Microsoft has been developing software for decades longer than Google has been around. That head-start should have ensured that their software is eons ahead of anything Google's engineers could ever come up with. Instead, they have to bribe another company to play with them.
Even better: print them twice, and give them to different relatives. That way you double not only the happiness but also your chances of being able to retrieve them.
...make it difficult for them to aim their AK-47 or rocket-propelled grenades at the ship
All that will happen is the pirates will don laser lab goggles before approaching their target. Besides, even if it was "difficult" to aim, a pirate should have little difficulty hitting a huge cargo ship with a few RPGs or a machine gun.
No problem. I have Microsoft Security Essentials, which protects against exploitation of bugs in Microsoft products, so I don't have to worry about anything.
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Look what happened when LifeLock's Todd Davis posted his SSN publicly. Now imagine that everybody's SSN was available publicly. What could possibly go wrong?
I'd tap that.
Well I'd like to see that stand up in court.
"If it please the court..."
Microsoft has been developing software for decades longer than Google has been around. That head-start should have ensured that their software is eons ahead of anything Google's engineers could ever come up with. Instead, they have to bribe another company to play with them.
You know who else wanted to bring back Prussia?
That, combined with the infallible processing power of computers, means nothing could ever possibly go wrong.
It can't even blink without lowering its eyebrows, too. That doesn't seem realistic at all.
Full-body latte...with full release.
FSCKing programs, how do they work?
Dang. There goes my idea for a case mod.
One programmer's "obvious" is another programmer's "WTF?"
we place ourselves on the side of openness
Until the DHS hijacks your domains.
One of these things is not like the other.
Some would argue there's no need to fork Oracle, and that Oracle should just go fork themselves.
Even better: print them twice, and give them to different relatives. That way you double not only the happiness but also your chances of being able to retrieve them.
Hint: You can't write iPhone apps using Fortran.
Sure you can. Whether you can compile and run them is another matter.
Let's just cut to the chase and call it XKC++D.
Thanks for that tip! I'll be sure to alter my bot to ignore hidden form fields. What did you say your feedback URL was?
Isn't insect farming what Amy's parents do in Futurama?
...make it difficult for them to aim their AK-47 or rocket-propelled grenades at the ship
All that will happen is the pirates will don laser lab goggles before approaching their target. Besides, even if it was "difficult" to aim, a pirate should have little difficulty hitting a huge cargo ship with a few RPGs or a machine gun.
That will hide neither your IP address nor Google's log of what you searched for.
That's no moon...
No problem. I have Microsoft Security Essentials, which protects against exploitation of bugs in Microsoft products, so I don't have to worry about anything.
What if the document was written on a computer in New York and opened on a computer in Alabama? They certainly wouldn't read the same.
Three words: "Dewey Defeats Truman".