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  1. Re:In other words, HG Wells had it backwards on Mars Robot May Destroy Life It Was Sent To Find · · Score: 2, Funny

    This way we get to keep their stuff, if you're going to raze you might as well pillage!

  2. Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 1

    But it would do away with the troublesome business of time zones and those damnable region codes, though it would be difficult to get a word in edgeways.

  3. Re:After a north korean nuclear test... on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 1

    Just plump for a lead-infused towel. Sure, they're a bit heavy, and you need to be careful to only suck the right corner but it always comes in handy when the locals go nuts.

  4. Re:There are ~1,308,361 American dead... on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't think that your post is a Troll, but please recognize that there is more than one thing going on around the universe today.

    Of course. I mean the Universe is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

  5. Powered by Air? on World's First Battery Fueled By Air · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or is just hot air?

  6. Re:This is great on Soccerbots Learn How To Fall Gracefully · · Score: 5, Funny

    Every Chelsea player knows that the most important skill is knowing when and how to fall.

    There, that should cover just about every nationality besides English.

  7. Re:This is great on Soccerbots Learn How To Fall Gracefully · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the most important skill is to get to the penalty box then back into the player behind you then fall over.

  8. Re:Data Control on 13,000 Volunteer To Put Personal Genomes Online · · Score: 1

    I'd say "Hello, Waff", but he'd be more discrete out among the Powindah.

  9. Re:Firewire on Top 10 Disappointing Technologies · · Score: 1

    It was disappointing because it didn't live up to what it might have been if they hadn't insisted on those outrageous (so I'm told) license fees.

  10. Re:Bluetooth? on Top 10 Disappointing Technologies · · Score: 1

    I've been using BT to send files between computers, PDAs and mobile phones for some years now. It's slow (getting better, though), and sometimes a little cumbersome to get going because of pairing and the various manufacturers implementations but it's still easier than using samba over wi-fi and it's a damn sight quicker than IRDA was.

    Unfortunately we're at the mercy of the manufacturers again; my SE phone worked without a hitch, which is more than I can say for my Motorola (who just can't seem to make a decent UI)

  11. Re:Technologies vs products on Top 10 Disappointing Technologies · · Score: 1

    Any achievements that BSD managed to make were nullified by the BSD license, which allows corporations and coders alike to reap profits without reciprocating the goodwill of open-source.

    Maybe the folk who adopt the BSD license just aren't in it for the fame. For some people the notion that your software is out there quietly doing what it was made to do without any fanfare is appealing. Certainly one positive aspect of a centralised (read: highly regimented) development process is that a small group of developers are able to ensure that everything is done the Right Way, however you want to define that; you don't have hundreds of coders producing code that works, but not necessarily in the same way.

  12. Re:Great! It's open source! on Open Source Solution Breaks World Sorting Records · · Score: 1

    GP was referring to tacking on legislation to an unrelated bill, i.e. patent legislation on an agricultural bill. It's my understanding that this is sometimes used in the US to block a bill by means of appending something that no fool will vote in.

  13. Re:Great! It's open source! on Open Source Solution Breaks World Sorting Records · · Score: 1

    Why isn't this illegal - adding unrelated legislation to a ? Is there anywhere in the world why this practice is not permitted, or better yet, prosecuted?

    I never heard of it happening here in the UK, as far as I knew only the US did. Shows how little I knew.

  14. Re:Headline is inaccurate on NY Court Says Police Can't Track Suspect With GPS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This goes beyond local or state legislation; if your government hasn't codified or set precedent for the right of it's citizens to travel without being tracked invisibly then it's a cause for concern for all of you.

  15. Motorola 68k on Microchips That Shook the World · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously! How many of us learned assembly with a 68k? How many are in service today. It's like the Mini/Beetle/Model T of the chip world: cheap, simple and with a practically cosmopolitan distribution.

  16. Re:let's hear it for optimism on Physicists Propose New Kind of Quantum Tunneling · · Score: 1

    The glass is merely twice its required capacity.

  17. Re:Takedown? on Bohemian Rhapsody On Old Hardware · · Score: 2, Informative

    One word: Parody.

    A better word: Cover.

  18. Re:OCtattoos ! on Skin-Based Display Screens From Nanotech Tattoos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just give me a shout when I can have a watch like Wu's.

  19. Re:Is it a new risk? on The Long-Term Impact of Jacobsen v. Katzer · · Score: 1

    If you buy software from a company X and it's closed source, how can you reasonably be expected to know there's something belonging to company Y in there? If I release a binary with someone else's code in it someone might notice if they bother to disassemble it (IANAP btw). This presupposes that the have a reason to go looking. On the other hand if I make the source available to anyone then it's a lot more likely that someone will notice.

  20. Re:Are we living ecosystems? on Are Human Beings Organisms Or Living Ecosystems? · · Score: 3, Funny

    This makes me wish for an "-1 Over-played, Over-rated tripe of a song" mod point.

  21. Re:Boston College is private, right? on College Police Think Using Linux Is Suspicious Behavior · · Score: 1

    They told us to keep an eye on the toaster. Did you know burnt toast leads to the fire brigade, and that leads to a £900 call-out charge. Oh noes!

  22. How much are they after? on What Bird Feathers and Beer Foam Have In Common · · Score: 1

    Nanostructures? check. Self-assembly? check. Later, Nature uses foams for low weight, high strength stuff. News at 11.

  23. Re:Star Trek Reloaded? on Star Trek Sequel Already Planned · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, and you lost poor Jacqui her job. Still, she was on the fiddle and had to go, would you mind seeing to the rest of them too? You can have all the pr0n you want.

  24. Re:god, another? on Star Trek Sequel Already Planned · · Score: 1

    You liked IV? Seriously? Whales and Nuclear Wessels? Still, you were spot on about X, so you can't be all bad.

  25. Re:Geeze on Windows 7 Touchscreen Details Emerging · · Score: 1

    There're enough unwarranted [cite] tags on wikipedia to cover the rest of the 'net twice over. It's just not the sort of pedantry that people come to slashdot for. [citation needed]