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Windows 95 Turns 15

An anonymous reader writes "15 years ago on this day, Microsoft's then new Windows 95 was released. Among other things it moved users away from the archaic file manager and program manager to Windows explorer and the start menu. Compared to today's 'social desktop,' I'd much rather have the simpler and more sparse (pre-Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Explorer, though I do not like the (lack of) stability that Windows 95 offers. Of course if you were alive then, you've probably seen the commercials." I fondly recall downloading build after build and installing them. But within months of the official release, I switched to Linux.

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  1. I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had a buddy back in 94/95 who was constantly throwing OS/2 in my face. Hey, look at all the Windows I can have open, look at my clean interface, look at how much faster and more stable this runs that your Win 3.11, look at all these DOS sessions open simultaneously!

    Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass. And, for that, I say "Thank you, Bill Gates."

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    1. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, but OS/2 was still way better than Win95. Win95 was 32-bit "OS" bolted on DOS. OS/2 was 32-bit from the ground up. The Windows of today has more in common with OS/2 than it has with Windows 95.

    2. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Useful+Wheat · · Score: 1

      From wikipedia:
      "Official system requirements were an Intel 80386 DX CPU of any speed, 4 MB of system RAM, and 120 MB of hard drive space."

      I have porn that wouldn't run on this computer (Blue rays take a lot of processing power). Which brings me to my next point, the code name of "Chicago" was prescient. Seriously, named for political blustering and needless posturing. The windy city by virtue of people at each other's throats because of their beliefs.

      Yep. Perfect.

    3. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prat. OS/2 was a bloody good OS but needed decent hardwar to not be a complete dog, win95 was still running on top of DOS, still crashed, still had lots of compatibility issues, was always plagued with virii, had awful networking capabilities, couldn't handle more than 768M RAM etc etc.

    4. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      They'd dropped the codename because of all the "all blow and no go" jokes being made. It took Microsoft FOREVER to get the silly thing out and they rolled out a less stable product than the last RC they pushed out to the beta testers. And we won't go into the horrors they inflicted on the developer beta testers that got pre-betas... >;-D

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    5. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass. And, for that, I say "Thank you, Bill Gates."

      Well, then you still didn't understand the differences.

      Windows '95 was still vastly lagging behind OS/2 or Linux in terms of it's ability to truly multi-task and be more robust and stable.

      While '95 was an improvement, it was still a turd, and it still ran on top of DOS essentially. You kiddies that think you got something new and better than the rest of us already had are way wrong. It almost caught up, but it didn't exactly surpass..

    6. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a buddy back in 94/95 who was constantly throwing OS/2 in my face. Hey, look at all the Windows I can have open, look at my clean interface, look at how much faster and more stable this runs that your Win 3.11, look at all these DOS sessions open simultaneously!

      Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass. And, for that, I say "Thank you, Bill Gates."

      And thusly the lord elrous0 spaketh and set down into law what defined an operating system as good.

    7. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your buddy was right and you still are clueless.
      OS/2 was a much better OS than Windows 95. It had a better UI, it was a lot more stable, and was really a very modern OS.
      There are still some knowledgeable companies that are just now migrating the last of their systems off of OS/2

      Windows 95 was cheap. That was it's only real benefit. I hate to say it but the terms arrogant and ass would seem to bet apply to you and not your friend.
      That and Microsoft got the hardware manufactures to install it. Had IBM gotten everybody on board with OS/2 it would have one. In this case it was all marketing and you bought it.

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    8. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by h00manist · · Score: 1

      Many OS's were better and died or got very vew users. OS/2 and many others. It's necessary to study what makes an OS popular to gather some more share from Microsoft. I'd like to see a study of where all the MacOS users are coming from.

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    9. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by keeboo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass. And, for that, I say "Thank you, Bill Gates."

      No, it didn't.
      Windows 95 ran concurrent win 3.1 and DOS apps like shit. But I guess you forgot that.

    10. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 95 drove me to archive my fat partiton into a tar file on my linux one, and haven't looked back since.

    11. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0

      In 1995 I went off to Europe to work for 6 months. I threw my Linux box into the server room back in the US behind a rack and left it plugged in with no monitor and no keyboard. Used it every day from Europe to process my porn images, do C++ development, read usenet.

      I remember all the people talking about their super stable new Win 95 machines. At no time did I ever wonder if my Linux box was going to crash, and it never did. 4000 miles would be a long way to go just to push the little reset button. Win 95 couldn't be predicted to be running in an hour. It was a toy, for little babies.

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    12. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by niks42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, trust me we did work hard with OS/2 preloads to try to convince people that it was a good platform, but ultimately we lost out to a better, meaner, more willing to do the unethical and probably illegal, marketing machine.

    13. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by airfoobar · · Score: 5, Informative

      OS/2 wasn't out-competed by other products in the market -- it was tactically murdered by Microsoft to spite IBM (who had hugely invested in it) and put Windows in total control of the market.

      I kid you not. This played a huge part in the anti-trust lawsuit, and it's well-documented historical fact. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/368660.stm

      So, I wish your buddy could have continued throwing OS/2 in your face, because today we could definitely do with a bit more competition in the OS department.

    14. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jocknerd · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are right that OS/2 was way better than Win 95. However, IBM was always on board. It was Microsoft who sabotaged OS/2. You do know that Microsoft wrote the original versions of OS/2? But at the same time, they were working on Windows 3.0. When it was released and got popular, they basically bailed on OS/2. And left IBM to clean up the mess that Microsoft had created. IBM had mostly rewritten it by 1996 when OS/2 Warp 4 came out. But by then, it was too late.

    15. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      OS/2 was still the better OS, by ALOT. Its closed nature doomed its future, and there was alot of mistrust in IBM in the marketplace at the time, but in terms of stability w/ a gui inteface, it was unmatched. The OS lived on long past its best-before date in alot of utility devices like information terminals @ airports and kiosks, ABMs, and other devices into the mid-2000s.

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    16. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by dingen · · Score: 1

      OS/2 didn't get "very few users". It was a very mainstream operating system at its peak.

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    17. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the time AmigaOS 3.0 or 3.1 on a vanilla A4000 was way better than Win95 on a 486

      Many people forget this too.

      Unluckily commodore had already gone bankrupt and amiga was already fading away.

    18. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Pojut · · Score: 1

      True...but did OS/2 have Hover?

    19. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Win95 was 32-bit "OS" bolted on DOS. OS/2 was 32-bit from the ground up.

      Argh, not this again. Windows 95 used DOS basically as a bootloader and not much else.

      http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2007/12/24/6849530.aspx (Even references Slashdot bait, thanks to myths perpetuated on here).

      Once in protected mode, the virtual device drivers did their magic. Among other things those drivers did was "suck the brains out of MS-DOS," transfer all that state to the 32-bit file system manager, and then shut off MS-DOS.

    20. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by niks42 · · Score: 1

      btw the guys from AIX land in Austin were in the habit of visiting the CPDOS developers in Boca in 1986, to tell them that they already had a 32-bit OS that ran on i386, that could run multiple DOS windows and all that, and asking why were we spending enough money to launch the Hubble telescope (AND go repair it, as it happened) to develop something that we already could do with a Unix variant.

      They must be saying 'We told you so ...' now.

    21. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was even bundled with OEM machines. I remember Highscreen (Link German, as the brand was German) computers coming withi it.

    22. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 0

      W95 didn't give you that you idiot. NT did, or more properly, W2000 finally did, 7 years later.

    23. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but OS/2 was still way better than Win95. Win95 was 32-bit "OS" bolted on DOS. OS/2 was 32-bit from the ground up. The Windows of today has more in common with OS/2 than it has with Windows 95.

      Windows 95: n.
      32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

      http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/win2bit.html

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    24. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, it did use it as a bootloader. Question is: why didn't they write a propper bootloader in the first place then? Also, it damn well could use DOS drivers. The device manager complained about drivers in 16-bit mode, but it use them. It WAS a hybrid and not a full 32-bit OS.

    25. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      He was being sarcastic..

    26. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Google for 'thunking' and then get back to us. While it was mostly gone by the end of the 9x series, a lot of things in Windows 95 thunked to 16-bit code.

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    27. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by dave562 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The gay bars, duh! (I kid, I kid. I have a MBP and I don't swing that way).

    28. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Windows 95 was cheap. That was it's only real benefit.

      Yeah, apart from the single most important one - it ran more things that people wanted to run.

    29. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by bsdaemonaut · · Score: 1

      I think that depends on where you lived and what you did. Personally, I'm the only person I know that ran OS/2. Of course I'm also the only person I know that runs FreeBSD, so I guess that doesn't mean terribly much. I remember being pretty psyched that I could still run my WWiV BBS and (reliably) still make use of that computer.

    30. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 was cheap. That was it's only real benefit.

      And cheap on resources. I did try running OS/2, it could not run as lightweight as Win95. It felt like it was designed for a different machine than the one you were running. It was either designed too much with powerful servers in mind or it was ahead of its time, there and then it didn't fit well.

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    31. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ALOT

      You don't need to capitalise your errors, we can spot them without your help.

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    32. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      You'd be hard pressed to find a 15-year-old motherboard that could handle 768MB of RAM either. Also in Win95's defense, there were a lot fewer compatibility issues between Win3.1 software running on Win95 than between Win98 and XP. I've got a shelf full of games that won't run on XP without some flavor of emulation, but will run on both 3.1 and 95.

    33. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      True, but I'd like to know how many of those who bought a computer with OS/2 at that time actually kept it on their hard disk. It would not surprise me if after some situations of "oh, so I need Windows to get that software running which I just bought" most of the computers ended up with a pirated copy of Windows courtesy of a colleague/the son of a colleague/etc. OS/2 certainly was not a bad operating system, but it was very hard getting it to work with any kind of hardware which did not have drivers on the OS/2 installation disks. And most games which used DOS extenders etc. were not playable.

    34. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Study what makes an OS popular? It's already been done. Those exclusive contracts that Bill Gates got from all the vendors did it. One doesn't even need to look at any other of Gates unfair trade practices. There came a point where any vendor HAD to be able to offer MS - and Gates insisted that if they sold MS, they could ONLY sell MS.

      A few other little tricks reinforced those exclusive contracts - like donating a few million computers to high schools and colleges, so that students were indoctrinated into the Microsoft way of doing things. But, those contracts are the numero uno prime reason for MS "popularity".

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    35. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Informative

      It did, however, have a considerable amount of 16-bit code under the hood (to be fair, OS/2 was still running a 16-bit version of HPFS until version 4). Windows 95 was one big fat kludge, rushed out because MS was terrified that OS/2 was actually positioned to grab pack a substantial portion of the Windows market. It was an unstable monster, with horrible TCP/IP support. When they shipped Office 95, it too was basically a suite of 16-bit apps in a 32-bit wrapper, again, rushed out to keep WordPerfect and Lotus at bay. It wasn't until Windows 98 and Office 97 that things began to stabilize.

      Chicago was a triumph of vaporware and kludgeware over actual 32-bit operating systems. Microsoft was pushing it even before it had a working OS. I remember some of the pro-Microsoft magazines showing artists renderings of Chicago a year or more before the actual product was released, whole articles dedicated to something that didn't yet exist.

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    36. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by recoiledsnake · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What was wrong with DOS as the bootloader? The upside is that single user DOS mode could be used as a recovery console, even allowing you to run DOS based applications without loading the full Windows.

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    37. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had IBM gotten everybody on board with OS/2 it would have one.

      and if my aunt had a set of balls she would be my uncle...

      I get sick and tired of these comments full of "ifs" and "hads".

      They didn't.
      They lost.
      End of story.

    38. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by toastar · · Score: 1

      Funny win 95 was probably Microsoft released a new GUI that was actually considered an improvement over the previous version.

    39. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      I held out on OS/2 until 1997 or 1998. Many stuff worked perfectly well under OS/2 and with Win32S (anyone remember that) you bought some life when the first 32-bit programs came out.

      The DOS emulation was great. I remember playing Terror From The Deep flawlessly on OS/2 while having multiple other programs open.

      Incidentially, it was Word that forced me over to the 9x series. I was at University and they all started to use Word. I was still usinhg WP 5.1 and I couldn't exchange docs with them anymore. That is when I switched.

      In the early years of 95, all games stayed on the DOS platform and many of them ran just fine on OS/2. Yes, even with the DOS extenders.

      Now I'm full time Linux. I'm glad I left the Redmond experience behind me.

    40. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by swillden · · Score: 1

      I had a buddy back in 94/95 who was constantly throwing OS/2 in my face. Hey, look at all the Windows I can have open, look at my clean interface, look at how much faster and more stable this runs that your Win 3.11, look at all these DOS sessions open simultaneously!

      If I'd been around this conversation, I'd have shown you both my NeXTstation. OS/2 was a dog compared to that, and Win95 wasn't even comparable.

      I was writing DOS and Windows software at the time, and the contrast between the NeXTstep OS I used at home and what I had to use at work made me sad every morning. Then I went to work for IBM and started using OS/2... and promptly switched to Linux. As of yet, I still haven't found a reason to switch again, although I suspect I'd also be perfectly happy with NeXTstep's successor, OS X.

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    41. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by oPless · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh but you do. I've seen you at the gay bar and I have something to put in you ;)

    42. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      It is what it is. Win95, Win98, and WinME all sucked eggs because of legacy 16 bit crap. Add on the lack of any security model, and they were all buckets of shit. The ONLY thing that made them worthwhile, were the zillions of dollars worth of 3rd party developer time, spent forcing applications to sort of behave on the W9x systems. Sort of, almost, kind of behave, if you didn't mind a BSOD from time to time.

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    43. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by k8to · · Score: 1

      OS/2 crashed any time I copied more than 10 files at once.

      I'm sure that was driver stability, but that's the point. I had the most common Adaptec SCSI card at the time. Maybe Adaptec are idiots, but it worked great in win95.

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    44. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 2, Informative

      Initially, the programs that each was able to run weren't that dissimilar. There wasn't that much real 32-bit software, so most used the Win32S extensions, and OS/2 did a fairly good job of keeping up with Microsoft's constant changing of that library for some time. I think OS/2 ended up stopping support with Win32S 1.25a or something ... Win32S 1.30 started using very high virtual addresses that OS/2 couldn't handle.

      OS/2 came with a copy (or could use an existing copy) of Windows as its WinOS2 subsystem, it had a better virtual DOS machine than Windows 95 did for running/juggling DOS software, and both OS/2 and Win95 could reboot into a full DOS mode to run more difficult software (in OS/2's case, it was either a multiboot via Boot Manager to a real DOS, or you could set up a Dual Boot configuration where the boot sector was swapped on the fly in the same partition).

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    45. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM knows unethical better than any company this side of Bayer or Union Carbide.

    46. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Windows 94 ran fairly well on 4MB. OS/2 could run in 4MB, but it really wanted 8MB. That wasn't that uncommon in 1995, however. It was more of an issue in the OS/2 2.0 and 2.1 days (1992 and 1993) when folks were trying to run it on 386-class machines that were originally intended for Windows 3.1. Or DOS.

      There were some tricks you could perform with basic CONFIG.SYS settings to speed up processing (or rather, to prevent things like dynamic swap file resizing which was somewhat CPU and disk intensive) on lower memory machines.

      I ran OS/2 on a 486DX/33 with 8MB for some time (1992 until 1993 somewhere), and after I upgraded to 20MB the thing performed quite well. Initially I used it as a DOS program juggler, anyway. Telemate, SLiMeR, Stereo Shell, etc.

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    47. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. I used OS/2 back in that day. Windows 95 was far far less stable than OS/2. In fact OS/2's high point of sales was later in the 95 days. NT 3.51 / 4.0 OTOH was serious competition. I think OS/2 was far better but at least they were in the ballpark.

    48. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't. It was a protected mode OS in many parts. Remember IBM had decided that the OS/2 1.X series had to run on 286 machines. There was still some code left in OS/2 from those days I think until OS/2 4.X

    49. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Amouth · · Score: 1

      god i haven't heard that in a looooong time

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    50. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Higher social classes that spend substantial time at home on their computers:
      Students
      Home users
      Artists
      IT pros

    51. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>>>Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass.

      Not really. Because when my friends said how great Win9 was, I just replied, "Well of course Windows 95 is good. They copied the Macintosh desktop. If you copy greatness, then you get greatness..... albeit still just a copy of the original." The truly sad thing about Win95 is it took them a decade to reach the level of usability Apple Mac, Atari ST, and Commodore Amiga had in 85. Pathetic. These other companies were the innovators while MS consistently lagged years-and-years behind.
      .

      >>OS/2 was still way better than Win95. Win95 was 32-bit "OS" bolted on DOS

      Actually Win95 was just a shell on top of the 32-bit MS-DOS. For example you could substitute DR-DOS instead. If you were looking for an OS better than either Win95 or OS/2, you could have chosen Microsoft NT3 or NT4 instead.
      .

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    52. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      So did OS/2.
      When Windows 95 came out most people where using Windows to run DOS programs.
      It took a while for Windows software to replace DOS. About the only Windows 3 software I ran was Netscape.

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    53. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      "Yes, but OS/2 was still way better than Win95"

      Not in terms of interface. This is one thing that software developers of the era never got and the same reason linux didn't take off, you should copy interfaces of widely used programs or mimick them to ease the transition to your Operating system. I look at the progress linux has made from early versions to ubuntu and it's like night and fucking day in terms of usability.

    54. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you lost the battle where a proprietary hardware platform (PS/2, Mac, etc.) tried to compete with an open platform (where "clones" and unbranded boxes were perfectly legal).

    55. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was a big fan of OS/2 hence why I'm reading this. I worked in Waldensoftware in the early 90s and I have to tell you, when Windows 3.1 upgrade came up individuals lined up around the store to get it. The popularity of Microsoft is not just monopolistic contracts (though those helped a lot), the popularity is that other vendors don't want to support huge chunks of the market.

      Apple doesn't want the corporate market
      IBM couldn't even get it together with OS/2 but they didn't want the home market
      Linux doesn't want the computer incompetent

    56. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Ir remember reading that it had something like a 20% market share for a little while in both the desktop and server markets, and I remember hearing that it was the top-selling software via retail for a month or two, but I can't find definitive sources for the former.

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    57. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Software companies promote vaporware... News at 11.

    58. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I swing that way and don't own apple products, and have many friends that "swing that way" that don't own apple products.

    59. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      I used both MacOS 7 and OS/2 heavily at the time, as well as Windows 95, and Win95 really share all that much with the Mac. The Windows 95 desktop was MUCH closer to the OS/2 desktop (which had been on the market for over three years by that point) than it was with MultiFinder.

      Windows NT 3.1 (the first version released) was larger than OS/2, had a crappy DOS box (important at the time), and still used the Windows 3.1 Program Manager interface. No desktop icons as such.

      It really wasn't a very good general desktop OS compared to OS/2.

      Windows NT 4 changed the game on the 32-bit OS front, but not until much later on.

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    60. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I assume you were IBM back then. Then come on. OS/2 wasn't even available preloaded on your own computers. I bought an Ambra and I couldn't get OS/2 preloaded nor OS/2 support for the sound card on the Ambra motherboard. Your IBM resellers didn't carry or push OS/2. I had a bear of a time getting OS/2 1.3 until you had the direct order program. Also you wouldn't distribute in normal channels.

      IBM was talking out of both sides of their mouth the whole time they were pushing OS/2. Sun and Microsoft both stood behind their OSes 100%.

    61. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Filesystem would be the first to spring to mind. By using DOS, they limited themself to FAT (if you want to have the advantages you talk about) and we got the huge kludge they used to implement long filenames.

    62. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>It's necessary to study what makes an OS popular to gather some more share from Microsoft.

      Easy. The same thing that killed off the Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, and the Apple Macintosh (almost). Offices. They picked the IBM PC as their preferred platform in the early 80s, and it just continued steadily from there. And consumers of course bought what they had in the office, because it was familiar to them.

