of manslaughter by a jury, the only reason the charge was reduced from murder was Dr Joseph found Martin to be a paranoid nutcase and not able to make rational decisions.

    the man shot an unarmed teenage boy in the back, with a gun he was not legal entitled to (his shotgun license had been removed when he started shooting at people scrumping apples.)

    in short tony martin is exactly the sort of person i want locked up, one un-able to distinguish between revenge and justice.

    the only other case i can think of where the "victim" of crime was jailed for "defending" himself involved a factory owner who set a man trap in his factory for burglars (notice BTW burglars are UNARMED unlike robbers), he then proceeded to brutally torture captured burglar.

    Now if you are sitting there and thinking good, it should be his job to meet out punishment to criminals, then you also are confusing revenege and justice and should go back and join the mob weilding pitchforks to which you obviously belong,as you are clearly not a civilised human being.

  303. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The odds passengers being killed by a vigilante is way lower than being killed by a terrorist. Essentially, it's clear that terrorists intend to kill and are not bargaining with anyone. This makes it about a 100% chance that someone will be killed when terrorists attack

    Except the probability that terrorists are on a given plane is extremely small, where as every plane would have a large number of armed people on board.

    Even if we accepted that the situation would always be better off with armed people, in the case of a terrorist attack, you have to factor in the possibility of injury or death, due to anything from accidental firing, a paranoid "vigilante" who mistakenly thinks someone is a terrorist, or people who cause trouble or get into fights (just because a person isn't someone we would consider a "criminal" doesn't mean they're not some random nutter, or never turn angry and start a fight or whatever).

    I can't say which situation would be worse, but then neither can you. You have to look at what will happen on any flight, not just flights with terrorists on board. Personally I'd rather risk it with no guns.

  304. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Ithika · · Score: 1

    The person trying to rob (sic) him was innocent of assault and attempted murder. The man with the gun, however...

  305. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    You can't even set your shoes on fire without getting everyone involved, these days, what makes you think that people are going to just let this happen?

    Just wondering, what makes you think guns are needed for this? as you point out, people are already extremely likely to interfer with a hijacking nowadays.

  306. Gay or Pedophile = = OKAY??? by danwiz · · Score: 1

    So its okay for someone who's gay to be screening because they're "of the same sex"???

    Its naive to assume that someone of the same sex isn't necessarily turned on by the near-nakedness produced by the x-ray. Also, how do you know that the person screening your kids isn't a pedophile with a hidden camera?

    I've heard people say that the screeners are "professionals", and therefore won't be arroused/stimulated by the experience any more than doctors. A physician with years or training may only see a few naked bodies a day in a clinical context, but a screener who has a few weeks/months of training can be expected to view hundreds or thousand of bodies a day. To me there's no comparison.

    I predict that people will be shocked after "x-rays" of small children get posted to web sites, or a screener gets convicted as a sex-offender or child molester. By then however, the government may argue its not "economicaly feasable" to remove the devices.

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  307. The Benefit They Don't Talk About by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    What they didn't mention was that the real benefits of countless young men rushing to join the TSA once this system is deployed. The TSA will have twice the man power while paying them minimal wage and will no doubt attract a significant number of nerds.

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  308. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DrLex · · Score: 1
    Hit glass and the glass will shatter and suck everything out of it.
    Do you really believe there is any glass in an airplane except for the ones used for beverages? The windows are double-wall plexi and are very solid. A bullet hole won't cause the window to shatter and multiple well-placed shots would be needed to cause the window to tear.
    And even if someone would manage to rip out an entire passenger window, people wouldn't get sucked out like in the movies. Airplanes have air valves which continuously let air in and out (see here). If air would start flowing out of the cabin elsewhere, the valves will adjust and the net flow of air would stay the same. It requires a pretty large hole to exceed the capacity of these valves.
  309. What about health issues? by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't seem to touch anything about health concerns. This seems to be particularly bad for the frequent flyers and the security people. How much X-Ray radiation are we talking about? What are the effects of exposure on a daily basis?

    Of course, if this is accepted, I don't think anybody has any kind of claim anymore about "gross indecency". Why shouldn't I be allowed to walk buck naked in the street if the security people can see me in my birthday suit? The reason that that concept is as embarassing right now, is that we are conditionned to thinking that being naked in public is wrong. Before this kind of thing becomes acceptable on a widely deployed basis, the social acceptance of nudity has to change. Then it would not be humiliating. Still likely to be unhealty, but not humiliating.

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  310. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    I've sliced myself open crushing cans before. You can twist them into pretty sharp points, or even get the aluminum to tear, and get a nice long sharp edge.

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  311. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jallen02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is my choice to make those areas private. If I don't want you or anyone else seeing those parts that is the end of the discussion as far as I am concerned. This constitutes a violation of your basic human rights. I choose to not let you see this. PERIOD. Who cares what societal norms are. Even if nudity is more or less accepted if I choose to not be nude that is my choice. Its a pretty simple case to me. You could even argue that this violates your fourth amendment rights (unreasonable searches and seizures).

    Jeremy

  312. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by computational+super · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, that's not true - there are lots of undetectable plastic guns. They just shoot plastic bullets, is all.

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  313. How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by circusboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Airlines are private companies, and while they are subject to certain anti-discriminatory rules, no, you don't have the right to cross the atlantic IN THEIR AIRPLANE if they don't want you to. you are completely entitled to cross the atlantic on your own. you can swim, row, whatever, however you may have some difficulties at the far shore with customs and immigration officers of that country.

    you could always start your own airline with different rules...

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    1. Re:How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you could always start your own airline with different rules...

      No I can't. It's the airPORTS that have the security, not the airLINES.

    2. Re:How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sir, the airline doesn't make these rules. They are mandated rules by the Federal government. So, no, another airline could not present with an alternative scenario in which your privacy is not invaded. They all have to do it because a corrupt government says so. As we must repeat incessentantly, lest anyone notice a problem with the statement, after 9/11 everything changed. That's right: Everything. Nothing is the same and so be forced to give up your privacy to travel freely in this country is perfectally acceptable. Pay no attention to the list of rights enumerated on the country's Constitutional document. These are not the droids you are looking for.

    3. Re:How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by Fiver-rah · · Score: 1
      Gosh, this would be a swell argument if it had even an inkling of truth to it.

      If security measures were privately determined, we would have airlines where you stripped naked for all you risk-averse people, and airlines where you could bring your Uzi on board for others. You could choose your airline based on your preference of privacy versus security.

      But you may have heard of these strange things called "federal regulations" which mandate uniform security. Federal rules mean uniformity. And federal rules mean that the U.S. Constitution applies. Airlines don't choose their security rules.

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    4. Re:How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by packetbasher · · Score: 1

      Buzzz....try again. Most airlines are public companies not private companies. Also airlines have common carrier status so they can't be held responsible for what people do on their planes....

      Also as others have already pointed out, security rules are mandated at the federal level and its the airports that conduct the security screenings not the airlines themselves.

    5. Re:How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by circusboy · · Score: 1

      Some thoughts on your thoughts

      As another responder pointed out, most of the security rules are regarding the airport, not the airline. you *can* run an airline where people are allowed to carry guns, you just can't use the normal federally regulated airport, because guns are illegal there.

      Of course the thought of voluntarily getting into a pressurized metal tube at high altitudes with a bunch of knowingly armed and self-righteous people tends to make people think of other airlines. and therefore a commercially bad move. same with stripped naked. ugly would go looking for pretty, who would know better than to show up there.

      federal mandates on planes allow the airlines to discriminate (against people carrying guns, people on the do-not-fly list. for example) federal mandates allow the locking of the cockpit door, it was the pilots union that demanded it. If you congregate in the front of a plane, you are not breaking a federal law, you are breaking an airline rule.

      BUT, that said, let's have a little word about federal regulations/mandates/laws and how they differ.

      federal laws, mandates and regulations are slightly different things. worth checking on. remember the "real-id" act is a *mandate*, there is no requirement for the states to follow this *mandate* simply that the federal government will not recognize that state's ID as legit. they're not "forcing" the states to comply, (those of you who have had credit trouble might recognize this argument.)

      federal safety *regulations*, (OSHA for example) are not there to protect you from something. they are there to make sure there is a well defined line between "my fault" and "your fault" that's all. If I did not wear a hard hat on a constructions site, I would be in violation of OSHA regulations, would I be arrested for it? no. the company I worked for would insist I wore one, because if I wore one they would not be liable in the case of my injury. Federal regulations about airports and airlines are the same. do this and you won't be liable for this kind of problem. If you don't follow these rules, so be it. on your own head be it. It is not against the law just to carry a gun on a plane. But, if the airline allows it, and something goes wrong, (anything, it not even be directly tied to the fact that you have a gun) the airline would be liable for everything. they did not conform to the rules. If the airline follows every rule, and something still goes wrong, they can say "not our fault!" and walk away.

      ----I have conferred with someone here, and I may be mistaken about the status of guns on planes being actual law, but I suspect there are conditions. also, the illegality of guns on planes has to do with interstate commerce laws, oddly enough... so if someone could substantiate this, I will happily retract the bits of the above diatribe that apply to guns.)----

      rules about guns, knive, nailclippers, mean that already the popular misreading of the 2nd amendment doesn't apply, (and a bit of the 4th) and rules about making silly jokes mean that the 1st doesn't apply either. "no gathering at the front of the cabin" rule, that's the 1st again, so, does the constitution apply?

      here are a few links that come up if you google (FAA regulations guns)
      http://www.fletc.gov/artesia/travel.htm
      http://www.akdart.com/gun1.html
      http://www.packing.org/airlines
      http://www.nationalreview.com/kopel/kopel092601.sh tml
      http://forums.officer.com/forums/archive/index.php /t-12995.html
      and of course,
      http://www.nationallampoon.com/nlbs/santa/xmas/faa .asp

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    6. Re:How is crossing the Atlantic a "right?" by Fiver-rah · · Score: 1
      This is so completely wrong I don't even know where to start.

      First: even if this were right, it's totally irrelevant. The government can't violate the constitution through its regulations, either. The government can't, for instance, pass a regulation saying that no blacks can be hired at federally regulated airports. Nor could it forbid people from saying bad things about President Bush on an airline.

      Of course (persistent error #1 in above analysis), constitutional rights are rarely absolutes -- they can be violated if there's a compelling governmental interest. Hence, I don't have the right to falsely yell fire in a crowded theater. And you don't have the right to pretend to hijack a plane for fun.

      Despite this constitutional requirement, federal mandates can discriminate against people (error #2). This is because there is nothing in the constitution that outlaws discrimination. What the constitution says (or at least, how it has been interpreted) is that the federal government can't discriminate against people who are members of a protected class unless they're protecting a compelling government interest. Gun ownership is not a protected class; they only need some rational reason to discriminate against you.

      While I'm at it, I'll clear up the commerce clause/gun thing for you:

      The federal government is a government of enumerated powers. That means, Congress can only pass laws that are on a particular list in the Constitution, and the Supreme Court will overturn federal rules as outside the power of the government if they don't flow from one of the items on the list. There is no power that says "you can regulate guns" but there is a power that says they can regulate commerce, and arguably, the movement of guns and people is commerce.

      However, the presence of something on the list of enumerated powers doesn't mean that they can automatically do it. For instance, interstate commerce would be effected if I said very bad things about beef; the government cannot forbid negative speech about beef. So the Bill of Rights says, "even if you have the enumerated power to do something, you may not do it if it violates one of these rights."

      So, in order to be constitutional, federal gun control legislation must both fall under an enumerated power and not violate the constitution. Commerce clause explains the first; the second, of course, stems from the fact that (a) the second amendment has been emasculated, and (b) remember, constitutional rights aren't absolutes, and so security issues may trump the second amendment.

      Some regulations have only civil penalties, as you point out. But others have criminal penalties, as you will discover if you try to bring a gun onto a plane. See here for instance.

      Furthermore, it's horribly wrong to analogize to OSHA -- OSHA is part of a whole scheme of workman's compensation, which preempts a whole bunch of civil claims. In the case of OSHA, the regulations are tightly linked to liability.

      But not all regulations preempt civil suits. Note that people who had loved ones die in 9/11 still sued airlines who had complied with FAA regulations of that time. It is often true that someone who violates a regulation opens themselves up to liability. The inverse -- that following the regulation saves you from liability -- is often false.

      Take, for instance, drugs that get FDA approval. Fine, according to regulation, but drug manufacturers get sued all the time.

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  314. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

    put quite simply no, you don't. You're using someone else's service - infact, you pay them for it. You could always swim. Your rights end where mine begin, and since I have the right to live, you don't have the right to fly security free. idiot.

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  315. "Seem to be manufacturer-sealed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh.

    Bottle sealing equipment issued by DHS these days?

  316. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Ithika · · Score: 1
    Terrorist T, Vigilantes A and B:
    1. T draws weapon
    2. A spots T drawing weapon
    3. B spots A drawing weapon
    4. A fires on T
    5. B fires on A
    6. Passengers C-S and U-Z all draw weapons
    7. Chaos
    Thank you for flying Loony Airlines, tagline Your right to bear arms is not infringed; you right to a safe and happy life probably will be.
  317. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What I hate the most about traveling is not really the intrusiveness of having my belongings inspected and being groped by airport personel, but the fact that you are treated as a potential suspect by everybody. The second you step into an airport, you are treated as a potential threat.

    It also worries me that they collect so much data from so many people. With these data volumes and the level of human error rates you should expect even with well trained and careful operators, there are bound to be some really bad consequences when faulty data is entered, data gets lost or the analytic models used have errors. Not only does this make it very likely that completely innocent people are wrongfully harassed, but it also makes it more likely that the bad guys slip through the cracks. (Not the least because the staff might be reluctant to harass passengers because I would suspect the systems are designed to err on the "safe side" -- ie. produce more false positives than false negatives).

    It is in our best interest that security measures are implemented. Privacy has become the cost of such extreme mobility because the world has changed. However, playing defense is much harder than playing offense.

    I think that the most important thing the governments of the world need to do is to make sure the data used for securing passenger flights can not be abused

  318. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not your "right" to get on the plane.

    Then I should also have the option of my tax money not being used to bail out the failing airlines.

  319. Airlines in trouble by ag-gvts-inc · · Score: 1

    And people think the airlines are in trouble now. I know my family won't fly if they have to go through one of these things.

    And for the record, this is _NOT_ on the "acceptable security" side for me.

  320. Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It should be up to each airline. Don't like it? Fly their competitor.

  321. don't look now, by circusboy · · Score: 1

    but we are already waaaaay down that slope...

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  322. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by computational+super · · Score: 1
    It is my choice to make those areas private.

    And I, for one, applaud that choice and pray that you stick with it in the future.

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  323. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mmeister · · Score: 1

    Israel actually spends the money to protect each and every flight, since they're actually interested in security, not just the appearance of doing something.

    And you can tell that is true because they don't make a big stink about how "safe" they're making everyone.

    We are all about the "show."

  324. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

    These are people who's only experience with firearms are thru the idiot-box, & are perfectly comfortable with their government making them into good little citizens who have no means of protecting themselves from anything.

    You are the one that appears to be hiding his head in the sand, the only thing you should need protecting from is your government, the other things you want to shoot criminals, terrorists, rabid dogs, it's the government's job to protect you from those.

    The reason you have a right to bear arms is the right to defend yourself from oppressive governments.

    Now do you really think you stand a chance defending yourself from YOUR oppressive government?

  325. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "A rapid depressurization at high altitude in any plane can mean a number of people pass out and die before they have a chance to put on their mask."

    That just means the guy who shot out the window will be charged with murder and locked up. I know several people who think an armed population would be a good thing (I can see both sides and am on the fence). There would be a transient where all the nuts would hurt people and either get themselves killed or locked up. After that, you could rest assured that you are surrounded by well armed security forces (the public). Some states already allow everyone to carry guns, and they don't have random shootings all the time (In fact many have lower crime) why should this be different on a plane? Perhaps I'm not on the fence... But I don't own a gun even though I'm a firm believer in the 2nd amendment.

    When the government and police disarm, then we might think about disarming the people.

  326. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  327. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean the right to carry a concealed weapon on your body that would go through a metal detector without a hitch?

  328. This will be used on non-white people mostly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The racial profiling that is being practised on american and UK airports is apalling. The reluctance of the propoganda mediums like BBC and CNN to accept that it happens is unbelievable. They are all eager to point out towards the human right abuses in far off places in the world so that there masters can invade the country. However when it comes to a gross human-right abuse in their own country thw word is mum.

    I guess most of you concerned by this move need not bother as it will be applied to innocent travellers from asian and african counterie who have come to America on business.

  329. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My 2 year old son gets flagged as a suspect

    Well, of course not picking on your 2 y.o. son with a one way ticket and instead picking on a 20 y.o. man with a one way ticket would be discriminatory. Thank your local ACLU chapter for the treatment your received. Instead of profiling suspicious characters, the screeners have to pick on everyone, even if 2 y.o. or 90 y.o. or they'll be in serious trouble. If they hadn't done picked on your child, they'd have been fired.

  330. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by eth1 · · Score: 1

    "If a large part of the passengers are armed, what is today a bit of loud yelling followed by a pair of handcuffs for the rest of the fligth may easily turn into a gunfight. I consider it likely this would happen dozens of times before you experience the first case where all the guns in the plane actually *benefit* security."

    My solution is not to merely *allow* weapons on planes, but to actively *issue* them to passengers. Just give every passenger over 21 (or whatever) a big nasty 6" knife at the gate. You think 9/11 would have happened if they knew they'd get stuck 5 times the second they threatened anyone? :P

  331. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by cagle_.25 · · Score: 1

    Whoa...what happened on November the 9th? Oh ... you aren't American.

    **retreats in confusion**

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  332. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by squidguy · · Score: 1

    Be careful of what you point out, else DHS might actually start doing routine cavity searches... Israeli security "randomly" administers those to outbound passengers at Ben Gurion. More fun to be had by all!

  333. Only if there's hazard pay by Flower · · Score: 1
    Because you know that even with the possibility of seeing some Brittney Spears clone nekkid it isn't going to remove the thousand of overweight/sagging/liver spotted images of the unwashed masses from your brain.

    I do see a great market for eye transplants in the future....

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  334. forget the tinfoil hat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's time for tinfoil underwear

  335. Not planes, but buildings by edremy · · Score: 1

    Thus, all the screening they have added is NOT for protecting people, but for protecting PLANES. Planes are expensive.

    Umm, while planes are expensive they pale compared to large buildings. 9/11 demonstrated that a large, fully fueled airplane is a hell of a weapon. That's why you need to stop hijackings.

    Still wierded out- A combination of better cockpit security measures like armored dors and more air marshalls would be a better solution than this.

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  336. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by squidguy · · Score: 1

    errr...TSA...whatever!

  337. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about the bullets? hmm? Are they plastic? I agree...this has to be urban legend.

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  338. "Silly Squall, bringing a knife to a gunfight" by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    It's a lot easier to interfere with some Allah uber alles nutcase with a gun if you're packing yourself.
    Even a very bad shot can drop an accountant bum-rushing him in an 18-inch corridor long before the would-be hero gets anywhere near him.

    1. Re:"Silly Squall, bringing a knife to a gunfight" by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Those sittign closest to the (imaginary) hijacker have the best chance of stopping him. Incidentely, at very close range, your hands may prove to be a way more effective means for stopping someone then a gun.

    2. Re:"Silly Squall, bringing a knife to a gunfight" by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I don't argue that at all. And someone reasonably educated in the use of firearms would know that, leave the peice in it's holster, and jump the prick.

      It doesn't help you, though, when the ones who ARE sitting closest to the hypothetical hijacker are invalid, children, or otherwise unwilling/unable to stop him.

  339. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by pan0k · · Score: 1

    Actually, I am worry about the screeners see and somehow get the image of your wife/girlfriend/daughter naked and post them on the internet. Don't underestimate the power of a screener.

  340. Eject Button? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about an eject button for each passenger seat?

  341. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by MikeDX · · Score: 1

    And sadly my mod points ran out! mod parent up!

  342. Civil Disobedience by thenerdgod · · Score: 1

    Simple. Just get some metallic body paint and write "Suck it, Cockfag!!" (or something equally as distasteful) on some clothed part of you. When they complain, complain back about invasion of privacy.

    Eventually people will notice how stupid the technology is.

    1. Re:Civil Disobedience by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      If they X-ray both sides of you, you could write "Urine" on your bladder and "Asshole" on your glutes.

      Ha, ha, get it? Urine Asshole.

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    2. Re:Civil Disobedience by mmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While this would be fun, beware of the police powers that Homeland Security has.

      A TSA Administrator admitted publicly that they put certain names (in this case people that had banned items) in a "secret" database (ie. you don't know what information they're keeping or even if you are in it) for an indefinite period of time.

      They even use "attitude towards screeners" as one of their criteria for fines and entry in the database. Nice!! Disagree!! We'll make your life miserable. Now, who else wants to disagree?

      That will then be used against you in the future (more secondary screenings and who knows what else yet). You'll essentially be black-listed, you know -- unless you rat out your other "commie" friends.

      You liked 50s McCarthy-era right? Because they're back!!

  343. Oh come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's, like, R-rated by your american standards at best.

  344. OT:glock by jeff67 · · Score: 1
  345. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Bombcar · · Score: 1

    If this plane could fly I don't think a few windows missing is going to hurt.

  346. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by bynary · · Score: 1

    Actually, the "metal detectors" installed at airports do not actually detect metal. They detect magnetic substances. Don't believe me? Hold a handful of change in an open palm while going through one. Since none of your coins (at least in the U.S.) are made of magnetic substances, the alarm won't go off. Airport security won't be too happy with you though...

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  347. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by say · · Score: 1

    Good idea! Especially when these police officers fall asleep, and someone steal their gun.

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  348. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, how did you get it into your mind that the only alternative to a strip search, is a pat-down? I'd rather take my chances with just the metal detector.

  349. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by caseydk · · Score: 2, Funny


    Because you could NEVER stick a ceramic knife between your butt cheeks, right?

    This is NOT going to stop someone who is dedicated to wiping out a couple hundred people.

    This is purely for that cute blonde in that line over there...

  350. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    it's the government's job to protect you from those.

    Not in the US (Yes, police ARE government agents. That's why icing one is usually a federal offense)

  351. Time to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dig out my old tinfoil hat and suit :-)

  352. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mwood · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not urban legend, however, is a little knife I saw advertised maybe 30 years ago, made entirely of plastic and glass fiber. The catalog (P&S Sales, a fairly trustworthy outfit) said it would take a shaving-sharp edge as I recall. It was dubbed the "CIA Letter Opener".

    Dunno how you'd detect one of those without X-ray imaging or physical contact.

  353. I had an idea by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Equip every aeroplane with a knockout gas cylinder, containing enough to zonk out everyone on board, including the crew; and a remote control system allowing the plane to be landed from the ground at any airport. The Authorities could then board the plane wearing breathing apparatus, and sort out the terrorists from the civilians while they were still incapacitated.

    Obviously it would have to be made an offence to carry breathing apparatus in the passenger compartment of an aeroplane, but an oxygen tank is pretty hard to conceal anyway.

    Alternatively, just have a self-destruct system and blow the plane clean out of the sky; passengers, crew and all. Just make sure the pieces were small enough not to do much damage to anything they landed on. At least that way, it would be impossible to hijack a plane. A couple of hundred civilian lives are a small price to pay for not letting terrorists get their way.

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    1. Re:I had an idea by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      A couple of hundred civilian lives are a small price to pay for not letting terrorists get their way.

      LOL! you're joking right? I'm sure there's some people out there who actually ARE that afraid of terrorists...unfortunately.

  354. americans are such prudes by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Most bodies are pretty average or downright boring. It would be about exciting as a locker room or beach.

  355. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I want the idiot who modded this "Insightful" to take a "Cruise ship" from Alabama to Montana.

  356. Flash get (sorta) by VxJasonxV · · Score: 1

    Don't the authorities know that all it takes to see through a lot of clothes nowadays is a flash of light?

    Surely they aren't that blind to the media/paparazzi are they?

  357. LOL nice politically correct troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The N th person would mostly turn out to be an inncoent non-white person travelling to the west on businees. I am apalled at the racisism that is practised on the western airports (UK and USA) on the name of security.

