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Apple Blames 'External Forces' For Exploding iPhones

Shome writes "Apple has stated that there is no evidence that recent iPhone explosions reported by users are connected to overheating of batteries. It may be stated that French consumer affairs authorities have started their own investigation on the reported explosions, some of which have caused minor injuries to the users, and are studying the phone's safety features. The Inquirer runs a piece that blames Apple for blaming its customers. 'This mysterious force is not God, or a rival religion, nor does it require any metaphysics to understand. An "external force" is just Apple's term for the black shirted people who believe that everything that Apple makes is wonderful. It is what other companies call their "customers," writes Nick Farrell.'"

383 comments

  1. External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some idiots SIT on their phones. And they expect a thin glass+electronics+thin metal/plastic shell to NOT break?

    Come on.

    1. Re:External Forces = Pressure by snl2587 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course you shouldn't expect it not to break. But an explosion? That's unacceptable.

    2. Re:External Forces = Pressure by AshtangiMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I keep my iPhone in my back pocket. It's not directly under me, taking my full weight, but I am partially sitting on it. So far no explosions. Also today I am wearing a black shirt. Though, I'd like to say in my defense that I don't always wear black shirts.

    3. Re:External Forces = Pressure by gnick · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know little about these specific explosions, but modern high-density batteries pack a heckuva lotta energy into a tiny package. If mechanical damage causes an electrical cell-short, you can expect that energy release to be pretty dramatic. If not an explosion, certainly a rapid heat discharge. That's tough to design around unless you just make the thing bigger and heavier to withstand the pressures exerted by the worst-case ass-press.

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    4. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Sandbags · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you see the pics? These phones have severely cracked screens, but 90% of the glass is still there... This is not exactly an "explosion" though the imact in a few cases caused the LiIon battery pack to outgas or "pop"

      In every case reviewed thus far however, "external pressure" clearly indicated the force was a twisting or bending, or an impact on the glass itself pushing in. The glass is not boken outwards, so any glass discharged from the device, per the evidence presented, was likely shot up from the impact with ground, or a couple of kids were wrestling over the device and bent it in such a was to send glass shards outward.

      NO evidence of the battery, or the glass itself, being a fault has been shown in any of these cases. Though little is public information, Apple has libberously documented each suspected case for a device returned to them for examination, and it;s consistant evidence.

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    5. Re:External Forces = Pressure by maxume · · Score: 1

      So you are the kind of guy that appreciates the stickers instructing you not to put your hand in a running lawnmower?

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    6. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Some idiots SIT on their phones. And they expect a thin glass+electronics+thin metal/plastic shell to NOT break?

      Yes. It is a phone, it is designed to be kept in pockets, of course you can sit on it!

      An iPhone might be to big and heavy to carry in most pockets, but that's just another flaw. Phones should be able to fit in a pocket, and withstand the forces applied to it where it is usually kept.

    7. Re:External Forces = Pressure by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Precisely.

      I wonder what explanation Apple's engineers have for the laptops that spontaneously smoked & sizzled? I think it's clear the flaw lies in the Lithium battery not the user, and Apple should simply SAY that rather than deny it. Like so: "Dell recently started it's corporate blog called dellone2one.com. One of posts is dedicated to Dell's infamous "flaming notebook" from Osaka. Dell thinks that it was a fault in a lithium ion battery cell, which caused laptop to burn.

      "Dell's engineering teams are working with the Consumer Product Safety Commission and a third-party failure analysis lab to determine the root cause of this failure and to ensure we take all appropriate measures to help prevent a recurrence", says post. LINK: http://laptoping.com/wp-content/flaming_laptop.jpg LINK: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops/sony-beancounters-tremble-as-own-vaio-batteries-come-home-to-roost-208031.php LINK: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops/gizmodo-reader-witnesses-ibm-laptop-catch-fire-at-lax-201115.php

      I'm glad all my laptops use NiMH, since it's been around quite a big longer (almost 20 years) and the bugs have been removed. I'm sure Lithium batteries will be a great product to own... circa 2020.

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    8. Re:External Forces = Pressure by snl2587 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hello, nice to meet you! I think I've met your friend before, but I don't quite...Mr. Strawman, is it?

      Lawnmowers cut things, hands included. Coffee is hot, and it can sear skin just like any other kind of hot water. Reasonable people expect these things. Reasonable people should not expect that their phone, which is designed to be placed next to the head to make phone calls, could explode if the screen cracks. A reasonable person might expect some kind of danger to the person using the phone if one had, say, run the phone over with a car, and if that's what these people were doing then maybe they got what one would expect. But if it was caused by a minor shock or a particularly heavy guy sitting on it, the design of the phone should not be such that it would explode.

    9. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apple has libberously documented each suspected case...

      Spell Different

    10. Re:External Forces = Pressure by doomy · · Score: 1

      Also it happens only in France.

      At first they reported it was due to heat, but I have the same phone in Arizona and never heard of that happening here.

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    11. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bonch · · Score: 0

      They're not really "exploding" as you probably imagine. The screens are cracked. When Apple said "external forces," they weren't referring to God as the always-biased Inquirer stated. They were talking about things like physical pressure exerted on the screen.

    12. Re:External Forces = Pressure by oldspewey · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I often put my cell phone (not an iPhone) in my back pocket, depending what I am wearing when I go out - and in my opinion, if a manufacturer can not design a cell phone to withstand normal use by normal people, they should not be the business of manufacturing cell phones.

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    13. Re:External Forces = Pressure by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      The 'explosion' I keep seeing in these articles is just a broken screen, no fire, flames, etc.

    14. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no evidence of "an explosion". One user has claimed this, and another has presented a picture of a broken screen that it otherwise clearly intact (ie, not exploded).

      There is also no evidence, nor even the claim, that this has anything to do with batteries. Looking back over the story, that conflation appears to have been invented by the press.

    15. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 0

      > and in my opinion, if a manufacturer can not design a cell phone to withstand normal use by normal people, they should not be the business of manufacturing cell phones.

      I have dropped my iPhone from shirt-pocket height onto concrete sidewalks on multiple occasions (yes, the pocket IS a bad place to carry it) without anything more than a scratch. The Motorola it replaced suffered considerably less damage, but was rendered almost inoperable.

      So we see to agree - Apple should be in the cell phone business, and Motorola out of it.

    16. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      sorry, forced to use Fracking IE 6 at work, no in-line spell check... Wish it were not the case.

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    17. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > NO evidence of the battery, or the glass itself, being a fault has been shown in any of these cases.

      Indeed, even the posters of the images did not make that claim, at least not with the images.

      The idea that the battery had anything to do with it was created in the BBG story, by a writer that clearly didn't understand the issue and simply conflated to different stories into one.

    18. Re:External Forces = Pressure by DJRumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From everything I've read, these 'explosions' (and I use that term generously) are the result of the iphone battery being shorted or in extreme cases, ruptured. I've never heard of a case of explosions because someone 'sat' on their iphone. Considering the millions of phones out there and the ease at which such 'sitting' test could be reproduced by ANY person with an iPhone I would have to take that with a grain of salt.

      Current good theories are that the battery itself gets short circuited since the iPhone is not designed with a user replaceable battery, it doesn't contain the usual shielding around the battery like a normal cell phone does. As a result, an extreme enough break in the casing that impacts the battery can cause it to let the magic smoke out.

    19. Re:External Forces = Pressure by speedtux · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It's fine for it to break, it's not OK for it to explode.

    20. Re:External Forces = Pressure by jayme0227 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What you're saying is that sitting on your phones was something completely unpredictable by Apple and therefore Apple shouldn't be held responsible. This is completely ass-backwards. If Apple didn't know that people would put the phones in their pocket, then Apple is run by idiots. If Apple did know and didn't design the phone to withstand that sort of use, then Apple is run by idiots. Since I don't believe that Apple is run by a bunch of idiots, I have to dismiss these first two possibilities.

      What I believe is far more likely is that Apple just didn't do a good enough job. I don't fault them for this. They are putting out a serious piece of technology and to have a small oversight is completely acceptable. What I do not find acceptable, however, is that they can't own up to it and accept that their phones are indeed exploding where others do not seem to have the same problem. Instead of addressing and fixing the problem, they are just having a "blamestorming session," to steal a term. And this is only after trying to deny it and cover it up completely. That's bad. Very bad.

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    21. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the pictures of the phones that have "exploded" none of them have actually exploded.
      They are all cracked in the screen, completely intact in all of the pictures I've seen, the only defect visible is that the screen is covered in web patterned fractures.
      Anyone claiming to have been harmed by this is full of shit and just trying to get money out of apple and a free replacement for being dumb.

    22. Re:External Forces = Pressure by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      My Blackberry (I'm not tide to any phone and actually don't like the blackberry) has two crack on the screen because I sat on it several time when getting into my car. IT works and I still have one asshole and not two from an exploding battery.

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    23. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      WAKE UP. Take that phone out of your back pocket and never put it there again (even while you're standing).

      You have been warned - this is your only warning. If you don't follow this imperative order, you have NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF for the consequences.

    24. Re:External Forces = Pressure by flibuste · · Score: 1

      Learn to spell differently?

    25. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Don't cry little boy. Just because Apple have some bad apples in their sold inventory, you don't have to take it so personally. As for information, you must have missed the recent 800 page report details this very issue - yes 800 pages of real paper!

    26. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between designing a phone that can withstand being repeatedly dropped and designing a phone that can withstand being thrown or crushed by a giant American ass is similar to the difference between designing a bridge that can handle being completely covered by Hummers and designing a bridge that can withstand an impact from a 747.

    27. Re:External Forces = Pressure by jo42 · · Score: 1

      The first thing I did with my iPhone, after buying it, was to put it into a Belkin hard shell case. Best $20 I've spent.

    28. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't sit on a phone or any other delicate high-tech device that contains a battery pack... I thought that was common sense. Hell, I've dropped my smartphone off of balconies, drowned it in iced tea (getting all the sugar off the mainboard was brutal) and accidentally melted off parts of the casing by leaving it next to the stove when cooking... but I don't think I'd EVER put it in my back pocket and then proceed to sit down.

      Where would you get the idea that ANY manufacturer considers people stupid enough to put a $400+ piece of (fragile!) equipment in their back pocket?

    29. Re:External Forces = Pressure by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Don't LCDs contain toxic substances? Anyway, we're probably not talking about Nokia-style explosions here.

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    30. Re:External Forces = Pressure by xlotlu · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or trolling, but I'll bite:

      I've been sitting my ass on mobiles for 10 years. That's all my phones except my first brick of a Sony, that couldn't fit in my backpocket.

      Out of all the perverted treatment I subjected my phones to, the only one that got hurt was an Ericsson T28: its screen got cracked when I slipped on ice and landed on my ass. That's my full weight landing on a thin glass+electronics+thin metal/plastic shell, and the phone was still working but the LCD was barely readable.

      Compare that to 2 out of 6 iPhone owners I know -- they got their screens cracked: one vibrated itself off a table, and the other one got dropped on concrete. I know I've dropped my phones many-a-times from varying heights, and none got hurt. Probably because other manufacturers build their devices for real-world use, and test them as such: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zES6byXbOaE -- jump to about 6:00 and witness the bending test, aka ass-sitting-on-cellphone-test.

      Does Apple test the iThingies like that? Do they bake them to unbearable temperatures? Probably not, because this looks like a design flaw easily uncovered with a bit of prodding/bending/overheating.

    31. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your pink ballgown is at the dry cleaners?

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    32. Re:External Forces = Pressure by vlm · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm glad all my laptops use NiMH, since it's been around quite a big longer (almost 20 years) and the bugs have been removed. I'm sure Lithium batteries will be a great product to own... circa 2020.

      Naaaaaah. The main thing that limits the short circuit current of a battery is it's internal resistance. And different battery families have considerably different resistances. Check out the mighty wikipedia:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_resistance

      The lower the internal resistance, the higher the overall battery efficiency, especially at high currents, but the more dangerous a short circuit is.

      So, as alot of automotive mechanics and UPS repairmen know, short out a lead acid cell, and you get a "glowing crowbar/screwdriver of doom".

      As the R/C airplane guys know, short out a NiCad and it'll pop, quite violently. My father had a RC plane pack pepper a styrofoam ceiling with foil fragments in the 80s during fast charging (no one hurt, no serious property damage, but that was the end of that pack...)

      wikipedia's mostly made up numbers show a lithium has about 1/2 the internal resistance of a NiMH. So, that would be twice the short circuit current. Thanks to P=I2R that would be four times the heat output. Lithiums have a much higher energy density, meaning the lithium either has more energy to convert into heat, or that its an equal amount of heat in a smaller volume.

      I'd conservatively estimate a shorted Lithium will inherently make a bang thats about ten times bigger than the bang from a shorted NiMH. Plus or minus engineering design effects, like corroded emergency vents in a NiMH, flamability and boiling points of the different electrolytes, etc. This would make a highly entertaining mythbusters episode.

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    33. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There's an app for that.

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    34. Re:External Forces = Pressure by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      If people are sitting on their phones, it is not "common sense." Frankly, the fact that Apple is showing it in someone's pocket as part of the advertising would seem to indicate that they expect people to have the phone in their pocket; thus, they should design the phone to be sit-resistant. If Apple's engineers thought that the phone would be stored in a pristine environment, then they neglected to do research to find out how people actually carry their phones around -- not taking the time to find out how a system will be used is just bad engineering. Blaming your customers for your bad engineering is bad business.

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    35. Re:External Forces = Pressure by prockcore · · Score: 1

      I had my iphone 3gs get suspiciously hot one day. It was just sitting at my desk, plugged in. It wasn't running anything, but it was very hot. I rebooted it and it cooled down. Hasn't happened since.

    36. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Haven't you ever assumed that some people are just stupid?

      Would you sit on a laptop? How about a Sony Vaio P (which they also showed in someone's back pocket as part of an advertising campaign)? How about a 2.5" hard drive? Or a stick of RAM in packaging...?

      Just because you can fit it in there doesn't mean you should sit on it...

    37. Re:External Forces = Pressure by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Informative

      if a manufacturer can not design a cell phone to withstand normal use by normal people, they should not be the business of manufacturing cell phones.

      That seems to be something Motorola has got right. My wife and both have Razr2 V9 phones, and I have always been a bit suspicious of their shininess.

      However, a couple of weeks ago, my wife managed to drop her phone in the path of a tractor I was driving. Sure, the glass splintered due to the "external force" as one would expect. But apart from that (and a few scratches), the device is still perfectly functional. Call that an endorsement if you will, but I don't believe the iPhone would stand up to the same treatment.

    38. Re:External Forces = Pressure by eclectro · · Score: 2

      But if it was caused by a minor shock or a particularly heavy guy sitting on it, the design of the phone should not be such that it would explode.

      Wait, isn't the iphone OS based on Darwin?

      One of these days due to genetic pressure, there will be no more exploding phones.

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    39. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Znork · · Score: 1

      I think it's clear the flaw lies in the Lithium

      Vent-with-flame seems to be pretty standard for lithium batteries, and as far as I've seen it's one of the safety features to prevent an actual real explosion. So (hopefully) I wouldn't put much stock in Dell working to prevent a recurrence; the alternative would be having it explode like a grenade and shredding the user with laptop (or iphone) shrapnel.

      I'm glad all my laptops use NiMH

      Personally I'd like to see consumer safety regulations to require any lithium battery equipped products to have readily available NiMH or other non-incendiary battery replacements. Personally I can live with shorter battery life for many things (which a li battery will have after a few months anyway), particularly if I can just exchange it for another if it runs out.

    40. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You lambast people for sitting on their phones but then admit to doing far worse things to your phone.

      "Yeah, I'll just leave this phone sitting right here by this HOT STOVE. That sounds like a GREAT idea!"

      Common sense indeed.

    41. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      The common theme here being that what I managed to do was accidental, whereas sitting on your phone in general is, well, stupid.

    42. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just because you can fit it in there doesn't mean you should sit on it...

      Wow, do I ever have a dirty mind!

    43. Re:External Forces = Pressure by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying "lithium bad" only that they need more work. Two things just off the top of my head:

      - improved internal insulation so they don't fail except in extreme circumstances (sitting in a car at 150 degrees) like other battery technologies. Until they do that, they cannot be used in hybrid cars since the burning battery will set-off the fuel tank (boom).

      - eliminate the "old age" phenomenon where even a brand-new lithium-ion battery is dead after 6 years. I've got NiCads that 20 years old and after a refresh work almost as good as new.

      - develop landfill-friendly materials. NiMHs can be thrown away. NiCads and Li-Ion batteries can not.

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    44. Re:External Forces = Pressure by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Funny

      sorry, forced to use Fracking IE 6 at work, no in-line spell check... Wish it were not the case.

      Sorry, even in this economy, it's not that hard to find a new job, if you have a minimum amount of talent. And lots of employers do supply workstations with firefox.

    45. Re:External Forces = Pressure by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      woooooosh!

    46. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      LOL... maybe Firefox should include a "Does that sound dirty"-checker in addition to the spellchecker...

    47. Re:External Forces = Pressure by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      They do a lot more than just sit on them. At my last job I supported our BES and about 50 or 60 BBs. I thuink I replaced one a month. People would text in the bathroom and drop them in the bowl. People would put them in their sweatpants pocket and go jogging or mow the lawn, thus ensuring theyre dripping with their own sweat. People spill things on them all the time. People throw them across tables. People wash them in the washer.

      Its really incredible how careless most people are with electronics. Im not necessarily defending Apple, but Occam's razor suggests abuse more than a manufacturing fault or corporate conspiracy. As more information is released to the public, we'll know more, but right now I would think something as delicate as the iphone would have all sorts of problems from abuse.

      One thing I am curious about is whether any of these people have been using the iphone with a cracked screen. I was just at the movies and saw a girl with a cracked iphone. Its structural integrity really depends on that firm piece of glass holding it together. If someone cracked theirs and they kept stressing the case, they could easily be shorting the battery or cracking the battery itself. There's a lot of energy in the LiOn battery pack, thus all the "explosions."

    48. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking moron. The GP wasn't being sarcastic.

    49. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't happen to be a philosophy professor for a southern california university that rhymes with schmandiego schmate would you?

    50. Re:External Forces = Pressure by erroneus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What you say is generally well known among the technical crowd. LiIon batteries are powerful and have contain dangerous potential. Apple engineers probably know this too.

      Here's the deal though. This is a consumer device called a phone. People expect to be able to treat it and deal with it just like all of their other phones. There are no warnings that the phone should treat their iPhones with extra care or that the consequences of mistreatment are exploding devices and potential injury. This would be the bare minimum we should expect as consumers.

      But LiIon batteries have failed and erupted into flame and explosion for longer than the iPhone or other iPod devices have existed. Not all of them are the result of physical damage -- some simply happen spontaneously and are likely due to very small defects in the batteries themselves.

