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  1. Lucky for US he only has a 2% chance of going to jail or getting assassinated, and those chances keep going down the more he runs his ignorant mouth! : ^)

  2. So you are saying you think republicans and democrats live in different countries now? Never mind, I just realized you said 8 years of Trump; clearly you live an a completely different universe than US. My bad.

  3. Re: Supercomputing Mass Stupidity on Donate Your Noise To Xiph/Mozilla's Deep-Learning Noise Suppression Project (xiph.org) · · Score: 0

    They could just grab the comments from Slashdot circa 2017 if they want low SNR samples, and any recordings of Trump talking in any venue at any time under any circumstance if they need 100% noise.

  4. Re: We're jamming on US Prisons Have a Cellphone Smuggling Problem (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 0

    I think you must not know how profit is made in the prison system. It isn't done the way you think it is I assure you. For every prisoner incarcerated they get funding. The more funding the more room for embezzlement. Ka-ching. The more prisoners, the more who buy Ramen soup that cost 18 cents at the store for $1.12 each. Ka-ching! More prisoners equals more drug (and cell phone, et. Al.) smuggling. Ka-ching! The more prisoners, the more need to order food, and that means more to take home to momma. Ka-ching! Your belief that the people running the prison are law abiding is where your error in the analysis occurred.

  5. Re: A step forward... on Linux LTS Kernels To Now Be Maintained For Six Years (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    Systemd doesn't provide services, it managed them, and is not part of the kernel. In order for a joke to be funny it has to have an element of truth to it. Comedy 101.

  6. Re: The reason for increase should be clear on Apple Reports 400 Percent Rise In National Security Requests (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 0

    Yes, I much prefer to be raped by a guy who tells me up front that's his plan, rather than wined and dined by a guy just hoping for some action. The honesty is so refreshing! Why can't everyone see how great and refreshing this guy and his honest sexual abusing approach really can be if you just lie back and try to enjoy it!!????

  7. Where is Sherlock Holmes! on Apple Reports 400 Percent Rise In National Security Requests (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 2

    Yeah ... It is a real mystery why there is a sudden spike in fascism in the US. Make Americans Grip Ankles! #MAGA

  8. Re: A step forward... on Linux LTS Kernels To Now Be Maintained For Six Years (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    Revision is a subset of version. For each new revision you have a new version. Sorry to disappoint you.

  9. Re: A step forward... on Linux LTS Kernels To Now Be Maintained For Six Years (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    The Windows kernel version you are running today is unlikely to be supported next year. If Linus declared that every kernel version from here on would be version 10 then he could claim to have the same kind of LTS support as Windows.

  10. Re: A step forward... on Linux LTS Kernels To Now Be Maintained For Six Years (phoronix.com) · · Score: 1

    Absolutely... When is the Linux kernel going to get a web browser!

  11. Re: Already have that on Amazon's Echo Spot Is a Sneaky Way To Get a Camera Into Your Bedroom (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    You are a fucking clueless bafoon. Again, do some research and think for a while and you will realize HOW fucking stupid and clueless you actually are.

  12. Re: Already have that on Amazon's Echo Spot Is a Sneaky Way To Get a Camera Into Your Bedroom (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Learn how a panarm is created and you'll realize that was a ridiculous question. The camera lenses aren't made with magic pixie dust. They don't suck in photons as they pass overhead. They can't see around corners. Unless your table holds the phone up and spins 360Â you'll be fine.

  13. Re: Who are these morons? on Amazon's Echo Spot Is a Sneaky Way To Get a Camera Into Your Bedroom (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    If your boyfriend is using his phone when he's fucking you he is just not that into you (other than in the literal sense of course), and besides all they'll see is the back of your head. Just accept that you are the moron and move on with your pathetic life.

  14. Re: Who are these morons? on Amazon's Echo Spot Is a Sneaky Way To Get a Camera Into Your Bedroom (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    I know, right! Damn these new fangled cameras that can see my bed when lying flat pointing at the ceiling! (Your Answer: YOU are the idiot )

  15. Re: Already have that on Amazon's Echo Spot Is a Sneaky Way To Get a Camera Into Your Bedroom (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    No, because one camera is face down and the other is pointing at the ceiling. I mean seriously, investing any thought at all would have kept you from posting that.

  16. Yes, they want pictures of you fucking and pictures of unicorns due to the high value imbued by the rarity.

  17. Re: Medium longevity on Companies Are Once Again Storing Data On Tape, Just in Case (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    Capability to throw a hissy got confirmed :^)

  18. Re: Medium longevity on Companies Are Once Again Storing Data On Tape, Just in Case (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 0

    Yeah, OK bud. He saw "BACKUP Complete", but it was the format command, and nobody fired you for incompetence when you regulately lost "innocuous" files. I do believe you throw hissy fits; that was the one believable part of your "cool story bro!"

  19. Re: Irrelevancies aside, SW non-freedom is the is on Internet Explorer Bug Leaks Whatever You Type In the Address Bar (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Debunked isn't the way you spell pro ed. You can't identify bugs that were only identified and fixed BECAUSE it was open source and claim what you are claiming.

  20. Right, but the whole theory, and it is a broken theory, is that you can prove they do the same thing by looking at the executable generated. It is easy to prove this is false. Build GCC with -S, -O2, and -O3 and compare the generated code. They will be radically different, and that is using the same source and compiler. For extra credit, prove that Thompson's malicious code doesn't only activate when built with -O2.

  21. Re: You have to look at the source on Do Strongly Typed Languages Reduce Bugs? (acolyer.org) · · Score: 1

    This isn't rocket science and it should be easy to understand; it is literally inarguable. When types are dynamic a typo introduces a big that cannot happen with static type checking. There are other ways it reduces bugs but this is one of them. I am not against Python. I use C, C++, Python and a host of other languages. I am not saying dynamic typing is evil. But no matter what you say static typing will always have less bugs if you take the same reasonably large code and static type check it somehow. There is no way around this fact.

  22. Re:Oh fuck no on Twitter Tests Doubling Character Limit For Tweets To 280 (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure the idiot to whom NoNonAlphaCharactersHere was referring is Trump. Trump never stuck to the 140 limit. He uses "..." like it was invented for him. The only question remains is, will this limit his use of "..." or make his tweets twice as long / stupid.

  23. More like 32 or 36 blowjobs simultaneously... on film.

  24. Re: Clear logical fallacy on Ray Kurzweil Explains Why Technology Won't Eliminate Human Jobs (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Also sex isn't bad unless it's with Donald Trump or Rosie O'Donnell :^)

  25. Re: Clear logical fallacy on Ray Kurzweil Explains Why Technology Won't Eliminate Human Jobs (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    I agree that petty crime and playing video games are unsavory activities, but let's not get carried away by lumping drug use in with such abhorrent behaviors.