      TRS-80 was the #1 selling computer in the late 70s. Atari 400/800 held the mantle in 1982, followed by the mass-produced Commodore 64 (30 million units sold). But by 1987 IBM PC was the #1 machine and nobody else could touch it. The competition was driven into bankruptcy by the mid-90s (or in the case of Apple - almost bankrupted).

      And because IBM PC was successful, so too were PCDOS, MS-DOS and MS-windows, by default. See the chart for yourself:
      http://media.arstechnica.com/articles/culture/total-share.media/marketshare.jpg

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    63. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Howdy shit... after reading that bit I really hate Microsoft more:

      Some of the conditions that Microsoft presented to IBM for getting Windows 9x or NT4 licences were: "adopt Windows 95 as the standard operating system for IBM (for $3 discount per Windows 95 licence)"; agree that "Windows 95 is the only operating system mentioned in advertisement" (to gain a $1 MDA reduction); and "reduce, drop or eliminate OS/2" (which would be worth a total of $8 in MDA reduction).

      Gates, Ballmer and all Microsoft suckers should be in jail.

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    64. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Heck OS/2 1.3 was excellent. OS/2 2.0 was amazing. There was no mess. IBM just didn't stand behind it, they weren't onboard.

    65. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      I want to use OS/2 back in '95 back IBM priced it too high for me($250 I think).

      Ironically, MS is doing the same thing with Windows 7, simply priced too high for me. So I stick to XP and linux.

    66. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's put this very bluntly - the "Best" OS is not the one that is the most elegant or the fastest or the best looking (Not always). The "Best" OS is the one that is good enough to get what you want done, done. For some it was OS/2, for others today it is OSX or Linux (Linux for me) but for the vast majority, it is Windows. And Windows 95 was the first version of that that could honestly claim to be that... IMHO.

    67. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>OS/2 didn't get "very few users". It was a very mainstream operating system at its peak.

      Ha. The Commodore Amiga OS in the early 90s sold more units than IBM OS/2 during the same period, and yet nobody here would call the AmigaOS "mainstream". Both were minority OSes.

      As for ease of use, I copy this from a website as example: "Take the process required to install and configure a printer. Under Windows it was a simple two step process. Under OS/2 1.2 it required the user to perform unnatural acts:
            1. Install the device drivers.
            2. Set up a printer queue.
            3. Create a printer object.
            4. Associate the device driver with the printer object.
            5. Associate the print queue with the printer object.
            6. Set up the COM port configuration for a serial printer.
            7. Use the SPOOL command to redirect printer output to the desired port.
            8. Specify optional printer settings.
      "No wonder people thought OS/2 was difficult!" - http://www.databook.bz/?page_id=223

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    68. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by spiderbitendeath · · Score: 1

      Yes, but OS/2 was still way better than Win95. Win95 was 32-bit "OS" bolted on DOS. OS/2 was 32-bit from the ground up. The Windows of today has more in common with OS/2 than it has with Windows 95.

      I hope it would have more in common, the Windows of today was born from Microsoft's work developing OS/2 version 3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_NT#Development

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    69. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      From wikipedia: "Hover! is a video game that was included on the Microsoft Windows 95 operating system CD.[1] It was a showcase for the advanced multimedia capabilities available on personal computers at the time."

      Hahhahahahaha! Yeah right. I had similar games with equal visuals and sounds on my 1985 Commodore Amiga. I guess it is "advanced" for an IBM PC, but for owners of Ataris or Commodores it was ten years behind the curve.

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    70. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>What was wrong with DOS as the bootloader?

      Nothing in theory but Windows 95/98 were nowhere near as stable as the true 32-bit OS known as Windows NT 3.x/ 4.x. A single crashed program could freeze the whole OS (cooperative tasking rather than preemptive tasking).

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    71. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by serialband · · Score: 1

      I had both OS/2 & Windows 95 on my NCR 486dx2 PC that I upgraded to a Pentium 60. I did like the features of OS/2, but it crashed & froze much more for me on that system for some reason, probably because of that P60 CPU socket upgrade. I also worked for a year at IBM and OS/2 ran solidly and much better there. They did a lot more than Windows 95 without the daily reboots or weekly reboots of NT4. The GUI was actually quite fast and responsive on those IBM Pentium systems. It wasn't until Windows 2000, 5 years later, that Microsoft started having that same stability.

    72. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by dingen · · Score: 2

      I would say that at some point in time, AmigaOS could be considered a mainstream platform. Obviously not as dominant as Windows, but certainly not obscure or unknown.

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    73. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor

      Why do you call MS-DOS an 8 bit operating system? Wasn't it developed from the 86-DOS for 8086s? Well that's a 16 bit processor, so MS-DOS is a 16 bit OS.

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    74. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Trelane · · Score: 1

      If you're interested, "Systems Programming for Windows 95" is highly enlightening. It's still on my bookshelf, despite being pretty antiquated. It's interesting the convolutions they went through to be almost-but-not-quite DOS.

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    75. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      I was at Uni back in 94/95 and they did a student offer, I got OS/2 Warp for about £20 (with a free t-shirt!). I really liked it, but switched over to Windows 95 as Visual Basic & Visual C++ didn't run very happily on it.

      I now work in IT in the banking/insurance world and there was quite a bit of software developed on OS/2 back then. Some of it still in use (though very little).

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    76. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by h00manist · · Score: 1

      Hmm yes. Drivers and software compatibility. Easy of installation. Those are a killer. Around that time a friend of mine had an Atari computer, and constantly complained of no software. Although the Amiga died anyway, even though it ran PC and Mac software. Well I think it was hard to get those running.

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    77. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      ...Win95 DIDN'T really share all that much...

      Proofread, Rich. Proofread. :-)

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    78. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by dingen · · Score: 1

      Actually, Windows software ran quite well on OS/2, right from the start.

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    79. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did write a proper bootloader... and abandon backwards compatibility with 16-bit programs and drivers... it was called Windows NT (as pointed out in the linked article above you didn't read)

      The reason Windows 95 used DOS as a bootloader was to preserve backwards compatibility with 16-bit programs and drivers for an easy upgrade path. Did it not work?

    80. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Both Windows and OS/2 adhered to IBM's CUA guidelines, which means that basic menu structure and presentation and window behaviors followed the same pattern (unlike the MacOS).

      For the most part the differences while doing common operations were minimal between the two.

      OS/2, however, tended to provide a lot MORE options where Windows 95 provided minimal functionality. Maybe that was an issue for some. I personally liked the ability to lock icons on the desktop, to click "unarrange" after accidentally arranging them, to create shortcuts that were tracked across logical drives, etc.

      For someone familiar with both desktops, it really was no contest. OS/2 wins. You might have a point regarding PM and standard dialogs, however. Some of those were somewhat idiosyncratic, though I really did like both generations (spiral/vertical and colored/horizontal) of the OS/2 multi-tabbed dialog box.

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    81. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Win95 really share all that much with the Mac.

      Trashcan added to Win95? Check.
      Finder-style interface on Win95 (instead of the mess of windows on 3.1)? Check.
      Mac-style restart/shutdown procedure added to Win95? Check.

      They even copied the same, "It is now safe to switch off your computer" screen dialogue. The first time I used Windows95 I had to double check to make sure I had not accidentally sat in front of a Mac.

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    82. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you followed the Microsoft anti-trust trial, you would know that at least part of the reason for this was the fact that Microsoft denied IBM a Windows 95 license until the very last minute because IBM wanted to load OS/2 on some of its boxes. At that point in time, Windows had a very strong presence in the market, and MS was able to apply a lot of pressure to PC makers ... even IBM.

      FWIW, OS/2 1.x was a Microsoft-branded product for most of its life, and was somewhat crippled with the dated desktop and DOS "penalty box". Besides, IBM's push of OS/2 didn't start until the version 2.0 release in the spring of 1992.

      I think you're addressing a niche product and not the OS/2 that made serious inroads into Microsoft's marketshare and mindshare for the better part of four years.

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    83. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Under Windows it was a simple two step process. Under OS/2 1.2 it required the user to perform unnatural acts:

      Not to diss your choice of sexual positions / partners / proclivities but at least once you did that the printer almost always worked. Windows wasn't called "plug and pray" for nothing.

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    84. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, and MS-DOS was never written for a 4-bit processor. There's a reason we call them jokes instead of, say, encyclopedias.

    85. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Windows 95's desktop is almost a point-for-point clone of OS/2's WorkPlace Shell, and it has very little to do with the MacOS or MultiFinder. No top menu. Similar right mouse button operations to OS/2 (and this after Microsoft enthusiasts totally trashed OS/2 for using the right mouse button in the WPS for years). Windows followed the OS/2 pattern much more closely (they should ... Windows and OS/2 were once closely related). Restart/shutdown existed in OS/2 for years previous. Etc.

      Just use the two. The WorkPlace Shell and MultiFinder both predate Win95 by some years, but it's the WPS which is much closer in basic operation, layout, ceonventions, decorations, and other respects to Windows 95. Not the Mac.

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    86. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by h00manist · · Score: 1

      OS/2 didn't get "very few users". It was a very mainstream operating system at its peak.

      Indeed I remember seeing many job ads for OS2 programmers, and many corporations having adopted it. Small businesses and home users however mostly used the cheaper clones and dos/windows.

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    87. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by westlake · · Score: 1

      Your buddy was right and you still are clueless.
      OS/2 was a much better OS than Windows 95. It had a better UI, it was a lot more stable, and was really a very modern OS.Windows 95 was cheap. That was it's only real benefit.

      It's disingenuous to complain that Win 95 had the pricing and behavior of a mass-market consumer OS.

      Win 95 was a mass-market consumer OS.

      The Microsoft OS typically runs well on hardware that is mid-line at introduction and entry-level a year or so later.

      Retailers love this - and so do shoppers.

      There is lots of product on the shelves, it moves quickly, and there are good deals to be had at every price point.

      Microsoft had fifteen years of experience in the home and SOHO markets.

      The OEM system install is all-important here.

      Users are on a tight budget - backwards compatibility inspires the confidence to make a big new investment in hardware and software.

      Video and sound must work out of the box.

    88. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      IBM was a multiheaded monster at the time. IBM PSP (Person Software Products) was completely on board, at least as far as I could see from the outside, but IBM PCCO (the PC Company) was not. Different divisions, and somewhat different goals.

      IBM PCCO wanted to move hardware as its primary goal, and Windows was not seen as a competitor by many in that division. It was a sales lubricant. Preloading Windows on PCs resulted in hardware sales. Another case of most customers preferring the defacto standard operating system they knew to one which was outside of their experience.

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    89. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

      >>>What was wrong with DOS as the bootloader?

      Nothing in theory but Windows 95/98 were nowhere near as stable as the true 32-bit OS known as Windows NT 3.x/ 4.x. A single crashed program could freeze the whole OS (cooperative tasking rather than preemptive tasking).

      Actually..... Windows 95 only cooperatively multi-tasked 16 bit applications. 32 bit applications under Windows 95 were always preemptively multi-tasked.

    90. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Actually the push started with 1.3.1. IBM slashed the price from $250ish to $99 and freewared a whole bunch of internal software on their BBSes.... They were going after the tech crowd at that point and breaking free of OS/2 as a niche product. Certainly 2.0 was the first release in most software stores. But what I said applied then too.

      As for OS/2 on boxes. They did that on their Microchannel line, which always sold with OS/2 or Windows. Why not on their high end generic line (Ambra) or low end generic (don't remember name)? IMHO the Microchannel people were worried about the lower end hardware cannibalizing sales. Ambra which dollar for dollar which was a better machine was a threat in the hardware department.

      And no IBM could have just paid the penalty and gotten a worse price on Windows. Then IBM machines would be OS/2 with an optional cost upgrade to Windows. That would have shown commitment on IBM's part. And if they were going to give into extortion go public with the extortion. Show video on the 6 pm news.

      Certainly what Microsoft did was unethical and illegal. But when IBM didn't ship OS/2 on its own boxes that was throwing in the towel. Could you imagine Scott McNealy or Larry Ellison caving like that?

    91. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I used OS/2 for several years, and there were *lots* of DOS and Win1 programs it couldn't run, or couldn't run well, that ran fine on Windows 95 (or, at worst, by booting to straight DOS). This was particularly true of games, as it was also the era of DOS4GW and other extenders, and begin to push the limits of hardware capabilities.

    92. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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    93. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by ITBurnout · · Score: 1

      The way I always interpreted it is that MS-DOS is the 16-bit patch to CP/M, the 8-bit operating system.

    94. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      IBM PSP (Person Software Products) was completely on board, at least as far as I could see from the outside, but IBM PCCO (the PC Company) was not. Different divisions, and somewhat different goals.

      I'd agree with that somewhat. PSP saw it as a product. They didn't comprehend they were attacking the largest software company in the world on their home turf and the kinds of resources that would require.

      It would be like if the US declared war on Russia and showed up with 1000 troops to the first battle. Where we really committed?

    95. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Heck yes. It wasn't until IE 4.5 that Windows got the ability to organize the desktop the way you always could with WPS. And by IE 6 they removed those features.

      I don't have nearly the shell functionality today I had in 1993.

    96. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Windows 95 did - contrary to IBM's claims - a better job of running Windows and DOS programs.

    97. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by BUL2294 · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how much 16-bit code was in Win95... Scandisk, disk defragmenter, DriveSpace compression all were 16-bit Windows code. (And let's not forget the DOS programs that were needed like FDISK & the DOS version of Scandisk). To make matters worse, all of these utilities existed as such in Win98 & WinME as well... They had serious problems with hard drives beyond 64GB (MS did come up with fixes for 98 & ME) and couldn't be used with 48-bit LBA hard drives (>137GB)--sizes that weren't uncommon in 2001 before XP was released...

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    98. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no. It barely ran DOS games without having to restart in DOS. It ran Windows applications, but so did OS/2. OS/2 did in fact run Windows apps so well (IBM even advertised it as a better Windows than Windows) that few people bothered writing applications for it, and around 1997/98 and Windows 98, applications more and more switched from win32s (small) to the full win32 API, which was not supported by OS/2 dues to a terminated license agreement. OS/2 also ran DOS programs better than Windows. It had much better DOS mode with real protection and multi-tasking (it even allowed me to run Rise of the Triad which I could not get to run under regular DOS as I did not have enough RAM, but under OS/2 it ran due to virtual memory). I addition OS/2 ran (the few existing) OS/2 applications, so OS/2 ran everything Windows did, everything DOS did and everything OS/2 did. It really did much more, but was much more expensive than Windows 95/98 and by the time price on windows went up, applications were increasingly incompatible with OS/2. So in conclusion, your explanation is bullshit; the only reason is that Windows was cheap and excellently marketed.

    99. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Apple comment? Maybe. Doubtful, but maybe.
      Linux comment? Pretty true. I try to be helpful myself, but the truly incompetent can test my patience.

      The IBM comment seems off base to me. You're forgetting and/or neglecting all the other posts right here in this discussion, pointing out that Microsoft was a partner in OS/2. Microsoft kind of sabotaged OS/2 development, so that they could go their own way with Windows. To be honest, Microsoft's treatment of OS/2 was actually less dishonest and unethical than some of their other moves. Even so, it really wasn't right.

      Had Microsoft honored all their commitment to work together with IBM, OS/2 could have been everything that Windows became. Probably would have, too.

      Of course, if Unix hadn't been sold off several times, and ended up in the hands of those incompetent bankrupted circus freaks, THAT may well have been the OS of choice, instead of Windows.

      Impossible to say what would have been - but I think we can all agree that Bill Gates managed to stack the deck.

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    100. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I really don't know why that is so hard for folks to get. I had both Win95 and OS/2 back in the day and while I liked the desktop and design of OF/2, I spent a good 90% of my time in win95, why? Because a good 95% of the software I needed was designed and worked better in win95!

      I'll get hate for pointing this out, but it is the same thing I see today with Linux. if all you need to do is surf the web, maybe edit a few documents, well then Linux is fine and dandy. The problem is there is always at least one piece of software the customer will consider a "must have" that simply won't run on Linux, or won't run without jumping through flaming hoops like WINE. Be it the software that came with their digicam, iTunes, some game they love, there always seems to be something that makes Linux a non starter.

      That is one thing, even though I really dislike the Ballmer monkey, I gotta give him props for. His whole pushing for "developers developers developers" made sure there was tons of software for Windows. You name the market, there are dozens of software programs you can choose from to do that job. While Apple has the proprietary apps as well, Steve has made it clear they simply don't want anything to do with the lower markets. And without those proprietary apps that folks consider a "must have" it makes Linux just too hard a sale for the non geek crowd.

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    101. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A little truncation is required...

      Linux doesn't want the computer

      Fixed.

    102. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

      Yep, combine OS/2 with the PS/2 architecture, which was essentially plug-n-play as we know it today, and you had an awesome system. Unfortunately IBM had so much internal strife at the time combined with pure greed that it never really had a chance.

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    103. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      If OS/2 had been 32 bit from the ground up, Microsoft and IBM might have continued to work on it together for a little longer.

      OS/2 1.0 was entirely 16 bit, using the 80286's gad-owful segmented memory scheme. 2.0 had significant sections rewritten so that native 32 bit apps could be run, but it still had to carry the 16 bit legacy code to the finish.

      The difference between it and Windows was that OS/2 never had to run on anything less than an 80286. For all of its faults, the 80286 brought with it proper virtual memory and privilege levels, something lacking in the original 8088 that Windows 1.0 was designed to run on. While support for the 8088 may have been dropped by the introduction of Windows 3.1, applications still expected to live in an environment without memory protection, which is what hampered Windows 95.

      As far as my first comment goes, Bill Gates was reportedly pissed at IBM for choosing the 80286 as the base CPU for OS/2, and hated the extent to which both parties coded around the faults of that CPU architecture. Add that to the culture clash in terms of the respective company's attitudes towards coding, and Microsoft was looking for an out. Microsoft started a project that was going to be OS/2 Version 3, which would be the first entirely 32 bit version of OS/2, while IBM made OS/2 version 2 that would support the 32 bit APIs but still contain significant amounts of 16 bit code. This initial fragmentation became permanent when Microsoft's own engineers, including Dave Cutler, advocated for throwing away OS/2 altogether, and Microsoft terminated the agreement. "OS/2 version 3" became, in a long winded way, Windows NT, and the released versions 3 and 4 of OS/2 were actually based on OS/2 version 2.

      What made OS/2 better than Windows was memory protection. They were both 16 bit. And OS/2 versions 2, 3, and 4 were, like Windows 95, operating systems with 32 bit APIs built upon upgraded versions of what were originally 16 bit platforms.

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    104. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that word means what you think it means...

      –adjective, superl. of good with better as compar.
      1. of the highest quality, excellence, or standing: the best work; the best students.
      2. most advantageous, suitable, or desirable: the best way.

      You used the phrase "good enough."
      In fact there is a different word that means what you are saying: adequate.

      Yes, Windows is adequate for most home users. This does not mean it is best for those users.

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    105. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's actions regarding OS/2 1.x *did* do some serious harm. For example, the super expensive SDK for OS/2 1.x was a very sore point for some developers even a decade after that episode happened, and some of them refused to consider OS/2 2.x and later even though it was almost completely rewritten by IBM at that point and MS was out of the picture.

      OS/2 *was* everything that Windows became in most technical respects. It lacked the mainstream application and much of the mainstream driver support that Windows enjoyed, and as Win95 because more popular the WinOS2 subsystem just wasn't enough, but in purely technical grounds it was a very successful platform.

      People forget that some of us were running software like Visio 4 Pro, Photoshop 3.04, and QUicken for Windows on a Warp desktop. All mainstream programs, and all very well supported until OS/2 ... until (at least in Photoshop's case) a WinOS2 update broke PS 3.05.

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    106. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      Just have to point out here that Apple basically stole the Macintosh from Xerox.

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    107. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Later on, after IBM decided they were effectively dropping the platform, they jacked the prices way up, but the initial pricing was extremely competitive. in 1992, OS/2 2.0 was a US$49 "upgrade" for all Windows users, and a $99 upgrade for all DOS users regardless of DOS flavor.