      And I will agree that it is probably VERY hard to make an iPhone with a LiIon battery keeping it slim and all that without these risks. But what should a company do under those circumstances? Make it anyway and hope for the best??? Nope! Don't sell it!! Keep in mind, these are devices that are also routinely in the pockets of children. All the warning labels if they were to exist would not prevent a child from turning his phone into a grenade with or without "external forces" acting upon it.

      Even if all of these instances were the result of user mishandling, it still doesn't excuse Apple for putting these on the market. They should all be recalled until a solution for safety is created and dispatched.

    51. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Toonol · · Score: 1

      - develop landfill-friendly materials. NiMHs can be thrown away. NiCads and Li-Ion batteries can not.

      Trust me, they can be and usually are. The proper phrase would be "should not", not "can not". This doesn't take away from your point, though; it actually reinforces it.

    52. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Toonol · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apple needs to study Nintendo products. Seriously. I think they CAN withstand the equivalent of a 747 impact.

    53. Re:External Forces = Pressure by TRRosen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Guess what? Li-Po's don't explode...but NiCds Do. ....iPhones do not use Li-ion batteries

    54. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has libberously documented each suspected case...

      Spell Different

      He's Kolean you insensitive bastald!

    55. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, no. Liquid Crystal polymers are extremely very much non-reactive, and are often used where strength and food safety are required.

    56. Re:External Forces = Pressure by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Either that, or Steve Jobs will make Boeing study iPhone and come up with a 747 that would withstand an equivalent of an exploding iPhone impact.

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    57. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee is hot, but I don't think that reasonable people would expect it to cause 3rd degree burns in 12 secs.

    58. Re:External Forces = Pressure by raynet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here is a video of exploding Li-Po battery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o_2mwRPdw

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    59. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      However, a couple of weeks ago, my wife managed to drop her phone in the path of a tractor I was driving.

      Had she been trying to drop her phone there for a while unsuccessfully? Is it like a secret little game you two play? "Hun, I think it's time to drop that Razr under the tractor again... Ohhh yeah..."

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    60. Re:External Forces = Pressure by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2, Informative
      1. Yes, some people are stupid. All the more reason to design phones -- which are commonly slipped into pockets -- to survive various sorts of non-ideal treatment.
      2. If you are designing a system for a non-technical crowd, you need to give it relatively wide tolerances. Non-technical folks may very well believe that since a commercial shows a netbook being stuck in someone's back pocket, the netbook can survive being sat on. Warnings are insufficient: "Nobody ever reads the manual." If a device must be treated with the utmost care, it does not belong in the hands of the average consumer, who will undoubtedly mistreat it.

      Again, it is a matter of engineering. Consumers mistreat their devices. The more portable the device is, the more people mistreat it. A cell phone is extremely portable, and if you designing a cell phone, you should design it to withstand the conditions that people subject other cell phones to: pockets, bags/briefcases/backpacks, dropping, hot environments, vibrations, dust, moisture, etc. No, it does not need ludicrous tolerances; it does not need to operate underwater or inside a volcano, but if it stops working because it was stored in a pocket on a 95 degree day, it is a poorly designed phone.

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    61. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LiPos are fine if treated properly. I fly them in RC helis which means they occasionally get subjected to some very high-G forces (such as in a crash), as well as high current load. I've never had a problem with them and the only horror stories at our club so far is making them balloon up and ending up with reduced capacity. Perhaps there is some bug in Apple's hardware causing them to go off, but if it's anything like the RC world, it will be something the user did, such as crushing the device.

    62. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not everyone can be as cool as you and carry their Iphone on a belt clip, even though it may be what the cool people (like the head network engineer, or lead progammer) do at your IT company. lol

    63. Re:External Forces = Pressure by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Some idiots SIT on their phones. And they expect a thin glass+electronics+thin metal/plastic shell to NOT break?

      Whaaa?

      Some people actually expect their devices to stand up to the rigours of their daily lives?

      How dare they.

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    64. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's more like people drop them. One of the recurring stories is of the daughter who dropped her iPhone, and the dad that threw it outside once it started hissing. Those are small batteries with a less than optimal ability to handle dropping. Once two contacts inside the battery get pushed close enough together they short, and bad things start to happen. I can bet you that trauma happened to the batteries that were exploding in laptops the past few years, but those should be more resilient, but laptops get banged every which direction.

    65. Re:External Forces = Pressure by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      There is no contest in life for which the unprepared have the advantage.

      Pshaw, sure there is. Rorschach test, Word association, blind obedience, funniest facepaint applied to drunk passed-out dude,

      In short: anything where the contestant's willfulness would get in the way of the best results. ;3

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    66. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      All correct - however, does a phone really need to be designed to withstand 130kg of fat nerd sitting down on it once a day? Thin nerds are probably even worse, since their asses are small and spiky enough to focus all of their weight on the phone :)

      Now imagine sitting on a lawn chair with a seat made up of widely spaced slats, with the smartphone placed right across one of the spaces and then sat upon - you can only overengineer so much in such a confined space...

      I'm not saying that smartphones are all designed adequately, or that what Apple is doing by placing the blame for their little accidents squarely on the consumers, but that I'm not surprised that some of the phones are exploding or melting - the way people handle them, it's no big surprise.

    67. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Where would you get the idea that ANY manufacturer considers people stupid enough to put a $400+ piece of (fragile!) equipment in their back pocket?

      If you pay $400+ for it and it is fragile, then that is your problem right there.

      My phone doesn't cost $400, and is not fragile.

    68. Re:External Forces = Pressure by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

      Some idiots SIT on their phones. And they expect a thin glass+electronics+thin metal/plastic shell to NOT break?

      Come on.

      That would be Fat American's who are the culprits. Don't feed the iphone trolls!

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    69. Re:External Forces = Pressure by NSN+A392-99-964-5927 · · Score: 1

      I keep my iPhone in my back pocket. It's not directly under me, taking my full weight, but I am partially sitting on it. So far no explosions. Also today I am wearing a black shirt. Though, I'd like to say in my defense that I don't always wear black shirts.

      Up the rear bro! sorry I could not resist the comment!

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    70. Re:External Forces = Pressure by bemymonkey · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a musician: if it's not ruggedized, it's fragile. :)

      As for price: You're aware that most phones these days cost somewhere between $300 and $900 (unsubsidized, obviously), right?

    71. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Kulilin · · Score: 1

      Of course you shouldn't expect it not to break. But an explosion? That's unacceptable.

      Funny enough, here's a quote from an article in IEEE's Spectrum magazine:

      the energy density of lithium-ion batteries used for laptop computers, at 40 watt-hours per kilogram, [is] already getting uncomfortably close to that of your basic hand grenade

      I'm just saying.

    72. Re:External Forces = Pressure by hattig · · Score: 1

      Luckily it seems that "explode" is the media term for "break" when it comes to this case.

      Apple's sold millions of these devices. So far there have been a handful of these cases, not even dozens.

      And in all of them, there hasn't been an explosion. It wasn't the battery either. Maybe there is a design flaw, but it would affect all large screen devices that use glass. Maybe there is some form of transparent membrane that could be stuck under the glass to keep it cohesive if it does break.

      It's not like anyone would put a large, flat, bit of glass in their back pocket. Nor any slim large device. Pickpockets like back pocket items, easy to steal. Also not a lot of room in them, so putting stuff in is uncomfortable. Front pockets are much better.

    73. Re:External Forces = Pressure by MursPlace · · Score: 1

      The Li-ion / Li-Polymer battery does make a nice loud "POP" when it expands (some call explode.) I don't own a Iphone but my Aircard sitting on my desk had a slight expansion problem and I never sat on my aircard or exposed it to heat. Here's a picture of it that might give you a good idea of how it could break apart the iphone. http://www.homelandtechsupport.org/img_posts/595U_Battery_Face_View.jpg

    74. Re:External Forces = Pressure by dudeinthedark · · Score: 0

      You know you've become too dependant on a browser when...

    75. Re:External Forces = Pressure by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      I wonder what explanation Apple's engineers have for the laptops that spontaneously smoked & sizzled? I think it's clear the flaw lies in the Lithium battery not the user

      How exactly does a laptop battery exploding clearly prove that a phone battery explosion is not user-related? They are completely different devices used under completely different circumstances. This is rather spurious logic.

    76. Re:External Forces = Pressure by zzyzyx · · Score: 1

      NO evidence of the battery, or the glass itself, being a fault has been shown in any of these cases. Though little is public information, Apple has libberously documented each suspected case for a device returned to them for examination, and it;s consistant evidence.

      What answer do you expect when you ask the suspect to examine the evidence ?

    77. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      I didn't say I didn't like the job, only the browser. unfortunately, combinations of DOD security standards, Application testing and validation, and over 1800 legacy apps don;t give me a lot of choice currently. We have over 200 active code development projects running moving all web based applications through java revisions into an SOA ezpress environment so we can break our browser lock-in, but even then, DOD needs to update the STIGs so i can have some freedoms...

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    78. Re:External Forces = Pressure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, I thought the 800 pages was in relation to a supposed problem with the batteries in iPods. The 800 pages documented some 15 cases where the owner of the device reported that they believed the battery was faulty. In none of those cases (even in the few of them where the battery actually *had* failed) was there any evidence that pointed to an engineering problem rather than an inadvertent abuse of the hardware.

  2. normal for Apple by alen · · Score: 5, Informative

    check out the Macrumors forums. people bought iMacs a few years ago and LCD's started to go after the warranty expired. The Genius's called the customers crazy. Only reason Apple payed out money with the nvidia chipsets is because they got the money from nvidia.

    there was a hard drive clicking issue with current MBP's and 7200rpm drives, including freeze ups. people took them to Apple stores and were told it was a feature.

    1. Re:normal for Apple by ichthyoboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      there was a hard drive clicking issue with current MBP's and 7200rpm drives, including freeze ups. people took them to Apple stores and were told it was a feature.

      the iMetronome?

    2. Re:normal for Apple by not+already+in+use · · Score: 5, Informative

      I bought a first gen MacBook Pro. During manufacturing there was so much thermal paste put on the processor, graphics chip and northbridge that it caked out onto the motherboard and was actually insulating from the copper heatsink. It was a well known manufacturing issue that Apple never acknowledged even though every 1st gen up to a certain point was affected by it. I have pictures of mine, personally, that I took apart, voiding the warranty, to fix.

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    3. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 4, Informative

      lol, it WAS a feature. It's a feature of the drop detection system. Unfortunately, the system in the Seagate HDD was much more sensitive, or conflicted with Apple's own protection system built into the macbook, and it took SEAGATE a couple of weeks to develop a patch that Apple tested and then distributed. It only effected a few thousand machines where the disk was upgraded to a non-default selection, and this disk from Seagate should NOT have had this system enabled in the first place. (and the drives apple initially tested did not have this feature enabled, but seagate changed the firmware without changing the model number in later shipping drives, causing the issue, this is a common logistics issue in manufacturing, and segate should have clarified the change with a revision number or notified apple to retest the drives)

      Thanks for spreading more FUD and making a 3rd party vendor's firmware issues look like Apple's fault...

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    4. Re:normal for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a feature. There were two different systems running to prevent high-g damage (from a drop). Apple's and the HDD manufacturers.

      They were not working together as planned and that noise was the result. Apple has since released an update to address the problem.

    5. Re:normal for Apple by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's Apple's responsibility to pick non-shitty vendors.

      Seagate is a shitty vendor.

    6. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      statistics please?

      I've got one here that shows Seagate as the #1 reliable manufacture of drives:

      http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/245312-32-seagate-western-digital-reliability

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    7. Re:normal for Apple by Mr.G5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I had a 2.5GHz PowerMac G5 from 2004, the one they introduced when they couldn't reach the 3GHz Steve Jobs had promised to have by then. As a result of desperately trying to ramp up the clock speed they ended up used a custom-designed liquid cooling system to get the thing to be stable. I had a feeling the day we bought the machine that the cooling system would crap out sooner rather than later and bought the $300 AppleCare 3-year warranty extension thinking it would pay for itself.

      Fast forward 5 years. This June I noticed a small green puddle underneath the tower and realized exactly what I had feared had happened 6 months out of warranty. Opening the case I realized the logic board, processors, power supply and cooling system were all coated in coolant and had started to rust away. Looking it up on the net I found forums where people claimed they had managed to get Apple to fix their machines for free out of warranty after some negotiation on the phone. I decided to book a Genius bar appointment and see where I could get. I put the tower on a really squeaky push cart and rolled it all the way through the shiny Apple store to the Genius bar at the back where I then placed it on the counter and opened the side panel, bits of rust and coolant falling onto the pristine Genius bar in front of me. The Genius on hand didn't say much and took about 30 minutes to calculate that a repair would cost me over $2,000 and that it would probably be better worth my money to buy a new one. I then asked to speak to a manager, which the Genius reluctantly complied with. After a few minutes with the "Lead Genius" (I love that title) I pointed out that it was unreasonable that a single poorly designed part failing should pretty much destroy a $4000 computer only months out of warranty, I also pointed out that others online had managed to have Apple fix the machines for free. He agreed that it was unreasonable, and offered me a brand new quad-core Xeon Mac Pro as a free replacement. I eagerly agreed and walked out of the store with my new machine and my faith in Apple restored.

    8. Re:normal for Apple by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I returned (after ca. 1 week) a first gen. white intel macbook. The thing was so damn hot that I was concerned for the safety of the furniture around it :-)

    9. Re:normal for Apple by Macman408 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Go work doing warranty computer repair for a while... You'll become a cynic too. I've seen more than my fair share of laptops that just "suddenly stopped working" due to apparent spontaneous creation of red wine or cola within the case. The customers will go out of their way to clean the outside of the case, hoping that we won't notice the sticky residue that's coating the guts of the computer. There are many cases of cracked screens (both laptops and phones) that the customer legitimately did not see happen - but those are far more likely to be cases where the screen got cracked due to poor handling than due to manufacturing defects.

      And Apple does occasionally own up to their (and their suppliers') mistakes, when there's a significant statistical outlier in terms of failures. Batteries, graphics chips, power supplies, power adapters... I even remember my parents' 15" Apple CRT being covered by an extended warranty in about 1995 because it had a tendency to start flickering yellow. But they don't do that every time somebody on the Internet makes a fuss - whether legitimate or not. Apple customers are ridiculously picky. Like those who complained about the mold lines on the G4 Cube's plastic. Or about misalignment of a laptop case by less than a millimeter. Or a hard drive that clicks slightly differently from what customers are used to hearing (which, admittedly can sometimes be a sign of failure, but can also just be the way it was designed).

    10. Re:normal for Apple by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      1: LOL Tom's Hardware. The most money-hatted review site ever.

      2: LOL your "statistic" is a forum poll, with 88 votes. All you're seeing is which brand is more popular. (Hint: Seagate is cheaper than WD.)

      3: Physical reliability is not the issue here. Ever try to get a firmware update from Seagate? Or a changelog if you manage to get a firmware update? Ever try to get SeaTools to work? Seagate simply has terrible support and documentation. But they're cheaper, so Apple and others choose them.

    11. Re:normal for Apple by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thanks for spreading more FUD and making a 3rd party vendor's firmware issues look like Apple's fault...

      I thought the whole argument for why Mac OS can only be used on Apple built computers was because that allowed Apple to control all of the hardware it ran on and avoid these types of problems?

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    12. Re:normal for Apple by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It was a feature. Two different systems were not working together as planned.
      It was not working together as planned.
      It was not working.

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    13. Re:normal for Apple by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      I had one of those iMacs with a bad lcd (still in warranty though.) I think it's an overheating issue. The fan speed are set too conservatively and components right behind the screen heat up and play havoc with the lcd, especially when gaming in Windows. After checking the specs I was surprised to see that the iMac is rated to operate in temperatures up to 35C (95F) as I was playing games during a heat wave when the ambient temperature was closer to 40C. I've since installed smcFanControl and haven't seen any problems so far.

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    14. Re:normal for Apple by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I eagerly agreed and walked out of the store with my new machine and my faith in Apple restored.

      Honest question: is this statement sarcastic?

      Because I think I'd have a lot more faith (or at least some) in Apple if you didn't have to escalate to management and argue them down about it, after buying a ludicrously expensive warranty.

    15. Re:normal for Apple by ITJC68 · · Score: 1

      The customers should and do have a right to be picky though. Look at the cost of the system to a comparable PC. If I purchased one I would expect it to live up to its hype and not just look the part. As someone who does work in IT we all know about the unexplained faults that were really user errors. From all the news about the iphone GS getting hot to this I am damn glad I didn't buy one.

    16. Re:normal for Apple by SPCagigas · · Score: 1

      No such thing as a 3rd-party vendor's fault. Apple engineers are responsible for integrating the hardware and software they select for a system to work together, not Seagate, or NVIDIA, or anyone else. End of Discussion. If Seagate made an unauthorized change, Apple can hammer them for it, but APPLE is the one that needs to answer to the end customers and any regulators (FCC or whomever...). Saludos...

    17. Re:normal for Apple by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      But a third party Vendor's firmware issues ARE apple's fault, as long as said firmware is installed in a device Apple is selling. I loath to bring another car anology into anything, but if you bought a ford and the radio didn't work because the radio company replaced the innards with custard, you'd demand Ford replace it. You might sympathize with Ford, but ultimately it's their responsibility.

    18. Re:normal for Apple by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      The thing was so damn hot that I was concerned for the safety of the furniture around it :-)

      a, "furniture", that's what you call it :-)

    19. Re:normal for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Because I think I'd have a lot more faith (or at least some) in Apple if you didn't have to escalate to management and argue them down about it, after buying a ludicrously expensive warranty.

      That was no longer valid because it had expired. Don't leave that part out.

    20. Re:normal for Apple by sjames · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that people do abuse hardware, but the definition of abuse seems to be steadily changing from well beyond normal accidents that happen to people with average coordination to anything short of carrying the device on a velvet pillow at all times.

      Hand held devices go in pockets and get dropped. It's simply in the nature of hand held devices. They should be designed with that in mind. Really they should just keep working normally. Failing that they should at least avoid releasing toxic gasses, burning people or starting fires. We went several decades with handheld devices that never started fires or injured people for any reason (unless you threw it at someone's head).

      A simple judicious use of rubber membranes and shock pads would go a long way for just a few pennies in costs. That would also keep liquids out of the case.

      Sometimes people lie because what actually happened really shouldn't have had much if any consequence but they know that the warranty will be voided at the slightest pretense. It doesn't help when sales associates try to tell people that absolutely everything including deliberate destruction is covered in the warranty (yes, I've been told that, no I didn't believe it). By the time they get to you, they've already been told (without even a hint of apparent shame) that the expensive extended warranty just allows them to mail it off for repairs and won't even cover regular wear and tear in spite of what the salesperson told them. They're just trying to get what they were sold somehow.

