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Dvorak Avocates Open Sourcing OS X

xzvf writes "Dvorak claims OS X and Apple in trouble. He suggests open sourcing OS X for an epic battle with Linux. In many ways, this is just insane rambling, but it's certainly entertaining on some levels." From the article: "That would make the battle between OS X and Linux the most interesting one on the computer scene. With all attention turned in that direction, there would be nothing Microsoft could do to stem a reversal of its fortunes. Let's start at the beginning. There's been a lot of fuss over Apple's rollout of the unsupported Boot Camp product, which lets Mac users run Microsoft Windows easily on an Intel-based Macintosh. I got into various levels of trouble when I suggested that Apple was going to gravitate towards Windows since it would be easy to do and there was some evidence that the company might want to do it."

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  1. Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by RunFatBoy.net · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There have been several instances where I would have liked to step into a Cocoa API call to see what's going on behind the scenes, but was not able to. The Cocoa API is part of what the Mac experience is built upon, so Apple is not going to open up this library. But from a developer's standpoint, it is frustrating to have it closed.

    1. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

      Like the story notes, running Mac OS on Macs was also what Mac was built upon, so don't count on it staying closed.

    2. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by IntelliAdmin · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is never going to happen. Steve Jobs has one goal - take over the world. He wants to domainate. If he open-sources OSX it would require that Apple share with the world. Lets look at past experiences with apple. I would say that it is totally contrary to their thinking. In the mind of Apple they would want to crush Microsoft, and ignore Linux.

    3. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      By "Macs" do you mean, motorola-processor-based macintosh computer systems, powerPC-processor-based macintosh computer systems or intel-processor-based macintosh computer systems?

      Mac processors have changed before. Mac processors will change again.

    4. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sounds like you're a good candidate for this: http://www.gnustep.org/information/mission.html --as they say, due to Apple changing the Cocoa API all the time, it's not a 100% match, but any development work you do in GNUStep should be trivial to build in Cocoa.

    5. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Moby+Cock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think Jobs wants to dominate.

      Apple has very carefully created a boutique quality to their products. This was a calculated move. To strive for dominance would bring much of the hip-and-cool aspects of Mac culture to an end.

    6. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Are you sure GNUStep is a strict subset of Cocoa? I could be wrong, but I thought they still supported some things from OpenStep that Cocoa dropped or diverged a little or something. Ah, here's the relevant quote (from the page you linked to):
      Our target implementation for the core libraries is the OpenStep standard and OPENSTEP implementation. However, we do consider changes and additions to this API under the following circumstances.
      • We add methods and classes, either from Cocoa or our own extensions, if they add substantial value and don't interfere with OpenStep and/or Cocoa compatibility.
      • We generally don't remove things unless there is a clearly better implementation in newer Cocoa API.
      • Where there is a real problem with a change, we find a technically superior work-around. In rare cases, this might involve a change in the original OpenStep API.
      It's sad, but this focus on "OpenStep with a bit of Cocoa, and maybe some of our own stuff if it's better" is why nobody uses GNUStep. If their mission was "100% compatibility with Cocoa" instead, then it would be a lot more popular.
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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    7. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Golias · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Jobs doesn't want to dominate. He's a kooky hippie who managed to strike it rich, not an aspiring Bill Gates or Larry Ellison.

      He wants his *vision* to dominate.

      By that metric, he's already won.

      - Windows (the OS which most people use) looks a hell of a lot more like the Mac OS than the OS which was dominating the market (MS-DOS) when the Lisa was first introduced.

      - Almost everybody has moved to object-based development, just like he was saying they would back when he founded NeXT.

      - CGI dominates the entire animation industry, just like he knew it would when he acquired Pixar from LucasArts for a tiny fraction of what it would ultimately be worth.

      - Companies all over are pouring huge resources into finding ways to make computers more appliance-like.

      - You can buy one song you like off an album you otherwise don't want.

      The guy gets off on advancing Big Ideas and seeing them catch on. He doesn't seem to care how much he personally benefits when it happens, so long as it happens the way he thinks it should.

      He may not be after the kind of economic power which Gates enjoys, but he's clearly all about power. How often do most people get to change the whole goddamn world?

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    8. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I think you're right about Steve Jobs.

      What he said to John Scully to get him to join Apple is : "Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or do you want to change the world?"

      Money's probably a big part of it, but if you have two or three billion, what do you need any more money for?

    9. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      nobody uses it because it's slow, buggy, and has no mindshare.

      --
      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    10. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by roard · · Score: 1
      I thought they still supported some things from OpenStep that Cocoa dropped or diverged a little or something

      ...er.. what's the problem with this approach ? it's not like you can't actually compile that stuff on OSX if you need it too...

      It's sad, but this focus on "OpenStep with a bit of Cocoa, and maybe some of our own stuff if it's better" is why nobody uses GNUStep. If their mission was "100% compatibility with Cocoa" instead, then it would be a lot more popular.

      Gni ?..

      What's the problem with the GNUstep approach ? If you propose some code to the GNUstep project which improve Cocoa compatibility or implements new Cocoa api, you won't be turned off, to the contrary ! While many GNUstep people like OpenStep...

      • They are also pragmatic, and obviously Cocoa compatibility is important nowadays
      • Cocoa is an evolution of OpenStep, as such it's more about adding new api than replacing _existing_ OpenStep api.. Thus, it's fairly easy for GNUstep to have this stance...

      100% compatibility with Cocoa is a noble goal, but you'll always lag behind (hint: Wine), for obvious reasons. GNUstep's goal is just pragmatic: it started as a project to implement OpenStep api, thus it's (still) the official goal. But implementations of new Cocoa api are routinely added to GNUstep ...

    11. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoke like a true (Blow) Jobs suck up.

      He's not a visionary, he just caters to the non-business-oriented consumer because he knows his friend...yes...his friend, Bill Gates has the business user (and the cheapo computer crowd) locked down and doesn't have a change (and never did).

      By the way, I was asking netradio.com for a way to buy tracks individually ten years ago! Does that make me a visionary?? What took Steve so f@cking long??

    12. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      By the way, I was asking netradio.com for a way to buy tracks individually ten years ago! Does that make me a visionary?? What took Steve so f@cking long??

      No you see, while you spent your time posting as an AC on Slashdot, Steve Jobs actually went out and did it.

    13. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      ...er.. what's the problem with this approach ? it's not like you can't actually compile that stuff on OSX if you need it too...
      The problem is not that GNUStep stuff can't be compiled with Cocoa, it's that Cocoa stuff can't be compiled with GNUStep. Nobody cares about running GORM or something in Mac OS, but many people would care very much about running Mac OS apps in Linux or Windows (especially now that Mac software vendors are shipping x86 binaries)!

      In other words, the only real value GNUStep has is as a substitute for Mac OS. Imagine running GNUStep on OpenDarwin and being able to run all Mac apps -- that's what the goal ought to be!
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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    14. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Alioth · · Score: 1

      We use GNUstep for Oolite (and it's possibly the only accelerated OpenGL game to use GNUstep). Oolite was originally written only for OS X, and was ported to Linux using GNUstep (and later Windows also using GNUstep).

      The GNUstep Foundation is sufficiently similar to Cocoa's Foundation as to make no odds. I think the Foundation makes a very decent Objective-C class library, too (with the added bonus that if you use it for your ObjC programs, they will almost certainly compile without changes on OS X with Cocoa). I don't think we've found any divergences worth worrying about in the Foundation. However, AppKit is another matter - where as GNUstep Base (which provides the Foundation) is very mature, the AppKit still has a way to go. Although we got the game working with AppKit with only minor changes from OS X, we decided that moving to SDL was a far better choice in the long run.

    15. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Alioth · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's fast enough and bug-free enough that Oolite (written for OS X and Cocoa) runs quite happily on Linux (although admittedly, we ditched GNUstep AppKit in favour of SDL). Certainly, the Foundation (the base Objective-C class library) is pretty fast.

    16. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by dohcvtec · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jobs doesn't want to dominate. He's a kooky hippie who managed to strike it rich, not an aspiring Bill Gates or Larry Ellison.

      True, and this is the key reason why Dvorak is clueless. He says Apple is doomed because they will never dominate the desktop or monopolize like Microsoft. If Apple not overtaking Microsoft is considered failure, then sure they're doomed, and something crazy like open-sourcing OSX may become necessary. But back in the real world, Apple is sitting pretty with the small marketshare they have, and I see their star rising with the path they're currently taking, not falling as Dvorak confusingly suggests.

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      -- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
    17. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      The fact you think that Steve personally played a roll in iTunes et al tells me you're in the same boat as grandparent.

    18. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by roard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Cocoa stuff can't be compiled with GNUStep.

      How so ? Not A Problem, ... if you are not using something that's not implemented in GNUstep, obviously. Of course, it can be very annoying (cocoa bindings aren't implemented yet, so if you use them...). Even then, a few #if#def to replace the offending code with another solution can prove to be quite simple to do (as most of the code can still be ported easily)...

      Frankly, I think that if you can get rather complex apps like GNUmail or Cenon running both on OSX and on GNUstep, surely it's in the domain of the reality, not just pie in the sky.

      The problem is more about OSX developers not beeing really interested in porting their apps to linux. On the other hand, they are very interested to port their app to Windows, but somehow most of them just wait for Apple to release YellowBox and/or wait for a good GNUstep/Windows port, with very few actually helping GNUstep (sure, not that surprising...)

      Note that GNUstep/Windows status is getting better, although GNUstep apps aren't integrated graphically with Windows, at least now it kinda work (eg like addresses, but more importantly, Gorm (the GNUstep gui builder) compiles on Windows since a few releases).

      Imagine running GNUStep on OpenDarwin and being able to run all Mac apps -- that's what the goal ought to be!

      Not Possible. GNUstep is not Wine, it's not binary compatible with Cocoa, it's source compatible (mostly).

      Anyway, sure, it's not always as easy as a simple recompilation from OSX to GNUstep, but it often is. And when it's not.. it's not that difficult to do the "port", in my opinion/experience, particularly with recent progresses with nib loading (not complete yet, but very close now).

    19. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      It's sad, but this focus on "OpenStep with a bit of Cocoa, and maybe some of our own stuff if it's better" is why nobody uses GNUStep. If their mission was "100% compatibility with Cocoa" instead, then it would be a lot more popular.

      Compatibility with Cocoa is important, and the project has been pretty good with adding new Cocoa functions when there's developer demand, but it's hard to keep up with a moving target.

      In any event, Cocoa and GNUstep are so close to each other for the average Free Software developer that there's little real problem with interoperability. You can even use the same docs. When I was first starting out with Cocoa, I used O'Reilly's Learning Cocoa with Objective C book, and when I wrote my "Charmap" character map application with GNUstep, my reference was O'Reilly's Cocoa in a Nutshell . There are some differences in the way developers access the APIs, but the APIs themselves are still very much in sync.

    20. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine 'Macs' refers to personal computers sold by Apple. You're pretty much asking whether PCs refers to personal computers with an Intel or an AMD processor.

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    21. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by bubkus_jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe he didn't have a direct hand in iTMS, but where was the company headed during his absence? He rejoined Apple and revitalized the company with the iMac. An inexpensive, easy to setup and operate computer for those who don't like computers. Then they brought out the iPod. No it wasn't the first hard drive portable mp3 player out there, but pretty much since, it's been the first one that comes to mind for most people when they think of an mp3 player.

      iTunes is also the most popular digital song file online store. I'm pretty sure that it's share is greater than all the rest combined (with a little help from it's integration with the iPod).

      He wasn't directly involved, but do you think Apple could have done all this without him leading the company?

    22. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by nugneant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the Apple OS just as much a ripoff of a Xerox system GUI as Windows allegedly was/is of MacOS?

    23. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Not A Problem, ... if you are not using something that's not implemented in GNUstep, obviously.
      Yeah, but isn't that a pretty big "if?" Considering that the Oolite guy that also responded to this thread ditched AppKit for OpenGL because it wasn't fully implemented, I don't hold high hopes for any of the newer APIs, like Core [Audio|Image|Data|*]. Having Foundation only does not compatibility make!
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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    24. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by treeves · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it's more like the way Boeing ripped off two bicycle builders (the Wright brothers) airplane design. In that scenario, maybe Windows = Airbus A370.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    25. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He wants his *vision* to dominate."

      I just wanted to say that this is the most rediculously pompous statement I have heard in so long.

      Jobs wishes he could be Gates. Jobs wishes he could *dominate* the business market like Microsoft does. After all Apple originally marketed the first Macs to the business user, but failed miserably. And deep down inside all Mac users want that, they just can't bring themselves to admit the fact.

      I find it so very entertaining that all Mac users prostrate themselves so willingly before "Lord God Steve."

      "Companies all over are pouring huge resources into finding ways to make computers more appliance-like."

      Even if this is Jobs' idea, it is the worst thing that could possibly happen to the computer industry. Any self-respecting computer user, regardless of skill, can clearly see the evil that lurks in such a transformation. If it is indeed Jobs' idea, then he makes Gates look like Mother Teresa(BTW, Jobs thinks donating money to charity is a waste of time, while Gates donates millions.) In fact, there is nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing times infinity plus one that Microsoft has done that is even remotely as evil as what you are claiming is Jobs' idea.

    26. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Durandal64 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No. See here.

    27. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "computer for those who don't like computers"

      You really didn't think very hard about what you posted, did you?



      About the iPod, good marketing is not innovation nor is it in any way "visionary."



    28. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Informative

      In addition to the folklore.org site, note that Apple paid Xerox for the rights to use their ideas (options on 100,000 shares at $10/share, a split or two ago...)

    29. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonetheless Apple still ripped off the overall GUI...and there is not concrete proof that any rights were originally paid to Xerox. Some stories talk of a payment to Xerox after the fact to avoid litigation...others say its just plain BS. So all you applefanboys...enough with the "vista and xp are ripoffs of osx"...enough already!

    30. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by billcopc · · Score: 1

      What shocks me is that we actually assume Dvorak knows anything about what he's saying. Dvorak is a media device, no more, no less. He sits up there with Leo Laporte and sells tech to the average joe, with pretty screenshots and colorful superlatives. In my view, Dvorak has ceased to be a computer scientist. Now he's a Vanna White.

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    31. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ira_Gaines · · Score: 0

      Lets not forget that 10 years ago buying music for download wasn't practical for a number of reasons. Hard drive space, connection speed, standardized formats, and something to play them on other than the computer.

    32. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you guys have your Steves mixed up. Woz is the idealist, Jobs is the business man.

    33. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by palndron · · Score: 1

      "It is never going to happen. Steve Jobs has one goal - take over the world."

      Yeah that is exactly what Jobs wants. Do you have a blog? I want to subscribe, since you are so smart and up on things.

      Retard.

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    34. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by adah · · Score: 1
      I think you guys have your Steves mixed up. Woz is the idealist, Jobs is the business man.

      No, Woz is the genius engineer, and Jobs the visionary and businessman.

    35. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it wouldn't change anything except mac users would find something else retarded to put on a pedestal?

    36. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Dvorak has ceased to be a computer scientist. Now he's a Vanna White

      Last week, Apple was going to dump OS X for MS Windows. This week, Apple is going to (or should) open source OS X.

      What Dvorak really is, is a rabid and deranged monkey throwing poop against a wall to see what sticks. He's gone beyond gazing at his own navel to compulsively eating the belly button lint (and trying to get the rest of us to have a taste).

      My only remaining curiosity about John Dvorak is whether or not he and Donald Rumsfeld were separated at birth.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    37. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah. And that would make you wrong, I guess.

      Apple's visit to the Parc is documented, as well as the stock trade for IP use. Bill's "borrowing" of the GUI, without compensating either Apple or Xerox, is also documented. If anyone says this is BS, let's see the proof. Otherwise it's just talk.

      It's all water under the bridge. Nobody at this late stage is going to accuse MS of ripping off the Mac GUI for XP or Vista. Vista is merely going to be a poor copy of features that have been in OS X for a while. Maybe, just maybe, MS will achieve parity with OS X Leopard late in 2008, when they release Vista X Pro 2009 (i.e., the paid SP 4).

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    38. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all:

      Microsoft managed to swindle (not pay the full value of goods) Apple by having better laywers. There was a licens agreement and Apple didn't do a good enough job in securing the limitations of the deal. And if we look back in history, its pretty clear that MS has an outstanding trackrecord in utilizing that specific department of the company.

      When it comes to the GUI, Apple revulutionized userinterface through using the Xerox WIMP interface. WIMP alone doesn't make any different, as many people old enough to remember how X used to work, know.

      When it comes Windows vs Mac OS X, its usefull to see who's present the inovation, it gives the users a way to prepare and adapt.

      Because the revolution Apple started with Lisa and the first Mac, has been dropt off a long time ago, for a strategy that is closer to Microsofts than anything else. The only group that seem to look into Apple's groundbreaking heritage, is Gnome. And its therefore interesting to see Apple beat MS in its own game.

    39. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      More to the point, Douglas Englebart at Xerox Parc created a really cool prototype GUI, but Xerox did nothing with it, and never did anything with it. It might have languished, for all we know.

      Steve Jobs put the GUI onto a personal computer, introducing it for the first time to millions of people. Today, we take the GUI for granted.

      If that's not changing the world, I don't know what is.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    40. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you research this, you will find that Steve Jobs had a personal hand in creating the iTunes Music Store. Who do you think convinced the music cartel to release their catalog to Apple? Who do you think cut the deals with the record companies? Steve Jobs.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    41. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by zpeidar · · Score: 1

      Well, if you make enough guesses, some of them will eventually come true, as with the Intel-transition, but given the amount of guesses, and the fact that MacIntels are shipping, I guess Dvorak has used up his lifeshare of lucky guesses.

    42. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Augie+De+Blieck+Jr. · · Score: 1

      >> Last week, Apple was going to dump OS X for MS Windows. This week, Apple is going to (or should) open source OS X.

      They could do both. Open Source OS X and give control of it to the community while selling Apple computers with Windows as the operating system.

      I don't think that's likely, mind you, but it's a possibility. The two are not mutually exclusive, is all I'm trying to say.

      -Augie

    43. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Windows (the OS which most people use) looks a hell of a lot more like the Mac OS than the OS which was dominating the market (MS-DOS) when the Lisa was first introduced.

      There were plenty of other GUI-based OSs. It's a statement of the bleeding obvious to say that Windows now looks more like a GUI-based OS than DOS, since DOS didn't have a GUI - but Windows is no closer to MacOS than many of the other OSs.

      Indeed, it should also be noted that MacOS lacked a command line, and ultimately got replaced by one which had both a GUI and command line - so the credit for the vision should go to those OSs which had both.

      Almost everybody has moved to object-based development, just like he was saying they would back when he founded NeXT.

      Talk is cheap - how much has he done to make this vision happen?

      CGI dominates the entire animation industry, just like he knew it would when he acquired Pixar from LucasArts for a tiny fraction of what it would ultimately be worth.

      So that's financially clever, but it's not the same thing at all as changing the world with a vision, which is what you assert. For that to be true, he would have to be responsible for making CGI dominating the entire industry.

      Companies all over are pouring huge resources into finding ways to make computers more appliance-like.

      What has this got to do with Apple? Many companies have been doing this, as well as Apple, and not because of Apple.

      The guy gets off on advancing Big Ideas and seeing them catch on. He doesn't seem to care how much he personally benefits when it happens

      But why then include "he acquired Pixar from LucasArts for a tiny fraction of what it would ultimately be worth", which is crediting someone for personal profit making, and not changing the world with a vision?

    44. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I wasn't implying that Dvorak was internally inconsistent, I was implying that he is consistently absurd.

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    45. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Back at the time Dvorak made his prediction, there was talk that Apple would move to AMD processors. Can those who predicted that outcome claim credit because Apple moved to an x86 architecture? (This is how Cringley claims credit for many of his predictions, BTW.)

      if you make enough guesses, some of them will eventually come true

      Yeah, and a broken clock is right twice a day. But Dvorak's predictions are more like, "I bet that by 2008, most of the world will be putting ketchup and mustard on its breakfast cereal.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    46. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Augie+De+Blieck+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Gotcha. And while I can concede your point, I have to add this: He's entertaining. =)

    47. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by jcr · · Score: 1

      Apple still ripped off the overall GUI

      Not that stupid canard again. Apple licensed Xerox's technology, and Xerox was a pre-IPO investor in Apple.

      -jcr

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    48. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good marketing can't get you that kind of market share. It's a better experience overall, plain and simple.

      Again, it's because Apple is able to make sure that higher quality control standards are adhered to between parts of the delivery system, from the source to the player.

    49. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs might wish he was Gates, but deep down inside Gates wishes he could be Jobs - but keep his market share.