      That's how I got into the fold ... I was running Windows 3.0 at the time, so $49 ... no problem! :-) I had to become intimately familiar with my floppy drive in order to install the dern thing (it was 20 or 25 floppies, I think), and I remember posting on RIME Software Reviews to that effect, but the end result was really cool ... even though the OS/2 2.0 WorkPlace Shell was relatively ugly compared to later incarnations, the magical DOS-juggling MVDM subsystem was all there in its full glory. Running DOS software was never the same again ... I didn't have to use TSRs like Invisible Link anymore or Telemate to transfer files "in the background" (and Windows was really awful with 9600bps modems or faster).

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    108. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      No, I couldn't imagine Scott McNealy or Larry Ellison caving in like that, but neither Sun nor Oracle were the multi-headed Hydra that was (and is) IBM.

      I loved IBM's EWS (Employee Written Software) program. Some good stuff there, most long since forgotten. I remember a good virtual desktop utility (not as nist as 9Lives, tho), and I know I used a few dozen EWS programs off and on.

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    109. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Older DOS extenders that used stuff like VCPI didn't work. New ones using EMS, XMS, or DPMI did for the most part. DOS4GW was largely a nonissue.

      Doom had an issue with the sound code they contracted out near the end of the development cycle (early betas of the game worked fine, as do subsequent rewrites based on the source like Doom Legacy), and programs like C&C had issues with the CD detection code, but the former situation wasn't all that that common, and the latter was more common.

      People forget that most of those also failed to run under Windows 95 unless you ran them in a dedicated DOS session. You could do the same thing with OS/2 via Dual Boot to DOS or simply booting to a separate partition, but most folks were willing to complain about it not working than actually trying to solve the issue. That isn't OS/2's fault, that's partisanship and/or laziness.

      By "Win1," I suspect you mean Windows 3.x. the 16-bit programs almost all ran (and they should ... WinOS2 was a copy of Windows 3.1 that was recompiled from the original source and re-engineered as a DPMI client. There were very few programs outside of system utilities, and that didn't use the Win32S 32-bit extention-of-the-month-club DLL, that wouldn't run.

      Win32S was the thorn in OS/2's side until maybe 1996 or so when real 32-bit software became much more common, and Odin never really was able to run more than just a few 32-bit programs (IrfanView for 32-bit Windows ran fine, and some older things like RealPlayer, but I never did get much more to work).

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    110. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      A single crashed program could freeze the whole OS (cooperative tasking rather than preemptive tasking).

      Windows 95 pre-emptive multitasked 32-bit applications. Only 16-bit applications were co-operatively multitasked.

    111. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      With all due respect, Windows 95 did not exist when IBM made that claim in the 1992-1993 timeframe.

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    112. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Filesystem would be the first to spring to mind. By using DOS, they limited themself to FAT (if you want to have the advantages you talk about) and we got the huge kludge they used to implement long filenames.

      You sound like someone complaining Windows 95 wasn't Windows NT. Clearly, you weren't the target audience, for whom compatibility and relatively low-end hardware were constraining factors.

    113. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      It WAS a hybrid and not a full 32-bit OS.

      If you had a full regiment of 32-bit drivers and applications, then the amount of 16-bit code actually being used in Windows 95 was negligible to the point of irrelevance.

    114. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass

      Windows 95 - the easiest way for nerds to come out of the closet.

    115. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 was my first use of the phrase "It doesn't suck as much as I thought it would."

      Yes, it still sucked badly in many places, but it did quite a lot of things so much better than in the past. Much improved and very usable UI and it was clearly now an OS instead of a thin shell over DOS. Of course it was saddled with backwards compatibility issues, which is why it couldn't just toss it all out and start from scratch with a pure 32-bit OS. Best was when the W95 style UI made its way to Windows NT.

    116. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM's major marketing effort for OS/2 at tradeshows was to show off how a CP/M-86 disk could be made to run inside a virtual machine. Microsoft presented new software that made use of Windows 95 interface; IBM aimed for all the people desperate to run decade old copies of Wordstar on simulated floppies.

    117. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      I'm not in the Minneapolis area anymore. Need to update my web site ... it's six years out of date. A lot of code and new languages have flowed under the bridge since then. ;-)

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    118. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 was cheap. That was it's only real benefit.

      Well, it was better than Win3.1 and it was more Mac-like (a moniker they still chase to this day).

    119. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Yup, this eventually became true, but you perhaps forget that some of us were running OS/2 when the ONLY viable alternative on x86 hardware was Windows 3.x, perhaps with WinTools or Norton Desktop installed for those of us geeky enough to want to use a different desktop and filemanager.

      Some folks did use things like DesqView/X or PC/GEOS, but I don't think either had much market share.

      Linux in 1992-1993 was mainly diskette distros like SLS (SoftLanding Software) or Yggdrasil (or via mail order on a Colorado JUMBO 120 tape!), and I never could get X to work with my Diamond Stealth VRAM card. Thank goodness the SpeedStar 64 I replaced it with was a largely unmodified CL5343 card. OS/2 liked that one. :-)

      For me, Linux wasn't useful until Slack first came out, and I admit I was slow. It wasn't until 3.1 that I took a serious look at it, but then again I was happy with my Win_WinTools, PC/GEOS, and OS/2 setup.

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    120. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Oh well then I guess it was more advanced than Classic Mac OS after all (which never had preemptive tasking).

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    121. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and since there were Amigas in the labs when OS/2 was created, it was obviously superior.

    122. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      (1) I was implying that it was a lousy joke. :-) Why? Because it makes no sense.

      (2) Here's the lineage:

      CP/M-86 (16 bit)
      86-DOS (16 bit)
      MS-DOS 1.0 (16 bit) - fork - MS-DOS 2.0 (which was a from-scratch rewrite and had nothing remaining of previous OSes).

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    123. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Give me an example of:

      IBM making a serious push for the home market. Even something as small as the "Dude you are getting a Dell" campaign Dell used to change their image.

      I don't disagree had Microsoft honored their commitments things would have been easier. But Microsoft was honoring their commitments from OS/2 1.0-1.3 and the product flubbed. It wasn't until Microsoft walked that IBM brought out 1.3.1 and started to actually try and sell OS/2.

    124. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      >>>How do you fit that Amiga up your ass at night?

      I don't. Amigas have holes. Didn't you ever take sex ed, or at least take a look at playboy? Oh wait... maybe you don't know spanish.

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    125. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jbolden · · Score: 1

      IBM is still like that. The divisions might as well be separate companies. I recently had a taste of it when they were bidding on a contract I was running.

      But anyway you see my point about what I mean by IBM not standing behind OS/2. Look arguably they aren't standing behind DB2, either so it isn't that atypical.

    126. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Windows 95 finally gave me the ability to rub his arrogant face right in my ass. And, for that, I say "Thank you, Bill Gates."

      Butt screen of death?

    127. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Microsoft bought QDOS from the Seattle Computing Club. I don't know what it was running on, but the original IBM PC had a chip that was 16 bits internally and 8 externally (the 8088). Some of the components were still for 8-bit code; the very first version of BASIC for the thing was the 8080 version reassembled, and ran a bit slower than its 8-bit counterpart.

      CP/M-86 was based on an 8-bit OS, and there are definite similarities between CP/M and early MS-DOS.

      The 8-bit 8080 that the 8086/8088 extended was an extension of the 8008 (which as far as I know never had any sort of disk OS written for it, but I'm likely to be wrong), which was an extension of the 4-bit 4004, which is doubtless the 4-bit chip mentioned. It was intended as something of a general controller chip, after which Intel realized they had a baby microprocessor.

      Modern Intel chips are descendants of the 4004, through the 8008, 8080, 8085, 8086, and so forth. I find that a bit disturbing.

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    128. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Ah, the myth persists.

      In fact Windows 95 was a full 32 bit pre-emptive multitasking operating system with virtual memory.

      However, the part of the system called the GDI (graphical device interface) was carried over almost verbatim from Windows 3.1. The GDI handled all of the low level graphics and was a 16 bit subsystem and it was also not fully re-entrant. The GDI expected only cooperative multitasking (effectively just one big process) and it expected every process's GDI data to be in the same address space.

      The way Microsoft made the GDI work in a 32 bit environment involved a semaphore which a 32 bit process had to grab before it could use the GDI. If a process died or hung while it owned the semaphore, the effect was that the display would appear to freeze as all the other processes would go into a wait state as soon as they tried to do anything with the graphics. If you could figure out a way to kill the process with the semaphore without any visual feedback, you could actually rescue the apparently hung system.

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    129. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      That is for the most part true. Thing is that when Windows 95 came out those programs where for the most part DOS and not yet Windows.
      Windows 95 sucked less than Windows 3.11 but that isn't saying a lot.
      Honestly the only two windows programs that I had to use when Windows 95 came out was...
      Trumpet WinSock and Netscape. Everything else that was a must use was DOS.
      OS/2 wasn't at the top of my list only because it cost too much and was not in wide spread use.
      Some of our users used it and loved it and frankly it was a much better OS than Windows 95.
      Also the Native OS/2 software that was available tended to be very good compared to the Windows Software available at the time.
      In the end the quality of an OS shouldn't be determined by the ability to run a DOS program.
      As to your comment about Linux today. Yep that is the gotcha. There is always one program that you can not seem to live without and it will run on Windows.
      That is how Microsoft stays in business.
      And that is why the fear web based apps so much.

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    130. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the real world. Ugly, isn't it?

    131. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by dooby_Monster · · Score: 0

      wish it where still like this. At least it makes troubleshooting far easier than it currently is.

    132. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Oh believe me, fellow tinkerer, I know of which you speak. One of the things I miss about the old win9x was the way you could go into DOS and strip it down like a used Buick and hot rod the hell out of it. While everyone else ran the sucky windesktop I was running Blackbox WM (remember THAT one?) with Midnight Commander for my file manager. While I love the fact that my windows 7 is rock solid stable you just can't really tinker with its guts like you can Win9x or win3.x before it. BTW you can STILL get rid of the shell in Windows, just use Aston Shell and you can customize the look and feel to be anything you want. I have kinda a cross between windows 7 and Mac on my XP box, and aston actually uses less resources than the standard shell.

      But as far as Linux goes, while I like to play with it occasionally working retail I'd say the problem is the lack of the "must have" apps. Every customer that walks through the door has some program be it iTunes, their digicam app, Quickbooks/Quicken, some "must have no matter what" that is either impossible or a major PITA to get running on Linux. As long as the apps folks use everyday aren't available on Linux then windows will continue to dominate. While I would love to see that change with RMS and the FSF complete and total hatred for all things proprietary I doubt that will ever happen. The big corps won't release their code, and Linux will never make it easy for those that don't to run their apps, like the lack of a hardware ABI for drivers and a Linux standard that allows the "write once, run for years" like you have on Windows and Macs.

      Damned shame, because the KDE and GNOME desktops are getting pretty nice, but like I had with OS/2, it doesn't really matter how nice your desktop is if the software you need to work won't run on it.

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    133. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      OS/2 didn't get "very few users". It was a very mainstream operating system at its peak.

      Indeed I remember seeing many job ads for OS2 programmers, and many corporations having adopted it. Small businesses and home users however mostly used the cheaper clones and dos/windows.

      I worked for a large organisation with a several thousand OS/2 workstations deployed, though I wasn't in a position where I had to use it. From the perspective of the users it lost out for fairly trivial reasons. It had the habit of stacking icons in folders so that the user had to manually move icons around to find the application they needed. It took forever to start up, though that probably had more to do with IT overloading the hardware, both on the client and in their infrastructure.

      They had an IBM centric system. Even the public facing web server was part of Lotus Notes. The whole stack worked but it had a subtle stink and it got dropped eventually.

    134. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      People forget that most of those also failed to run under Windows 95 unless you ran them in a dedicated DOS session. You could do the same thing with OS/2 via Dual Boot to DOS or simply booting to a separate partition, but most folks were willing to complain about it not working than actually trying to solve the issue. That isn't OS/2's fault, that's partisanship and/or laziness.

      Or maybe they just didn't have a copy of DOS to boot to...

      "You can always just boot to DOS" is not really a compelling argument as to why OS/2 was as good, when DOS was an extra expense to have, required you to have a FAT-formatted partition, etc, etc.

      By "Win1," I suspect you mean Windows 3.x. the 16-bit programs almost all ran (and they should ... WinOS2 was a copy of Windows 3.1 that was recompiled from the original source and re-engineered as a DPMI client. There were very few programs outside of system utilities, and that didn't use the Win32S 32-bit extention-of-the-month-club DLL, that wouldn't run.

      Yes, I meant Win16, and there were plenty of things that didn't run in WinOS/2. Not to mention it, similarly, required the additional purchase of Windows 3.x.

    135. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Ironically, MS is doing the same thing with Windows 7, simply priced too high for me. So I stick to XP and linux.

      Allowing for inflation, Windows 7 costs the same as XP did.

    136. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Trashcan added to Win95? Check.
      Finder-style interface on Win95 (instead of the mess of windows on 3.1)? Check.
      Mac-style restart/shutdown procedure added to Win95? Check.

      Well, when you set your standards for what counts as a "copy" so ludicrously low, anything counts as one.

      They even copied the same, "It is now safe to switch off your computer" screen dialogue. The first time I used Windows95 I had to double check to make sure I had not accidentally sat in front of a Mac.

      Wow. Even though they have nothing in common other than somewhat similar wording ? Do you have a similar reaction whenever you sit down in front of _every_ OS that has a shutdown procedure ?

    137. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I hope it would have more in common, the Windows of today was born from Microsoft's work developing OS/2 version 3.

      No, the Windows of today *is* what would have been OS/2 3.0. What eventually became the OS/2 3.0 (and later) that people know was a further development of OS/2 2.0, which has - for all intents and purposes - nothing in common with Windows NT at all (as even a cursory architectural comparison will show).

    138. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck me is John hudson posting here now?

    139. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      If I'd been around this conversation, I'd have shown you both my NeXTstation. OS/2 was a dog compared to that, and Win95 wasn't even comparable.

      Of course, you could probably have bought somewhere between 5 and 10 PCs running OS/2 or Windows 95 for the same cost as a NeXTStation capable of running NeXT well...

    140. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by initialE · · Score: 1

      It would have been interesting if Windows continued using DOS as a bootloader, upgrading DOS to support 32, 64 bit, TCP/IP natively, NTFS and other improvements as they came along. However it would make Windows in itself, a separate product, one that could be replaced with any other GUI, and opening a market that Microsoft would rather keep closed. Ah well. (returns from alternate universe)

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    141. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by swillden · · Score: 1

      Of course, you could probably have bought somewhere between 5 and 10 PCs running OS/2 or Windows 95 for the same cost as a NeXTStation capable of running NeXT well...

      Absolutely wrong. My NeXTstation cost slightly less than the best deal I could find on a comparable 486... and the comparable 486 included a dot matrix printer rather than the laser printer I got with the NeXTstation. The total cost for the computer and laser printer was around $3500, IIRC. That's a very expensive computer these days, but it was a very competitive price in 1991.

      That was with an educational discount of course. Without that, it would have been closer to $5K. But that still only gets you to at most 1.5 PCs.

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    142. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't it called "compatibility"?

    143. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      What proportion of owners ever loaded their Workbench disk though? Most people just played games which bypassed the OS completely.

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    144. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by dingen · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but then again, I think most people used DOS just as a launcher for their applications and games too. In the days I had Windows 3.x sitting on my hard disk, I don't think I actually started it up more than once a month.

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    145. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The games still ran on AmigaOS though (the Kickstart and CLI), so even game players were still running the operating system.

      Workbench 1 and 2 were really just a separate program, not the core OS (similar to how Windows 1-3 were program shells for MSDOS).

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    146. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>The GDI handled all of the low level graphics and was a 16 bit subsystem and it was also not fully re-entrant. The GDI expected only cooperative multitasking

      So Windows95 was NOT preemptive. It still had that cooperative tasking core which could bring down the whole system (not a crash - just non-responsive to the user). On Microsoft's site they claim it's preemptive for 32 bit and cooperative for 16 bit, but apparently they aren't telling the whole truth (no surprise).

      The 32 bit tasks are still having to operate with the old 16 bit graphics drivers, and therefore they are forced to downgrade to cooperative tasking during screen updates.

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    147. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      So:

      Mac was copied by OS/2, and OS/2 was copied by IBM's partner Microsoft

      QED Mac was copied by Microsoft. That's why when I first sat in front of Win95 I said outloud (literally), "I feel like I'm using my Macintosh." Not an exact clone, no, but close enough to surprise me. There was almost-zero learning curve because there was no significant difference.

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    148. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      They're MY standards and I can set them as low as I desire. When I first sat in front of Win95 I said outloud, "I feel like I'm using my Macintosh." Not an exact clone, no, but close enough to surprise me. There was almost-zero learning curve because there was no significant difference jumping from Mac to Win95.

      In fact that's why I eventually abandoned Mac. I decided because there's no real difference in the desktop, I might as well go from my Quadra to a Windows 98 machine.
      .

      >>>Do you have a similar reaction whenever you sit down in front of _every_ OS that has a shutdown procedure?

      You say that and demonstrate you probably don't even remember 1995. TODAY it's commonplace, but prior to 1995 shutdown procedures were rare. Mac was the only OS I had ever encountered with a shutdown procedure. So it was surprise to see it suddenly appear somewhere other than a Mac, and with the exact same wording.

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    149. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      True. Except: It's not stealing if you pay for it.

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    150. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And those VxD drivers were... wait for it... DOS programs! In DPMI.

    151. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      They're MY standards and I can set them as low as I desire.

      Well, sure, but it pretty much nullifies anything you have to say when your standards are so superficial that they basically define every GUI known to man as a copy of the Macintosh.

      There was almost-zero learning curve because there was no significant difference jumping from Mac to Win95.

      There are, in fact, many differences between MacOS and Windows. The Taskbar is, of course, the most prominent, but there's also basic window manipulation (maximise vs expand, minimise vs hide or shade, resize from anywhere vs corner), application behaviour (window-centric vs app-centric model, closing windows vs quitting apps), multitasking (pre-emptive vs co-operative, switching windows vs switching app + switching window), launching apps (Start Menu vs finding them on the hard disk or manual population of the Apple Menu), keyboard accessibility (comprehensive - though this was inherited from Windows 3.x - vs very little), file management (split-pane tree+file list vs per-folder windows) and the Desktop folder (single location vs multiple).

      That's just the differences off the top of my head in the *GUI*, without even firing up one of my old Macs to compare. I'm sure if I wanted to sit down and think about it I could find even more in the GUI, and definitely many in the lower level parts of the system (eg: dynamic vs static disk cache, memory protection, threading, multitasking).

      However, the point is that none of these are "insignificant" differences unless your point of reference is so vague as to capture every known platform with a GUI. Certainly any one of them, alone, is probably sufficient to cause the average user confusion (witness people who have trouble just going from one version of Windows to the next, despite the fundamental GUI being basically unchanged since Windows 95).

      You say that and demonstrate you probably don't even remember 1995. TODAY it's commonplace, but prior to 1995 shutdown procedures were rare. Mac was the only OS I had ever encountered with a shutdown procedure. So it was surprise to see it suddenly appear somewhere other than a Mac, and with the exact same wording.

      Any UNIX machine would have a shutdown procedure. Windows NT had one. NeXT had one. OS/2 had one. RiscOS had one. Heck, I'm pretty sure even AmigaOS and Atari's TOS had one. Pretty much any system with a write-back disk cache would have had some sort of "shutdown procedure" to ensure buffers were properly flushed.

      The idea of a "shutdown procedure" being so unique to the Mac in 1995 as being indicative of a "copy", is just plain wrong. Indeed, one could easily make a more compelling argument that even Windows 3.x had a "shutdown procedure" in having to exit it back to DOS.

    152. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Well, not really.

      Most games had a custom bootblock on the disk, and usually the first thing it did was disable multitasking. Sometimes the OS disk access code was used but because of copy protection most games used their own. At that point the game controls everything and the OS is overwritten in RAM. Early assemblers would compile code to be loaded at a specific memory address, relocatable modules only becoming common in games later on.