    21. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 4, Informative

      No problem. i agree. My post was simply top state you 1) can't hold Apple personally responsible (yes, Apple has to fix, it, but you can't BLAME them for the issue); 2) The media exclaimed the whole product line was at fault, and it was a mainbord issue, and started demanding recalls of all notebooks (effected or not), before Apple even had a week to diagnose the issue (which did not come to light until several weeks after it shipped), and then further it actuallyl took some time for SEAGATE to fix it after Apple very quickly announced what the issue was after their diagniostics of an effected machine.

      Apple acted as best as they could, do determine the cause, produce a short term workaround, and then distribute a BIOS Fix. Simply replacing the effected HDD was not an option as Apple did not have an alternate 5400RPM drive in the supply pipeline (not even a bigger one), and the fix was due in a mere few weeks. Backlogging genius techs with thousands of maches to replace non-faulty drives and inconvenience customers with data copies is not a good business practice is a short term workaround (disabling the drop detection in the BIOS) followed by a forthcoming firmware patch would have solved the issue. Can you imagine waiting a few hours for a repair at a store 2 hours from your home to find out the patch came out the next day?

      Yea, Apple had to fix it. AND THEY DID. ...and it wasxn't their fault, and short of an annoyance, it didn't stop machines from working. Had it been more serious, or potentially caused data loss if there was a real threat of injury (like their laptop battery recall, which brought back 1.6 million batteries after ony 2 (yes 2) failed...

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    22. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Hey, i found a quick post. It was 1 example, troll...

      Yes, I've tried a lot of things with Seagate... Also tried with Maxtor, WD, Quantum, and all the others. Retail, pro grade, and enterprise storage alike.

      Yea, SeaTools sucks, it's not the only tool option... WD tools also sucks too, and Maxtor is just a port of SeaTools... it also happens to be regularly updated, and I have never had an issue making it run with a supported drive. Sure, it a clunky DOS app, but it does work unless the drive is so fracked nothing works.

      I regularly deal with drive manufacturers for RMA. Actually, seagate makes it real easy with their web site, and getting replacements happen in 2-3 days, and they cross ship enterprise products without requiring a deposit or dsecurity payment. I can't say the same about others.

      For OEM products, seagate, nor WD, nor any other that I'm aware of disk manufacturer provide ANY support. If the drive that came with your machine has firmware issues, contact the vendor, not Seagate, or you'll get the runaround. That's not segate's fault, it's your for not reading the waranty agreement.

      Fact is, they all suck, unless you buy their flagship products, and picking a winner is like picking the best looser. However, your post is clearly more of a personal opinion, and I simply posted a response in contrast, and a sample of 88 people was equally as rediculous as your comment.

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    23. Re:normal for Apple by canonymous · · Score: 1

      The problem occurred when people removed the factory-installed 5200 RPM hard drives and installed 7200 RPM Seagate hard drives.

    24. Re:normal for Apple by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Seagate? Maxtor? Quantum?
      All the same, dude.

      SeaTools has a terrible time working with any of their SATA drives because they never update the drivers on the damned thing to work with modern chipsets. This isn't opinion, it's a simple fact.

      Seagate offers no Windows-based utility to flash the firmware on a drive. This is a fact.

      Seagate doesn't offer public downloads for firmware (unless it's a HUGE problem, like they had with their 1.5 TB drives recently) - you have to go through tech support and open a ticket and wait. Fact.

      Seagate doesn't provide change logs of any sort for firmware updates. Fact.

    25. Re:normal for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you missed the point where the original driver/design did not have this feature turned on, and was then changed later by Seagate without notifying Apple. I don't think it's reasonable to blame Apple's Quality Assurance for that.

    26. Re:normal for Apple by asdfman2000 · · Score: 2

      The problem occurred when people removed the factory-installed 5200 RPM hard drives and installed 7200 RPM Seagate hard drives.

      Simply not true. The 7200rpm 500gb Seagate is available as an option.

      I should know, I have this installed in my MBP and had fun hearing a beep every 3 seconds. My coworker in the office next to me even complained about the incessant and frequent noises from the hard drive. Apple's support told me it was "working as intended."

    27. Re:normal for Apple by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is an HDD. That's rather like a stick of RAM. Doesn't really matter what manufacturer - pretty much any model will work fine on a modern motherboard.

      Chipsets, GPUs, etc. have much more specifically tailored drivers. HDDs, and sticks of RAM don't.

    28. Re:normal for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're some kind of tech-religious wacko on a soap-box tirade. Fact.

    29. Re:normal for Apple by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have an iPhone 3GS, and have no complaints. It gets warm with heavy use (aka gaming), but not unreasonably hot. Maybe it would be a problem in a particularly warm climate (I've played games on it in up to 100 degree weather), but I tend to overheat long before the phone would.

    30. Re:normal for Apple by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Once upon a time I was a warranty repairer for Apple & NEC.

      Among my favourite requests for warranty repairs there was: a keyboard with a visible tyre tread mark cross it which had stopped working for no apparent reason according to the customer; a powerbook which had stopped working - the fact that they had cut the transformer off the end of the power adaptor and wired in a standard 3 pin plug couldn't possibly be related (apparently the power brick was inconvenient); and group of laptops which had purple glitter spilt in them.

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    31. Re:normal for Apple by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Thanks for spreading more FUD and making a 3rd party vendor's firmware issues look like Apple's fault...

      When Apple has an incompatibility with the Seagate drives it sells, its all Seagate's fault.

      When Dell has an incompatibility with the Seagate drives it sells, its all Dell's fault.

      Fortunately the law on this one is quite clear, it's Apple's/Dell's fault. Apple/Dell resold the hardware as a single package, it was Apple/Dell who took your money, if they have an incompatibility with a component its their fault to sort it out.

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    32. Re:normal for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I thought the whole argument for why Mac OS can only be used on Apple built computers was because that allowed Apple to control all of the hardware it ran on and avoid these types of problems?"

      I thought the whole point of the story was to show that Apple did spec the hardware, and Seagate misconfigured the drives. I guess some people (mods included who have this ranked at +5), when presented with a clear story, just don't care.

      (Overlooking the entire fact that MacOS runs on non-Apple machines which negates you statement as well but overlooks the crux of the matter.)

      I guess you were one of those people who blamed Ford for Firestone's screwups. Ford makes tires, you say. Apple makes hard drives.

      In any case, at the very least, it was an oversight or error. Happens with computers, vehicle manufacturering, your student loan application, your SO polishing someone not you, etc.

    33. Re:normal for Apple by dvhh · · Score: 0

      That the whole windows problem, because most of the OS is solid but rely on somewhat sloppy driver (most of high end user usually install beta quality video driver because they expec a 5% perf gain). Apple customers welcome to the pain microsoft has been suffering for decade. Oh and the blue screen is a feature too :).

    34. Re:normal for Apple by Confuzzled · · Score: 1

      I hate that people keep repeating this, it's utter bullshit. Sure they put on too much extra paste, but it really does not affect the temperature very much at all. I tried this with my brother's machine (reapplying the thermal paste thinly and evenly, using the "good" stuff), and the difference was negligible, 2-4 degrees in our case. I'm not the only one to have the same experience.

    35. Re:normal for Apple by Waccoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the system in the Seagate HDD was much more sensitive, or conflicted with Apple's own protection system built into the macbook, and it took SEAGATE a couple of weeks to develop a patch that Apple tested and then distributed.

      Yes, and the captain goes down with the ship.

      People pay a premium to get a premium product, not to be told that flaws and flukes are normal.

    36. Re:normal for Apple by hattig · · Score: 0

      You fail at arguing.

      A good response would have proved that Seagate were poor. Instead you attack the person and the site. That's poor arguing.

      I recommend you join a debating society to improve your debating skills.

    37. Re:normal for Apple by hattig · · Score: 1

      You won there, if that is true.

      To be honest, even with a Mac Pro, four and a half years is a good amount of use, and it was out of warranty. Even though it was a design fault, I'm surprised they didn't just offer you $500 off a new Mac Pro instead!

    38. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      yup, all true. No different for the others, so no reason to hate Seagate more than tham. Your choise to slam seagate is personal, and nothing more.

      Drives CAN'T be flashed from Windows, that's a limitation of the SATA and IDE protocols, not the drive.

      MOST of the reason you can't get HDD Firmware for your drives is they're OEM drives... That's part of the deal when you buy the cheaper OEM models is you have to deal with the vendor, not the manufacturer...

      However: FACT: "Seagate now offers firmware updates as a routine matter for the general support of your Seagate drive."

      http://seagate.custkb.com/seagate/crm/selfservice/search.jsp?DocId=207931&NewLang=en

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    39. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to you... It;s not a premium product. It;s prices at near the same or LESS than competing products carying the SAME components. Yea, it;s premium compared to a $500 notebook, but it is NOT premium compared to a 15" dell Studio that has the same specs and costs $80 more...

      Apple could not POSSIBLE have been aware of this issue (the firmware change occoured AFTER Apple started shipping the systems, only models after a certain serial number were effected, and this change was NOT communicated to Apple by Seagate through the modification of a part number or model revision as would be the expected case (firmware changes normally don't cause this actually). Apple could only react, which they did in short fashion with a confirmed and simple fix. What the fuck do you want???

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    40. Re:normal for Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for spreading more FUD and making a 3rd party vendor's firmware issues look like Apple's fault...

      I thought part of the Mac experience is that since Apple controls everything, everything works smoothly. However, if Apple supposedly controls everything, that also means you can't just play the "blame the vendor" game every time something goes wrong. Either pick one or the other, you Mac fags can't have it both ways.

    41. Re:normal for Apple by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      What the fuck do you want???

      Apple to take responsibility. When you buy a Mac, it has a huge Apple logo on it, and nothing else. They thrive off their image of making something that "just works", even when it doesn't. I used to be a Mac sysadmin, so I'm quite familiar with how Apple reacts to many issues, thank you.

      They make profit off the products, even though they largely just take components from other companies and put them together (or hire Foxxcon or LG to do it for them). If something goes wrong, it's their responsibility to properly explain what happened, fix it, and then seek reimbursement from their supplier. Telling people a defect is "normal" doesn't cut it.

      Yea, it;s premium compared to a $500 notebook, but it is NOT premium compared to a 15" dell Studio that has the same specs and costs $80 more...

      I have no idea what you're talking about. I just looked at a Dell Studio 17" a few days ago, and it came out to $850 with free shipping. I didn't buy it, though. Apple doesn't offer anything larger than a netbook for less than $1,000. Plus, few PC laptops sell for MSRP, because they all have rebates or some other sales gimmick, like car dealerships do. Apple products are a little hard to find at less than MSRP.

      Yes, they have premium prices, and they always have throughout their history. Let's stop pretending they don't.

    42. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      "Apple to take responsibility"

      They DID you ficking troll.

      Um, try comparing LIKE SPECS, including throwing in the larger batery, wireless N module, 9600 or better GPU, faster (not necessarily more) memory, the same CPU speed, etc. yea, i can get a base model dell for $800 too, but a $849 white macbook would have better proformance and 3 times the battery life.

      i just configured a Studio 15 to match the hardware of a Macbook 15". Both were configured with 2.8GHz, 320GB5400 drives, 4GB RAM, and every other component possible to make them identical. Dell suffer as the 4350 simply can't compete with a 9600GT graphics card (less than hbalf the power), Dell battery is about 60% of Apple's and the machine has a higher draw, so overall about half the battery, it's a cheap plastic case, weights a ton more, has a slower memory bus (800 vs Mac's 1066), and lacks several other minor features (not including software disparity), Dell was $1923, Mac was $2388 (both with the 3 year waranty one would certainly want on a $2K machine, but take that out the difference is even less since Apple's waranty is over $100 cheaper). If you're OK with a slower, less upgradeable, less portable machine, $350 is not a bad difference, so buy the Dell... Dropping the Mac CPU and graphics a bit to be a true performance match, the difference was only $50, and you have yet to buy software for your Dell and I get a free iPod Touch too.

      Droping to a lower class machine, 13" white macbook, Dells closest competitor was a 15" machine at over $1400. Their closest 13" was not only more expensive, but could not match the CPU or (even close on Graphics). Still i get a free iPod Touch.

      Compare to a Mac mini or iMac and you'll equally find the EQUIVALENT machine is within a small percentage, in many cases the Apple machine is cheaper up front, and in all cases, with even a basic software package, the Dell is more expensive. If all you do is surf the web, send e-mail, and blog, then software is not a concern, but than I'll counter you need a netbook, not a notebook, and I would not reccomend an apple as the point of a mac is media, not simply surfing, and it;s NOT a good buy if that's all you do...

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    43. Re:normal for Apple by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Look at Seagate's site.
      OEM or not, they won't help you for shit.
      They only put up the firmware because of their recent issue with defective drives. It was so widespread they had no other choice.
      (And guess what, they're putting up firmware for OEM drives too.)

      Seems to me I flashed my shitty ExcelStore (SATA) drive within Windows.
      Oh, and my DVD drives (both IDE and SATA).
      And from Seagate's site: "The firmware update utility runs from Windows: ".

      So what we have is Seagate has shitty firmware options and disclosure, shitty support, and recently had an issue so bad they were forced to publicly offer up firmware (without forcing people to open a support ticket).

    44. Re:normal for Apple by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      ...and my point remains, how are the others different?

      and really, how much of this "shitty firmware" is actually forced by maintaining archaic backward compatibility to protocols that should have been killed 2 decades ago? (much more of a "IDE/SATA" sucks, than firmware sucks...)

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    45. Re:normal for Apple by sexconker · · Score: 1

      SATA should have been killed off 2 decades ago?
      IDE should have been killed off 2 decades ago?

      WTF is wrong with you?

  3. Ya know... by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes it is the customer's fault.

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    1. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it is the customer's fault.

      ... funny how the only reports of exploding phones have come from France.

      Perhaps someone has an axe to grind and has tampered with a batch which landed in France.

      Time will tell I suppose. Certainly safety is a priority for a device like the iPhone as its used for just about everything except sex and washing!

      AJ

    2. Re:Ya know... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      sex and washing

      There's an app for that! Or I'm just brainwashed by the iPhone commercials...

    3. Re:Ya know... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sometimes it is the customer's fault.

      Boy is that true. I have an XBOX 360 I don't play very often. I dusted it off when Ghostbusters came out. Up until I got this game, I had the system sitting vertical. When I hooked it up for GB, I had it laying flat. While playing the game, the fan noise was really bad, worse than it was when I had played it months before. I wondered if rotating it vertically would reduce the fan noise. So, I picked it up, turned it, and *SCREECH*. I pulled the disc out and it had a nice circular scratch on it. Yes, I was that stupid.

      My friends didn't understand why I bought another copy of the game instead of taking it back. They all had suggestions for the excuses I could use and all that. Given the cost of the game, I probably could have gotten mad at Microsoft, and people would have rallied behind me. "Well the system should have been designed better! I never scratched a disc moving my laptop or dvd player!!" I didn't feel right about that, though. It was my fault.

      This post is semi-off-topic, so I figure I'll at least share a little bit of useful info. After I scratched this game, I thoguht it'd be worth trying to recover the disc. I bought a MadCatz DVD repair kit from GameStop. It worked. My scratched copy of Ghostbusters was restored (at least partially, I haven't attempted an installed) and it made one of my old DVDs playable again. It wasn't the fastest thing in the world to do, but it could have saved me $60.

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    4. Re:Ya know... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah sure, it is never Apples fault.

      Oh please. On Slashdot Apple's guilty until proven innocent.

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    5. Re:Ya know... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Wow, thanks for that warning.

      *Scribbles in important notes book*

      Never... turn 360 on side... in operation. Got it.

    6. Re:Ya know... by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering the cost of making a disc is virtually nil, and you could have taken your disc in to prove it was damaged while in use, I think you had a perfectly good reason to exchange it for a new one. It's not an excuse, its a valid exchange. Damaged software is cheap and easy to replace. The only squabble is potential pirating when exchanging a functional disc. Obviously not functional means no worries about that.

    7. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. On Slashdot Apple's guilty until proven innocent.

      Is there any corporation that this isn't true for?

    8. Re:Ya know... by superdana · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, I recall reading a warning about this in (I think) the literature that came with my 360.

    9. Re:Ya know... by stickrnan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most publishers will replace damaged discs for a fee. I think the going rate these days is about $20.

    10. Re:Ya know... by ShecoDu · · Score: 1

      Yeah sure, it is never Apples fault.

      Oh please. On Slashdot Apple's guilty until proven to be linux.

      Fixed it for you.

    11. Re:Ya know... by TeXMaster · · Score: 1

      Oh please. On Slashdot Apple's guilty until proven innocent.

      Is there any corporation that this isn't true for?

      Microsoft, obviously. Especially here on /.

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    12. Re:Ya know... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is the customer's fault.

      Not when "it" involves a consumer product exploding, and "the customer" is a whole lot of customers.

    13. Re:Ya know... by Turiko · · Score: 1

      I live in belgium, one exploded here too. I also heard about one exploding the Netherlands.

    14. Re:Ya know... by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it is the customer's fault.

      Not when "it" involves a consumer product exploding, and "the customer" is a whole lot of customers.

      How many reports? Under 5? In how many countries?

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    15. Re:Ya know... by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

      To tie this into the topic...

      I brought in a company MBP (2007 ed.) with the same circular scratches on my OSX disk. The laptop was not moved in any way during the OS install, and this was clearly an Apple defunct drive.

      When I took the disk and the MBP into the genius bar, they told me that that could not be the case. Lucky for them, I am not their grandparents, and had a previously burned music disk (worthless to me) to put in and show them. Come to find out later, it was an acknowledged issue, and they deny it as long as possible to get it out of warranty.

      In Apple's defense, they replaced the superdrive, AND my OS disk. It just took undeniable proof.

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    16. Re:Ya know... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      > Not when "it" involves a consumer product exploding, and "the customer" is a whole lot of customers.

      Unless the product is a bomb or a missile, then everything's fine again.

    17. Re:Ya know... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come to find out later, it was an acknowledged issue, and they deny it as long as possible to get it out of warranty.

      In Apple's defense

      Wow. Just wow. "You guys tried to screw me over and deny a valid warranty claim, but in your defense.

      There are no words ...

    18. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take a sledge to your iphone and it explodes, fine. If you can make it explode by simply and accitentally dropping it to the floor, that's neighter the customers fault nor a feature.

    19. Re:Ya know... by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      I also heard about one exploding the Netherlands.

      Wow, it's a bigger problem than I suspected. Did the Netherlands get a version of the iPhone powered by an onboard fission reactor?