    Its basic statistics, surely you understand this. True there may be white hijackers (Although personally I haven't heard of this). But seeing that everyone likes their references...

    http://www.answers.com/topic/aircraft-hijacking

    Other significant hijackings include:

    * 1958 First Cuba to U.S. hijacking
    * 1960 The first US to Cuba hijacking
    * 1968: The first Arab-Israeli hijacking, as three members of Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) hijack an El Al plane to Rome. Diverting to Algiers the negotiations extend over forty days. Both the hijackers and the hostages go free. This was the first and the only successful hijacking of an El Al flight.
    * 1970: As part of the Dawson's Field hijackings, PFLP members attempt to hijack four aircraft simultaneously. They succeed on three and force the planes to fly to the Jordanian desert, where the hijackers blow up the aircraft after releasing most of the hostages. The final hostages are freed in exchange for seven Palestinian prisoners. The fourth attack on an El Al plane by two people including Leila Khalid is foiled by armed gaurds aboard.
    * 1971: D. B. Cooper hijacks Northwest Orient Airlines flight 305 and obtains $200,000 ransom for the release of the plane's passengers. Cooper proceeds to parachute from the rear of the Boeing 727 and is never found.
    * 1976: The Palestinian hijack of Air France Flight 193 airliner is brought to an end at Entebbe Airport, Uganda by Operation Entebbe: Israeli commandos assault the building holding the hijackers and hostages; they kill all the Palestinian hijackers and free 105 mostly Israeli hostages; three passengers and one commando are killed.
    * 1977: A Palestinian hijack of a Lufthansa airliner Landshut during its flight from Palma de Mallorca to Frankfurt is ended in Mogadishu when German commandos storm the plane. Three hijackers are killed and 86 hostages are freed. The hand of German Red Army Faction is suspected. The pilot is killed.
    * 1978: Two Arab guerrillas seized a plane in Cyprus. Egyptian commandos flew in uninvited to try to take the plane. Cypriot troops resisted and 15 Egyptians died in a 45-minute battle.
    * 1981: A Pakistan International Airlines jet is hijacked and taken to Kabul, where one passenger is killed before the plane flies on to Damascus; the hostages are finally released after 13 days when the Pakistani Government agrees to free fifty political prisoners.
    * 1983: Tbilisi hijacking incident
    * 1984: Lebanese Shi'a hijackers divert a Kuwait Airways flight to Tehran. The plane is taken by Iranian security forces.
    * 1985: Lebanese Shi'a hijackers divert TWA Flight 847 from Athens to Beirut with 153 people on board. The stand-off ends after Israel frees 31 Lebanese prisoners.
    * 1985: Palestinians take over EgyptAir Flight 648 and fly it to Malta. All together, 60 people died, most of them when Egyptian commandos stormed the aircraft.
    * 1986: 22 people are killed when Pakistani security forces storm Pan Am Flight 73 at Karachi, carrying 400 passengers and crew after a 16-hour siege.
    * 1990: Hijackers seize a plane from the People's Republic of China which later crashes as it tried to land in Canton killing 128 people.
    * 1994: Four Islamic GIA terrorists seize Air France Flight 8969 plane in Algiers. It is flown to Marseilles where French commandos (GIGN) storm the plane, killing the hijackers. 170 passengers survive.
    * 1996: Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961 crashed into the Indian Ocean near a beach in the Comoros Islands after hijackers refused to allow the pilot to land and refuel the plane. 125 passengers die and 50 survive. This is only the third inci

    1. Re:LOL nice politically correct troll by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Wait a minute. When did we start worrying about hijackers?

      We don't give a flying fuck if someone hijacks a plane and lands it in Cuba or wherever. Everyone gets off and lives happily ever after.

      We care about terrorists hijacking planes to use as weapons, or to just blow up or crash. The hijacking isn't a problem, the problem is 'kill everyone on the plane and some people on the ground'. Otherwise we're care about hijacking about as much as we care about carjacking.

      And while 'terrorists who have done that with planes' is, at the moment, mostly Arabic, it's idiotic to assume that's some sort of rule, because a good half the terrorist attacks on the US have been made by radical Christians or eco-nuts.

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  358. Welcome to Amerika comrade ! by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    Ho ho ho.

    To us Europeans it seems that America is utterly determined to become both more fascist than 1940s Germany and more repressive and intrusive that either communist era Russia or East Germany etc.

    And you still get Americans calling people "Commie" intended as an insult !

    Your leaders truly are insane. The only bad thing is the idiots in the UK government have their heads firmly stuck up the American right wings arse so I guess we can expect the same crap over here too.

    And what will be the result of all these clampdowns ? "Every time we try to impose order we create chaos"...

    Next stop mandatory RFID implants for all humans.

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  359. secretly hide a machine in a public place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you could build one of these machine in a public place, like hide it in an arch or doorway. You could put it in L.A. where celebrities frequent or a college with lots of young women.

  360. uh...what's a nipple? by StarCharter · · Score: 1

    I don't get out much and gain most of my insights through /. What's this "nipple" thing?

  361. Let's take the low-tech approach. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Either force people to travel naked, or to wear spandex.

  362. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
    Which might work for slitting the throat of an already subdued helpless captive if no one else could physically intervene, but is absolutely useless against a horde of passengers armed with Block I fists. Deadly knives need heft and the aluminum wall of a can lacks that. It's the reason you can threaten someone with a broken bottle in a bar fight, but they won't be very afraid of your can of Bud Light, no matter how you twist it.

    After September 11, the concept of using improvised weapons to take over an aircraft is void. The implicit deal was always that if you cooperated, then they'd land the plane somewhere and make demands. Only a raving idiot would believe that now, which is why we need to worry far more about IEDs than box cutters. The next attacks on airliners will be efforts to blow them out of the sky, as that is really the only tactic left to the terrorists now. In fact, even if a hijacker threatened an aircraft with a bomb, it should still be standard protocol to not allow them into the cockpit, but to ask them where they want the plane landed. Turning over control of the plane is signing your own death warrant, period.

    In fact, it would not surprise me that when the hijack alarm is sounded to the ATC that any deviation from the flight plan would result in a Sidewinder up the ass anyway. Nobody is going to chance another controlled flight into a target again.

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  363. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by hey! · · Score: 1

    It is my choice to make those areas private. If I don't want you or anyone else seeing those parts that is the end of the discussion as far as I am concerned.

    OK. I didn't mean to offend you.

    Who cares what societal norms are.

    Well, evidently you do; or at least you care that norms are respected. So do I for that matter, but I was probably not as clear as I could be on my point. It's important to draw distinction between actions that violate social norms, and actions that shift the balance of power between the individual and the state. These are both important issues, but different.

    The problem as I see it is that violations of social norms are by definition manifest; you can't violate a social norm in a way that nobody notices. But the same can't be said about shifting the balance of power between the state and the individual, which can be done in ways that are invisible or to subtle to notice. Therefore violations in norms often provoke a reaction that great relative to their significance, and violation in rights often provoke no reaction at all. In fact, there's nothing like stirring up a good cultural brouhaha to distract people if you want to take their rights away.

    In the end, both norms and effective rights change over time. Changes in norms feel different at first; changes in rights don't. Over the long term, this flips. Norms are generally superficial; power is deeper and more fundamental. Our future selves won't comprehend how we could have worried that somebody was able to see our genitalia when boarding a plane. We'll be equaly at at a loss to explain how we let the government install the first stages of a national biometric tracking system that in time came to track our whereabouts and activites 24x7.

    You could even argue that this violates your fourth amendment rights (unreasonable searches and seizures).

    You could, but you'd be wrong. Context matters. What is reasonable intrusion when boarding a plane is highly unreasonable when applied to random people walking down the street.

    The fact is, we allow officials to search us in the context of boarding a plane, including looking through our luggage, making us walk through a metal detector, and even patting us down. What's more, we even allow them to do this with no prior evidence that they are any more likely to find anything on us, which is pretty extraordinary if you think about it. If they had the resources, they could pat down every single one of us when we're boarding a plane. So it's hard to see how, from a privacy standpoint, this technology is any different; it's worlds different from a modesty standpoint though.

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  364. Safer or not safer? by lcsjk · · Score: 1

    With the ability to observe the hidden parts of people, there will be more attention paid to how big his genitals are, or her nipples or genital area. With the inspector's attention distracted by body parts, I expect that more "risks" will go undetected. We might even be worse off than we are now.

  365. Frequent X-Rays = Death + Cancers + Kylies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they have cranked up the machines to spit out ionising radiation to equalise the control populations cancer rate Vs those coming back from Iraq pissing Du and uranium (and cancers and worse). Those screening doses will be added to the dose you get while flying.

    Why is it, your dentist/doctor/xrayist stand back in a corner behind lead glass before zapping you? Because they know. Kylie may have got hers from one of those NEW airport scanners. Its second nature for a x-ray operator to zap that body.

    Now dumb ass xrayers, goons, and the others who stand in proximity of this machine for 8 hour shifts. Cleverly designed anti-rad features will richochet rays as they bounce off coins, gold fillings, dentalmongerly or titanium hip or knee replacement jobs.

    No wonder they chase off people with radioactivity sensor and buttons, lest the truth get out. Bet they won't have a sign saying what your 'dose' is.
    http://www.rense.com/general41/airporttravelerstog et.htm

    It is quite possible, the extra deaths from cancers because of this screening equipment will exceed the risk of something happening on the plane. So the question is - is it safe for women?

  366. Penis of Mass Destruction by cno3 · · Score: 1

    Ugh. I can't imagine what scenarios will occur when the same people who can't tell a penis from a pipe bomb get an eyefull of the real deal.

  367. could have fun with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a handgun tatooed on your thigh, or a bomb on the small of your back..

  368. *BZZZT* WRONG by rcs1000 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually, only half wrong. But I thought I'd take the opportunity to use my favourite "subject" heading.

    Lets talk British crime rates. Yeah, baby!

    Violent crime has fallen by over a third since 1995. So, since they tightened gun laws violent crime in the UK has *fallen*. (Not risen, fallen.)

    Source: http://www.homeoffice.gov.uk/rds/pdfs04/hosb1004.p df

    Now, I know there are people who don't like the British Crime Survey. But their methodology is simple. Every year they ask 30,000 people "have you or a close friend/relation been the victim of a crime, if so what was it and how many times did it happen?" Essentially, the survey strips out the absurdities of police crime reporting changes. (See http://thelawwestofealingbroadway.blogspot.com/200 5/04/crime-figures.html for details.)

    Now, I'm not claiming that guns cause crime. But the evidence is certainly more mixed people (on either side of the debate) believe. And the main argument, I believe, against letting the populace bear arms is the risk of accidents. (See http://www.kidsandguns.org/study/states_deaths.asp ?National)

    Anyway, just my thoughts,

    Cheers,

    Robert

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    1. Re:*BZZZT* WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote one of your sources:

      The only thing of which I am sure is that nobody knows how much crime there is, or how much crime there was in the old days. If anyone tells you that they do know, you know that you are listening to nonsense.

      Thanks.

  369. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mwood · · Score: 1

    "I think that the most important thing the governments of the world need to do is to make sure the data used for securing passenger flights can not be abused"

    This is where it always falls apart. There is no way to prevent 100% of abuse. Never has been. Never will be.

    What *is* possible is that abusers can be removed from positions where they have abused their power, and otherwise punished if appropriate. There is no possible technology which can prevent a sufficiently determined abuser, but if I can have him fired, even jailed, then abuse should be infrequent, and I don't have to feel helpless (because I'm not).

  370. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Wog · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but the "blade" can be stiffened somewhat by folding it correctly and wrapping the aluminum into multiple layers.

    It's still somewhat fragile, but it would do anything that a boxcutter in a similar situation could.

  371. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jallen02 · · Score: 1

    Heh. Don't worry. The teeming hordes of Slashdot aren't likely to unleash themselves to the unsuspecting public any time soon.

    Jeremy

  372. Will never be allowed in democratic countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, no democratic country will ever allow such blatent violation of people's right to privacy. Such technology will show the clear division between totalitarian regimes, and countries that respect people's basic human rights.

  373. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    However, we allow people to frisk us when we go on a plane. How is this better than letting somebody look at us?

    Because one is a 1-on-1 experience, the other is a 1-and-everyone-in-the-area experience. I have stood and stared at the screens showing X-Rays of people's luggage (there _were_ signs that said I wasn't supposed to look, but I did anyway - I was in a long security line). I'm sure this "nude cam" would attract even more gawking, and I'm also sure that some enterprising airport screeners (who are paid REALLY poorly) will, rather quickly, get the bright idea to attach a VCR to the monitor.

    The article won't load, but I'm sure (I hope, anyway) that there are some plans to prevent these sort of abuses, but still - those are the reasons why many people are against this.

  374. What's the problem? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Done properly, where the viewer is in a remote location (unlike current X-Ray gates), I have no problem with this. Hit a button when you see paraphenelia. What's the big deal? The screener will have no idea who they're looking at. Look, I'm the last person who's going to walk around naked -- I'd like to maintain a bit of self respect/esteem -- but this isn't exactly prancing around in front of a crowd, or showing up at school and realizing you forgot to wear pants. The alternatives involve pat-downs, which they already do, and personally I'd much rather be felt up by RF than Rent-a-Cops.

    If it weren't a form of sexual discrimination, I'd say just staff them with 100% women. Most women would feel less threatened, and most men won't care.

  375. Blowback by Odinson · · Score: 1
    Man holds up airport to steal "porn" xray machine for personal use.

    Film at 11.

  376. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by bynary · · Score: 1

    I agree in terms that this would violate our right to privacy. However, this is something that is already commonly done by your peeping toms.

    So that means because voyeurs do it, our government can too? I'm not following that logic. Our current "security" systems in place for passenger screening, immigrant tracking, and ID verification are not protecting anyone from another terrorist attack. How much more difficult is it to forge five documents as opposed to two? Not much. It might just cost a little more. How secure are biometric scanners (thumb, iris, voice)? Not very.

    There are so many breakpoints in the "security" systems that the systems themselves are laughable. How hard would it be to bribe a security screener with a several thousand dollars to let someone get through a little easier? How difficult is it really to get a muslim extremist (especially a white, middle-aged one) hired at an airport and start working the plan from the inside?

    I honestly believe that we're just making it harder for honest Americans to go about their normal lives.

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  377. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by snorklewacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Typical neocon bullshit ... hell, it's not even neocon, it's right out of the reagan playbook.

    "Look, I have to abridge everyone's rights, the ACLU made me do it. So strip, grandma, so we can all be safe."

    You're either a cretinous Fox News slave or you're knowingly mendacious. Either way, fuck you. I've become a permanent member of the ACLU along with other whining pansies like Bob Barr and Dick Armey.

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  378. [OT] Re:Plenty of other modes of transportation by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. Somehow all the dots, slashes etc disappeared.
    Thanks for fixing anyway...

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  379. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mwood · · Score: 1

    I too would like to see how effective various measures are, but notice that if they are working well the number of terrorists caught recently should be zero, because nobody with hostile intent would dare try to pass the procedures.

    I accept your story, but here's another. We arrived at the airport with the recommended 90min. lead time. There were maybe eight people in line at the screening station -- we were through in two minutes with no flashing lights or physical inspections. We sat in the departure lounge for 80 minutes until boarding time, showed our boarding passes, got on the plane, and were taken to our destination without incident. Same story on the return flight. It does happen.

  380. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And violent crime in general is up WAY more than that 2%.

    Curious, isn't it? It had been on a downward trend for twenty years before now.

  381. All Congressman should be required to go through i by mmeister · · Score: 1

    While they may pick people at random, I think All Representatives and Senators should be REQUIRED to go through these devices.

    Let's see how they feel being exposed every time they go on a trip. It's the least they could do if they claim to be representing us.

    I wish the President and this immediate family would be forced to endure this. Of course, he gets his own private plane, so he is totally isolated from this (and given that most Ex-Presidents fly private, will never be exposed to this)

    Sadly, until the Congress is forced to give up their own freedoms, they'll do nothing.

  382. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    This is purely for that cute blonde in that line over there...

    That should at least help screener recruitment efforts...heh heh.

  383. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

    I personally think that Airsoft tournaments on airplanes would be really fun! Flights wouldn't be so boring then, anyhow.

  384. Impact on transgendered people. by Caspian · · Score: 1

    This is going to be absolute HELL for transgendered people. Any transgendered person will be immediately spotted, and perhaps even arrested (they will be seen as "men wearing womens' clothing").

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  385. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by cat6509 · · Score: 1

    "...It happens *often* that some passenger drinks too much / ha..." Just as a point of FYI... this is why Pilots are prohibited from allowing anyone under the influence of any drug (excpet under medical care and supervision) from boarding an aircraft. look here for an example and an excerpt from the FAR (Federal Aviation Regulations) http://asrs.arc.nasa.gov/callback_issues/cb_261.ht m

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  386. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Hit glass and the glass will shatter and suck everything out of it.

    I'm happy to inform you that you're dead wrong. Windows have broken on planes. It causes rapid depressurization, the air masks drop, everyone's eardrums take a beating... and that's it. Someone simply drops the window cover (actually they require them all to be dropped at that point), and it's plenty adequate.

    There's a lot of difference between the cockpit and a passenger window.

    It's entirely possible that a show like "Seconds from Disaster" might blow things out of proportion just a wee bit? You use this as a credible source? Unbelievable...

  387. Strip! by David's+Boy+Toy · · Score: 1

    I think it would be alot more fun if they just stripped everyone naked before passing through security. You get your cloths back at the final destination, oops we lost your cloths...
    We could add a third class section to airplanes the naked orgy cuddle pile section. If your going to get naked with strangers you might as well enjoy yourself. Instead of seatbelts, assorted leather restraints would be provided to insure passenger safety in turbulent weather. These would be fitted by a leather clad steward or stewardess (preference marked when you purchase your ticket).

  388. Deepak Chopra ?!? by digithead · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    "One maker of backscatters is Rapiscan Security Products, a unit of OSI Systems. "Since the Russian plane tragedy, which is suspected due to suicide bombers, the interest has heightened for these needs, especially for the body scanner," Deepak Chopra, the chief executive of OSI Systems, recently told analysts."

    Wow, I guess that self help thing didn't pan out for him.

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    1. Re:Deepak Chopra ?!? by mmeister · · Score: 1

      Same name, different guy -- I looked it up. Although if I were Mr. Chopra (Self Help) I'd see if I could find a way to sue him -- that IS the American way!!

  389. Re:I'd expect proper use of aprostrophe's by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

    There was something with attacking the format of a message when not having a valid argument to attack the content..

  390. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Intron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait til Paris Hilton has to fly someplace and her pix show up on the front page of the tabloids. She'll be getting frequent flyer miles to get the free publicity.

    So is it going to be separate male-female lines? And will the women's line always be longer?

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  391. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    It's not your "right" to get on the plane. It's very simple.

    It's not my right to get on a plane, but getting on a plane doesn't mean that I surrender any of my rights. And it's not the "right" of the government to make me show an agent of the state my genitals before boarding a plane.

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  392. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by karnal · · Score: 1

    it imploded out

    How does something "implode out"? :)

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  393. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Grab · · Score: 1

    Sucked out the hole, no. But everyone on that plane will die, bcos the plane will depressurise. The ones who survive total instant depressurisation at 60k feet (and plenty won't) will die on impact, bcos no-one's flying the plane.

    Grab.

  394. Already been rolled out in the UK by Deaths+Hand · · Score: 0

    This things have already been installed at Heathrow Airport in London, U.K.

    I was randomly selected to go through one when I was flying from Terminal 4 back in October 2004. The guy who was operating it, even showed me the images that it produced of my body. It was quite impressive the image that it produced.

    The upside of using it was that I got to queue jump the queue for the regular metal detector, so could get to the duty free area (and hence the pub) quicker.

  395. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They only stuck a finger up you?

    When they did me, I told the guy his wedding ring was hurting me - he replied "That's not a ring, that's my watch."

  396. Re:Details & sample images of 5-year-OLD techn by Ripley29 · · Score: 1

    My God.. The implications of this would be 911 times a thousand!

    This would be, like, 911,000!

    ;)

  397. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by msblack · · Score: 1

    The federal government's own studies show that air travel is no safer after homeland security took over passenger and luggage screening. Federal agents perform just as poorly as their prior airline counterparts, missing just as many weapons. This all the while with much meightened sensitivity and screening procedures. For $38,000,000,000 we get federal take-over of airport security, a jelly bean color of the day, increased delays and annoyances at the airport and exactly how has life improved just one iota?

    These full-body scanning systems are called X-ray machines. I wonder how much will be the increase in cancer risk for air travelers?

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  398. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by eljasbo · · Score: 1

    So are you saying prison should be a pleasant experience? Of course it should be unpleasant. It is prison. It needs to be a deterrent to not do crime. What deterrent is there to getting hot meals, medical treatment, satellite tv, playstations, and fully equiped gyms? Make people plow fields or bust rocks like they used to so people actually don't want to go to prison. Criminals have more rights now than the victims, and it is ludicris. Prisoners should have NO rights as far as i am concerned, and torture is quite suitable in many cases in my mind. Definitely not satellite tv.

  399. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by loonicks · · Score: 1

    Have you actually seen hollow metal support frames on suitcases? And what is your point about shoes?

  400. The press will love this by rcw-work · · Score: 1
    I'm also sure that some enterprising airport screeners (who are paid REALLY poorly) will, rather quickly, get the bright idea to attach a VCR to the monitor.

    And what happens when the airport screener's buddy gets the bright idea to put the pictures/videos on the Internet and the press discovers it?

    That's definately a question of when, not if.

  401. Capitalism at it's finest by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    Well it would seem the US government is finally turning on it's own. Rather than face the problem they come up with some scatterbrained scheme to further enslave it's citizens.

    I am anxious to see what type of impact this has on airtransit.

    Anyone have stock in the rail or buses? It may be time to pull your money from the airline industry and invest it in other means of transportation.

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  402. There are ways to lock the pilots IN by crovira · · Score: 1

    so that they can't open the door.

    In fact, why even have a door?

    It would be worth it to extend the cabin, slap in a port-a-potty and be done with the cabin access all together.

    9/11 was a possibility since the '60s (Remember the pictures of the hijackers at the cockpit window? That's how long we've been absolute morons about this.) It wont stop either until the airline industry wakes up.

    I can predict with absoute certainty that a big ol' AirBus loaded with people, luggaqge and fuel will get crashed into the Vatican. Why? Because they can.

    They're Muslin extremists. This would be a chance to strike at the heart of Christendom, and its a soft target surrounded by civilian infrastructure. Even if they fuck up and take out the wrong hill, they still 'win.' As such this is an event waiting to take place.

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    1. Re:There are ways to lock the pilots IN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      They're Muslin extremists. This would be a chance to strike at the heart of Christendom, and its a soft target surrounded by civilian infrastructure. Even if they fuck up and take out the wrong hill, they still 'win.' As such this is an event waiting to take place.


      You are naive and ignorant. Muslim extremists are a political sect, first and foremost.
      And anyway, the Catholic church is not the heart of Christendom..... you might want to read about this guy named Martin Luther.. Even if you argue that the Catholic church represents the single largest and most powerful Church in the world and significant portion of the "Christian" world... and more importantly the Western world is decidedly NOT Catholic, if not anti-Catholic.
      The Vatican is simply not a terribly exciting target. Look at the "enemy," it is the WASP North America and Jews.
      If anything, the Catholic nations are "friends" because they provide economic support through expatriate jobs, or at least resistance to US political decisions (France, Germany)..
      The Muslim fundy leaders are not idiots.. They know full well that if anything the US is somewhat anti-Catholic.
      There are much bigger political fish to fry than the Catholic Church.

  403. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by itchy92 · · Score: 1

    But they could protect us, if they'd just stop pissing off every other country in the world.

    Look, when you call a peoples "barbaric and backwards" (to say nothing of a history of imperialism and crippling foreign economic policy), you're going to rattle some proverbial beehives. This whole "us and them" mentality that's emerged in the U.S. is frightening; this dehumanization of our enemies and its acceptance by our citizens is downright terrifying.

    It reminds me of the .sig I've seen floating around here about XML and violence; that has honestly become our mantra... "fight the possible threat of violence with more preemptive violence".

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  404. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by borud · · Score: 1
    I was a bit unclear. I was talking about intent, not physical prevention of abuse taking place. What I want is that the intent of data collection is published and then followed up and that abuse of data is punishable. As much information as possible (from a security point of view) on how the data is handled should be available.

    For instance, I have no idea what the data gathered by the INS employees at airports is used for and who gets access to it. I know nothing about what analysis it is used in, I have no way of making sure it is correct and I have no way of knowing what procedures are in place to prevent unathorized access or proper deletion (or pruning) when the data is no longer needed.

    Since it is largely undefined what happens to these data we can't even say what constitutes abuse. It can easily be argued that no action sanctioned by a government official represents abuse. Including handing the records over to other countries' governments as part of some unrelated agenda.