    50. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Yes, 4-5% is a small market share when compared with Microsoft's ~90%.

      But, as Jobs and the Apple fanboys argue, that's the market share of BMW or Mercedes. It's the market share of IBM or Acer or most of the PC manufacturers. It's stunning considering that Apple are seen as being a lot pricier than their competitors. Apple are a PC manufacturer, and they are doing just fine. Nobody is saying "What about Acer? What's their future?" because Acer's future is clear - make laptops and sell them. Apple's future is pretty damn clear too - make boxes and sell them. Apple have the advantage of an operating system that's (a) not spyware, adware and bug-ridden from the get-go and (b) not delayed until Jan '07 and available in seven different versions like - ahem - Vista.

      The iPod has a 78% market share, and the iTunes store has an 87% market share in digital downloads. In other words, Steve Jobs owns the music industry's future.

      Go to a tech conference and look around. Tell me how many ThinkPads you see compared to PowerBooks. Apple have got the geek marketshare, they've got the designer marketshare and they've got the abilities to shoot for the home user marketshare if they get out there and hustle. What's Microsoft going to have left? A few cranks like John Dvorak and the uber-leet haxor gamers. And they don't buy computers, they build them by hand and torrent the XP install discs, so nobody except a few RAM suppliers, ATI and Nvidia care about them.

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    51. Re:Open up Cocoa (not going to happen) by d!rtyboy · · Score: 1

      "Good marketing can't get you that kind of market share."

      It can and it did. Period.

      Not to mention the plain obvious fact that you overlooked. The fact that the iPod has had nearly zero competition. All the competition it did have was easily muted by the juggernaut that was iPods marketing hype. Stores didn't and don't promote anything but the iPod, nor did/do they give any other mp3 player its own entire section in their store. Everywhere you go(and went) you see adds for the iPod, there are(and weren't) any noticeable adds for other players. Sure, there's Rio and Creative, but you don't see those in movies, people don't talk about those on TV talk shows. See, the iPod got the product placement, the magazine editorial hype, etc, etc, ad nauseum that its competition did not get.

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  2. "In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'nuff said.

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    1. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Trillan · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Only on the Internet could Dvorak be taken seriously. On TV, people would notice his mouth foam and his face twitching in sheer insanity.

    2. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've never watched any political pundit shows have you? Good for you.

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    3. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, the combination of "Dvorak" and "insane rambling" should have gotten the article modded -1 Redundant right off the bat...

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    4. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dvorak is rather obsessed with OS X isn't he? Considering he writes for PC Magazine? Do you think he's in love with the OS but his bosses won't let him use it (or write what he really thinks) at work?

    5. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by timon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dvorak's hosted Silicon Spin on TechTV and appears regularly on TV, radio and podcasts.

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    6. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is pissed off with OS X ever since BeOS was passed up by Apple and NextStep got the mantle of OS X. Yes, Dovorak's VC firm had put their greenbacks in the BeOS basket. As sayiing goes: "Follow the money."

    7. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Sometimes you swing for the fence, sometimes you bunt to advance the baserunner to scoring position. :)

    8. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      But it's not redundant. It's NEW insane ramblings.

    9. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by plopez · · Score: 1

      A closeted self-loathing Apple lover maybe? Come out of the closet Dvorak!

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    10. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can get him to march in the parade? It's nothing to be ashamed of. Actually, it's something that should make you proud!

    11. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      yeah, I agree. John has always had it wrong about linux as well as just about every thing else.

      I have said before that he should move on and retire. But a few seem to think that he makes a killing on income. Somehow, I do doubt it. He probably only makes somewhere in the range of 100-150K, which is not really all that much.

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    12. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by telbij · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't you remember when he wrote for MacUser?

    13. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Why no. Sold out to the man, did he? ;)

    14. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by git68 · · Score: 1

      I don't think for 1 minute that 'Jobs' has ever paid any heed to the drivel Dvorak produces on a regular basis. But 100-150K isn't a bad return for said drivel. I'm sure he will retire a happy man (probably buy himself a nice Macbook with the proceeds, if he hasn't got one already!). 1st post btw. :P

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    15. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, just "Dvorak" and "insane" is enough to be redundant.

    16. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Durandal64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Need I remind you that Bill O'Reilly still has his own show?

    17. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. The highest-rated show on cable news, by far.

    18. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      Yes, in the country which elected George W. Bush to the presidency. Twice.

    19. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1, Troll

      I really want to know who Dvorak's weed hook up is. I stopped smoking years ago, but if it's that good I might consider a "for old time sake" session.

      LK

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    20. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by IDontLinkMondays · · Score: 1

      There was a time a long time ago where John C. Dvorak almost made sense. It was a much simpler time, but Dvorak has spent his entire career trying to come up with a "Dvorak's Law" that would make him even more famous than Moore.

      I remember a time when anyone heard Norton, they would immediately think of Peter Norton, the guy who wrote the famous books every developer needed on PC assembly language programming. These were the days when John C. Dvorak was more than just another quack.

      Well, John C. these days isn't of much more use than doing a TV spot regarding video games. Even then I can't see that I agree with his opinions.

      If I had nothing better to do with my time, I would browse through all the "Dvorak's Predictions" for the industry and what I would find is that he's made about 2 accurate predictions in the world. And one would be what time lunch would arrive within a margin of error of 1 hour. The second noone even cares about.

      So, I have to agree 100% with you regarding your comment, this is a man that would be otherwise unemployed if someone like ZDNet or whoever holds his leash this week didn't think his name was of at least a little value.

      P.S. - Does anyone know whatever happened to Mace Tools? There was a time when Paul Mace was an interesting name in computing as well. Looks like he's still selling software, but nothing of any interest.

    21. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tagging this one as yetanotherstupiddvorakstory

    22. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Only once, actually, that we know for sure. We don't really know if he would have won in 2000 because he was appointed by the Supreme Court.

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    23. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you lost me there. Is it something about cricket?

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    24. Re:"In many ways, this is just insane rambling." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was the Electoral College. And the fact that Democratic leadership in charge of running ballots in disputed Democratic Dade county are just as incapable and culpable as most Democrats nationwide, requiring the Supreme Court to daddy their teenage reckless abandon of their responsibility to their electorate, seems lost on you, as does the Constitution of the United States. Adults respect the laws which govern them, whilst the children still suffer from their charge. But what do you know...

  3. Starbucks and Automobiles by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny


    Let me share with you friends, the deep, dark, scary secret that Starbucks is keeping. A secret so shocking that when it is released on the world, it will literally change things forever! I've only recently figured this out myself, so pay attention as I walk you through the sordid details.

    Like many super-intelligent-people-in-the-computer-industry- that-write-for-a-magazine, I get a cup of Starbucks every morning. However, this morning was to be different than all the rest. You see, a brand new Starbucks opened up near my office. (Well, nearer-er than the old one.) This new Starbucks boasted an incredible new feature: A drive through window! I could drive up to the Starbuck as if it were a McDonald's, and order a cup of coffee from the comfort of my own car.

    But then I got to thinking. What does Starbucks need with drive through windows? I mean, they're in the coffee business, not the fast food industry. People come into Starbucks to enjoy the environment, not grab their cup and run! Then it hit me! Starbucks needs drive-up windows because they are planning to bring that same environment to your vehicle! That's right, Starbucks wants to give you that same coffee-saturated, easy listening, comfortable seating feeling you get in their stores, but in your car. But how will they do it? Will they allow you to place your Venti cup in a cup holder and allow the smell to drift across your Caddilac? No!

    There can be only one explanation: Starbucks is going to make cars. Nothing else makes sense! So two years from now when you're driving your Starbucks-mobile, remember this. You heard it here first. --John C. Dvorak

    1. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used my mod points yesterday :(

    2. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed my a** off reading this post until... what if this is really Dvorak's next column and AKAImBatman is just posting it here first?

    3. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Danke

      I just spilled coffee all over my screen. Remind me next time not to read your posts while eating/drinking anything.

      On serious note, that was the best post I read in few days. Heh :)

    4. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      So long as it still uses gas for the fuel and not coffee. I can afford the gas. I couldn't afford a gallon of their coffee.

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    5. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are possessed of one of the most brilliant minds of your generation.

      No, John D, I meant AKAImBatman.

    6. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      This has to be the best post I've read on Slashdot in the last 6 months.

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    7. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'll second that. best post i've read in a LONG time.

    8. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think Starbucks should open-source their coffee recipe for an epic battle with Maxwell House.

      Hey, it makes at least as much sense as what Dvorak is blathering about this week!

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    9. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      I salute you, Sir. Emailing your post to Dvorak.

    10. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      Then we know that Batman isn't Bruce Wayne, but really John C. Dvorak.

    11. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      super-intelligent-people-in-the-computer-industry- that-write-for-a-magazine

          Your forgot the complete lack of industry experience part.

    12. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Horatio_Hellpop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funny, but dated. There are at least a half-dozen Starbucks in greater Chicagoland that have drive thrus ... and have had them for several years.

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    13. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I doubt that Dvorak will get it. He will pobably think that it is a joke, rather than a poke at a true idiot.

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    14. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by telbij · · Score: 1

      way to totally miss the point.

    15. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by telbij · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly, I doubt that Dvorak will get it. He will pobably think that it is a joke, rather than a poke at a true idiot.

      No, he'll get it. Everyone thinks Dvorak is an idiot, but he's actually the most brilliant troll in history. I mean, who else can get their trolls linked on the front page of /. time after time after time, and generate hundreds of well-reasoned serious responses. Just the hits from /. alone are putting his kids through college.

      Frankly, anyone who writes a serious response to Dvorak is just as bad as someone who thinks Dvorak knows what he's talking about.

      The editors here need to put a ban on Dvorak. It's just ridiculous. There's no way to stop someone like that unless it be with editorial control. He'll always show up on Digg, but there's no reason he should be on /.

    16. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

      You're showing your inability to comprehend subtlety.

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    17. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cry troll.

    18. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Quick google turns up $13-$36 a gallon (from caterers, who way overcharge sometimes) You can also get free starbucks http://www.plu.edu/~fachouse/menu&prices.htm from the PLU University Scholars Association

    19. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by amazon10x · · Score: 5, Funny

        (*)  <--THE JOKE

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      . /  \
      . \__/      /|____
      .__||__    /  YOU |
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    20. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not give the guy a tug-job or anything.

    21. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      Ya know, in Seattle, (native speaking here) Starbucks rates below Caffe Vita, Cafe d'Arte, Cafe Umbria, and Torrefazione!

      Strictly speaking, it's just for the touristas.

    22. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by HardCase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now that's almost funnier than the original!

    23. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Braino420 · · Score: 1

      HAhahaha, I knew there was a reason you're on my friends list :)

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    24. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Just the hits from /. alone are putting his kids through college.

      I went to driver's education with his kid, so I'm sure he's in college now. Even though Dvorak lives in California, he put his son through driver's education in Washington. I can't imagine why--it just boggles the mind, really.

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    25. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That was the best cut-up of JC Dvorak I have EVAR read. You are a genius. I hope you put that on your blog.

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    26. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by gavri · · Score: 1

      The GP is right. That joke is "Funny, but dated"

    27. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was me. I just told you I was his kid. Ha ha.

    28. Re:Starbucks and Automobiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or because it's closer, and I don't feel like walking uphill.

  4. Dvorak is totally insane by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

    Yeah, first Apple is going to switch to Windows, then OS X will be open sourced! Good going Dvorak. I think he's just picking these out of a hat. God knows it'll get 500 posts here.

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    1. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

      Why the hell do I keep seeing these Dvorak-predicting-Apples-death articles? Has he EVER been right re: Apple? You'd think the moderators would learn.

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    2. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is up with the Twit network anyway, first it's Steve Gibson now Dvorak... come on the only person left is Alex Lindsey to lose it.. but I doub't that would happen!

    3. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by imikem · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Is this guy just throwing darts at a board with theoretical possibilities to come up with this stuff? He can't be that stupid in real life can he?

      Well, on the other hand, maybe I just answered my own question.

      [Not quite] bottom line: When your readership has slipped to non-existence, troll for Mac fanatics and get that hitcount up.

      Seriously, Dvorak and [some of] the fanbois deserve each other.

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    4. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      I'd like a report card on how often he's been right... at all.

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    5. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by CoolCash · · Score: 3, Funny

      He is not picking out of a hat. But his manati's that are working for him picked the OSX and Open Source balls this week.

    6. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by TrekCycling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's insane is that he gets paid big money to write this kind of drivel. This proves that the "invisible hand of the market" is not just invisible, but stupid.

    7. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by shotfeel · · Score: 5, Funny

      So according to Dvorak, Apple's business plan is:

      1. Build Windows PCs
      2. Open source OS X
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      Can't wait until he-with-much-wisdom fills us in on Step 3. I bet it has something to do with switching the iTunes Music Store to WMA and free iPods.

    8. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should be thankful that you only have to read Dvorak.
      Back in the days of Byte magazine, we were subjected to Jerry Pournelle.

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    9. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by TheGreek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is this guy just throwing darts at a board with theoretical possibilities to come up with this stuff?

      It's actually a Mad Lib.

    10. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by CaymanIslandCarpedie · · Score: 1

      OK, I really hate doing praising the guy at all, but comments like yours were the exact same response he recieved for this prediction. Not agreeing with this current prediction or saying he isn't a bit out there, but he isn't always wrong.

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    11. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      I don't see Apple using Itanium, which is what Dvorak goes on about in the article you linked to. Yes, he got the company right, but went a bit too far in his prognostications.

    12. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      I'll never forget the Pournelle rant on Everquest. He played for an hour or two, and then said that the AI was brain dead and the physics were worse than the AI. That the game would never amount to anything. Several million dollars later it's still alive. It's a mere shadow of what it once was, but I know people that still play it.

      Oh yeah, wasn't he also the one that went off on Linux around Y2k about it being worthless because he couldn't run Microsoft Office on it?

      One more thing, he's still a hack SF writer isn't he? I can't remember the last time I saw a new title come out from him.

    13. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by XyborX · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good plan to me. But I think the profit will be greater if you replace "???" with "!!!". Everybody knows that statements sell better than questions.

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    14. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it has something to do with switching the iTunes Music Store to WMA and free iPods

      This is why I love my job. I don't even have to think up new ideas for each months article anymore when I have the internet hordes to do it for me. Thanks for the story lead.

      J.D.

    15. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by yeruki · · Score: 1

      PC's + OS X = profit. There doesn't need to be a step 3. Unless it was to brainwash the peopel to buy it and put Windows on it.

    16. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by bnoblet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hmmm it seems Pournelle is still around. I haven't seen a web site like that since 1999!

      Even though Byte is dead, their web site continues with Pournelle's column - he even wrote one recently about Boot Camp. Warning, visionary pearls of wisdom inside!

    17. Re:Dvorak is totally insane by SamNmaX · · Score: 1
      1. Build Windows PCs
      2. Open source OS X
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      There's no step 3!

  5. I have a better idea... by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dvorak should buy Ubuntu. Or maybe Novell.

    1. Re:I have a better idea... by moro_666 · · Score: 1

      i'd better see him buying prozac or valium. he talks as if he needs some.

      apple doesn't really want to open up anything. macosx works on the macs and on the intellimacs. if it aint broken there's no need to fix it. and if i could afford it, i'd run a mac too.

      summarizing the day, larry ellison is wasting a bit pocket money, dvorak still hasn't got laid ...

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    2. Re:I have a better idea... by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny
      i'd better see him buying prozac or valium. he talks as if he needs some.
      No, you're thinking of arsenic.
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    3. Re:I have a better idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have 1 grand? Over here in the US that's all it takes to buy a fully functioning Mac - a 12-inch iBook G4, sure, but at least it has a monitor, a keyboard, and a mouse or the equivalent thereof, and of course it officially supports Mac OS X. Price is better than I can say for the Mac mini - here you need $1477.50 to get it, a display, a keyboard and a mouse (all sold separately) or the iMac at $1299.

  6. Then why do new buyers spend all their time in OSX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I frequent a message board frequented by members of the gaming journalism press and developers. Upon the Boot Camp announcement, about ten of them immediately bought new Macs.

    All of them, to a man, spend all of their time in OSX. They only boot Windows to play games, but do everything else in OSX.

    Dvorak still doesn't get it.

  7. Epic battle with Linux? by baadger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How would open sourcing OS X make an epic battle with Linux? If anything, asuming the license was favourable, it would only benefit Linux and projects like KDE and Gnome, wouldn't it?

    1. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. It's not like two projects need to both be open-source before they can compete. Apart from anything else, it would be total suicide for Apple, seeing as they would lose their hardware margin as well.

      Dvorak is a fucking idiot. Does anyone actually take him seriously any more?

    2. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      How would open sourcing OS X make an epic battle with Linux? If anything, asuming the license was favourable, it would only benefit Linux and projects like KDE and Gnome, wouldn't it?

      Don't even try understanding Dvorak. He seems to spend his time in la la land, and rarely seems to have a good grasp on reality.

      The truth is some stuff works well because it is open source, other stuff works well because its closed. Each culture has its advantages and there is no need to try the 'one size' fits all, since it rarely does.

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    3. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't read into it too much. Dvorak isn't smart enough to realize that there's no way one open-source project can shut down another, very dedicated and well-known open-source project. Linux will always have its supporters - you can't shut it down.

    4. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe you are correct. Open-source OSX would allow Linux people to go "Cool, that's how they do this. Let's see if we can do something similar, or even snazzier."

      It would be an interesting tactic, since they could turn around and put any improvements directly into their own system. Since other companies are funding Linux development, if Apple devoted more of their research to usability and used more of other's code for the nuts and bolts of the system, they could make it more attractive than it is currently.

    5. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by donweel · · Score: 1

      I doubt OSX will ever be Open Source, though I could see them freeing up some of the tools used. Dvorak is just using the words Open Source and OSX in the same sentence because it's topical. As far as going against Linux, for the desktop there is no contest. I have not booted my Linux partition once since I got my Imac. However, for Servers I don't think OSX can compete against Linux for cost per benefits, flexibility, and scalability.

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    6. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by Frazbin · · Score: 1

      That kind of wrong-headed hippie talk is exactly what's wrong with open source! If Mac OS X goes open source, Linux loses market share. If Linux loses market share, it will make less money. Without money, how will they pay their volunteers? Hm?

    7. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of backwards, market-driven conservative talk is exactly what will kill open source! There will always be college kids who enjoy hacking code (that's how Linux and the BSDs began), there will always be independently weathly individuals who enjoy hacking code (Like matt dillon), there will always be clever individuals who convince their boss that allowing them to work on a project of their choice for a couple hours a day will increase their morale and enbable them to hone their special skills. And, there will always be people who hack outside of work. Open source was started by exceptions to the rule and outliers. Individuals that a market-driven policy would consider negligible and not worth catering towards.

      In short: you don't need money to have open source. You just need passion for hacking. That has existed since before the word "market" existed in any language. If a project is interesting enough and someone drops the torch, another passionate hacker will be right behind them to pick it up.

      Also, you don't need to incentivize volunteerism. By definition it is an action without an outside incentive.

    8. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by Frazbin · · Score: 1

      Hmm... It looks like the idea of "paying volunteers" isn't ridiculous enough to make people see the sarcasm. Oh well, I knew I was walking on thin ice with this one.

      Without money, the volunteers will have to work FOR FREE! Oh shits! LOLOLOL.

      Better?

    9. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by i_am_not_a_bomba · · Score: 1

      "it would only benefit Linux and projects like KDE and Gnome, wouldn't it?"

      Yes you are correct as Apple has taken *nothing* from KDE or the open source community has it? absolutely not a single thing. nothing.

      *sound of crickets chirping*

    10. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      Ah, good point! If Linux loses market share, I'll have a pay cut from $0/hr to $0/hr! Oh my god! That's HUGE!

      Volunteers generally don't get paid. Duh! Yes, some of them do, but most of these only get paid by donations - or by outside companies. Hence why the Linux Kernel Archives run on donated servers, and why so many open-source projects ask for donations. They don't get paid.

      That's what I hate about so many newcomers to the open-source movement. You think you know everything about it.

      We didn't do all this free work in hopes of getting paid. It'd be nice if we did get paid, but if we don't that's fine.

      Put your money where your mouth is, Frazbin. If you think we need so much market share, then go buy a commercial distro. Almost NONE of your money will go to the creators of the software. No matter how high Linux market share is, the programmers won't see a penny of it, other than a select few who are fairly well-known (such as Linus Torvalds).

    11. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1

      sorry, didn't see your other comment there. . .

    12. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Dvorak isn't smart enough to realize that there's no way one open-source project can shut down another, very dedicated and well-known open-source project. Linux will always have its supporters - you can't shut it down.