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    20. Re:Ya know... by mea37 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think you've thought through the end-to-end cost of providng a replacement. It's not just the material cost of pressing the disc.

      If the retailer trades on a "no questions asked" return policy or something like that, then there's nothing wrong with taking advantage of it in a case like this; but otherwise, it's not reasonable to expect the retailer to absorb costs by treating end-user destruction of the product as a "valid return".

      What GP could have done to minimize the cost of getting a replacement, was to deal further up the supply chain. Perhaps the manufacturer has a replacement program. You still shouldn't expect it to be free - there are still costs involving shipment, not to mention paying someone to process your request - but it may well be cheaper than buying a new copy at retail.

      And if the manufacturer doesn't offer such a program? Well, they're under no obligation as far as I can tell.

      Bottom line: GP may not have considered all available options, but his (her?) attitude is correct. Expecting others to absorb the costs of your mistakes is just greedy.

    21. Re:Ya know... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whether the cost is $0.6 or $600 - the point is that it was his mistake, and so he pays the price. Why would the cost to you vs the cost to the merchant or manufacturer be a factor to consider when accepting the consequences of your actions? It's not the manufacturer's fault that he moved it while it was spinning - something common sense would say not to do. It was his own. I'm impressed that he accepted this, instead of trying to justify it in any way.

    22. Re:Ya know... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      yeah, they and SCO will remain guilty, even if proven innocent.
      Google OTOH is innocent even if found guilty.
      -nB

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    23. Re:Ya know... by flibuste · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The fact that it is you who are responsible for the damage is actually arguable:

      • Nowhere in the documentation is it said that you should not flip the box while it is operating.
      • 99% of DVD readers can be flipped during operation: laptops, portable players, etc. all can be moved while the DVD is being read, so one is entitled to assume that yet another DVD reader should behave the same. But the almighty Box from M$ does not behave like any other consumer DVD product.

      To me it's not a customer error, it's a defective product OR an incomplete documentation.

    24. Re:Ya know... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      The OP was correct in attitude, but incorrect in assumption.
      In fact, a like for like exchange is usually a non-issue for the store, as there is a supply chain mechanism for dealing with that.
      My gripe would be that since I can not legally make a backup of the game (in case I do something like this) then I expect a nominal fee replacement of damaged media. IIRC I did this with a damaged Halo2 disk and the charge from MS was $5.00 for the replacement and $6.95 S&H. Still better than $60.00, though Netflix proves that the S&H was way over what it should be.
      -nB

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    25. Re:Ya know... by JAlexoi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But why would he have to pay up for the license, if he already has it?
      That is essentially the issue with "You do not buy the game, you buy the media and a license". He did not invalidate the license by scratching the media. Since "the media and a license" are two rather distinct items, as the suits say, why would he need to buy another license!?!?!?!?!?!

    26. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this guy was heartbroken when his non-funny attempt at +5, Funny ended up in utter failure. Do you think he will finally realize that he is not clever or funny? Doubtful. Another deluded "Bloomfield", as I call them, after this dorky guy I went to college with who thought he was really smart but was actually sub-par.

    27. Re:Ya know... by vlm · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whether the cost is $0.6 or $600 - the point is that it was his mistake, and so he pays the price.

      Disagree. Major manufacturer design failure. The game publisher and retailer knew what they were getting into when they decided to sell it. They should eat the cost of a very poor design.

      It's not the manufacturer's fault that he moved it while it was spinning - something common sense would say not to do.

      My car CD/MP3 player has not scratched a disk in approx 8 years of driving over potholes.

      My ancient sony disk-man CD player has never scratched a CD while in motion. Skipped while playing, yes, but no damage.

      Apparently rotating a standard size optical disc without grinding it like a car disk brake rotor has been a solved problem, industry wide, for at least a decade, unless you're microsoft.

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    28. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a case of battered wife syndrome to me.

      The XBox 360 is notorious for being horribly designed - the red ring of death eventually claims about half of all units and the disc scratching problem is extremely widespread but unheard of in any other consumer electronics.

      It should be able to tolerate reasonable use (moving the unit while powered on), and if it doesn't, it's a suboptimal design. The most annoying thing is that is would only take a tiny bit of foam or rubber on top of the lens to fix the problem - something the equivalent drives for PCs DO have.

    29. Re:Ya know... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      But why would he have to pay up for the license, if he already has it?

      I apologize, I never meant to imply that I had to buy another license. I did not look into their replacement media program, for example. I looked into this before when I damaged another disc several years ago, and it would have cost $25 and taken two weeks to arrive. I was concerned that by waiting two weeks I would have had the story of the game spoiled for me.

      I was under a lot of pressure at work at the time and I was playing that game to unwind so I wouldn't have dreams about MotionBuilder.

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    30. Re:Ya know... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's a design flaw. The disc should not be able to move like that when tilting the machine, and it was all to save Microsoft probably $0.05 per unit in manufacturing: http://www.llamma.com/xbox360/repair/Refurbishing-the-HL-Xbox-360-DVD-Drive.htm

    31. Re:Ya know... by cawpin · · Score: 3, Informative

      the point is that it was his mistake, and so he pays the price.

      There's only one problem with that assertion. Microsoft specifically said playing games or DVDs with the system in a vertical position was ok. Scratched discs were a well known problem.

    32. Re:Ya know... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      The XBox 360 is notorious for being horribly designed - the red ring of death eventually claims about half of all units and the disc scratching problem is extremely widespread but unheard of in any other consumer electronics.

      The evidence of that is anecdotal at best. To put it another way: Nobody's running around on line talking about how they've gone another day without a RROD.

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    33. Re:Ya know... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Moved != flipped. Any geek with a decent understanding of rotational inertia should know what I'm getting at.

      The axis of rotation will translate (move laterally) just fine, but it resists change in angle.

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    34. Re:Ya know... by sjames · · Score: 1

      He only smacks me around when I do wrong...

    35. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In their defense, they ended up honoring the warranty.

      There are no words for how bad your reading comprehension is.

    36. Re:Ya know... by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      What, so you expect Microsoft to have a sticker on the console that says "do not reorient console while in use" or something? He picked it up and changed the angle while the game was still running! I mean, DUH!

    37. Re:Ya know... by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if all 360's have this, but mine did come with a sticker on the front of the console (I think on the disc tray front) saying something to the effect of "Do not move console while in use."

      I still think it's kind of silly though. Mainly because the cost adding a pad that prevents the disc from getting scratched is pretty much negligible compared to the cost of the console.

    38. Re:Ya know... by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      I think I would've tried to get that replaced.

      A while ago I was watching Firefly on DVD, and someone knocked my (desktop) computer over. It was dangling off the desk at a very strange angle, held partially on because of the sturdy DVI and VGA cords I had plugged in, which didn't want to stretch any farther. The DVD kept playing - no scratches upon later inspection.

      It took me less than 5 seconds to jump up and get that computer put back on my desk - the DVD was still playing fine after a short shouting match. ;)

      Oh, and for anyone curious - It's an old Plextor PATA DVD-Burner. I got it because it was silent. It doesn't have one of those CD push-locks like laptop drives do. At the time I thought for sure something was going to get screwed up.

    39. Re:Ya know... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      the point is that it was his mistake, and so he pays the price.

      There's only one problem with that assertion. Microsoft specifically said playing games or DVDs with the system in a vertical position was ok. Scratched discs were a well known problem.

      But they said nothing about moving from horizontal to vertical while the disk was spinning did they? Nor should they have.

    40. Re:Ya know... by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      What, so you expect Microsoft to have a sticker on the console that says "do not reorient console while in use" or something? He picked it up and changed the angle while the game was still running! I mean, DUH!

      Duh?

      Works fine in laptops and most desktop computers. You can even re-orient HDDs if they aren't writing at the time. (sudden movement is probably bad, but I have taken an idle (powered on) HDD and tilted it from horizontal to vertical, without any damage.)

      Since the XBox360 (if I had one) would be the only device I had that has this requirement, a sticker would be nice.

    41. Re:Ya know... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You could send it in to the company, and would send out a replacement. It is quite uncommon for them NOT to do this.

    42. Re:Ya know... by mokus000 · · Score: 1

      Lots of engineering problems have been solved. What's your point? I'm not normally one to defend MS, but honestly - designing an XBox (even one called "360") to withstand rotation while reading a disc is really not necessary. Not every device needs protection from every possible mode of failure. Not only that, but in this particular case your examples do not demonstrate a solution to the problem because they do not involve the same kind and amount of motion.

      A discman spins its disc much more slowly ("1X" in the old-skool models, typically around 500RPM according to wikipedia) than a DVD drive, and thus gyroscopic precession is much less violent. I haven't checked, but I'd also suspect the read head is not as close to the disc due to less stringent focusing requirements. A car CD player is positioned so that the axis is vertical so that the disc experiences very little precession (the axis of the disc's rotation does not change much, ever), AND it also typically spins at around 1X. An XBox may or may not be resilient to the type of shock a jogger or a pothole would give a CD player, I don't know, but shock is not the cause of the scratch in the OP's story.

      Neither of those examples demonstrates resilience to the situation described in the OP - a small plastic disc spinning at around 6000 RPM (12x DVD) undergoing a 90 degree change of axis in the span of maybe around 3/4 of a second. Neither a discman or a car CD or DVD player ever faces that situation. Honestly, I'd be a bit surprised if a cheap solution for that particular engineering challenge exists on today's market. And any solution that is not cheap would be wasteful over-engineering for an XBox, because it's just not something an XBox needs to be able to do.

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    43. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are also warning messages in the documentation that warn about rotating the console while in use.

    44. Re:Ya know... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      The way people talk about this stuff really worries me. You realise that Apple is a huge company, and it is run by ordinary people. You know that not all the people who work there know what is going on? You know that the people you were talking to may not have known about this problem. Also, over time they develop a distrust of users, after getting scammed all the time.

    45. Re:Ya know... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Actually, they spent most of their time denying that such a problem existed, to him and other customers, and only when he came back with a disc that he was prepared to ruin to demonstrate in front of them did they concede a problem.

      This is also pretty par for the course for Apple. Logic board problem? Deny deny deny. Case discoloration? Deny deny deny. Screen high pitched noises? Deny deny deny.

      Only when faced with either a mounting groundswell of bad publicity and discontent, or faced with undeniable arguments do they concede and do something right.

    46. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, I see. It's our fault, for having a few people in our midst who've attempted to scam Apple in the past, and therefore we deserve this.

      What about people who were forced to purchase paid repair/services for parts that Apple knew where defective, but was still in the denial phase of its manufacturing defect and warranty program?

    47. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laying is what birds do. With their eggs. You mean that your machine was lying flat.

    48. Re:Ya know... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Laying is what birds do. With their eggs. You mean that your machine was lying flat.

      Thanks. I wasn't sure if my fifth grade English teacher watched my posts or not.

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    49. Re:Ya know... by syousef · · Score: 1

      It's not the manufacturer's fault that he moved it while it was spinning - something common sense would say not to do.

      Really? I move my Playstation 2 all the time while it's running and haven't damaged any disks. MOST consoles aren't so poorly designed. Designing a console that can be easily damaged to cut costs is the manufacturer's fault.

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    50. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh nothing - that exact action caused no problems in the PS2. In fact it often helped get a troublesome disc to read in some cases.

    51. Re:Ya know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car CD/MP3 player has not scratched a disk in approx 8 years of driving over potholes.

      Your CD player spins the disk at 500 rpm. With skip protection, maybe 1000 rpm. A high speed computer CD-ROM/DVD-Rom drive will spin the disk an order of magnitude faster, at 10k rpm. There's a tad more gyroscopic force at play, there.

    52. Re:Ya know... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Why are so many people so offended that I dare suggest he was right for taking responsibility for his own actions?

  4. external forces + high numbers = problem by davidwr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, it may be "external forces" like accidently dropped phones, high- or low humidities or temperatures, or what-not, but if the iPhone explosion rate is higher than competitive phones, you have to ask yourself why iPhones are so fragile.

    Come on Apple, find the cause and unless it's customers deliberately abusing their phones, fix it.

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    1. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Sure, it may be "external forces" like accidently dropped phones, high- or low humidities or temperatures, or what-not, but if the iPhone explosion rate is higher than competitive phones, you have to ask yourself why iPhones are so fragile.

      Come on Apple, find the cause and unless it's customers deliberately abusing their phones, fix it.

      Let's see - single digit reports, all in one country; hardly enough data to determine anything, other than a few screens broke in France. No evidences of "explosions" Apple should certainly look into it, but at this point it's hard to tell what is wrong or who's fault it is. Until Apple gets the phones, pulls them apart and see's what happened everyone, including Apple, is guessing.

      If it is an iPhone problem, I wonder why the issue is so localized; I'd expect a design flaw to show up more often and more evenly spread over a production run.

      Personally, my experience with Apple addressing issues that point to design flaws is good - I've had 2 MB's keyboards replaced, free of charge with 1 day turnaround, due to cracking issues. One was way out of warranty, yet they fixed it for free.

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    2. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      if the iPhone explosion rate is higher than competitive phones,

      Is it? It isn't news if a freebie Nokia explodes. I'm not saying that has ever happened, but I don't think it would be international news if it did.

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    3. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Sandbags · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's actually extremely LOW compared to other phones, and further, "external force" is NOT a manufacturers concern. You're suggesting somehow that if a rash of people go around sitting on their G1s that Google should recall them???

      There have been "in the single digits" reported cases of iPhones and iTouch COMBINED "exploding" There are over 80Million of these devices in circulation. Further, each and every case thus far has either been proven to be false (many of the supposed "exploding phones" did not even HAVE rup[tured batteries after examination), or the phones have not been turned over for examination and no explanation of why not is being provided (likely because they realized Apple called their bluff when they tried to cheat the warranty).

      5 or 10 out of 40 million, not to mention the over 100 million additional iPods in circulation that also use a LiIon battery, is by no means in risk. in most states, your odds of winning a $1M plus lottery is higher then being the victim of an exploding device, let alone actually being HURT by one. More, the 3GS and all the new apple laptops do not USE LiIon batteries... They use LiPo, which is not subject to outgassing, cascade failure, or other hazards from being dropped, and the primary cause of LiIon failure (shorting), is not a problem with LiPo as they can handle the electric dispursion at extremely high rates without catching fire... They're basically safer than any other form of battery in circulation.

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    4. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by CodingHero · · Score: 1

      Come on Apple, find the cause and unless it's customers deliberately abusing their phones, fix it.

      Perhaps they should reject customers they think will misuse or make a negative blog post about the iPhone, must like they reject apps they don't like from the app store?

      Customer: "I'd like an iPhone please."
      Apple: "Sorry you're not cool enough, plus you look like a klutz so you'll probably just break it anyway and then try to blame us."

      See also: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/12/

    5. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummmm I would say 1 explosion is enough to question QC and verify the reason why my TELEPHONE IS EXPLODING.

    6. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      It's actually extremely LOW compared to other phones

      Do you have any citation whatsoever for this, or did you forget that minor detail in your haste to rush to Apple's defense?

    7. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by MartinSchou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Localized for a global product doesn't mean it's not a problem.

      At one point, HP had an issue with a shipment of colour toner cartridges that essentially exploded when in use. Not leak toner, but to the extent that it would be able to easily leave the confines of the printer itself.

      This only happened in Scandinavia, didn't happen to any cartridges sold separately, and as far as I remember, it only happened to the cartridges that came with the printer, and only in a certain S/N rage.

      From what we were told in the trenches, it came down to how a shipment of printers had been stored on their way to the distribution centre - I think it was an issue with temperature or something. And to make things stranger, I had one customer on the phone who had bought four of these printers for the office at the same time and only one of them had done this.

      And it wasn't something that happened outside of Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden either.

      Really odd things can happen during transport that will make your devices behave in unforeseen ways. Even in sporadic ways. Localized can easily mean that the issue is limited to a specific batch, that something non-standard is going on there (i.e. 245v@53Hz just to pull something odd out of thin air) or just localized phenomena

    8. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      If it is an iPhone problem, I wonder why the issue is so localized; I'd expect a design flaw to show up more often and more evenly spread over a production run.

      Could be a shipping problem. A crate tipped was dropped or incorrectly stored or whatever. That or some guy made it up and then there were copycats, first locally because of local coverage and then internationally as idiots all over the world jump on the bandwagon. I'm leaning towards the first explanation but I'm not discounting the second.

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    9. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Sandbags · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, "single digit" number of devices submitted worldwide due to similarly claimed battery failures. Over 40 Million iPhones/iTouches sold since launch. Same LiIon based batteries in nearly every iPod sold since 2005, over another 110M units. New 3GS phones do not use LiIon, but LiPo, and are not subject to combustion or outgassing due to heat or short failures, and do not explode on impact (you actually have to put a HOLE in one to get a negative result, like cracking it in half by sitting on it).

      Less than 10 out of 150M is a VERY smnall number... In most states, odds of winning the states top lottery is better.

      Per this article, over 83 in a 2 year period, mostly Kyocera and LG:http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/cell_phone_batteries.html

      Sony recalled a massive line of batteries after ericson phones were blowing off all over the world, with nearly 100 cases reported of people being burned.

      Nokia in 2007 had over 100 reported cases of their devices causing burns.

      http://www.reuters.com/article/technologyNews/idUSHEL00572220070814

      The Blackberry Bold, which at the time had distributed as few at 5,000 units, had had more cases of battery failure (30 cases!) than apple has with 150 million LiIon powered devices in the field (RIM also declined a recall). Total, RIM has distributed only 21 million phones, and has already gone through 2 recalls for saftey issues.

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    10. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by jayme0227 · · Score: 1

      single digit reports, all in one country

      Except that their are also reports of iPhones exploding in the the Netherlands and Belgium, plus, apparently, the UK and the US, but you're right, it is just a "localized" problem and probably not Apple's fault.

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    11. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by phayes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some of the people who claim to have been victims of "Spontaneous Exploding iPhones" have refused to let Apple take a look at them to attempt to determine why. If the iPhone cannot be shown to have been damaged by an external shock prior to the accident, Apple promised to replace it, but these people are trying to get their insurance to cover the loss without investigating.

      A GP post asked "Why is the iPhone different from all the other phones". If you paid a little more attention to how the iPhone is constructed you'd learn that the iPhones battery is different from all those other phones as it is conformal, non removable & the iPhone itself is much thinner relative to it's relatively large surface area. The iPhone is thus certainly subject to different stresses than a "normal" battery pack.

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    12. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Draek · · Score: 1

      You're comparing "could" with "did". How many of those BL-5C batteries did ended up exploding? or, how many iPhones out there were built with the exact same components as the ones that exploded? until you can safely answer at least one of those questions, you're just comparing apples and oranges (no pun intended).

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      No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
    13. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      You are comparing the 46 million number, the number of batteries like that made, to the number of incidents of the iphone battery, which is 10 or so.