  405. My new craft project by lupinstel · · Score: 0

    I am going to cut letters out of tin foil and arrange them on my chest so when they x-ray me it will say "If you can read this, you must be pretty grossed out".

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  406. Charters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are the security reqs different for private planes? Why couldn't someone start an airline that had membership type customers that are pre-screened so they don't have to jump through hoops every time they fly?

  407. Get with the program... by colin_n · · Score: 1

    I reported this on my crappy blog on May 24th.ahref=http://www.pintmaster.com/wordpress/200 50524/airport-screeners-could-get-x-rated-x-ray-vi ews/http://www.pintmaster.com/wordpress/20050524/a irport-screeners-could-get-x-rated-x-ray-views/>

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  408. X-ray-invisible knife by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    ... hello? Has anybody read Snow crash? Glass knives! I tell you, they are transparent in more ways than one.

    1. Re:X-ray-invisible knife by eyegone · · Score: 1


      Actually, I read that some of the best cooking knives in the world are actually made of high-tech ceramics.

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    2. Re:X-ray-invisible knife by mwood · · Score: 1

      Glass is only invisible when submerged in a medium of the same refractive index. I've seen glass bottles show up clearly on X-ray.

  409. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Cromac · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Look, I've already been subjected to the security gropefest a couple times. I'd take the X-ray *any* day over that. In my mind, this is a restoration of some of my rights ... I don't have to worry about being fondled.

    I'm sure most people would. It's not like they're going to X-Ray only the people who would have been strip searched though, they're doing it to everyone. Maybe if they only did this to people who failed at the metal detector and/or did something else to spook security then they would be subjected to the X-Ray people might have fewer problems with it.

  410. "walk or take the bus" by crovira · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, GM and General Tire took those choices away from you in the nineteen fifties.

    Tearing up all of the tracks, the hundreds, the thousands of miles of tracks, was the WORST thing that ever happened to America.

    Its brought us to this impasse.

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    1. Re:"walk or take the bus" by gatzke · · Score: 1


      I guess you mean take the bus around town.

      http://www.answers.com/topic/general-motors-street car-conspiracy

      I really meant greyhound from point to point. Local public transis stinks in the US due to sprawl. We have a local bus system, but nobody uses it. NYC and Boston are about the only real public transit systems that sorta work in the US that I know of.

      Last time I checked, bus and train did not require ID to travel, but that was pre 9/11. You could move anonymously across the US without ID using cash.

      I once took a 4 hour greyhound. You meed some scary people. People that want to be rather anonymous, or people with limited $ that have to travel, or crazy people that don't fly. Take your pick, everyone there was scary.

    2. Re:"walk or take the bus" by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      NYC and Boston are about the only real public transit systems that sorta work in the US that I know of.

      Uh, CHICAGO? And San Fran?

  411. In general an erect penis is required for X rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi -

    People often overuse the phrase "X rated" Generally speaking, you need an erect penis for an X rating. Simple nudity, bad language, or even simulated sex don't usually get an X rating.

    TWR

  412. Trust them? Like the luggage guys? by ayeco · · Score: 1

    Sure, it looks pretty naked, but we can trust them with that! RIGHT??? You mean like we can trust the luggage checkers to not steal stuff?

  413. Moronic example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a completely ignorant example. You can't violate someone's property right in order to justify your uninhibited travel.

  414. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by doublem · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention that. The article specifically describes a scenario where an overweight passenger could hide a bomb in folds of flab.

    The scanners are designed not to penetrate the skin for "safety" concerns.

    So noting is stopping it. It just means all the overweight people will probably be flagged and pulled aside for a "random" body cavity search.

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  415. Why not ask everyone to get naked in airport then? by jmony · · Score: 1

    It would cost less and bring the same result... Ask people to undress, put the clothes on the tray and then dress again after the scan.

    Low cost and... less X-ray radiations!

  416. U.S. Constititution 102 (advanced version) by Fiver-rah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have the right to enter into contracts as you see fit, as an adult, but not into contracts that violate any of your rights... you can't sell yourself into slavery. This is, um, how to say this ....? I think the words "totally false" come into mind. Some rights are waivable. For instance, I have the right to a jury trial if I am accused of a crime. I can, however, plea bargain with the prosecutor and give up my right to a jury trial in exchange for a charge of a lesser offense. This happens all the time. I have the right for police officers not to search me without probable cause. I can, of course, consent to a search for which there is probable cause. I have the right to a jury trial in certain courts and certain jurisdictions for many civil actions; I can waive those rights (in many states) by signing a contract that requires that disputes be arbitrated. Now, some things -- like your status as a free person -- are not waivable. Those rights are very few and far between. Most personal rights, however, are very waivable. Including the one about people looking at your buttocks. Yes, folks, you heard it here first: a porn star's employment contract is enforceable, despite the U.S. Constitution! The real reason the contract argument is drop-dead stupid is that there is no contract that requires me to subject myself to an invasive search. Take a look at the conditions of carriage -- see anything there saying they can see me naked? I didn't think so. It's a federal regulation, not a contract. And that's why the privacy argument matters.

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  417. What a self-centered view, Doug by wurp · · Score: 1

    The problem is not for you, or me. The problem is my sister, who is very pretty, getting followed and harassed by cops. The problem is that guy who mouthed off to some cop and pissed him off, who now gets followed around and booked for violations that everyone does all the time, but are selectively enforced. (Do you drive the speed limit all the time? Always use signals? Stop completely at all stop signs?)

    But, really, your ethos is just wrong. It doesn't matter whether I can give examples of how it harms someone for the police to gain the ability to search and track us without due process. There is always a way it will be abused, whether some guy involved in a lame slashdot conversation can think of it or not. The framers of the constitution gave us a fourth amendment for a reason.

    The situation is exactly the opposite of what it should be... as the government gets more power, we need more transparency into what govt officials do; they don't need more transparency into what we do.

    Terrorism, blah blah blah. The attitude that we have the moral mandate to peek on what everyone's doing and control it is what motivates the terrorists. (I am not by any means justifying terrorism; I'm being practical about what to do about it.) Ratcheting up imaginary security is a paranoid and counterproductive response. There are real things we can do to increase security, and I think we're doing some of them, but most things we do increase the illusion of security for people who haven't really thought about it. And really, what is the impact of terrorism? Smallpox and nuclear bombs are something to be worried about. Plastic explosives aren't going to kill enough people often enough to be worth worrying about. Buckle your seatbelt and exercise for 30 minutes every day if you are worried about your health and longevity. Lobby for your government to dismantle nuclear weapons, put radiation detectors on all of the ways in & out of the country, stockpile smallpox vaccine, and stop biological weapons research wherever possible.

    Just don't promote x-raying travellers and putting cameras that only cops can use all over our city streets. (Public cameras that are available to all I have no beef with, mostly because in the long run it's unavoidable.)

    1. Re:What a self-centered view, Doug by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1
      There is always a way it will be abused, whether some guy involved in a lame slashdot conversation can think of it or not.

      It's not that I can't think of abuses to such a system. It's that I firmly believe that such an all-encompassing system will not be built. It would cost too much, and be too big of a project to complete, and would require too much manpower no matter the level of automation you think can be built into it.

      Also, selective harassment already is a huge problem, we don't need to envision Orwellian futures to worry about that. Who hasn't heard a comedian joke about being pulled over for "driving while black"? Cops already have power trips, hot chicks already get stalked... these are certainly issues. We absolutely need recourse to take to task those who abuse any system of power; we must have the ability to watch the watchers.

      All that aside, the fantasy database that tracks everybody all the time is just that: fantasy. And it will remain so. It's just not going to happen. That's the only point I'm really trying to make, here.

      Doug

  418. Not quite new to slashdot tech by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

    Terahertz imaging has been covered here on /. before many times. Nothing like a FUD article to resurrect an old topic.

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  419. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by doublem · · Score: 1

    Remember, Big Brother is watching you for your own good!

    Turning off your a Homeland Security Scanner is in and of itself a terrorist act.

    Remember to always have your RealID with you. Individuals traveling without appropriate identification will be detained for questioning.

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  420. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

    Or water.

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  421. off topic but about the airport screening by clipsmeyer · · Score: 1

    Has anyone noticed that the TSA people that operate the x-ray machine are not wearing radiation safety badges? I just was thinking about this since they have started the large machines for all baggage. I know the direction of the x-ray beam is downward, and the machines supposidly have some shielding, but you would think OSHA would require them to have their exposure measured and tracked

  422. I completely agree. by crovira · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now where can I get the 'flyer list' and cross out the names of all the ugly, fat people.

    I think that we should demand the right to fly naked and get speeded up to the front of any security check point.

    If the religious establishment objects, they can just hold their ankles to get inspected for 'security.'

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  423. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by operagost · · Score: 1

    Ice.

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  424. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mwood · · Score: 1

    I'd say that even 20 UNarmed people would be able to reduce a bad guy to bloody shreds.

  425. Freedom is risk by Brass+Cannon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Freedom is risk. It's that simple.

    We should not be so afraid of risk that we are willing to give up freedom and privacy. We put up with greater risks every day and don't take such extreme precautions. We drive down the street in 2 ton weapons within feet of people we don't know. We go to work in buildings with hundreds of people we don't know. Risk is all around us. As a matter of fact, the entire US system of government is based on increased risk in favor of freedom.

    Don't believe me?

    A simple example is the basic idea that a person innocent until proven guilty. That assumption assures that more guilty people will go free than innocent people will go to jail. We, as a society agree we are willing to walk among dangerous criminals so that we do not endanger the freedom of individuals. Why is this any different? What are my chances of being involved in an attack on a plane? How much will this reduce that risk? Is it worth the loss in personal dignity? Wait till airport X ray photos end up on some fetish internet site. I say it's not worth it.

    The whole risk for freedom idea also implies that we all share responsibility for our own safety and that of others. The people on the 9-11 flight that crashed in PA were right. They took matters into their own hands and did not rely on a protecting government, which is incapable of helping anyway, to save them. Their death, though completely tragic, was a victory & a wake up call. I can't say for sure how I would have acted before 911 but I am sure now.

    The passengers on the other flights were told to stay calm and all would be OK. The thought being that they would be released by their captors or that they would be rescued. Both assumptions put the responsibility of their personal safety in someone else's hands.

    Both are wrong.

    1. Re:Freedom is risk by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Exactly. We have become a risk-averse society, willing to be sheep so long as the wolves go eat someone else.

      Well, not me. I'd be the one eyeing that nice hefty carry-on bag in the overhead rack, and calculating the swing to the backside of a passing terrorist's skull.

      I've trotted this story out here a few times before, but it bears repeating:

      One of the "live killer games" that used to be played at SF cons was based on Logan's Run: Two guys with dart guns were "Sandmen". Everyone else were "runners". Any touch from a dart kills a runner. Sandmen can only be killed by putting a hand flat on their costume's chest panel. Last man standing determines the winning side.

      When the game starts, all the "runners" scattered like panicked sheep, and the sandmen followed at their leisure, secure in their eventual triumph. It was evident to me that 1) tho 4 or 5 of us would get killed in the process, a swarm of runners WOULD take down a sandman, and 2) if either sandman survived, sooner or later ALL the runners would be killed. So I tried to get other runners to cooperate in targeting the sandmen -- with zero success. Everyone was too busy saving their own hide.

      Later on we reversed the roles, and suddenly the two guys who'd been so aggressive as Sandmen were running like scared rabbits, with the former runners in hot pursuit.

      Yeah, it's just a game, but goes to show how most people react in a predator/prey situation.

      Me, I'm a predator. Overall it's not as safe as being a sheep, but it sure beats spending your life in fear that the next wolf might pick YOU for dinner.

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  426. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think someone that is willikng to die for there cause gives a shit about the chance he might get stabbed to death in the attempt?

  427. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Tassach · · Score: 1
    In a close-quarters engagement like you'd find on an aircraft, I'd personally rather have a good knife, or even a tactical baton or cane, rather than a handgun.

    Hitting someone with a handgun, when they're within grappling distance of you and trying to kill you, is A LOT harder than you might think. Even trained police officers have been known to empty an entire magazine and miss with every shot in that kind of engagement.

    Furthermore, contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, getting shot with a handgun isn't always instantly incapacitating -- you need fairly precice shot placement with a large-calibre round to do that, and even then it's iffy. Real-world statistics show that even the MOST EFFECTIVE handgun rounds only have about an 85% chance of getting a single-shot kill with a center-of-mass hit; most calibres are much worse -- 50% or less. Keep in mind that someone who's been fatally shot can still gut you like a fish before they bleed out.

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  428. Airports a "right?" by BTWR · · Score: 1
    Airport travel is not a "right" in this country. It is a privilege. The constitution does not guarantee every American the right to "free speech, freedom of religion and free travel."

    If we had intrusive x-ray screening for VOTING, then that would be an infringement (there is nothing, technically, that should make you lose your Right to voting simply because you have a conceiled weapon). But if you want to use the air transportation system, you have to play by their rules. If you want to buy a co-op apartment in new york city, you have to play by the co-op board's rules. Want to join a country club? They can deny you for whatever reason is necessary.

    Don't like it? Too bad.

  429. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puddle of water before you even get through the line.

  430. No, it is not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order for a picture to be pornography, it must show the subject having some kind of sexual behaviour. A photo of a naked old woman is not "geriatric pornography" for example.

  431. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by JeremyGL · · Score: 1

    When a government is willing to imprison an innocent man for defending himself from criminals, you should certainly expect a jump in crime.

    ITYM when a jury is willing to imprison someone for shooting a criminal in the back.

    Tony Martin was convicted by a jury of his peers because he shot someone when that person presented no threat to him(he was running away). If he had shot both burglars when they broke into his house or while they were in his house, the chances are that he would have walked free or never even been arrested.

    Whilst I have every sympathy for those householders who are persecuted by burglars as far as I am concerned killing someone who has failed to steal from me and is now running away as fast as they can is not the right thing to do. A warning shot over the head and comments along the lines of "come back here and I'll blow your head off" is a much better response.

    Jeremy

  432. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by not-enough-info · · Score: 1
    the disadvantage is screeners seeing your wife/girlfriend/daughter naked...
    ...bald and grey. MMM, SEXY! Because everyone loves the metal-mario look.

    I have an idea, lets prosecute all Doctors for being perverts! And no, the technology won't give us good-looking images anytime in the foreseable future.
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  433. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by kerrbear · · Score: 1

    This is purely for that cute blonde in that line over there...

    I'm thinking the amount of titillation produced by viewing cute blonds will be more than offset by having to view fat old people. "Eeeewww!"

  434. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by magarity · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're either a cretinous Fox News slave or you're knowingly mendacious. Either way, fuck you

    What did I do to get this kind of language??? From ACLU's own website: The American Civil Liberties Union today told a House subcommittee that airline passenger profiling would be a dangerously ineffective, invasive and potentially discriminatory practice

    The grandparent post was about a 2 year old getting searched in the name of being fair to everyone and I pointed out that it would be discriminatory and the ACLU would be all over them if they picked only on suspicious characters. Are you seriously telling me that the ACLU would be in favor of not screening small children but only suspicious characters??? How do you reconcile your claim with their own news release say that profiling better not be used because it might discriminate??? It's all very fine if you want to support searching small children in the name of being fair, but don't blast me if I agree with the grandparent that it's silly to do so.

  435. To Steve Elson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I have a beautiful 29-year-old daughter and a beautiful wife, and I don't want some screeners to be looking at them through their clothes, plain and simple,"

    Yeaha, yeaha, yeaha. What's your phone number at home?

  436. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by tombeard · · Score: 1

    Ya know, that isn't a security risk if you dont intend to use it.

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  437. It will not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A picture of a naked boy/girl standing in front of an X-ray scanner is *not* pornography. That is why arts such as cinema are allowed to show a naked boy or girl and not be banned. See "The empire of the senses" or "Novechento" for examples of such films.

    See my reply to the grandparent post. It must have some kind of sexual content to be considered pornography.

    1. Re:It will not by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      A picture of a naked boy/girl standing in front of an X-ray scanner is *not* pornography.

      The last time I read the laws, pornography was defined as lewd or indecent material as determined by the "standards of the community" in which the material is presented. This ambiguity has lead to a great deal of trouble in the past. In any case I'm sure their are plenty of local and state laws banning "child pornography" I know in my city there is a law banning even digitally created representations of nude children without the review and approval of a local commission. I certainly don't claim to be an authority on the law and it probably does not matter for the most part since 90% of laws are only applied when the police or someone with pull wants them enforced which is unlikely in this case.

    2. Re:It will not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pornography is always a subjective matter. What is obscene to some, others see as pornographic. What is pornographic to some, others see as erotic. What is erotic to some, others see as art.

      Do you think topless women pornographic? You see them a lot in cinemas, or even in European TVs, in prime time. You see them live on beaches. And yet, there are voyeuristic sites showing topless women in private or in public that are sold as "adult material". Nudity is only a factor, sexual poses is another, but yet equally important is the frame of mind of the viewer. I don't think much of the love scene in "Shakespeare in Love" most of the time, but when I am in the mood, Gwyneth's boobs look especially delicious.

      A naked kid standing in front of an X-ray to *you*, but to a paedophile, it could be heaven.

  438. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by operagost · · Score: 1
    How difficult is it really to get a muslim extremist (especially a white, middle-aged one) hired at an airport and start working the plan from the inside?
    Let's face it -- white muslim "extremists" only exist on TV. Read Michael Smerconish's "Flying Blind."
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  439. A.G. Russell sells them by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A.G. Russell sells them. Years ago, you could get the "regular" fiber ones, but in past years, the CIA or some such agency encouraged the manufacturer to add a few metallic fibers--just enough to set off a metal detector. They mentioned this in their catalogs a few years back; the note was removed in later issues.

    Here's a quote from their site:
    "Due to new federal regulations, it is a felony offense to carry the CIA Letter Opener into an airport.

    After about five years, we have revived the CIA Letter Opener. Designed in the mid-1970's, it was based on the A. G. Russell(TM) all steel Sting 1A and has been one of our most popular items of all time. This is the world's toughest letter opener. Made of fiberglass reinforced nylon, it weighs less than one ounce, but with the reinforcing ridges and blood groove to stiffen the blade, it can literally be hammered through a board. The uses are limited only by your imagination; self-defense to tent stakes. Measures 6-1/2" and weighs only 0.8 oz. Made in the U. S. A."

    1. Re:A.G. Russell sells them by mwood · · Score: 1

      I *thought* so. I've seen photos of this knife driven through a thick slab of plywood. The tip appeared undamaged.

      I wanted to mention this before, but then thought that maybe I had it confused with that Bic pen ad. where they shot a pen through a board and the remains still wrote.

    2. Re:A.G. Russell sells them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ones I've seen in person had a small pilot hole drilled in the wood first, then the letter opener was hammered in. This was back in the mid 80's

  440. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    . The odds passengers being killed by a vigilante is way lower than being killed by a terrorist.

    WTF? Can you imagine how many people would have died and planes crashed in the last three years if passengers were armed? Every time a swarthy passenger sneezed or yawned and stretched he'd have a dozen guns cocked and pointing at him. And are you going to prevent Americans of Arab descent from carrying guns? Then what happens when some redneck spots him and decides to preempt? Not to mention what would happen 12 hours into a flight when the vigilantes have had way too much booze.

    How about the fact that no American airlines have been hijacked since 9/11? The only threat I can think of was from the infamous idiotic shoe bomber, and no guns were necessary to subdue him.

    If you want to make planes hijack proof, fortify the cockpit. If the terrorist has a bomb, he can set it off whatever you do (if he remembers to bring a fuse).

    I'd say that's considerably less if it's a matter of a stray bullet launched by you imaginarily clumsy vigilante.

    I am REALLY glad this is all just a fantasy. My blood runs cold at the thought of people like you armed on an aircraft. (Or anywhere, but that's another discussion.)

  441. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by operagost · · Score: 0, Troll

    Your post is what's bullshit! Organizations like the ACLU and NAACP _are_ the problem. They're the ones that enforce PC to the point that profiling is impossible. We have to stop scumbags from bringing weapons onto planes. If we can't focus on the most likely possibilities (arab males between 18 and 50) then we can only focus on things like one-way tickets.

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  442. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Of course, in your world we use bulletproof windows in all airplanes. Transparent aluminum no doubt.
    Instead of pulling "facts" out of your ass, why don't you actually watch some WWII combat footage of B-17's making it back to base after being shot to hell with ANTI-AIRCRAFT CANNONS. If a 1940's vintage plane could land safely with HALF A WING blown off and the fusilage looking like a piece of swiss cheese, what makes you think that a couple of rounds from a handgun can take one down a modern aircraft? Modern airliners are A LOT more survivable than WWII bombers were -- they're built with better materals and have more redundancy than their predecessors.

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  443. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by dusik · · Score: 1

    sharok,

    I'm afraid this issue comes up every time a statistical assertion is made comparing averages, and not extremes.

    Look, if we found some miraculous way of cutting off a person's leg in exchange for making the other one indestructible, and a bill requiring all people to undergo such a procedure didn't go through (an outcome which 99.999% of people would agree with), the people who thereafter lose both legs in an accident will STILL COMPLAIN!

    Sorry about the unrealistic argument, but it's really quite congruent to the parent post.

  444. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by monkeydo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    And in spite of that fact, moron hoplophobic murderer Teddy Kennedy continues to insist that these non-existent terrors be banned. Jack would be so proud.

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  445. Screening does not create security by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    When the people who are causing the mass murders in your public transport networks have a basic organizational framework but have not yet reached the level of civilization, you are not going to get the best security from surveilence.
    It is far better to put resources into infiltration and communication with the leaders of the groups who are sending suicide solders out into your society.
    It is important to have these leaders understand that there will be precise, exact, and unavoidable retaliation for specific acts of random mass murder committed by these groups. And (this is quite important) it is imperative to have them understand that the price that they will pay for sending suicide solders into your society will be far greater than any physical or propaganda gain that they will achieve for their cause (either political or religious) resulting from these acts of mass murder.
    When the leaders of the mass murder cults realize that the price that they and their cause and their people will pay for having committed these acts is far beyond the gain, then the mass murders will stop and there will be no need for obsessive and intrusive searchs before entering a public space.
    This is cold and a basicly inhuman stance. However it is not new. For fifty years the Americans and the Russians have had an understanding that an attack with nuclear weapons on each other's territory would result directly, quickly, and unavoidably in an exchange that would destroy each other's country. It is a brutal, insane, and near omnicidal (the destruction of all human life on earth) policy, but it is the only policy that has worked for this situation. We should not forget that it is still in operation. Of course, it can only fail once.
    The time has come to make the world of Islam know what exactly they will suffer in exchange for each level of mass murder committed in the future on the West in the name of Islam. This idea that ordinary people the West should be murdered by suicide solders in response for a military operation on Islamic peoples done as a response to a previous mass murder, must simply stop. It will only escalate with each incident until the West decides to utilize its vast stores of biological, nuclear, and chemical weapons against the people who live in Islamic societies. We should never forget that the Americans have enough WMDs to wake up one morning, decide to rid the world of every living Muslem, spend the morning planning it, the afternoon doing it, and the rest of the evening drinking beer and watching football.

    They shouldn't forget it either.

  446. CHECK HER TITS! CHECK HER TITS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what if it's one of those REALLY white chicks that only fucks black men? CHECK HIS COCK! CHECK HIS COCK!

    Come on, people. A little fucking courage , and this stupid shit doesn't bother you any more. I'm more worried about the radiation exposure for frequent fliers.

    If they start probing your holes with cold instruments, THEN I'll take issue with it.

  447. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by psylew · · Score: 1
    .."acceptable security" side for me.

    I'm glad you find it an acceptable measure for yourself, but that doesn't mean it's okay by everyone. If they implement this measure the way they're planning to, they're effectively going to make flying an unreasonable mode of travel for anyone who doesn't want to be seen naked by people they don't personally choose. It's rather like a peeping Tom - only government sanctioned. Being "in the name of security" doesn't make it any better.

    Now, if they used the machine as a substitute for, or precursor to manual strip searches and only in a situation where it's currently warranted, it would be an appropriate security measure. But mandatory "see you naked" screening is an invasion of privacy, whether you're willing to let them invade or not.

  448. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by magarity · · Score: 1

    Notice that the complaint about the child being searched is 'informative' and my pointing out the self-admitted culprits is 'flamebait'.

  449. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This falls on the "acceptable security" side for me. This, paired with a metal detector would mean almost 100% transparency with regards to body-carried weapons. Even ceramic items like knives or a Glock would be caught by the X-ray whereas the metal detector alone would have missed them. But my "gun" is tiny! I don't want anyone to know! Please don't let 'em peek!!!