      You have to remember that most of the programmers were coming from 8 bit platforms where the OS was basically just a few documented ROM calls which most games ignored anyway. The A500 only had 512k RAM too so programmers saw the OS as a waste of memory. Even if they could have used OS functions they could save memory by writing their own.

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    153. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Indeed, my bad. I got it confused with the Cube.

      Thought I would argue that a B&W, 8MB-RAM, 25Mhz '040 wouldn't have run NeXTSTEP particularly well...

    154. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by swillden · · Score: 1

      I would argue that a B&W, 8MB-RAM, 25Mhz '040 wouldn't have run NeXTSTEP particularly well...

      It ran quite well, actually. Very smooth and responsive -- which was yet another way it was superior to OS/2. Win95 was snappy, of course, but that's because it didn't do anything.

      About the only thing that was a problem with the stock NeXTstation was the 110 MB HDD, since the base system (including the (awesome) dev tools, WP, Lotus Improv, Mathematica, the dictionary and Shakespeare stuff, etc.) consumed about 95 MB. I upgraded to a 340 MB drive not long after I bought it.

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    155. Re:I finally could tell my friend to go to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When comparing OS/2 to Win95 there was never any doubt about it - even the computer press agreed that OS/2 was leaps and bounds ahead of Win95.

      In some areas there are situations where OS/2 (now eComStation) does a better job then the latest version of Windows 7.

  2. Loved it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    One of my favorites was WinNuke on IRC. Good times, good times.

    1. Re:Loved it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ahh shit I remember winnuke. Took out WIndows NT 4 & 3.1 too. I used to moderate an IRC channel and had a mirc macro that if anyone tried to start shit I could right click and *boom* disconnect.

      Good times.

  3. Archaic file manager? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are we specifically referring to dos, or just the concept of cli file manager? Because frankly, to this day I run most of my linux boxes without a gui.

    I'm not quite sure Archaic is the right word for something as useful as the cli.

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    1. Re:Archaic file manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just as summary states, they're referring to File Manager and Program Manager.

    2. Re:Archaic file manager? by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are we specifically referring to dos, or just the concept of cli file manager?

      No. File Manager was a GUI program included with Windows 3.x (and still included as EXE only up to Windows Me).

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    3. Re:Archaic file manager? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      They're referring to File Manager, the Windows GUI that preceded Explorer.

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    4. Re:Archaic file manager? by odies · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I never really liked the Windows Explorer as a file manager. Hundreds of different windows, folder settings now following you around but different folders showing differently, slow and just not powerful enough. Pre-Vista era I always liked Turbo Navigator a lot more, similar to how I use xplorer2 now. The recent Windows versions came with even more simpler and stupid file managers. I guess they're fine for a casual user, but a file manager really needs to have tabs and two panels.

    5. Re:Archaic file manager? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you never used Windows 3.1. "File manager" and "Program Manager" were the programs you would use to interact with your system in Windows 3.1 (actually, last I checked, Program Manager still existed in Windows XP, and probably still in Vista and Windows 7).

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    6. Re:Archaic file manager? by hedwards · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Xplorer2 is great, somehow I think it was a mistake of MS to not include a dual pane option, as it's a real pain in the ass at times to copy things around the file tree using explorer. But given either Xplorer2 or Teracopy and it works out a lot more effectively.

    7. Re:Archaic file manager? by Yzmo · · Score: 1

      Actually it (NT 3.1 Version) was included until XP SP1, That version still runs on Win7 =)

    8. Re:Archaic file manager? by wolfgang_spangler · · Score: 1

      winfile.exe, it ran fast and light and I was bummed when they took it out. It worked a lot better than explorer.exe for a lot of tasks.

    9. Re:Archaic file manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks for those. Hell, I still use a pre-bloat version of ACDSee (Nicer than XP/Vista/7's explorer, although it too suffers from having only one tab), but if xplorer2 is under active development, I'll switch.

      What I really miss with the move to x64 is the loss of Vernon Buerg's LIST.COM from the DOS prompt. ("LIST *.dll", (alt-H-hexdump), Ctrl-PageUp/PageDown to go from file to file, and "x" to exit back to the command line, and if I'm in the wrong directory, I can just run "LIST" without arguments, and use the ".." to navigate up/down various directories.) He hadn't updated it since the DOS days, but it worked fine until x64 lost the ability to run 16-bit apps. With his death earlier this year, any hope that it'll get ported (or even that the source code would be released) is now gone. RIP, Vernon, and thanks for something that was useful from a my first 4.77 MHz PC to a 4 GHz (as long as you're running a 32-bit version of Windows) gaming rig.

      (Rick Brewster's "ListXP", looks nice on the surface, but it has some annoying behaviors, most importantly popping up a damn GUI window when called without arguments, and furthermore pops up another damn GUI window in which to list the file. For me, this defeats the whole purpose - what I emphatically do not want in a CLI file viewer is to ever have to touch the mouse. That could be fixed if he'd release the source, but such is life...)

    10. Re:Archaic file manager? by icebrain · · Score: 1

      I never really liked the Windows Explorer as a file manager. Hundreds of different windows, folder settings now following you around but different folders showing differently

      I've used 3.1, 95, 98, NT, XP, and 7... in none of those did I run into the problem you're describing. I don't have hundreds of different windows or unique folder view settings in each one, and I have a directory tree on the left side. Yes, it requires changing a couple settings, but it holds after that. The general interface is basically the same as it has been since 3.1.

      Unless I'm misunderstanding you?

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    11. Re:Archaic file manager? by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the greatest for copying files though and only the NT versions supported long file names. The best replacement I found was the Norton File Manager. It came with the long discontinued "Norton Navigator" package that Symantec threw together after they bought out Central Point and served as an upgrade to the popular Norton Navigator and Central Point Desktop packages from Windows 3.1x.

      Norton Navigator was pretty advanced at the time and many of its features still aren't included in Windows. It added ZIP file integration (added in XP), extended file attribute editing (could modify date stamps), the file manager (which could write/format DMF disks and encrypt files, even had an XTree style view!), enhanced task bar (quick launch, and button rearranging-later added in 98 and Vista) virtual desktops, LFN support for 16bit apps, and smart folders (feature kinda added to Windows 7)

      Old archived info page here: http://www.xtreefanpage.org/docs/nnav.htm

      Its a shame Symantec has gotten out of the utilities business, they used to make some cool products.

    12. Re:Archaic file manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While CLI is very good for doing some things, it sucks horribly for doing other things.

      Example: copy all images with X in directories A, B and C to directory Z.
      In a standard file manager of current OSes, you just browse through the folders in thumbnail view, shift select them all and copy, then paste in Z.
      This can be improved on by a clipboard that can remember several file copies across several folders. (Piky Basket on Windows is so useful for this!)

      CLI? You'd have to check them all manually via external media viewer, or if you are really up to it, write a script that can detect X. But if X is a complex pattern, it is less effort to just open up a graphical file manager in thumbnail view.

      Point being is that CLI isn't very useful for dealing with binary encoded media files, or lots of files across multiple locations, plaintext is great though.

    13. Re:Archaic file manager? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, 90% of people are casual users who get confused if icons look different, they think the machine has changed. They haven't abstracted the interface from the contents, and likely never will, because it would take time away from thinking about their farm on Farmville.

    14. Re:Archaic file manager? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      even had an XTree style view

      The XTree style view was based on a DOS product called the Norton Commander. The Linux Midnight Commander is based on it you can see the similarity.

    15. Re:Archaic file manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Program Manager and File Manager are gone starting with Vista.

    16. Re:Archaic file manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      winfile.exe worked much better than explorer.exe if you had to delete directories containing a lot of files and subdirectories. I would like to find an explorer.exe replacement that doesn't rely on explore.exe. When I tell a file manager to delete, I want it to start deleting and not sit there for 5-15 minutes doing a pre-scan before it starts deleting. Every file manager I have looked at so far on Portable Freeware Apps appears to still rely on explorer.exe because they still pre-scan before deleting. I'm open to suggestions.

    17. Re:Archaic file manager? by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      I was fairly late to the PC to really have exposure to XTree, but some people find it much more productive for file management then modern GUIs.

    18. Re:Archaic file manager? by jabelli · · Score: 1

      The LIST command in JP Software's command processors will do almost what you want, except that it also uses the windows FileOpen dialog if called with no arguments. The listing is displayed in the console window however. Hex mode is 'X' and exit is ^C if you had wildcards or multiple file names on the command line, or just ESC until you run out of files.

    19. Re:Archaic file manager? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Yep. XTree was GUI but with power user featues. But Norton Commander wizes were way faster than people who used GUI file managers. Lots of us all through the early 90s still did file management from the command line some of the time. In fact I'd say maybe 5-10% of the time I still do.

      But hard drives are so much larger now, and files more complex. Hierarchies go 10 levels deep. In the old days maybe 2 levels. Its hard to separate the tool productivity drop from the increased complexity of file systems.

    20. Re:Archaic file manager? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      XTree for DOS was a completely different interface than Norton Commander. If you're used Midnight Commander, you are essentially seeing NC for DOS on steroids. :-)

      XTree was quite different ... I used a Linux version called utree back when I first got into Linux in the pre-1.0 kernel days (SLS 0.99), but there don't seem to be as many XTree clones. ZTree Bold is a good one for Windows and OS/2, while Midnight Commander and Far exist for Windows.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norton_Commander

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XTree

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    21. Re:Archaic file manager? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      You are correct. Thanks for the reminder.

    22. Re:Archaic file manager? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      File Manager was waaaay better than the old MS Executive in Windows 2.1. :-)

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    23. Re:Archaic file manager? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Did you try using more than one window? Or did you run everything maximized?

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    24. Re:Archaic file manager? by segin · · Score: 1

      Windows Explorer was designed to be essentially a clone of the Macintosh Finder. NewShell for NT3.51 was the first version of Windows Explorer, which was then included as the standard and default graphical shell and file manager in Windows NT 4.0 and Windows 95, and later versions, and aside from the IE integration in Windows 98 and Windows 2000, the shell has essentially remained the same up to Windows Server 2003. The classic Windows Explorer is meant to be a good emulation of the Mac OS Finder from 1984-2001 (original Mac 128k's System Software through Mac OS 9.2.2), and the Windows Explorer in Vista and later is meant to be a rough clone of Finder in Mac OS X, note the Finder-like navigation sidebar and back/forward controls, as well as the new high-resolution icon support.

      KDE's Konqueror (at least in KDE 3.x, being replaced by Dolphin in 4.x) is (was) a good example of how Microsoft should have done their file manager. Konqueror's interface feels like almost a direct rip from Windows Explorer, yet it provides a tabbed interface, as well as a two-column layout (Norton/Midnight/Taco Commander, anyone?) for manipulating directories.

    25. Re:Archaic file manager? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LIST command in JP Software's command processors will do almost what you want, except that it also uses the windows FileOpen dialog if called with no arguments

      It'll take a while to unlearn 20 years of muscle memory from Buerg's LIST.EXE, but just being able to LIST *.txt or other fileglobs is a huge improvement. If I can live with NTVDM being pegged by LIST.COM's busy-wait, I can certainly live with the occasional FileOpen dialog :)

      Besides, this is a Win95 thread: sometimes "almost does what you want" is "good enough". (Seriously, Thanks for this. I've only played with it for 5 minutes and I'm digging TCC and TCC/LE. Most of my time these days is spent in a Cygwin environment, but if I'm hacking on binary dumps and other low-levelish stuff, DOS just feels right. This is exactly what's missing from my Win7 box. Arguably it's what's been missing since XP!)

    26. Re:Archaic file manager? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      ytree seems to still be in development: http://www.han.de/~werner/ytree.html

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    27. Re:Archaic file manager? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      There were a number of shareware filemanagers were arguably better, anyway. ElfTree, StereoShell, DN, PC Valet, and lots and lots of others. It was fascinating to me to see so many different (but still quality) approaches to the problem of effective file management under DOS.

      Of course, the GeoManager under Geoworks Emsemble 2.x and 3.x (and later Breadbox Ensemble) is probably my favorite, and it even uses the right mouse button effectively. Smart people, those folks at Berkeley Softworks...

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    28. Re:Archaic file manager? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      I use a mix of Far and Midnight Commander on my Windows desktops.

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    29. Re:Archaic file manager? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Just embed a SELECT command in an alias, and you can point-and-shoot almost anything. I used to do that all the time under 4DOS and 4OS2, and it's one of the things I wish the bash folks would implement. I think zsh has something kinda sorta similar...?

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    30. Re:Archaic file manager? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Try Directory Opus. IMO, it was the best Amiga file manager back in the day, and it's even more awesome in it's modern Windows incarnation.

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    31. Re:Archaic file manager? by spiralx · · Score: 1

      If only the scripting didn't suck giant donkey balls and the documentation wasn't just as bad.

  4. I remember putting it on a 486 by dmgxmichael · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I remember getting caught up in the hype and putting it on a 486 DX2 66 with 4 MB. Damn but that was slower than molasses running uphill in January. Suffered with that computer for nearly 2 years before I saved up enough for a replacement (poor college student at the time).

    1. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

      Must be all about the memory, I had it running on a DX33 with 8Mb. It was fine but I remeber having a terrible time with a driver for the Avance Logic graphics card that it had fitted. Things like the clock (when you double clicked the time) as the hand swept round the screen wasn't redrawn.

      Strangest thing was that the card worked fine in Slackware.

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    2. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by dintech · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how relatively expensive computer hardware was back then. Or maybe we all got richer...

    3. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember getting caught up in the hype and putting it on a 486 DX2 66 with 4 MB. Damn but that was slower than molasses running uphill in January. Suffered with that computer for nearly 2 years before I saved up enough for a replacement (poor college student at the time).

      God, 4MB of RAM for Windows '95??? That must have been brutal.

      In '92 or '93 my girlfriend bought a similar machine with 4MB of RAM, and that was only Windows 3.11. On the second day she had it we watched Word thrash the machine within an inch of its life with a single document open. On day 3 she had me install Linux, which could actually work better with 4MB of RAM.

      Machines of that era are what taught me to put as much physical memory into a machine as you can afford -- Windows or Linux, the machine will last longer and not become bogged down in it's VM. Heck, my Vista machine with 8GB of RAM has been a joy since it's had all the resources it ever needed. I credit throwing that much memory at it with actually having found Vista to be a pretty good OS.

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    4. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I see Vista on a lot of machines with only 512mb of ram. That is one major reason a lot of people hated Vista. It was a memory hog. With 1gb it becomes mostly usable. I remember back in the early pentium days, I maxed out the ram and bought the backside cache stick for my machine. Made win98 run circles around matlab and ansys. Just amazes me how people would rather have dual graphics cards, but only 1gb of ram.

    5. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Back then, I ripped the guts out of my 386 and put in a P133 with 32MB RAM, a 1GB HDD, and even a T1000 for backups. That, plus a 28.8 modem. That managed to run '95 about as well as could be expected.

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    6. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by Nimey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When XP came out it was common for low-end OEM machines to have 128MB of RAM, which was only enough to boot it, not to run applications well.

      It's just that XP was the premier OS for longer, so those old computers died off or got upgraded.

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    7. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by bsdaemonaut · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen its not useable with much less then 2GB. My wife had a laptop with Vista on it and 1GB of RAM. All of my systems either have OSX or FreeBSD and then I maintain a lot of XP machines at work. Any time I use her computer for more then a few minutes.. well, lets just say it ruins my day. I eventually stuck another 1GB in there, but its still one of the most annoying OS's I've ever worked with. All the vaporware Toshiba installed doesn't help either. I've been meaning to update her to a non-OEM tainted version of 7, but I haven't gotten around to it.

      Of course this is coming from the one person who seemed to have a stable install of Windows ME.

    8. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista x86 with 8Gb RAM?

    9. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Vista x86 with 8Gb RAM?

      Nope, Vista 64-bit with 8GB of RAM, a quad-core CPU, and 2 TB of disk space (soon to be a couple of TB more). All hoked up to a 23" monitor running at 1920x1080.

      Makes for a pretty sweet machine. I can easily run two VM images and do everything else I need without worrying about memory or CPU load -- granted, I'm not a gamer, and I'm not doing heavy multi-media stuff, but it suits my needs rather well.

      Buying a machine with ridiculous amounts of RAM will do more to future proof it than almost any other component.

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    10. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > All the vaporware Toshiba installed doesn't help either

      FWIW, I'm actually using the Toshiba touchpad software on my Dell.

      Dell doesn't have touchpad drivers for Win7 64bit for my model notebook PC. Plus the Toshiba version actually allow you to automatically turn off the touchpad if you plug in a USB mouse.

      And I don't recall seeing that feature on Dell's touchpad drivers. Thing is the software is made by the same touchpad vendor, but somehow Toshiba gets one with lots more features.

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    11. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      You mean crapware, not vaporware.

    12. Re:I remember putting it on a 486 by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      512MB, made worse by video memory-sharing in typical laptops, and even low-end desktops.. basically anything with Intel integrated graphics. Consumers often fail to account for the fact that hardware resellers and Microsoft have incongruent goals at best, and competing goals at worst. MS wants to take advantage of contemporary and emerging hardware capabilities, so that it's still relevant & usable in several years, even if it's showing some cracks around the edges. Hardware resellers, OTOH, could care less about the future; they want to leverage the lower price of old and current low-end component stock, shoehorning 2+ year-old (or worse) components and technologies -- inventory that both the reseller itself and the OEMs are desperate to get rid of -- into a "brand new system with the latest OS" for maximum profit. And there's lots of room for profit on low-end systems, especially when the OEM pricing of high-end components permits neither appreciable markup nor volume.

      At any rate, "caveat emptor" is alive and well in computer sales, and memory is certainly the largest bottleneck (and, ironically, usually one of the cheapest upgrades) in most home PCs.

  5. FIFTEEN YEARS!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can subtract! 2010 minus 1995 equals FIFTEEN!!!
     
    Let's skip to the third grade!

    1. Re:FIFTEEN YEARS!! by beelsebob · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can subtract too, 2010 minus 2011 equals minus one. Autodesk Maya 2011 must have come out negative one years ago ;)

  6. I look just like Buddy Holly by Enderwiggin13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think one of my favorite things about Windows 95 was the music video for Weezer's Buddy Holly on the install disc.

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    1. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without question.

    2. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      It makes me smile that someone else remembers this. I remember watching it when I first installed back in the day... Good times.

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    3. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Anne+Honime · · Score: 1

      ... Good times.

      Freudian : this was the title of the second clip on the same CD. Can't remember the girl name right now.

    4. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      What, you didn't like the butterfly commercial? Where do you want to go today?

    5. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We got a kick out of the networked "Microsoft Hover" game: http://www.johnlamansky.com/blog/the-legend-of-microsoft-hover/

    6. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by ihatejobs · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edie_Brickell

      Edie Brickell's Good Times, Bad Times.

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    7. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Stavr0 · · Score: 1

      I think one of my favorite things about Windows 95 was the music video for Weezer's Buddy Holly on the install disc.

      Good lord. I remember that. It was made to look like a Happy Days episode. There was also an Edie Brickell video on there.

    8. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I believe that was the last known instance of Microsoft being cool.

    9. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?

      Are you thinking of Edie Brickell?
      WTF is Freudian?

    10. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      Basically an unconscious slip of the tongue. Wiki is your friend!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freudian_slip

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    11. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I believe that was the last known instance of Microsoft being cool.

      And, ironically, also the first. :-P

    12. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by recoiledsnake · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still available on Microsoft's FTP here: ftp://ftp.microsoft.com/deskapps/games/public/AAS/Hover.exe

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    13. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I liked the MSN butterfly commercials that used Homeward Bound for the music. The lyric 'all my words come back to me, in shades of mediocrity, like emptiness in harmony' always seemed particularly appropriate for MSN. I actually talked to the director of MSN UK while that ad was current - he wasn't happy when I pointed out that that was the line directly after the last one the ad used, so the one that anyone who knew the song would remember. I bet the ad agency was filled with Mac users...

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    14. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Affenkopf · · Score: 1

      And it still works fine under Windows 7, so that's where all that money for backwards compatibility went.