      That's bad logic... you need to compare the number of incidents 10 vs 100, then compare the number of them made. I don't have any idea how many of this battery have been made, but I think apple is well on their way to 100 incidents... will they step up and recall like nokia??? That is the comparison to make.

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    14. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the idea that the iPhone explosion rate is higher than competing phones. We've heard of what, 5 cases of this happening, out of many tens of millions of phones. Can you demonstrate that other phone manufacturers have a lower failure rate than that?

    15. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by beelsebob · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Notably as well, 2G and 3G phones are having this mysterious problem, not just 3GSes, but strangely, they all developed it within a week of the first report; none exploded for 2 years, then lots exploded all in one week. This doesn't sound likely.

      Also notably absent from any of the reports - no one seems to be saying they saw any smoke or flame, just that the screen cracked. Battery explosions are usually rather more exciting than that.

    16. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by SPCagigas · · Score: 1

      What you actually need to compare is a normalized failure rate -- incidents per 1,000 units shipped, for example. Also, if you really want to compare apples (uh, Apples, that is) to oranges, you want to specify their time in service as well. Industry standards for this type of warranty are typically expressed as PPM (parts failed per million units shipped) or c/1000 (complaints per thousand units shipped). Also, these are normally measured at 3 months in service (3MIS) or one year in service (12MIS) -- which is important when tracking the progression of a problem. Saludos, Steve

    17. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      Yes Li-Pos are much safer than Li-ion but they do outgas eventually and can be damaged from being dropped. They do not however do this suddenly without warning. When the battery fails it will begin to swell to several times there original volume before the casing fails and any outgassing or flame shooting occurs. They DO NOT GO BOOM, but like any high capacity electronic device the can catch fire. This is why in RC racing most tracks require that Li-Po's be charged in flame proof bags and be inspected for any physical damage after every run.

      .

      Note -- At present I only know of one reported case of an iPod catching on fire due to a battery failure and that was a direct cause of being dropped. And lets face it even 1000 cases per million of people doing something stupid and breaking a handheld device would be low.

    18. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it may be "external forces" like accidently dropped phones, high- or low humidities or temperatures, or what-not, but if the iPhone explosion rate is higher than competitive phones, you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?

      FTFY?

    19. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      I have broke the screen on two blackberries. Should I be be trying to organize a witch hunt? or should I just stop sitting on my phone? The iPhone is very popular right now and is thus getting alot of press. I don't know if this is a real issue, but currently a handful of stories makes me think its like me sitting on my phones.

    20. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by mgblst · · Score: 1

      It does have a ridiculously large screen, and the only phone so far to sell in such numbers with that large screen. Also the fact that it is quite strange that this only seems to be happening in France.

      Of course, if there is a problem, all companies, but especially Apple, will try to put of admitting the fact until the last minute.

    21. Re:external forces + high numbers = problem by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      ...but if the iPhone explosion rate is higher than competitive phones...

      Are there any proper stats to suggest this at all?

  5. Track record by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Informative

    ..because Apple doesnt have a track record for selling devices that explode. They certainly didn't recall 1.8 million iBook and POwerBook batteries in 2006. Definately not.

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    "His name was James Damore."
    1. Re:Track record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair, those batteries were made by Sony.

    2. Re:Track record by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be fair, those batteries were made by Sony.

      Apple doesn't make anything itself. What's the point?

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      "I zero-index my hamsters" - Willtor (147206)
    3. Re:Track record by andymadigan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They were sold by Apple. This is sold by Apple, is there any reason to believe there couldn't ever be another batch of bad batteries? Is there any reason to believe Apple improved their testing to deal with higher-than-clean-room environments?

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      The right to protest the State is more sacred than the State.
    4. Re:Track record by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's hard to tell, but I believe the OP was being sarcastic. The point is that Apple DID recall millions of Powerbook batteries that were exploding. Therefore they have a history of admitting and recalling when there IS a legitimate problem with a product.

      People damage their cell phones and ipods all the time. My cell phone is covered with scratches because I put it in my pocket with my keys. Only an idiot would blame the manufacturer for getting scratched by sharp metal objects. Yet when it comes to Apple, you see news article after news article because, surprise! Apple products can be damaged by mistreatment.

    5. Re:Track record by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I actually see the Sony-battery recall as being a reason to believe Apple on this one. With the Sony recall, they realized that there was a problem with their batteries; they were worried that it was going to bite them in the ass; and they issued a recall. That's responsible to the public and to the stock-holders. In this case, they looked into it and decided that there was no recall necessary. The fact that they issued a massively expensive recall before and aren't doing the same thing now tells me that they believe what they're saying.

      Note: I'm not an Apple fanboi. To my knowledge, I do not nor have I ever owned an Apple product.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    6. Re:Track record by Nossie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      which part of the device did Apple actually make?

      batteries by sony...
      hdisks by hitachie and western digital...
      motherboards by asus and foxcomm ...

      where do you draw the line? The only thing apple can take responsibility for recently is the PA semiconductor acquisition they made recently and those PPC chips havent been used in apples devices yet.

      Sorry I'm still just pissed off like fuck my 64bit VT enabled laptop with 64bit chipset has a fucking 32bit EFI firmware that apple seems to have no intention of updating!

      FUCK YOU APPLE! /rant

      I think I'm going to buy a mac mini to replace my G4 cube ... not sure the best time to buy tho :-|

    7. Re:Track record by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      The point is, there is in fact a legally binding contract agreement of qaulity, and an expectation that fully assembled components in a 3rd party device are back ended by the primary manufacturer. Apple if theydeem necessary can recall the iPhone, but the company that makes the batteries would have to agree to further recall those, and be shown they were in fact faulte (and likely be forced to do so by government or breech of contract with Apple as this would likely bankrupt the battery company with little financial impact to Apple).

      However, since in this case we actually do NOT know for certain who makes these batteries (we know who supplies the raw calls, but not who the final manuafcturer is), and we further know Apple does have a battery manufacturing plant for their laptops, so it's possible Apple in fact is making these batteries in house.)

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    8. Re:Track record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I'm still just pissed off like fuck my 64bit VT enabled laptop with 64bit chipset has a fucking 32bit EFI firmware that apple seems to have no intention of updating!

      see here (text included below, for your convenience): http://digg.com/apple/64_bit_Snow_Leopard_Defaults_to_32_bit_Kernel_A_Workaround?t=27960528#c27960528

      "Please can we stop this now, most people reading these articles are getting soooo confused by everyone throwing around the words 64-bit and 32-bit.

      It works like this, Snow Leopard is a 64-bit OS, and almost all of its applications are 64-bit, and almost if not all of its frameworks for developers to tap into are 64-bit. There is a part of the operating system called a kernel, it can run in either 32-bit mode or 64-bit mode. There is a lot of code that taps into the kernel for low level device functions, these bits of code are called kernel extensions or kexts, they are written both by Apple and by third parties. 32-bit kexts do not play well with a 64-bit kernel, and as almost all kexts are 32-bit because pre Snow Leopard the kernel was 32-bit, this would cause a huge amount of headache to end users to default to a 64-bit kernel. and most kexts will not see a performance improvement by running in a 64-bit mode.

      What are the advantages of running a 64-bit kernel?
      The way Mac OS X is designed to take advantage of more then 4GB memory pre 64-bit, causes it to swap address for memory above the 4GB barrier, which in turn makes each memory operation slightly slower. If you have more then 4GB of memory in your computer, running a 64-bit kernel will speed up memory read/write some, but will cause more compatibility issues with kexts. Thats it. If you have less then 4GB of memory a 64-bit kernel will have no advantage what so ever, and above that you will see some performance improvement when more then 4GB of memory is consistently being used. Obviously as no mac ships with more then 4GB of memory by default, and only more recent macs (excluding xserves and Mac Pros) can even accept more then 4GB of memory, and as it will take third parties some time to write 64-bit kexts, it makes absolutely 100% sense to default to a 32-bit kernel at this point.

      any questions?"

    9. Re:Track record by Splab · · Score: 1

      Really? Here in Denmark it took several lawsuits and the consumer agency to step in and beat Apple to a pulp before they admitted a design flaw in their iBooks was causing motherboards to break. Wouldn't call that owning up to a problem. Bet there was lawsuits under way before they accepted anything with those batteries.

    10. Re:Track record by Nossie · · Score: 1

      ok.... so update the EFI firmware and give me a 64bit EFI?

      I totally understand what you are saying here, but it would appear by the artificial limitation placed on computers pre 2008 I will NEVER be able to run the kernel in 64bit unless apple updates the firmware. The sad part of all this is that those running hackintoshes with the chameleon EFI hacks can get it just fine and here I am with with a legit mac getting screwed by Jobs to force people to buy new hardware... It smells like the artificial cut off in CPUs Earth:~ ian$

      Maybe I'm wrong here? anyone care to clarify what I'm missing?

    11. Re:Track record by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 0, Troll

      FUCK YOU APPLE! /rant

      I think I'm going to buy a mac mini to replace my G4 cube ... not sure the best time to buy tho :-|

      On display here is the species fanboius subconscious subvertus. As you can see, even while it is filled with rage at the abuse it receives from its computer goods supplier, it, like the domestically-abused meth-addicted white trash mother-of-five, finds itself immediately returning to the one who is the direct cause of its pain. Perhaps it is the fear of being alone that draws this poor creature back into the clutches of its personal tyrant. Or perhaps it is fear of being ridiculed by its common companion hipsterus arrogancium than keeps it coming back for more. Whatever the case may be, this is creature is truly one of the most pitiable we have ever studied.

      --
      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    12. Re:Track record by Nossie · · Score: 1

      oops ... here we go

      ok.... so update the EFI firmware and give me a 64bit EFI?

      I totally understand what you are saying here, but it would appear by the artificial limitation placed on computers pre 2008 I will NEVER be able to run the kernel in 64bit unless apple updates the firmware. The sad part of all this is that those running hackintoshes with the chameleon EFI hacks can get it just fine and here I am with with a legit mac getting screwed by Jobs to force people to buy new hardware... It smells like the artificial cut off in CPUs less than800mhz for leopard even though leopard runs better on my cube than tiger ever did. Or the 128GB barrier on old macs that can be updated with a simple hack.

      So well done A/C you addressed the fact Apple pretended snow leopard was 64bit out the box and soooo compatible when obviously it couldnt be... but you still haven't addressed why there is no EFI update to my scabby 32bit firmware!

      Last login: Sun Aug 30 22:46:50 on console
      Earth:~ ian$ ioreg -l -p IODeviceTree | grep firmware-abi
              | | "firmware-abi" = Earth:~ ian$

      Maybe I'm wrong here? anyone care to clarify what I'm missing?

    13. Re:Track record by Nossie · · Score: 1

      which is why I type this on an ubuntu 8 core box because I'm not willing to pay the apple tax for their stupidly expensive desktops... :) nice try sunshine... oh and btw, snow leopard appears to be the first 10.x release that could truly be considered just a service pack.. something I've argued with windows fanboys with the release of tiger, leopard etc... its almost like Apple told their programmers to keep every little fix back for Snow leopard because they needed some kind of excuse to knock the wind from the windows 7 sales....

      I think my little cube has served me well for its 10 years of existence... at only 40ws of power it has been a good little server. If I'm being such a fanboy then find me the equivalent hardware elsewhere as the mac mini using only 15w of juice and a foot print of the same size.

      actually ... find me a 10 year old Wintel machine able to run Vista to a usable standard -- I'll keep waiting

    14. Re:Track record by Nossie · · Score: 1

      and with the spout of "Oh but snow leopard clears our all the cruft and frees up x amount of disk space..."

      Bullshit, nothing monolingual cant do atleast until the 64bit apps become more mainstream (thinking about the comparison of file sizes to safari.app)

      remove other languages....... done..
      remove intel specific code ..... done..
      remove printer drivers you dont need ..... done..

      etc etc.

    15. Re:Track record by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Well, to start, according to Apple that's 13W @ idle, but 110W with CPU load. Big difference.

      If powersipping is what you want try the ASRock ION-330 Nettop. The reviewers here couldn't get it to draw more than 40 watts, at full load. But there are differences between this and a Mac-Mini:
      1) Mac Mini has a Firewire 800 port, Bluetooth, 802.11n, Mini-DVI-out port, and DisplayPort, and slightly faster processor (although ASRock comes with overclocking package to easily reach 2.1GHz)
      2) ASRock has HDMI-out, VGA-out, 1 more USB port, and costs less than 1/2 as much. So with that other $420 you save you could buy a Class 1 USB Bluetooth adapter, a USB 802.11n adapter, and a 24" monitor, and still have change left over for a Dinovo Edge bluetooth keyboard.

      Who knows, you just might even be allowed to open it up and upgrade the hardware (RAM, HDD, DVD/RW to Blu-ray, etc) without voiding the warranty.

      --
      Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
    16. Re:Track record by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree, but they didn't issue a recall straight away. It takes time. They might issue a recall for this problem, in a few weeks. Probably not, this seems like a bunch of unrelated cases.

    17. Re:Track record by Nossie · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea... but as much as I might not mind a netbook cpu in a netbook... having one in a dedicated server - not so much.

      http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18034050

      I'll take the spike on usage when its in use quite happily :) and 13w on idle is fine thanks for something that will be idle for a lot of the time.

      I have a blu-ray writer in this rig (currently typing this, same box in windows 7 :P ) and I've never used it to read a blu-ray disk nevermind write one since I bought it (and replaced it under warranty) within the 6 months or so I've had it. Wouldnt mind one in the mini.. maybe that's what I should wait for?

      I have to admit... I cant say any part of that system actually grabs me :-| Come on! you should know just as well as me how much megahertz doesn't matter :P :)

      I do however agree on the upgrades... upgrading my cube was always part of the fun. Fun that apple has taken away by soldering everything to the board :-|

      I dont need a new monitor since most of my use would be via vnc. Internal wifi N, internal bluetooth and the OS is thrown in for 'free' (yes you forgot the windows tax) I'm guessing you pirate yours. Although on that halo'd note, I'm likely to install os x server on it anyway \o/ (and yes I'll get that through alternative means too)

      Slightly faster processor ?!?!?! ... I suggest you read up on your architecture, both cpu and gpu. I think if I was going to go down your route for a non apple machine I'd just screw the wattage and space constraints and go for a shuttle pc or something like that... although if I did that I wouldnt be able to harness the gpu for other uses so easily as I would with a mac mini. I bought my cube on ebay as a curious apple poker ( I used to despise apple btw) for less than qtr the price it retailed for 4 years before.

      450mhz 1mb cache PPC cpu able to out perform a 800mhz PIII w/ 128/256kb of cpu cache. As much as I love how well my cube has handled over the years... I get the impression the cost/ architecture of the mini wont match up in comparison for another 10 years. But the cube was sold as a premium space saving server. If they brought the cube back with todays expandability performance etc.. I doubt I'd drop the $2.5-3k they would want for it.

      http://sys.eu.shuttle.com/home.jsf

      On the cache note I see it appears to be a sore topic for the Atom line..
      http://ark.intel.com/ProductCollection.aspx?familyID=29035 If I want a minimum of 1mb I'm restricted to 1.5ghz with just less than half the bus speed of the core 2 duo. I'd be curious to see what that actually means in direct comparison though, I wouldn't like to be comparing apples to oranges.

      3mb cache, faster memory and 1066mhz bus speed on the mini no mention it would appear of sata speeds on that asrock review either...

      *shrugs* the mini so far still seems to fit with what I'm looking for as a comprimise of power over space / resource economy. Thanks for showing me the asrock system tho :) Last I heard of the Asus budget line they only did motherboards.

      Sooooo - with that thought in mind, I'll wait until the next refresh where it would appear I'd get the return of 4mb cache, 1066mhz+ bus speed, blu-ray? and whatever else apple decides to throw in. I wouldnt be surprised if apple merged the appleTV with the mini and beefed the full thing up a bit as a media centric server.... we'll see I guess. I'm disappointed in the rpm speed of the hdisk in the mac mini but both the slot loading drive and hdisk can be replaced for something faster further down the line.

      I think you picked on the wrong 'fanboy' here. I have as many reasons to hate Apple as I do Microsoft or I

    18. Re:Track record by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Which companies haven't had recalls?

  6. Blame by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I would like to blame the Inquirer for blaming Apple for blaming the customers.

    Still plenty of blame to go around...

    1. Re:Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, i blame YOU!

    2. Re:Blame by Quothz · · Score: 1, Funny

      Still plenty of blame to go around...

      I'm pretty sure that's your fault.

  7. Not quite by dissy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    An "external force" is just Apple's term for the black shirted people who believe that everything that Apple makes is wonderful. It is what other companies call their 'customers'." writes Nick Farrell.'

    No, an "external force" is an end user putting the device in an oven at 350 degrees, or driving a nail through the battery.

    Both are actions that no manufacturer should be held responsible short of specifically stating one can do such a thing when you can't.

    "External forces" do exist, no matter how much you hate one company or another.

    While I wouldn't trust Apples own investigation into which end of the spectrum the problem lies, just because you hate Apple does not mean that other end of the spectrum does not exist.

    I am not making any claims to which end of things the exploding batteries from Apple falls under. I would tend to suspect only a very small percentage of complaints are from end users abusing their products, and most likely the batteries actually are failing under normal use, but I have no more data to go on than anyone else.

    But to claim that it is not physically possible for an end user to abuse their device, and state that 100% of all such failures can not be the cause of anything other than Apple, is just stupid and dishonest.

    Of course this is an Apple story, so I will just sit back and wait for the Troll mods and accusations of 'blaming users' or 'defending Apple' or some other crap I haven't done...

    1. Re:Not quite by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it's simpler than that, they literally mean "a force has been applied to the device from outside causing it to fail", i.e. it was dropped or struck.

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      No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
    2. Re:Not quite by Svartalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The real problem is in their determination. "External Forces" can be quite a few things. Including the two items you mention. However, if you're talking about someone sitting on the phone being one of them (mentioned earlier in this thread...) or perhaps talking "too long" on the phone such that the battery gets " warm " (Which most of the smartphones seem to get that way easily- and it's not the SoC doing it...), you're talking a different story. Which is it? Apple's not saying, which is where some of my concern lies. "External Forces" is a cop-out response. Spell it out as to why they exploded. If you're unwilling to do so, you're covering up something. Dell did. Sony did. Apple even did on their laptops on the Li-Ion batteries there. So why the evasiveness here?