  450. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    There's some quote about 'always fighting the last war' I can't recall.

    But all this trying to stop weapons from getting on a plane is absurd, because humans have been making weapons out of things for 100,000 years. Like rocks, and sticks, and CDs, and, oh yeah, our hands.

    I could get on an airplane and find something I could threaten someone else's life with with no prior planning. With prior planning, I could trivially take hostages.

    And without any work on my part, I'd find myself and my hostage laying on the floor dead if I tried it on an airplane.

    What we're getting now is what you call 'faith-based security' instead of 'reality-based security'. You just want to believe things are more secure because of what is happening, but there are exactly as secure as they've always been.

    You want reality-based security? Well, there are places, called 'gas stations', that operate in high crime areas. Do they check people for weapons? Do they ban dangerous looking things? Hell no. They just put up damn bulletproof glass. Um, duh.

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  451. A new reason... by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

    Now we'll all have a new reason to lose weight before that vacation...

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  452. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by m50d · · Score: 1

    Whilst you may have a point, shooting someone in the back with an illegal weapon while they are fleeing is hardly innocent. Sure he was a burglar, but that doesn't make it right to kill him.

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  453. Booby Scans Leak onto Internet!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Picture these headlines!

    Big Brother (aka the Department of Homeland Security) regrets to inform the American public that images from body scanners were placed onto the Internet without authorization. As a result of the year-long internal audit, the individuals involved have been suspended or terminated, with charges pending further investigation. However, the department officials state they will continue to deploy and operate body scanners as an effective terrorist deterrent.

    Advanced image enhancement technologies and feature reconstruction using forensic techniques resulted in high quality, full colour nudes to spread like wildfire across the Internet.

    Privacy advocates pointed to a number of sources for the leaked images, including camera phones, smuggled recordings, and a hacker intrusion into a once-believed secure repository which archived digital recordings.

  454. National ID? We're already there.. by camusflage · · Score: 1

    What if Congress passes a national ID act? He won't be able to live.

    Congress already took care of that two weeks ago.

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  455. Oh, in that case... agreed 100% [nt] by wurp · · Score: 1

    en tea

  456. I see naked people by javamann · · Score: 1

    Really now, take a look around you. How many people do you see that you would want to see naked? There are a lot more who look like 'Rosanne Bar' out there than 'Nicole Kidman'. Kinda like sausage, don't really want to know.

  457. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure the hostesses and pilots on the 9/11 planes are quite relieved to hear that.

    I seriously doubt it. They're dead, after all.
    However, it may be of concern to the thousands of airline staff worldwide who deal with these issues on a daily basis, rather than, say.. the only group of people in history to ever have died of being in hijacked planes flown deliberately into buildings.

    I'm sorry. Did your point get lost in there somewhere?

  458. Balance of terror by lildogie · · Score: 1

    Just remember that for every sexy X-ray, the scanner also sees a revolting one.

    The world is bell-shaped.

  459. Instead of screening for weapons... by Thaelon · · Score: 1

    Hand them out to everyone!

    Well screen for firearms/explosives, then hand out melee weapons.

    No firearms though, flying bullets + flimsy aircraft fuselage = bad.

    But really, imagine what would have happened if the terroists that took over the planes on 9/11 tried that boxcutter shit when every person on the plane was armed with a knife/bat/club/sword/katar/brass knuckles/billy club.. They would have been beaten senseless and we wouldn't be putting up with this airport security shit.

    Think about it. The life of every person on the plane is at stake while its in the air. People will work for the common good and the status quo will be maintained with deadly force. Nobody on the plane would let anyone endanger said plane.

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  460. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at a McDonalds in Glasgow for a while, and I can tell you, everything the urban legends say, and a damn site more, went on there. Yes, up to and including a co worker spunking in the mayonnaise.
    The really worrying thing is, I think the manager had a fair idea some of this stuff was going on, and just didn't give a toss.

  461. pedophile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sound like a pretty good gig for a bunch of pedophiles if you ask me. Who's going to question them 'patting down' a kid behind curtains if it's in the name of security?

  462. Its not all about you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we are talking about 'rights', lets not be selfish...

    Your all concerned about your right to privacy, but what about every elses right to be safe from terrorism and violence when going about their every day lives?

    The government is trying to protect the rights of people to go to work without worrying about planes flying into their buildings...

    Sure, I understand that you want to fly without these annoyances, but a lacking airport security system endangers the lives of everyone in the United States/World... Even the people that never went into the airport -- These huge jet-fuel filled airplanes are just too dangerous to leave unprotected.

    Of course, on the contrary, if there is a way to ensure safety with less intrusion, then I would hope it would be chosen instead.

  463. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Inebrius · · Score: 1

    I agree with this : Look, I've already been subjected to the security gropefest a couple times. I'd take the X-ray *any* day over that. In my mind, this is a restoration of some of my rights ... I don't have to worry about being fondled.

    However, I would take it a step further. Since the stated, and court supported true intent is to keep weapons off of planes, there should be no need for ID checks at all. Bomb detectors, XRAY for the luggage, and these new detectors for people should be enough to keep us safe. I'd also put a barrier between the people who are monitoring and the people who see the actual person. If there is an issue, they can alert the people in the screening line to hold someone. This should alieve some of the privacy concerns.

  464. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by FurryFeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dunno how you'd hijack a plane with a freaking knife after 9-11.

  465. Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Them: "Hey America, stop being who you like to be."
    US: "No. Fuck off. I like my MTV, my corvette, my iMac and my mcdonalds."
    Them: "I said stop, or we'll blow you the hell up."


    IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT. You don't think the US's prior history of interference in other countries' affairs has ANYTHING to do with pissing people off, do you? Or did you think this was just about lifestyle choices?

    Just because your President said that "they hate us for our freedoms" doesn't make it true. Especially if his administration is happy to take away these freedoms as it chooses. If you want proof, just look around.

    1. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can certainly imagine that it doesn't help, but its certainly not why. You can't convince these people to stop, it just won't happen.

      For a more detailed explaination of how I see it, I'll reference a reply I made to someone else in this thread:

      Here

  466. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Profiling isn't a bad idea because it discriminates. It's a bad idea because it's a fucking stupid security idea, and anyone who spends two seconds thinking about it knows why.

    If you look at 'suspicious' people more, that means you look at others less. (Don't even try to argue that.) So all terrorists have to do is fly a lot and they'll find out who the government thinks is suspicious. (Plus, they'll get 'frequent fliers' quick security scans!)

    Which will give terrorists the completely obvious idea that, hey, maybe we should have the non-suspicious guy carry the weapons and pass them out on the plane! And could also lead to terrorists locating information leaks and closing them. (Who knows me and you and you, but not that guy?)

    And before you think searching a kid is stupid...terrorists have kids, too. Even more pointedly, terrorists can kidnap kids, or befriend them. Hell, if you can abduct a kid from a public place, you can certainly get one to carry a bag for you onto the plane. (I have a coach ticket, so do not get to carry bags onto the plane. If you will carry this bag for me onto the plane, you can read the comic book in the side pocket, but you have to give it back when we land.)

    Profiling only makes sense if you assume that terrorists first board a plane the day they want to blow it up, or somehow we can scan them much more without them noticing, or they are complete retards.

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  467. Those with something to hide will object the most by alexo · · Score: 1


    Such as pre-op transsexuals.

  468. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the energy content in your laptop's battery. Oh, yeah, the one made from lithium. I wouldn't be surprised if a group of middle eastern buisness men traveling with their laptops and cell phones and extra batteries couldn't rig up something to blow the hinges of any 'secured' cockpit door. Oops, at least they didn't use a knife. Better luck next time I guess.

  469. Feel-good Security by udoschuermann · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There will always be an achilles heel with respect to security and hiding things on (in) the human body, so a security system like this can only make people feel secure: Terrorists could shove weapons up various body cavities, after all, and if not metallic they'll never be found except through luck by random cavity searches.

    What worries me far more than the terrorists is the continual erosion of civil rights that far too many seem happy enough about: A free society bent on cooperation has at most to worry about psychopathic freaks in the world; an oppressive state that curtails freedoms and imposes its will with increasing force breeds discontent and enemies.

    Is it just me or is all this fear over security a sign that we are stuck in a vicious circle of paranoia that's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy?

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    1. Re:Feel-good Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if not metallic they'll never be found except through luck by random cavity searches."

      Substances of different mass densities do show up on x-ray and microwave scans. It's not necessary for the object to be *metallic*.

  470. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    And rereading that, it sounded like I was talking to the parent poster with 'you'...I wasn't, I was talking to the American people who buy all this crap.

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  471. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 1

    Keyword: Attempt.

    You're right, but success becomes attempt and for the other hundred people on the plane and N number on the ground, that makes all the difference.

  472. Can it see through rolls of fat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Otherwise it's useless on about 60% of Americans. I've seen a few folks who like they could hide a few knives or sticks of dynamite or whatnot.

  473. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you get to the airport really early, you could simply go back through the line again.

  474. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past 30 years or more very few planes have been attacked. The news wants to make any small thing out to be the end of the world so that they make more money -- and people like you are dumb enough to fall for it. Looking at it from another point of view, by being so afraid that a freaking 2 yr old or a 90 yr old woman in a wheelchair MIGHT attack you, the terrorists have already won. The key part of terrorist's is TERROR and by being afraid of something that only has like a one in a billion chance of happening, you've let them succeed.

  475. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by rhaig · · Score: 1

    Notice that somewhere up the thread the phrase was "armed and trained"

    If you were used to seeing people armed, someone drawing a weapon might just be moving it for comfort. A trained person wouldn't fire on someone for drawing a gun.

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  476. Swedish Penis Pump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like its time to invest in a penis enlarger.

  477. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

    "We are always training to fight the last war."

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  478. You live in a Police State by SilverJets · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Anyone living within the borders of the United States of America, now lives within a Police State.

    Try and deny it, you can't.
    This is not flame bait it is the truth.
    If you think this is flame bait,then you are trying to deny the truth....open your eyes and look around.
    You're rights are being crushed, violated, and stripped away more and more. Why can't you see this? Why do you consider this acceptable?
    Stop being sheep....fight back!!!

    1. Re:You live in a Police State by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Anyone living within the borders of the United States of America, now lives within a Police State.

      Try and deny it, you can't."

      I don't know about that. I'm looking at the McKenzie River right now, haven't seen a policeman in weeks. I'm within the borders of the United States, and I don't particularly feel like I'm in a Police State now at this moment.

  479. Freedom and Privacy by twifosp · · Score: 1
    This is not a privacy issue, this is a freedom issue. But losing a freedom a day, keeps the terrorists away, right?

    Why such an out cry about privacy? Oh my goodness! Another human will view a body part that is prevelant on 3 billion other animals on this planet! Holy crap! Why are we so obsessed with privacy when it comes to your body. You should be more concerned with privacy in the home, or with your actions than your body. I got news for you. Your body isn't private. Half the population has pretty much the same goods you've got, and the other half isn't some huge mystery.

    We're animals, your body is natural. Who seriously cares if someone see's your nipple, or an outline of your wang. I don't.

    I for one am against this not because I'm afraid some pervert is going to check out my package. Hey, if you get off on that kind of thing, more power to you for landing your dream job. No, I'm against this because it's just more fluff to create the illusion of security. I'm against it because it violates my personal freedoms and ability to travel without presenting documents, or a nipple.

    But it doesn't matter that I'm against it. It doesn't matter that your against it. It doesn't matter how many people are against it, because we don't vote on individual issues.

    I wonder if I'd get "in trouble" if I used xray reflective masking tape to draw a giant middle finger on my chest when I fly.

  480. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Kombat · · Score: 1

    Because you could NEVER stick a ceramic knife between your butt cheeks, right?

    You probably could, but for Heaven's sake, make sure the sharp edge is pointing out, and don't sit down!

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  481. Re:The bottom line is this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, and in the U.S., we don't have fathers selling their daughter...

    Well, we don't have that here in Mexico either.. just because you see one nutcase doing that doesn't mean that everybody does.. (btw, we do have nutcases.. so do you)

    And boy, you guys breed like rabbits

    Actually, USA and Mexico has about the same population grow rate.. go figure..

  482. Bad news for the screeners... by SparkyUK · · Score: 1

    The average flyer is, well, average. In the US this means that they are likely obese and/or unattractive.

    I suspect that the airport security people arn't going to enjoy this one bit..

    The thought of watching an endless parade of naked fat people isn't too appealing to me at least.

  483. Apparently it can't see through shoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the second image (http://news.com.com/Photo+Scanner+searches+throug h+clothing/2009-7348_3-5718274-2.html?tag=st.next)
    you can see quite clearly that the radar apparently doesn't go through shoe leather.

    Doesn't that sort of nullify the whole system?

  484. Sony Night Vision Video Camera Attachments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just give the airport people some of those camcorders that can "see through clothes"? It would a heck of a lot cheaper than inventing and deploying those "Total Recall" X-Ray machines.

  485. The problem with this technology is... by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    No Quality Control.

  486. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by m50d · · Score: 1

    I think you're being distracted by september 11. There are still people wanting to get money, or have some of their friends released from prison - and being realistic, that's more likely than another planes-flying-into-buildings attack. Hostage situations are quite often resolved with none or few deaths among the hostages - in this situation, a vigilante with a gun makes things worse, not better, for the other passengers

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  487. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Kombat · · Score: 1

    but if a bullet did pierce the body of the plane, it would be very uncomfortable breathing until the plane descends to a lower altitude.

    Good point. If only all modern airplanes were required to carry some sort of mask and breathing apparatus for each passenger... something that could maybe fall down from the ceiling, right in front of their face, when a loss of cabin pressure was detected ... nah, that could never work.

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  488. And in other news.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    And in other news...Airport security job applications from pedophiles is up 800%. One pedophile tells us under demand of anonymity, "Why would I pay for internet broadband, when the airport can give me WAY higher resolution, real-time kiddie porn. AND THEY PAY ME?!?! Can you believe it?!?! No more risk of imprisionment, and they pay me...Woohoo! bring on the kiddies!"

    (Do you really want to take your kids on a plane now?)

  489. Ahh finally too much security for even the Joneses by freality · · Score: 1

    You knew it would happen.. a defining moment in the lovely voyage towards the ultra-security state. Will Laura Bush lead the way, stepping through one of these do-hickeys and invite the press to paste a copy of her boobs (or more?) on every front-page, to lead the flock to eternal security?

    And if she does, after the flock stops to gawk, will it follow?

    How many wanna-be Laura Bush housewives will give up their modesty (or the secret of their corset or their boost bra) to maintain support for their chosen leader?

    I suspect very few. But if not, I could imagine worse dystopic futures ;)

  490. Oh jesus, get them to take away our vodka, thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know you're being facetious, but I would have assumed the same if you'd said "Why don't we all just get naked before getting on a plane?" before all this.

    Don't take our your ire on my vodka :P

  491. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mwood · · Score: 1

    Sounds like we agree. You want a *policy* by which passengers may know what employees may and may not do with passengers' personal information. That is necessary (though not sufficient) to implementing what I want, which is power to remove and/or punish violators of the policy.

  492. Gahhh!! by MixmastaKooz · · Score: 1

    Even if the Swedish Swim Team comes through, they'll look like a naked Sinead O'Connor.....Gahh!!!

    I'm back on the fence on this device!

  493. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm amazed at the fact that people are so fearful of terrorists that they would allow this. The murder rate in America is between about 10,000 and 25,000 people. Even at the low number, each year about four times more Americans get murdered by fellow Americans than died in 9/11.

    We don't allow ourselves to be randomly strip searched at the mall, in bars or before entering our cars, yet we're far more likely to be murdered in those places than on (or by) a plane. Why do we look at run-of-the-mill murder as something that we can't afford to give up our rights to prevent, but terrorism as something that is so fearful that almost anything is fair game.

    I don't think I'm in a position to not travel on a plane, but I can still protest if they impliment this. I will find a non-metalic substance that's high contrast to one of these machines and I'll spell out the words "go fuck yourselves you nazi whores" on my chest or back, but under my shirt. The only people who will see it will be the screeners. I will continue to be completely cheerfull and cooperative in every other way. After they get finished looking at my cock and my ass cheeks with their machines, I dare those mother-fuckers to accuse me of being crude or mean to them.

    TW

  494. Mod parent up ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up !

  495. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Kombat · · Score: 2, Informative

    at 36k feet, 6 miles up

    Small nit: 36,000 ft is 7 miles, not 6. 1 mile is 5080 feet.

    There was one where the wrong screw sizes were used in a window in the cockpit.

    I saw a special on that accident. Interestingly, the pilot actually survived. His legs remaind inside the cockpit below the knees (his ankles actually caught on the control column, forcing it forward, and thus forcing the plane into a steep nosedive), and he was pinned to the outside of the fuselage. I saw it on "Mayday," on Discovery.

    However, this was not due to rapid depressurization. When the cockpit window blew out, air was rushing directly into the cockpit at over 600 mph. Given that the cockpit is a closed environment, this caused a tremendous whirlwind effect in the tiny, closed space. The captain wasn't "sucked" out so much as "blown out."

    A similar opening in the cabin, where the window is parallel to the airflow rather than perpendicular, wouldn't have nearly the same effect. Besides, Mythbusters broke this myth. :)

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  496. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Macgyver7017 · · Score: 1

    I have one of these, its not sharp enough to cut a person, nor hard enough to hold any cutting edge. You might be able to make a shallow stab wound if bone isn't in the way. It does look like a real knife from a few feet away though.

    Mine came with a little metal ring through the hndle since "it was illegal to ship weapons to CA that wont set off metal detectors." I cut off the ring with wire cutters in 2 seconds...

  497. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    The cockpit wouldn't depressurize when the cabin did. Cockpit doors are always closed when they don't need to be open.

    And while some passengers don't get their masks on in time, others will help them. You pass out in 30-60 seconds, you don't die. That come a few minutes later.

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  498. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    No, but in this instance they are right....Hit glass and the glass will shatter and suck everything out of it.
    No, they're not. The glass (plastic actually) doesn't shatter. The TV show Mythbusters did a nice demostration of this. The "explosive decompression from a puncture" myth goes back to a James Bond movie, not to any actual event.

    The crew compartments of fighter and bomber aircraft are pressurized. The whole plane doesn't rip to sheds if it takes a bullet.

    The case you mention of a misinstalled cockpit window is completely different and has no bearing on this.

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  499. you had an idea by pentalive · · Score: 1

    The knock out gas is ok, if it works instantly.

    The other idea, If the Hijacker's goal is to blow up the plane, he dosn't need to bring anything on with him, All he has to do is act badly enough to trigger the "Hijacker Wins!" option

    A previous post mentioned makeing the cockpit a separate place accessible only from the outside, this is a good idea except you will have to make communication only one way, or the hijacker can threaten the pilot. The only cabin to cockpit comm should be a light that says "somthing has happend bad enough to make an emergency landing at the nearest airport" The crew can trigger it if someone has a heart attack or something in flight.

  500. I think it'd be at worst an "R" by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Unless there's actual penetration, of course.

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  501. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Ice."

    Watch Myth Busters.

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  502. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Kombat · · Score: 1

    everyone on that plane will die, bcos the plane will depressurise.

    Bzzt! Airplanes have masks that drop down automatically on depressurization.

    The ones who survive total instant depressurisation

    "Total, instant depressurization?" There's no such thing, save for the plane completely exploding. The air must bleed out a hole of some sort, and that will take at least several seconds, probably several minutes. It will not be "instantaneous."

    at 60k feet

    Holy crap, what airline are you flying on? "Air SR-71?" Airlines don't fly that high. Try cutting that number in half.

    bcos no-one's flying the plane.

    Except for the pilots, who are strapped into their seats and breathing through their oxygen masks, like everyone else.

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  503. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mwood · · Score: 1

    Briefly. That event demonstrated that there's no reason to believe inaction will get you a better fate than action.

  504. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So you're one of those people who are relieved and dance in joy when gas falls from $2.60 back down to $2.49?

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  505. The sooner the better by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    having these images apear on the internet would b one of the first step to showing what a sick chirade the entire security at airport scam has been.

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  506. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by gcatullus · · Score: 1

    Naive as it may be, unacceptable for me is requiring identification. Acceptable is requiring semi-intrussive searches such as this x-ray. I don't care if the fellow sitting next to me is named Sheikh Omar Kill-The-Infidels, Maxwell the Martian, or Bob Smith; what I care about is wether he is armed or has explosives. These xrays are not related to any database that any government or corporation has access to, it is not like a "no fly" list that doesn't work. Get rid of the "no fly" list, get rid of identification requirements, and INCREASE actual searches, as unobtrusively as possible for the majority of people and outright searches for anyone marked suspicious by the unobtrusive search.

  507. Duct tape by emacs_abuser · · Score: 1

    As with many other problems, the answer is duct tape.

    Simply let the passengers on board and then duct tape them to the chair. They can have all the weaponry with them they want.

  508. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by magarity · · Score: 1

    It's a bad idea because it's a fucking stupid security idea

    Tell that to the Isrealis who profile the heck out of passengers and never had a hijacking from one of their airports. And airplane hijackings were almost a monthly occurance in the mideast in the 70's. Profiling is a reasonably good idea and makes a lot more sense than the current screening of small children and the elderly.

  509. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Ha! That's exactly what I almost posted a few minutes ago. Except I had one under every seat.

    And some people should randomly secretly get two or three, so it's impossible to force people to disarm...someone could still have a knife. Hide them all over the plane, too.

    Or, if you want to be more plausible, how about a taser? Everyone gets a taser! With a thirty second recharge!

    Completely impossible to take over a plane with. Trivial to use against someone taking over a plane.

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  510. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by netsharc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Heh, by the book. I believe they're really sorry, they were probably just minimum-wagers following a procedures list, any deviation from which would incure their PHB's wrath, whos's also just a little guy afraid of what would happen to his job if the MIB hear of said deviation.

    What a sorry little world we live in. Who wants to hitch a ride outta here, the next spaceship is flying by next Thursday.

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  511. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    I've used a handgun to stop the commission of a violent crime. A friend of mine has prevented a robbery with his legal concealed pistol. The police are no longer here to protect & serve, they are only around to detect & arrest after the fact. After the crime. There is no way the police can protect me or you or anyone else from all the scum out there. If you can't understand this then you aren't living in the same reality as the rest of us. Frankly my state government has taken some very proactive steps recently to make sure that the citizens of Florida are able to protect themselves if the need arises.

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  512. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "That's great. Meanwhile, the rest of us are trying to enjoy what rights we have left, ok?"

    Meanwhile, some would call that a knee-jerk reaction.

    Frankly, I don't understand why you guys are worried about your 'freedom' to get on a plane. I mean, it's one thing for the gubment to want extra ID info and all that, it's another to bitch about whether or not you'd be seen naked at the security checkpoint. Big fucking deal. You should have the freedom to conceal your shame (and, in turn, weapons...) then board a pressurized metal tube with 300 other people travelling at ridiculous speeds?

    I'm sorry, but I can't get on-board with this mindset, not with the lives of that many people at stake.

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  513. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by kyojin+the+clown · · Score: 1
    The question at hand, is how to deal with the problem of armed criminals on an airplane

    is this really the question at hand? really? i mean, how many flights take place each day, and how many of them are hijacked?

    more people's lives would be saved if we diverted some of this anti-terrorism money into things like drug rehabilitation, providing clean drinking water, improving car safety, all that hippie crap. seems like a bit of a stupid way to burn cash, seeing nudie people in airports.

  514. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typically the mailbox isn't located up the drive.

  515. 10 hours a day?! 60 hours a week!!! by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    WTF workign 60 hours a week and paying

    "Assuming $640 (or even $1640) a month as living expenses"

    640?$?$ for FOOD RENT GAS everything?!?!

    hahahahahaha someone either lives with mommy and daddy or at a comfy subsudized univeristy. my rent alone is 600 a month. the cheapest place i could find would MAYBE maybe be 450$, and that would be living in a slum. then theres 30-50$ gas per week (gotta get to work somehow right?) car insurance (120$ month) food (good lord at least 150$ living on rice!) and what do you have? a shitty quality of life with no luxury items working 60 hours a week.

    yeah what a life that would be.

    I cant wait till you move out of your parents basement and get a real world. 11 or 12 dollars an hour is fucking change and will barely keep you above the poverty line. thats like 20-30k a year. god forbid your car breaks down or you have a large medical bill. spolied young adults like you make me sick.