      Arrival of Linux probably had little effect on the fanatical hordes of BSD users. Arrival of OpenSolaris mostly provoked a "neat, maybe I'd try this on a spare machine if I had one around, blah" reaction from Linux users. Heck, Apple gave us Darwin and you don't see tons of people migrating to that either...

    13. Re:Epic battle with Linux? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      My point exactly. People like Linux, and although some might dork around with other OSes, most of them don't drop Linux. They just do a dual-boot where they can boot into Linux or the other OS.

      Although Darwin doesn't even install on my PC - I was going to try to dual-boot it, but no go - the installer kept freezing when it asked which HD to use.

  8. I are a pundit, too :-) by DavidinAla · · Score: 5, Funny

    I advocate that banks open their vaults to anyone who wants money. I advocate that car dealers leave their keys in the cars for anyone to take them. I advocate that restaurants make their food free. All of these things might kill the businesses involved, but it certainly would be nice for me and for other people who'd rather not pay for things.

    David

    1. Re:I are a pundit, too :-) by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what do you "avocate"?

    2. Re:I are a pundit, too :-) by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if Ford gave their cars away for free, think of all the media attention they would get. The most interesting story in the auto business would be Ford vs. building your own car from parts found in a junk yard. General Motors, Toyota, et al. would still sell more cars than Ford could give away for free because people are more familiar with those brands, but they would suffer because they would get lots less media attention.

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    3. Re:I are a pundit, too :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I advocate that banks open their vaults to anyone who wants money.

      I don't agree. I think we should be allowed to copy our own money. Demand that the treasury to put money images into the public domain!

    4. Re:I are a pundit, too :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I advocate that banks open their vaults to anyone who wants money. I advocate that car dealers leave their keys in the cars for anyone to take them. I advocate that restaurants make their food free. All of these things might kill the businesses involved, but it certainly would be nice for me and for other people who'd rather not pay for things.

      Kinda like open source then?

    5. Re:I are a pundit, too :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to second this thought, I'll be stopping by the local Ford (since that seems to be the suggested brand in this thread) dealership to pick up my new GT 500 (Free), my local bank to pick up my $1,000,000 (I'd like that in 10 and 20 dollar bills please), and I'll have to think about where to bring my date for dinner, so few 5 star resteraunts in my area..... Boy I love this new open source/give s*** away movement.

  9. Dvorak is totally insane-Mispopularity Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak. Much like his keyboard. His ideas will never take off.

    1. Re:Dvorak is totally insane-Mispopularity Contest. by SirTalon42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dvorak != Dvorak keyboard layout

    2. Re:Dvorak is totally insane-Mispopularity Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes but they are both equally retarded

    3. Re:Dvorak is totally insane-Mispopularity Contest. by boxturtleme · · Score: 1

      Hey now! Give the keyboard layout a chance. I switched to it.

    4. Re:Dvorak is totally insane-Mispopularity Contest. by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Dvorak != Dvorak keyboard layout

      And, for the record, he didn't write the "New World Symphony" either.

  10. This doesn't make any sense by flanksteak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I often enjoy reading Dvorak, but this is just nonsense. Apple's usability comes from their software. Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say. They buy it because of the OS. Apple charges a premium for their hardware, but people are willing to pay this premium because of the software. Apple comes closer to "it just works" because of OS X, not because of the nifty design of the boxes or because they supposedly use "high quality" parts.

    Switching to Windows would mean two things: 1) The differentiation factor for Apple decreases, meaning that they would have to compete more on price, and 2) Their support costs would go up because of the number of calls they'd get from users with Windows problems. Hello, spyware anyone? Not a problem for Apple now, but would change instantly with a Windows conversion.

    I still think that Apple is slowly making the move to put OS X on generic PC boxes (and eventually more OEMs). Only they're doing it slowly and quietly, so as not to awaken the sleeping giant with the massive war chest. Apple could make a move for just desktop share, as they haven't shown any interest in becoming a large-volume server OS company. Let MS and other *nixes fight over the servers, Apple would be happy with selling boxes to just the end users and software licenses to OEMs and third parties.

    1. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Josh+teh+Jenius · · Score: 1

      I still think that Apple is slowly making the move to put OS X on generic PC boxes

      This is exactly what I thought when I first heard about the dual-boot macs. I think the iPod and the slow decline in M$ is really forcing Apple to rethink its overall market position. IMO, Apple has always under-valued itself (and I say this as a life-long IBM clone junky.)

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    2. Re:This doesn't make any sense by McDutchie · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say.

      So says you. Have you ever seen recent Mac hardware from nearby (and I mean recent as in less than five years old)? It's not just beautiful, it's solid and durable. Look inside one and the attention to detail seems immediately obvious. I have never seen a PC box or laptop that comes close, although some try.

      Yeah, so I'm an Apple fanboi. Sosumi.

    3. Re:This doesn't make any sense by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 1
      "I often enjoy reading Dvorak..."


      For those unfamiliar, it's the little glass widget thing next to the user ID that makes people "foes".

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    4. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Dan+Ost · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say.

      Then how do you explain all the people like Linus who run Linux on Apple hardware?

      They sure didn't buy it for the operating system.

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    5. Re:This doesn't make any sense by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      You enjoy reading Dvorak. The man's a moron with a capital "DipSh*t". 99% of his opinions have no basis in reality, never come true and are completely the product of him trying to sound smarter than everyone else. This (aside from the fact that I don't use Windows) is the main reason I never pick up whatever magazine prints him.

    6. Re:This doesn't make any sense by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're just flat-out wrong. You think nobody in the PC industry pays attention to build quality, durability and style? Have you never used a Thinkpad? There IS great PC hardware out there if you are willing to look for it. Not everything is cheap plastic Dell crap.

      I own, use and appreciate Macs, I'm typing this post on one as a matter of fact. I also own, use and appreciate my Thinkpad. Seriously, I don't see how you think that taking blatantly silly stances "Only Apple cares enough to pay attention to detail" does anything but undermine your overall position. Sigh, this is what drives me nuts about Apple zealots.

    7. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, he didn't say why he enjoyed reading Dvorak.

      He could enjoy Dvorak for the same reason people enjoy watching bad movies--schadenfreude crossed with pointing and laughing.

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    8. Re:This doesn't make any sense by GreyKnight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say.

      False generalization. I bought a Mac Mini for the hardware; I use Gentoo Linux on it almost exclusively. (Haven't booted into OSX for about 2 weeks, now).

      However, I would agree that OSX is one of Apple's major selling points.

    9. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      You mean the extremely insignificant portion of an already small market?

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    10. Re:This doesn't make any sense by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm not an Apple fanboy. I need Linux as a solid platform to run four or five industry strength databases concurrently and I need Windows, since my clients don't know better.

      That said, I totally agree.

      My blizzing new Samsung X50, which comes in cool metal, is a beauty and about totally tops of the line when it comes to laptops pales whenever it sees my sweeties 15 month old 12" Power Book.

      This is metaphorically speaking, of course. But there's no doubt that Apples gear is not only incredibly cool, but it also feels right.

      In terms of design and engineering it's about what Nikia does for cell phones.

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    11. Re:This doesn't make any sense by cookiej · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're missing the mark with regard to what makes for the "it just works" experience. it is not just OS X. It is the blend of the two -- which is only possible because Apple controls both ends. The MacBook Pro has an integrated iSight. From a hardware perspective, lots of systems have built-in cameras. But the integration with OSX is so tight and straightforward it makes using it seamless with virtually every app I've tried. Could they do it as easily if they had to rely on some industry "standard" instead of knowing the hardware from all sides? I doubt it. The light-activated (dark-activated?) backlit keyboard is right in line with the way Apple thinks. Just when things are getting dark (and I'd be thinking of tilting my screen forward to see the keys with my old laptop) the backlight comes on. It doesn't just flick on, it fades up. It's smooth. There are so many things that are like that on this laptop. The two-finger scrolling thing on the trackpad. The slot-load drive. The reliable sleep mode. The discrete eject button. The pulsing light that indicates sleep mode on the case button.

      OS X and the hardware it runs on are simply reflections of how Apple does things. It isn't just the software. The reliability of OS X would approximate Windows pretty quickly if they had to support all the different hardware Windows does. We'll see where this goes, but were I Dell, I'd be offering extravagant discounts to educational institutions about now. Apple will crush the competition in Education when Leopard comes out.

    12. Re:This doesn't make any sense by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Good point. I take back what I said. The part that was questioning the original poster. It could be the whole "craning the neck to watch the train wreck" situation.

    13. Re:This doesn't make any sense by CovenantMG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually people buy Apple precicely because of the hardware. Or more specifically their control of the hardware. The fact that Apple is the sole supplier of Apple hardware is a major factor in the software being what it is. There is no concern for unsupported third party motherboards/bios/video cards etc. No worry about thousands upon thousands of various systems often put together from the cheapest parts by someone on a budget. Instead they can test on the few systems that they produced and sold at a premium. Windows often has stability issues because it runs on every hobbled together piece of hardware out there not to mention the desire to support bleeding edge hardware to keep users happy. The spyware thing is also a red-herring. If you really care what the Apple users are doing call both of them and ask ;-) But seriously, if you want to track user's behavior you aim for the largest installed base. That is currently (good or bad) windows users. It's not because the mac is inherently better at preventing it. It's quite possible that the reason that we don't see apple rushing head long into porting OS-X to everything intel is precicely because they don't want to support every odd hardware configuration out there. Better to put out a product that is 'unsupported' on such hardware but usually runs... that way they get more sales to those who are curious without having to support them or take the blame if it doesn't work...

    14. Re:This doesn't make any sense by jroyale · · Score: 1

      With the Thinkpad brand leaving IBM and moving to China, Apple now makes the best laptops in the world, bar none. With a Mac able to boot OSX, WinDoze and Linux, as my retire my trusty Thinkpads, I'll be buying Apples from now on. Yes, there is an Apple tax, but I'm more than willing to pay it.

    15. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In terms of design and engineering it's about what Nikia does for cell phones.
      If Nikia is anything like Nokia then it's as I always suspected--Apple is something that was once big and now only lives on it's name, it's lickable and contains all sort of other things you don't really want in your gadget, but you can't get the "cool" that the name without it. The suposed quality is in users heads and Apple even has it's own N-Gage that did even worse then Nokia's N-Gage.
    16. Re:This doesn't make any sense by cactopus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I often enjoy reading Dvorak, but this is just nonsense. Apple's usability comes from their software. Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say.

      I did. I bought a Quad G5 because I wanted a PowerPC based Mac and it was time to buy a new one. When there are no more PPC macs left, I'll find an old IBM pSeries box and switch to AIX full time. I already have a 44P Quad 375 next to my Quad Powermac.

    17. Re:This doesn't make any sense by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually apple hardware is pretty awesome... Really thin laptops, really quiet desktop computers (except the power macs, but they are workstations)... 1000mbit ethernet standard even on the mini... Sturdy contruction overall (I saw a vid of a guy smashing a g4 power mac with a hammer and it barely scratched untill the swing-hinge holding the motherboard opened).

      Pricey.. yeah.. But every PC manufacturer is trying to make half assed copies of their hardware designs.

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    18. Re:This doesn't make any sense by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the thinkpads WERE great, when they were manufactured and supported by IBM (who always made sturdy hardware). Not anymore.

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    19. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      In terms of design and engineering it's about what Nikia does for cell phones.

      Or what Sorny, Magnetbox, and Panaphonics did for consumer electronics.

    20. Re:This doesn't make any sense by affenmann · · Score: 1

      > Then how do you explain all the people like Linus who run Linux on Apple hardware?

      Linus got it for free. :-)

    21. Re:This doesn't make any sense by ZiakII · · Score: 1

      So says you. Have you ever seen recent Mac hardware from nearby (and I mean recent as in less than five years old)? It's not just beautiful, it's solid and durable. Look inside one and the attention to detail seems immediately obvious. I have never seen a PC box or laptop that comes close, although some try.

      Have you ever seen a toughbook....we ran over one with a 5 ton and it didn't even turn off, I want to see an Apple computer do that!

    22. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Sneftel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah! You guys are completely forgetting the small but stable "are Linus Torvalds" demographic!

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    23. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you anything that I can personally build a PC with higher quality parts than anything Apple has AND it'll cost less.

      Try building an Apple...oops, forgot, you can't.

    24. Re:This doesn't make any sense by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I still think that Apple is slowly making the move to put OS X on generic PC boxes (and eventually more OEMs).

      No No No.. And No.. One of Apples primary software advantages is the limitedness of its hardware. It makes near perfect drivers for its very few ranging supported hardware. Thus is the primary reason it never crashes. If Apple suddenly had to support a wide range of hardware, it would be nowhere near as stable.. Or else you would need a kernel compelation stage, not exactly something appealing to the Apple fanbase.

    25. Re:This doesn't make any sense by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      Have you ever seen recent Mac hardware from nearby (and I mean recent as in less than five years old)? It's not just beautiful, it's solid and durable.

      Ever have problem with a recent Mac laptop LCD going south on you? And I mean recent as in less than five years old.

      If it breaks, you're tough out of luck. They DO NOT under any circumstances cover laptop screens. You will have to buy a complete new laptop from them.

      I speak from personal experience.

    26. Re:This doesn't make any sense by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      It's not just beautiful, it's solid and durable.

      My PowerBook that is just shy of 2 years old that just went in to have the DC connector replaced, with scratches galore and chipping paint disagrees with your "solid and durable" statement. it's beautiful until you use it.

      same for my iPod, which has a flukey hard drive now from running with it for a period of about 2 weeks (in an arm band).

      I love my Apple products, but they aren't durable worth a damn

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    27. Re:This doesn't make any sense by irm · · Score: 1

      I love my 15" PowerBook, and most of my architecture buddies love theirs, but the G4 PowerBooks are anything but durable. You can't even safely open the screen from one side: you have to be careful, lest you rip the whole thing off - as I once saw an (admittedly retarded) IT guy do at school once. My girlfriend's is falling apart, and the casing is pealing off mine. I think they run as better machines, and are certainly more suited to the way I work, but durable? I don't think so.

    28. Re:This doesn't make any sense by j.bellone · · Score: 0

      So agreed! My iPod is back in service for the third time and it is just over a year old. The previous two times it was gone for 8 weeks (16 weeks out of the 52 that I've had it, and I didn't even use it each week/day!). I don't expect to get it back until mid-late May. I am glad that I bought the Best Buy extended warrenty so now I get store credit for the piece of shit. I'm going to get a new LCD TV.

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    29. Re:This doesn't make any sense by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say.

      You, good sir, are an idiot. That's exactly why I (blindly!) switched from a Wintel box to a Powerbook G4 a few years ago. I didn't know enough about computers back then to build my own, and I was sick and tired of not being able to find decent PC hardware pre-assembled. So I went with a Mac without ever having used Mac OS X.

      Welcome to reality. Enjoy your stay.

    30. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      ...it's lickable...

      no, I'm pretty sure that voids the warranty

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    31. Re:This doesn't make any sense by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I had white spots appear on my screen, and they were happy to cover that. I sent it in, and they promptly lost it. A month later, they admitted losing it. A month later, the replacement arrived, DOA. Two weeks later, it was returned with one of the SO-DIMM slots missing. This was irritating, since a defective RAM slot was the main reason I sent it in (512MB was just not enough for what I was doing).

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    32. Re:This doesn't make any sense by podperson · · Score: 1

      Having had a huge amount of experience with Thinkpads over the years, they may be good laptops and duarable, but they're butt-ugly.

    33. Re:This doesn't make any sense by HardCase · · Score: 1

      Have you never used a Thinkpad? There IS great PC hardware out there if you are willing to look for it.

      Well, they used to be good. The Lenovo stuff is more than a little plastic-y.

      -h-

    34. Re:This doesn't make any sense by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      "it just works" BECAUSE of the quality hardware. That and the fact that having only a handfull of hardware to write drivers for make it spot on easy to make "it just work". An open source OSX would run great with that new open source NVIDIA...um errr...ATI...well...at least the os would be open source.

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    35. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Um...you do know that hardware you order from the Apple store ships from China, right? Apple may design their hardware, but it's made in China just like all the rest of the computers in the world.

    36. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for using your +1 karma bonus to inform us all of this crucial fact.

    37. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Squozen · · Score: 1

      I sure have had problems with Mac laptop screens in the last five years. I got the screen replaced twice, then a replacement PowerBook (one month after my warranty expired). All free.

      This is in Australia, which is supposed to have much worse Apple support than the US. I can only imagine that your democratic skills leave a little to be desired if Apple won't help you out.

    38. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just beautiful, it's solid and durable.

      True story... My son and I were walking through the local computer store one day and stopped to look at the new high end Macs. My son lifted up the keyboard to see the bottom (I don't remember why)and accidentally dropped it about 1 1/2" to the tabletop. A key popped off!

      Yeppirs! Solid and durable, solid and durable.

      Right now, I have a friend who works at the local high school. He services Mac laptops. His two biggest tasks are:
      1. replacing the CD-ROM drive
      2. replacing the power connector

      Yeppirs! Solid and durable, solid and durable.

    39. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Apple's usability comes from their software. Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware no matter what they say.

      People buy Mac because the hardware works, perfectly, the first time, with the software. No fiddling with downloading drivers or certain functions not working. You want WiFi? The software expects one brand of Airport, and there it is. Display? The drivers are optimized for Apple displays and know how to calibrate them and what resolutions to use. And so forth.

      OS X on commodity PC hardware would not Just Work. Neither does Windows on a Mac.

    40. Re:This doesn't make any sense by farble1670 · · Score: 1
      i agree, the switching to windows idea is absurd. however, so is the putting OSX on generic boxes idea. apple is a hardware company. OSX is about selling apple hardware. the amount of money they could make from selling OSX licenses for non-apple hardware is peanuts compared to what they make selling their hardware.

      how many people would continue to pay a premium for apple's hardware if they could get a PC w/ OSX for less than $500? some would, but a large % would not.

      not to mention that headaches it would cause apple to support generic PC hardware. the fact that apple limits / controls supported hardware is a huge factor in OSX's success.

    41. Re:This doesn't make any sense by bungatron · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of SGI when they made expensive hardware with a custom BSD based OS. And a nice 'just-works' camera. And special keyboards and mice and monitor interfaces. And a huge engineering division to support the tiny marketshare of OSes they had. And niche software that ran on only their hardware.

      Wonder where they are now?

    42. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Not sure how Apple's position is under threat from any decline in Windows?

      They have always targeted as the prime market "people who do creative stuff"
      even if most of the computer market moves towards Appliance type devices or so called thin clients, so some one still needs to make content. People who make "Content" will still need more general propose machines.

      In that case if Apple can hold it's "Creative" market then it will continue to grow as the rest of the market disappears in to the realm of TV, car, fridge and Mobile phone makers.
      While Linux (backed by IBM and others) and Windows battle for the back end.

      If Apple are going to open up Mac OS X I would more expect they would do so in way to tie more content creaters to them. Maybe a version Xcode that can make complete standalone bootable Applications.

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    43. Re:This doesn't make any sense by cookiej · · Score: 1

      I'll bet he has five other friends that service the PCs at the school. Their biggest tasks probably are:

      1. Fix Windows
      2. See #1.

    44. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about the attention to detail in the making of the parts? As long as it works who cares. Last I heard Apple owners upgraded their machines at the same rate as PC owners. Its not like I am going to be using this same computer in 15 years.

    45. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dropped my iBook. Six feet. Onto asphalt. Knocked the keyboard out, broke the latch for the cd drive, damaged the connector for the power supply. Everything else was fine. Got those problems fixed; still looks good, except for one little crack on the left hand side. It's just under 5 years old, been carried everywhere, still runs perfectly. Same with my 3-year old iPod, which also was perfectly ok battery wise. Did manage to jam it a little after putting it under severe stress, knocking the back off slightly, which caused the power switch to stop working. A quick move with a knife blade put the back in place and fixed the switch. My G5 PowerMac is running great, only problem I had was with a cheap VGA flat panel monitor that would black out for a second every hour or so; got a decent DVI monitor, and everything worked fine. So in other words, *its you*.

    46. Re:This doesn't make any sense by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, so I'm an Apple fanboi. Sosumi.
      Very nice.
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    47. Re:This doesn't make any sense by ashayh · · Score: 1

      Most branded laptops are made by a few companies : Asus, Quanta, Chembook(?) and a couple of others. Asus just got a large order to make Apple laptops. What makes you think Asus won't apply the same high standards to Asus brand laptops ? Why won't they apply the same standards when they assemble Higher end laptops for Dell, HP, Sony and others ? Is Asus retarded ? Or is Dell/HP/etc stupid that they ask Asus to make their stuff of a lower quality compared to Apples ?