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    3. Re:Not quite by Major+Blud · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. My wife works at an Apple retail store. You wouldn't believe the number of people who get their phone wet, and then deny doing so. A guy brought his 12 year old daughters phone into the store (why a 12 year old needs an iPhone is a different story all together). This phone obviously had water-damage, but the father denied it till the end...even after my wife managed to get the daughter to fess up after asking her a few questions. Even though the daughter admitted to dropping her phone in a vat of gatorade, the father still believed that this was not their problem and insisted that this was a hardware fault. In another case, a woman was talking on her phone in front of the store....in the rain. After taking it in, my wife looked at it and informed her of the obvious water damage. This lady completely denied ever having this phone come into contact with water, even after my wife stated that she just saw her using it in the rain. This lady stormed out of the store, and immediately called someone on the phone....while standing in the rain again. A guy I work with dropped his phone in the ocean and it immediately quit working. He made an appointment, went to the store, and was completely honest about what happened with the sales rep (not my wife). They comped his replacement phone for him. Moral of the story is, if you're honest and polite, you may get more help than if you go into the store and whine, complain, lie, and curse at the top of your lungs, which is probably happening in most of these exploding battery scenarios.

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    4. Re:Not quite by RingDev · · Score: 1

      No, an "external force" is an end user putting the device in an oven at 350 degrees, or driving a nail through the battery.

      Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have brought my iPod with me on that framing job while wearing my Kiln pants. I accidentally put my iPod in the wrong pocket just before I accidentally shot myself with a nail gun. And then the damn iPod blew up!

      -Rick

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    5. Re:Not quite by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

      No, an "external force" is an end user putting the device in an oven at 350 degrees, or driving a nail through the battery.

      But what would happen if someone drove a nail through an iPhone battery inside an oven at 350 degrees?

      Seems a job for the Mythbusters.

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    6. Re:Not quite by Shimbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This lady completely denied ever having this phone come into contact with water, even after my wife stated that she just saw her using it in the rain.

      That sounds perfectly reasonable to me. Maybe Apple world is full of shiny, happy people and it never rains there; in my book, if you can't use a phone just because it happens to be raining, it's defective.

    7. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will it blend?

    8. Re:Not quite by Major+Blud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Touche'. I have used my iPhone in the rain a few times, and the moisture sensors have still never been tripped; I guess the point I was trying to make is that you can't trust users anymore than you can trust Apple's PR department.

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    9. Re:Not quite by dzfoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's actually what their press release says. From a quote of the statement in the BBC:

      "The iPhones with broken glass that we have analysed to date show that in all cases the glass cracked due to an external force that was applied to the iPhone."

      Of course, it is more fun to blame the Eveel Apple and accuse them of being disingenuous, than to actually read what they said.

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    10. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Apple's not saying, which is where some of my concern lies.

      Probably because the investigation's not done yet, so a full report would be jumping to a conclusion, and if there is any legal culpability here, Apple would pretty much be required to shut up until the trial(s) are over.

      "External Forces" is a cop-out response.

      It's an incomplete response, and implies that they're not done investigating, or that the failures had little else in common.

      Spell it out as to why they exploded.

      You're assuming they exploded. Apple is saying that the glass cracks are not going the right way. It's like the old mystery novel thing where someone claims their house was broken into, but all the shattered glass is on the ground outside the window, and the person claiming the break-in was lying to cover up something else.

      If you're unwilling to do so, you're covering up something. Dell did. Sony did. Apple even did on their laptops on the Li-Ion batteries there. So why the evasiveness here?

      Ah, the "you have nothing to hide if you're innocent" fallacy. I seem to remember Apple getting accused of cover-ups before they nailed down the laptop battery problem, too.

      The thing that makes me wonder is that I haven't seen anyone cite this incident as evidence of the superiority of removable batteries. Where are they?

    11. Re:Not quite by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      No, the real problem is not reading the source directly and assuming that Apple deliberately used a loaded and ambiguous term. As a matter of fact, the term used by Apple was "an external force", not "external forces":

      "The iPhones with broken glass that we have analysed to date show that in all cases the glass cracked due to an external force that was applied to the iPhone."

      (Emphasis mine)
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8227028.stm

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    12. Re:Not quite by msgtomatt · · Score: 1

      An "external force" is just Apple's term for the black shirted people who believe that everything that Apple makes is wonderful. It is what other companies call their 'customers'." writes Nick Farrell.'

      No, an "external force" is an end user putting the device in an oven at 350 degrees, or driving a nail through the battery.

      No, if that were the case then Apple would have said "User abuse" rather than "external force". By calling it external force implies that they either do not know what the root cause is or they do not want to admit there is a problem.

    13. Re:Not quite by maxume · · Score: 1

      As I was reading the summary, I was wondering if someone was really so demented as to construe 'external force' as a god (rather than something striking of pressing on the phone), or if it was intentional sensationalism.

      If it really is intentional sensationalism, it has me looking forward to the future, where I can use technological blinders to ignore the presence of that person on the internet.

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    14. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, now you know.. when that iPhone you're holding is starting to get a little hot, you hear a wheezing sound, and it seems to be emitting the blue genie...

      carefully, slowly and gently, place your iPhone on a cushioned surface ...lest it is determined that the cracked screen was due to an external force was applied when you chucked it away, onto the pavement, so as not get any burns or worse.

    15. Re:Not quite by codeonezero · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with the above. Having worked at the Apple Store in the past, I can tell you being honest about what happened can get you better help than not. That is not to say you will automatically get a "customer service" swap out. But insisting on lying when the Mac/iPod Genius can clearly see the obvious damage (they do this stuff for a living, they know), or even being extremely rude and disrespectful, is just going to make it less likely that the person will go beyond Apple's established warranty/replacement policies and do a swap out for you for something that's not covered.

      Just remember the person on the other end isn't dumb, and they generally know what they're doing (either technically or what Apple's policies on replacements are). I just wish more people would think about the other person being also human before going off on them for something it's not their fault.

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    16. Re:Not quite by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      @dissy: "An "external force..."

      Like what, a force of nature? As though internal pressure from the Earth's core conspired with the Illuminati and the Fiendish Fluoridators (aka The Communists) to make sure a few American Consumers purchased some cheaply made Chinese equipment in an evil plot to see Apple fail. I love these stories.

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    17. Re:Not quite by Sandbags · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yup. I watched one iPhone 3G nearly split completely in two when a coworker's kids were fighting over who got to play the next game on it. Shattered the screen, cracked the case, and luckilly the battery came out whole or it most likely would have ruptured being an older LiIon. Those kids spend 6 months of chores working that one off...

      I've also had several coworkers drop their phones on concrete and driveways, and in many cases even without marring the outside of the phone, the screen shatters in much the way it appears in the images provided by apple. Cracks seeming to ceom from the center, though the device landed on edge. none of their batteries blew out.

      I've also seen one coworker's device outgas in his car, marking up his dash, and he was lucky it didn't catch fire. Dumbass left it running in a parked car that was off, doors open and music blasting through the stereo, and apparently left the GPS enabled, parked it in the sun not far from a friend's backyard pool. 6-7 hours later, music stopped and smoke was billowing from his car. Do you think he blamed Apple? nope, he forked over $600 for a new phone though...

      I dropped my 2G about 50 times... The metal casing was all shot to shit, but it never cracked the screen. Eventually it failed due to a GPU firmware issue that effected a particular line of serial numbers and Apple replaced it for free. I had 4 scratches in the screen, dings and dents all over it, and they never questioned it;s condition (other than looking for the immersion litmus through the haedphone jack). I even dropped it once in a downpour and STEPPED ON IT, screen down on the concrete (how it got 2 of the scrathes). Damned things are frigging indestructible...

      My 3Gs and my wife's 3G (we got lucky on the trade-in, local apple store was out of 2Gs and instead of making us repeat a 4 hour round trip, they gave her a 3G as a replacement) and My 3GS have been dropped numerous times. 20 month old baby keeps snatching them from pockets ort tables and throwing them across the room. Not a scratch on either yet. Close firend, he's gone through 2 blackberries and a G1 in the last 10 months with a child doing exactly the same thing, though my living room is a hardwood floor and HIS IS CARPETED!

      The iPhone is one of the most solid devices I've seen yet, the screen is DAMNED hard to scratch, the defice is rugged, and it takes either a sgnificant, or repetitive shock to cause it damage. other phones fall apart being simply dropped the wrong way. if only "single digit" reports (which btw, is not a single countries total, but Apple's worldwide collection of returned devices accused of exploding) out of 50-150 million devices equippped with those betteries, then who are you to blame it on manufacturing, when not a single reported case has been linked to anything but abuse?

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    18. Re:Not quite by rgviza · · Score: 1

      Given the environment that mobile devices are in (outside, cars etc) they should all be water resistant and heat resistant to at least 180 degrees.

      The only logical conclusion you can make is that they are poorly designed for the environment people use them in. Leaving your iPhone in your car should not cause it to explode. Getting caught in the rain shouldn't wreck your device either.

      http://www.guru3d.com/news/ipod-touch-iphone-3g-explodes--apple-demand-confidentiality/

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    19. Re:Not quite by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Moral of the story is, if you're honest and polite, you may get more help than if you go into the store and whine, complain, lie, and curse at the top of your lungs, which is probably happening in most of these exploding battery scenarios.

      My phone explodes and you expect me not to whine, complain and curse at the top of my lungs? You really think people are lying simuntaneously worldwide about their phones exploding and it's not a hardware fault but the user? Tone down that RDF a little please.

    20. Re:Not quite by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Why the evasiveness? Give them a fucking chance to actually INVESTIGATE the devices before you acuse them of a cover up already. Shit, as of last week, all that they had to go on was an outcry from the press over less than 1 in 10 million devices "reportedly" failing. and Apple had yet for a single custoemr to ship them a device for examination.

      Now that they have, and have not only provided the results, but have offered up the devices for additional outside review by the government should they request it (which they have not, yet) and they've shown each device to have been subject to an external force (as in PHYSICAL force, as in abuse...).

      Apple Recalled SONY'S batteries from their macbooks. The frequerncy of failure at the time of the annoucenment was 2, yes only TWO, confirmed cases of faulty batteries. Apple doens't make this battery either that we're aware, and it;s extremely common (basically, SOP), that if a 3rd party component in a 1st party device is subject to recall, the 3rd party foots the bill, so why exactly WOULD Apple cover this up? They have NO financial incentive to do so. Recalling these batteries should not cost them a dime. The reson they have not? Ther eis NOT A SINGLE PROVEN CASE OF FAILURE, only customes that have been shown trying to pull one over on Apple to get their device replaced free... (which apple offered to do in each case of a report if the custoemr sent in the device, no questions asked replacement, and most of the customers refused!).

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    21. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want me to be polite, you sure as hell be start being polite when I come in. God knows I have met some huge pricks working at the apple store, that i am sure made me sound like the bad guy when i left.

      Really though, the cry of "be more polite" is usualy just an excuse from people who dont like their job because they are lazy. If you work in customer service you need to suck it up and earn any respect instead of expecting it.

    22. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My step son droped his iphone in to water and i fixed it . In all actuality it would be very easy to water proof it if Apple wanted it.

    23. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're welcome to use your phone and any other electronics in the rain all you want.

      It's just when you try to blame someone else for the phone getting wet that there's a problem.

      Using electronics in the rain is a risk. It's up to you to do things to mitigate that risk, such as covering the phone, using an umbrella, or ya know, not standing in the rain while you talk. It's not that hard.

    24. Re:Not quite by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 1
      why a 12 year old needs an iPhone is a different story all together

      I know, you'd think that by 12 they might have grown out of it.

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    25. Re:Not quite by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      Even though I wrote the semi-parent reply, I think you should be modded funny :)

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    26. Re:Not quite by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      My ancient (in cell phone terms) Motorola i510, built to Mil-Spec standards, and been run over by a Mini-Cooper and fallen down a flight of stairs. Still works fine. I fully expect it to protect me when the zombie apocalypse arrives.

      This is all a symptom of the pampered Western lifestyle. There isn't enough to worry about, so people stop vaccinating their kids or believing in government death panels or fret/sue over 1 in 10,000,000 events. To quote a noted feline philosopher, "WE HAZ A DOOMED!"

    27. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. I always use my old ass phone in the rain with no problem. I wouldn't expect rain to kill a phone, and if it does, then the design is flawed. I can buy a £20 phone that is more resiliant than a brand new iPhone.

    28. Re:Not quite by webdog314 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And it should also function underwater to 50 meters! And in a vacuum! And double as an ice-scraper for my windshield!

      You want to use it in the rain, stand INSIDE the house, or, buy an expanding moisture shield... otherwise known as an UMBRELLA.

      Unless of course you were being sarcastic, in which case how the hell did you get modded "Insightful"?

    29. Re:Not quite by cawpin · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that it is a completely TOUCH SCREEN phone. It DEPENDS on external forces to function.

    30. Re:Not quite by legirons · · Score: 1

      I think it's simpler than that, they literally mean "a force has been applied to the device from outside causing it to fail", i.e. it was dropped or struck.

      isn't that particular force applied to all iphones, most of the time?

    31. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in my book, if you can't use a phone just because it happens to be raining, it's defective.
      Riiiight! Just like how my digital SLR is defective because it cannot be used in the rain without protecting it.

      Any phone is not waterproof, they are not marketed as being waterproof, and with the unprotected ports and buttons on it should be obvious to anyone that they aren't even water-resistant. Whatever in the world made you decide that they can be used in the rain? Take a look at a GPS meant for hiking and then you'll notice what a water-proof and shock-resistant device looks like.

    32. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've also seen one coworker's device outgas in his car, marking up his dash, and he was lucky it didn't catch fire. Dumbass left it running in a parked car that was off, doors open and music blasting through the stereo, and apparently left the GPS enabled, parked it in the sun not far from a friend's backyard pool. 6-7 hours later, music stopped and smoke was billowing from his car. Do you think he blamed Apple? nope, he forked over $600 for a new phone though..."

      If an iPhone (or any phone or GPS for that matter) can't run for 6-7 hours with the GPS on in the sun but in a ventilated area without exploding, it is defective.

    33. Re:Not quite by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 1

      I've also seen one coworker's device outgas in his car, marking up his dash, and he was lucky it didn't catch fire. Dumbass left it running in a parked car that was off, doors open and music blasting through the stereo, and apparently left the GPS enabled, parked it in the sun not far from a friend's backyard pool. 6-7 hours later, music stopped and smoke was billowing from his car. Do you think he blamed Apple? nope, he forked over $600 for a new phone though...

      This sounds exactly the sort of thing warning labels are intended for. If the nature of a device's construction is such that it may explode after prolonged use in the summer sun; I'm not sure it demands a recall, but a warning label would be appropriate. The device is, for better or worse, behaving as intended; it is the user's understanding of safe operation that is lacking.

      Is there any kind of "Do not expose to temperatures over x degrees" warning on devices with this type of integrated battery? My laptop battery says as much, but while I have to remove it to see it, I'm sure the paperwork the laptop came with mentions it as well.

    34. Re:Not quite by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      DUDE!! by external forces they mean PHYSICAL FORCE APPLIED FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PHONE. This is not not and incredibly complex concept. It does not take a great deal of science to determine from which side force was applied to break a piece of glass.

    35. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve - is that you?

    36. Re:Not quite by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 1

      "I've also seen one coworker's device outgas in his car, marking up his dash, and he was lucky it didn't catch fire. Dumbass left it running in a parked car that was off, doors open and music blasting through the stereo, and apparently left the GPS enabled, parked it in the sun not far from a friend's backyard pool. 6-7 hours later, music stopped and smoke was billowing from his car. Do you think he blamed Apple? nope, he forked over $600 for a new phone though..."

      If an iPhone (or any phone or GPS for that matter) can't run for 6-7 hours with the GPS on in the sun but in a ventilated area without exploding, it is defective.

      If you're using a small, thermally sensitive, explosive charge as a battery, you should consider linking a thermometer to the Off switch.

      It would also behoove you to make sure your customer knows the product may double as a plasma-torch under certain conditions.

    37. Re:Not quite by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Yup, warnings are included in the manual.... as they are madated by the FTC for all LiIon containing products... and nobody reads it.

      Further, LiPo batteries which are now Apple's only distributed battery in laptops and the iPhone, and after next week will also be in all iPods, don;t have this issue. Are other manufacturer's moving their entire product lines to these more expensive but safer batteries? no, not really... A few are in select high end products, but only where the smaller LiPo battery size is worth the cost.

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    38. Re:Not quite by Sandbags · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup, you didn't read the Apple manual and SAFETY WARNINGS page that came with your device, did you?

      I did...

      It was fairly clear.... Never expose device to more than 130 degrees F, never use for extended periods in hot sun, never submerge in water, take caution not to drop on hard ground or from a hight above 6 feet (g-force shock alone, not just blunt trauma, can cause LiIon cells to short and overheat during rapid discharge), never leave on in a closed bag, purse, pocket, or insulated sleve.

      All these things were indicated as possible cause of fire or dangerous battery outgassing possibly including explosion.

      Every device with a LiIon battery included these warnings. Most people ignore them completely.

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    39. Re:Not quite by Macthorpe · · Score: 2

      How would you define a cover-up? Would it be something along the lines of paying off a family never to mention their iPod Touch exploded?

      Let's snip out the important bits of that article, which document events you seem to be unaware of:

      Apple sent a letter to Mr Stanborough denying liability but offering a refund.

      The letter also stated that, in accepting the money, Mr Stanborough was to "agree that you will keep the terms and existence of this settlement agreement completely confidential", and that any breach of confidentiality "may result in Apple seeking injunctive relief, damages and legal costs against the defaulting persons or parties".

      Last week it emerged that Apple had tried to keep a number of cases where its iPod digital music players had started to smoke, burst into flames and even burned their owners, out of the public eye.

      An American reporter obtained 800 pages of documentation on the cases from the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) following a Freedom of Information Act request in that country. However, she was unable to get hold of the documents for months after "Apple's lawyers filed exemption after exemption".

      Can you still claim they're not covering anything up?

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    40. Re:Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if it were caused by the battery in any way shape or form, it would, by definition, be an *INTERNAL* force.

      External: coming from outside
      Internal: coming from inside

      The people who speculated the cracked screens were caused by a swelling battery conveniently ignored the fact that in at least one of the incidents, the device in question could still be turned on/off, and the display itself was completely intact and working underneath the shattered glass touch-surface. A battery swelling enough to crack the glass would have damaged the LCD in the process as well.

      Also: External shocks don't always result in immediate (or even *visible*) damage. Some times, it ends up being a slight flaw which deteriorates over time.

    41. Re:Not quite by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 1

      Fair enough then. Apple did their job, consumer didn't. Nothing left to see but inevitable complaints to the FTC about larger, more obnoxious, warnings.

    42. Re:Not quite by mgblst · · Score: 1

      What moisture sensors are you talking about? The only sensors it has are these little paper stickers, that change color when wet, that you will find in almost all electronic devices these days. Do you open up for phone and check these regularly?