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    1. Re:10 hours a day?! 60 hours a week!!! by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      It depends where you live, it depends where you work. http://www.paycheckcity.com/ has a nice hourly wage calculator that'll tell you what your tax burden will be by state.

      My wife worked 80 hrs/week for 4 years. Not pleasant, but do-able. Folks in the 19thC used to do that pretty regularly. Some folks in agriculture and medicine still do. I lived off $1600 a month for food and rent for a while in the northeast. It's do-able, but not luxurious.

      You can live in the US on $20K a year, but it's highly regional. And medical care is a problem - although you can often get free care if you're informed. The trick is knowing how to get it.

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  516. Mod Parent Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all you knuckleheads who modded him up in the first place for spouting this ridiculous nonsense about a "right to fly" and contract law - go haze yourselves.

    You're all fucking retards.

  517. This will never fly by hikerhat · · Score: 1

    The last time I was at the airport it was 99% fat bastards, and .999999% skinny wankers, with the remainder being attractive people. Nobody wants to look at that much skanky unwashed airport ass to see one hot chick or hot guy. These things wont make it out of testing.

  518. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by roadrunnerro · · Score: 1

    two points about that case:

    - they were very very lucky
    - somebody died..

  519. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Abalamahalamatandra · · Score: 1

    Wow, yeah - and I'd definitely put a lot of faith in the post of an asshat who actually thinks that commercial airliners are even capable of reaching "60k feet", much less ever fly that high...

  520. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    'break down', hell.

    Sure, you could go to all the trouble of making weapons that disassemble, but you hardly need to do that when they're allowing fucking laptops on the plane. Look at one of those slim-ass Mac laptops, then look at a big bulky cheap PC one, and realize that the parts take up the same amount of space, and the big one just has a bunch of empty space in it.

    Empty space surrounded by weird metal shapes. Gee, could you hide metal things in there? Could you remove parts and hide big things, like guns?

    Yes, sometimes they make you turn it on, but that just means you need to be clever and remove the CD tray, hard drive (Boot a USB Linux distro.), and replace the battery with something that will run two minutes.

    And there's no way they can keep razor blades off a plane if they allow anything made of metal and plastic, which is like 50% of the stuff we carry around. They can go next to your AA batteries, they can go behind metal slides of floppies, they can go inside your cell phone, they can go anywhere.

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  521. rapid/explosive decompression. ... by ke4qqq · · Score: 1

    rapid decompression isn't an immediate problem. explosive decompression, or decompression that occurs in less that 0.5 seconds is problematic. This is due to air decompressing faster than it can be expelled from the lungs. Hypoxia is a concern with both types of decompression In addition, explosive decompression tends to toss debris around, and introduce people to how cold it really is at 35,000 feet. It's also typically foggy due to the change in humidity.

  522. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

    Amen.

  523. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "I'm sure most people would. It's not like they're going to X-Ray only the people who would have been strip searched though, they're doing it to everyone."

    You know...I'm worried abit about all this X-Ray exposure...it isn't like this is a really SAFE technology. For someone that travels a lot, this could potentially be dangerous. I worked in radiology for awhile, and it is serious business. Are the going to outfit the TSA agents with full lead aprons? I prefer to only be irradiated when absolutely necessary for medical reasons....

    Wonder when the first airport security cancer lawsuits will take place?

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  524. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fortunately, FAR Part 91 Section 211 mandates that no pressurized aircraft be operated at or above FL350 without one pilot on supplemental oxygen at all times, making the time between depressurization and donning an oxygen mask (during all but the shortest of commercial flights) pretty much irrelevant.

  525. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it isn't. There are two problems, but this is not one of them:

    First, it's a problem (from the airliners point of view) that people where afraid of flying after 11/9


    You know, I honestly didn't get any further than this in reading your post.

    You had three grammatical errors in the first two sentences (ending a sentence with a colon, failure to use an apostrophe correctly, and incorrect use of "where"), and then you got snooty about referring to the terrorist attacks on Sept 11th as 11/9.

    Go away.

  526. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

    The police are no longer here to protect & serve, they are only around to detect & arrest after the fact.

    And you don't see anything wrong with that? the shit you people put up with amazes me. Your government is there for YOUR benefit, as are its minions. YOUR taxes pay for them, and your civil obedience is another of the cost you pay to have your government serve you.

    Yours is failing you in so many ways, and leaving you to pick up the pieces, so you and you friend stopped crime with guns. great. just dandy, and are you a trained professional with it? and are all the other citizens of florida you want armed?

    Your state is failing to do its job, and telling you to sort it out yourself with guns, and you are applauding that!

    three cheers for mob justice, let me know how that tarring and feathering goes for you lot...

  527. Is that a bomb in ur undie... by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    or are u just happy to see me.. :p

  528. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

    Maybe he should take a car. Or a bus. Or a train. Or a carpool (redundant?). Hitchhike (where legal, but wouldn't that be a violation of my rights?!).

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  529. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jskiff · · Score: 1

    A rapid depressurization at high altitude in any plane can mean a number of people pass out and die before they have a chance to put on their mask.

    True, but losing one window will not cause a catosrophic decompression. All airliners have ram air inlets that bring air into the air conditioning packs, and outflow valves that let air out. Coincidentally, these outflow valves are about the same size as a cabin window. If a window blows out, the crew will don their oxygen masks and then (typically the first officer) switches the outflow valves to manual control and closes them. Problem solved.

    If for some reason the crew cannot put on masks rapidly then their capacity to react can become impaired due to hypoxia, even if the depressurisation is not rapid.

    Hypoxia is very dangerous, no doubt, which is why when flying above 30,000 feet or so, if one pilot leaves the flight deck the other is supposed to put his oxygen mask on regardless.

    Speaking of which, the masks that flight crews use are vastly different from the ones you see demonstrated in the takeoff safety announcement. They're a "quick release/quick don" style. Essentially, there is a tab that gets pinched with the thumb and forefinger to pop the mask out of its holder. This also inflates the mask; the "straps" for the mask are actually small tubes that fill up with air. The pilot places this over his head, releases the tab, and the straps deflate over the pilots head, giving him an airtight fit. These masks can be donned with one hand in under 5 seconds.

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  530. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

    I hope that you were joking. This was one of the dumbest ideas security-wise I've heard in this thread.

    What if some suicidal nut decided to stab a few passengers before being himself stabbed to death?
    Yes, sure.... he would not be able to take over the plane, but who cares? It's a loss the moment someone else dies because of the nutter.

    If some group wanted to capture a plane, they would simply have to put enough men on a plane, weapons provided for free by the airline! And it wouldn't need to be a big percentage of the passengers. (How many John Does can your average commando overpower? A decent number I guess.)

  531. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jskiff · · Score: 1

    I hate replying to my own posts, but a picture is worth a thousand words:

    Flight crew oxygen mask

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  532. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Daravon · · Score: 1

    Until your good friend goes "I thinks I saws something in der, better double check" and feels you up anyways.

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  533. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    They put national guard armed with m16s at the airports, funny thing was that they didn't have clips for their guns probably due to safety reasons. Heathrow(sp?) they parked tanks in front of the airport. Government knew full well that a no brigade of terrorists were going to come storming through, they were just feeding ignorance of the general populace and trying to invoke a sense of fear. How many times did terror alert rise in the US with no credible evidence? Its blatant fear mongering. There's no way a 9-11 could happen again, only reason why the first 3 planes succeeded is because people didn't know their lives were in immediate jeopardy. 4th plane passenger found out the fate of the previous 3 planes and proceeded jump the terrorists.

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  534. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that had something to do with the poster being, apparently, Norwegian, and not American?

  535. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Philodoxx · · Score: 1
    In a nutshell, crime in the UK was on a fairly steady decline until the proponents of victim disarmament started to get their way in the 1930s. It all really hit the fan in the late 1990s, when the gun ban precipitated a sharp rise in gun crime.

    You seem to be ignoring the fact that the United States has one of the highest violent crime rates in the world. So what if the UKs crime rate went up, it would still put it well behind the United States.

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  536. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree it's silly. But why the hell are you making the ACLU the whipping boy?

  537. Time to Get Rich? by hexavalent · · Score: 1

    It looks like now would be an excellent time to invest in a company that sells anti-Superman jogging suits (i.e. lead-lined clothing).

  538. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Must... get... picture... of... Michael Jackson... doing... community... service... at... the... airport... out ... of... my... head...

  539. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sneak on the diesel fuel, I'll take care of the fertilizer.

  540. Why not do this!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not create a easywear jacket with extended
    underpants, that more or less distorts the image
    (similar to looking through a float glass). Apart
    from this why not post process the image to identify
    if the more intimate regions of the body are checked
    against an expected reflectance value, and then
    blurring the region before display. By this method
    the privacy is maintained, and for advanced analysis
    the company could regenerate the original image
    from the saved image by complex image processing.
    The overhead of wearing and removing the jacket
    just adds few minutes to the scanning process.

  541. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Um, no, I'm not afraid at all. I think it's idiotic we're strip searching or looking through the clothes of anyone.

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  542. A great way to break into the porn industry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...said the man with the giant member. ...or recruit for? ...said the fat, lazy, jelly doughnut eatin', slime-ball, sex agent.

  543. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated...nahhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor guy won't go back to SFX for a while now....that is until he gets horny again

  544. This is the AS&E BodySearch machine by Animats · · Score: 1
    The BodySearch has been around for several years. The original unit was very bulky, about 12 feet high, 8 feet long, and 6 feet wide. The detector should be 90 degrees from the emitter, relative to the target, which makes for a bulky unit. The BodySearch takes about 30 seconds per scan. It's effective, but other than a few sales to prisons, is just too big and slow to sell well.

    AS&E also has a "drive-by scanner" in a van, for covert scanning. This is a higher powered device than the BodySearch. "Although radiation exposure levels are below those specified by the American National Standards Institute (ANSI), the ZBV is not certified as a personnel scanner. Customers planning to operate the system in stationary mode must obtain an exception from government regulations."

    Slightly more practical is the RapiScan Secure 1000. It's less bulky than the BodySearch; it's only 80 inches high, so it can be installed with less trouble, although it weighs half a ton. And it only takes 8 seconds per scan. Like the BodySearch, it's a true backscatter X-ray machine, and produces good images through clothing.

    Two more generations and these things will be in nightclubs. Here's a paper (in German) with picture of a cute girl seen with a BodySearch machine. So now you know what it shows.

  545. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm amazed at the fact that people are so fearful of terrorists that they would allow this.


    What makes you think people ALLOW this? The fact is that many people who fly have no choice but to fly, whether it be for a job or an emergency. Given that for whatever reason you must fly, you're not in a position to allow or disallow anything.

  546. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note: I am my own grandparent.

    How is frisking any better? In my opinion it's still unacceptable, but it's less unacceptable because it's only done in select circumstances. If everyone who went through security got frisked, it would be just as much of a problem.

    But as I said, still unacceptable.

  547. Excuse me, Sir. Is that a rocket in your pocket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why...yes. Yes it is.

  548. It's a matter of legality. by part_of_you · · Score: 0
    What about in the instances of children? Don't they have rights that we as adults do not?

    There's just to many things that go against this. I think this is a part of the shitty things that arre happening in our country. I'm not against it, but I don't understand why it's all of a sudden important. How many problems have they had in airports since 9/11? But see how all the security keeps getting stiffer.

    This would have been much more sucessful, had they just implimented it, and never told anyone about it, like everything else they do. That they did not do it that way, makes me think there's a reason to let us know.

    hmmm... what could that reason be...?

  549. Time to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    trade in the tin foil hats for full body suits.

  550. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by hey! · · Score: 1

    it's less unacceptable because it's only done in select circumstances.

    Just because it is done less often doesn't necessarily mean it's done in select circumstances. Even if it tends to be done in select circumstances, it doesn't mean it is not done otherwise; so far as I know there are no rules about when not to do it.

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  551. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, every time another state debates a concealed-carry bill, hysterical people worry about all those people with guns losing their heads and getting into gunfights. And every time a state adopts concealed carry, it turns out that doesn't happen after all.

  552. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Yeah, just assert that profiling is a good idea, and completely ignore what I said about how it can't possibly be one if the terrorists are the slightest bit intelligent.

    The reason Isreali profiling works is they know who their enemies are...all Palestinians, and most Muslims. Israel is much less mixed society than ours.

    We have, gasp, black Muslims! We have Muslims with Jewish names. We have Muslims we don't know are Muslims, which is the kind of thing that happens outside a theocracy like Israel's.

    We have 'known' Arabs and Muslims, even ones who disagree with the government, who are not terrorists, and we have terrorists we don't know have any issues with the government at all, and don't know they are Muslims.

    We have, and this is possibly the most important thing, other kinds of terrorists.

    Israel security works because of clear enemies, it works because their society has a lot more security restrictions to start with (especially for Palestinians), it works because they know they can't hijack a plane because the cockpit is locked and there are armed people on the plane.

    It doesn't work because of 'screening', screening just keeps the optimistic idiots out.

    And again for some reason 'hijackings' have been conflated with what we're fighting, terrorism, to make statistics look better. A simple airplane hijacking is not terrorism. Destroying an airplane, either with or without hijacking it first, is (almost always) terrorism.

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  553. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mek2600 · · Score: 1
  554. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm amazed at your restraint. I have no doubt that had it been me I would be in jail at this moment. I could not watch my son so frightened without acting.

    Please understand that I don't mean anything personal against you, but that incident would be the end of my freedom. I'm positive.

  555. What are you talking about? by Azeron · · Score: 1

    So lets see:
    Its not okay for a security gaurd to see your wife/daughter/gf, but it is okay to see you naked?
    Well thats alright, and if you would rather see a women in your life end up on a hijacked plane and rammed into a building rather than spend 2 seconds walking through a scanner than thats your choice. You can choose to feel embarassed about it or not, but its your choice. There is a valid security risk, and this seems like a much better proceedure for detecting explosives and weapons than what we currently have, and whats the cost, some guy who makes 2x minimum wage (I suppose if he made 200x minimum wage that would be better) will get his jollies looking at your naughty bits? I Will you tell you this, the few hot chicks these airport screeners get to see, will be the few and far inbetween, because most of the public, for most people, need clothes on to look good, and they are going to have to look at them as well.
    Overall, I am happy with this innovation travel security, and would welcome it at it earliest adoption. If some chick security gaurd/screener, wants to fanasize about me later, all the better.

    As for the Constitutional Arguments, they are bit rediculous, the Constitution Clearly grants the Federal Government the right to regulate interstate commerce, and these insterstate and international flights look like Interstate commerce to me + when you are talking about National Security from a legitiamte military threat that has ALREADY HAPPENED 4 TIMES, the Government has always deemed to have the power to deal with these problems.

    1. Re:What are you talking about? by jim_deane · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As for the Constitutional Arguments, they are bit rediculous, the Constitution Clearly grants the Federal Government the right to regulate interstate commerce...


      The government has no rights. None whatsoever. Absolutely not one right at all.

      The government has only limited powers granted it by the people through the Constitution.

      A fundamental misunderstanding of this issue is a common problem, apparently it is not taught well in general education. No one can make educated and rational decisions about the government if they do not understand this fundamental underlying concept.

      If the People wish to limit the Government's actions, even in national defense, because of infringements on personal rights and liberties, it is the People's prerogative to do so.

      Jim
    2. Re:What are you talking about? by Azeron · · Score: 0

      can we say Straw Man?

      If you want to make a Constitutional Argument, than make it, otherwise don't bother talking about it. Obviously the People have rights, but they collectively delegate THOSE Rights to thier elected government (in our system), who then use those Rights, many of which are only held collectively in the first place, to create laws by which society is governs. Other rights only exist because we grant them as a matter of arbitrairy cultural preference. Why do we need unanimity instead of just a majority on jury to convict, or why do we have juries at all, since through most of history there have not been juries. If you prefer the word powers over rights you could try to make a linguistic point, but it would be a distinction without a difference

      From Websters Dictionairy

      Power
      1 a (1) : ability to act or produce an effect (2) : ability to get extra-base hits (3) : capacity for being acted upon or undergoing an effect b : legal or official authority, capacity, or right


      Right
      something to which one has a just claim: as a : the power or privilege to which one is justly entitled

      Just looking at the Linguistic Inferences offered in the definitions, they seem to point to base definition, you cannot have a Power (in the sense we are talking about) without the Right to Excercise it (legally). You obviously don't have a right to something is you do not have the power to do so.

      In the American System of Government those powers or rights, are held by our representatives who then use them to create laws, and are not held by anyone else until the next election, or for all intents and purposes the next successful revolution.

      So if you disagree with someone in the future, how about addressing the point instead of these meaningless rhetorical rebutals without substance, or did they fail to teach you that in you "general education"?

    3. Re:What are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >ALREADY HAPPENED 4 TIMES

      Another way of saying "it's only happened once."

      The important lesson to be learned from it, is that the attack was made at a target that had its guard down. There is no reason to expect the next attack to be aimed at air transportation. That's where the guard is UP.

      You want to help? Find where the guard is down. Airports are already taken care of quite well. And the danger isn't going to be WHERE YOU ARE LOOKING.

  556. RE: comfort on trips by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I know this wanders a little off-topic, but I think your suggestion of making the seats a little bigger and the flight more comfortable is an excellent one.

    The thing is, this seems to go well beyond the issue of improving airline safety.... This, I think, is key to improving the success of public transportation in general!

    The last time I rode Amtrack to Chicago, I was amazed at the run-down nature of the train car I was in. The seats weren't all that comfortable, but the fabric looked like it was literally rotting away. The "food car" looked like it hadn't been remodeled or rennovated since about 1950, and was pretty "bare bones" back then. The food selection was about the same as you'd expect out of a vending machine, except at higher prices. And to top it all off, we kept stopping in the middle of nowhere - adding at least a full hour to the length of time the trip should have taken. (Apparently, it was to allow other trains up ahead to do something or other..... but annoying!)

    Then they wonder why they're going bankrupt? Come on people! When people's own cars are more comfortable to ride around in than taking a plane or train or whatever, something's wrong! Make the trip ENJOYABLE.

  557. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by nickptar · · Score: 1

    Correlation != causation. Israel has lots of other security measures that we don't.

  558. A simple solution by ChzMstrX · · Score: 2, Funny

    No doubt this will get read by only one or two, since I entered into the discussion so late in the game.

    Perhaps someone has even already suggested it... but why don't we simply fly naked? If security issues are so terrible that we have to be implement these outlandish meausres, why not simply make it impossible to carry anything on your person.

    I envision a simple scenario. You check into the airport, where you are shown to a private changing area. You are issued a nice terry cloth robe and a pair of slippers and told to change into it. The clothes brought with you are held in special bags for re-issue once you arrive at your destination. After you change, you collect your carry on and continue throught the metal detector as usual. The difference now would be walking through would be a cinch. You've already taken off all metal objects, so the scanners could be set to a rather high sensitivity. The lines through the scanner would be quick, no more idiots having to walk through ten times removing one ring each time, no more removing of shoes to be put through the x-ray machine. Aside from all that, you'd feel like you were taking a nice trip to the spa in your sexy robe (no doubt emblazoned with corporate logos).

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  559. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Nice strawman.

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  560. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Frangible · · Score: 1

    Glocks have always showed up on both metal detectors and X-Ray machines. In addition to the 2 pounds of ordinance steel in the slide, the polymer frame shows up clear as day in an X-Ray. (the polymer frame also has numerous metal components within it, but I'll save you the technical dissertation) You need metal to make a gun, period. In addition, the ammo casings and bullets are metal as well.

  561. They need to check grandma! by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Not checking grandma was specifically rejected in the US because there are grandma's who are terrorists. Some of the suicide bombers in Israel appeared to be normal grandma's until they set the bomb off and killed some people.

    I personally work with a couple Muslims in the late 20s, and they are fine people. There is no more reason to believe they are terrorists than there is to believe grandma or I am one.

    In fact profiling makes security WORSE! The terrorist only need a tiny number of people to achieve their goals. If you only target the 25 year olds who are, those people make sure they are clean and do nothing when they travel. They spend their time recruiting grandmas to do the dirty work. Remember there are millions of grandma's in the world, they only need a few willing to do the dirty work. It doesn't matter if half of all 25 year old male Muslims are terrorists (to pick something extreme), you cannot to anything about them if they are clean. In the mean time the 1 in a million grandmas are killing people because you are ignoring them.

    1. Re:They need to check grandma! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Not checking grandma was specifically rejected in the US because there are grandma's who are terrorists. Some of the suicide bombers in Israel appeared to be normal grandma's until they set the bomb off and killed some people.

      That and many old ladies take up the profession of drug mules when their social security checks aren't sufficient for their tastes.

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  562. Tin Foil Underwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to start wearing it

  563. What about the poor TSA scanner operators. by xs650 · · Score: 1

    All this worry about passengers privacy.

    What about showing a little pity for the poor TSA scanner operators that have to look at nekkid airline passengers all day. Have you taken a good look at what the average passenger looks like?

    Another thought on airport security. Every time airline passengers have to take off their shoes at a security check, they and the TSA emplyees should be thankful that the shoe bomber didn't have his explosives hidden up his ass.

    1. Re:What about the poor TSA scanner operators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What about showing a little pity for the poor TSA
      >scanner operators that have to...

      They don't *have to*. They chose the job, because there was a sudden demand, for a low-skilled moderately paid job, with openings in every town that had an airport. Many of the screeners are working their *first job* ever.

      Ask one sometime what he or she did before going into homeland security.

  564. That... by umrgregg · · Score: 1
    Or their cofee and a blowjob.

    Hah.

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    1. Re:That... by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      For the first bit: a double-door cubbyhole thing that can only have 1 door open at a time (to pass stuff through into the cockpit securely)

      For the second: a stewardess in the cockpit. call her a "Technical Specialist" or something.

  565. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by ilyaaohell · · Score: 1

    El Al is a government owned airline in a country that spends a significantly higher portion of it's budget on defense than even the United States. Additionally, El Al operates a fleet of only a few dozen airplanes. The American aviation industry has hundreds of planes belonging to dozens of private companies with variable budgets.

    Let us not forget that to board an El Al flight, you must go through a thorough screening process, including interviews with counter-terrorism experts, to determine your psychological state and to interrogate you about whether or not you are who you say you are. How can they afford to do all this? Once again, because they have a small number of planes and because they are funded by a wealthy government. El Al doesn't exist to make money, it exists to protect the lives of traveling Israeli nationals and visitors.

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  566. Watch Nudie Cam for FREE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the number of lines at the airport, I can always catch a glimpse of some screener's monitor as it x-rays someone's luggage. There aren't any signs or screeners saying, "you can't stand there."

    What are they going to do? Install privacy blinders around the monitors or set-up remote viewing stations?

  567. Save the planes! by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Screw the people... they're easy to replace. But planes cost money!

    Seriously folks. Get some freaking perspective. These measures aren't to save you from the evil AQ terrorists (who've hit the continental US ONCE in the past 500 years), but to make the sheeple feel safe, and to pump lots of money into defense contractors and security product makers. Really, were I intent on causing death and destruction, I'd walk into an airport on a friday evening and toss some AP grenades into the air. Or I'd pack a shipping container full of C4 and old uranium from Russia and set it off in one of the many, many unprotected seaports. Or I'd find a nightclub, or a church, or a sporting event, or an ANYTHING. Do you see the pattern? Catch the key word? ANYTHING. It does't matter how many billions you blow on security, how invasive you are... there is ALWAYS a loophole, a weakness, a way. And that's exactly what the government is counting on. An unlimited source of fear, and fear is the tool. Today it's airports, next it's shipping, sporting events, libraries, coffee shops... they just have to pick one, make you afraid of it, and then spend the next 5 years pumping money into the industry in the name of Freedom(tm) and National Security(tm).

    The key to understand is that THIS is how the Terrorists Win (tm). Not by blowing up a nightclub, or crashing a plane. The key word is "Terror", hence "Terrorists". A "Terrorist" is one who causes terror, and by causing terror, he wins. Some guys crash planes into buildings 4 years ago, and everyone is still afraid. They've won.
    The battle is not over planes or money, the battle is over Terror. You make them more afraid of you, than you are of them. That's how you win. And you do that not by blowing the shit out of unrelated countries, but by undermining their base, making them weak, to the point where they know if they hit you, they'll have no support at all.

    For example, "Hmm, Saudi Arabia, looks like you're closely allied with AQ to us. So, until you stop funding and stamp out AQ, we're not buying any more oil from you. Yes, it will hurt, but we'll find other suppliers, and this is the price we pay for sticking to our values".

    So, let me predict how this particular issue will go. Govt: We want to see you nekkid! Sheeple: No, we will protest! Govt: Ok, we reluctantly agree to restrict our NekkidViewer to people who really, really deserve it. Sheeple: Yay! We've won! Government of the People, baby!

