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  1. Re:Biometrics are coming.... on Biometrics in Airports · · Score: -1

    I am not wearing pants.

  2. Re:Blazing Saddles on Colleges Work To Block Net in Class · · Score: -1

    Thanks, but I am doing this you, the common troll. We need leadership at times like these, and through example, I hope to teach.

    I am here to offer my guidance and expertise.

    I offer my journal as proof of my commitment to my fellow troll.

    Love,

    CM

  3. u r a luzer for failing to quote Blazing Saddles. on Colleges Work To Block Net in Class · · Score: -1

    "CHARLIE:" Yoohoo! You shifty nigger. They said you was hung!
    "SHERIFF BART:" And they was right!

  4. btw... on Colleges Work To Block Net in Class · · Score: -1

    ...that would be three in a row. Hat trick, you bitches.

  5. Blazing Saddles on Colleges Work To Block Net in Class · · Score: -1

    "LYLE:" C'mon boys! The way you's lollygagging around here with them picks and 'em shovels, you'd think it was a hundred and twenty degrees. Can't be more 'n a hundred and fourteen!
    (a worker passes out)
    "LYLE:" Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job!

  6. Re:Bay Area NeXT Group. on Darwin Team Answers & Develop on Darwin · · Score: -1

    And while in SF, don't forget your astroglide and a six-pack gerbils.

  7. Re:Hello again.... on Darwin Team Answers & Develop on Darwin · · Score: -1

    No thanks, Hannibal. I hope you don't land a job in the food service industry.

    Mackga's Catering: We want to serve you (to your friends)!

  8. Hello again.... on Darwin Team Answers & Develop on Darwin · · Score: -1

    Camp town races....

  9. Re:Clarification. on WorldCom Bids On Various Rhythms Assets · · Score: -1

    Do you have a basement in your house, and if so, are there any people bound and gagged there?

  10. Re:Clarification. on WorldCom Bids On Various Rhythms Assets · · Score: -1

    Very active today, taking speeders?

    Remember, when binging wear a diaper.

  11. Re:Hey boys.... look what I have here! on WorldCom Bids On Various Rhythms Assets · · Score: -1

    drinking beer, watching movies, and crapflooding /. at 7:39 est

    uhh, yeah... that sounds great! I hope that works out for you!

    *runs for the door*

  12. Re:Hey boys.... look what I have here! on WorldCom Bids On Various Rhythms Assets · · Score: -1

    waazzzup?

    they are hanging low and slow. Find a job yet?

  13. Hey boys.... look what I have here! on WorldCom Bids On Various Rhythms Assets · · Score: -1

    Where are all the white women at?

  14. Re:Not Buying It. on Satellite Radio Is Officially Here · · Score: -1

    I think you meant to post that comment in the Napster article.

  15. Re:Silly AC! on OS X 10.1 Coming Today (Sorta) · · Score: -1

    Now that, I beleive.

  16. Re:Cool on Satellite Radio Is Officially Here · · Score: -1

    Ok, you got modded up once or twice for a funny. Why push your luck?

    This was not funny.

    p.s. please die.

  17. Re:so... on Napster Clawing Back · · Score: -1

    Thanks! Your site is a little light on content!

  18. Re:so... on Napster Clawing Back · · Score: -1

    my mom used to yell at me for shaving my nuts.

    You need help.

  19. Re:so... on Napster Clawing Back · · Score: -1

    I would second that emotion.

  20. Re:w00t on AMD To Close Plants, Lay off 2300, Lose Gateway · · Score: -1

    w00ty! What is happening, my man?

  21. Re:w00t! on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    should I leave?

  22. Re:w00t! on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    Yeeehaw!

  23. w00t! on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    That's right, w00t!

  24. Re:Ethics... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    yahoo?

  25. Re:Ethics... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    What's up d00d? Where you been hiding?

    #geekizoid