    43. Re:Not quite by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Denying liability is RULE ONE when offering a settlement.. This is PAR for all businessus, and COMPLETELY EXPECTED and COMMON legal practice, and any lawyer who did NOT instruct their client to compose the letter as such could be subject to liability on their own part, sanctions, or depending on the outcome, disbarment.

      Dell did the same.
      Nokia did the same.
      RIM did the same.
      HP did the same.
      FORD did the same.
      I actually GOT one of these letters from Chrysler when they offered to replace at no charge my wife's engine, which had only 42K miles on it and a perfectly documented maintenace record, and insisted I could only get the $7600 engine replacement done if I promised not to participate in any actions to begin a recall or join any class action litigation for loss of use against Chrysler.

      They're not covining anything up, they're protecting their asses from consumers. Civil court works differently than criminal court, and your failure to understand COMMON FPRACTICES is leading you to blame a company that's not only innocent of your accusation, but for which not a SINGLE VERIFIED BATTERY EXPLOSION CAN ACTUALLY BE PROVEN YET. What are they covering up? the fact tha NOTHING HAPPENED????

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    44. Re:Not quite by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      You don't file 6 months worth of exemptions to deny liability. You do that to suppress information. However, I'm not going to sit here and argue semantics with you, because it's pointless.

      What I will say is - you need to calm down. Seriously. It's just a phone.

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    45. Re:Not quite by mikemcc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I look forward to the follow-up post that you write on your laptop while sitting outside during the next downpour.

  8. it is simply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a lack of faith on the part of the users. The eruption of flame is punishment repent, believe really hard and the phone will ressurect

  9. External Forces by Stavr0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Turns out the battery is susceptible to exposition to Reality Distortion Fields in excess of 750 milliJobs

    1. Re:External Forces by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      More like midichlorian concentration. The problem is just the force is strong in those users. This also explains why Apple engineers couldn't reproduce the problem in their labs.

    2. Re:External Forces by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Considering the BS Apple gets away with, I think stuff is much more impervious to the reality distortion field than we thought. I think the units you should use are ExaJobs.

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    3. Re:External Forces by Steve+Baker · · Score: 1

      If I've got my maths right, that only works out to about 250 picobalmers, which is only about a quarter of a thrown chair. That's poor design if you ask me.

  10. Exploding batteries? by burtosis · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's an app for that! Seriously though, lithium polymer batteries *can't* explode since they have no metal canister to hold the outgassing pressure. They simply 'vent with flame'.

    1. Re:Exploding batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When they start banning them from cross-country flights, I'll be concerned.

    2. Re:Exploding batteries? by gnick · · Score: 1

      Plenty of things explode with no casing whatsoever, but they usually need a solid mechanical shock to detonate - TNT and C-4 come to mind. Lithium polymer batteries are not on that list. Also, the type of explosions that you're referring to can occur without a metal casing - Plastic, glass, or even cardboard can also contain out-gassing pressure to some degree - M-80s and PVC pipe-bombs come to mind.

      Now that I'm done being pedantic, you're likely correct. These cases would probably melt before any significant pressure built up inside causing an explosion. But, if it's in your pocket, "venting with flame" is an insufficient step in the right direction.

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    3. Re:Exploding batteries? by y_axis · · Score: 1

      Not banned yet, but there are restrictions on LiPo batteries on commercial aircraft. I don't have a citation handy, but I fly R/C aircraft that use LiPos and have to ship most of them to my destination if I am planning on taking my R/C stuff with me.

    4. Re:Exploding batteries? by cawpin · · Score: 1

      They simply 'vent with flame'.

      That just means that it is a SMALL explosion, not that it isn't an explosion.

    5. Re:Exploding batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They simply 'vent with flame'.

      and for most members of the general public, the action of 'venting with flame' for all intents and purposes is equivalent to 'exploding'.

  11. "External Forces" by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think we can all agree that given the number of iPhones/iPods that are out there, somewhere, some moron said "Hey y'all, watch this!" before he poured gasoline on the phone and lit it on fire... Yes, we can agree on THAT as an "External Force."

    However, in this instance, it seems that Apple is more than happy to classify these "External Forces" as normal phone usage! What's that? You talked on the phone for more than an hour? We are sorry, Apple cannot be held responsible for these external forces which are beyond our control.

    "But, it's a phone!" you'll reply. What's that, you turned the device on? We are sorry, Apple cannot be held responsible for these external forces beyond our control.

    Clearly, I am being sarcastic, but in all honesty, Apple could admit to some culpability in this instance... As other posters have mentioned, it's not like Apple was not already involved in a Recall of Batteries Used in Previous iBook and PowerBook Computers Due To Fire Hazard

    Did I stress the part about FIRE HAZARD enough there?

    1. Re:"External Forces" by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      When Steve Jobs sneezes an iPhone dies a fiery death.

      I'd hate to see what happens when he kicks the bucket.

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    2. Re:"External Forces" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends. Is there an IPhone in that bucket?

  12. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  13. Typo in the title by electricprof · · Score: 1

    This just in ... Apple regrets that there was a typo in the original release ... It was meant to say that the explosions are caused by External Farces ... Film at 11

  14. External forces! by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    No, an "external force" is an end user putting the device in an oven at 350 degrees, or driving a nail through the battery

    You'll find that "external force" is well defined by Apple, as: 'Applying non-Apple branded electricity to your battery'

    This could easily be solved by having third party Apple-compatible electricity licenses with the properly branded Applectrons, but Steve Jobs is rumored to be against Apple clones.

  15. A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by quatin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Remember when Microsoft showed the Mojave experiment on TV ads? There's nothing wrong with Vista, there's just something wrong with you!

    You don't blame your customers, even if they deserve it. You'll just look like a big corporate douche bag. Apologize and pretend to "resolve the issue", while doing nothing at all. (*cough* xp sp2 *cough*)

    1. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In Microsoft's defense (dangerous here I know) the vast majority of Vista problems HAVE been resolved months if not years ago. Further, most of those were hardware issues (nVidia..) and sloppy programming of other programs and thus NOT Microsofts fault. The single biggest obstacle it faces now are uninformed customers who heard "their computer guy" tell them two years ago that vista = evil and now refuse to listen to anything otherwise.

      Sure there are some that still have problems, but most of them would have problems on a computer no matter the OS. Vista as it is today and during the mojave ads is actually very nice.

      Microsoft acknowledged their problems (even though they weren't actually at fault), resolved them, and then tried to inform consumers that they had been fixed. Apple is rather just saying its not our fault to begin with.

    2. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      I think you coughed up one of the best service packs ever released, there. XP SP2 was a huge change that included a built in firewall, and a complete new compile after the introduction of several code analysis tools to specifically seek out and destroy buffer overflows. Xp still has security issues, but its so incredibly better than SP1. Original vista wouldn't have been derided so much if it had been compared to XP SP1, in fact I think it would have been hailed as Microsoft finally getting it right.

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    3. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by CodingHero · · Score: 1

      Remember when Microsoft showed the Mojave experiment on TV ads? There's nothing wrong with Vista, there's just something wrong with you!

      They were trying to get around the bad press that came with the Vista name. A few very vocal sources bad-mouthed Vista, word got around, and suddenly people thought it was bad without knowing anything about it. The message with Mojave, and indeed a good life lesson, is don't believe everything you hear and do your own research.

    4. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by nomadic · · Score: 1

      In Microsoft's defense (dangerous here I know) the vast majority of Vista problems HAVE been resolved months if not years ago. Further, most of those were hardware issues (nVidia..) and sloppy programming of other programs and thus NOT Microsofts fault. The single biggest obstacle it faces now are uninformed customers who heard "their computer guy" tell them two years ago that vista = evil and now refuse to listen to anything otherwise.

      The single biggest obstacle with Vista is the same as it was when Vista came out: the ludicrously horrible performance. It hasn't been fixed. Wish it was. It would be nice to not have a 5 second lag between clicking on start and seeing the menu pop up (on a computer that is Vista certified). Or double click on an icon and wait 15 seconds for a program to start. If that happened all the time, I could at least say "alright, obviously something is wrong with that computer," but it happens sporadically, and it happens on every Vista installation on every computer I've tried. There is something fundamentally incompetent with how MS OSes handle memory management and CPU usage, and it's been that way since the first Windows. Each time it takes years of patches before they get to the point where they're halfway usable; for example, XP at this point is actually a decent OS.

    5. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The built-in firewall was already in XP before SP2.
      SP2 improved it and enabled it by default.

    6. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by base3 · · Score: 1

      Vista is regarded as bad by people in the know because they're aware that: Windows XP is Windows 2000 + eye candy and spyware Windows Vista is Windows XP + more spyware and more DRM Windows 7 is Windows Vista + even more DRM

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    7. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right it was there before. My memory coincided with the wikipedia article on xp, that claims it was introduced in SP2. But the main article on Windows firewall correctly states that it was there before.

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    8. Re:A Chapter of Microsoft's Marketing Team by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      That is largely a hardware issue. At the time, it took a beast of a system to handle it fully and "Vista Capable" was a marketing ploy that didn't mean a thing. Nowdays its not the hardware, but more commonly the maintenance of a system that slows it down. Any cheapo computer on the market now is plenty fast enough, but most people don't do basic clean up on it and it slows down over time. I've been running it for a little over a year and it is just as snappy as the day I first installed it. Again, that isn't the OS that is at fault, its largely the user and what they install on it.

  16. Not really. by Auroch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For apple products, when the mantra is "It just works" ... and the software is built on a very small number of in-house designed products, it shouldn't be the customer's fault.

    Take windows (or linux) - if you can't get something to work correctly, or the wrong drivers/settings fry your hard drive from parking the head incorrectly (or whatever), then you can blame the customer. But when apple designs the product, from start to finish, it should very rarely be the customer's fault, especially when in normal usage.

    Normal usage, you ask? In my world, normal usage means occasionally (very infrequently) leaving a laptop on inside a case, and expecting it *not* to fry because of poor thermal design. It also involves getting the occasional splash of liquid on my gadgets. And, you know, keeping my phone in my pants, where it will heat up if it isn't designed properly.

    Normal usage is *not* exploding batteries, exceptionally short lived LCDs or GPUs that don't live long unless the fan is on full speed, all the time. And when these thing occur, I expect (and have always received) good support from my hardware vendor.

    And no, I do not buy apple. Sure, they have great warranty service... if you buy the applecare. But I can get that sort of extended warranty from almost any vendor - The difference? Those vendors don't have retail locations like apple.

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    1. Re:Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For apple products, when the mantra is "It just works" ... and the software is built on a very small number of in-house designed products, it shouldn't be the customer's fault.

      Oh, so if I do an "sudo rm -rf /" it isn't my fault? How does this make sense to you? Idiot.

    2. Re:Not really. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Putting Apple on a higher pedestal just because there are a bunch of Fan Boys out there really isn't fair to apple.
      I know with my iPhone sometimes I will get some dirt or sweat on my screen and the touch display doesn't work as well until I clean it off. Now someone who isn't to bright when the iPhone isn't being responsive will press harder to try to get it to work. Perhaps with all their might (well beyond normal use), to a point where they break the glass and cause it to implode on them. Or just a lot of really high pressure until some of the internal components get shorted out.

      It is like saying it is Mercedes fault for a car accident if the person driving the car was drunk and drove it off a cliff. Because for the money you paid for it should have sensors to prevent such occurrence.

      You can't make thing idiot proof, as idiots can get very resourceful.

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    3. Re:Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For apple products, when the mantra is "It just works" ...

      Not anymore, apparently - now it's "it just blows".

    4. Re:Not really. by radmarshallb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And no, I do not buy apple. Sure, they have great warranty service... if you buy the applecare. But I can get that sort of extended warranty from almost any vendor - The difference? Those vendors don't have retail locations like apple.

      How is Apple having retail locations a valid reason not to buy AppleCare or Apple products?

    5. Re:Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the part I don't get. Far too many times in this one topic someone was modded Informative while saying something about exploding batteries. They don't appear to have exploded at all . Sitting on your iPhone, or whatever external force cracked the screen is not "just works". That's sheer stupidity on the part of the user. Spilling liquids on your whatever is certainly not normal usage. If you dunk an electronic device in liquid, you're responsible --- not the manufacturer (unless they state it's waterproof)

      I realize it's all chic to hate on Apple right now, but this is senseless.

    6. Re:Not really. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      And no, I do not buy apple. Sure, they have great warranty service...

      I don't buy Apple either but I have had to support some and their warranty service is far from great. Firstly they don't have NBD on-site service, in other words you have to take the machine to an authorised Apple Service Centre. The service centre has no idea what NBD (Next Business Day) means. Apple's online support consist of "take it to an Apple store", my nearest Apple store is 5000 KM away. It took 5 days to get a PSU replaced in a 20" imac at a service centre. Apple honestly believes that their own products never break, certainly not on their own.

      But I can get that sort of extended warranty from almost any vendor - The difference? Those vendors don't have retail locations like apple.

      Fair enough that all vendors make you pay for extended warranty services, but the critical difference is that Dell, Lenovo and other OEM's will either send a tech and parts to my location or arrange pick up and return to my location within a pre-agreed time frame (3 days, NBD, 4 hour). Dell's on-site support is excellent for their business lines (Vostro, Latitude and Precision)

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  17. Usually it's INTERNAL forces that cause explosions by fmita · · Score: 1

    If external forces were at work, the iPhones would be getting crushed. Come on, Apple, it's physics. (jklol)

  18. It is down to external forces by fishfinger · · Score: 1

    Like Apple says, it's "External Forces". These iPhone users need to understand that using an iPhone when the external air pressure is not sufficient to match the pressure released from an overheating battery is crazy!

  19. external force made me do it by Atreide · · Score: 1

    mr RIAA this is not me who copied 100GB of music
    an external force made me do it

    yes it exists, Steve Jobs has seen it !

    with it, he can do weird things better than The Star Wars Force
    he can make explosions
    and even he can take money from people pocket to his own

    i tell you mr RIAA this is real

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  20. I blame Nick Farrell... by Slur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...for being a complete dick. Not everyone who owns an Apple product is a black-shirted zealot, and it's obnoxious to paint all of a company's customers with such a broad brush. Nick is just feeding the trolls by echoing the same stupid tropes that unoriginal people endlessly repeat in forums and comment sections all over the web.

    A decent writer - editorial or otherwise - should discuss the merits and facts of the situation without bringing in useless and alienating invective. He may get a few yuks from the dumb crowd and incite a colorful flame war in the comment section, but he certainly won't gain any deep or lasting respect as a journalist. But I suppose this is just a temporary thing until he gets a job he actually cares about or finishes that sci-fi novel he's been working on.

    Oh, now look, I'm doing it too. Dammit!

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    1. Re:I blame Nick Farrell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up +5 Shit Wrecked

    2. Re:I blame Nick Farrell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nick Farrell finished his science fiction novel ages ago. It is a jolly good read too... mentions apple
      http://www.amazon.com/When-Tree-Falls-Nick-Farrell/dp/1904853560/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251737750&sr=8-1

    3. Re:I blame Nick Farrell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fascinating to watch the social dynamics at work. It's true that there are some true fans, for whom Steve Jobs and Apple can do no wrong. Then there's the opposite end of the spectrum, the folks who like to throw "fanboi" around in any discussion where somebody admits to owning some Apple equipment. Frankly, they remind me of the "birther" movement. They are pathologically opposed to somebody/something, can't admit that there might be any legitimate reasons for supporting that person/thing, and if they think they've got the goods on that person/thing no amount of evidence will ever convince them otherwise. Those folks are in turn stoked by the likes of Farrell/Limbaugh/Coulter/... who are quite happy to push the BS, partly because they believe it but mostly because it brings page hits or ratings and generates income.

  21. All as one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All glory to hypnosteve!

  22. It's Microsoft's fault by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

    PCs have been specifically alterated to emit iPhone-exploding waves.

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    1. Re:It's Microsoft's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PCs have been specifically alterated to emit iPhone-exploding waves.

      PC=Personal Computer (a MacIntosh is a PC even though it is not an IBM PC-Clone)

    2. Re:It's Microsoft's fault by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

      No, you are being fooled by the Enemies of Apple.

      Steve Jobs says Mac and PC is different. Steve Jobs is never wrong. All hail Steve Jobs.

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    3. Re:It's Microsoft's fault by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs parks in handicap spaces

    4. Re:It's Microsoft's fault by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      A Mac is generally referred to as a "Mac" while an IBM PC Compatible is generally referred to as a, hold on, "PC".

      Now how did this happen? Well you see, back in the good ol' days of the 1980s people, much like people today, preferred to shorten longer brandnames and phrases to fit them into their everyday use of the english language. The result of this shortening was that "Apple Macintosh" became "Mac" while "IBM PC Compatible" became "PC" even though, as you so trollishly point out, PC means "Personal Computer" and that Apple's computers fit that definition as well.

      /Mikael

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    5. Re:It's Microsoft's fault by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs parks in handicap spaces

      According to the gutter press, he has been close to dying for the last five years, so why shouldn't he park in a handicapped space?

    6. Re:It's Microsoft's fault by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      close to dying does not mean you are physically or mentally disabled. anyway he has been doing it since the 80s

  23. iPhones Banned from Planes as explosive devices by briggsb · · Score: 1

    The DHS thinks the iPhone is explosive material now, and banning it from planes. And for the DHS person who just emailed me about this story. It's a work of satire.

  24. It's a feature! by Auroch · · Score: 1

    The fire-venting batteries are a feature, designed to injure people who have second thoughts about their overly-expensive, totally-under-featured apple products.

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    1. Re:It's a feature! by chefshoemaker · · Score: 1

      It is the iHarvest feature. Retrieves DNA data for Steve's next organ transplant.

  25. Hello! McFly! by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

    Even the Inquirer mentions that the screen were cracked by "external forces".

    Lesson: don't spaz out while while playing BubbleBopple or whateverthehell.

  26. Possible external force... by dbet · · Score: 1

    My initial reaction was that this might happen on jailbreak phones which are no longer properly controlling the CPU, or something else internal that is then overheating.

    1. Re:Possible external force... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      iPhone 3G get hot as hell just from normal use. My brother's solution is to not use it until it cools down. What the hell?! He claims it's the best phone he ever had and has to take time out from using it because it gets too hot. So he has a phone he can't use all the time for as long as he might need and this is the best phone he has ever had? The 3G does pull a lot of juice when several of the functions are drawing power at once. And you may be on to something when you talk about jailbreaking. The iPhone has limitations imposed on it to prevent multiple apps from running simultaneously and jailbreaking enables multiple apps to run. The reason for this limitation is supposed to be "to extend battery life" which is one way to look at it. It also reduces the power draw and the potential for the battery to become hotter based on that.

  27. External forces like.... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Poltergeists? Evil spirits? Conservatism? Liberalism? Antidisestablishmentarianism? Moral decay? Tooth decay? Communism? Trolls, kobolds or gnomes (Please pick one only).