      Other components like the CPU are made in the same fabs. The graphics cards ? Asian fabs...likely TSMC in Taiwan for most ATI and Nvidia chips. The hard drives ? Same old Seagate, Western Digital, Toshiba etc. The LCD panels ? LG/Samsung and a few oddly named companies in East Asia... but the same guys who make LCD panels for many others.

      You paid Apple extra cash for their admittedly superior software and their well above average service. Their hardware is as pedestrian and as superior as any other PC brand. Wipe the MBP's harddrive and theres nothing in it to recommend it over a higher end Sony/Dell/Toshiba etc.

      That said, once the MBP is within 30% more than a comparable Dell, I will buy it.[My first laptop!] OS X, like Linux, is an OS worth paying for.

    48. Re:This doesn't make any sense by dmarcoot · · Score: 0

      you can go back as far as i recall to Mac 7500 in 1995 for desktop case layout which was easier to upgrade and had attention to details that were missing on PC's even as recently as 2000.

    49. Re:This doesn't make any sense by McFadden · · Score: 1
      I often enjoy reading Dvorak

      Me too. He gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling of knowing that there's at least one person out there dumber than me.

    50. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I often enjoy reading Dvorak
      He's a hoot isn't he!

      Nobody buys Mac because of the hardware
      Damn straight! Those enormous LCD's are just shite and the powerful plug and play industry standard desktops are ugly.

      meaning that they would have to compete more on price
      I know I always get annoyed with Apple for selling better hardware at a lower cost!

      Hello, spyware anyone? Not a problem for Apple now, but would change instantly with a Windows conversion.
      Damn straight! Much cheaper to build your own OS, that's why everybody does it.

      Apple is slowly making the move to put OS X on generic PC boxes
      That's why Apple keeps saying "We are primarily a software company". Or was that hardware? I get those two confused ... all those drugs I took in my youth. I know you understand.

      so as not to awaken the sleeping giant with the massive war chest
      Would this be the sleeping giant that owns 40% of Apple and copies all of their new OS features from OS X? (whisper the answer, you don't want the giant to hear)

      I still think
      We are! Or, you are ... or Dvorak is.

      One of us is getting paid for rhetoric, and I tell you what ... one other has serious ambitions.

    51. Re:This doesn't make any sense by MartinB · · Score: 1
      Most branded laptops are made by a few companies : Asus, Quanta, Chembook(?) and a couple of others. Asus just got a large order to make Apple laptops. What makes you think Asus won't apply the same high standards to Asus brand laptops ?

      Because Apple margins are greater (what, you think they're more expensive just to fill Steve's pockets?), and they're not playing the As cheap as possible game, they are able to devote some extra cash to buying more time and care in production. Yes, they'll still be pushing hard on costs. But I'll bet you any currency you like that Asus build Apple laptops with more time and care than Dell (or any high volume, low cost) laptops, and charge Apple more per laptop to cover it than they charge Dell.

      But 'Quality' is more than just care taken in the build process - it's down to design, component/materials choices and so on. And here again, those higher Apple prices pay for this.

      And why do Apple do this? Because they're chasing a different market segment, using a different branding strategy.

      Why won't they apply the same standards when they assemble Higher end laptops for Dell, HP, Sony and others ? Is Asus retarded ? Or is Dell/HP/etc stupid that they ask Asus to make their stuff of a lower quality compared to Apples ?

      Because Dell (etc)'s strategy is to build high volumes of absolutely minimum cost machines. And that's what they pay Asus to do for them - make laptops to a spec and a budget. Which (given a similar spec for the key components) translates primarily into time spent per machine. Apple also pays Asus to make laptops to a spec, but the budget is higher.

      Look, it's the same in automotive. There are plants that turn out both Lotus and GM vehicles. And the same group owns Skoda (yes, much better than they used to be) and Bentley. And they're made in the same factory in some places. Which do you think gets more time? The vehicle that costs UKP10k, or the one that costs UKP100k?

      Apple's strategy is to be a relatively low volume, high brand value and high cost brand - BMW, not Ford (that's Ford's own brand, not Ford Corp's high end brands like Jaguar). They realised a *long* time ago that you can't compete long term and consistently win in the price game, or the performance game - it's all commoditised (read: low margin) and from time to time you're going to be behind, at which point there's no brand loyalty and you lose sales. So you do something *different*. True, you can't get absolutely killed in price/performance (and you've got to give current customers a reason to trade up), so you pay lipservice to it, but that's as far as it goes.

      The OS is only a small part of the story; from the original iMac on, the game has been differentiation through brand, and that starts with something that looks distinctively different and consumer (ie non-business type and non-geek) friendly in stores. Interestingly, Sony's Vaio positioning is very similar... If you want to see where Jobs' ambitions lie, look at Sony Consumer Electronics in their heyday (ie before it got mugged by Sony Entertainment Division), not Dell. High brand values, leading to high margins.

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    52. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the late hour, but I totally busted a gut laughing at Sorny. I had to read the rest of the sentence one name brand at a time, I was laughing so hard. Even now I'm struggling to type this while giggling.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    53. Re:This doesn't make any sense by mrroach · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I don't see how you think that taking blatantly silly stances "Only Apple cares enough to pay attention to detail" does anything but undermine your overall position.


      Usually, when people put things in quotes, they are directly quoting someone. Interestingly enough, the "blatantly silly stance" (see how I did that?) is not the one that the parent poster took. It is, however, the only one you addressed.

      This page has some information you might want to review:
      http://www.fallacyfiles.org/strawman.html

      -Mark
    54. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      It's a Simpsons reference. But then, with a zillion episodes it's getting hard to *not* make a Simpsons reference.

      If I remember correctly, Homer's in some discount store looking for a new TV, and Bart tells him that the TVs are all crappy knock-offs. And Homer says something like "I know a genuine MagnetBox when I see one! And there's a Sorny and a Panaphonics!"

      Something like that. Anyway, I'm sure we're only seconds away from someone following up with a post of the exact episode, dialog, and what they were wearing when they watched it.

    55. Re:This doesn't make any sense by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 1

      Hi Mark. Thanks for the reply. I don't really think I was constructing a straw man. This is the direct quote:

      "Have you ever seen recent Mac hardware from nearby (and I mean recent as in less than five years old)? It's not just beautiful, it's solid and durable. Look inside one and the attention to detail seems immediately obvious. I have never seen a PC box or laptop that comes close, although some try"

      The argument I was attempting to summarize seems to run as follows:

      • Apple computers are beatiful, solid and durable
      • Apple computers are constructed with obvious attention to detail
      • No PC manufacturer other than apple comes close to the solidity, durability or attention to detail of the Apple

      To me the last three sentences of the individual's post comprise this argument. Having experience with Apple equipment in addition to other gear, I would say that Apple gear is of pretty high quality and that Apple cares about making a good product. That's why you pay a little extra, and why I raised the counter-example of the Thinkpad as a device which matches Apple equipment in stability, durability and overall quality. Others have submitted their positive experiences with other equipment.

      I don't disagree that Apple equipment is among the best in the industry, I choose to use it as a personal desktop and recommend it to family members. I *do* disagree with the attitude that everything that does not come from Cupertino is garbage, that to me is when you cross the line from advocacy to zealotry, and that is what irritates me about some Apple fans.

      It is not dissimilar to a Linux fan who dismisses out of hand all software that comes out of Microsoft. If you don't evaluate equipment, software, companies, political parties, etc on an equal plane and instead view everything with a jaundiced eye that does not come from your "favoured" group, you are only hurting yourself.

    56. Re:This doesn't make any sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must only have experience with crappy Dell Inspirons. I have a 2001 Dell Latitude that has been through hell and it still looks (aside from a minor crack on the side) and works beautifully.

      Start comparing Apple notebooks to stuff like the Dell XPS and you'll see why you are wrong.

    57. Re:This doesn't make any sense by ashayh · · Score: 1

      If you compare an equivalent Sony Vaio to a Macbook, certainly both of them have excellent build quality. They both cost more or less the same, but the Sony has more RAM, bigger HDD, better optical drive. Which is why I said, the only reason to prefer the Mac over the Sony would be the OS.

      No one can suggest by looking at their exteriors that either one has better quality materials or either one was built with more time...You're basically assuming that Asus spends less time/quality on their own branded laptops. If that were true, then why for example, is news circulating today that the Macbook x1600 GPU is slower clocked than other brands, to keep noise/heat low. Why has Apple had as many problems as other brands (though their service is better than most.) Take a look at Asus laptops. They have excellent quality. And they are always cheaper and/or better equipped than an Apple.

      Your automibile analogy would apply to this situation if the Skoda and the Bentley shared the same chassis, tranny, suspension, electrics etc but the Bentley came with slightly better exterior.

      Things are OK on the performance side with Apple now that they have Core Duo. They claim the Duo is 5 times faster than G4 on certain benchmarks. That means, the Pentium M is atleast twice as fast. Now just compare the prices of G4 laptops and Pentium M. Ok so this is a bit like Apples to oranges, but yet the fact remains that G4 laptops would be bought today only by the clueless.

      Of course,you're right when it comes to brand, people will do almost anything, especially non-techies. I was talking only about techies when comparing Apple offerengs to other laptops.

    58. Re:This doesn't make any sense by mibus · · Score: 1

      Then how do you explain all the people like Linus who run Linux on Apple hardware?

      I bought an iBook to run Linux; I hadn't considered it until I saw someone else doing it. Turned out to be a brilliant choice - smaller and cheaper than all the PC laptops I looked at at the time.

      It's getting a bit long in the tooth though (3 years). One day I'll be able to fork out for a replacement :)

  11. Put down the crack pipe, John by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 1
    OK, it's been scientifically proven that John Dvorak is smoking crack. (And by "scientifically proven," I mean "more likely than anything Dvorak has ranted about this year.") His friends really need to have an intervention for him before he's found curled up at the bottom of a dumpspter in San Francisco, ranting at the rats and cockroaches about how Network Appliances will take off "any day now."

    C'mon, John, the first step is to admit you have a problem.

    Crow T. Trollbot

  12. Uh... by TheSenori · · Score: 5, Informative

    They did. They called it "Darwin". It had everything that Linux has and had; it runs GNU software like everything else and is capable of GNOME or KDE. It hasn't performed very well.

    1. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because hardware support for Darwin sucks. Basically, it runs on a Mac. But I've already got a Mac, and it's got a full OS X install on it, so why would I throw away all the Aqua goodness for a command line? Duh.

    2. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it hasn't performed well because the HCL SUCKS!!!!!!!

      sad but true.

      now OpenDarwin on the other hand....

      STILL HAS A HCL THAT SUCKS.

      and to quote the president.......

      "I am the decider!"

    3. Re:Uh... by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      They did. They called it "Darwin".

      Gosh - that is sooooo true - Darwin==OS X and OS X==Darwin.

      Anyone who thinks OS X is not open source is insane.

      I agree with you completely!!!!!!

      --
      There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
    4. Re:Uh... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      heh, and before Apple slapped their stuff on "it" and called "it" Darwin most of "it" was called FreeBSD. 8D

    5. Re:Uh... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      It hasn't performed well because it is not a very good UNIX system.

    6. Re:Uh... by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      Darwin is open source. Why didn't you fix the semaphore support, rather than just bitch about it?

      --
      Do you even lift?

      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    7. Re:Uh... by nadamsieee · · Score: 1

      This is great example of why the media sucks; they don't know how to do basic research anymore, and they don't know how to link: http://www.opensource.apple.com/darwinsource/

    8. Re:Uh... by Smartcowboy · · Score: 1

      When you are working on your own project, fixing someone else broken code may not be your top priority.

    9. Re:Uh... by TheSenori · · Score: 1

      It's the only part that competes with the Linux kernel.

    10. Re:Uh... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      1) You missed the joke.
      2) It's the part that "competes" with the entire GNU/Linux OS and OSes like FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, Solaris, AIX, etc. What they don't give you is the part that competes with Windows.
      3) You're a moron.

    11. Re:Uh... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. Before they slapped their stuff on it, it was Mach. Then they slapped their stuff on it. Then they slapped FreeBSD's stuff on it and a little bit more of their stuff, and called it NeXT. Then they slapped aqua and called it OS X.

      At least get the order right.

    12. Re:Uh... by xcham · · Score: 1

      Um. With GNU-Darwin installed it's pretty much as good as any Linux distribution. I don't know what you're whining about.

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    13. Re:Uh... by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I had a NeXTStation with NeXTStep in 1991, and trust me there was no FreeBSD in sight, just BSD on mach. FreeBSD came along a couple years later.

    14. Re:Uh... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      I'm whining about having had to use it. Specifically dealing with MPICH on a cluster, which I've been able to do easily with my slackware systems, and not so easily with the Mac systems. Further, Xgrid is a royal PITA.

  13. Why buy apple hardware if that happened? by Brit_in_the_USA · · Score: 1

    I hope I am not being desnse here, but if OS X was open-sourced, then couldn't enterprising Linux / OSX experts make distros for any pc hardware? (scrap that - ANY micropocessor platform? Sparc? ARM? PS3 ?)

    So why buy apple hardware any more?

    1. Re:Why buy apple hardware if that happened? by BlueCodeWarrior · · Score: 1

      Think of them like a service rather than a good. Yes, you can run OSX on anything you want for free, OR you can buy a small amount of tech support for generic hardware that may or may not be able to help you, OR they'll give you a full layout with certain hardware that's 100% backed and supported out the ass and such.

    2. Re:Why buy apple hardware if that happened? by umedia · · Score: 2, Funny
      "So why buy apple hardware any more?"

      Why to make the master Steve Jobs happy of course. Why else would his cult follow him thru the desert, traveling with the burning bush of money as Apple flirts with Motorola, IBM, Intel and coming soon "embryonic" stem cells.

      Seeing the cult of mac turn overnight from Wintel haters to clapping with glee over bootcamp only proves that Conviction, is in the Apple Menu.

      --
      "Humans are considered to be primitive, the third smartest species on Earth"
  14. Open source ramblings by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dvorak claims OS X and Apple in trouble. He suggests open sourcing OS X for an epic battle with Linux. In many ways, this is just insane rambling, but it's certainly entertaining on some levels.

    How about we Open Source Dvorak's articles and let some other insane ramblings ensue, in fact, I have a few of my own.

    First, I want a epic battle between humans and robots complete with protests, picketing, egg-throwing, and flaming.

    --
    He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
    1. Re:Open source ramblings by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      First, I want a epic battle between humans and robots complete with protests, picketing, egg-throwing, and flaming.

      In other words, you want a slashdot article?

    2. Re:Open source ramblings by kponto · · Score: 1

      We should just open source Dvorak himself and be done with it.

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      This too, will end.
    3. Re:Open source ramblings by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      First, I want a epic battle between humans and robots complete with protests, picketing, egg-throwing, and flaming.

      In other words, you want a slashdot article?

      He doesn't want just any Slashdot article. To get the full magical effect he seeks, he needs to find a dupe. ;-)
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    4. Re:Open source ramblings by caffeination · · Score: 1

      I call sniper!

    5. Re:Open source ramblings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should apply for a media analyst job on Slashdot!

  15. And by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Apple has no way to make money from such a move.

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    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    1. Re:And by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 1

      A company that sells an OS for commodity hardware and direct to OEMs couldn't profit from it?

      Forget what Dvorak's smoking, I want what this guy's hittin' on.

      (tig)

      --
      Ignorance and prejudice and fear
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    2. Re:And by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      That only works because they have a monopoly, and they only managed that by making the right deals at the right time with IBM (e.g. DOS on the PS/2, "helping" with OS/2 while planning to kill it with '95) and killing the rest of their competitors with unfair business practices.

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    3. Re:And by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      That has nothing to do with my point.

      Apple, if their business was structured differently, could open source OS X and make money doing so. Microsoft, if they were structured differently could do the same with Windows.

      What neither company can do is simply open source their product with the idea that this way it will win the OS war. If they do so, undermine their own profitability. And a transition to a different structure would take years.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
    4. Re:And by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 1

      What neither company can do is simply open source their product with the idea that this way it will win the OS war. If they do so, undermine their own profitability.

      This is true. I misunderstood; my bad. However, I do believe it possible for Apple to offer OS X on non-Apple hardware and make a profit. If they were to support only certain chipsets, from certain manufacturers, a lot of support issues could be prevented from ever occurring.

      And a transition to a different structure would take years.

      I'm not sure what you mean by this. The business model? True, but it could be argued that neither MS nor Apple are afraid to take such steps, if they deem it in their best interest. The XBox and the iPod/iTMS both present different business models for MS and Apple than their traditional ones. Not that I think either company is going to open-source their OSes.

      (tig)
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    5. Re:And by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      However, I do believe it possible for Apple to offer OS X on non-Apple hardware and make a profit. If they were to support only certain chipsets, from certain manufacturers, a lot of support issues could be prevented from ever occurring.

      That is the logical next step for Apple.

      I'm not sure what you mean by this. The business model? True, but it could be argued that neither MS nor Apple are afraid to take such steps, if they deem it in their best interest. The XBox and the iPod/iTMS both present different business models for MS and Apple than their traditional ones. Not that I think either company is going to open-source their OSes.

      One basically has to build alternative revenue streems such that open sourcing a product will not be overly disruptive. I don't think that either Apple or Microsoft are afraid of such steps, but there are other considerations.

      You have to ramp up people, and you have to build a market for your services first.

      With a company as large as MS, I don't think it is possible. With a company like Apple, it could happen, but would be both risky and time consuming.

      Furthermore open sourcing existing products often involves a long legal audit and transition where third party non-open source technologies are replaced. Even open sourcing Solaris didn't happen overnight.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  16. Dvorak Avocates... by rbochan · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ... nothing but increasing his ad-hits by continually pumping out provacative, but senseless drivel, with a side of flame-festy goodness.

    Nothing to see here... move along.

    --
    ...Rob
    The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
  17. oh please by benbritten · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dvorak is trolling again.

    The reason Apple is 'so great' is because they control the whole experience. What you are buying is the hardware + apps +OS.

    If you sell the OS on any old PC hardware (as many have asked for) then suddenly Apple loses one of the legs or their product.

    If you open the OS then you lose another leg.

    The reason everyone wants apple to do these things is because the quality they can get when they control all those things. (no they dont control all the apps, obviously, but they provide the basic user with everything they would need in an easy to use package)

    I am so tired of people saying: I love apple OS, but i will never pay for it until they sell it for my shitty dell hardware! Well, then it wouldn't be the Apple that is able to be so high quality, and you wouldn't want it anyway!

    So, back to my original point: Dvorak is a tired hack, and he is trolling for pagehits. Please stop putting his crap up here and helping him out!

    1. Re:oh please by William_Lee · · Score: 1
      I am so tired of people saying: I love apple OS, but i will never pay for it until they sell it for my shitty dell hardware! Well, then it wouldn't be the Apple that is able to be so high quality, and you wouldn't want it anyway!

      You're tired of hearing this...Many of us are tired of hearing about how GREAT Apple's desktop hardware is from fanbois. The argument about how hard it would be for Apple to maintain quality on a beige box modern day PC system is a flawed one. Anyone who has a relatively new PC with normal components is not going to have major driver issues these days. Welcome to 2006. There are two unified graphics drivers to support, ATI and Nvidia. Most integrated components are based off a limited number of chipsets, and there are a small number of major manufacturers of expansion cards.

      There will always be a few exceptions for the more exotic configurations on the bleeding edge (who should be able to troubleshoot driver issues on their own anyways), and people should know better than to expect support for an ISA card. Apple's hardware is nothing special that can't be replicated by another builder, and the quality control argument is a weak one on the hardware front.

    2. Re:oh please by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      Dvorak is trolling again.

      What is trolling? Putting forth a undesirable scenario to you?

      The reason Apple is 'so great' is because they control the whole experience. What you are buying is the hardware + apps +OS.

      Jobs has stated before that apple is a hardware company.

      If you sell the OS on any old PC hardware (as many have asked for) then suddenly Apple loses one of the legs or their product.

      Or, if they open source it, they lose the huge expense of having to develop it further.

      The reason everyone wants apple to do these things is because the quality they can get when they control all those things.

      Between work and home I have a G4 and a G5, along with a few PC's. Honestly, my macs crash as much as the PC's do with win xp. The reason I like my mac is simply because I don't have to deal with as much nonsense when web browsing (ie spyware), and the GUI is much slicker.

      I am so tired of people saying: I love apple OS, but i will never pay for it until they sell it for my shitty dell hardware! Well, then it wouldn't be the Apple that is able to be so high quality, and you wouldn't want it anyway!

      Apple makes pretty cases, but I don't see their hardware as superior. It was funny for so many years mac addicts talked about how superior RISC chips were and how apple would never switch to intel...

      So, back to my original point: Dvorak is a tired hack, and he is trolling for pagehits. Please stop putting his crap up here and helping him out!