    15. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by somersault · · Score: 1

      Weird Al's Windows 95 song now seems even funnier to me after seeing the commercial in the summary. I don't remember seeing that here in the UK.

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    16. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 1

      Indeed :)
      I have fond memories of it... Looked it up on YouTube not so long ago and pined nostalgically

    17. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by internewt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      WTF is Freudian?

      Kids don't get taught about psychology, and industry and state doesn't talk about psychology, because psychology is the science that is abused to create PR, propaganda, and advertising. If the people knew about psychology (and even things like what a Freudian slip is, or who Freud was), then they would be much less effected by PR, propaganda, and advertising.

      I think those crackpots Scientologists oppose psychology too because if people understood psychology, they would be able to spot the brainwashing.

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    18. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      If you mean the parody of Rolling Stones' "Start Me Up" called "Windows 95 Sucks", it was by Bob Rivers.

      If you mean the parody of REM's "Losing My Religion" called "Losing My Connection", it was by Alan Zacher.

    19. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was hot - Paul Simon is lucky.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSA-CWme3pM

      Nice song.

    20. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that was Edie Brickell - Paul Simon's wife.

    21. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by somersault · · Score: 1

      First one, but thanks. I've downloaded a few songs in my time that clearly weren't by who the tagger claimed they were, didn't realise that was one of them..

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    22. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by KingOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians' "Good Times": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ8jjUt_H5U

      It's a nice tune, and Edie Brickell looked great.

    23. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by Byzantine · · Score: 1

      I also remember that the install process told you, and I quote, "Windows 95 makes everything better." Not just everything on your computer, everything.

    24. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by shugah · · Score: 1

      Did you mean subconscious? Last time I had a unconscious slip of the tongue I got slapped.

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    25. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      No, I meant what I said.

      In this case we are referring to a slip of the tongue that you were not aware of, which classifies as a unconscious slip. I said "Good Times" without consciously realizing that this was the name of the second track on the disk.

      Subconscious and unconscious tend to get interchanged in common speak nowadays, so the confusion is understandable.

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    26. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Psychology is pure awesome and personally, I'm doing everything I can short of going back to school to learn as much as I can about it. It's really fascinating, plus it helps in day to day activities in terms of not getting played, for lack of a better term.

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    27. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I think one of my favorite things about Windows 95 was the music video for Weezer's Buddy Holly on the install disc.

      Wait, you actually got a sound card to work with Windows 95?

  7. Windows 95 vs. Windows 98 by recoiledsnake · · Score: 5, Funny

    I liked using Windows 95 over 98 because it rebooted much faster after bluescreening.

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    1. Re:Windows 95 vs. Windows 98 by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I didn't find Windows 98 to really be much of an improvement over Win 95.

      In fact if I recall correctly, Windows 98 had a bug where if you pressed winkey at the wrong moment during boot up, stuff wouldn't work properly...

      Windows 95 didn't have this problem.

      I noticed this because I was (am) an impatient person that wants to launch stuff on boot up ASAP :).

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    2. Re:Windows 95 vs. Windows 98 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loathed the condescending Win98 bootup warning (while running chkdsk): to avoid seeing this message, please shut down your computer properly.

      Stop frickin crashing then!

    3. Re:Windows 95 vs. Windows 98 by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it Win98 that changed the "The computer didn't shut down properly" message to the accusatory "You failed to shut down Windows properly" message when it bluescreened?

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    4. Re:Windows 95 vs. Windows 98 by barberousse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It reminds me of my first internship. I had the choice between running Win95 or NT4. I would crash Win95 at least 3 times a day versus maybe 1 for NT4. What did I choose? Win95. It was rebooting fairly quickly and it ran faster and the machine I had. Win95 was more productive for me despite of the multiple crashes a day. That's sad.

  8. Bleh! by DIplomatic · · Score: 0

    Wow. I'm used to article summaries that have opinion or conjecture thrown in, but the only "information" in the summary here is the friggin title! Cmdr Taco I am disappointed.

  9. Bland and inoffensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 95 was my first version of windows, and was a remarkably bland and inoffensive experience.

    For me personally, 98 with active desktop was the start of the blue screens and instability which became a meme till the present day.

    1. Re:Bland and inoffensive by ShakaUVM · · Score: 0

      >>Windows 95 was my first version of windows, and was a remarkably bland and inoffensive experience.
      >>For me personally, 98 with active desktop was the start of the blue screens and instability which became a meme till the present day.

      Indeed. In 1997, I ran my Windows 95 box with a year of Uptime without needing to reboot it, and it worked a lot better than I expected for an "OS" that wants to reboot itself every time you change the most minor system setting.

      If you go back and count the number of clicks/keypresses it takes you to do something in Windows 95, you'll be surprised how much faster it is than Windows7, which is apparently optimized for people who have hundreds of open applications at once.

    2. Re:Bland and inoffensive by hedwards · · Score: 1

      A year? I don't recall mine going that long without needing a reinstall. I'm sure it was possible, I just didn't feel like putting in the work it took to make happen. Back during the days when DOS was the thing, it wasn't so bad, even with Win 3.1 bolted on top of it, but somehow Win 95 marked the more or less beginning of the end of any effort at keeping up the appearance that the customer is the person that purchases the copy.

    3. Re:Bland and inoffensive by Gruturo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Indeed. In 1997, I ran my Windows 95 box with a year of Uptime without needing to reboot it,

      Sorry, I call bullshit. A known issue, fixed only in 1999, would prevent Windows 95 and 98 from going over 49.7 days of uptime (2^32 milliseconds). Much hilarity ensued back in the day since "how could anyone have noticed / run into this" :-)

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    4. Re:Bland and inoffensive by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sometime around 2000 or 2001, I inherited a Windows 98 machine with massive installed cruft. It ran slowly, and did a lot of weird things. Finally, one morning, it finally collapsed. After trying resuscitation to no avail, I grabbed the handiest Windows CD -- which happened to be the initial release of Windows 95. I installed it and was amazed at how quick and responsive the PC (a Pentium of some sort) had become. So I downloaded and installed about two dozen patches. Not only fast, but a lot more stable than I remembered Windows 95 being.

      Finally, after a few weeks, I decided to try using fully patched Windows 95 on a minimal machine. So I installed it on my experimental CPU fanless 5x86 (a 133MHz 486 with a heatsink about the size of a beer can) with 16mb of memory. It ran beautifully. It usually went a couple of weeks between reboots -- which is about what my current Linux system can manage before the memory leaks get it. I used it for a number of years until application bloat, application dependence on IE libraries and lack of Windows 9 USB support made continued use impractical. And I liked it. I liked it better than much heftier machines with Windows 98. Lots better than Windows 2K (which I, stupidly in retrospect, tried to configure with a separate admin user -- something which pretty much did not work with the applications then available although no one admitted it at the time). Better than Windows XP. I never tried Vista and don't much care for Windows 7 although I think the latter is at least fairly well crafted, and I have to give Microsoft credit for getting hardware configuration working pretty much right after only 13 or 14 years of trying.

      So, my feeling is that Windows peaked somewhere around Windows 95-OSR2 and their single user OS pretty much has been downhill from there. I wonder if Microsoft had decided to continue develop and support an MSDOS core OS separate from their server/workstation OS, and had abandoned failed experiments like the Registry and IE integration as soon as their flaws were recognized, if they might not have an OS today that was competitive on todays low powered, performance limited, personal devices.

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    5. Re:Bland and inoffensive by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sorry, I call bullshit. A known issue, fixed only in 1999, would prevent Windows 95 and 98 from going over 49.7 days of uptime (2^32 milliseconds). Much hilarity ensued back in the day since "how could anyone have noticed / run into this" :-)

      Thing is, I know of at least one other installation that was reputed to have stayed up for a long time - much like the GP asserts.

      My guess is the machine(s) in question were somehow or other rebooting themselves in the middle of the night long before 49.7 days was up.

    6. Re:Bland and inoffensive by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I always turned the computer off when I was done with it, back then. That's what we were trained to do with the old 8-bit micros I had as a kid, since there wasn't much point to leaving them on & idle.

      My uptimes in Win 95 were always limited to several hours at most, on purpose.

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    7. Re:Bland and inoffensive by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Only certain hardware would hang...

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    8. Re:Bland and inoffensive by internewt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My work Win 95 machine, in the 300MHz days, was coaxed into running for about 30 days without a reboot. By then it was unusable though, I remember icons on the screen all being corrupted, you could barely start any applications due to lack of resources. I can't remember if I purposefully rebooted it in the end, or if it crashed.

      9x did not do stability, but it did mean that when sat in front of a 9x machine you wouldn't get stuck at the office late. 2 minutes before home time, a quick double ctrl-alt-del and it would be a case of "fucking Windows has crashed again. Oh well, might as well go home, 'cause I can do anything without the computer working". You can't get away with that any more, every day. Maybe once a month. The PHBs have wised-up to the fact that most computers don't appear to be as shit as they used to be. Windows is of course as shit as it used to be, just in different ways.

      Just remembered another 95 PC in the same office, connected up to a client's network for support, that went really strange one day, the clock started going too quickly. I think it was going about 4 times faster than it should, and seeing the clock spinning too fast was utterly hilarious. The machine seemed to be working fine otherwise though. A reboot cleared it, and I never saw Windows do that again... that was the kind of craziness you got with 9x!.

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    9. Re:Bland and inoffensive by gorzek · · Score: 1

      OSR2 was pretty nice, as the 9x versions of Windows went. FAT32, USB, pretty stable. It still sucked to high heaven but I kept an OSR2 machine around to play Win95/DOS games on once I switched to 2000 for daily use.

    10. Re:Bland and inoffensive by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>My guess is the machine(s) in question were somehow or other rebooting themselves in the middle of the night long before 49.7 days was up.

      I had Cygwin installed, so I actually could run uptime and see.

      I took a screenshot of it, I'll see if I can dig it up.

    11. Re:Bland and inoffensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Confirmed, a decade ago I tested this as a joke at my office job. I made sure that we didn't restart a win95 system which we used for internet research, and sure enough, it was bluescreened on the 50th day. Was usable up to that day, surprisingly.

    12. Re:Bland and inoffensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After 49.7 days of continuous operation, your Windows-based computer may stop responding (hang).

      "MAY" != "WILL"

    13. Re:Bland and inoffensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better: open C:\con\con; then you'd actually get a bluescreen to show your coworkers before you signed out.

    14. Re:Bland and inoffensive by Orestesx · · Score: 1

      Yep, when comparing two tick counts, you better check for that rollover condition.

    15. Re:Bland and inoffensive by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I got Windows 95 up to 49.7 days once too. Once I realized that the computer was close to the limit I actually calculated when it would hit, and made sure I was there when it happened. Nothing actually happened when the computer hit the limiit until until I tried moving the mouse then it bluescreened.

  10. simpler and more sparese by FuckingNickName · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know who Roberto Sparese is, but I'm sure he'll get a few more hits to his Facebook account as other readers also wonder whether that was actually a little-known word and not just a typo.

    P.S. Cute kitty, Roberto!

  11. Winsongs 95 by slart42 · · Score: 1
  12. "turns 15"? by Sockatume · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I could imagine using this sort of anthropomorphisation for a product that was still active, I think Windows 95 is dead.

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    1. Re:"turns 15"? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      ... and good riddance!

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    2. Re:"turns 15"? by Binestar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just copied data from a windows 95 machine at a ski resort that they use to keep an old editable version of the trail map on. They are finally getting around to getting data off it to see if there are updated versions of the software. Also worked recently on an old Dos 3.x machine with a power supply dated '87 that runs a voltage QA test machine for parts that are made for the F22 Raptor. A modern replacement for that test hardware is in the $15,000 range. While this isn't common, don't confuse it with dead. Another customer we have has a windows 95 computer that we periodically image to another system and test that runs a laser cutting machine. A replacement computer is available from the manufacturer, for $4500. Sometimes just doing preventative work on a machine that will cost that much to replace is worth it. Both customers have multiple of the systems, so if one were to go down they wouldn't be crippled while the replacement was shipped to them, so they have weighed the risk.

      Yes, I kinda cringe anytime I get close to a machine like that and my official recommendation to both companies is to replace the machine (Or at least start putting some money into a fund to replace it ASAP). But really, do you expect that $15,000 replacement hardware to last 22 years like that Dos 3.x system has lasted? Or to last the 13 years that windows 95 machine has lasted? Once hardware gets that old you're certainly living on borrowed time, but I have seen way to many capacitor issues on newer hardware to even begin to assume a machine will last more than 5 years now =/.

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    3. Re:"turns 15"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I rather liked Win95b, which was the first version I purchased. I skipped A, and later found C to be a bit more sluggish, but I had no trouble running B (no crashes / blue screens). I still run it in a VM these days for software that doesnt play nice in an XP environment.

  13. Within months? by ReallyEvilCanine · · Score: 0
    But within months of the official release, I switched to Linux.
    And today -- 15 years later -- it's still "almost ready" for the desktop.

    Yes, more back-end shit runs Linux, but the sad fact is that Windows still owns desktops and Linux advocates have been too busy pissing in each other's teacups to bother taking advantage of the massive learning curve that Win7 requires, something so bad that switching to KDE or even Gnome is easier and more intuitive than "upgrading" from XP.

    1. Re:Within months? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not so much teacup pissing as herding cats.. It's hard to build a top-down integrated solution without people on (the same) payroll. The only thing that saved it for the back end is the fact that everyone generally agreed to do things the *nix way.

    2. Re:Within months? by bieber · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh noes, we're not taking over the world, our evil plan is foiled!

      Surely, you don't really think that's what it's all about, do you? Who cares if Windows has more market share? The purpose of free software projects is to produce quality free software, and as long as we continue to do that we could care less whether more people are using it than the proprietary alternative.

    3. Re:Within months? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking about modding you "flamebait", but I decided to check out your blog first.

      Hang in there, man.

    4. Re:Within months? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that you're not Justin Bieber, teen singing sensation?

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    5. Re:Within months? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      And today -- 15 years later -- it's still "almost ready" for the desktop.

      In all fairness that is because the finish line keeps moving. Just because they're still behind does not imply that they haven't been close in the past. Personally, my first real experience was around 2000. At the time, the OS presented to consumers was Windows ME and Windows 2000 was overpriced and poorly supported by non-business applications. At the time I really thought Linux had a bright future, I'd say they were way past ME. Then in 2001 Windows XP came and was a lackluster for those of us used to win2k, but compared to win98/ME it was a dream. It fixed pretty much all the fundamental problems of the win95/98/ME line, games started supporting both 2k and xp so I stayed on 2k but it was xp that made it usable. My thoughts about switching to Linux faded away.

      Fast forward about six years, to 2007. The current Microsoft offering is Windows Vista, and the early impressions of that were definitively not good. In fact, so bad that I figured it's time to look around again and see what was happening. I'd had a linux server going most of the time but never seriously considered it as a desktop. I was looking at a quite mature KDE 3.x desktop which I felt was pretty much on par with Vista and after a while of going back and forth I switched. I suppose you can argue back and forth how "ready" it was, but I found it worked well for me.

      For a while there, the gap widened again with KDE 4.0, Microsoft fixing the most issues with Vista and released Win7, which is actually a very nice OS as far as I've used it. I don't know why you'd think now would be good timing, compared to the XP-Vista gap or Vista period it'd probably be the worst timing of the decade. I'm hoping Microsoft will stumble a little again and KDE4/Gnome3 go well enough to take another swing in 2-3 years, which by my counting would be the third close encounter. Consider it more of a marathon, just because we're behind doesn't mean we're not running or that we might eventually catch up as those in front tire.

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    6. Re:Within months? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The purpose of free software projects is to produce quality free software, and as long as we continue to do that we could care less whether more people are using it than the proprietary alternative.

      Evil tounges would say the proof is in the pudding and that the lack of people using it proves it's not good quality compared to the alternatives, no matter how brilliant the few who us it think it is. Outside of server apps like Apache none of the OSS poster childs like Firefox, OpenOffice, GIMP etc. are dominant in their area. It's certainly not because of the price. It's not because of the obnoxious EULA and use restrictions. It's not because of the forced upgrades and lock-in. I suppose you can tell yourself that it's all because of the marketing and dirty tricks Microsoft and Adobe pull, but I strongly doubt that's the only explaination. In some areas OSS has a very long way to go before they can deliver anything called quality software, I use it daily and it ranges from extremely good to extremely crappy. And unlike in the Windows world often that crappy project is the best and possibly only there is, while on Windows you can usually pay your way to quality...

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    7. Re:Within months? by Kludge · · Score: 1

      But within months of the official release, I switched to Linux.

      Windows 95 drove me to try Linux too, but much faster than months. It only took about a week. Never went back. Win 95 really sucked. Thank you, M$!

    8. Re:Within months? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Firefox overtook IE in Germany at least. It has a huge market share the world over, and this despite IE shipping with windows.

      But I'm sure you'll just say that that's only one example and your point holds. Whatever. For me, I see better quality and in the FOSS world and it allows me (as a highly skilled technical user) to do more of the stuff I want to do.

      As long as a critical mass of interest holds (and we're way, way above that right now) then I really don't care if you feel it's ready for grandma or not.

    9. Re:Within months? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Massive learning curve? Compared to switching to Linux? No I don't think there was an opportunity there.

      Where there was a clear opportunity was netbooks. Linux had a clean year on a platform that played to all their strengths. You want an example that one stinks.

      As for "almost ready". Its been ready for 10 years. It just hasn't been better than the 2 main competitors. The GNU project was successful in creating a free OS usable for anything. It was no successful in creating the best OS on the market. OTOH the original goal was a free Unix and then the best Unix on the market. I'd say in terms of traditional Unix desktops they were successful. People in 1998 would be shocked that a dozen years later Solaris, AIX, Digital Unix, IRIX have all been essentially passed by Linux.

    10. Re:Within months? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      OSS poster children:

      typesetting: Document Sciences products haven't advanced. I'd say TeX likely has it here.
      scripting languages: Perl, Python and Ruby are the big ones. Where is REXX? Where is AutoLisp? Except for Microsoft Batch File Language (which no one claims is any good), are there any commercial ones even in the top 10?

    11. Re:Within months? by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. For Linux to succeed it either needs to find new markets (like embedded) or Microsoft needs to trip badly. Both are possible. There was a real opening with the Netbooks.

      Anyway you sound like someone who would like OSX.

    12. Re:Within months? by RiffRaff06078 · · Score: 1
      Vista was the final straw for me with Microsoft products as well. I was part of the club that initially bought into the greatness of Windows 95/98. I didn't know any better back then, really. I made a lot of the same arguments in defense of Windows versus Mac and Linux that I've seen in this thread.

      My dissatisfaction with Microsoft didn't begin until my first XP installation, and the third party firewall I always installed (Kerio), which clued me into the evilness of Microsoft's empire. Basically, I ran a file search on my local hard drive. I forget now what I was looking for, but Kerio popped up an alert for outgoing traffic the second I clicked the search button. Seems that Explorer.exe wanted to contact Microsoft servers every time I performed a search, even though the search was limited to the local drive. I permanently blocked that action, but it left a really bad taste in my mouth. MS has no need nor right to be contacted when I am looking for personal files stored on the local drive.

      When the abortion that was Windows Vista came out, I switched to Ubuntu, and haven't looked back since. I keep a copy of Windows XP on a small virtual machine with no outside access for the occasional task that requires a Windows OS. Other than that, I have been free of the Microsoft teat for almost four years now. That's not to say that Linux and FOSS don't have their own problems and frustrations, but I'd rather search for a solution on the Ubuntu forums than the Microsoft Knowledge Base any day of the week.

      Over the past four years, I have switched all of our corporate servers over to Linux, and am slowly switching workstations over to Linux or Mac, utilizing Windows on locked down VMs wherever it's necessary.

      I wish I would have had the foresight to make the switch sooner; I would be just that more experienced with it.

    13. Re:Within months? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Taking over the world? No. But you can't have it both ways. Either Linux's adoption in servers, mobile devices, etc. is meaningless, or its lack of adoption on the desktop is meaningful.