    Meanwhile, no-one cares that their library records are recorded by the government, that there's a national biometric database, or cameras on every street corner. The government isn't stupid enough to think that we'll actually let them see us nekkid. It's just a carrot to dangle to the sheeple, to distract them from the real objective. And it helps keep eyeballs away from the real issue. After all, how many people would rather read about NekkidView than biometrics?

    Todays score:
    Terrorists: 1
    Government: 1
    People: 0

    Have a nice day.

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  568. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by taboo959 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. While I have never seen an actual image of the type of boxcutter used in the 9/11 sky-jackings (it's possible they were the rather rare straight-razor type, in which case I'm curious why they were allowed on in carry-on baggage in the first place), the standard boxcutter makes a pretty shitty knife too, from a threatening standpoint. I worked in several packaging places in my youth, and the linked type is the only one I ever ran into in the workplace.

    That said, I've never understood how you could successfully high-jack a plane with one.....

  569. Creative solution to the hiring problems... by peter1 · · Score: 1
    Well on the positive side we won't have a shortage of security screeners anymore!

    Personally I'd rather wait until the color version is available... (maybe with a one-click auto-post of certain images might be nice)

  570. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As proven on the TV show MythBusters: Shooting a bullet through an airplane window in a pressurised cabin will not cause rapid depressurization of the cabin, air will escape through the bullet hole but the window will not explode.

  571. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    /agree

    There is no mass production of guns that cannot be detected by metal detectors, but there is such thing as a ceramic-based gun that can't be detected. The problem is that it is so delicate that only a few shots can be fired before you need a new gun.

  572. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Digital+Autumn · · Score: 1

    Yes, exactly. Though the shadow of 9/11 blocks it out, people may remember stories about the rash of airline violence that has taken place outside of the terrorist situation. Adding handguns to the mix sounds like an awful idea to me, especially in the paranoid state American air passengers find themselves in today.

  573. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated...Cancer by EvilBudMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wouldn't this also increase the cancer rate over your lifetime if you travel alot too?

  574. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by ff0000 · · Score: 1
    Why do we look at run-of-the-mill murder as something that we can't afford to give up our rights to prevent, but terrorism as something that is so fearful that almost anything is fair game.

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. It fool me. We can't get fooled again."

    Seriously though, this is just another argument about what people are willing to give up for (real or imaginative) security.
  575. Fun with x-ray opaque paint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next flight write something truly offensive above your crotch in aluminum paint. "FUGW" comes to mind. Perhaps 'No Entry' above your butt... especially if you're flying to SF... or maybe 'Entry In Rear' if you lean that way. Lots of fun to be had. Mess with their pointy little heads - the mind you twist will appreciate it. Honest!!

    1. Re:Fun with x-ray opaque paint by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of "nothing to see...move along"

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  576. well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your ass would appear shaved.

  577. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by taboo959 · · Score: 1

    As someone watching from outside (ie non-USian), the slippery slope is far, far behind you. You're now in the Crisco coated grain chute. Any hope of derailing the current trend of personal freedom/privacy loss is likely long, long past.
    What really disturbs me is how easily the US government is pulling other countries down the same route....

  578. Tech hostile to scanners? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Since all of these scanners have a signature what happens when somebody rigs a device that activates 1 on scan 2 X time after the scan 3 and causes the scanner to shutdown ? or how about a PHS programmed staff member? News at 23:00 time???

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  579. Run the numbers.... by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    If keep the door sealed, that 8-year-old girl dies. Yes... very tragic and all.

    But if you OPEN the door, she dies anyway. And so do you, everyone else aboard the plane, and hundreds or thousands of people when the hijackers reach their target.

    Sure, it's a shitty decision to have to make. But at the end of the day, the good of the many outweighs the good of the few... or the one. And I WOULD want pilots with the kind of detachment necessary to make the right call, even when it's that difficult, flying the plane.

    cya,
    john

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  580. privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome! Now I can show my balls to the airport security people without going to jail! Maybe when one of the female TSA reps sees my package she'll ask me out!

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  582. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious....you think that grandparents and children should never be searched? Seriously?

    So all a terrorist needs to do is enlist someone over 60 or under 10 to carry their guns/explosives/etc. onto the plane for them? Or better yet, someone else's grandparent (how many old people are that attentive to their carry-on luggage)?

    I'm not saying that it makes sense to be strip-searching 80-year olds and 3-year-olds, but if you're going to strip-search 18-year-olds and 45-year-olds, you damn well better be searching everyone, or the entire exercise is pointless.

  583. Real auto pilot by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Computers can already land airplanes. It is a short step to pre-program the computer to fly the plane the entire way and have passangers in the cockpit.

    Hijack? Sorry, the flight path can only be programed when the engines are off. Flight control is handled by computers using strong encryption between planes. Human pilots are not allowed on the runways computer controlled aircraft use, so the planes just decide landing/takeoff orders themselves.

    Mind several redundant systems are required to do this. And I want the strong encryption reviewed by experts, not snake oil salesmen. Still humans are not perfect either.

    1. Re:Real auto pilot by EvanED · · Score: 1

      So what happens when there's an emergency?

      Sioux City crash, 1989, United 232. A DC-10's engine 2 essentially explodes (the fan rotor broke) and sends shrapnel into the wings and fuselage. This shrapnel severs the hydraulic lines that provide control of the plane. The DC-10 has three such systems for redundancy; the shrapnel cuts all three lines.

      With the only attitude control being provided by the engines, and using the throttles to apply different thrusts to the left and right engines and turn the plane, the flight crew (and an extra passenger) manages to crash land at Sioux City airport. (There's a good chance you've seen the video.) Out of 296 people, 184 survived.

      If you had presented the scenario to almost any pilot in the country the day before it happened and asked them if they thought it would be possible to do that without attitude control, they would have said no.

      That's 184 people who would be unquestionably dead if there were not pilots onboard.

  584. I don't mind this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as the screeners are naked too.

  585. Some people are more equal than others by herc_mk2 · · Score: 1
    I'm amazed at the fact that people are so fearful of terrorists that they would allow this. The murder rate in America is between about 10,000 and 25,000 people. Even at the low number, each year about four times more Americans get murdered by fellow Americans than died in 9/11.

    It's not the *people* that are demanding this, it's the government. Sure, more people are murdered in DC every year than can fit on a 747, but land that 747 on the White House or the US Capitol, and you'll find out whose life is worth more (in the government's eyes).

    I'm not passing judgement on this, but a hundred dead civilians concerns people a lot less than a hundred dead senators.

  586. Get elected to Congress by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    I'm a frequent flyer and I'm already pissed with the current security measures.

    Get yourself elected then you get to skip all the invasive security and go through VIP security check which is the white glove treatment. That's on those rare times when you're flying commercial instead of being whisked around in private jets by lobbyists and companies looking for favors.

    I maintain one of the big reasons crap like this goes on is that Congress never sees it. They never have to mix with us little people so they're never subject to that long, long wait in the security line. So it's no surprise when TSA tells them that the wait is acceptable to most people. It's a lie, but how would they know?

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  587. New use for tinfoil.... by d474 · · Score: 1

    Time for tinfoil underwear.

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  588. The answer to the problem: GA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer to this security check point crap? General Aviation. Get yourself a pilot's license and fly anywhere you want to almost any airport you want with no baggage restrictions, no lines, no security bs. The sky's no longer the limit!

    Stop dreaming, start flying! Be a pilot.
    http://www.beapilot.com/

    1. Re:The answer to the problem: GA by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Ok, so how fast does your single-engine Cessna fly?
      How long would it take you to travel, say, from Seattle to Atlanta, and how much would that cost?

      Now, compare that with Delta.

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    2. Re:The answer to the problem: GA by GeneTheMachine · · Score: 1

      All pilots must follow FAA regulations.

  589. Someone with a gun by melted · · Score: 1

    Someone with a gun would get stopped by metal detector in either of the lines.

  590. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

    Dunno how you'd hijack a plane with a freaking knife after 9-11.

    a) Air Marshals are on only a very small minority of flights.

    b) Humans are, well, human.

    People are both afraid of personal danger and they're afraid of doing anything that would allow harm to come to others. A hijacker that killed one or two people quickly might have a lot of success at getting others to do what he wishs them to do, possibly even a pilot. I know a hijacked plane would be much more likely to go the way of the Pennsylvania 9/11 plane today, but it's far from a certainty that it couldn't be successful.

    TW

  591. I'll go with 100 dead senators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had my choice, I would say kill a hundred senators, not a hundred civilians. In fact, do it when they're trying to pass legislation to allow cock-scanners in airports :)

  592. not anymore by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    I know how you can use a nail clip to cut someone. You probably couldn't kill anyone with a nail clipper easily but you can certainly put them in pain, which is all a terrorist needs.

    Maybe that used to be the case, but it certainly isn't now.

    I doubt that a single hijacker with a handgun could take a large jet these days.

    These days if someone tried to hijack a jet they would have to fight at least half the cabin... to the death...

    Look around on your next flight, do you think you could take them with a nail clipper (or even 15 rounds before you reload)?

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    1. Re:not anymore by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      No but I could threaten to blind someone with it, assuming most people understand that vision is a very cruel thing to take away from another human being I would have a hostage.

    2. Re:not anymore by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

      1. you could do that with a finger...

      2. I think people would call the bluf these days...

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    3. Re:not anymore by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      so even if the person starts screaming in agony as i jam my finger into their eye socket it's a bluff?

      Back to the nail clip, if I pull out the nail file i could jam it into someone's neck.

    4. Re:not anymore by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got my own two fingers to do the job just as fine.

      There is a limit at some point, they can't prevent me from bruising another passenger, nor can they handcuff any karate experts for the flight, and they're probably not going to let me in the cockpit if I put a passenger in a headlock.

    5. Re:not anymore by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      My fingernails are pretty sharp, if I file them properly beforehand...

  593. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    B-17's making it back to base...

    B-17s were unpressurised war planes, designed to take heavy fire, that flew much slower and gnerally lower than modern jets. So if you pullled a gun and went nuts on one it wouldn't be a problem. If you and your NRA buddies shot up a Jumbo, I'd rather not be around, thanks.

  594. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Reziac · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the buzzword effect. It turns off the parts of the brain responsible for critical analysis. "Terrorism" is probably the most powerful buzzword ever invented, edging out even "for the children".

    As to relative odds, your chance of dying in an accident in your own home is far greater than your chance of being murdered (in your bed or elsewhere). So with safety in mind, lets ban individual houses, and all live in nice safe enclosures ... crap, I think I just invoked Godwin's Law :/

    As to your high-contrast message (an excellent idea! Do come back and let us know when you do it!) I suggest putting it square across your ass, so they're forced to take a good close look if they want to read it. ;)

    [Wondering if metallic "temporary tattoo" ink would work]

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  595. Holy homophones, Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hear, hear," not "here, here."

    "Plane," not "plain" -- it's a contraction of "airplane."

  596. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by jaeson · · Score: 1

    Google for Backscatter XRay and you can see all sorts of sample images these devices can take. Anything organic shows up in bright white with plastics, metals, etc showing up as darker shades of grey.

    Apparently they were trying to get around the x-rated picture issue by covering the image of the body with a silhouette so you could not see any detail of the body itself. Not sure how they accomplish this or how well it works though.

  597. How disappointing! by shotfeel · · Score: 1

    You really can't see that much.

    Yeah, how disappointing. The headline said X-rated, I'm not sure this even qualifies as PG-13.

  598. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We're not alowed to touch him at this point or we'll be handed to security for resisting"

    I don't think that random checks are all evil. But that you can't hold your child while they pat him down... motherfuckers.

  599. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
    Well do you want to be the first one who jumps up on top of the guy with a gun? You might have 90% chance of getting killed or would you rather stay put hoping that someone else would that instead and then you might have perhaps %50 chance of getting killed.

    What if you are the guy with the gun end up killing a child when you miss and perhaps shoot ome holes through the hull endangering everybody's lifes even more than they already are. Chances are the terrorists are much better at shooting then the ordinary citizens with guns even the ones who are "trained."

  600. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    I have a bicklebrush growing in my front yard. Yeah, its spines rip your clothes every time you go by, but it keeps the tigers away.

    You don't see any tigers in my yard, do you??

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  601. They are probably using Teraherz Imaging by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    They are probably using Teraherz Imaging, not X-Rays to screen people. X-Rays are ionizing radiation. Their use comes with a lot of regulatory restrictions.

    The body emits radiation in the 0.1 THz - 4 THz spectrum which can be picked up by Teraherz imaging devices.

    Teraherz frequencies are non-ionizing and are located below the IR light spectrum and above the RF spectrum. 1 THz = 1000 GHz. Teraherz imagers will work with or without a Teraherz emitting source. Teraherz energy will pass through the body like X-rays, but the body also emits it's own energy which passes through clothing and can be picked up with a Teraherz imager.

  602. I see a market by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    for underwear which has a high contrast on these things.... Maybe ceramic-composite plates similar to those used in certain types of body armor....

    Honestly... This is fundamentally *bad* technology. If it can easily be manipulated, it is even worse technology.....

    Honestly, we are setting ourselves up to be more vulnerable rather than less. A tightly organized terrorist group could cause *more* damage to the US using very little force than they could prior to Sept 11th. Consider the following scenario:

    1) Terrorists engage in a large number of fake plots. Maybe leaving luggage stuffed with weights and paper in airport restrooms, giving annonymous tips about ships importing produce being contaminated with chemical and/or biological agents, etc. As a result air traffic is largely shut down in this country, as are produce imports.

    2) Once people discover that these are all hoaxes, a real attack is set off somewhere. Security is either distracted or not taking it seriously. So the damage is greater. THis could be kept up for a while. Bear in mind that the goal of terrorism is to scare us into being manipulated. We are well on the way to giving them that.

    What we need to do is focus on how to minimize the impact of attacks and then work carefully to find political ways to cut terrorists off from their support base. Prevention is less important than containment.

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  603. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    My first thought on that is... I don't believe them.

    If all you can see is a "silhouette", then why can't I hide a low-density weapon flat against my body, visible only as part of the silhouette?? Hell, just fit it to my ass crack or my cock and it should be hidden along with the biological "detail".

    The problem is that either it *has* to see these "details", or it is not effective (and someone is selling us a line of snake oil).

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  604. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if only there were a way to get from one place to another before there were planes! i want the idiot who wrote the parent post to get a brain, and do a little thinking. try it sometime, though it may hurt you the first few times.

  605. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    To furhter nit what was probably a typo, a mile is 5280 feet. Unless you're somewhere that feet are longer than normal :)

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  606. Easy Enough Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone with a kid, after the first time you go through one of these machines, charge the TSA with distributing child pornography. That ought to stop it. (Is there an emoticon for cynicism???)

  607. Since when do terrorists.. by eieken · · Score: 1

    Bring big obvious knives or guns onboard planes anyways? It seems to me that boxcutters were at one point in time OK to bring onboard because of their innocuous appearance. If there is a next terrorist plot, who is to say they will bring something obviously weapon-like onto a plane?

    There is no X-Ray machine or airport security person that will catch someone determined enough. As someone previously posted, having a locked pilot chamber, and a tazer (or other non-airplane puncturing subdual device) armed guard on the plane is the best way.

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  608. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    Before the parent gets moderated the rest of the way to oblivion I just wanted to point this nugget out:

    You'd have to be a pretty big Pollyanna to believe that removing all security at the airport will result in safer air travel.

    This has got to be THE best example of a strawman fallacy that I have ever seen!

  609. Actually, I support this! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    And the national ID card!

    And the Iris scanner project, like the one currently being tested in Halifax airport!

    And finger-print scanners!

    And RFID chips in my passport, clothing, arm, etc.!

    And unconditional wire-tapping authority by the FBI, CIA, Police, etc.!

    And libraries, banks, the postal system and international travel organizations (among others) keeping tabs on the things I see, think and do, and being forced to report to law enforcement agencies!

    And unconditional powers of arrest for suspected crimes based on no evidence and an easily applied 'Enemy Combatant' label!

    And torture to derive needless/useless information should I be arrested for being suspected of being suspicious and generally mouthy!

    And over-enthusiasm among the police resulting in things like lethal taser misuse and power-tripping cops!

    And jail systems owned by corporate entities which make PROFIT by keeping and employing prisoners!

    And Neocons who either don't see or who are profiting from the climate of artificially constructed FEAR!

    And. . , well, that's enough for now. I can't WAIT to see what comes next! It's all just so exciting!

    Get out now. Everybody knows it's here and that it's going to get worse. Looking the other way will only get you killed. Fascism is real.


    -FL

  610. Cant wait for hidden video of the passengers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    itll be circulating in irc channels under
    #voyer

    hilarious, we will be able to see
    penis rings and nipple rings!

  611. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Floody · · Score: 1

    Handguns are heavy. To make it easier to carry one around all day, Glock designed a line with some parts made of plastic rather than metal to make them a little lighter. It worked so well that now many handguns from other manufacturers have plastic frames.

    Not so sure about the "Glock deisgned a line with some parts," but you could be right. Certainly modern glocks are just as heavy, if not heavier than other modern pistols. In fact, the modern glock is actually mostly metal, with the exception of the receiver (lower portion of a pistol, below the slide) and grip. The barrel is, as any reasonable person would assume, completely metal. I am not sure if there are any other manufactured materials in existance that are both strong enough and flexible enough to withstand the compression wave. Certainly none are inexpensive enough. ;)

  612. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May I suggest sunblock?

  613. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Reziac · · Score: 1

    "That's why the entire TSA is a farce. It's purpose has never been to increase the security of the travelling public, but rather to preserve our conditioned docility..."

    Your statement would be more accurate if you'd stopped at that point. IMO, whether our gov't can "protect" us or not isn't really the issue, just the excuse.

    How would the gov't "protect" us if someone drove along a busy freeway dropping homemade grenades out the window -- scan every car as it entered the freeway? What about dropping a few dead rats into a water main -- should we shut off the public water system so this can't happen? There's no end to the fun if you're a really creative terrorist, because there's no way to "protect" everyone from an imaginative attack.

    But you can frighten all the sheep into wanting to be "kept safe". On second thought, that now seems to be the government's job :/

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  614. hijackers inside the cockpit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or so my brother-in-law, an air marshall tells me. He said that there were hijackers inside the cockpit as student pilots. Who knows?

    He did have a good idea, though - instead of taking steak knives away from everyone, the flight attendants shold be at the door, handing everyone who boards a steak knife. I know that wouldn't work for a variety of reasons, but it sounds good, if only at a visceral level.

  615. Re: Senate by Abreu · · Score: 1

    ...And to think that some people claimed there was no way Jar Jar Binks would have been elected senator!

    Just watch real world parlaments!

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  616. I liked this story better... by verch · · Score: 1
  617. I don't deny any of what you have said by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    I just think that killing one passanger is far from sufficiant to hijack a plane these days...

    I am assuming that if the objective of the action is to kill one or two people, it would be more easily accomplished on ground. If the objective is to take over a plane, you will need the ability to kill or otherwise incapacitate a large number of people.

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  618. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by ahoehn · · Score: 1

    Yes, but have you ever flown El-Al? It's miserable. Completely miserable. The screening process is painful - the last time I flew through Israel on the way to Africa, (and the last time I ever will) getting through security in Israel took about two hours, with the security questions and the bag searching and the unending waiting in line.
    I would imagine that in a country like Israel, this level of security might make sense. But the idea that American airlines should be more like El-Al in their security proceedures is rediculous. I'd do everything I could to keep from flying if I knew an experience like El-Al's security screening was waiting for me at the airport.

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  619. Fat by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    Thwarting body-scanning technology would be simple, he argues. Because of concerns about radiation, body scanners are designed not to penetrate the skin. All that's needed is someone heavily overweight to go through the system, he said. I won't quote him directly on the details; suffice it to say he posits that a weapon or explosives pack could be tucked into flabby body folds that won't be penetrated by the scanner.

    Looks like Michael Moore might have a future as a homicide bomber...oh wait, he already did that. :-)

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  620. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Thanks for my first laugh-out-loud moment of the day.

  621. Re: Lighters in checked baggage by Abreu · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, lighters (and lighter fluid) have always been banned from checked baggage because of the different air pressures and temperatures they may be exposed to during flight.

    I used to work for an airline before 9/11 and we had to tell people to take out their lighters and put them on their carryon baggage

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  622. Rapiscan? For serious? by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

    I'd hate to see the names they rejected for this.

    "OK, we've got it down to Rapiscan, Violatron, or Nip-L-sniff."

  623. Re:Details & sample images of 5-year-OLD techn by Reziac · · Score: 1

    The PDF link seems to be dead, but the HTML link still works:
    http://personal.law.miami.edu/~froomkin/articles/p rivacy-deathof.htm

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  624. Toy Transformer Robots? by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

    Anybody know why they'd have to specify that as being ok?
    At one point somebody thought terrorists could smuggle aboard destructicons and then build devastator??

  625. Not X-rays, Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    technically, as i recall, this "x-ray" machine actually uses 1mm microwaves, not x-rays.

  626. Overrated... literally by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    Here we go again. When this story broke a few days ago, the news kept saying "triple-x rated". I think not. What, these machines are actually going to show passengers in sexually explicit behaviors? No, at WORST they're going to be standing there naked which, in the right context, can even get you on PBS during primetime -- this is completely nonsexual in nature.

    It's NUDITY folks. Not artistic, not even medical. Is this necessary for airline travel? Well that's a different point than the one I'm arguing. Let's understand the ratings system before we start throwing it around as criticism.

    RP

    1. Re:Overrated... literally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but you forget, this is Jesusland^WAmerica. ALL nudity is sexual. Even if it's ass-fugly. Even if it's a classical statue. If there's a breast or a penis, it's sexual, and undoubedtly SOMEONE must be protected from being titillated by it.

  627. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

    Yup, looks like we have a Fox News watching hillbilly on our hands...

    "If they hadn't done picked on your child, they'd have been fired." (grandparent)

    Yessuh, if they dun hadn't picked on yer whippersnapper, y'alls woulda been farred!

  628. Microwaves, not X-rays by usererror3000 · · Score: 1

    technically, as i recall, this "x-ray" machine actually uses 1mm microwaves, not x-rays.

    woops didn't mean to post as AC

  629. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by clohman · · Score: 1

    No, they're Kevlar. Kevlar-jacketed rounds are not common armor-piercing loads. I saw one my ex-boss bought after being attacked on a plane, since it was their only chance to catch him unarmed. He assured me it passed through detectors unnoticed. It was weird--so light, it felt like a toy to hold. Perhaps he may have had to customize it to achieve this.

  630. Penis Metaphor Thread Starts Here by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    1) jimmah
    2)

    1. Re:Penis Metaphor Thread Starts Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One-eyed trouser snake
      percy
      wife's best friend
      johnson
      bird
      willy
      21st digit

  631. forget tinfoil hats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm going to wear a tinfoil cup!

  632. Getting boiled by x-rays every day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at an airport and get scanned by metal detectors many times every day. They claim the radiation from them is minimal. How about the radiation from those x-rays? I don't want cancer just because some guys want to see me naked!

  633. more money is never the answer by Imazalil · · Score: 1

    This is my recent experience through airport security:

    Trip as from Vancouver (canada) to Toronto to New York. The tighest security was when I was leaving Vancouver, even the rivets in my Jeans set the metal detector off. Seeing this I got quite paranoid over the Toronto stop-over to get to New York, well it was all unfounded, I walked through the metal detector with my watch and wallet on me, and not a peep from the metal detector.

    How can someone justify spending who know how much on these new machines when the current ones aren't even being used properly!

    1. Re:more money is never the answer by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "even the rivets in my Jeans set the metal detector off."

      I get screened closely, quite often. It always amuses me when the rivets in my jeans are a subject of close scrutiny. I mean, Levi's jeans must be one of the most common garments in the world, right? And they have rivets in specific, well-defined, expected spots. Yet, every time I've been wanded, it's been treated as if it's the first time the screener has seen pants with metal parts.

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  634. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by clohman · · Score: 1

    On the bright side, this ought to cut down on the Attractive Travelling Companion* delay.

    *i.e. whenever I am fortunate enough to travel with an attractive woman, we have to arrive an hour earlier, as she's inevitably subjected to further rounds of search. Have any of you noticed this as well?

  635. Vomit bags at the x-ray machines, now by garylian · · Score: 0

    Seriously, no matter what airport you go to, you wouldn't want to see 95% of the patron's in a bathing suit, much less x-ray nudes. Besides which, if there are underage folks going through those machines, then it would be considered child pornography, in all likelyhood.

