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  1. Re:NC warmed over? on 'Dumb Terminals' Can Be a Smart Move for Companies · · Score: 1

    I have, actually. And I remember when we stopped using them. The stupid idea was trying to bring them back.

  2. Re:Reasonable suspicion on Aqua Teen Hunger Force Brings Boston to a Halt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And what do you think would have happened if these things had been bombs, disguised as creepy little advertisements, and the police ignored them? Never mind the damage and loss of life, people would be bitching to high heaven about police and government incompetence.

    You're right. If I ever need to blow up a bridge or something, I'll make sure not to disguise the bomb as a discarded cardboard box. Instead I'll make it flash wildly, so nobody notices.

    The "You have to take all threats seriously" argument presupposes that either (a) wildly blinking objects with bird-flipping aliens on them are significantly more potentially dangerous than common refuse, or (b) any piece of common refuse should be treated as a threat and lead to bridge shutdowns and bomb squads and pissed-off governors. I can't see either of these being true (though the second one sure would help with the litter problem).

  3. NC warmed over? on 'Dumb Terminals' Can Be a Smart Move for Companies · · Score: 1

    Oracle called. They want their ten-year-old miserable failure of an idea back.

  4. Thank god on Anti-Missile Defenses For Commercial Jets · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank god that FedEx is finally protected against those UPS militia death-squads.

  5. Re:Poor pilots on Airbus Plans to Expand Cockpit Automation · · Score: 1

    Until they make a machine care, I prefer a human.

    Yeah, that's why I never use calculators. They just don't care as much as a guy with an abacus.

  6. Re:If it stops accidents... on Airbus Plans to Expand Cockpit Automation · · Score: 1

    It seems, then, that one problem is the TCAS box suddenly pulling rank, and ATC having no idea what's going on. Why not tie the two systems together? At the same instant that TCAS starts saying DIVE DIVE DIVE to the pilots, it starts saying SHUT UP I'M TELLING THOSE GUYS TO DIVE to the controller.

  7. Re:It's no wonder people buy into Intellegent Desi on One Big Bang, Or Many? · · Score: 1

    Well, it IS a theory. It's an explanation for observed data. The fact that "Theory of Evolution" is less impressive-sounding than "The Word Of God Almighty" is sort of a different problem.

  8. Re:New and Innovative? on The 50 Year History of Play-Doh · · Score: 3, Funny

    You've obviously never been to a Jewish NASCAR tailgating party.

  9. Re:This doesn't make any sense on Dvorak Avocates Open Sourcing OS X · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah! You guys are completely forgetting the small but stable "are Linus Torvalds" demographic!

  10. Translation on When an Algorithm Takes the Wheel · · Score: 3, Funny

    a combination of de-acceleration, tire rotation and vehicle weight distribution control.

    Translation: The car tossed him out the window.

  11. Re:The Eighth Commandment on MIT Hackers Appropriate Caltech Cannon · · Score: 1

    Finally, a voice of reason. I disagree with the idea that they shouldn't be prosecuted, though. Every last one of those bastards should get the death penalty, for what they did.

  12. Huzzah! on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Huh. I suddenly have this urge to collect all the Slashdot Dream-House Playsets, each sold separately.

  13. Re:Interesting comments, so far. on Eolas COO Says IE Changes A Shame · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Probably, and then the same people here would in that instance not side with Microsoft. None of the comments here are "Microsoft is in the right here, and therefore we must agree with everything they do forever". It IS possible to support a position rather than an entity.

  14. Re:English to American translation on The Simpsons Come to Life · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gosh, you're right. The AC's words must have been emotionally shattering for the millions of people who drive on the left hand side. When he posted, it was as though the entire UK wept. I'm just glad that now we can begin the healing process.

  15. Hmmm.... on British PC Tax to Replace TV License? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In this case, I doubt "the insightful" and "the unprintable" are disjoint sets.

  16. Re:The new race on Quad Core Chips From Intel and AMD · · Score: 1

    Word...vi...emacs...text editor x...Word Perfect...
    My goodness, you're right. It's almost as though the benefits of faster processors are primarily realized by software which is processing intensive! But... but that cannot BE!

  17. Re:an old saying on Outrunning China's Web Cops · · Score: 1

    Next time you pause for a breath, you might want to look up the Fallacy of Degree.

  18. Re:Truth in blurb? on RIAA Sues Woman Who Has Never Used a Computer · · Score: 1

    Not that I can find... which lends credence to your theory. The e-muckraker's recipe for success: decontextualize a non-event so it sounds maddeningly absurd, and reap the perceived veracity of your claims when the mainstream media don't bother to report on the non-event at all. (For bonus points: Berate the mainstream media for being in bed with whoever it is you don't like.)

  19. Re:Democrats, Republicans: the same thing! on Wikipedia Entries 'Cleaned' By Political Staffers · · Score: 1

    Eh. Based on what I've read so far, he strikes me as Just Another Libertarian (albeit one running as a Republican). Does he have anything which distinguishes his platform from the standard Libertarian party line?

  20. Re:Democrats, Republicans: the same thing! on Wikipedia Entries 'Cleaned' By Political Staffers · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Edited Sunday January 29, 03:26PM by RonPaul)

  21. Re:Other issues on First Draft of GPL Version 3 Released · · Score: 1

    Heh. Thanks, that's gotta be the funniest thing I've read all day.

    A: I am a lawyer. Here's a well-reasoned five paragraph essay detailing the issue in layman's terms, including examples.
    B: Yeah...well...there's a difference between a license and a contract! Betcha didn't know that!!
    A: Uh, I did mention I was a lawyer, right?

  22. Huh? on UK Judge: Who needs software patents? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is the tide turning?

    No. Judges aren't The Borg. One judge's opinion (and that's little-o opinion, not an opinion handed down) is hardly a watershed event.

  23. Re:Would love to see more of this on Spammer Gets $11 Billion Fine · · Score: 4, Funny

    greylisting -> postfix -> mailscanner -> razor2 -> pyzor -> dcc checks -> spam assassin -> clamav -> bitdefender -> mailscanner -> ~/Maildir

    I'm going to send you an email about Nigerian unaccredited penis enlargement viagra. I'm guessing your computer will catch on fire.

  24. Re:A radical idea - Fredom Matters Most on Share Your Most Dangerous Idea · · Score: 1

    As a spokesman for the United States Government, in cooperation with the United States Democratic Party and the United States Communist Party, I hereby inform you that the ideas you have presented here are far too dangerous. By correctly identifying that the only reason for the status quo is that everybody is stupid and unable to realize the obvious and afraid of change and of your sublime genius, you come dangerously close to shattering that status quo. Your ideas are so radical (dude) and free of any drawbacks whatsoever that we simply must quash them, for the sake of our stability as socialist autocrats. Our Incredibly Good Idea Killing Squad has been dispatched to silence you and cut off your peanus and toung. It's okay, you won't feel a thing. They're experts.

  25. Re:Good thing for the customer on Windows Advantage Validation Process On Firefox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah! Increasing competition and lowering prices? How could ANY company say no to that!?