      Granted, there is a technical distinction between the desktop environment and the Linux kernel, but that distinction is irrelevant to the average user, and as long as it continues to be used as an excuse, it will prevent growth, both qualitative and quantitative.

      Finally, as to producing "quality free software" nearly all of it is command-line oriented; GUIs are either tacked on, or left out entirely. I realize *why* apps follow this pattern of design, necessitated by the distinction between kernel and desktop environment, but modularity all too often comes at the expense of tight and seamless integration from the user's perspective, exacerbated by the lack of standardization in controls and widgets.

      As the GP stated, the lack of coherence on the desktop is attributable to the "herding cats" nature of development. Nonetheless, it's still a problem that hasn't been adequately addressed, and lack of uptake is, I believe, evidence that "quality free software" is *not* being produced, at least not when the definition of quality includes transparent integration within in a larger environment.

      To be fair, the tools and standards for such integration have come a long way in both Gnome and KDE, but unfortunately there is far less than universal adoption of such standards, even within the environments themselves. Worse, there is necessarily a competition of human interface standards between Gnome, KDE, and even the unnecessary tweaks to each made by a given distro. When standards compete, especially on this sort of scale and timeline, everyone loses.

      There are plausible methods to unify on a singular vision and prevent forks from creating a rift, but as with the kernel, it does require a final arbiter of some sort, along with his or her popular support. Unfortunately, people with the skill, vision, and benevolence of Linus Torvalds are hard to find. Pick any two, as they say. Not that Linus is god-like by any means, or that he hasn't made bad decisions in the past, but overall he's clearly done a very good job of managing the official kernel, willingly integrating opposing ideas when, if not before, it becomes clear they're superior to his own. He's neither become overly corrupted by his authority, nor leveraged it unduly for personal gain; something quite unlike the Ellisons or Shuttleworths of the world. Naturally people disagree with some, or perhaps many, of Linus' decisions, but it's hard to argue with success. Which brings us full circle to the lack of success of "Linux" (for lack of a more over-arching term) on the desktop.

  14. Start me up Win95 by TapeCutter · · Score: 0

    Sure "you make a grown man cry" but I doubt "you make a dead man cum".

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    1. Re:Start me up Win95 by FuckingNickName · · Score: 1

      Windows 95's upbeat but non-hipster marketing marked the start of a high point for Microsoft. They were essentially saying "here's something we think is good enough to do lots of things with, and we're going to help you do that" - and they were right. It wasn't anywhere near interesting technically, but it was accessible, cheap, familiar and MS encouraged it to become well-supported on a variety of hardware.

    2. Re:Start me up Win95 by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I've got nothing against windows, I've been earning good money from it for 20yrs. However I'm old enough to remeber when "start me up" was in the charts, so the first thing that came into my head when I heard the ad was the lyrics; "You make a grown man cry. You make a dead man cum".

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  15. Innovative OS by DriedClexler · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows 95 was a trully innovative operating system. It allowed the convenience of use normally afforded only to those who had bought a Mac since 1986.

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    1. Re:Innovative OS by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      You misuse "innovative".

      innovative

      — adj

              using or showing new methods, ideas, etc

      Innovative was the MacOS environment.
      Innovative was PalmOS when it first came out.

      Of note:

      derivative
      –adjective

      1.
      derived.
      2.
      not original; secondary.

      Windows 95 was derivative . It didn't really bring "new" concepts and methods to the table- save for Microsoft product users. Which, you have to admit, is the very thing you stated.

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    2. Re:Innovative OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear that above your head? The sound like a 'whoooosh'? That's a joke flying by, sonny. Maybe one day you'll catch one!

    3. Re:Innovative OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woooosh

    4. Re:Innovative OS by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Or Amiga; not much of "afforded" in this case, too...

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    5. Re:Innovative OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misuse sarcasm.

    6. Re:Innovative OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they had enough money left over to buy a car, rent, food, etc...

    7. Re:Innovative OS by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand "satire". Even when it is done in as blatant a fashion as possible.

    8. Re:Innovative OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those who had bought a Mac since 1986.

      The Dirty Dozen, we called them.

  16. I remember that good old days... by martiniturbide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...yes.. I remember the technical strategy behind Windows 95. Since Windows NT required more hardware let's create a mediocre Windows until hardware gets cheap enough to put NT on every machine. (finally it was accomplished with Windows XP)

    1. Re:I remember that good old days... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem was Intel. 32-bit made a nice marketing buzzword, but every Intel chip up to the Pentium was faster running 16-bit code than 32-bit. The Pentium Pro was the first chip to be faster running 32-bit x86 code.

      That said, I ran NT 4 in 1996, and it was much better than Windows 95. Hardware support was a bit less good, but that wasn't a technical issue, it was just that MS had spent more marketing '95 to hardware makers. The only thing I really missed was 3D acceleration in Direct3D, and I didn't start missing that until about 1997/98 when games using it became popular. GLQuake ran nicely in NT. My machine was a 133MHz Cyrix Pentium-clone with 32MB of RAM (later updated to 64MB) and it ran NT very nicely.

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    2. Re:I remember that good old days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (finally it was accomplished with Windows XP)

      Windows 2000.

    3. Re:I remember that good old days... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      your forgetting windows 2000, imo.

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    4. Re:I remember that good old days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it could have been accomplished with Windows 2000. (No, I'm not kidding; hear me out.)

      The hardware requirement difference between Windows ME and Windows 2000 was very little (realistically, there wasn't any, other than OVERexaggeration of Windows 2000 Professional's hardware requirements by IHVs (notably Dell).

      Why would Dell do so? To drive increased sales of the 9x continuation (specifically, Windows Millenium Edition) that Dell and similar IHVs wanted to push for another cycle (despite Windows 2000 supporting most of the same applications, and even most of the same hardware base that NT 4 and even 98 SE were running). HP, Compaq, and Compaq's DEC brand (Compaq had acquired DEC the previous year, and HP was preparing to acquire Compaq) had no reason to engage in such silliness (DEC was a big NT shop, and Compaq was also large and in charge with NT, specifically for their ProLiant server line); however, Dell, despite reports from their own customers, refused to consider that an NT-based OS had any future outside the business space.

  17. Windows 3.11 by Dan+East · · Score: 0

    Compared to Windows 3.11 it was the best thing ever created by a human. In that context, Windows 95 was pretty amazing. I always wondered why it took so long for a PC based OS to have a mouse cursor that was actually responsive. I guess my Amiga 1000 set a high standard for me a decade before Windows 95.

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  18. RE:"pre Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Exp" by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    me too

    get win98 or win98se and run ROM or ROM2se on it (ROM = Revenge of Mozilla) it is basically a tool that strips out IE & OE and the win98 windows explorer and replaces it with a hacked/patched win95 windows explorer, and it is much more stable than win95 & more stable than a stock win98/win98se (i have to say it makes the best win9x possible but the only caveat is any application that requires internet explorer will not function. but anything else works great.

    after doing a quick google search i think this app is nowhere to be found, i bet i can dig up a copy on an old CD-r that i kept with lots of ancient third party applications for win9x

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  19. Teen years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and now Windows 95 is venturing into the angsty adolescent years. I don't even want to be around Vista when it begins high school....

  20. Ah, the commercials... by Millennium · · Score: 0

    I still say that Apple should have come up with a counter-commercial, showing Win95 crashes, driver annoyances, and other problems, all to the tune of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction."

    1. Re:Ah, the commercials... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Well, seen in the context of Microsoft's other commercials and marketing campaigns, this is arguably the least terrible. Its almost actually kind of good. I didn't vividly remember how terribly Win95 was, I might actually be kind of inclined to want to buy it. Its much less lame than the Win7 commercials, and its 88 windows better!

    2. Re:Ah, the commercials... by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Well, Apple's OS at the time wasn't exactly the pinnacle of stability (or anything else for that matter), so it would have made them look a bit silly. Even Mac OS 9, released in 1999, made Windows 95 look remarkably modern.

    3. Re:Ah, the commercials... by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      The look the little girl gives the camera at the end of the commercial always made me giggle a bit. It seemed to say "What? This is it? Seriously?"

      .

    4. Re:Ah, the commercials... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Well, they did this.

  21. Norton Desktop by Bigbutt · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was using Norton Desktop on my Windows 3.1 box before Windows 95 came out. Nice clean interface and I didn't have to have a bunch of windows open. When 95 came out, it removed the need for Norton as it incorporated many of the features into the Windows shell.

    I do know that Windows 95 killed my desire to muck with the system. With Windows 3.1 I was researching performance techniques and improving my config. I had a friend with a faster system however my Windows install was faster than his (he ranted a bit about it :) ).

    But Windows 3.1 killed my desire to program until I got into Unix. I spent a lot of time reading the Petzold books and I understood how to write code for Windows but it was more complicated than I wanted to deal with for the hobby stuff I was doing.

    [John]

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  22. 15, you say? by FuckingNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    After so many years of Windows giving me an assfucking, now it's finally legal to... oh wait, one more year. Mustn't make that mistake again!

    1. Re:15, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about Windows, not MacOS.

  23. Who cares? by bit9 · · Score: 0

    I'm really not trying to flame/troll/etc, but these "X turns N years old" stories are among the stupidest, most worthless non-story, non-news items ever posted on Slashdot.

    I mean, really, WHO CARES??? No, seriously, I'm not just trolling. I really want to know, who among you actually thinks this story is newsworthy and/or prescient, and more importantly, why?

    1. Re:Who cares? by nicc777 · · Score: 1

      I like them... Reminds me how far we have come.

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    2. Re:Who cares? by bit9 · · Score: 1

      Okay, but was Windows 95 really such an important milestone? And why is 15 years so significant? Next year it will be 16 years old. Are we going to have another Slashdot story about it then?

    3. Re:Who cares? by ihatejobs · · Score: 1

      Beware the powers of nostalgia my friend. Just reading through this tread has brought back a wash of memories from my Windows 95 days. Playing Hover, the Buddy Holly video on the install disc, the blue screens...

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    4. Re:Who cares? by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 1

      Especially the "news" part. How can predictable events be news? Stop the presses, 15 years from now, Win95 will turn 30 years old!

    5. Re:Who cares? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Okay, but was Windows 95 really such an important milestone?

      Did you ever use Windows 3.11? Because that whole "time-slice" multi-tasking made for a dog-slow machine. An idle app still got it's "fair share" of the CPU time for no good reason. It also couldn't manage memory to save its life and needed add-on software to access more physical memory. Oh, and I think '95 was the first time Windows came with a viable networking stack and could do TCP/IP out of the box.

      As much as I wasn't a fan on Windows '95, and had been using Linux for several years before that, it did bring better multi-tasking and the like.

      Windows '95 was the beginnings of Microsoft actually having an operating system that did what 'real' operating systems of the day did, everything else was just basically cheap hacks on top of DOS -- and, in some ways, Windows '95 still had some cheap hacks, but it was a step in the right direction.

      Next year it will be 16 years old. Are we going to have another Slashdot story about it then?

      Heck, they might have another one tomorrow, just for the fun of it. You know how dupes go around here. :-P

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    6. Re:Who cares? by Ben4jammin · · Score: 1

      I think it is worthwhile and why is very easy to answer:

      Because I, along with many others in this thread, was THERE when it happened. The endless re-installs, blue screens, and tweaking. Moving from 3.11 to 95, and then 95 to 98. Now that I am a network engineer, I don't see as many things that really make me go WOW. After muddling around in DOS for so many years it was kinda cool to see the evolution to 3.11, 95 etc. I know that performance wise that early Windows was crap...but in a way it still felt like coming out of a cave into the light of day.

      And it would appear from the comments that I am not alone in enjoying the nostalgia. If you have no interest in nostalgia, that's fine. Go find something you enjoy reading about. Surely these types of stories interspersed with the others is not too great a burden to bear.

    7. Re:Who cares? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I'm really not trying to flame/troll/etc, but these "X turns N years old" stories are among the stupidest, most worthless non-story, non-news items ever posted on Slashdot.

      I don't know about that. Although I could have done the math, I didn't put 95 and 15 together to make 110. I realize that windows 95 is ancient, but it came out about the same time I started noticing computers. In the back of my head, its somehow always cutting edge, I think of windows 95 and my first thought was that commercial on youtube, and there's a flash of "THE FUTURE IS NOW!"

      It's kind of like how when you first started noticing girls, you had your first real crush, and maybe you look back now and don't know what you possibly thought was attractive in her at the time, and on her facebook page now she mentions she's a creationist and you see that she's 50 pounds overweight... but whenever you hear her first name you sometimes think "Oh that's that bodacious babe in algebra... wait, no..."

      Anyway, nerd nostalgia is at type of news for nerds. I care.

    8. Re:Who cares? by mark72005 · · Score: 1

      I agree totally. Windows 95 turning 15 affects no one's life at all, so this should be "idle" at best

    9. Re:Who cares? by Skater · · Score: 1

      I remember people saying at the time they wouldn't "downgrade" from Windows 3.11 to '95. This was one of my first experiences with zealots, though I have no idea why they'd pick Win 3.11 to be zealous about. Most of them probably couldn't "downgrade" because their computers weren't fast enough, but some of them I think truly believed Win 3.11 was better than 95. (I realize Win 95 had plenty of its own problems, but to call it worse than Windows 3.11 was insane - the people saying that definitely hadn't used both.)

    10. Re:Who cares? by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      It was an important milestone in a commercial sense: it was not innovative, it was not even particularly good, but it sold INSANELY well.

    11. Re:Who cares? by bit9 · · Score: 1

      Did you ever use Windows 3.11?

      Yes, and Windows 3.0 before that. And yes, when Windows 95 came out, I (eventually) upgraded. However, pre-emptive multitasking or not, Windows 95 hardly qualifies as an important computing milestone in my book. More to the point, even if it was an important milestone, it would still be, IMO, completely pointless and vapid to have a news story about it turning 15.

  24. you're talking out of your back orifice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And today -- 15 years later -- it's still "almost ready" for the desktop."

    Lubuntu runs faster than Windows off a USB device, on the same hardware, browsing, word Processing, multimedia etc ..

    lubuntu | light Ubuntu for faster computing

  25. And people still don't read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This layout of Windows has been in the market for 15 years, and I still have to do tech support for people who don't know what the fucking Start Button or task bar are.

    "What web browser do you use?"
    "Umm, I don't know? Foxfire?" "The E?"

    1. Re:And people still don't read by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >"Umm, I don't know? Foxfire?" "The E?"

      You know, that one that's named after the movie where Clint Eastwood steals that plane that only flies if you think in Russian!

  26. try running Windows 95 on modern hardware... by FuckingNickName · · Score: 0

    ...notice the speed? That's how responsive an OS should be today. And no bullshit layers of indirection excuses. The hardware is capable, and the software just needs to be made efficient.

    1. Re:try running Windows 95 on modern hardware... by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Replace Windows 95 with Windows 2000 and I agree. Windows 2000 was the apex of the Microsoft Operating systems. If it weren't for the ubiquity of wireless (and the non-support of Windows 2000 of it), I think I could still use it productively today. Windows XP brought two things that were worthwhile: Fast User Switching and Wireless support out of the box... which many wireless chipset manufacturers don't seem to understand given the unneeded crap they bundle. A third, but mostly for corporate use, would be Remote Desktop... but my memory might be hazy and W2k might have had it.

    2. Re:try running Windows 95 on modern hardware... by internewt · · Score: 1

      Yeap, 2000 was the pinnacle of MS products. Since then they have been focusing even more on attracting new users to computers, and as a consequence the amount of shiny-shiny and hand holding has sky rocketed.

      2000 pro never had remote desktop, but the server versions did. I used to use 2000 server as my desktop OS for a good while, because it was essentially the same as 2000 pro, but with the useful feature of terminal services. I used to connect to the TS from work so that I could surf, IRC, usenet, etc. from work, without incriminating applications or data on my work PC.

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    3. Re:try running Windows 95 on modern hardware... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

      Replace Windows 95 with Windows 2000 and I agree. Windows 2000 was the apex of the Microsoft Operating systems. If it weren't for the ubiquity of wireless (and the non-support of Windows 2000 of it), I think I could still use it productively today. Windows XP brought two things that were worthwhile: Fast User Switching and Wireless support out of the box... which many wireless chipset manufacturers don't seem to understand given the unneeded crap they bundle. A third, but mostly for corporate use, would be Remote Desktop... but my memory might be hazy and W2k might have had it.

      Until not that long ago I steered non-technical computer users to Windows 98. It was stable enough that you could live with it, did what people needed to do, didn't require ridiculous amounts of CPU or memory, and had USB that worked. Some people claim there is USB support in Windows 95, but after careful study I have come to the conclusion that they are mistaken.

      Now, of course, I suggest they buy a Mac Mini. When my Mom saw mine she flipped over it and promptly bought herself one. The killer app for her was Garage Band, since she's a musician.

      ...laura

    4. Re:try running Windows 95 on modern hardware... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 (or Win2k, for that matter) are both pretty fax on a 200MHz PPro. I still have a few of those lying around, and at times they're more responsive than my XP desktop.

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  27. Networking was the big gain by yelvington · · Score: 1

    Networking was the big leap forward from my perpective. I never had mouse responsiveness issues with Win 3, but when it came to plugging in to the ethernet or a modem, it was a train wreck of competing and incompatible networking layers. Depending on which application you needed to use, you might have to reboot into a completely different configuration.

    If you wanted to create a dialup Internet-access service, you had to distribute a whole networking bundle to your prospective customers. What a mess!

    Win95 ended that chaos.

    It was pretty, too. Installing it was a nightmare -- 18 floppy disks, as I recall -- and it was prone to locking up while trying to detect hardware. But if you got it working you thought you'd gone to heaven.

    Then the viruses came, and the bluescreens, and joy turned to sorrow.

  28. Re:"pre Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Exp" by zlogic · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've used 98lite back then. The full version can also remove other unwanted stuff.

  29. Useless, but still copyright protected. by h00manist · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess Microsoft didn't make enough money from it yet, because it will still have copyright protection for some 60 years.

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    1. Re:Useless, but still copyright protected. by eht · · Score: 1

      If it is useless then why do you care? Are you seriously going to use it for anything? Or are you just whining for whining's sake? If you are going to complain about copyright, do it for something someone would have a use for.

    2. Re:Useless, but still copyright protected. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      OK, just whining for whining's sake, wasting everyone's time. But it did have win32, which could become a free API, if software copyright were limited to 10 years. People could hack 10-year-old software freely, and make it useful again, rather than let it go to waste. XP would become free next year.

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  30. You make a grown man cry.... by waterford0069 · · Score: 1

    Of course marketing wisely removed the "You make a grown man cry...." lines from "Start Me Up"

  31. What a shame by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft had to re-imburse businesses for all the hours lost and wasted dealing with the steaming pile of crap (aka Windows 95) they would have been bankrupted years ago.

  32. Re:"pre Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Exp" by nitro322 · · Score: 1

    I used to use 98lite for this, which does still seem to be available. Worked very well back in the day.

  33. Public Domain by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

    Now, can anyone honestly say that there is any valid reason why the complete source code to Windows 95 should not be in the Public Domain already?

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    1. Re:Public Domain by MrTripps · · Score: 1

      Because someone might use it?

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  34. Re:Ugh, so many bad memories of the Win95 launch by keeboo · · Score: 1

    Ah... I remember the Win95 launch. I was still living at home at the time

    I know what you mean... A bridge is not quite the same thing.

  35. yay for windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yay for still selling games that ran under it. Alas no Populous III

  36. Overly optimistic there... by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the summary:

    Of course if you were alive then, you've probably seen the commercials.

    You don't honestly think that slashdot is in any way relevant to kids 15 and under, do you? If we even said "old enough to remember seeing the commercials" and graciously said that someone 5 years old at the time might remember them, that would mean you expect slashdot to have relevance to the 20-and-under set.

    Although I honestly don't remember the commercials, and Windows 95 was the first OS I bought (or pirated? I don't remember now) on CD. I do recall that 95 was the first windows release that actually required you to enter a registration key at installation; 3.1 would graciously let you "enter it later".