      Yeah and you are trolling for modpoints by repeating the slashdot groupthink that "OMG DVORAK IS TROLLING". I'd hate to break it to you, but he was popular before Slashdot started posting his articles. He was probably writing about IT in Byte before you could suck up for karma.

    3. Re:oh please by iphayd · · Score: 1

      Remember, you're on Slashdot. No one reads the articles.

    4. Re:oh please by kilgortrout · · Score: 1

      Apple's current computer hardware is pretty much intel compatible commodity components; there is nothing that special or superior about it. You can easily get equal or superior hardware from any beige box manufacturer. That's not what makes Apple products desirable. It's all about industrial design, aesthetics and above all, marketing/branding. Apple has convinced the market that their products are cool, trendy, fashionable, etc, and people have always paid a high premium for products that make them feel fashionable, regardless of the objective merits of the item. How many ipods do you think Apple would sell if being seen with one branded you as the biggest nerd, looser in the world?

    5. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason I like my mac is simply because I don't have to deal with as much nonsense when web browsing (ie spyware)

      I realise you meant "ie" as in "that is" there, but capitalise it and it stays just as true.

      Just don't use IE, and you won't have to worry about spyware. Use Opera or Firefox. Opera, if you're paranoid, because it's less popular so there's even less chance anyone will bother to target it.

      BTW, if the average idiot switched to Apple, you bet there'd be Mac spyware rampant within a week. You know why? Because most spyware is installed willingly. Very little of it is driveby installs exploiting browser flaws. AFAIK, the main OS X security measure in place against spyware is that you can't modify the system without typing in an administrator password. Well, guess what? Your average user who wants to install SuperFooWidget-with-trojan-spyware is going to type that administrator password right in, because that's the only way to benefit from the wonders of SuperFooWidget!

      You don't need OS flaws when you have stupid users.

    6. Re:oh please by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      If you sell the OS on any old PC hardware (as many have asked for) then suddenly Apple loses one of the legs or their product.
      If you open the OS then you lose another leg.


      That's okay, Apple would still have one leg left.

    7. Re:oh please by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      I am so tired of people saying: I love apple OS, but i will never pay for it until they sell it for my shitty dell hardware!

      Dell: Generic Intel Hardware
      Apple: Generic Intel Hardware with hardwired DRM

      What's that about Dell having shitty hardware again?

    8. Re:oh please by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      There's more to hardware than the motherboard, and even there I doubt I'll have the capacitor problems I've had on PCs with the MacBook Pro. The 2 Gz core duo is about the fastest thing you can put on your lap without burning your thighs; it is thin and has a reasonable battery life, too. But good industrial design is the very essence of hardware: the case quality, visible engineering, lid latch, keyboard and light, screen appearance, port placement, power adapter and cord and CD eject mechanism are all noticably better than on any Windows laptop. The aluminum is nearly fingerprint-proof. All the diferences are well thought out and helpful with the exception of the missing Firewire 800 (it has FW400) and PC card slot (it has some chewing-gum-size thing with few cards presently available), but I don't expect those two things will be a real problem.

      The hardware is certainly well-engineered, but OSX is still the main attraction. It's just vastly nicer to use than Windows or Linux - and I say that not as a fanboy but as someone who after using 128 and 512k Macs and Lisas 1984-1990 went entirely to Windows (1991-___) as well as some Linux (1997-____).

      The MacBook Pro actually leaves me feeling a little cold compared to the more durable plastic and lighter weight of the iBook, but as a sheer tool, there has never been anything quite at the uncompromising level of MacBook Pro.

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  18. Not necessary to battle open-source friends by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    Instead of fighting eachother, we could take the best from Linux and OS X (and others) and conquer the world!

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    1. Re:Not necessary to battle open-source friends by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Which is what they're doing, to a certain extent. Darwin is open, Safari and KHTML are closely related and contribute to each other, etc.

      Apple engineers are really enthusiastic about open source. Turns out some of the open source guys I have a lot of respect for ARE Apple engineers.

  19. Moronity by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I got into various levels of trouble when I suggested that Apple was going to gravitate towards Windows since it would be easy to do and there was some evidence that the company might want to do it.

    No there wasn't.

    Getting OS X onto PCs might be even more doable today, since researchers are reporting that as many as half of the business-owned PCs in operation now may not be capable of running Microsoft Vista.

    And any random crap hardware that can't run Vista should have no trouble running Mac OS X! Piece of cake.

    The Boot Camp product is pure test marketing. It's so obviously test marketing that it's hard to believe that people are foolish enough to get worked up about it.

    Yes, Apple announced that this functionality will be built into the next version of Mac OS X, because they want to wait and see how people react before they decide whether it's a good idea. Because if they had already decided it was a good idea, they would have done something differently.

    Does Windows works well on Mac hardware, or not? The idea here is to put it into the wild and see what happens in a support-free environment where Apple has no responsibility to help make it work.

    Does Windows work well on PC hardware, or not? That's debatable, but obviously Apple thinks they can make it work just as well on Mac hardware. Does it yet? No. That's why Boot Camp is in beta. There are bugs they need to work out. Some of them are documented.

    Apple needs to analyze the reaction to Windows on a Mac. This includes seeing whether there is massive rejection of the idea--protests, picketing, egg-throwing, and flaming. In other words, can the community at large live with the idea of Windows running on a Mac? That cannot be known or assumed without this test.

    Nope, it can't be known. Absolutely no way to even guess. It's not like you could ask people. You know, take a survey. And I mean a real one, not PC Magazine's equivalent of a Slashdot poll.

    Much of the positive reaction, though, seems to stem from the mistaken supposition that having Windows on a Mac will make OS X look better by comparison, so people will flock to OS X.

    Really? That's not the reaction I've been hearing. The two reactions I've been hearing are:
    • I've never used Mac OS X and I don't know if I'll like it; now if I buy a Mac and don't like the OS, I can rest assured that I can switch back to Windows without ditching the hardware.
    • I prefer Mac OS X but I have to use Windows for work (or gaming); now instead of buying a PC to get my work done (or play my games) and being stuck in XP all the time, I can buy a Mac instead, run XP when I need to work (or want to play), then spend the rest of my time running a better OS.


    I didn't bother continuing to the next page.
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    1. Re:Moronity by cypherz · · Score: 1

      Good summary and analysis!

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    2. Re:Moronity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer Mac OS X but I have to use Windows for work (or gaming); now instead of buying a PC to get my work done (or play my games) and being stuck in XP all the time, I can buy a Mac instead, run XP when I need to work (or want to play), then spend the rest of my time running a better OS.

      You know I've been hearing this argument for dual boot of OSX and XP for a while, heck even Linux and XP, but it never dawned on me until now how silly this idea is. I mean, if you're doing your work and your play on XP, then just what is it that you're doing on OSX? Browsing the web, listening to music? Both these can be classified as work or play, but putting that aside, why boot into a new OS just to do these simple tasks? This is coming from someone who dual boots Linux and XP, so realize this is just an observation and not a critique.

    3. Re:Moronity by tgibbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know I've been hearing this argument for dual boot of OSX and XP for a while, heck even Linux and XP, but it never dawned on me until now how silly this idea is. I mean, if you're doing your work and your play on XP, then just what is it that you're doing on OSX? Browsing the web, listening to music? Both these can be classified as work or play, but putting that aside, why boot into a new OS just to do these simple tasks? This is coming from someone who dual boots Linux and XP, so realize this is just an observation and not a critique.

      Well, personally, I would much rather work and play in OS X. But if I have no choice, because I game I want to play is available only for Windows, or because my employer requires me to use a Windows-only application, I'm willing to tolerate Windows for as brief a period as possible before returning to OS X.

  20. You've got to wonder what he's smoking... by javakah · · Score: 1

    Let's see: Apple is selling tons of iPods, keeping lots of media and youth attention on Apple. Apple has switched to Intel and now allows you to dual boot Windows, meaning that Apples now look very attractive to businesses, since they can now have the benefit of both Windows and Mac OS X without having to buy seperate computers. I'd say that Apple is poised to do extremely well, and this guy is smoking some seriously gnarly stuff.

  21. In the words of Peter Griffin by truthsearch · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the words of Peter Griffin: "This plan is brilliant it's retarded!"

    What's crazy to me is this might be a brilliant marketing strategy to divert some attention away from Microsoft. It's so crazy it just might work...

  22. Insanity by stealie72 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Great, so Apple can give away either its best product (or it's number one hardware advertisement, depending on if you think Apple is a hardware company, or a software company), into a hardware environment it can't control, thereby eroding its famous stability.

    Great business plan. Apple would be insane to turn OSX into an open source product. The market has repeatedly shown what happens to high end wintel box manufacturers.

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    1. Re:Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then Apple has been insane for many, many years. http://developer.apple.com/opensource/index.html

  23. I want what he's having... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, it's been a rough day, make it a double!

  24. In the words of xzvf... by gregarican · · Score: 1

    Dvorak claims OS X and Apple in trouble. Me Tarzan, you Boy. Go find Jane. Need firewood.

  25. MAKE IT STOP! by c0l0 · · Score: 1

    It is utter bullshit this maniac comes up with each and every single time he wastes words into cyberspace, but nonetheless, I at least spare a glimpse for it by accident whenever this complete dork is featured on /.
    As this turns out to be physically painful 100% of the time, I suggest you just drop the crap (that means EVERYTHING published by him!) Mr. Dvorak fantasizes about when obviously being on crack, dope, and at least 3 other illegal drugs (possibly not!) known to the broad masses of mankind, and just leave him and his infantile and uneducated babble be. Please. :-(

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    1. Re:MAKE IT STOP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is utter bullshit this maniac comes up with each and every single time he wastes words into cyberspace, but nonetheless, I at least spare a glimpse for it by accident whenever this complete dork is featured on /. As this turns out to be physically painful 100% of the time, I suggest you just drop the crap (that means EVERYTHING published by him!) Mr. Dvorak fantasizes about when obviously being on crack, dope, and at least 3 other illegal drugs (possibly not!) known to the broad masses of mankind, and just leave him and his infantile and uneducated babble be. Please. :-(

      Emphasis mine. Dude, I think I see you're not too happy with Dvorak, but it appears you're on the same drugs as him. Your response is pretty much the same thing as his - a rant to fan the flames, instead of a counterpoint as to why he's wrong. To be fair I could have responded similarly to about 30% of the posts so far, but the drug characterization was hard to pass up. :)

      And before anyone categorizes me as a Dvorak fanboy, I'm not. His old Byte articles used to inflame me also. But time and perspective shows that he's a pundit who has industry connections and uses them to create the most tastiest of articles for his blog and to further his career as a "cranky geek". Personally I like the dynamic he brings to the various programs he's on.

      As for the article, there's no way Apple would go the OSS route.

  26. How can I get his job? by cyngus · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can I get a job where all I have to do is write an article with no backup or substantiation beyond my own knowledge and speculation about an idea that I shat out this morning on the toliet? Not only that, how can I get a job where I get to keep it after doing this every week for years?

    1. Re:How can I get his job? by mosestheripper · · Score: 5, Insightful

      run for congress

    2. Re:How can I get his job? by Bemopolis · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sign up today.

      Sadly, the internship program isn't as exciting as it used to be. I hear that in previous administrations you could do a job right in the Oval Office -- working under the President even!

      Bemopolis

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    3. Re:How can I get his job? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Here is how you can get that job or better yet, get self-employed:

      1. Write Sensational Articles In the Realm of Industry X (in this case, Technology)
      2. Get a popular blog in that industry to post it for you. (Slashdot.)
      3. ??? - (Watch the page hits roll in and have them click on advertising. Use Google Adsense?)
      4. Profit!
      5. Rinse and repeat

      You could also combine 1 & 2 and write your sensational articles on your own blogs, but the more visited blogs tend to offer something substantial, attracting people in the first place....

  27. Microsoft Has Nothing to Fear From Apple by MOBE2001 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The reason is that the vast majority of existing commercial software is running on Windows and people have gotten used to it. Microsoft has a captive market for Windows, the same way Columbian drug dealers have a captive market for cocaine. Microsoft has other things to worry about, not the least of which is that a third party may come into the ring out of nowhere and offer a solution to the biggest problem facing the computer industry today: software unreliability and our inability to manage and create highly complex and safe systems. This is the reason that none of us are riding in self-driving vehicles today among other things. Clearly, something needs to be done and quick. Microsoft (Bill Gates) has no idea what this something is. That's where the fear comes in. Some other company may come in and take everybody by surprise. Microsoft and the other big players would then be left in the dust holding on to yesterday's obsolete technology. Unless, of course, they see the light and take quick action. But I'm not hoilding my breath.

  28. Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 5, Funny
    • A naked jello-wrestling match between Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman
    • The Wall Street Journal hiring John Dvorak for triple his current salary to be their technology editor.
    • Bill Gates driving up to his house and pitch-forking stacks of $100 bills onto his lawn.

    All of these ideas have the following in common with Dvorak's "advocating" opensourcing all of OS X:

    • Each would benefit Dvorak greatly.
    • Each would benefit those with the actual power to implement his suggestions not at all.
    • Each has 0% chance of coming to pass.

    Crow T. Trollbot

    1. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      True, he's a whackjob, but if there's anything we can do to get the first item on that list happening, I say we go for it!

    2. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by stuckinarut · · Score: 2

      Unlike the rest of his drivel I'd be very supportive of the naked jello-wrestling idea!

    3. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by doggo · · Score: 2

      "A naked jello-wrestling match between Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman"

      Wait, what? Well, if Dvorak is advocating that he can't be all bad, can he? I mean, what would you rather have, proprietary OS X & Apple hardware or a naked jello-wrestling match between Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman?

      I know! It's a tough choice!

    4. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by imikem · · Score: 1

      Like the idea in principle, but hopefully we can wait until at least a few months after Angelina has the baby for this. Get both hands on the keyboard where I can see them. And not see any parts lower on the body.

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    5. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by igaborf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Each would benefit those with the actual power to implement his suggestions not at all.

      Not true. Angie and Natalie would get free Jello.

    6. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slightly used jello is a benefit to you?

    7. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by BobVila · · Score: 0

      Although I do not think it is the case (because I actually like the post), Crow T. Trollbot sounds like something Cringely would name is Trollbot. I advocate that Dvorak and Cringely are replaced with trollbots at least for a small test period of time. It could be done to see the reactions of their readership like if any of them will even notice.

    8. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by riker1384 · · Score: 0
      Slightly used jello is a benefit to you?

      Some people would be happy to eat Jello that Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman just wrestled in. You wouldn't?
    9. Re:Other things John Dvorak is "advocating" by ignatz72 · · Score: 1

      Actually Natalie and Angelina is too logical of an idea to ever come from Dvorak (who wouldn't pay to see that?)...

      He would probably have advocated a match between Bea Arthur and Angela Lansbury.

  29. Somone put a stopper in that old fart by paiute · · Score: 1

    I swear to God, what is wrong with him? Is he stupid or what? OSing OS X? This is exactly why he writes a few paragraphs once in a while instead of being entrusted with running an actual company. What a twit.

    OS X (open or not) for PC timeline:
    1. Apple releases OS X for PCs.
    2. Dell begins to sell desktops preloaded with OS X.
    3. Phone call to Dell from Redmond about the new per unit cost to "nonexclusive" vendors of preloaded Windows: $500.
    4. Dell announces that OS X shipments being discontinued due lack of demand.
    5. Apple shipments of computers decline, revenue from OS X makes up only a fraction of shortfall.
    6. Apple stock falls.

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    1. Re:Somone put a stopper in that old fart by Amigori · · Score: 1
      Seriously, Dvorak is an idiot. It amazes me that /. keeps posting his stories. I don't think OS X will ever be released for vanilla PC-boxen, but I have a revised list:
      1. Apple releases OS X for PCs.
      2. Dell begins to sell desktops preloaded with OS X.
      3. Phone call to Dell from Redmond about the new per unit cost to "nonexclusive" vendors of preloaded Windows: $500.
      4. Dell announces that OS X shipments being increased due to the 'Premium' models loaded with Windows selling poorly.
      5. Shipments of Apple computers continue to increase, as revenue from OS X makes up only a fraction total revenue, and consumers realize that el-cheapo hardware is, well...cheap. And that a Dell with OSX is a better Dell, but an Apple is still worth the premium.
      6. Dell and Apple stock grows. MSFT stock does the same thing its been doing...nothing!

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    2. Re:Somone put a stopper in that old fart by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I swear to God, what is wrong with him? Is he stupid or what?

      No, he is not.

      Here are the steps to making a lot of money:

      1. Write a ridiculous article even the average person with an interest in tech can see is absurd.
      2. Get it posted to Slashdot.
      3. Mention to your publishers that five million people just visited your article earning them tons of ad revenue.
      4. Repeat the process.

      Dvorak is a hack and a rabble rouser. He's making money writing this crap that intentionally annoys people. Paying attention to him and linking his articles here encourages him to do it even more. It also makes Slashdot money, so they probably won't stop doing it. Just ignore the bastard and maybe we won't have to see his crap anymore.

  30. What a fucking moron by Durindana · · Score: 1

    I've been forced to notice John Dvorak for far, far too long.

    Please, everyone do everyone else a big favor and ignore him.

  31. Come on! by palad1 · · Score: 1

    The authors of this Dvorak bot should really get their act together and fix it they want it to last more than 5 minutes during the next Turing Test challenge.

  32. "Insane Rambling"? SSIA! by LordPhantom · · Score: 1

    Since no company, including massive IBM, has been able to compete with or unseat Microsoft from the desktop, Microsoft's stance alone may prevent any universal acceptance of OS X on the desktop from ever happening. In fact, I assume that as this is being written, Microsoft has coders in its skunk works tearing into OS X looking for deep flaws that it can exploit and publicize. Don't think otherwise. It only makes sense that they'd do this.

    Right. This would be because they have no problems of their own to fix? There may be folks at Msft disassembling code, but with a goal of "publicizing flaws"? There are enough people doing that for free on both sides of the fence.

    Thus a cloud is rising over OS X and its future unless Apple makes its boldest move ever: turning OS X into an open-source project. That would make OS X versus Linux become the most interesting battle within the computer scene. With all the attention turned in that direction, there would be nothing Microsoft could do to stem a reversal of its fortunes.

    So.
    Because Microsoft will automagically discover their flaws due to their crack team of exploit finders (who have been able to find all of Window's flaws previous to this, and because Microsoft is positioning themselves to squeeze everyone out of the market, Apple should make their OS free and compete with Linux in order to draw attention away from Microsoft? Because making their OS free would help their bottom line.... or.....?
    1. Make OS free 2. Start OS war with Linux 3. **?** 4. Profit?
    Am I the only one thinking WTF? Insane ramblings indeed.

  33. I'll have some of what he's smoking by everphilski · · Score: 1

    eof

    1. Re:I'll have some of what he's smoking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heehee

  34. A simple request by Repvblic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the /. staff is going to continue posting Dvorak articles regarding Apple as if they have any value, can my Batboy links please be accepted for the science category?

    I mean if you're going to post bullocks like this in one category it's only fair to accept them in all categories!

  35. -1: Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Slashdot editors! Stop feeding the fucking trolls!

  36. begun, the OS wars has. by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Linux will always have its supporters - you can't shut it down.

    Yeah, but how many times have you heard OSS guys saying "yeah, but MacOS sure is pretty" or "yeah, I wouldn't mind trying that out on a Mac" ... if it were free for their hardware you'd see converts in drones. Linux wouldn'd die, but the Jedi sure would be feeling it.

    1. Re:begun, the OS wars has. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      No, what you'd see is Quartz and Aqua running on top of a Linux kernel and GNU userland, instead of Darwin.

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    2. Re:begun, the OS wars has. by everphilski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And when you see articles like this ... no, looks like Apple will get to it before you will get a chance to.

    3. Re:begun, the OS wars has. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The replies mention several good reasons why Apple would never do it themselves. The Free Software hackers would do it though, just because they could.

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  37. sell something by PMuse · · Score: 1
    This is the most confused article I've seen in a long while.
    • Letting Windows run on Apple machines would help Apple as a hardware company.
    • Letting OSX run on other people's machines would help Apple as an application software company.
    • Open-sourcing all of OSX would help Apple as a services company.

    Pick one.
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  38. John, lay off the CRACK by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

    The only people who are installing Windows on their Intel based Macs are Mac users who already had a PC, most of which are gamers. The day after Apple announced Boot Camp, I had two PC users tell me they were going to buy a Mac for their next computer, and they would partition the drive so they could use some software they needed to have. Nobody's going to start buying Apple products to run Windows on John, please refrain from smoking crack before writing your articles.