    Inquiring minds want to know!

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    1. Re:External forces like.... by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      kobolds... unless we're talking about Deekin... then the phone is probably being carried around in a velvet-lined trunk....

  28. Again, Apple spewing FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the responsibility truly was of EXTERNAL FORCES, then the phones wouldn't EXPLODE, they would IMPLODE.

    Get your physics rights, Steve-o!

  29. Everybody knows . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    External Forces = The hand of Jobs.

  30. Snarking Article Link by qazwart · · Score: 1

    The first article linked to was a tiny bit on the snarky side. As far as the first article was concerned, Apple is guilty, and people who buy Apple products are black turtleneck shirt wearing jerks. Plus, they smell bad.

    From what I've seen from various reports, Apple iPhones are not exploding all over the place. There has been a few, but rare to the vast number of iPhones out there. The exploding battery problem is about the same rate as any other product that uses lithium batteries.

    The cracking screens are also apparently rare compared to the number of iPhones. From the Apple report, none of the cracked screens caused they've investigated appear to be from the battery exploding as many reported. All batteries were in excellent condition. Further according to the report, the screens on the iPhones show damage due to point damage such as being dropped or having something like the tip of a key dig into the iPhone's screen. None of the screens appeared damaged in a wide area as you would expect if the phone started to warp due to excess heat or if an actual explosion happened.

    A few people have stated that the screen exploded in their hands, but there was no outside confirmation of that. Apple felt that if any such incident of an iPhone screen cracking while in hand, it could be the result of a microscopic fracture suddenly increasing in size due to handling the iPhone itself.

    However, this doesn't actually free Apple from the responsibility. Swirling razor sharp blades are also known to cut, but we don't allow manufactures to put them on products without some form of protection. Consumer phones are put into pockets, dropped, and stepped on. Putting a glass screen might not be such a great idea on a phone. Yes, it limits distortion and scratching, but it makes the screen more brittle too.

    The question is whether a consumer should expect their phone screens to shatter in a manner that might injure them. For example, if you buy a fan, it has a cover to help keep your fingers away from the blades. Lamps are wired, so when they're turned off, there is no power running to the socket, so you can change the bulb without worrying about electrocuting yourself. Yes, we consumers should know to keep fingers away from fan blades and to unplug lamps or shut off the circuit breaker when changing bulbs. However, that didn't stop regulation requiring extra precaution.

    At the same time, no one expects laptop manufacturers to seal their systems to prevent users from spilling drinks in them even though this is quite common. No one expects a car to be able to run if you ram it into a light-pole at 40 mph (another too common occurrence).

    Does putting an iPhone in your pocket and finding that the glass has shattered constitute product abuse or does it constitute expected consumer behavior and the product should take that into account? Unless France's independent report shows another issue, this is what appears to be the real issue.

  31. Over heating. by neo · · Score: 1

    Do you have a case around your iPod/iPhone? Did you stick a nice logo or stickers or velum wrap around that makes your cool toy look like a radio? Do you wear a black t-shirt?

    I noticed my iPod Touch was throwing it's pitches slower than normal. (Ok, the game was...) But that it also was warm. It wasn't like this in the winter! What was up? Well, I'm guessing here, but I bet my processor is overheating. So I pull off the super cool overlay I designed and paid $12 for. Yep... the pitcher works much better thank you.

    Clue? Stop overheating your damn iPods/iPhones.

  32. IPhone vs. Ford Pinto by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When something like this happened in the auto industry with the Ford Pinto, there were lawsuits, recalls, scandals, and the demise of the brand. The Ford Pinto would occasionally catch fire if hit from the rear by the "external force" of another vehicle. The gas tank could be pushed into the differential, causing a leak and explosion. There were only 27 such incidents, out of millions of Pintos built.

    The situation is very similar. The iPhone has a lot of energy stored in a fragile container, and damage to that container can release the energy and cause a fire or explosion. Such devices must be engineered to fail in a safe way when damaged, just as cars are. (Cars very seldom blow up in collisions, despite what one sees in movies).

    The computer and phone industries aren't used to being held to the safety standards of the auto industry. Legally, though, they have the same responsibilities. Apple is now finding that out.

    1. Re:IPhone vs. Ford Pinto by russotto · · Score: 2, Informative

      The computer and phone industries aren't used to being held to the safety standards of the auto industry. Legally, though, they have the same responsibilities.

      I'm pretty sure they don't. Not in the US, and probably not anywhere else. Computers and phones are regulated by the CPSC (and the FCC); cars are regulated by the NHTSA. Totally different set of laws, regulations, and responsibilities.

    2. Re:IPhone vs. Ford Pinto by Microlith · · Score: 1

      Pintos were also at risk of being exposed to considerably higher forces, and had a design flaw capable of killing people despite having survived an accident.

      This situation is completely unrelated, as flaws like this are not only not unique to apple, but result from either user mishandling of the device or one in several hundred thousand built. On top of that, it doesn't sound like anyone was actively harmed.

      But of course, feel free to pursue safety guidelines above and beyond what already exist. Enjoy the massive price increases that follow.

    3. Re:IPhone vs. Ford Pinto by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      The iPhone has a lot of energy stored in a fragile container, and damage to that container can release the energy and cause a fire or explosion.

      Once again I'll say it Li-Po's don't explode. Unlike metal encased li-ions or Ni-cds or even alkaline batteries, Li-Po's have no ridged containment to hold and build up any significant pressure required to get an explosion.

    4. Re:IPhone vs. Ford Pinto by raynet · · Score: 1

      This video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o_2mwRPdw , does show exploding Li-Po's (in various degrees of exploding).

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    5. Re:IPhone vs. Ford Pinto by TRRosen · · Score: 2, Informative

      No boom there... just an emphatic poof...and this is absolute worse case purposely pushing way more current into the battery then intended. Given enough current I could make a potato explode.

        AND DID YOU NOTICE in every instance the Li-Po battery swells to at least twice its normal volume before Flameout a pretty obvious warning sign. Of course you don't see the same experiment with other battery types as the people that tried it are still picking bit of battery out of the flesh.

  33. Tag this article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tag this one "flamebait" and it would apply in every sense of the word. ;)

  34. Exploding product is perfectly acceptable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fun reading the posts from all of the Apple apologists here.

    Your product explodes - blame the customer. Great strategy. Apple fanboys will be delighted!

    So, to all the apologists here, you'll be just hunky-dory the next time you're flying in a Boeing airliner, and one it's engines explodes, right? Boeing can just blame "external forces", and you'll be cool with that, right?

    And if your iPhone explodes in your ear, tearing off your ear and that side of your face, it's you're own fault, right? I mean, it was probably due to the heat coming from your ear - the "external force", right?
    Never blame Apple, they're pure and perfect, right?

  35. Gosh! by MoxFulder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple Blames 'External Forces' For Exploding iPhones

    Gee, I thought that explosions are always caused by internal forces... almost by definition!

  36. Apple has it wrong by brkello · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If it is exploding, it is obviously due to internal forces.

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    1. Re:Apple has it wrong by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      I think you sorta missed the point. Apple is saying these stories are BS and there where no explosions just people breaking their phones.

    2. Re:Apple has it wrong by brkello · · Score: 1

      I think you missed my point (and so did the mods). If something is exploding, then there is pressure on the inside trying to get out. If it was external forces, it would be imploding. The correct mod for my first post is +1 Funny and your post should be +0 Whoosh.

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  37. blaming external forces = bad design by speedtux · · Score: 1

    Phones are meant to be carried around in pockets; "external forces" act on them as a matter of normal usage.

    Two features that may make the iPhone susceptible to exploding are its thinness and its use of a non-removable battery. If you look at Nokia's 5800 touch screen phone, it's significantly thicker, but it can be carried around in a pocket without exploding.

    I've had a dozen cell phones so far, and they have lived in bags, backpacks, and pockets. I've dropped them and sat on them. They've never broken or exploded. If the iPhone does, it's a design problem with the iPhone.

    1. Re:blaming external forces = bad design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every day, millions of people carry around the iPhone without it breaking or exploding. Just because a small number do, doesn't mean it's a design problem with the phone. It's just a high-profile device. You don't know if the Nokia 5800 has had zero devices explode/break. I'd be willing to bet that a nontrivial number of those devices have also had problems.

    2. Re:blaming external forces = bad design by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      people break all sorts of phones all the time. I know a guy that buys used Treos in bulk off eBay because he destroys them so often. And Face facts the iPhone is built much heavier and stronger than half the phones out there precisely because its designed as on solid slab

    3. Re:blaming external forces = bad design by cheros · · Score: 1

      Umm, no. There is a basic idea - you buy a piece of electronics and you take care of it. If you don't, don't go complaining at the supplier who told you the circumstances under which you could use the device as that happens to represent the condition for which it has been designed and tested.

      You could, for instance, not go after Apple because it just doesn't happen to work very well as a support for your car jack.

      Where there is smoke there may be fire (pardon the pun) - I will wait for the result of the INDEPENDENT investigation. I like the iPhone, but I am disinclined to believe positive reports from the company who stands to lose if the result is negative as a matter of principle. They may be right, but I believe it only from an independent body.

      IMHO, given the incredible volume vs. the alleged problems I think I'll take my chances - the probabilities still look damn good..

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  38. If a device has the possibility to overheat. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    . . .shouldn't it be designed to detect that situation and shut off, or reduce power consumption (e.g. by slowing down the CPU or going into some sort of 'sleep mode', or implement some other strategy to avoid ever exploding or setting on fire?

  39. I'm surprised Apple didn't sue by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that prototypes of the new iGrenade were slipped onto the market by accident. Apple do like to ensure they get the publicity by announcing new stuff themselves after all. The iGrenade will allow the US military to seed the battlefield with attractive weapons the insurgents will want to pick up. Apple should sue. /sarcasm

  40. Fourth Law of Motion? by bracher · · Score: 1

    I guess this is some additional work by Newton that I'm blanking on?

    An unexploded object tends to remain unexploded unless acted upon by an external force.

    Maybe I should have paid more attention in freshman physics...

  41. those cellphones where manufactured in Al-Quaeda training camps in Pakistan.

  42. Do not taunt! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    At one end of a line is Nick Farrel. At the the other end is the "Happy Fun Ball" parody of warning labels. You catch my drift here, guv?

    Eventually iPhones will have giant warning labels that will contain the line "Do not insert into nose" and "Not to be used as a marital aid."

  43. Re:If a device has the possibility to overheat. . by russotto · · Score: 1

    . . .shouldn't it be designed to detect that situation and shut off, or reduce power consumption (e.g. by slowing down the CPU or going into some sort of 'sleep mode', or implement some other strategy to avoid ever exploding or setting on fire?

    Thermal runaway is a chemical reaction inside the battery itself. Once it starts, there's no way to shut it off electronically.

  44. Re:If a device has the possibility to overheat. . by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    But, doesn't it require a threshold temperature to be reached before the reaction can even start?

    What I'm saying is, let's say the Thermal Reaction can happen when the temperature exceeds T degrees. Then, shutdown the device when the internal temperature reaches some safe threshold, like .8T or .85T. Shutting down power consumption should cause the battery to start cooling off, assuming that the runaway reaction has not YET triggered, yes?

  45. Batteries should use fuses or circuit breakers. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "... modern high-density batteries pack a heckuva lotta energy into a tiny package."

    Such batteries should use fuses or circuit breakers. Circuit breakers prevent your house from burning when someone overloads the wall power.

    1. Re:Batteries should use fuses or circuit breakers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would work fine if you overloaded the battery at the terminals and in fact many batteries include such safety devices. However, if you damage the battery internally (e.g. by breaking it), it's pretty near impossible to prevent a hazard caused by shorting together the cells.

    2. Re:Batteries should use fuses or circuit breakers. by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      Uhhm they do. In fact with LiPo and Li-ion there part of the battery

    3. Re:Batteries should use fuses or circuit breakers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such batteries should use fuses or circuit breakers.

      Psh. If there's anything Star Trek taught me it is that there are no circuit breakers or fuses in the future. Either that or the Enterprise is outfitted by Apple.

  46. Branded, apple-approved users of course.... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    with compatible butt shapes, correctly sized pockets and the proper protective covers over their bodies had no problem.

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  48. Nokia by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    My Nokia fell into a bucket of water a year back. I am still using it.

    1. Re:Nokia by egr · · Score: 1

      As a paperweight?

    2. Re:Nokia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And neither would I throw away a perfectly fine bucket even if it damaged my phone... what's your point :)

  49. People lie. Especially when the truth costs $$$ by pelorus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    People lie. Especially when the truth will cost them a couple of hundred. I've seen cracked LCD screens that 'just happened' and had nothing to do with leaving a set of keys on the keyboard while closing the lid. I've seen mould growing off a sticky brown-stained motherboard that smelled of coffee despite the user saying that they never spilled coffee on it. I've seen squashed iPods brought in for 'warranty' work because the end user didn't think that leaving the iPod in their jacket and then using the jacket for a goal post in a soccer match was any reason for concern.

    People lie. And people don't like their insurance to way out when they can moan constantly and get a new machine for free.

    I see no evidence that these 'explosions' occurred and I see plenty of evidence that people lie when they break their computers. Apple is politely saying "You broke it, you fix it" which is fair enough for any manufacturer.

  50. pointy finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it's the customer's fault. If the device is untouched it will not break. It may eventual have a thermal failure or something like that, but that is just poor design and/or manufacture.

    That being said.... the devices should be able to withstand extreme environments, like my pants or coat pocket without combustion.

  51. FACTS by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    Li-Po batteries do not explode

    They can over heat expand and catch fire

    There is no way someone could be texting while an iPhone overheats and breaks the screen without warning. While a battery failure could build up enough heat to damage the phone, the iPhone has several temperature sensors that would cause the phone itself to shutdown and stop working beforehand.

    French people are dirty filthy liars. OK it might have made that one up just to piss people off.

  52. Overheating warning screen. by Fourpole · · Score: 1

    . . .shouldn't it be designed to detect that situation and shut off, or reduce power consumption (e.g. by slowing down the CPU or going into some sort of 'sleep mode', or implement some other strategy to avoid ever exploding or setting on fire?

    It should, and it does.

  53. Re:If a device has the possibility to overheat. . by Fourpole · · Score: 1

    Guess I'll post this here too: http://support.apple.com/kb/HT2101

  54. Re:If a device has the possibility to overheat. . by TRRosen · · Score: 1

    An iPhone will shut down long before that point. The only way for its battery to fail that way is from internal damage to the battery or a failure of the batteries charging circuits while plugged in.

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  56. That's it, blaame the scanner again... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Ever since I blew up that guy's head at the press conference its all "the scanner blew up your phone, the scanner blew up your engine, the scanner this, the scanner that".. enough!.. it only works on brains damnit! BRAAAINS!!!

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  57. I'm an Apple Fanboy by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    It's AT&T that's causing these iPhones to blow up! Now maybe they can break that contract and get out from under AT&T's yoke of oppression!

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  58. Goes both ways. Awful service abounds (Dell) by syousef · · Score: 1

    Go work doing warranty computer repair for a while...You'll become a cynic too.

    Go be a laptop user (consumer) for a while...You'll become a cynic too.

    Let me preface by saying I use my laptops heavily but treat them well. Nice extra large well padded case. I don't do stupid things like overclock. I avoid knocking them or bashing them around. I keep them clean and dust free. So far here's my experience with a 3 year warranty on a Dell Inspiron 9400:

    1) 2 hard drive replacements in the first year. I dual boot and the first time the Vista backup software of course did not work though I found a way to mount and restore using Virtual PC. Problem only went away when I insisted on a different brand hard drive despite slight performance decrease. (As I said I don't knock the laptop around and this problem hasn't been seen since changing brands despite no change in the way I'm treating the machine)

    2) 2 screens replaced due to dust spots UNDER the LCD.

    3) Hinge and screen covers replaced due to hinge breaking in normal use. The first time it was fixed the rubber pads on the screen cover that separate it from the keyboard when closed kept falling off, and hooks on the lid were sticking. 2 years and this had never happened. They sent more pads but problems continued. When they had to do the second screen replacement they couldn't remove the lid on site as one of the screws had been stripped, so it had to be sent in instead of being done on site. When it came back, it was covered in dust. I dusted off the machine and started using it and noticed extreme slowdowns after a few minutes 3D gaming. Turned out the CPU fan was jammed. Of course I had to work this out for myself, and unjam it myself by physically rotating it with power off. (Thank goodness I didn't need to call in the techs again!)

    Of course none of the above went smoothly. Probably 30 emails (one where I sent pictures) and a couple of dozen hours on the phone including repeatedly arranging appointments - me or my wife taking the day off - to have work done but the Dell technician never shows up and they arrange another appointment which gets rescheduled ad infinitum. Record is 4 times. Oh and if you forget to check that something's been done when they call you can guarantee you have to send it back because they fixed a secondary issue they caused but did not fix the original problem (eg. fixed laptop cover but not dust spot).

    Cheap laptop. Great when it works. WORST purchase I ever made. Biggest headache.

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  59. Apple's Quebecois Connection by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

    To wit: "ce n'est pas mon faute, c'est la faute des autres." It's a bureaucratic passing of the buck a la française. [Not a bad rhyme, and sums up Apple's position, quite nicely]

  60. typical for a computer manufacturer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    typical of a computer company right out of the Microsoft play book. Somehow it is inevitably the stupid user's fault that the design is FLAWED and testing is WEAK. I'll bet the things aren't even UL listed.

  61. Tin Whiskers? by jr0dy · · Score: 1

    What is Apple using for their solder joints these days? If they want to comply with a number of regulations the world over to remove lead from solder, it's probably tin. Unfortunately, tin solder has the nasty side effect of developing "tin whiskers" - microscopic threads that spontaneously grow off of tin solder joints, and no one seems to know why - all anyone knows is that when you put lead in solder, it doesn't do it. This has the obvious possibility of causing shorts as the whiskers contact other solder points; but there is also the possibility of spontaneous combustion. Tin whiskers have the possibility of becoming so small that they actual vaporize, leaving a super-conductive fine mist behind which has the possibility of causing an explosion. Therefore, if this is the cause, I would say Apple is justified in saying the explosions are caused by external forces, namely the government and the lobbyists that push for legislation like this. Sure, it looks good on the surface (less lead making it into ground water, etc.), but is the opportunity cost of this sort of havoc really worth it? I wholeheartedly have to say no.

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  62. Re: by t5itt3r · · Score: 1

    the iphone is Steve God's er..I mn Jobs' gift to man. If it explodes it probably means the you are not worth it. Of course if it were some other device/OS (read Microsoft) having this problem we would have seen tonnes of witty quips and cheap shots from stickman Justin Long by now.