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    1. Re:Overly optimistic there... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      For that matter, I was 16 at the time and don't remember hearing or seeing a single computer. I do remember wishing I had something better than Netscape on Win 3.11 w/ AOL dialup for surfing however.

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    2. Re:Overly optimistic there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't honestly think that slashdot is in any way relevant to kids 15 and under, do you?

      Firstly, I'm not sure I'd consider slashdot relevant to anyone. Secondly, I was ~14 when I started reading slashdot, so yeah, some of the people here may not have been alive when it was released. I remember when my friend's dad came home with Windows 95 but I can't remember ever seeing the ads for it.

    3. Re:Overly optimistic there... by damn_registrars · · Score: 0, Redundant
      I won't go into my age when Win95 came out. I will say that I knew some people who were - in comparison to myself - early adopters of the system. However I also recall the first thing they showed me in Win95 was how to boot it to the command prompt, skipping the overhead of the GUI completely. Because after all, "real men" did their work at the command prompt or through DOS programs anyways.

      I also remember being puzzled at the thought of running games in Win95 - why would I ever want to run something as great as Doom in a window? That seemed like sacrilege, futility, or both. However I did have one game fairly early that benefitted from Win95 - Warcraft2. While WC2 on its own did not need Win95, the map editor pretty much did. Some of us recall the map editor could run in Win3.1 with WinG and Win32s, but those were not easy to find. I remember many a long hour on BBSes with 14.4 dial-up looking through file repositories for "WinG" and finding long lists of "Wing Commander this" and "Wing Commander that".

      I do remember wishing I had something better than Netscape on Win 3.11 w/ AOL dialup for surfing however.

      Count yourself lucky. My first browser in windows was the Prodigy browser, on a 2400baud modem. Later I upgraded to a 14.4 - then eventually a 28.8 - and got access through the local university; browsing with a very early mosaic browser.

      And don't get me started on gopher holes or telnet or ftp sites.

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    4. Re:Overly optimistic there... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      This account has a 5-digit ID. I've had it since around 1999 and I believe it was the second one that I created, though I can't remember the password to the first one. That said, I just 26 in June and was under 15 when I joined Slashdot. Then again, I'm not exactly typical.

    5. Re:Overly optimistic there... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Although I honestly don't remember the commercials, and Windows 95 was the first OS I bought (or pirated? I don't remember now) on CD. I do recall that 95 was the first windows release that actually required you to enter a registration key at installation; 3.1 would graciously let you "enter it later".

      I only remember the OS/2 nuns but I was still using an Amiga at the time so the whole thing passed me by. When I finally did get a PC a couple of years later as you said it asked for a registration key which, coming from Amiga, I thought was really weird. The PC didn't come with any CD's so I called the shop, their answer: "Call a friend who uses Windows and ask them for their registration key." :-) I don't think I ever paid for a single piece of software while using Windows. Now I use a mac and the vast majority of my software is legit.

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    6. Re:Overly optimistic there... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I was in college then, used a Mac, and didn't watch much TV. I don't think I saw the commercials, but I do think I was alive at the time.

    7. Re:Overly optimistic there... by damn_registrars · · Score: 0

      That said, I just 26 in June and was under 15 when I joined Slashdot

      12 years ago the internet was a different place than it is now, even if slashdot hasn't improved much in that time frame. Most kids under 16 likely see the internet as "facebook" and "everything else"; and slashdot doesn't compete well in that "everything else" category for the under-15 crowd.

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    8. Re:Overly optimistic there... by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      I found slashdot on a link from CmdrTaco's home page (which doesn't appear to have been updated since about that time frame) while looking for the download link for ePlus, which was this sort of dock widgetty thing for Enlightenment dr0.14. The world was a much smaller place back then, I guess... there was more "community" to the community and you couldn't really help but run into the same set of people. 'Nets full of strangers with pictures taken at angles helping hid the fact that if not for that hoodie, their fat would be out all over the place.

    9. Re:Overly optimistic there... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seriously? You don't remember the commercials with the Rolling Stones 'Start Me Up' playing while someone clicked on the start button?

      Surely you at least remember the jokes that the second verse would have been more appropriate. (You, you, you make a grown man cry.)

    10. Re:Overly optimistic there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Windows 95 (not OSR2) would allow you to not enter a key. Used it all the time when I lost the cardboard sleeve the CD came in. I dont recall if there were several builds/releases of Windows 95 released, but I do remember the third button between OK and Cancel.

  37. Under appreciated? by gravis777 · · Score: 1

    I think Windows 95 is greatly under-appreciated. I remember one of the biggest jokes was "Oh, its more Mac Like!". People who made that claim seem to not remember the horrors that was MacOS 7, 8 or 9. I did not become familer with Linux until 1997, so I cannot compare, but, as far as I can remember, the only thing even in the same league with Windows '95 OS/2, which Microsoft wrote a good deal of the code for, if I remember right. It pretty much standardized Plug N Play on the PC platform (granted, it was buggy, still had to manually reassign the IRQs on my Awe32 because Windows kept wanting to assign it the same IRQ as my video card), and it really started pushing the demand for faster processors (before that, people were like, my 286 can run Windows and I can run Word Perfect, why do I need a new computer). Windows '95 included Winsock intergrated into the OS, as well as dialers, so this made connecting to an ISP much easier than it had ever been. I was amazed with the concept that I could download multiple files at once! It made people want to upgrade to 256-color and high-color displays. The introduction of APIs ment that software manufactorors no longer had to write their software for each individual piece of hardware out there, you just had to have it complient to the API, and hope the sound card / video card / printer supported Windows specifications.

    While it may have been insecure, prone to crashes, and the butt of many jokes, Windows '95 really did kind of revolutionize computing. I think credit is due.

    1. Re:Under appreciated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The introduction of APIs ment that software manufactorors no longer had to write their software for each individual piece of hardware out there, you just had to have it complient to the API, and hope the sound card / video card / printer supported Windows specifications

      `complient' used to and still does mean writing device drivers for the differing hardware and `complient' used also mean writing the software to run on the hardware, not the other way round. At least until Microsoft invented "Designed for MS Windows" labels .. :)

      Basically, Windows 95 was designed to not work well with Novell Netware

    2. Re:Under appreciated? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I was amazed with the concept that I could download multiple files at once!

      Which just goes to show that Windows95 was impressive to people, as long as those people had only used other Microsoft platforms. You're talking about something Amiga users were doing a decade earlier. A decade, and this is in the context of the computer business.

      Windows '95 really did kind of revolutionize computing.

      Windows95 evolved MS-DOS from a 1970s style platform to a mid-1980s style. That would have been "revolutionary" ten years earlier, but in in 1995, the entire non-Microsoft world was laughing about it. 1995's OS revolution (along with some pretty nifty hardware) that would really wake everyone up to what they needed to be doing, would happen a few months later, in early October. But that's another story.

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    3. Re:Under appreciated? by men0s · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 did include Winsock but I remember having to download Winsock 2 as it was a prerequisite for more than a few programs that could connect to the Internet. I can't seem to remember if Win98 SE ever included Winsock 2 or if a user was still required to download it.

    4. Re:Under appreciated? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The two things that annoyed me the most was that modems were maxed out by the operating system at 9600bps and a combination of a buggy Microsoft written sound driver and the logout noise crashed the computer every time I went to shut it down. Win95 pushed me to slackware linux because I was too stingy to buy OS/2.

    5. Re:Under appreciated? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Windows '95 really did kind of revolutionize computing. I think credit is due.

      Considering that a couple of guys in Tasmania had already written a better TCP/IP stack for the platform and everything else had been done elsewhere, or even better in the same building (Windows NT), it really was a much delayed disappointment instead of something to "revolutionize computing." It would not even run dialup modems at full speed. We had to wait for win98 or WindowsNT to get that.
      It was hyped a huge amount, released late and is really what makes people think computers are unreliable pieces of crap today.

  38. I still have one machine running Win95 by niks42 · · Score: 1

    A legacy bit of device programming kit I have only runs on Windows and needs a serial port, and I have an old Toshiba satellite laptop with not enough memory to boot XP .. Win95 works fine. I bought the world's oldest PCMCIA (non-32 bit) network adapter off a certain Internet Auction Site; I just drop Intel Hex files into a shared folder and off it goes. AND it doesn't insist on my downloading multiple updates for Windows security fixes every time I boot it. I did have to take the hard disk out, put a DOS boot image and all of the Win95 diskette images on to it to bootstrap the install, cuz I couldn't find enough 3.5 inch diskettes ..

    1. Re:I still have one machine running Win95 by Dynedain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It might be time to look into running a virtual machine for that legacy tool. You also can get modern motherboards with serial ports, or even USB to serial port adapters.

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    2. Re:I still have one machine running Win95 by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      I am a glider pilot and we use serial ports quite a lot still for accessing our secure data loggers. I have found most of the serial to USB adaptors flaky to say the least.

      For some reason auto port setting/device detection just does not work very well with them, and they frequently need their drivers reloading. Some brands are better than others but I would rather have a real serial port any day!

  39. What MS can never admit.... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...is the Win95's ease of copying and piracy really established their dominance in the PC market.

    OS2 was a better system, but iirc much harder to pirate.

    The fact that sneaker-net distribution meant EVERYONE grew up with a system running Win95 ended up making Gates a bajillionaire.

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    1. Re:What MS can never admit.... by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you cannot make that claim.
      Copying OS/2 Warp was just as easy as windows 95. It was just that people did not WANT to copy it.
      I got one computer with it pre-installed and never felt bad about wiping it.

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    2. Re:What MS can never admit.... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Some OS/2 Warp 3 upgrade CDs were copy protected if I remember...

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  40. Re:"pre Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Exp" by alexhs · · Score: 2, Informative

    after doing a quick google search i think this app is nowhere to be found

    After doing my own quick google search I found a mirror of it on the first page of results here.

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  41. Re:Ugh, so many bad memories of the Win95 launch by RogueyWon · · Score: 1

    Pedant...

    It's weird, though. I moved out of the parents' place almost 15 years ago and despite only having been back for short stints since (a couple of university holidays when I couldn't find anything better and a period of about 2-3 months between finishing up my studies and finding a proper job - yeah, the market for new graduates was much kinder back then) I still call it "home" when I talk about it. This is despite having a mortgage on my own place and whatnot. I suspect if they ever moved house, I would never call their new place "home". There's just something about the place you grew up...

  42. False advertising with the Rolling Stones... by MrMe · · Score: 1

    The commercials were the best.

    If you start me up! ... If you start me up I'll never st...

    An exception 08 has occurred at 0323:C23776D in VxD DiskTSD(03) * 00002848.
    This was called from 0323:C2378D7 in VxD voltrack(04) * 00000000. It may be
    possible to continue normally.

    * Press any key to attempt to continue.
    * Press CTRL+ALT+RESET to restart your computer

  43. Somebody has to say it by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Windows is a 32 bit extension of a 16 bit shell for a 8 bit operating system written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company that can't stand one bit of competition!

    1. Re:Somebody has to say it by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Hey, that joke just turned 15! shouldn't we have a slashdot story about it?

  44. Important lyrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, yes, I always got a kick out of how they cut off Mick Jagger right before he goes "you make a grown man cry!".

  45. Loathed It! by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Win 95 was disgusting. I hated that OS and Win 98 was awful as well. The only thing those OSs ever did was get me to use Linux!

  46. Re:"pre Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Exp" by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    yup, thats the one!

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  47. Just spend a few days in Arkansas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, dude. Know Your Ages of Consent.

    1. Re:Just spend a few days in Arkansas by swillden · · Score: 1

      The video isn't accurate for my state (Utah). It says the age of consent is 16, but that's only true if you're less then 10 years older. The true age of consent in Utah is 18. I suspect lots of states have similar caveats.

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  48. What a POS it was by wwphx · · Score: 1

    We went from Windows For Workgroups to NT 3 in the IT dept where I was at and I never went back to consumer-grade MS OS. Three years ago I switched to Mac, and am quite happy. Sadly I keep an XP Pro VM around, will probably have to upgrade it to 7 so I can remote support my dad.

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    1. Re:What a POS it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP tried out Macs at the time and kept sending them back because System 7 was not robust enough in any form.

      8 thought that 2 times 8192k was 6384k for co-operative multi-tasking.

      Apple only joined the 20th century in the 21st when multi-tasking OS X came out.

      Microsoft beat Apple because they delivered a product that was useful to the majority of people and no amount of /. ignorance can change that.

  49. No, it does not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 95 is EOL, i.e. dead. It doesn't turn 15, just like King William I of the Netherlands doesn't turn 238. He would have turned 238 today, if he were still alive. Windows 95 would have turned 15 if it were not EOL.

    1. Re:No, it does not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because Microsoft declares Windows 95 EOL doesn't mean I can't continue to use it. That isn't the same thing as a dead King who will never come back to life.

  50. Drinking Game by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know someone who took a drink everytime W95 blue-screened. He died of liver damage in 97.

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    1. Re:Drinking Game by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Troll? Come on that was funny.

    2. Re:Drinking Game by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      If '95 hadn't got him by then, '98 would've finished him off anyway.

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  51. Windows 95 - a decade of lost focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider that Windows 95 was a commercial success, but it set the wrong direction for Microsoft's software for a decade. Windows 95 was considered "easy and intuitive" and that users didn't really need to understand what they were doing. They only needed to ask themselves "where do you want to go today." This has led us to where we are today- a mess with literally one half million known computer viruses- all designed for the Windows platform. I blame Windows 95. As long as you make a lot of money, then all is forgiven. People chose the supposed "easy" and new look of Windows 95 over Windows NT 3.51. It's ironic that '95 was based on DOS guts; whereas, NT was actually the new architecture. It wasn't as "pretty" because it was based on the older Windows 3.1 interface. People chose cuteness over stability. It took until NT4 for it to get the same "look and feel." In the meantime, Microsoft didn't really know what to do with NT given '95's runaway commercial success. They chose to market it as "for business only." This vision continues at Microsoft to the present day.

    Along the way, some of us got tired of their abuse and gouging and jumped off their sinking ship.

  52. Apple Menu to the masses by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    It was shoddy product and ridiculously unreliable.

    What it did contribute, though, was that it showed the Apple Menu to the whole world. Mac OS has now moved away from that, but pretty much everyone else is now using some sort of logo, in the upper or lower left corner of the screen, to access a menu of applications and/or OS settings. And I think Windows 95 (not MacOS) really gets the credit for that. If they hadn't used the idea, I really just can't help but wonder if anyone would be doing it anymore. Maybe, maybe not.

    Of course, Windows95 managed to get it wrong by labeling it "start," leading to maximum user-astonishment when people wanted to shutdown or reboot, but I assume that was just a joke. The idea behind it, wasn't.

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    1. Re:Apple Menu to the masses by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly was better than the sickass of macos before X, featuring the most braindead "multitasking" this side of an iphone.

      And the last sentence: Its always brought up, usually by stupid people and in combination with a car analogy. Guess what, you shut down your car with the "ignition" key, too!

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    2. Re:Apple Menu to the masses by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Of course, Windows95 managed to get it wrong by labeling it "start," leading to maximum user-astonishment when people wanted to shutdown or reboot, but I assume that was just a joke. The idea behind it, wasn't.

      I never understood people's confusion about the whole Start->shutdown thing. I don't see how anyone could have been confused by it - the first time you use the Start menu to do anything, you see "Shutdown" down at the bottom, so you know it is there. Plus, system shutdown is a process, so you are essentially saying "start the shutdown process". Easy to find, makes sense, I think this was really a non-issue that was just good fodder for jokes, but really could only have been a problem for the brain-dead.

  53. Re:Ugh, so many bad memories of the Win95 launch by RaymondKurzweil · · Score: 1

    So Windows 95 was your dad's idea?

  54. Great cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember a great cartoon in the paper around the time of Win95's release. It was a picture of a computer surrounded by confetti with "Windows '95" on the screen. And next to it was a Mac that said "Windows '84, '85, '86..."

    Way to be 11 years later to the party, there Microsoft.

    1. Re:Great cartoon by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      PCs had color before Mac.

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    2. Re:Great cartoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Amiga had color before PC.

    3. Re:Great cartoon by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but CGA... Come on. :-D

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  55. End of Life by JJJJust · · Score: 1

    Surely the End of Life of Windows 95 precludes it from being 15... I mean... it's dead. Dead things don't age.

  56. In other news... by Nugoo · · Score: 1

    In other news, Yasser Arafat turns 81.

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  57. Songs for the birthday party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  58. Re:Ugh, so many bad memories of the Win95 launch by RogueyWon · · Score: 1

    In our household it was.

    Don't think I'll ever forgive him for that one.

  59. Good Job Microsoft by tautog · · Score: 1

    C:\NGRTLNS.W95

    1. Re:Good Job Microsoft by internewt · · Score: 1

      More like c:\con\con\grtlns.w95

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  60. You The Man! by Petersko · · Score: 1

    "...But within months of the official release, I switched to Linux..."

    I know some kinky people, but not many who would go through the self flagellation that was the user experience of Linux in the mid-90's. If you tell me it was slackware I'll bow to the king.

    1. Re:You The Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he he

      That would be me:

      The time: 1996
      The place Birkbeck College University of London on a Bioinformatics MSc.

      All attempts at writing something complicated in C and/or Java on Windows NT 4 failing horribly with BSOD everywhere.
      Cue Red Hat Linux 3.0 duly loaded via floppies onto an IBM P133 with a whopping 64M of RAM and a 2G disk.

      X, Netscape, 3C509, gcc and all the goodies. Stable molecular simulation software written, A grade awarded. I never looked back.

      I now architect Open Source client/server systems for a living. And its a good living too. All because WNT4 sucked goat.

  61. Windows 95 by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1
  62. Fond memories of never running Windows 95 and up by sprins · · Score: 1

    Some time before Win95 came out I had already switched to OS/2, which I kept using far beyond 2000 upto the moment that I switched to Linux. When Apple OSX was released I switched to that fairly quick.

    Neither OS/2 nor Linux was ideal, but it made me so happy not to have to use Win95 (and up).

    For my work I mainly used the command line, and my servers ran OS/2 and Linux as well (DB/2 and Java), so that turned out pretty good.

    People tended to laugh at me for being so recalcitrant with my OS choice. Yet I managed to reach financial independence in doing so. And I tend to believe that choosing my OS had unimportant role in that because we depended on speed and uptime for our business.

    Therefore I want to thank Microsoft in retrospect for showing me how bad they sucked at OS development and innovation during my use of Windows 3.0 and 3.1 making me stay away from their products from then on.

    Fond memories indeed...

  63. the sad part of it is... by cryptozoologist · · Score: 1

    if you look at a graph of the stock price of silicon graphics (i just tried to get this at google finance, but the historical information was unavailable) you see it peaks right about the time windows 95 was released. up until then, anyone trying to do serious (be sure to screw your face into a grimace when you say that) computing turned to unix and shunned dos and win 3.1. but with the release of windows 95 people got more ambitious about what they thought could be accomplished with commodity hardware and windows. if only they realized that 15 years later they would be almost on par with *nix ;-)

  64. OSR2 was a good compromiae for me. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's what most machines were shipping with in 1996 and 97, anyway. FAT32 support, no integrated MSIE crap, and a bit more stable than the original Win95 release.

    I still have a pair of PPro gaming boxes running Win95 OSR2 (as well as various other OSes from the time period including BeOS 5 and versions of both Mandrake and Red Hat Linux.

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  65. Left out an important lyric... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "you make a grown man cry"

  66. Windows '9x turned me off Windows for life by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Way back when I was in university, I did a placement year as IT technician at a school.

    Now, if you've ever been a humble IT technician you'll know that the average technician frequently does not have the authority to do anything particularly interesting. This place was particularly bad because my own manager at the time was actively opposed to more-or-less anything that could make life easier. He wasn't hugely keen on scripting the boring work away, and suggesting that we license Ghost nearly gave him fits.

    And he'd acquired a network of about 80-100 PCs running Windows '95 and '98 authenticating against an NT 4 domain. "Nightmare of Brobdingnagian Proportions" more or less covers it.