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  39. Not another fucking Dvorak article... by Arjuna+Theban · · Score: 1

    The reason this idiot keeps on rambling is because we're giving him an audience. Why are all his articles on Slashdot?

    1. Re:Not another fucking Dvorak article... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      we need a 'douchbag' filter.

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  40. In other news... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Dvorak Goes Away, Vows to Never Write Columns Again. UN Declares Global Holiday."

    ...oh, wait, that was just the good dream I had last night.

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    1. Re:In other news... by lyonsden · · Score: 1
      ...oh, wait, that was just the good dream I had last night.

      Good dream and John Dvorak in the same sentance? I guess you have had too much espresso.

  41. Dvorak is right, reality is wrong by Unski · · Score: 2, Funny

    "That would make the battle between OS X and Linux the most interesting one on the computer scene. With all attention turned in that direction, there would be nothing Microsoft could do to stem a reversal of its fortunes."

    Now it all makes sense. I've been labouring under the misapprehension that the main goal of large software/hardware companies like Apple and Microsoft was to make money. It's taken the observations of a true genius to make me realise that the true objective of any such company should be to do 'interesting battles' with Linux. Maybe with light sabres.

  42. I advocate MS giving me all of their monies by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    'cos like, I need it; and stuff. So, c'mon guys...

  43. hehe by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Funny

    [+] dvorak, troll, moron, osx, stupid (tagging beta)

  44. -1 redundant by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    "Dvorak ... is just insane rambling"

    -1 redundant.

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  45. Silence ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we have this guys fingers cut off so he can't write this crap?

  46. Insanity-What's in it for everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think the best question to ask all these writers/posters of "Apple should do this..." articles is, why? Or to be more specific. Why DO YOU want Apple to do these things? What's in it for Apple? What's in it for you? How come the status quo isn't good enough for you...or Apple?

  47. Why he wants it open-sourced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dvorak wants Apple to open source the OS so that Microsoft's developers can steal some code for Windows.

    Specifically, they can steal the code that gets rid of the "System Idle Process" that hogs the CPU on Windows.

  48. um...did Dvorak RTFA? by ianchaos · · Score: 1

    His opening and closing statement about "turning OS X into an open-source project" and the sudden ability it would have to "make the battle between OS X and Linux the most interesting one on the computer scene" are not actually discussed anywhere in the article. Perhaps if he would have stayed on topic there would have been something to discuss...doubtful...but perhaps. The meat of the article is simply a rehash of former speculation he's had and deviates so far from the subject as to be worthless. Nothing to see here...please move along.

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  49. Do your part ! by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I did my part by not actually clicking on the link and giving it one more page hit.

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    1. Re:Do your part ! by stuckinarut · · Score: 1

      You and a plenty of others by the lack of /. affect, a case where not RTFA is a bonus!

    2. Re:Do your part ! by mr_Spook · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did my part many many times in the past. Easist way to fight the good fight, IMO.

    3. Re:Do your part ! by tastycheese · · Score: 1

      Hey, if doing my part involves being lazy and NOT doing something, I'm all for it! I haven't even got off of the couch all day, and I had no idea I was making the world a better place! sweet!

    4. Re:Do your part ! by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Ahem...
      Good evening. The last scene was interesting from the point of view of a professional logician because it contained a number of logical fallacies; that is, invalid propositional constructions and syllogistic forms, of the type so often committed by my wife.

      'All wood burns,' states Sir Bedevere. 'Therefore,' he concludes, 'all that burns is wood.' This is, of course, pure bullshit. Universal affirmatives can only be partially converted: all of Alma Cogan is dead, but only some of the class of dead people are Alma Cogan. 'Oh yes,' one would think. However, my wife does not understand this necessary limitation of the conversion of a proposition; consequently, she does not understand me, for how can a woman expect to appreciate a professor of logic, if the simplest cloth-eared syllogism causes her to flounder?

      And so on. I think my point is made without going onto the next section, which should, indeed, be avoided in this context for obvious reasons.
  50. This is... by Moby+Cock · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This notion is unmitigated nonsense.

    Apple is not looking to unseat Windows as the OS king or are they trying to become ubiquitous. Apple is cultivating a boutique culture with their products and they are being very successful. Starbucks charges an unreasoble amout for coffee but people pay because they like to be associated with the Starbuck images. Apple is similar but not the same. They actually produce superior products (OS X, iPod) but they want to maitain the hip and cool vibe that is associated with them. The company is doing very well at the moment. I don't understand the "death knell" attitudes of some comentators. Why on earth would they alter OS X? They are making a fortune with it.

    I think Boot Camp was introduced to shut people up. To end the Will-Windows-Run-on-Macs speculation. I firly believe that virtualization is in the card in the near future. Boot Camp is a temporary release to bridge the gap.

    1. Re:This is... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I think Boot Camp was more about people like me who were sitting on the fence about the mac, but need the reassurance of being able to run Windows.

      It's looking more like a no-brainer to me now. A high-end PC won't give me the option to run OSX, but a high-end Mac will for give me the option to run Windows, for a small additional cost.

  51. Open-source Dvorak - giddy up! by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you set up the site, I will happily contribute idiocy worthy of The Man Himself.

    Here are the titles of some of my brilliant future submissions:

    "Microsoft Should Buy IBM"
    "Apple Should Buy Apple"
    "SCO Should Buy Enron"
    "IBM Should Buy All Copies Of Mariah Carey's 'Glitter'"
    "The Dvorak Keyboard Layout Should Buy Me"

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    1. Re:Open-source Dvorak - giddy up! by bwthomas · · Score: 1

      this is the funniest fucking post ever ... EVAR! i just about lost it when i read Apple Should Buy Apple. kudos.

    2. Re:Open-source Dvorak - giddy up! by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      this is the funniest fucking post ever ... EVAR! i just about lost it when i read Apple Should Buy Apple

      It's insightful if you consider the recently-resurrected trademark troubles between Apple Corps and Apple Computer. If one should buy the other, the trademark problems would probably vanish.

    3. Re:Open-source Dvorak - giddy up! by iroll · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft Should Buy IBM"
      "Apple Should Buy Apple"
      "SCO Should Buy Enron"
      "IBM Should Buy All Copies Of Mariah Carey's 'Glitter'"
      "The Dvorak Keyboard Layout Should Buy Me"


      Hmmm.... I smell a meme coming!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  52. Retarded frikkin' Slashdot editors by FFFish · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why is this batshitinsane Dvorak asshat being given any media space here on Slashdot? I mean, sure, Dvorak is a famous retard... but what on earth makes Taco and crew think anyone gives a good goddamn about what some retard has to say about Apple, regardless his fame?

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  53. Dvorak is such a clown by Cannelloni · · Score: 1
    I hope PC World doesn't actually pay Dvorak real money to write that rubbish. He has no idea what he is talking about, but he claims to know... the truth and... everything.

    Apple's great advantage is the fusion of excellent hardware and software. They will never be sold independently of each other.

    I must admit, I still haven't figured out how Boot Camp and Windows will fit into this picture, but I'm working on it. Maybe it's the new Classic, I don't know. Dvorak obviously thinks he's got it figured out.

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    1. Re:Dvorak is such a clown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Francly, PC World have been paying him in Euro dollars which hardly constitutes real money

      Anyway, Open Sourcing OS X wouldn't kill Linux, if anything, probably just make it that little bit more stronger and the first thing to be ported will be Aqua/Quartz Extreme :)

      Imagine if you would: OS X without the fluff of Steve Jobs.

    2. Re:Dvorak is such a clown by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I hope PC World doesn't actually pay Dvorak real money to write that rubbish

      They probably get a lot of income from him. I try to avoid trolling in articles I write, and usually get about 10,000 readers. The one article where I did troll a bit got 250,000, and linked to from a lot of places. Since readers translate to ad revenue for the publisher, then there is a definite financial incentive to troll. If people were less inclined to actually RTFA when it's a blatant troll, then this might change; I make a point of never clicking on links to troll articles, here or elsewhere, but I seem to be in a minority.

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  54. Where Dvorak's ideas come from by moofdaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone else get the feeling that Dvorak's articles are written by manatee's in a large tank filled with idea balls...?

    Apple + Open source + War

    "Oh, the makings of another great Dvorak article, I can see it now..."

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    1. Re:Where Dvorak's ideas come from by pharwell · · Score: 1

      Anyone else get the feeling that Dvorak's articles are written by manatee's in a large tank filled with idea balls...?

      Apple + Open source + War

      "Oh, the makings of another great Dvorak article, I can see it now..."

      What's this? The sequel to Minority Report?

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    2. Re:Where Dvorak's ideas come from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last episode of South Park had the premise that Family Guy episodes are selected this way.

  55. Having read the comments by Budenny · · Score: 1

    The more I read the chorus of disapproval and dismissal with which his thoughts have been greeted, the more I realised that as usual the conventional wisdom misses the point. I know he is usually fairly silly, but that is when he writes about things he knows too little about. His point in this case does not depend on understanding technology, but on knowledge of human nature, big companies, and markets.

    His main point is, if you are a company the size and nature of Apple, you do not simply launch BootCamp on a whim. It is a major decision, internally. So they will have scenarios and objectives. What could they be? His answer is, to find things out. Then he speculates on what they could want to find out, and what they may actually be finding out.

    They will also have a followup plan. What could that be?

    One of the things they may find out is that people would buy more Macs if they did not come with OSX on them. I realise that everyone on /. will instantly dismiss that, which is exactly why it is worth thinking about. Because it is not you guys who would buy them if they came without OSX. No, but maybe there is a really important numerous market segment that would. It could be. Now, suppose they did find that out, what would they do?

    His answer is, if they thought they could contain the damage, they would take the money and run. His answer to whether the damage seems containable is that so far it does seem likely. There would be some, but the current base would probably shout and scream and stamp their feet and then settle down to their dinners again. They have swallowed Intel, and now they have swallowed BootCamp. They will probably swallow the next one too, if its pitched right.

    You all have to realise, this has nothing to do with whether you all like XP or OSX. It has nothing to do with the 'integrated experience' and what you all think makes Apple great. It has to do with some very cold blooded guys sitting in quiet rooms who do not give a damn about your feelings or what you think is great, but who are trying to figure their way through the future. The only thing they worry about is whether enough of you will walk. Dvorak is saying, the evidence they are getting is no.

    Never mind who said it, or what silliness he has said in the past. This is really an interesting and penetrating set of thoughts. Yes, I agree, from an unlikely source.

    1. Re:Having read the comments by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      His point in this case does not depend on understanding technology, but on knowledge of human nature, big companies, and markets.

      Well, you're sort of right. It depends upon an understanding of human nature. Dvorak writes sensationalist nonsense like this because it gets a lot of attention and makes him money.

      His main point is, if you are a company the size and nature of Apple, you do not simply launch BootCamp on a whim. It is a major decision, internally.

      Yeah, just like all the other internal projects they have released.. err wait.. they do release this sort of thing regularly because it helps developers and power users and costs them very little for the goodwill and PR.

      So they will have scenarios and objectives. What could they be?

      They want to make money by selling hardware, software, media and services. Bootcamp is an incentive for some users to buy Apple hardware. Bob does not want to give up playing his Windows games (already purchased) but otherwise would rather run an OS X box. Bootcamp is released and Bob buys a mac. Apple makes money. Tom is unsure, Macs look cool and Sue's Mac works for her, but what if he doesn't like it? He's stuck having spent a few grand on the wrong thing. Bootcamp is released and he has an easy way to go back to Windows without having wasted a lot of money. Apple gets another sale. Where is the mystery in why this benefits Apple?

      They will also have a followup plan. What could that be?

      Umm, to keep selling Apple machines loaded with OS X and now with Bootcamp?

      One of the things they may find out is that people would buy more Macs if they did not come with OSX on them. I realise that everyone on /. will instantly dismiss that, which is exactly why it is worth thinking about.

      It is not like this is new ground or anything. Shipping machines without an OS does not meet the market's demand. Most people don't know what an OS is and don't want to try installing one. The market exists, but is tiny even compared to Apple's market.

      Shipping Apple hardware with another OS (i.e. Windows) puts them also in well known territory. It is called the commodity PC market, where Dell sells five times as many machines as Apple does and makes 1.5 times the profit doing so, while simultaneously placing themselves entirely at the mercy of Microsoft. Yeah, I'm sure that is the market Apple wants to be in.

      Steve Jobs does not want to gamble on competing with Dell for selling the most boring, commodity PCs. He wants to sell cool, innovative stuff that will "change the world." The culture at Apple is not one of making tons of money with the most efficient supply chain and cut-rate gear, but rather one of making the coolest stuff and thus guaranteeing themselves a good slice of the pie no matter what happens.

      They have swallowed Intel, and now they have swallowed BootCamp. They will probably swallow the next one too, if its pitched right.

      Intel processors made for some faster machines, with some minor hiccups in the transition. It has little affect upon end users. They bought the new machines and are happy. What did you expect them to do, complain about something? Bootcamp was released and a few people are using it to dual-boot. A few more boxes are sold to the slightly expanded market. This is what we all expect would happen. If Apple open sources OS X and users no longer have a reason to buy Apple hardware or software since they can get similar but more customized hardware for cheaper and the software for free. What do you expect the result of such a move would be? What would you do?

      Never mind who said it, or what silliness he has said in the past. This is really an interesting and penetrating set of thoughts. Yes, I agree, from an unlikely source.

      The idea is absurd. Open sourcing OS X would be a huge gamble and even cursory looks at the business plan indicate it would be unlikely to make Apple as much money as it makes now

    2. Re:Having read the comments by Budenny · · Score: 1

      I think it possible that for many people, the main reason they do not buy Macs is that they come with OSX. If they came with Windows, they would probably buy. It is a bit as if Vuitton luggage came with the proviso that you had to fly only Air Nigeria. It would hurt sales. Now there are those, around 3% of the world's computer buyers, who think Air Nigeria is the worlds greatest airline.

      There are also those who say, this is great luggage, but I would really prefer American. It goes where I want to go. I don't want to hear it yet again about Air Nigeria. I just want to go where I want to go, with the airline of my choice, and with the luggage I like.

      If I have to give up one of these, sorry, its going to be the luggage.

      What he is suggesting is, go after the 97%. Why is this so stupid?

      Oh, I forgot, its the integrated experience you get when you take your Vuitton luggage on board that color coordinated aircraft. Well, it may be wonderful for you, but I don't care about it.

    3. Re:Having read the comments by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I think it possible that for many people, the main reason they do not buy Macs is that they come with OSX. If they came with Windows, they would probably buy.

      I take some exception to your wording. People don't buy Macs because Macs aren't running Windows. But you're right, if Macs ran Windows some people would buy them. A lot of people would not. A lot of people that do buy them now, would not. Now there are three different scenarios here. One is Apple sells machines with your choice of OS. In that instance, they might gain some sales, but add a whole new dimension to their support/software problems. They would also be diluting the brand. Apple isn't "cool" or desirable because they have shiny cases (whatever the magazines and other company's marketing people would like you to think). They are in because they are different and alternative and better and more expensive in the minds of purchasers. In the long run, this would make them less desirable.

      The second scenario is Apple sells machines with no OS. This would flop as the market for blank machine is very small and very price sensitive.

      The third scenario is that they sell only Windows boxes. This puts them in the same place as Dell. They no longer have a real differentiator. They lose the market they have that buys for the OS. They are competing head to head with Dell, while being subject to MS's discriminatory pricing. Basically they are at the mercy of MS (as Dell is) and they don't have the supply chain or volume. They will need to slash prices and quadruple sales in order to compete. People just won't pay for good support and quality hardware Windows boxes in reasonable volume. The market has shown it again and again.

      What he is suggesting is, go after the 97%. Why is this so stupid?

      That 97%, (actually about 95%) is the low end. Why doesn't Ferrari or BMW go after the low end? They could make a $20K BMW out of the same commodity parts as Ford uses and make a killing, right? Wrong. Sales volume is not equal to profit. Apple already makes a similar amount of money as Dell, while selling 1/5 the number of machines. The valuable things Apple and BMW have are twofold. They have a brand that is associated with high quality and they have a differentiator from the low-end. Apple has OS X and good hardware that people trust. BMW has reliable, high performing hardware people see as "high end." If either put out a commodity product under their own name at a commodity price, sure it would sell. It would also poison the brand and result in declining sales on the high end. This is why most companies brand commodity and boutique items separately even if they are made by the same company.

      Oh, I forgot, its the integrated experience you get when you take your Vuitton luggage on board that color coordinated aircraft. Well, it may be wonderful for you, but I don't care about it.

      Integrated experience is nice in some ways, but not what sells. The point is, the luggage holds five times the volume of other luggage while taking up the same space. It is bullet proof, floats, and makes it impossible for security dogs to smell your contraband.

      Apple makes good, reliable hardware and has very good support. The same can be said for a number of other vendors. Apple machines run OS X, and that is why people buy them. Otherwise, they'd probably buy other hardware that is more customized to their needs. Some would buy a smaller laptop than Apple produces. Some would buy one that is cheaper, or has just the features they need. Apple can't compete with the entire market for making a machine suited to a person's needs. Thus, they don't try. They offer a good selection and provide a differentiator. Their machines run OS X. Some people buy there machines not even knowing what OS X is. Some people buy BMWs without knowing what horsepower is, or what size engine they have. They do this because the brand has a reputation. They'd still buy BMWs if they had 90 HP 4-bangers in them, but the brand would lose that re

    4. Re:Having read the comments by Budenny · · Score: 1

      Right, but the argument is, you don't have to compete on price. It's that there is a designer brand space for machines running Windows. It may be that to Mac people, not running Windows is distinctive and cool, but to the vast majority of the world, its just an inconvenience. This designer Windows segment is probably at least as big or bigger than the current Mac segment. Argument is, this segment just wants Windows on a designer box. So go after it. Go after the existing OSX market as well. The argument would be, the evidence is that it is doable, that the lost OSX sales will not be very great if there will be any.

      Its not going after Dell's market at all. Its going after a different bit of the designer brand segment. Now, I know that Apple people don't like this way of looking at things, but I suspect that in Cupertino, this is how conversations go.

      Whether Apple sales would actually collapse if they let the OS go is an interesting question. Its always struck me as odd that the same people who argue that buying hardware and OS from one source is the key to the Apple selling proposition and user experience, also argue that Apple loyalists would instantly forsake it for cheaper hardware given the chance. Both cannot be true. I suspect however they are right about the desire for cheap hardware, and that Apple consequently ought to both license Windows and keep OSX tied to their own hardware.

    5. Re:Having read the comments by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Right, but the argument is, you don't have to compete on price. It's that there is a designer brand space for machines running Windows.

      If Apple sells high-end Windows machines they poison the brand. Magazines will run articles showing them side-by-side with a cheaper commodity machine. Unlike fashion markets, the computer industry has real, measurable benchmarks. That is why Alienware is going to die. A few years ago they were cool and high end. They still are making sales based on the brand they built, but now the machines are expensive but crappy. Their reputation is already dead in much of the market and being purchased by Dell makes it even worse. When all you have is a brand, it is very fragile in the PC market.

      It may be that to Mac people, not running Windows is distinctive and cool, but to the vast majority of the world, its just an inconvenience.

      It doesn't matter. People buy based upon reputation if they don't know anything and based upon features if they do. Expert users look at the tools and many buy Apple machines because they are the best tool for them. Inexpert users make guesses based upon the brand and what they see and hear from expert users.

      Right now expert who own Macs saying, "macs are better" and people are buying them. The last thing they want to do is add in a component of people saying, "Macs are the same as all the others... blah blah blah ...something about an OS, whatever that is."

      Its not going after Dell's market at all. Its going after a different bit of the designer brand segment.

      The computer market is very price sensitive. It is a commodity item. The "designer" market is very small and fickle. It is not really a good market to be in. I just don't see the profits outweighing the brand confusion.

      Basically, margins are dropping every year and 80% of all sales are in the very low end. 10% are in the middle. 4% are already Apple. That does not leave a lot of room. I think Apple is doing the right thing by expanding the OS X market, rather than trying to move into the Windows one. In the Windows market they are beholden to MS, who is already fighting them to maintain their lock-in. There is nothing stopping MS from using their differential pricing to give any competitor a huge advantage over Apple. Already they would be taking a huge price hit because they sell machines without Windows on them (something MS adds a huge penalty for when negotiating OEM licenses). Other retailers in the past have actually found it cheaper to pay MS for a license for Windows for Apple computers they sell without Windows rather than incur said penalty.

      Its always struck me as odd that the same people who argue that buying hardware and OS from one source is the key to the Apple selling proposition and user experience, also argue that Apple loyalists would instantly forsake it for cheaper hardware given the chance. Both cannot be true.

