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  1. Re:Pro-Tip on Palm Pre Is Out, Time For Discussion · · Score: 1

    If we cared about "mass appeal", would we be comfortable being labeled "nerds"? Probably not.

    And that is why Linux isn't on the desktop yet. ;)

  2. Pro-Tip on Palm Pre Is Out, Time For Discussion · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pro-Tip: For mass market appeal, don't call your fans Pre-verts.

  3. Re:Maintenance of... on Chinese Social Websites Go Under "Maintenance" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Brian: Wait, the whole section from 1942 to 1945 is blank, what the hell? What about the invasion of Poland? The Nazis sending the Jews to death camps?

    Tour Guide: NOTHING HAPPENED! EVERYONE WAS ON VACATION! WE WERE INVITED TO POLAND!

  4. Re:Finally on AMD's Six-Core Istanbul Opterons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'll be finally able to run Crysis at a decent framerate.

    Just in time to be behind the curve for Crysis 2!

  5. Re:I love slashdot, but... on SourceForge To Acquire Development Portal Ohloh.net · · Score: 1

    So who did you sell out your account to?

    Because they are posting fast and replying to their own posts!

  6. Re:Not exactly new... on Nanomaker's Toolkit — Methods For Self-Assembly · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like saving calories will ever work. This is America, y'know! I run a calorie DEFICIT!

  7. Re:Not exactly new... on Nanomaker's Toolkit — Methods For Self-Assembly · · Score: 3, Funny

    We are hear because of it!

    Ear assembly is thrown in for free with your purchase of a self-replicating human.

  8. Re:What exactly are we supposed to learn? on Learning From EA's Annual Report · · Score: 1

    Wait, you RTFA AND the 197 page annual report?

    I don't think you are from around here...

  9. What exactly are we supposed to learn? on Learning From EA's Annual Report · · Score: 1

    EA is a monstrous company with lots of waste and inefficiency? You know you are big when it takes $21 million to NOT take over a company. Way to go there.

    Oh? People don't like being told that "Big Brother" knows best? Or that they are sociopaths for playing violent video games? NO WAY!

    Seriously, I wonder if there was some kind of dare between the submitter and his friends to see who could make a story out of an annual report.

  10. Re:Still waiting... on Google Releases Chrome V2.0 · · Score: 1

    I understand your point on Mozilla having a 15 year code base to build on, but it's not as if Google started from scaratch!

    Google had the webkit engine to build upon, and also had many open source projects such as Firefox and the various browsers distributed with Linux as inspiration.

  11. Re:Try having sex with your Fiance instead on Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People? · · Score: 1

    Opps, looks like you are malfunctioning Sexbot "Moraelin". Time to Decommission you!

    Bring in Sexbot #4059302 for a rental until the insurance company can compensate the owner.

    (But honestly, all your points were very good. ;) )

  12. Re:DANGER! DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! on Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People? · · Score: 1

    Hmm, this is Slashdot!

    I thought we were supposed to make jokes about how none of us can ever hope to have marital relations.

    Guess the parent post got an angry codemonkey!

  13. Re:No Love on Throwing Out the Rulebook For MMOs · · Score: 1

    Aye, I used to play Lineage before WoW, and City of Heroes when I quit WoW the first time.

    I also played some game before WoW where you got to the max level and did this quest where you killed yourself and got reincarnated as this angelic type being with wings. If anyone remembers the title of this MMO, I'd appreciate a reply telling me! It was a neat game.

  14. Re:I was on Sun To Build World's Biggest App Store Around Java · · Score: 1

    You could say this isn't the first post, but that's just, like, your opinion man.

  15. Honestly on The City of Heroes Expansion & the Issues of User-Created Content · · Score: 1

    They should have seen this coming.

    The casual players want well crafted stories and fresh content, they usually don't play through it at a rate much faster than the developers can give them something.

    The hardcore players are all about min-max'ing for the most beneficial use of their time. They also have the most time to create things like this.

    You have the abusers making the content, of course it will be ripe for abusing.

    This is like putting a drug dealer in charge of the war on drugs.

  16. Create a Mission And This is What Happens. on The City of Heroes Expansion & the Issues of User-Created Content · · Score: 5, Funny

    Create a mission they said!

    Everyone Wants User-Created Content They Said!

    Then you get banned. Bah!

  17. Re:A terrible idea on Spurned Chinese Publisher May Create WoW Knockoff · · Score: 1

    I used to remember a Warcraft...but I had a whole bunch of little characters, and I ran the cities! I wonder if I'm thinking of something else...

  18. Re:A milestone? on Basic Linux Boot On Open Graphics Card · · Score: 1

    You are on the right path comrade.

  19. Re:My experience from Denmark: computers are fine! on Norway Trying Out Laptops For High School Exams · · Score: 1

    In High School ("gymnasiet")...

    You got to use computers in gym class!?

    Man, all we had was dodgeball...and it hurt.

  20. Re:Little big difference on Looking Back At the Other Kind of Virus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    What the heck is wrong with you? Candlejack won't do anyth

  21. Revolting! on Merck Created Phony Peer-Review Medical Journal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am nearly speechless. This is honestly one of the most revolting acts of subterfuge I've ever seen committed on the American People (well..other than our current issues). Merck creates phoney studies so they can pass potentially unsafe drugs to the masses?

    They should be run out of town for this. Sadly I see nothing major happening to them.

  22. Re:I own a record store. on Apple Rejects Nine Inch Nails iPhone App · · Score: 1

    Ah, some copypasta then...in that case Troll...troll..troll your boat.

  23. Re:I own a record store. on Apple Rejects Nine Inch Nails iPhone App · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If I had mod points I'd mark you a troll. You put a lot of effort into that if it's not just copypasta. Nice OC though, the world deserves to see it. I suppose I might give you a +5 funny instead. ;)

  24. Re:A milestone? on Basic Linux Boot On Open Graphics Card · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Open Graphics Card Step 2: Open Source Factories Step 3: ???? Step 4: Communism!

  25. Personally, I couldn't care less. on NoScript Adds Subscriptions To Adblock Plus · · Score: 2

    I only visit the site to update software, software they provide me free of charge, I'm not going to complain.