  636. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Inebrius · · Score: 1

    This is the first time I noticed this, but the standard for conviction is considerably lower in England than in the U.S. To be found guilty in the U.S., the conviction must be unanimous 12-0. The two charges that stuck were both decided 10-2 and the article I read implied that a majority was all that was needed.

    It also seems that the burden is much higher in England than in the U.S. to use self defense.

    The guy should have been convicted of weapons charges, period. Yet he was never charged with that offence. The burglars got what they deserved. What should he have done, in the middle of the night, with 3 burglars having broken in, without lighting to see the burglars, without knowing how many, if they were armed, if they intended to harm him? I think he did the right thing. Was the man a paranoid loon? It isn't paranoia when they really are out to get you. He obviously knew, as many in England do, that the police are less and less empowered to protect people. The criminals know this. The fact that 3 men broke into an occupied home at night shows the guy, while a bit strange, was not paranoid. He was dead right. It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you. In this case, they tried, and he was able to protect himself and his property. If the criminals, on their combined 114 previous convictions were in jail, this never would have happened.

  637. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I knew the Airport was giving free passes to say under 5 year olds and I was a terrorist, I would have no problems strapping a bomb to my 5 year old. We both end up in heaven with 21 virgins. Since my 5 y.o. isn't old enough yet I get 42 out of the deal.

  638. Privileges vs Rights and Blacklists banning people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was lectured by an American how flying is a privilege and not a right. Therefore no-fly blacklists are a ok.

    The same goes for driving a car.

    The same goes for traveling in a train, or in fact any kind of public transportation.

    The same goes for using the Internet or the telephone system.

    These are PRIVILEGES, not RIGHTS. Is this true, what this republican american told me?

    If so, you're soon going to have loads more blacklists with no people able to do anything but walk. And not on public roads at that. Using public roads is a privilege. Not a right.

  639. I see naked terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a disturbingly large subsection of the male human population that would prefer Roseanne Bar.

    1. Re:I see naked terror by javamann · · Score: 1

      I find thinking of her works better than thinking of baseball.

  640. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by BostonPilot · · Score: 1
    Me too. There would not be ANY question of letting strangers walk away with my 2yo. I probably would allow them to wand a young child while I held them, but nothing more.

    If they couldn't accommodate that, I would not fly.

    I agree with the general sentiment that all these invasive searches suck.

  641. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by BostonPilot · · Score: 1
    The cockpit is not a separate pressure vessel. Whether there is a cockpit door or not, the cockpit and cabin will de-pressurize together.

    That said, de-pressurization at altitude is a serious situation, but should be survivable by most of the passengers most of the time. I would think that people with medical conditions might well suffer serious injury or die, but that is certainly not a forgone conclusion.

    One friend used to fly an airplane that would commonly experience catastrophic de-pressurization events at 25,000 feet (it was a turbo-charged piston twin). There were never any injuries, although it probably isn't the most pleasant way to spend your day.

  642. old by kjcdude · · Score: 0

    old

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  643. ugh, please, enter the 20th century by fiddlesticks · · Score: 1

    'Think airport security is bad enough already'

    no. US airport 'security' is a slow joke that scares people from other countries and yet ignores major security breaches.

    LAX has *one* major screener, no attempt to have a process, rather a general hullabaloo, no 'where am i in the system', but bluster and false positives a-go-go. People wander out of the queue (line) and greet friends who've been screened, randoms from god-knows-what-US-state look amazed when their bag is searched yet I watch people *repack their bag after it was screened*

    Every other country has had for years a sensible, non-intrusive (as a foreign national at a US hub i was finger-printed, retina-scanned and my photo taken) and rational systems.

    You are still living in 1932, grateful that air-travellers land, and amazed when they aren't US citizens

    Get more serious, get less inappropriate, and deal with modern hub- and spoke- travel, or people won't fly to you anymore.

  644. Secure Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make a valid point about the random mall searches. It's not just about airport security. It is also a way to check for security. A CA city councilman was busted for a nickel of pot. (A nephew took the rap.)

    A search warrant works like this. Police go before a judge and get a warrant for weapons. They search your house & don't find any but they did see some pot. They have to go back to the judge and get another warrant. Then they can bust you for the pot. Airport security is an open ended search warrant. Remember this was put together by the same minds who thought eliminating the $1,000- bill would impact the cocaine business.

    We have become the countries I was taught to hate, Cummunist Russia and Nazi Germany.

    20 years ago I read in a computer book that for every security system 1 person can build there is another person equally as clever to figure a way around it. This was published before teenagers were hacking into the Pentagon computers.

    AND no plane will be able to be hyjacked in the future. It's no longer just a change in itinerary. There will always be at least a dozen guys on any plane that will fight back against any hyjackers.

    SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT before it happens. A hyjacker is holding a knife to a baby's throat. He will say don't stop me or I will kill the baby. What are you going to do???

    1. Re:Secure Thoughts by GeneTheMachine · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to be Anonymous, I thought I was logged in.

  645. Re:sample pic courtesy of Hip Nip! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stolen from beforeonetime by soobvious.

    Kandi Rocks.

  646. I can't side ;) by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    It's bad! = small penis!
    It's good = smaller penis!

    toasty :)

  647. Other considerations by mwood · · Score: 1

    I notice that privacy and rights and whatnot are being fully discussed, but I haven't seen any discussion of the fact that we're talking eeeevil killer unclean RADIATION. Maybe that's a hopeful sign, but at the same time I do want to know that it'll be darned difficult to accumulate a significant dose from these scans if I ever become a frequent flyer.

  648. Require nude flying by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1

    Agreed, requiring nude flying (and no carry-on luggage) will pretty much eliminate the whole issue of searches. Well, except for those daring enough to stuff body cavities with explosives and weapons.

  649. BBC Tomorrows world by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    I remember this on the BBC program `Tomorrows world`.

    The two presenters came on, one male and one female. The female looked nothing unusual. But then I nearly blurted out "What's that consealed in his pants!". I'm suprised it aired but thought it was hilarious. What a child I am.

    On a more serious note,
    when entering Nepal in a large group 2 girls got taken aside. I had already gone through. As I looked back I saw a stainless steel table and a lady in uniform donning a latex glove. I kid you not! Why them?

    - Why not me :`( Guess I would have had a bloke though :( There is no consolation.

    So for them the technology would have been preferable.

    It's certainly interesting if you already know how to make a gun out of a BritishAirways pillow and a plastic fork.

  650. Right to fly naked and skip the line by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1

    I love it. Excellent idea.

  651. Solution to too much government by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1
    A way to slow down the growth of government is to require the legislative body to read the proposed legislation in full, orally, before voting on it. And require a cooling-off waiting period before the vote so the people can review it. Such a rule has just been submitted to the US Congress. You can show your support here:

    http://www.downsizedc.org/read_the_laws.shtml

  652. Mmm...seems like by milatchi · · Score: 0

    I Totally Recall seeing this before somewhere.

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  653. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by erroneus · · Score: 1

    You make some pretty strange assumptions when it comes to carrying handguns.

    First of all, I'll state that I live in Texas so my opinions on this subject should be somewhat unsurprising. But consider living in an area where traffic is always screwed up and people never seem to understand what "the passing lane" is for.

    Now you'd think that the ability to carry a handgun legally in this state and routine road-rage would equate to someone's grandmother going on a shooting spree. So far, I haven't heard of any... have you? There just hasn't been a lot of incidents surrounding people being shot that way. In fact, crime seems to had dropped significantly in areas where people are known to carry.

    I think your worries are exaggerated greatly.

    There's no way to make anything hijack-proof. Shit is going to happen. I'd rather give everyone a fighting chance than to see them go down helpless.

  654. Marginal decreases in rights by dustmite · · Score: 1

    What then would be unacceptable?

    Almost by definition, every change is always going to be "just on the acceptable side", because it will always only be marginally worse than the current status quo, which people have already gotten used to and thus have already accepted as being totally the "norm". People have remarkably high tolerance, almost unlimited, to absymal conditions as long as they've gotten used to something as being "normal".

    Each change represents only a marginal decrease in your rights. It will always be accepted. That's why there are "slippery slopes", and they're not imaginary, they're very real. Even the mere threat of something previously totally unheard of (e.g. the idea that anyone should be allowed to see you naked "for security reasons") is enough to start psychologically "normalising" the concept. An hour ago, it was just unheard of and "shocking" to me, but now I've already come to terms with this "new reality" as something I'll have to put up with when I travel again. By the second or third time I go through the scanners, I'll think it's 100% normal. And any children growing up now will live in such a world entirely and never realise that it was ever any other way. But there will be many more "marginal" changes coming still.

    Everyone has a right to privacy. That should be so obvious that I find it something of a marvel that there are even people dumb enough to even consider that it might be debatable. Privacy is like almost everything else in our lives - it has countless positive and healthy uses, and a miniscule percentage of shady uses.

    We all know this isn't really going to help combat terrorism either.

  655. Nice try by hummassa · · Score: 1

    But I think that if there were a non-toxic, not-terribly-expensive KO gas, it would be normal policy to KO all passengers for any flight. Imagine the economy on catering. Or peanuts :-) What *is* the thing with airlines and peanuts anyway???

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  656. Plastic Explosives in Breast Implants!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have it on good information that suicide terrorists may be planning to use women with plastic explosives hidden inside tits, or breast implants! You can feel them out because they're a bit harder than normal tits and tell them apart!

    Be sure to check those tits on chicks!

  657. Real Job Incentives... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    "RE: Who wants to see everything?"

    Widespread advertising of such screener capabilities is bound to boost employee retention,
    already a real problem for the TSA. Such xray vision capabilities is bound to attract more job applicants (,never mind that these "might not be" the type of employee that the TSA really needs). The Dubya regime is doing all in its power to keep the Federal Employee union out of the TSA -- the pay and working hours suck, the screeners' job can be shifted from airport to another on short notice, and the TSA is already threatening to outsource these positions to lowest bid government contractors.

    Instead of focusing on having motivated, professional Federalized screeners, the TSA would rather spend their money on underlying (and often non-functional) technology. And while our borders, seaports, and air cargo go largely unsecured and under-inspected, the TSA is ready to roll back the clock to pre-9/11/2001, when the airports themselves were responsible for their own security. (That worked out well before, didn't it?)

    The nation's air travellers are already being subjected to groping screeners, stolen baggage from proportedly "secure" areas, and worst -- all while the airport ground crews pass straight through locked security doors. Every time there is a more thorough background check run on these screeners and the ground crews, more criminals & illegal aliens are discovered to be employees.

    The whole problem boils down to the fact that neither the Dubya regime nor the neo-cons in charge of Congress was to see in increase in the number of Federal employees, especially Federal employees that demand the right to unionize. It is not hard to predict that 2 years from now, there will be no Federal employees in the TSA who are security screeners -- they will all be underpaid, non-motivated employees of private government contracters.

    Deja vu, all over again.

  658. Re:If you drive on the highway... whats an airplan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a "wife/girlfriend/daughter" you insensitive clod. So I'm all for seeing everyone else's. Terrorists will be able to get around this by using very ugly people so that the screeners may glance away from their monitor to avoid losing their lunch.

  659. Strip searches all around! by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

    And what exactly is the difference between this and a strip search? The humiliating part of a strip search is being naked infront of people you dont know.

    That's exactly what this is minus the taking the clothes off part.

  660. Colostomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As someone who has to live with such a bag now, I thank you for your awareness and your attempt to educate others about the issue.

    As it is, I'm already concerned each time about what would happen if it was noticed by security, even without the x-ray devices.

    In a sense though, there is a part of me that would enjoy this if I was more comfortable about it, i.e., if there was less of a social stigma about excretory function and medical "abnormalities."

    In that case, I would love to empty the contents of the bag in the hands of the security person so they could "examine" it! :-)

    (Evil? Sure. So since I'm evil, all the more reason to need to examine me huh? :-) )

    Seriously though, I already avoid air travel as it is, whenever possible, due to the current degree of intrusiveness in the name of false "security."

    (Posting anonymously, for what is probably an obvious reason)

  661. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why I take the train everywhere.

  662. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

    Another problem is that even if you can stop people from taking a knife aboard. How can you prevent them from breaking some hard object while in midflight turning it into a dangerous knife? You would have to no longer allow glass, plastic, aluminum, and countless other materials to prevent someone from quickly and easily creating a sharp object in flight. Even after that people can use strings of cotton or their belts to choke people.

    I think airport security has gone a little to far on the sharp objects issue. I hope this doesn't take their focus off of firearms and explosives.

  663. Lesser of 2 Evils by writerjosh · · Score: 1

    That's a tough call. On one hand, I think this new technology solves the problem of strip searches and groping of female passengers. But on the other hand, it's almost the same as strip searching.

    But let's say a woman wearing a berka is being escorted by a suspicious man. Which scenario is more preferable:

    1. Pulling those two out of line and publicly humiliating them. Then furthering the humiliation to the man and the woman by giving the woman a thorough pat-down. Then furthering the humiliation by requiring a strip search of the woman.

    OR

    2. Never having to speak to the suspected woman/man, but having them walk through this x-ray machine just like everyone else.

    I think option 2 is the lesser of two evils. Sure, it violates some personal privacy, but isn't it worth it for airline security? I mean, it's not like their doing this in grocery stores or other public places (not yet at least). Just think of it like going to get a physical. You have to get naked for the doctor if you want to stay healthy. So this is the same: you have to get naked to stay alive in the sky.

  664. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by pdan · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this is because of the purpose terrorism was invented for. After all the main goal is not to destroy a few buildings or kill some people, but to introduce fear. And until now thus scheme has been perfectly successful. The way to win the "war" against terrorism is to stop the fear, not to increase it by constantly introducing new expensive and inefficient security measures.

  665. Two mistakes (at least) by hummassa · · Score: 1

    1. kids being shot in schools in Russia? you gotta be kidding? you mean columbine is not in the USofA?

    2. it's (your rights) online, not your (rights online).

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    1. Re:Two mistakes (at least) by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      re #1. I meant the terror attack in Russia where the were hostages taken, then some were shot, then Russia stormed the place.

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  666. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Marcion · · Score: 1

    "And it's strange that anyone from the UK would be able to post to this discussion without feeling some kind of shame, haven't your camera operators already been disciplined for using them to ogle women?"

    Okay I am that person. The camera operators get to see me naked, big deal. My doctor can too. Sitting in front of a computer both at home and a work means my body isn't that exciting anyway.

    You have got to grow up about it. Nudity does not always have to be sexual. Take a sauna in Finland where you get to sit with naked old relatives. You soon learn that all nudity is not sexual!

    As someone already pointed out, with the alternative being a cavity search, bring on those X-rays.

    Back to the guns, the only people I have ever seen with guns are clay-pigeon shooters and Heathrow cops. I like it that way.

    Don't forget that Britain is very small with a huge amount of people. I live in one of the biggest cities in Europe and in seconds dozens of police can be here. Do I need a gun? No.

    In England it is quite simple, if you own a handgun then you are breaking the law. This makes things very simple. It also means that some criminals are less likely to carry guns since the police here stop and search certain groups (Black, Irish, Muslims) very often indeed (but without Xrays). It is very sad and unfair that certain groups get picked out but it gets the job done apparently.

    I am sorry that you think that I have to be ashamed to be from the UK. I realise that it is a sin not to be born American, I repent profusely. All I can say to that is we don't need guns when we have George Galloway...

  667. Is this a health hazard? by Julia+Cameron · · Score: 1

    Do they know how safe repeated scanning is for frequent fliers? What do they know about the effect of this technology on pregnant women and their unborn children?

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  668. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dunno how you'd hijack a plane with a freaking knife after 9-11.

    Those safety cards which describe what to do in the event of a water landing should include another leaflet that says, "If a couple guys try to take over the plane with knives, beat the hell out of them. There are 130 of you."

  669. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by tylernt · · Score: 1

    There are no "federal concealed carry permits"

    Acutally, Congress passed a bill recently that allows retired police to carry concealed weapons outside of their home state, even if the state they are visiting does not otherwise allow the concealed carry of weapons. This could conceivably be called a federal concealed carry permit, but it's not for citizens so it doesn't really pass muster.

    Now, I bet the Secret Service guys have federal concealed carry permits. I don't think they unstrap and unload and protect the President with brass knuckles, just because they enter Illinois or NYC or some other place that does not allow its subjects to carry concealed.

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  670. This is all fucking bullshit theater. by SparklingClearWit · · Score: 1

    The 9/11 planes were allegedly taken over with fucking BOX CUTTERS. Basically, someone determined enough to take down a plane, bomb a facility, etc., WILL DO SO. What we're not asking ourselves is "why are these people supposedly targeting us?"

    Somewhere else in this thread ...I think this would go a long way in making our flights more secure, without having to resort to privacy encroachment methods.

    Sorry, but I'm not all for the little screener monkeys looking at my wife - even in shitty false color 3d - in the nude (I'm jealous, sorry). Nor do I want them looking at me (cause nobody wants to see that).

    This does NOTHING to promote security, just like the RealID thing does NOTHING to prevent 'more terrorism'.

    Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. All the government does is whisper "terror" (Sorry, 'terra' as GWB says it), and the majority of this country cries in fear, "remembrance", and "Never Forget 9-11!" cries.

    Statistically, four times as many people are murdered each year in this country. Where's your hue and cry for 'more security' in our schools, government buildings, etc. in regards to our own people?

    If you're an American, the privilege of living in a free country is the chance that not everyone will live like you. I, for one, would rather give up human lives instead of the original spirit behind this country.

    Yes, that includes mine or my family's. The greater good - the society that COULD be the US, or the potential we have if we get this damned government straightened out - is worth some agony, bloodshed, and revolt.

    Why are you all so willing to just bend over and ignore this? US Foreign Policy and the general American attitude towards the rest of the world is the largest reason we're reviled by the rest of the world. They only tolerate us because we're the rich quarterback - we'll bring the money and the chicks to the party, but don't piss us off, or we'll punch you.

    Meh. Sometimes I'm ashamed to be born and raised in this country, when the attitude displayed by 90% of the people I encounter is the one you've displayed -- willful ignorance, and undeserved national arrogance.

    1. Re:This is all fucking bullshit theater. by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      Excellently stated!

      I think YOUR post should have been moded higher but you are correct. Therefore, most read it as another ranting liberal and when back to their willful ignorance.

  671. Why is your fiance so worried? by melted · · Score: 1

    Does she have hairy ass?

  672. Flying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and many other things are always going to be a pain in the ass until the US/Europe take a good hard look at their atrocious 57 year old middle east policy. Made even worse in 1967.

  673. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I happen to have had an opportunity to do a little research on the radiological characteristics of these particular two systems. I won't tell you why, and I won't tell you who for, and I won't tell you in what capacity, but I have spent a good amount of time looking into this particular thing. A few things to know about these machines:

    1)They are *not* medical-style X-rays.

    2)The emission rate from these systems is on the order of 3-5 microrem per scan.

    3)There exists an ANSI standard that was created specifically to deal with these types of devices (ANSI N43.17)

    4)If you look into the National Council for Radiation Protection and Measurements Report Number 116, you will find a section on "Negligible Individual Dose." This is a dose below which the chance of harmful effects is effectively zero. These machines are well within the NID.

    5)If you look into NCRP's Report Number 93, you will find a representative cross-section of average radiation exposures to persons in the US. Being searched with these systems is safer than drinking tap water for a year.

    6)Also extrapolating from NCRP 93, one can find out that being searched with these systems imparts a radiation dosage roughly equivalent to cosmic radiation exposure from flying in an airplane for 10 minutes or so.

    Seriously, not a thing to worry about from a radiological standpoint.

  674. Mod Parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up! This is very insightful. Do you think people are going to want to have their wives scanned in such a manner?

  675. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Ice is a myth. There was an episode of Mythbusters where they tried to make ice bullets, but they were just too brittle. They couldn't even load them into a gun before they cracked into pieces.

  676. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    Who says they're in favor of removing all security? Isn't the security we have to go through enough? Has there been a hijacking since the TSA beefed up security?

    I would never allow this to work. I don't think most people will either. Most women aren't going to consent to this. It's against my religion for strangers to see me nude, that goes for both men and women. I'd rather a pat-down (and avoid the groin) than a scan under clothes.

    You don't find this X-Rated? You must have been desensitized then. Plenty of non-Americans will find this appalling.

  677. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A simple airplane hijacking is not terrorism."

    I think that qualifies as the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

  678. really? by way2trivial · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:really? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      How sure? While we will probably never know for sure, I'm inclined to trust transcripts of cell phone calls from the doomed plane over uncorroborated info (or possible FUD) from on high. Also, "shooting down" a plane means blowing it up entirely with something like an air-to-air missile; just shooting a few holes (even fairly large holes) in it won't crash a modern jetliner (bullet holes, clearly from on-ground shooters, are occasionally found during routine inspections). Hell, it won't crash a cropduster.

      Regardless, better to make an effort to save yourself than to be a sheep, especially when the sheep are positively destined for slaughter.

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  679. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was no reason for him to fire.

    Must be nice to be able to make that determination from a safe distance. If I were in a house that burglars were breaking into for the third time, I don't think I'd take the risk to ascertain whether they were armed.

  680. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated...Cancer by mr100percent · · Score: 1

    of course. I say we all sue them. What if the radiation makes me sterile?

  681. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    What makes you think all this additional screening is to protect "the people" from terrorists?

    They don't want hijackers ramming another financial district or D.C. or some bigwig CEO's penthouse office.

    Not killing the rest of us serfs is just a fringe benefit.

    It also allows them to pass such lovely fascist legislation as the PATRIOT act, Real ID, and other crap because "it's good for us".

    And let's not forget all the good those wars are doing.

    I'm sorry...am I being cynical again?

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  682. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Acceptable security?

    It's interesting to watch a great free nation spiral down the toilet of oblivion.

    Apathy and self-centeredness will destroy this country.

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  683. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Jeff+Benjamin · · Score: 1

    Just so you all know, after the aformentioned gropefest, it is an EXTREMELY bad idea to ask for the 'full release.' I tried this once and they kept me at their freedom station for an entire hour.

  684. You hardly need to worry about Radiation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the least of your worries. For every hour you spend up at 30,000 feet you're subjecting yourself to the equivalent of a full-blown x-ray that you typically get at the hospital or A&E.

    I find it amusing that there are all these 'frequent flyers' out there worried about an incredibly weak-powered x-ray examination on the ground when they're getting blasted way more upstairs and they don't even know it.

  685. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

    Plastic.... water..... water gun.... joke... ha ha...

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  686. Re:Details & sample images of 5-year-OLD techn by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    The PDF link works fine for me.

    Here's the money quote, emphasis my own:

    4. Sense-enhanced searches. Sense-enhanced searches rely on one or more technologies to detect that which ordinarily could not be detected with un-aided human senses. These searches differ from surveillance in public places because, with a few excep- tions such as airport body searches, sense enhanced searches are not yet rou- tine, perhaps because of the rarity or expense of the necessary equipment. Instead, the typical sense-enhanced search is targeted at someone or some- thing specific, or carried out at specific and usually temporary locations. Unlike home or office monitoring, which usually requires equipment inside the location of interest, many sense-enhanced searches allow someone on the outside to see what is happening inside a building, a package, or even cloth- ing. Because there is no "entry" as the term is commonly defined, nor a physical intrusion, and because many of the technologies rely on emanations that are not coerced by the observer, these technologies may be permissible under both the Fourth Amendment and private law trespass law. Sense- enhanced search technology is changing rapidly, raising doubts as to what constitutes a reasonable expectation of privacy in a world where we are all increasingly naked and living in transparent homes.
    (page 1496; 36 in the pdf)

    Sigh. I guess that speaks for itself, huh?

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  687. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    I'm confused. How is someone hitchhiking a violation of your rights? Or am I misreading?

  688. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

    Actually, I take back what I said. I was under the false impression that hitchhiking was illegal, when it actually isn't, or so says the Hitchhiking FAQ". I take back the joke.

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  689. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by IAmMacManiac · · Score: 1

    How the Hell did anyone hijack a plane on 9-11 with a box-cutter? Methinks this is the real urban legend...all this airport security is a solution to a non-problem. Prior to 9-11 how many of you had some altercation on a plane that involved any kind of weapon, be it a gun, a knife, or any other kind of threatening object that was brandished by a person? The real reason for the enhanced security in airports is quite simple: drugs and other contraband. This is the government's stock in trade, but there was much competition from independent operators running mules with small but valuable packages cross country via the airlines. Some sufficiently valuable packages, like LSD and jewels, to name two, could still be effectively moved in this fashion even after 9-11. But with this new "x-ray specs" tech, the government will finally have its monopoly consolidated and protected...