  67. It's Mother's birthday, too by gratuitous_arp · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a point at which it's spooky to be celebrating the birthday of dead things? Like, when it dies?

    This is too Norman Batesy for me.

  68. non Windows porn users ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I threw my Linux box .. behind a rack and .. Used it every day .. to process my porn images"

    What is the correlation between a particular OS and the porn viewing habits of its Linux, Apple or Unix users.

    1. Re:non Windows porn users ? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      The correlation is that Linux users won't tolerate the Blue Balls of Death you get when Windows crashes.

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    2. Re:non Windows porn users ? by h00manist · · Score: 1

      What is the correlation between a particular OS and the porn viewing habits of its Linux, Apple or Unix users.

      Windows XP - underage porn, 200lb breasts, been drinkin motorcycle ladies
      Linux - erotic sexual fantaxy stories with multiple participants and unknown outcomes
      MacOS - regular, healthy porn can sometimes stimulate sex in marriage
      iphone OS - no time for porn - just sex, sex, and more sex. no marriages. yet. no flashing.
      SunOS - Advanced age porn
      FreeBSD - lights out, can't see porn, scan logs, see porn of other users, send report to management

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  69. I remember Windows 95 by PPH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was at Boeing back then. Everyone in engineering had Macs but the fix was in with Microsoft. W3.1 was judged unsuitable for use, so only a few poor suckers were stuck with that. We had a number of PCs running DOS. Great for lab use, as numerous ISA cards were avaiilable, or easily cobbled up by our technicians.

    One day, the IT folks showed up and dropped a Dell 166 on my desk (between my Mac and X terminal). It only had a DOS command prompt, but the hardware guys assured me that the Windows guys would follow shortly with their install disks.

    About 3 months later, this pig was still sitting there with nothing but a DOS command prompt staring back at me. The story was that initial W95 installs were proving to be a disaster and IT was in the process of staffing up to levels needed to support the platform. I went to my boss and told him, "While I'm waiting, there's this other system available now that I can load and try out. Its called Linux."

    He said, "OK" and I've never looked back. Thank you Mr. Gates.

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    1. Re:I remember Windows 95 by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I started with Linux in 1995, too. It was Yggdrasil, took twenty minutes to boot on a 386/33 MHz machine. To make it boot faster one had to configure it to look only for the available hardware, otherwise it would look for everything it had drivers for and wait for timeout.

      Then I learned about Slackware and never looked back.

  70. I liked IE3 by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna get flamed for this, but even though I mostly used Netscape, I actually liked IE3--the page rendering seemed to be smoother but it seems like neither browser was all that stable.

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    1. Re:I liked IE3 by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      I switched to from Navigator to IE on IE4, then jumped ship at IE6 to Opera. Played with others since, but always came back.

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  71. Posthumous Birthday by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah... It would be 15 years old today if it were still alive.

    (Coincidentally, 15 years is roughly 95 in IT years.)

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    1. Re:Posthumous Birthday by Alanonfire · · Score: 1

      Yeah... It would be 15 years old today if it were still alive.

      (Coincidentally, 15 years is roughly 95 in IT years.)

      Hey I have a Win95 machine in a box under another box in a room in a house that I don't live in. The OS still works, the computer just sucks (mmm, 66Mhz). I told my dad to toss it, but he's one of those electronics guys who says, "you never know when you might need to steal a piece off of that." I said "Dad, I just bought you an iMac, you can throw it away."

  72. Windows 2000 turns 10 by shaji · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let me submit news that before anyone does.

    1. Re:Windows 2000 turns 10 by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      That leaves room for me to jump in and submit that Windows 98 turns 12!

  73. Re:I look just like Buddy Holly.. on Amiga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, i tried to watch that with my Amiga 1200... MC68030 just wasn't enough without framedropping :)

  74. stability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you mean the ping of death? god was that fun (back in the day when icq also showed the ip of the other party)

  75. Scary CRTs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CRT monitors. When I've seen them I've literally thought "what are those THINGS?!" I would use Windows 95 on a TFT rather than any OS on a CRT.

  76. Great.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot can add.... Good Job....

  77. Win95 seemed promising at first, but then... by FridayBob · · Score: 4, Insightful
    • CPU and memory requirements were so much higher, that you basically needed a brand new machine to run it.
    • Because of the registry, it was no longer possible to copy a program to another machine by simply copying a particular directory structure and a few .ini files. For M$, of course, this was the entire point. Unfortunately...
    • Because the registry was so easily corruptible, people who used it would regularly see their machine's performance drop and/or encounter regular lock-ups and blue screens, and subsequently find themselves spending hours reinstalling everything. It was no longer possible to fix things by modifying a few .ini files with a text editor.
    • Because of the registry, which would quickly grow beyond the size of a 1.44 MB floppy disk, the only real backups possible were disk-image backups.
    • Because the registry could so easily be exploited, the number of species of computer viruses exploded. Without that, the virus industry would certainly not be as successful as it is today.
    • Because of the registry, it could become next to impossible to get certain complicated machines, particularly fancy laptops, to work properly after installing all of the necessary drivers.
    • It would not lend itself to the simple remote boot method that was previously so popular with Win311 (well, I do know of one NetWare shop that actually managed this feat anyway, but it was very complex). For many of us who thought we had things licked, this made network maintenance an order of magnitude more complicated.

    At the time may career as a NetWare sysadmin was just taking off, so it was another six years before I made the switch to Linux, but for me Win95 marked the beginning of the end of my belief in proprietary software.

    1. Re:Win95 seemed promising at first, but then... by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      I am absolutely astonished you have not been trolled by Microsoft shills. Well written post! And a great review on all the problems with the Windows registry (the reason I'm surprised you haven't been attacked). I'd suspect the shills have mod points, except that you've been voted +5: Insightful.

    2. Re:Win95 seemed promising at first, but then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the registry could so easily be exploited, the number of species of computer viruses exploded. Without that, the virus industry would certainly not be as successful as it is today.

      Really, did the registry themselves really cause computer viruses to explode?

      CPU and memory requirements were so much higher, that you basically needed a brand new machine to run it.

      Really, can anyone else comment on that?

  78. Win95, an infamous computer virus by ultramarweeni · · Score: 1

    Windows 95 is commonly regarded as the most dangerous computer virus known. Once installed, it will crash the victim's computer in only matter of minutes.

    Reference: 08:25 at Star Wreck V: Lost Contact

  79. MPU by Haffner · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't want the corporate market IBM couldn't even get it together with OS/2 but they didn't want the home market Linux doesn't want the computer incompetent

    Hits the nail on the head

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  80. So long.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can remember Win 95! I actually found a machine last year that ran it and it looked so primitive, but I remember just how much I loved it when it first came out. Now I'm XP through and through. But I'm feeling all nostalgic now.... dubli time?

  81. Win95 - the day the computer died. by yossarianuk · · Score: 1

    I NEVER liked windows, coming from an Amiga background (I had the 500 + 1200).

    When My Amiga died in 1996 I got a Windows PC that cost 4 times the amount had 16 times the RAM and was about 50 times time faster in CPU speed (in Mhz) but was about 1000 X slower in doing anything, it was so unstable, everything cost lots more but did not have the capabilities of software on the Amiga (untill about 1/2 decade later) and our entire OS actually crashed (all the time) - with the Amiga crashes (guru mediations) nearly always occurred only ever in games.

    So for me I view Microsoft as a company that make computing progress go backwards.

    As well as being technically inept MS use their monopoly to prevent progress and innovation.

    Microsoft use FUD and threats about made up patents relating to Linux and open-source software to use a Mafia style technique of bullying money out of companies - with 'patent deals' - Tomtom and Amazon are recent victims. All the details are off record (if the details were ever publicised Microsoft could no longer use FUD as a weapon...) (I prey someone leaks the info to wikileaks)

    The result of Microsoft tactics have both helped to prevent innovation in the industry (Apple are being just as bad recently) and end up costing governments around the world huge bills with windows licenses that could be avoided and spent to improve society - alternatives exist but MS have always done their most to ensure that competition cannot exist

  82. Windoze: 15 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    years TOO old.

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  83. Revisionism by gavron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's nice that Microsoft and its trolled have "fixed" written history.

    Windows 95 was not released to the consumer market until 1996.

    You can edit WiKipedia, but you can't change reality.

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    1. Re:Revisionism by bwintx · · Score: 1

      I distinctly remember buying it off a stack at Sam's Club in September, 1995.

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    2. Re:Revisionism by gavron · · Score: 0

      I distinctly remember that a retail version wasn't sold until 1996.

      It's possible my memory is wrong, and you didn't buy a pre-release wholesale version, and Microsoft shils edited wikipedia...

      Having thought it over... I'm pretty sure I'm right.

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    3. Re:Revisionism by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I remember that too, although I didn't want to say anything just in case that was only in Australia.

    4. Re:Revisionism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently YOU can. I worked at a computer store at the time and very much still remember the crazed crowds waiting for the store to open on Aug 24/95 to pick up their reserved copies, the Rolling Stones' "Start Me up" playing all day until I wanted to shoot myself.

    5. Re:Revisionism by obijuanvaldez · · Score: 1

      Um. You're wrong. Even if I didn't distinctly remember it and you don't trust the wiki, other sources say the same.

    6. Re:Revisionism by bitflip · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft Windows 95 was released on August 24th, 1995.

      http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/173161-48-windows-release-date

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/business/longterm/microsoft/stories/1995/debut082495.htm

      http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/news/2007/08/dayintech_0824

      So, either all of those places (and a good chunk more) have been "fixed", or you're the one trying to change reality.

    7. Re:Revisionism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. I was, in fact, not only one of Windows 95's beta-testers, but attended one of the many Launch Events (Washington, DC, in fact) in August of 1995. The big problem Windows 95's public launch had was *success*; upgrade CDs became difficult, if not impossible, to find on shelves. (The 18-floppy upgrade version was easier to find, but who wanted to shuffle floppy-disks for hours?) Workarounds were traded like baseball cards (the most popular being the "install without Windows" workaround). It took until spring of 1996 for that supply situation with upgrade CDs to unwind (which may have been what you meant).

    8. Re:Revisionism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this out for reality jackass!

      http://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/24/business/midnight-sales-frenzy-ushers-in-windows-95.html

      Not to mention the fact that I picked up my copy just a few minutes after midnight in 1995 at Walmart in Lafayette, IN. My copy and that article must have been the result of time travel!

    9. Re:Revisionism by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Same here with 1996 - it must have been on a slow boat :)

    10. Re:Revisionism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember it as 96 as well. I distinctly remember thinking why was something released called 95 when it was 96?

  84. Start Me Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember the commercials with the Rolling Stones singing "Start Me Up". I also remember the other applicable line from that song, "You make a grown man cry."

  85. Powerdesk by NotFamous · · Score: 1

    I hate Windows explorer. I really wish they would add back Winfile.exe, just add long-filename support. I always had two-panes, side by side in a single window.

    Since they haven't, the first thing I do is install PowerDesk. It costs about $29, but it is worth it. I setup my two-pane view in a single window, with drive icons and other shortcuts on the powerbar above.

    PLEASE don't tell me how you can open up two explorer windows and place them side by side. That's a nightmare when you have many windows open.

    Total Commander is also good.

    Most of the time I run Ubuntu, so this doesn't come up much anymore. But I'm also in school, which apparently is sponsored by Microsoft, so I keep a Windows box around for that - and a few games!

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  86. Seperating the men from the boys. by westlake · · Score: 1

    Surely, you don't really think that's what it's all about, do you? Who cares if Windows has more market share? The purpose of free software projects is to produce quality free software, and as long as we continue to do that we could care less whether more people are using it than the proprietary alternative.

    Market share is a measure of quality.

    If your app is still widely regarded as second rate, and not worth the price even when distributed free-as-in-beer, you have a problem that needs fixing.

    1. Re:Seperating the men from the boys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Market share is a measure of quality.

      Hell yeah! I'm sure you bop down to McDonald's with your Justin Bieber CD's on full blast everyday. That's first class quality right there. Right?

    2. Re:Seperating the men from the boys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do idiots like you pollute discussion boards with your uninformed blather?

      Market share is a measure of quality.

      That is the most idiotic thing I think I have ever read on this entire website. GM sold more cars than anybody up until fairly recently. I guess they also made the highest quality cars too, right? Then suddenly Toyota started making better products. We can also assume, according to your logic, that Windows Mobile was of higher quality than Android until just a month or so ago.

      You are ridiculous. Please kill yourself.

  87. A little harsh by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Sure, Win95 looks bad today - it certainly crashed a lot, for one thing. But there's no denying that it improved the lot of most ordinary computer users by leaps and bounds. It really was a tremendous advance over Win 3.x. Linux might have been better still, but the fact is that almost no one had even heard of Linux at the time, and in any case, Linux wasn't really in any kind of shape for the average user to handle in 1995.

    The transition that really blew me away, though, was DOS - Windows 3.x. I was in grad school, and I was taking this Matlab-based course. At the time, you programmed Matlab by editing a script file with a text editor... which meant "edit.exe". I was going crazy - I kept having to start edit, amend my script, shut down edit, run Matlab, shut down Matlab, write up results in WordPerfect 5.1. Shut down WP, start edit, save, shut down edit, start Matlab... rinse, repeat. Then I read about this thing called Windows (3.1 had just rolled out)... you mean I can run all this stuff... at THE SAME TIME??? I ran to the bookstore.

    Sure, Windows 3.x was sucky. But at the time, it was a godsend. The thing to remember is that things in retrospect look different than they did at the time.

  88. Re:Many OS's were better and died or got very vew by shoor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was working as a computer programmer in the late 70s and early 80s. I remember the big fuss around the first 16 bit micro-processors, Intel 8086, Zilog Z8000, and Motorola 68000. I particularly remember when the hardware guys at my company got their hands on a sample 68000. We looked at that 64 pin chip like it was a precious jewel. The general consensus there and in the computer mags was that the 68000 was the best of the lot. So what happened? IBM came out with the PC using the 8086 and 'the masses', the non-cognoscenti, all rushed out and bought that. My thought at the time was that they were just mesmerized by the 3 letters IBM on the machine, and it ran MS-DOS. So my perception is that that's how Microsoft first cornered their market. To paraphrase Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it." Fast forward about 10 years. I'm working at a place that sells software on a lot of platforms, I ported the product to various Unix clones but they also had guys doing MS-DOS and IBM stuff. OK, I get assigned to do a port to OS/2 version 1.0. I did it and thought the OS was pretty cool. It was my first use of threading, except for some crude stuff using unix fork. Then the next version of OS/2 came out. It's been awhile, but I think it was supposed to have been done by a British group that had a totally different philosophy. Everything I'd written broke, and I struggled to get it working till my boss said forget it. He never had anything to do with OS/2 after that.

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  89. David Cutler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody serious about software engineering or 32-bit development using Microsoft products was using David Cutler's Windows NT series (3.51 May 1995 and doing alpha/beta development on 4.0 which would be released those outside Microsoft and the first-tier partners the following year).

  90. Why does Ubuntu come with no games? by h00manist · · Score: 1

    True...but did OS/2 have Hover?

    There are few Linux distros that preinstall many games, or many of the simple apps people like, I don't quite get it.

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    1. Re:Why does Ubuntu come with no games? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I was just being funny :) A lot of my memories regarding what it was like when Windows 95 first came around also involve Hover (not because Hover was amazing or anything...just that I associate that game with that point in my inner nerd development)

    2. Re:Why does Ubuntu come with no games? by h00manist · · Score: 1

      I do think some people asked me to install "windo" basically because they wanted to run games and a drawing program like Paint. Didn't come preinstalled. By this time the entire neighborhood had been there trying to install their games on the preloaded Mandriva system, and they had called me specifically to install windows - no other option would do.

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  91. hell by h00manist · · Score: 1

    Win95 was 32-bit "OS" bolted on DOS. OS/2 was 32-bit from the ground up.

    Argh, not this again.

    I guess death is to make sure history moves forward, otherwise society would keep repeating the same thing for eternity.

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  92. Nope, wrong year Mr. History. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

    It was available in retail stores Aug 1995.

    Obviously you were not old enough to remember the release, so do some digging and check the archive sections in major newspapers. Some have the actual headline story from that day, as well as pics of the line ups that put today's Apple fanbois to shame, that is unless Microsoft and its trolled have "fixed" written history everywhere.

  93. Two words: Workgroup Folders. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Put several programs and docs in a folder. Mark the folder as a Workgroup Folder by checking the little box.

    From then on, every time you opened that folder, all of the programs and documents inside of that folder would start running and/or open up in their previous position. All at the same time. One double-click.

    Close the folder, and all of them would fold themselves up and put themselves away. One double-click.

    Instant workspaces.

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  94. Re:Many OS's were better and died or got very vew by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    16-bit OS/2 software (both PM [GUI] and VIO [text mode]) ran just fine on OS/2 2.x and later (and IBM was absolutely ANAL about keeping backwards compatibility intact), so you must have been referring to something which happened midstream during OS/2 1.x's development? The 32-bit versions after 1992 were all written in the US.

    Of course, I can't speak for any in-house software that you folks developed. All I know is that I ran a LOT of older utilities in the OS/2 2.0 and 2.1 days before better alternatives came along. It's possible some failed ... my software selection process filtered them out, so my memory could also be selective. :-)

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  95. Re:Many OS's were better and died or got very vew by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

    The general consensus there and in the computer mags was that the 68000 was the best of the lot.

    My opinion as well. What I think made the 68000 the top of the line is Motorola designed a 16-bit CPU with a 32-bit ISA and register set, and no memory segmentation with a 24-bit address bus. Neither the Z8000 nor the 8086 had these advantages (the Z8000 did have a non-segmented model, but only had 16-bit addressing, and the 80386 shoehorned its 32-bit architecture onto an ISA only designed to be 16-bit). Oh, how I wish the 8086 had simply been left to die instead of becoming ubiquitous with modern computing.

  96. I bought Windows 95 upgrade CD from local CompUSA! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Haha, I was a PC newbie back then. I remember buying Windows 95 upgrade CD from a local CompUSA store. I didn't line up for the midnight madness. I almost bought that Pitfall game too. :D

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  97. Re:"pre Internet Explorer integrated) Windows Exp" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > When elephants fight it is the grass under their feet that suffers the most.

    When elephants make love the grass suffers too. => Elephants are bad for grass whatever they do.

  98. Rome was SACKED by VISIGOTHS 1600 years ago TODAY! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    1600 years ago today - 24 August 410: the date it all went wrong for Rome? ...Who exactly were the Visigoths, the barbarians from the North who marched unopposed into Rome?

    Mr Von Rummel says the latest research reveals a very different picture from that held as recently as 50 years ago.

    "Today we know the group consisted of different people, it was mainly an army with a successful leader. People joined this group inside the Roman Empire. They sacked a lot of towns but they acted in different ways, they also were a sometime partner of the Romans," he said.

    "The moment the Roman emperor did not pay any more they changed sides and sacked the town just to tell the emperor: 'You should pay us'...

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  99. win95 memories by nothingtodo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember all the hype about win95. You could actually buy it on floppies if you didn't have a CD drive or if it was not recognized. I never had too much of a problem installing it, but just about every computer had specific config.sys and autoexec.bat files. I do remember it being rather fragile and could be made to crash pretty easily. I was typically reinstalling win95 about every 6 months as that proved the only way to get consistent good operation from it.

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  100. Linux will be 15 on 25th of Aug too by anton_kg · · Score: 1

    but it's still very alive.

  101. Actually, 19 years. Today ;-) by anton_kg · · Score: 1

    Go linux!

  102. OS/2 was cheaper then Win95 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually OS/2 was cheap too. I still have a red-spine OS/2 Warp Version 3 from that era (the one which - if you wanted Win3.1 support - you had to have your own Win3.1 install disks) - the version which was out at the same time as Win95 (of course there was also the blue-spine - which came with Win3.1 support built in, and OS/2 Warp Connect (with networking) V3 red and blue spine). The price sticker on the base red-spine version was $49.95.

    Win95 retailed for more then that as I recall.