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  1. Re:The real question on Ask Slashdot: Have You Migrated To Node.js? · · Score: 1

    Programmers are like cleaning ladies who think it is easier to demolish the rebuild the building instead of cleaning it up.
    This works, but....

  2. Re:Can an ad be more blatant? on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Doom Story? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what is with Half Life 3 in any case? Was that not promised?

  3. Re:Can an ad be more blatant? on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Doom Story? · · Score: 1

    Recently I saw an Ultrasound sell on EBay for a godawful amount of money. I should have kept mine :(
    That was one hell of a card. I still watch Unreal occasionally, just to listen to the music.

  4. Re:IRL on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Doom Story? · · Score: 1

    Recently I was in the computer game museum in Berlin and lo and behold, there was a copy of Larry running. The music was instantly recognisable.

  5. Re:3dfx voodoo card anyone. on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Doom Story? · · Score: 1

    Oh god, the memories! Not quite Doom related, but I wrote a Raytracer back in the day. I blew a hell of a lot of coin to get one of the first Tseng ET4000's with a 24 bit DAC and pretty much got a hrd-on from running my raytracer to render a sphere on a 24-bit card. No more dithering! Yay! Ran it on a 386 without a math copro which took like an hour to render a few shiny balls.

  6. Re:Luxury! on Slashdot Asks: What's Your Favorite Doom Story? · · Score: 1

    When we played network Doom we had to print the packets on paper, mail them, and scan them in on the other side. And as far ass Sound cards are concerned, we personally had to solder the transistors to build the damn thing.

  7. LEFT wing? on 'Technology Will Replace the Need For Big Government' (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Get real, all the European countries are going somewhere between Right-wing and Nazi.

  8. Not popular in Europe??? on WhatsApp Now Has a Desktop App, Available on Windows, OS X · · Score: 2

    What? Get real. I am neutral about it, but ALL of the parents in my daughter's school class use it, so it is good to keep of track of carpooling. Also, my wife's colleagues? All of them. My cow-orkers (lots of business travel at conventions)? All of them. Whatsapp is more used here in Germany than email. certainly waaaaaaaaay more than SMS.

    I don't mind Whatsapp, it gets the job done, but I don't know what makes it so popular.

  9. Re: Presidential candidate on Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Poor Bill! He aint gonne like that!

  10. Re: Expensive way to kill a man. on Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Jus remember to aim for ze head, not ze heart

  11. He should find another donor body on Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    There should be a bain-dead Playboy playmate or swimsuit model somewhere?

  12. Re:It's all relative on A Majority Of Millennials Now Reject Capitalism, Poll Shows (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Which country?

  13. Re: It's Weird Times on Node.js Version 6 Released With LTS (sdtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, soon the half-naked 18-year old nubile groupies will show up at your door with a bag full of joints.

  14. Re:Learning from mistakes? on Node.js Version 6 Released With LTS (sdtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should start with the basics first. Like finding checking if an array contains a specific element. Leftpad is for advanced users.

  15. Re: Node.js is a good tool on Node.js Version 6 Released With LTS (sdtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    I can call in on this, having experience on all of them (and in Erlang).

    Vert.x can kick node's ass twice over on a Sunday as far as performance goes. The problem is that anything Java is always going to be very verbose and cumbersome and all the appserver are like steering an oil tanker as opposed to a speedboat. Where the oil tanker can schlep much more around the speedboat is much more fun to drive.

    Java is a drag to work with in general, node is fast. But in the long run vert.x APIs are much better than those of node. Javascript sucks with all it stupid callback hell. Java is a much more mature language and you can build vertx modules in pretty much anything that runs on the JVM. All of the stuff javascript does now was done in functional languages back in the 70s and 80s. Then functional languages started abstracting with monads and Javascript still needs to catch up. There is some glimmer of hope with React and RxJs, but were are not there yet. Until then, node is stuck in the remote past, and VertX is not quite.

    Akka/Erlang with Actors is heaven opposed to can give node's callback hell but it requires a bit of a different way of thinking.

  16. Re:Node.js sucks on Node.js Version 6 Released With LTS (sdtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    The problem is that Javascript's standard library is so deficient it beggars belief. The relevant NPM was about left-padding string something which pretty much every language in the world has built in. You HAVE to use a lot of external deps in JS, since the library is a desert. That said, this is a JS problem, not a Node problem.

  17. Re:Node.js sucks on Node.js Version 6 Released With LTS (sdtimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Just a shame about the totally convoluted horror of node's APIS, but OK.

  18. Re: How about a choice... on Changes Are Coming To the EU's Cookie Directive, But It's Not Going Away (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks, that link was really useful

  19. Re:No material evidence, again on Jet Strikes Drone Near Heathrow Airport (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ. IT IS A BAD IDEA TO FLY GODDAMN DRONES CLOSE TO CIVILIAN AIRLINES, OK.

    Proof or no proof. Fuck, the drone idiot pilot did not get his goddamn rights taken away by the fascist government.

  20. Re: Why no engine grill? on Jet Strikes Drone Near Heathrow Airport (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    Because the total cost of all of this is horrendous. The cost will makes planes more complicated, more time to service and all of this will raise the cost of air travel. Which will impact the economy because air travel is actually somewhat important.

    All of this only make sure some nerds libertarians don't want their personal freedom impacted by a ban and can fly their stupid drones close to airports??? WHY?

  21. Re:Why no engine grill? on Jet Strikes Drone Near Heathrow Airport (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    Prison bars are also pretty heavy last time I checked.

  22. Re:Rust is the new Ruby. on MIT Bug Finder Uncovers Flaws In Web Apps In 64 Seconds (csoonline.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Always the same. CSS today is solving the same layout problems that X11 window managers did 25 years ago.
    And the CSS designers think this is ubercool.

    One of them discovered "Atomic Design" a while ago. http://patternlab.io/about.htm...

    This is a rediscovery of.....modularity! Yeah! Breaking up you work in modules! What a nifty idea!!!

    Something that CS and Programming language design thoroughly explored in the 1960s and 70s but whatever.

  23. Re:rsnap is popular. Should pull from read-only ac on Man Deletes His Entire Company With One Line of Bad Code (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Yes. This. PULL PULL PULL.

    The system should not have write rights on the backup system. The backup system should have read rights on the system.

  24. Re:Three words on Man Deletes His Entire Company With One Line of Bad Code (independent.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    You forgot --nuke-the-site-from-orbit

  25. Re:Unsurmountable obstacles on Hawking Backs $100 Million Interstellar Travel Project to Send 'Nano-Craft' To Nearest Star · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the fact that a multi-nuke-plant powered 60 GW steerable Laser in earth orbit is going to draw quite a bit of military and political interest.