  690. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    You make some pretty strange assumptions when it comes to carrying handguns.

    I assume guns are tools designed to make holes in people, or anything else they're pointed at. I also assume that someone who wants to have this ability is not someone I would want to be in a confined place with for 12 hours with free alcohol.

    I'd rather give everyone a fighting chance than to see them go down helpless.

    Hijackers have no chance to subdue unarmed passengers now. Box cutters aren't gong to stop them being beaten to death. Give them a chance a getting a gun and they'd still go down, but take more passengers with them than otherwise. Potential hijackers knowing this is probably the reason there haven't been any hijackings since 9/11. Not preventing people carrying nail scissors or X-rays. It'll always be possible for a suicide bomber to crash a plane, but not to take it over.

  691. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by IAmMacManiac · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps this is because of the purpose terrorism was invented for. After all the main goal is not to destroy a few buildings or kill some people, but to introduce fear." Exactly. And who has been the biggest supporter and the biggest promoter of this fear? The current administration. So who are the terrorists responsible for 9-11 and the cause of all this bull? Same answer. See this site for some interesting info regarding this idea: http://www.erichufschmid.net/

  692. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

    it wasn't intended to be one, or are you really suggesting that the law and order situation has gotten to such a state that there is no way for any government to protect its citizens from crime?

  693. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by IAmMacManiac · · Score: 1

    Well, that point is somewhat open to debate. As US citizens, we do have the constitutionally-guaranteed right to freely move and travel about this wide nation of ours. Many Supreme Court cases have established this with regards to driving--that is, driving without the need for license, registration, or insurance, all of which restrict the individual's right to move freely within the nation. For interstate flights, considering that some destinations are only valid within a certain time frame, say your mom's funeral, your sister's wedding, it may very well be valid to extend our right to move freely throughout the nation to airlines as well....

  694. ....and see the pics on the Net!!! by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    No doubt we will find extracts from the recorded scans appearing on the Internet. "See Britney Spears *N00d3* in an airport scanning machine!!" ....or whomever.

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  695. X-ray exposure safe? by Perf · · Score: 1
    You know...I'm worried abit about all this X-Ray exposure...

    Had you actually read the article, you would know that the radiation is too low to penetrate the skin.

    Wonder when the first airport security cancer lawsuits will take place?

    Fairly soon. Lawyers, judges, and lawsuits are not bound by the laws of nature or common sense or plain old reality.

  696. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

    And I'm rather inclined to say someone who's house has been broken into at least two dozen times before -- with no police response, ever, has one of the better reasons I've heard for being paranoid.

    Also, the first kid lunged for Tony with a flashlight, in a dark house. He was firing blind when he shot at robber #2.

    I'm not sure whether the previous robberies were armed; however one in three criminals under age 25 is armed, and violent crime is (as of 1999) just shy of double America's rate in Britan according to the Dutch ministry of justice in a 2001 report. It seems very unlikely that all 24 were unarmed.

  697. U.S. Constititution 201 by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    The US government can only do what is expressly provided for in the consitution. Everything else is essentially a rights violation of some sort (and unconstitutional).

    You are being naive. The government can do whatever they want. And they do. The higher you go (city, state, federal), the more freedom they have.

    The government shot some kids at Kent State. Murdered them in cold blood, from quite a distance, using high-powered rifles. The government was not punished, neither at the shooter level or at any other level. Was this a rights violation? Assuredly. Can the gov't do this anyway? Assuredly. How? because they not only make the rules, they enforce the rules. Or not.

    The government invaded a sovereign country that had not attacked them, namely Iraq. This is illegal, but they managed to pull it off. No one's been punished yet (except people who refused to go, or to otherwise participate.) You think anyone's going to be punished? We know the government flat out lied to the public to get support for the invasion; we know the Shrub was absolutely complicit in this lie, we know he spearheaded the whole thing, either on his own or as a figurehead for people in the shadows, do you think he, or anyone else in the government will ever be punished for this? Or are you still laboring under the illusion that we should be in Iraq for some reason? (other than greed for oil, I mean.)

    The government can register a criminal for life, after conviction, even though this is absolutely forbidden by the constitution in the double jeopardy clause. In this example, the government took a little time to invent the idea that holding an individual up to the public on a list of miscreants is magically not punishment, although 200 years of prior law and legal thinking disagrees uniformly with that notion. You might think this is a state issue, and it would be, except that the Supreme court heard the issue after it crawled its way up the court system and said, "sure, that's fine" which makes this particular constitutional violation fed all the way.

    The government can tell you what you can drink (prohibition) or otherwise ingest for recreational purposes (current set of drug laws) although there is absolutely no constitutional basis for this. They can't be stopped, punished, or otherwise bludgeoned by constitutional means. You can vote 'em out, some of them anyway, but it takes many years to kill stupidities such as these -- again, prohibition being a good example and pot being even better, as we're still waiting for the pendulum to swing away from that particular set of clueless lies. Mind you, I'm not a drug or alchohol user -- I don't consider either a sensible use of my time -- but clearly, if I wanted to, there is no constitutional basis for stopping me from smoking pot.

    The government can engage in blackmail. For instance, if a state doesn't toe the line on some particular issue, the feds withhold highway funds from that state. The constitution forbids the feds from making state laws, so they turned to blackmail. Do you see any feds being prosecuted for blackmail? No? I didn't think so. Me either.

    The government can declare you something awful (terrorist, for instance) and not give you the right to counsel, or a phone call, or anything else. It is unconstitutional as hell, illegal as hell, and they do it anyway. No one gets punished; in fact, typically, no one manages to reverse such a thing, not that you could ever recover the lost time, of course.

    The feds put Christian symbols and statements all over everything from money to buildings to sessions of congress and the senate, though they are explicitly by letter and obvious intent of the founding paperwork not to favor any religion. Anyone getting punished? Hell no, instead, we get Christian frosting added to the pledge of allegiance.

    These are the same feds that told teenagers in the 60's that they couldn't vote, they couldn't drink, but the

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  698. Resolved Already? by TheZeusJuice · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this whole "privacy" of scans thing solved already a long time ago? I dont remember where, but I do recall reading about some technology in which the computer took the scan data and overlayed it ontop of a gender-neutral human model before displaying it to the security guards. I tryed a shallow google-search, but I couldnt turn up anything (mainly because I had no idea what to search for).

  699. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    Also, the first kid lunged for Tony with a flashlight, in a dark house. He was firing blind when he shot at robber #2.

    So says the testimony of a guy who shot someone in the back, and was facing prison. 'Firing blind', come on, get real. The chances of actually hitting someone in that scenario are nil. To hit someone with a gun, you have to aim at them, Arnie movies not withstanding.

    If he just wanted to scare them', he could have simply shot in the air or ground. He wanted to harm them and that is why he is in jail.

    however one in three criminals under age 25 is armed, and violent crime is (as of 1999) just shy of double America's rate in Britan according to the Dutch ministry of justice in a 2001 report.

    Link to report? Because it's talkig shit. Nationmaster (stats resource) lists assaults in the US as ABOVE the UK, and the one in three being "armed" (with what?) sounds bogus as well. As for murder rates, don't even go there!

  700. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by indiechild · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, your taser idea is the best I've heard of yet. Nice!

  701. Re:All Congressman should be required to go throug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not just the congressmen, but their wives, and daughters should have to be treated to this. Then see how they feel about it. Of course you are right though; congressmen scam too much money by passing these laws to ever have to be submitted to experiencing them.

  702. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Eivind · · Score: 1
    I know. But on the other hand half the people on the flights I take are carrying shopping-bags filled with the duty-free allowance (or more) of strong liquor.

    Aditionally free drinks are served, granted you won't get 3 bottles of wine, even if you ask for it, but they'll give you half a bottle and then a whisky for the desert with no second thougth.

    If you've ever flied on charter-fligths returning from say Mallorca to some North-European country you'll also know that the prohibition on entering while under the influence of any drug does not, in practice, prohibit anyone capable of walking on his own two feet from going on the plane.

    Yeah sure, restricting alcohol *would* improve air-safety, but it'd be bad for bussiness, so it's out of question.

    I wasn't talking hypothethically by the way. The raving drunk agressive passenger that needs to be handcuffed down for the rest of the flight is a reality, you read about him in the newspapers regularily. Atleast you do in Norway, Sweden, Germany and Italy which are the countries I know well personally.

    It's possible that noone flies drunk in the USA, if so that's a definite plus for security.

  703. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Why, because you're a moron who doesn't know what terrorism is?

    A single murder can be terrorism, like the DC sniper would have been had he issued any political demands. (As he didn't, he was just a normal serial killer.)

    Meanwhile, a serial killer can run through fifty people and not be a terrorist.

    Terrorism is not any specific sort of crime. It is causing and using the fear of death (or, arguably, other harms, resulting in concepts like 'economic terrorist') among civilians for political purposes. It is not, per se, the death itself, although usually terrorists have to actually kill some people or no one will believe them.

    But normal airplane hijackings (Aka, fly me to Cuba) were not for the purpose of making people fear for their lives. They were, duh, to get to Cuba. They are no more terrorism than carjackings are, or a normal kidnapping is.

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  704. Easily fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just have the entire Slashdot crowd go through an airport. No-one will ever want to work the see-people-naked machine ever again.

  705. Know what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you

  706. Re: by michaelbuddy · · Score: 1

    What kind of fear are you trying to spread with your gory descriptions? Thinking of the most horrible things in order to prepare yourself for the worst is one thing, spreading this FUD is another. The doors already are reinforced. And before an eight year old dies in vain, the rest of the passengers are going to castrate whomever did it. 9/11 is on everyone's mind, so adrenaline pumps a lot quicker now.

    Nobody's opening the door but the pilots, not even the flight attendant. And the US marshall who flies as a undercover passenger will put a bullet in the assailant's head head. Unlike security personel, Marshalls are professionally trained and equipped.

    So in reality there are very simple prevention measures in place. We only need away to tighten up how firearms and explosives can be discovered.

    You can think of it as detachment, but in reality it's sense of duty.. I want that quality in pilots and in the control tower.

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  707. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Indeed 30 s sounds like a long time, however on this site it also says that the crew can experience a slow depressurisation and go into hypoxia without realizing the emergency because they can ge busy fighting some other problem, which could definitely happen with a terrorist attack.

    The author specifically writes that he himself had experienced hypoxia with all the symptoms (blue lips, giddyness etc) without realizing what was going on. If it had not been an experiment on the ground he would have been unable to react to any emergency.

  708. Sorry, but you're wrong, wrong, and wrong by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I believe you're factually wrong on several counts. Principally, your assessment of when burglars break in is not supported by any information I've ever seen from the police, crime surveys, etc.[1]

    Moreover, breaking into someone's home does not imply a threat to life: statistically, burglary is far less often associated with violence than many other crimes.

    Finally, while I agree wholeheartedly that everyone should have the legal right to defend themselves, shooting a fleeing man in the back is not defending yourself. There was no immediate threat, pretty much any legal system in the western world would agree with that position, and I know of no legal argument in the UK (or most other places, though I wouldn't bet against Texas) that permits the use of lethal force in the absence of such a threat.

    The UK government is guilty of many things in connection with this case, most seriously failing to supply adequate support or security directly, but also creating a legal framework where it was near impossible for Martin to deter the burglars himself. However, it is not guilty of abusing his human rights, and this is absolutely clear to anyone taking the time to study the case. Introducing such hype is unconstructive, both in this case, and more generally where it diminshes to effect of cases that really are a government abusing an individual's rights.

    [1] I used to help teach at a martial arts club. Since people going to such classes often ask about self-defence, I made a point of seeking proper advice on the non-physical aspects (which is most of it where real SD training is concerned). This way I could give them informed answers, or at least direct them to someone else who could. The best summary I can give is that the majority of burglaries are committed in the evening or at night, under cover of darkness, and that burglars will usually flee if they discover that the property is occupied rather than risk a confrontation.

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    1. Re:Sorry, but you're wrong, wrong, and wrong by Arker · · Score: 1

      I also used to teach self defense, and our background sounds similar in that respect at least. I think you misunderstand my argument regarding the timing of their break-in, it's not statistical (though I wouldn't be surprised if statistics would back it up, they aren't the crux here) the point is rather what reasonable inference can be made from their behaviour. The man was on his property, and they were breaking and entering, so any benefit of the doubt has to be on his side. How is it unreasonable for him to infer that if they were willing to break and enter when they knew he was probably home that they were prepared for a confrontation and willing to harm him?

      As to the guy being shot in the back, sure that doesn't look good. But when they are on his property, three to one, he has every reason to consider himself in danger and every right to use force to defend himself. And remember this was at night, in the dark. Did the homeowner *know* the intruder had his back turned? It seems unlikely. Was the guy trying to run away permanently, or just trying to get behind cover so he could sneak around and take the old guy out from behind? I don't know, you don't know, no one knows. The homeowner had the right, in that situation, to take action to defend himself, and no duty whatsoever to err on the side of giving them a chance to kill him.

      However, it is not guilty of abusing his human rights, and this is absolutely clear to anyone taking the time to study the case. Introducing such hype is unconstructive, both in this case, and more generally where it diminshes to effect of cases that really are a government abusing an individual's rights.

      I disagree. I see clear violation of his human rights, starting with the initial legal situation you yourself criticised rather nonspecifically. There is no more important and basic human right than the right to defend oneself. The UK government started by forbidding him the means to do that, and continued to violate his human rights every step of the way after that.

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    2. Re:Sorry, but you're wrong, wrong, and wrong by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      The man was on his property, and they were breaking and entering, so any benefit of the doubt has to be on his side.

      Indeed, and if he'd shot them inside the property, in the dark, without knowing where they were, I'd totally agree with you. I'm just not sure there's any doubt to have the benefit of in this case.

      As to the guy being shot in the back, sure that doesn't look good. But when they are on his property, three to one, he has every reason to consider himself in danger and every right to use force to defend himself. And remember this was at night, in the dark. Did the homeowner *know* the intruder had his back turned? It seems unlikely.

      Please don't assume. The facts of this case are pretty well known since the court case.

      You also seem to believe Martin was somehow a long-suffering victim. While he had been subject to crime before, local police have always denied that he went to the meetings about local crime management that he claimed to have attended before the event. The firearm he used was illegally owned, and he had a history of hostile behaviour, including threats to kill people he believed (wrongly) were responsible for the earlier raids on his property, and supporting the British National Party. This isn't some innocent angel we're talking about.

      I see clear violation of his human rights, starting with the initial legal situation you yourself criticised rather nonspecifically. There is no more important and basic human right than the right to defend oneself.

      And they didn't prosecute him for the actions he took to defend himself, nor (IIRC) for the possession of an illegal firearm, something that would be an automatic 5 years inside if it happened today. They prosecuted him for shooting a fleeing man in the back and killing him.

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    3. Re:Sorry, but you're wrong, wrong, and wrong by Arker · · Score: 1

      Please don't assume. The facts of this case are pretty well known since the court case.

      I'm basing my assumption on my present state of knowledge about it, derived primarily from BBC reports of the case. If you have a link to the actual trial transcript or any other documents that are helpful, feel free to contributed them.

      But the BBC is emphatically NOT on his side, so I'd be surprised if they have skipped anything that would make him look worse.

      While he had been subject to crime before, local police have always denied that he went to the meetings about local crime management that he claimed to have attended before the event.

      Hmm, yes, skip a meeting, forfeit your rights. That's fair.

      The firearm he used was illegally owned,

      As I said, the UK government started by forbidding him the means to effectively defend himself and his property.

      he had a history of hostile behaviour

      Yep, he was an antisocial old coot. That must mean he forfeits his rights as a human being too, right?

      and supporting the British National Party.

      Ahh yes, another important exception to the doctrine of human rights - people whose politics you don't like forfeit their rights as well! How could I forget that one?

      This isn't some innocent angel we're talking about.

      No, it's a human being.

      And they didn't prosecute him for the actions he took to defend himself, nor (IIRC) for the possession of an illegal firearm,

      Oh yes they did. Martin was jailed for life for the murder of Barras, with 10 years to run concurrently for the wounding offence and a further 12 months for possession of an illegal firearm.

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  709. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Chrontius · · Score: 1
    A continuing parliamentary inquiry into the growing number of black market weapons has concluded that there are more than three million illegally held firearms in circulation - double the number believed to have been held 10 years ago - and that criminals are more willing than ever to use them. One in three criminals under the age of 25 possesses or has access to a firearm. 262

    262 Reported in The Guardian, September 3, 2000


    According to the latest statistics I have easy access to... "Contact Crimes" constitute robbery, sexual assault, and assault with force. In England and Wales, 3.6% of the population was victimized in 1999, and 1.9% of the US population was in the same period.

    Comparing crime rates between America and Britain is flawed. In America, a gun crime is recorded as a gun crime. In Britain, a crime is only recorded when there is a final disposition (a conviction). All unsolved gun crimes in Britain are not reported as gun crimes, grossly undercounting the amount of gun crime there. 260 To make matters worse, British law enforcement has been exposed for falsifying criminal reports to create falsely lower crime figures, in part to preserve tourism.261

    260 Gallant, Hills, Kopel, "Fear in Britain", Independence Institute, July 18, 2000
    261 "Crime Figures a Sham, Say Police ", Daily Telegraph, April 1, 1996


    Of course he wanted to harm them; he believed they wanted to harm him.
  710. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    One in three criminals under the age of 25 possesses or has access to a firearm.

    And you take that to mean "1 in 3 is armed"? You are talking bullshit. "Have access to" is an entirely different thing altogether. Anyone has "access to" a firearm if they know the right people. Hell, I could probably have one by Friday if I wanted. But no one does. No one in this country is packing, get over it. I know a fair number of shady people and I've seen a lot of shit. I've never seen a gun in this country.

    And the number of guns has doubled in 10 years? That's great! Considering how few guns there actually are, over a ten year span it's incredible that the numbers have only doubled. They aren't consumables, every new gun is one more on that number while the old ones lie aroung.

    In America, a gun crime is recorded as a gun crime. In Britain, a crime is only recorded when there is a final disposition (a conviction).

    That's just crapness on the part of those doing the comparison. There are other figures available, you are a fool if you think that crime is only recorded in the UK after a conviction.

    Of course he wanted to harm them; he believed they wanted to harm him.

    Exactly, and someone is dead because of it, so he's in jail now. What's the problem? Still doesn't make him innocent. Revenge is not a part of the legal system in any civilized country.

  711. Violence by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Violence is everywhere, in (maybe) different scales.
    USofAns don't have enough of it at home, they take theirs to Afghanistan, Iraq, Haiti, or anywhere they can (they don't take theirs to places like North Korea where they know they'll have their butts kicked, though...)
    But USofA has it, too, as I mentioned, with the Ted Bundys and the Columbines.
    We (Brasil) have our, too (don't forget we had a *congressman* in Acre whose hobby was chopping people to pieces with a chainsaw -- but he's in jail now)
    The UK has the IRA, Spain has ETA *and* Al Qaeda, and don't get me started in the Middle East thing.

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  712. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

    Crapness on the part of the sources yes; have you checked yours?

    There are more than three million illegal guns in Britan now. (The Guardian, September 3, 2000) I don't consider "how few" an approrpriate description for that.

    It seems like the ban was implemented in 97; at least that's the first year that legally held guns dropped. That year there were 2,647 handgun crimes; in 2000 it increased to 3,685.

    Exactly, and someone is dead because of it, so he's in jail now. What's the problem? Still doesn't make him innocent. Revenge is not a part of the legal system in any civilized country.

    Revenge was not involved. According to Dictionary.com,

    1. To inflict punishment in return for (injury or insult).

    2. To seek or take vengeance for (oneself or another person); avenge.

    Revenge is done after the fact, not while you're defending yourself against a percieved threat to your life. I don't believe that anyone should have to kill another in self defense, but the truth is that police can't be everywhere at once, and if they could, would you be willing to tolerate that level of scrutiy?

    Even if they had the capability, are not required to by law (Town of Castle Rock, Colorado v. Gonzales, South v. Maryland, Warren v. District of Columbia - this last one involved several calls to 911 over the course of a half an hour to report a housebreaking (and assault and rape). "For the next fourteen hours the women were held captive, raped, robbed, beaten, forced to commit sexual acts upon each other, and made to submit to the sexual demands of Kent and Morse.") The sad fact of the matter is that many people do consider the woman found in an alley raped and strangled with her pantyhose morally superior to the woman holding a smoking 357 and standing over the body of a would-be rapist. I don't get it.

  713. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
    It seems like the ban was implemented in 97; at least that's the first year that legally held guns dropped.

    Not quite. You could get a permit prior to that, but you were vetted for it and had to follow a shitload of rules. The spectactular failure of this system led to a larger than Columbine type event (in infant school no less), which is what led to the complete ban of pistols. You can still get shotguns/rifles though. It's just handguns that are banned outright (and auto's of course).

    Revenge is done after the fact, not while you're defending yourself against a percieved threat to your life.

    A kid running away from you because you have a shotgun is not a threat by any definition of the word. And your dictionary quote mentions "vengence". What exactly are you smoking? It's practically a textbook definition of what happened. I'm unsure where you get the "after the fact" thing from, but it was revenge for scaring him in his home, AFTER which FACT he took revenge.

    the truth is that police can't be everywhere at once, and if they could, would you be willing to tolerate that level of scrutiy?

    No, of course not. However, guns bring far more problems than they solve. You mention a rape case, tragic but however typical of pro-gun campaigners. However, as always, you forget to mention that guns will increase crime, they increase murders, they increase armed robbery, they increase innocent dead bystanders and they increase the number of children killed in accidents. I'd also argue that it would make rape more prevailent as it makes it easier to hold someone against their will with a knife. The fact that police took 14 hours to respond is the issue there. Plus, the case was in the US, where they COULD have had a gun if they wanted, but didn't. Discounting the fact that there is zero evidence that having a gun in the home would have prevented the crime (or even made it worse) in the first place. So it is a completely pointless and irrelevant argument.

  714. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, guns bring far more problems than they solve. You mention a rape case, tragic but however typical of pro-gun campaigners. However, as always, you forget to mention that guns will increase crime, they increase murders, they increase armed robbery, they increase innocent dead bystanders and they increase the number of children killed in accidents. I'd also argue that it would make rape more prevailent as it makes it easier to hold someone against their will with a knife.

    Categorically wrong. "In 1966, the city of Orlandio responded to a wave of sexual assaults by offering firearms training classes to women. The number of rapes dropped by nearly 90%" (Guy Smith, 2004)

    Every day , on average 6500 people use a firearm in self-defence in the US, 15.6 saving their own lives in the process. Gun accidents kill 13 children per day, though this figure includes 'children' from 17-20 involved in gang warfare. Now remove the number of suicides from this, and it's 1.3 accidents per day (CDC, National Vital Statistics Report) Mental math says that this is about 1027 lives saved a day, at the cost of 1.3 tragedies. Fortunately, the number of firearm accidents has been steadily decreasing since at least the early eighties.

    Murder? "20% of US homicides occur in four cities with just six percent of the population -- New York, Chicago, Detroit, and Washington D.C. -- and each has a virtual prohibition on private handguns." (FBI Uniform Crime Reports for 2000, p. 79, table 5)

    Crime? 92% of the time, an armed victim only has to pull their gun and ask if their attacker would like a side of lead with that wallet, and they mess their pants and run away screaming like a little girl.

    And the legal analysis I read of the case said that three shots were fired in rapid succession -- one at the flashlight that was shining in his face, and two into the darkness immediately after that, before his night vision could have recovered. http://www.tonymartinsupportgroup.org/ has some interesting tidbits on the court case, if you think what he did was evil, try reading the detailed sequence of events.

  715. Nude Flying by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    One of my co-workers used to have a newspaper humor column clipping about this. *grumble* Can't remember who it was by or great detail, but it was written by a woman, suggested that not only would it break down peoples' shame about their bodies, but that it would also allow for dermatologists to practice business while in-flight. ^_^ And then had a line afterwards about how she wasn't sure if she'd trust the bomb/drug-sniffing dogs to steer clear of her cockpit.

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  716. Re:Hardly X-Rated. Maybe R-Rated... by aichpvee · · Score: 1
    If someone decided to smuggle a weapon or bomb onto a plane using a child it wouldn't be the first time that children were used as weapons. You might recall children strapped with explosives being used during the Vietnam War.

    So I don't think it's any more "silly" than any of the other bullshit that goes on with air travel these days. If you don't like it, don't fly or leave the kids at home. It really isn't that hard.

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