      Actually, they can both be true. You see, having one company control the hardware, drivers, and OS does make for a better overall experience (although I don't consider this a major part of the reason using OS X is superior for most of my tasks). The common perception of a hardware buyer, however, does not take the previous factor into account, so sales would be greatly cannibalized.

      Apple consequently ought to both license Windows and keep OSX tied to their own hardware.

      Regardless of immediate sales effects, this is a poor strategy for the long-term. MS wants to control the OS space. They need to maintain their obscene profits and growth rate. To do this they need to keep OS X and Linux from gaining market share. Further they need to make sure no one player in the hardware space becomes too big. Dell is at about 20% right now. MS can actually fine tune their pricing to put them wherever they want. This makes for a large, stagnant market with no room for innovation (MS can and is motivated to just cancel out any effect of innovation so

  56. Why not? by forrie · · Score: 1

    Hands down, OSX/Apple has a mature desktop. If Apple were to completely open source it's operating system, or those portions that they are able to do so without license encumberance (we also have Darwin), the community could not only learn from Apple, but integrate that knowledge into other projects.

    That would almost certainly create more competition for Microsoft. And I think all would agree THAT is a good thing, given the state of affairs these days.

    Doing so may also prove dangerous to Apple as, afterall, it's a specialized product for specialized/controlled hardware. Their operating system is at the core of their products; they don't have a hardware market share such as Sun (who open sourced Solaris, OpenSolaris), so the risk is clearly greater. That alone may be too risky for the present time, strictly as a business decision.

    Either way, I think it's an interesting idea... at least.

    I believe our chances of getting abducted by a UFO are much greater than Apple going completely open source GRIN.

  57. Apple's real future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Face it folks, Unless Apple sells an integrated system, they can't compete. If they sell hardware only, they get killed on price. If they sell just the OS, M$ kills them with its market power. Apple can do something M$ can't, they can sell an integrated computing system that basically "just works."
    The boot camp strategy seems to be a way to allow someone to own and use an apple while still retaining their legacy M$ software. Eventually the customer will abandon the M$ partition for everything but that application (game) that still doesn't run on apple. Meanwhile, Apple is selling overpriced very reliable computer systems to people who discover that computers don't have to crash on a regular basis.
    At some point the developers will notice this fact and provide programs that run on both platforms. When that happens M$ dies (or it adapts).

    1. Re:Apple's real future. by Budenny · · Score: 1

      ....If they sell hardware only, they get killed on price..... Well no. No more than Louis Vuitton gets killed on price. For designer brands, price is part of the marketing mix. Higher is essential.

  58. That's Satire, not Flamebait you fools by JonTurner · · Score: 3, Interesting

    David,

    On behalf of the legions of /. readers who 1) recognize satire and 2)have no mod points at this moment, please accept our apology for the idiots who modded your post "flamebait." They do not speak for us and hopefully they'll get slapped down during meta-moderation.

    Mod points should only be given to those who can demonstrate basic literacy.

    1. Re:That's Satire, not Flamebait you fools by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mod points should only be given to those who can demonstrate basic literacy.

      I'm sorry, what exactly are you trying to say here?

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  59. Ummmm... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 0

    Darwin? FreeBSD?
    Wtf?
    Perhaps, Dvorak is a sleestak, and he must be opened.

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  60. Dvorak is right by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He just doesn't know what he is talking about.

    Dvorak is like Nostrodmos (sp?). He sees a trend, and totally misinterprets it.

    I have every belief in the world that Apple will release a Cocoa for Win32. You'll be able to build OS X applications that will run just fine on Win32 using the Cocoa framework.

    There'll be some minor niggles that are resolved through an extra compile-time check on Xcode, after which you get an even MORE universal binary. Then, Xcode becomes a painless cross-platform development library, and Apple does its damndest to encourage cross-platform developers like Adobe to move to using only Xcode.

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  61. I am really not sure why this is news by BluhDeBluh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dvorak just likes to make inane random predictions that never, and I mean never, come true. His column inches are dedicated to shots in the dark which don't deserve the time of day. He's a troll with a website who claims to be an expert, and loves making wilder and crazier predictions with a distinct Apple fetish

    Apple has the best sales they've ever had, they have no reason to open source it, and it's just... nonsense to anyone.

    Looking at Slashdot posts he thinks
    * Apple is going to move to Windows
    * Microsoft should buy Opera
    * Apple are promoted by news people more than they are used
    * the Creative Commons license is worth trashing
    * That Apple's move to Intel will harm Linux
    * Google is planning a web browser
    * Apple should discontinue the Mac
    * TiVo is a way of stealing programming

    Make your own opinions. Mine is that he's a poor troll. Okay, so he correctly predicted that Apple would move to Intel. But if you fire enough shots and make enough random predictions, you're eventually going to get one on the bullseye.

    1. Re:I am really not sure why this is news by heisencat · · Score: 1
      Well, he's also been saying for some time that Steve Jobs wants to be CEO of Disney. I thought it was nuts too, but now that Jobs has engineered Disney's purchase of Pixar and gotten himself onto Disney's board, the prediction has nearly come true.

      Not to mention that Disney buying Pixar was really about Pixar taking over Disney's animation division. Very similar to when Jobs got Apple to purchase NeXT in order to get himself back in power.

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    2. Re:I am really not sure why this is news by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      Make your own opinions. Mine is that he's a poor troll. Okay, so he correctly predicted that Apple would move to Intel. But if you fire enough shots and make enough random predictions, you're eventually going to get one on the bullseye.

      And personally, I don't think the Intel move was that obscure given the direction of mobile CPUs over the last few years.

  62. Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    He's been wishing for/predicting Apple will die for about 18 years now.

    When the Mac was first introduced, he was the guy who stated that the graphical user interface was "stupid" and "toy like".

    Every article he writes is basically a suggestion for Apple to commit suicide. He actually wrote an article saying that if you used an iBook you were gay.

    Here's my suggestion to Dvorak. If you want to be more competitive as a writer, start taking cyanide pills immediately.

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    1. Re:Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by Tarmas · · Score: 1

      He's been wishing for/predicting Apple will die for about 18 years now.

      Dvorak can't be wishing for Apple to die, because he's been making big money on predicting Apple's demise for about 18 years now.

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    2. Re:Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      When the Mac was first introduced, he was the guy who stated that the graphical user interface was "stupid" and "toy like".
      Then M$oft copied it, and we ended up with Windows XP !

      Fisher Price anyone ?

      He actually wrote an article saying that if you used an iBook you were gay.
      Sooooo, soft_guy, do you use an iBook ?
    3. Re:Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by needlescaraway · · Score: 1

      "Dvorak claims OS X and Apple in trouble... Also, sun rises in east."

    4. Re:Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by dbIII · · Score: 1
      He's been wishing for/predicting Apple will die for about 18 years now.
      He's been writing about computers for 18 years now? When is he going to find out some things about them so that he can write with an informed opinion? The "system idle process ate my CPU" article he wrote some time back showed his ignorance, disinclination to ask anyone that has a clue and that he is clearly not under editorial control. I suggest he get replaced by a better writer with superior technical knowlege - surely Dave Barry wouldn't cost too much?
    5. Re:Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right. He has always been a hater, and you don't really need to read any article he 'writes' about Apple, because his outcomes are unoriginal and predictable.

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    6. Re:Dvorak just wants Apple to Die by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Sooooo, soft_guy, do you use an iBook ?

      Right now, I'm typing this on my work steup which is a PowerMac G5 that is hooked to an Avocent KVM switch with 2 PowerPC Mac Minis and one Intel Mac Mini.

      At home, I have a PowerBook and the family has an Intel Mac Mini that we share.

      My wife and daughter both have iBooks, though.

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  63. Apple's real gambit by rockhome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, so my reaction to Dvorak was "yeah, but no, but".

    Apple's real gambit in regards to Windows is almost too transparent. Boot Camp is the second step towards a true virtualization layer for OSX that will blend Windows and OSX. The move to Intel was the first.

    Given that virtualization is becoming so cruicial in so many areas with VM Ware, Solaris zones, and whatever HP call it, Apple's Boot Camp only makes sense. Multi-core processors make virtualization even more attractive to those craving processore density. With the Intel-Mac's lack of BIOS, Boot Camp provides the bridge between OS X and Windows for now, requiring reboots to toggle between operating system.

    The abstraction of the BIOS is a key idea to take away from Boot Camp. The abstraction at least proves that Windows will run at that layer. The next step is likely to be a greater abstraction that will allow a Windows "session" to run inside of OSX without requiring a reboot, possibly similar to Virtual PC but with better performance. At this point, users would be able to access all features of both operating systems, albeit with some difficulty.

    Eventually, the logical move would be to a complete virtualization layer in which multiple operating systems can simultaneously share the system and interact with one another. I wouldn't be surprised to see a virtualization system that allows easy "drag and drop" from OS X into Windows and vice versa.

    This is probably a more realistic view than Dvorak, as it gets people onto OS X without the worry of not being able to use Windows. Could we see some kind of "WinOS/2"-like bundling in the future? Probably not to that extent, but with similar functionality.

    Here is OSX, need to run Windows? Insert CD and click here, now your windows appas run inside what appear to be OSX windows.

    1. Re:Apple's real gambit by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      How about combining with another big wish list item: virtual desktops. So the Windows window would not take up screen space, but could be switched to, and there's full copy and paste, etc.

    2. Re:Apple's real gambit by yoasif · · Score: 1

      Haha. Brilliant Little Britain reference.

    3. Re:Apple's real gambit by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I see them going quite that far, but that sounds quite a lot like what they did for OS9-in-OSX, doesn't it?

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    4. Re:Apple's real gambit by Aaron+England · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Apple would have to rely on Microsoft playing nice. I can just forsee Microsoft constantly releasing "patches" to prevent their OS from playing nice with this virtualization scheme you talk of.

    5. Re:Apple's real gambit by nugneant · · Score: 1

      Yes, and while they're at it, how about perpetual motion, a Beowulf cluster on a single diode, frictionless fans, a 96X DVD-R/RW, a printer that can also make thick rimmed "hipster" glasses on command, and a greater-than-10% market share?

      They could market it as "the iMprobability Drive"

  64. Maybe, but not yet. by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    As I have said elsewhere, I think that Apple will probably release OSX for non-Apple PCs someday. The conditions for such a release have not yet been met, but could possibly happen before long.

    After that, it's possible that Apple could open-source OSX. But they'll do it only if they decide to get out of the PC business entirely. Apple won't go straight to open source OSX without trying a broad commercial release first, and they won't go open-source unless a broad commercial release of OSX utterly fails to be profitable. Open-source OSX is the last fallback position for Apple. It would be both a generous and a vengeful move on Apple's part, and it would probably not enhance shareholder value.

    (Or, to quote Open Source: The Wrath of Jobs: "To the last, I grapple with thee... From Hell's heart, I stab at thee... For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.")

    Apple isn't ready to blow themselves up just to make a noise. Maybe someday, but not yet.

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  65. Epic? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Battles for second place are rarely epic.

  66. Zonk: YHBT by Freedom451 · · Score: 1

    HTH, HAND!

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  67. Re:No way Apple will do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahaha

    I agree

  68. Apple has shot itself in the balls... by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    I thought that by this time, OSX86 would be replacing XP as the client OS of choice, but then Apple shot itself...not in the foot, but in the balls by refusing to allow OSX86 to run on non-Apple-brand hardware.

    IDIOTS!!!

    I'll pay $200 per license for 500 licenses, but they don't care. So, XP goes and Knoppix stays.

    Andy Out!

  69. No. Wrong. by wandazulu · · Score: 1

    I love OS X, but I love the hardware more. Have you ever used a Powerbook? Mine is a 4 year old war horse that has been all over the world, been dropped, been sat on, had water spilled into the keyboard, has scratches galore, but keeps on running, and running well.

    You pay for their hardware because their hardware is worth it. Everyone has their "dead computer" story, regardless of who made it, but I've seen far fewer dead Macs than Dells or Gateways.

    1. Re:No. Wrong. by TJWitz · · Score: 1

      I've seen far fewer dead Macs than Dells or Gateways.

      Probably because there are far fewer Macs in the first place.

  70. FYI by planetfinder · · Score: 1

    Most psychotropic drugs are illegal even if you take them to clear your head while reading Dvorak.

  71. the joke's on us by b17bmbr · · Score: 0

    dvorak is an idiot, but he knows how to get headlines. and here we are discussing his inane ramblings. he got what he wantaed. must be a slow news day.

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    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
  72. But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by Qwavel · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Certainly the recent rise of OS X on the back of the iPod has hurt desktop Linux, but these two desktop OS's appeal to completely different market segments so they are natural allies, not adversaries.

    Linux attack MS from the low-end and is particularly strong in corporate, third world, and limited use, environments. It is flexible and is appealling technically and politically, but is quite rough and not ready for the average consumer.

    OS X is the opposite. It is high margin, high sytle, and slick. It is perfect for the brand-concious, reasonably wealthy, consumer who wants everything to work together easily.

    I'm not suggesting that Apple would intentionally help Linux, anymore than MS would, but Apple and Linux are not exactly on a collision course!

    1. Re:But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by innate · · Score: 1

      Not only that, there are many Linux server admins -- like myself -- who use OS X at their desktop (or laptop). It is a good fit for client side Unix.

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    2. Re:But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Actually Linux also attacks via Governments, and HPC. Cheap powerful clusters run linux.

    3. Re:But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the recent rise of OS X on the back of the iPod has hurt desktop Linux

      No it hasn't. Show me one Linux zealot who approves of iPod / iTunes DRM? Besides, iPod rode to success on the back of Windows version of iTunes - not OSX.

      but these two desktop OS's appeal to completely different market segments so they are natural allies, not adversaries.

      No, they aren't. XServe anyone?

      Linux attack MS from the low-end and is particularly strong in corporate, third world, and limited use, environments.

      Agreed.

      It is flexible and is appealling technically and politically, but is quite rough and not ready for the average consumer.

      Agreed again.

      OS X is the opposite. It is high margin, high sytle, and slick. It is perfect for the brand-concious, reasonably wealthy, consumer who wants everything to work together easily.

      A half-truth. OSX has some quirks that seem particularly retarded to those who've used Windows. Although it'll work well with other Apple components, OSX won't work well with 95% of the computing world that uses Windows.

      I'm not suggesting that Apple would intentionally help Linux, anymore than MS would, but Apple and Linux are not exactly on a collision course!

      I think you're right - but for the wrong reasons. You assume that Linux has any sort of momentum. It doesn't. It's a noncompetitive OS that, as you admit above, has only found limited use in niche markets and in small businesses.

    4. Re:But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by Dr_LHA · · Score: 1

      [quote]Certainly the recent rise of OS X on the back of the iPod has hurt desktop Linux, but these two desktop OS's appeal to completely different market segments so they are natural allies, not adversaries.[/quote]
      Not true. I, and many of my friends are former Linux geeks who have moved to Mac OS X because we simply got tired of the fact that Linux doesn't work that well as a Desktop OS. With Macs we have all the Unix goodness coupled with a decent user interface.

      As a Desktop OS Mac OS X and Linux are definitely the same market segments. I believe that a large percentage of Linux users would be much happier using a Mac. The ones that wouldn't are probably mainly made up of GPL zealots who wouldn't dream of running an OS that wasn't "Open Source".

    5. Re:But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all MacX is not Unix(TM) and a Mach-based OS is certainly not a replacement for a modern Unix like Solaris or Linux.

      Second, MacOSX user interface is broken in many ways, this and the fact that it has almost no software and is not free (as in freedom) makes me stay with Linux.

        I believe that a large percentage of Linux users would be much happier using a Mac

      That's true. And that's exactly the reason why I use a Mac.

    6. Re:But Apple & Linux are natural allies. by Qwavel · · Score: 1

      You assume that Linux users are just after Unix'ness and could therefor easily switch to Mac. I disagree.

      First, they are at opposite ends of the price and flexibility spectrum. You can take a copy of Linux and install it on every cheap PC you can find - for free.

      Second, there are political, social issues. Some desktop Linux users like to use it because they think it is the 'right' thing. That is not the same thing as GPL zealots. Maybe they don't care about the GPL at all but they like the non-corporate, cooperative, and slightly chaotic nature of Linux. Socially, Politically, Organizationally, etc. Linux is the absolute opposite of Windows and Mac.

  73. How quickly he revises... by AusG4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Honestly, my favorite part of this article is this:

    "I got into various levels of trouble when I suggested that Apple was going to gravitate towards Windows since it would be easy to do and there was some evidence that the company might want to do it."

    What he actually said was that Apple would ditch OS X for Windows. What Apple actually did was allow people who want to run Windows -as well- to install it on a second partition, obviously with the intention of providing a safety net to would-be switchers.

    I like John, but I'd rather he not try to restate what he previously stated to make himself look smarter than he really is.

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  74. in other news.... by madnuke · · Score: 1

    All windows will now be free for people to download with working keygens, Linux will be made into closed source and sold at an rrp of $80 with no tech support. Its rather embarrasing how much of a fanboy this guy is, is he on Jobs payroll surely he is damaging Apple? Linux has more global users than Mac.

  75. But OS X _is_ open source. by dpbsmith · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yeah, well, Apple had the same idea several years ago, and that's why OS X is open source.

    Perhaps the FSF doesn't consider Apple's source license to be free--I haven't read the latest papal nuncios on that--but it is open.

    Dvorak! Pssst! Here it is. Right up to version 10.4.6, fresh, tasty, and just the griddle. Enjoy!

    1. Re:But OS X _is_ open source. by oudzeeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SOME of OS X is open source. The things that make OSX OSX (things like Aqua, core[audio,image,data], Quartz, Cocoa, Carbon, DisplayPDF) are not.

    2. Re:But OS X _is_ open source. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      SOME of OS X is open source. The things that make OSX OSX (things like Aqua, core[audio,image,data], Quartz, Cocoa, Carbon, DisplayPDF) are not.

      I mostly agree with you, but I think your definition of "The things that make OSX OSX" is a bit glib. You'd have been better off just listing some of the things that are and are not open source. From one perspective, OS X is very different from Windows in many ways that are reflections of open source parts of the OS. The basis of the OS that provides the security and stability is open source. Many miscellaneous technologies are open source. Zeroconf, for example is a very "Apple" technology and is open source, even if it has been implemented by others now. Webkit is open source. Their implementation of the OpenStep application bundle is not widely used by anyone else, but is an open source part of Darwin. These things I would consider to be part of what makes OS X, OS X.

      I think that it is more accurate to say that many parts of OS X are open source, but many are not, including parts that are vital to using OS X the way most people experience it today.

    3. Re:But OS X _is_ open source. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be specific, anything that would allow OS X applications to run easily on other platforms without too much difficulty is NOT open source. Thus, like Windows, an OS X application is just as useless to users of alternative platforms as any other application. This is one reason why we hear a huge sucking sound of the Apple/OSX community taking huge amounts of open source software, running it on OS X and giving nothing back.

    4. Re:But OS X _is_ open source. by atomm1024 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the APSL is indeed considered free by the FSF. But it is not copyleft nor is it GPL-compatible.

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  76. FINALLY! by phillymjs · · Score: 1

    At last, someone else who gets it.

    People look at Macs and how well they work, and just assume that they could have a similar experience on commodity hardware if Apple would just let them, and that Apple's just being a bunch of meanies by not selling OS X for generic x86 boxes.

    Nobody seems to realize that all that el-cheapo commodity hardware and its drivers that would have to play nice together for that to happen, wouldn't. Why do I say that? Because Microsoft has spent 20 years and untold billions trying to get Windows to work as well on the billions of combinations of commodity hardware boxes as OS X works on Macs. They haven't yet, and judging by that track record, they never will. Oh, they've gotten close over the years, but people still have maddening "this worked yesterday but it's not working today" and "this is SUPPOSED to work, but it doesn't!" type problems that leave them angry and befuddled and either spending hours troubleshooting (if they're savvy enough) or calling in the Geek Squad or their buddy who works in IT somewhere.

    Just last night, I decided to mess with iMovie to try something out. When I plugged in my camera to pull in some footage, it just worked. No fuss, no muss, no 15 "Windows has detected new hardware and is now setting it up for you" balloons popping up. Plug it in and go. I didn't have to spend time trying to figure out how to get the camera talking to the Mac-- I didn't even entertain the thought that the Mac might not see the camera when I connected it. No, I just spent time editing my video. That's the kind of experience that you just can't get on Windows.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:FINALLY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Plus, with the Winter project, there's not a lot of point. Mac OS X is going the way of the dodo, and Microsoft is unlikely to be pleased if an open source version of what Apple discarded suddenly becomes popular enough to nibble at the edges of its Windows monopoly, even with extra revenue from Apples selling Vista machines.
      Just last night, I decided to mess with iMovie to try something out. When I plugged in my camera to pull in some footage, it just worked. No fuss, no muss, no 15 "Windows has detected new hardware and is now setting it up for you" balloons popping up. Plug it in and go. I didn't have to spend time trying to figure out how to get the camera talking to the Mac-- I didn't even entertain the thought that the Mac might not see the camera when I connected it. No, I just spent time editing my video. That's the kind of experience that you just can't get on Windows.
      Quite, and that's the point isn't it? I can go into Circuit City, Office Depot, or even Wal*Mart, and whatever I buy, I know it'll "just work" with the Mac. With peecees you have to install drivers and stuff, but, so far as I've figured, the Mac has drivers built into it for just about every device ever invented.

