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  1. Re:Brilliant on BP Robot Seriously Hampers Oil Spill Containment · · Score: 1

    Conservative propaganda? Facts are facts. Unfortunately the Lame-stream media will never touch something that may tarnish this administration. You have to dig deeper no matter how unpleasant it may be.
    Sherlock.
    All entities are clueless.
    oh.
    more.
    Jones Act a non-factor.
    If the want of a strong decisive administration, instead of a group of clueless community organizers, makes me a conservative, then so be it. It makes it easier to make fun of the bed-wetters. Eventually it will be exposed how this was all an elaborate plan to sabotage the oil industry to gain backing for the Cap and Trade bill to further the government take over of industry. Kind of a head scratcher as to why less than a month before the explosion and leak, the administration opens up previously restricted offshore areas to oil and gas exploration and drilling. Flies in the face of the environmental platform. Now we know why. More Government control.

  2. Re:Brilliant on BP Robot Seriously Hampers Oil Spill Containment · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here was your equipment offer. Advanced Skimming Equipment

  3. Organ Donor on Gizmodo Blows Whistle On 4G iPhone Loser · · Score: 1

    Steven Jobs won't fire him. He just found his next organ donor. He will keep him Safe and healthy until the next "engineering project" is launched.

  4. Say hello to my little friend on Fatty Foods May Cause Cocaine-Like Addiction · · Score: 1

    Poor kids' parents must be the Mr. & Mrs. Tony Montana of McDonald's Say hello to my little friend!

  5. Government Motors' final solution on NHTSA Has No Software Engineers To Analyze Toyota · · Score: 1

    It's all about the union-backed government lapdogs licking the union boss' boots. Eliminate the Competition

  6. Simple Solution on Impressing Security Upon End-Users Visually? · · Score: 1

    Terry Tate, IT security Linebacker. "Woo-woo!"

  7. Re:The Woman on Spyware Prank Exposes Hospital Medical Records · · Score: 1

    Why would every person need 2 computers? Where I work, with highly sensitve personal data, we have computers in a seperate room that are for personal email/internet use. These machines are not conneted to the internal network for just this reason. All work machines are restricted from accessing webmail and internet access is highly regulated based on job requirements.

  8. Re:It's a feature! on Apple Blames 'External Forces' For Exploding iPhones · · Score: 1

    It is the iHarvest feature. Retrieves DNA data for Steve's next organ transplant.

  9. Sponge Bob and Mr. Krab on Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch Worries Researchers · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Does eating plastic poison plankton?" Of course it does. That is how Sponge Bob and Mr. Krab planned it. They released plasic waste into the oceans to eliminate their competition, Plankton, owner of the Chum Bucket.

  10. Re:I KNEW IT! on Treasured "Moon Rock" Is Petrified Wood · · Score: 1

    Actually, it proves the Dutch were the first to reach the moon. The "rock" is a petrified wooden clog left by the first Dutch explorers. Many moons ago.

  11. Re:Crackers, not hackers on The Path From Hacker To Security Consultant · · Score: 1

    So what if I am white and live in a mobile home in the woods. A Cracker can still be a Hacker. Got the latest and greatest Rent-To-Own Gateway PC Millenium Edition available. You Honkey.

  12. Re:He Was Exactly Right on A Supervolcano Beneath Mt. St. Helens? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive Bizatch!!! I happen to be a Volcano Monitoring Technician. I sit on a rock in Yellowstone for 8 hrs. day, 5 days a week, concentrating on the vibrations coming through the ground and the effects of the magnetic waves on various metal objects. My homeless technical training makes me ideal for this position, so said PrezBO