      They'll be the only company selling Vista PCs where Vista will "just work", that's an amazing undertaking.

    2. Re:FINALLY! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      With peecees you have to install drivers and stuff...

      Yes, because they don't ship with the drivers. There's nothing magical about Mac hardware that makes stuff "just work" with it. It's the software, stupid.

      the Mac has drivers built into it for just about every device ever invented.

      Exactly. So what the fuck does this have to do with Vista?

      They'll be the only company selling Vista PCs where Vista will "just work", that's an amazing undertaking.

      So, what, they'll write drivers for their competition, to get random third-party cameras to just work with it?

      Wow, you're worse than Dvorak.

      Look, the reason OS X "just works" is the same reason certain Linuxes "just work" -- they ship with all the drivers and software you'll ever need. It's slightly easier to make OS X "just work" by limiting the hardware it works with, by forcing it to only run on Macs, but that's got nothing to do with having random cameras "just work". And Linux has managed to accomplish about the same level of "just work"-ness as OS X has, on pretty much every "peecee" I've ever tried it on.

      It's all about the software. If they toss out OS X, what have they got left? Shiny hardware running Windows that no longer "just works" anymore than a Dell would.

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  77. Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...maybe it hasn't faired very well because for a long time (not sure if this is still true), major portions of the POSIX base were broken. I love Darwin in theory: POSIX-compliant API built modularly on top of the Mach microkernel. None of the monolithic messiness of Linux. But in the end, it's just had some fatal problems, such as incomplete POSIX compliance.

    (The problem I personally ran into was in trying to compile some C code I wrote that made use of POSIX semaphores. The program quietly compiled and pretended everything was fine. All the while it ignored all of my mutual exclusion constraints. I almost tore my hair out trying to figure out what the problem was before I learned POSIX semaphores were broken in Darwin. Thanks, Darwin.)

  78. Actually it's the integration... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... of HW and SW that really makes it. I get an iBook for $800 that just works. No parts to stick out and snap, stock ports to support 90% of the work I'll need, a lid and sleep controls that actually listen to each other, instant wake from sleep, foolproof wireless HW and SW... in short, clean and effective HW, clean and effective SW. The two together are bliss.

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    1. Re:Actually it's the integration... by kisrael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bingo. I was going to say something like that.

      Also the grandparent post misses the way that truly standardized hardware makes it significantly easier for Apple to make its lovely software.

      There are a few things here and there I'm not crazy about w/ my G3 iBook, like the single mouse button, and some other thins that probably because of over exposure to Windows I'm not comfortable with, but overall it's a much more well tuned experience, and I love that the hardware doesn't bake my lap...

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    2. Re:Actually it's the integration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had me going until "bliss". Why do mac users so often sound like advertisements?

    3. Re:Actually it's the integration... by nugneant · · Score: 1

      I get an iBook for $800 that just works.

      Quoting an ad campaign to support your position == -1, Brainwashed / Non-accredited

    4. Re:Actually it's the integration... by GuyRiley · · Score: 1

      I don't think that this laptop lid / sleep mode integration argument is a valid point anymore, if it ever really was. I've had a Sony Vaio since '98 that has terrific power management capabilities, and can easily sleep, hibernate, or power down simply by closing the lid. Now the battery on that Vaio doesn't hold a charge today, but I don't think that's really relevant since it is at least 8 years old.

  79. Re:Then why do new buyers spend all their time in by JFitzsimmons · · Score: 1

    lol

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  80. Wait a second by JPribe · · Score: 0

    After the past *stuff* this guy has come up with, why is anyone listening, nevermind how this makes it to /.

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  81. I want that job! by Cannelloni · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be great to have a job where you could write any outrageously mindless article on your laptop, moronic stories concocted during lengthy shit sessions - and get paid for it! Then millions of angry slashdotters will hear about it and maybe click a certain link, and this will generate advertising revenue for PC World. Brilliant! I want to do it, but I would use a pseudonym.

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  82. ENOUGH WITH THE DVORAK by AugstWest · · Score: 1

    Can't we just put him out to pasture?

    Honestly, he's turning into the Timecube guy.

    1. Re:ENOUGH WITH THE DVORAK by osmodion · · Score: 1

      If you think his articles getting on the front page of /. is bad, you should have seen one of my cs professors handing out a Dvorak article as a prime example. It was the one about Apple vs Apple, so at least it was inane commentary about the lawsuit instead of a crazy idea. But still, this is a top university cs graduate program.

  83. Complete Nonsense by o-hayo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    To assume that buying Apple hardware is just means-to-an-end for getting their software is quite ridiculous. Yes, OSX is great and I've been happily using it since 10.0.3 on a first gen ti-powerbook.

    So back to the hardware. Whatever premium you think exists (I disagree) on Mac Gear is what my good friend and I call "Worth Every Penny." I've seen an iBook that a caring mother drove over with her BMW X5, sure the LCD was cracked but system still booted in FireWire mode and I was able to retrieve all the documents they needed. My own 12" alBook has been used and abused by myself since they were released and through nearly 2 years now (3 years on an iBook) of my sister's college education without a single failure. I'm kind of upset that I even bothered buying AppleCare for it since I've never had to call them once, not once.

    My iMac G5 is one of the most brilliant home computers ever created. One power cord runs the whole system. One. The case is practically seamless and is almost as easy to move around my home as my old powerbook was. When I first shipped it to work some antiMac socialist went crazy and asked why I didn't buy some gateway that was "the same case and form factor and is no different" - http://content.gateway.com/www.gateway.com/img/pro d/249x176/prf55c_pd.jpg - ya freaking right.

    I will unplug my internet connection and live in a cave before I buy a "Mac" installed on some beige box AlienDellWare piece of shitbox.

    Sorry for the rant, I was up for a little karmaburn anyway.

    1. Re:Complete Nonsense by arose · · Score: 1
      When I first shipped it to work some antiMac socialist went crazy [..]
      Do you feel the community love? Do you feel the artistic openmindnes?
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    2. Re:Complete Nonsense by rtechie · · Score: 1

      I will unplug my internet connection and live in a cave before I buy a "Mac" installed on some beige box AlienDellWare piece of shitbox

      You ARE aware that pretty much all laptops are made by a handful of Taiwanese ODMs, right? The new MacBooks are made by Asus, the older Powerbooks were made by Quanta (I think). Asus is also currently making Sony and Samsung laptops. I'm not 100% sure on this as these relationships change all the time. The point is that Apple computers are made by the same ODM companies also make Dell and Alienware systems and most consumer "brand name" PCs. So all that is REALLY different is the software and support, and the limitations associated with a single vendor.

      One power cord runs the whole system. One. The case is practically seamless and is almost as easy to move around my home as my old powerbook was.

      As opposed to the horror of 2 power cords? I GUESS there is an ease-of-use benefit there (and in general from having an integrated monitor), but the primary advantage I'd see to an all-in-one design is cost, and new iMacs aren't cheap. I like the SFF concept better, like we see in the Shuttle HPCs or Apple's Mac mini (which IS cheap).

    3. Re:Complete Nonsense by cjsm · · Score: 1

      This was labeled 3 insightful? It should have been labeled 3 fanboy.

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  84. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... Dvorak reads speculative drivel written by YOU!

  85. Dvorakasaurus' "Story" Ideas by xineax · · Score: 1

    I've been giving a lot of thought to Dvorak's wonderfully creative suggestions to Apple. This one might not be as far off as his, "Let's put XP/Vista on Macs, cuz hey it's not THAT BAD"-nonsense (gasp). Especially since OS X was partly based on it anyway viz BSD. I think Dvorak has a similar system as South Park's depiction of the Family Guy creators. He might have a dartboard or something with different story ideas and he just goes, in willy nilly random fashion to suss out the details of his next great suggestion to Apple or other companies who couldn't care less about what a dinosaur tries to suggest to them. Or to put it more tech-appropriate; maybe he's written the Dvorak-Random-Story-Generator which uses the randomness in the noise of his clock to come up with story ideas. I don't know--anything is possible--like Apple switching to fully OSS software.

  86. Why is it by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 1

    Why is it that Dvorak reminds me of R.M. Renfield?

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  87. Fan boy by planetfinder · · Score: 1

    Dvorak has Microsoft underware, jammies, and bedsheets. He also has Bill-Gates power neckties that he wears during sex every now and then. He's worried that Microsoft may be in deep trouble and his delusions of grandeur let him believe that his suggestion might actually start a fight that would give Microsoft a little breathing room.

    Such paranoia. Doesn't he know that about 90% of computer users are stuck in the same psychological computer ghetto as him and that they are never going to leave.

  88. Oh, the Huge Manatee! by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

    I heard from a good source that Dvorak stories are put together by the same crew that writes for Family Guy.... mainly a group of Manatees. They choose the idea balls for him, in this case "Open Source" "OSX" and "Microsoft" He then uses a MadLibs for connecting words, in this case "scared" and "crazy"

    Hopefully someone can remove an idea ball from the tank of Dvoraks manatees and stop this madness.

  89. Ban Dvorak from slashdot! by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Could we please?

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    1. Re:Ban Dvorak from slashdot! by spanklin · · Score: 1
      I think the tags say it all:

      troll, stupid, dvorak, moron

  90. Opensourced already... by codemonk82 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think the comments below are pointless especially since OS X is open sourced already. http://www.opensource.apple.com/darwinsource/ It is only the gui that is not open sourced (aqua) or wotever you call it. To all of you that have posted about this do some reading about apple before shooting your mouth about it never happening.

  91. Sun open-sourced Solaris, but ... by njchick · · Score: 1

    where's the battle?

  92. I couldn't read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The God damned flashing, blinking, insane ads made reading the article impossible without cutting and pasting to...

    OK, lets paste it here. Quote:

    A cloud is rising over Mac OS X and its future unless Apple makes its boldest move ever: turning OS X into an open-source project. That would make the battle between OS X and Linux the most interesting one on the computer scene. With all attention turned in that direction, there would be nothing Microsoft could do to stem a reversal of its fortunes.

    Let's start at the beginning. There's been a lot of fuss over Apple's rollout of the unsupported Boot Camp product, which lets Mac users run Microsoft Windows easily on an Intel-based Macintosh. I got into various levels of trouble when I suggested that Apple was going to gravitate towards Windows since it would be easy to do and there was some evidence that the company might want to do it.

    Some people saw this prediction as somewhat contradictory, because I've also been advocating that Mac OS X be ported to all PCs and become an alternative OS for the rest of us on our standard systems. Getting OS X onto PCs might be even more doable today, since researchers are reporting that as many as half of the business-owned PCs in operation now may not be capable of running Microsoft Vista. It seems like an ideal time to roll OS X over to the PC.

    So what's actually happening? Well, here's what I think is going on, and also what I think should be going on. Let's start with what's going on.

    The Boot Camp product is pure test marketing. It's so obviously test marketing that it's hard to believe that people are foolish enough to get worked up about it. You watch a test-marketing scheme to see the results. You use the results to make predictions. We do not have enough results yet to determine what's going to happen next. The test-marketing scheme is likely to be carefully orchestrated and segmented as follows:

    Step 1: Testing for level of interest. Will this initiative of running Windows on a Mac increase or reduce computer hardware sales in any noticeable way among the hacker nerds who bother to go through the process? Will this translate to a broader acceptance?

    Step 2: Determining functionality without risk. Does Windows works well on Mac hardware, or not? The idea here is to put it into the wild and see what happens in a support-free environment where Apple has no responsibility to help make it work.

    Step 3: Blowback analysis. Apple needs to analyze the reaction to Windows on a Mac. This includes seeing whether there is massive rejection of the idea--protests, picketing, egg-throwing, and flaming. In other words, can the community at large live with the idea of Windows running on a Mac? That cannot be known or assumed without this test.

    So this testing scheme essentially breaks down to practicality, functionality, and political marketability. So far, everything seems to be going well except for the blowback, which seems to be mixed but mostly positive. Much of the positive reaction, though, seems to stem from the mistaken supposition that having Windows on a Mac will make OS X look better by comparison, so people will flock to OS X. This is a dubious and dangerous conclusion for Mac heads to draw.

    So what do I think will happen now? And specifically, what is Apple going to do with OS X?--Continue

    If the Windows test keeps going the way it's going, the results may indicate that Mac users are more likely to shift to Windows than we used to think. But what will happen to Mac OS X? I suspect that the testing of Windows on a Mac might be duplicated in reverse, with a similar test of the Mac OS X running on a conventional PC. Here again, we'd need to look at the test-marketing results. In this scenario, the idea would again be to determine--by testing--whether or not getting OS X onto PCs would help or hurt Apple as a company. The same three factors would be assessed: practicality (is anyone interested?), functionality (does it work at all?), and political marketab

  93. Angelina Jolie & Natalie Portman jello wrestin by maynard · · Score: 2

    OK. If Dvorak can pull off getting Jolie and Portman naked and wresting in jello, I'll run Windows. But I'll expect them petrified afterward, with hot grits poured over them to boot.

  94. He doesn't need the hits... by Urusai · · Score: 1

    ...he's taking them in the privacy of his own home.

    Besides, after being a successful composer and inventor of the eponymous keyboard layout, he can afford to rest on his laurels.

    1. Re:He doesn't need the hits... by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      Oh really?

      "The Dvorak Simplified Keyboard (pronounced /'dvoræk/) is a keyboard layout designed by Dr. August Dvorak and William Dealey in the 1920s and 1930s..."

      Wikipedia article

    2. Re:He doesn't need the hits... by LMacG · · Score: 1

      This may come as a shock to you Stewie, but the magazine writer wasn't a composer either.

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    3. Re:He doesn't need the hits... by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      No..NO!! Say it ain't so!! Actually, I have no idea where the other poster got that from. Didn't have an easy link for that one.

  95. Jobs is not all that. by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    I get your point, but "How often do most people get to change the whole goddamn world? is a little over the top.

    Jobs has changed an incredibly tiny piece of the world. He didn't revoke gravity or overthrow Batista or map the genome or teach Indonesian children to hate the USA and embrace terrorism. He browbeat some programmers into making some blinky lights arguably prettier and some interesting noises arguably more commonplace.

    I'm betting Nick Negroponte will change the world more than Jobs, and I think that would be so even if computers had never been invented.

    1. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Baricom · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you're downplaying the significance of those blinky lights. The GUI is what catapaulted computers from being a geek toy to an essential for every American business, and a "very nice to have" for most American homes. Every time somebody benefits from a computer, I think Steve Jobs deserves some credit. Restricting his accomplishments merely to what Apple has sold would be somewhat disingenuous, because so many competitors launched products based off Apple designs.

      No, Jobs hasn't saved the children, or given out laptops to poor countries, but he has made a significant contribution to computers, the Web (remember, WorldWideWeb was coded on a NeXT computer), animation, broadcasting, music, and more. I think he's at least as influential as, say, Edison.

    2. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Influential yes, but not nearly as influencial as Edison. You're under the infuence of some serious dellusions of grandeur there.

    3. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Medievalist · · Score: 1
      I could argue that the WWWeb was not fundamentally different from liquid gopherspace, but the web's inventors already freely acknowledge that (and besides, the Momma Gopher was a mac at one point). Or I could argue that the GUI (which comes from Xerox PARC, and was first commercially available in GEOS, I seem to remember) is actually a step backward for human-machine interaction. But Eben Moglen has already made that argument:
      "What I saw in the Xerox PARC technology was the caveman interface, you point and you grunt. A massive winding down, regressing away from language, in order to address the technological nervousness of the user. Users wanted to be infantilized, to return to a pre-linguistic condition in the using of computers, and the Xerox PARC technology's primary advantage was that it allowed users to address computers in a pre-linguistic way. This was to my mind a terribly socially retrograde thing to do, and I have not changed my mind about that."
      So instead I'll point out that what catapulted the PC into the business world was spreadsheets running on DOS, and what brought computers into the home was low cost (the Apple ][ was not a gui machine, it was just cheap). Jobs didn't invent EasyCalc or Lotus 1-2-3, and he didn't make PCs cheap, Wozniak and IBM did that.

      Apple has done some great stuff, sure. But great stuff in the vein of http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/mccoy/#f10>an improved oiler and not great stuff like the powered clothes washer or the cotton gin. We need to keep some perspective, Jobs had a large influence on us computer dweebs but very little (so far) on the course of human history.
    4. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woz without Jobs would just be better calculators from HP. Ask Woz.

      The two steves, one the circus master and the other the tech wizard combined to create computers for the masses.

      After the Apple II, they stole dead tech from PARC and made common computer users capable of doing amazing things for a small price ($200K in printing equipment vs. a personal computer).

      The personal computer would have made it into homes one way or another....but consider if there was no apple and only MS? DOS would have been the prime interface till '92? Windows would still be a maturing gui, maybe at v3.3 in 2006. Backend systems would be powerful, but the front end would still be primitive, and the user base would be similar to what we saw in the late 80s and early 90s. My grandma would not be sending emails, nor would 13 year olds be publishing websites on myspace.

    5. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      consider if there was no apple and only MS-DOS would have been the prime interface till '92? Windows would still be a maturing gui, maybe at v3.3 in 2006. Backend systems would be powerful, but the front end would still be primitive, and the user base would be similar to what we saw in the late 80s and early 90s. My grandma would not be sending emails, nor would 13 year olds be publishing websites on myspace.
      Oh, if only, if only!!!! Curse you, Apple!
    6. Re:Jobs is not all that. by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      "Users wanted to be infantilized, to return to a pre-linguistic condition in the using of computers, and the Xerox PARC technology's primary advantage was that it allowed users to address computers in a pre-linguistic way."

      So Eben would prefer if he had to write a dissertation in order to flush his toilet. He's a lawyer, right? They're excessively wordy by nature.

      Why exactly should anyone care what he thinks?

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    7. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Medievalist · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. We're so far off the topic it has disappeared over the horizon.

      That being said, why should anyone care what you think? The point is not who said it, the point is that it is true. The GUI is a means of "dumbing down" computers, which is highly appropriate in some situations (I certainly wouldn't want to have to type in the formulas to describe a curve in order to draw one) and highly inappropriate in others (did you type in your post by selecting and dragging individual characters with your mouse? Did you draw the characters with a pen and tablet?).

      Apple now supplies a powerful command line interface to their products, and they have *always* supported hot keys (much more, in fact, than windows ever has). Microsoft is now working on restoring their command line to prominence, having belatedly recognized the limitations of the GUI. They must agree with Moglen, eh?

      Gee, refusing to accept the godhood of Steve Jobs is fun. It's like the time I criticised Ayn Rand, only with less death threats.

    8. Re:Jobs is not all that. by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      " and highly inappropriate in others (did you type in your post by selecting and dragging individual characters with your mouse? Did you draw the characters with a pen and tablet?)."

      Moglen statement goes *way* beyond that. He's not just saying that CLIs are useful and have their place.

      FWIW, I'm typing this on a MacBookPro, and abandoned the Mac in the early 90s for Jobs' NeXT machines and OS, which I worked with for the rest of the decade. I'm not an all-GUI paleo-Machead who thinks Terminal.app is an abomination unto Steve. I had no use for MacOS until it merged with OpenStep and became Unix.

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    9. Re:Jobs is not all that. by Medievalist · · Score: 1


      Well, part of that is because of my selective quoting (the entire soliloquy is a bit more balanced, since it is set in a specific time and place) but yes, Moglen takes the extreme view.

      I am far more in agreement with that viewpoint than the one that says GUIs are "intuitive".

      The best thing about modern GUIs is that they virtualize displays, which has nothing to do with mice and very little to do with graphics (software carousel did it with no graphics at all).

      Those NEXTs you mention were very innovative machines. I liked them, although I was a VMS jockey at the time so I was basically comparing them to DECwindows (a bloatfest that reminds me of XNU).

  96. Microsoft by xbmodder · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft opened up windows, we could do some great things.

  97. Why? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 0, Troll

    OSX is built on an open source platform, BSD. Why should it itself be open sourced? Why do I want 20 different distributions of OSX when Apple makes one decent version of it.

    Honestly, people say Open Source without thinking. They think that all software should be free or all source code should be made available without even thinking for one instance whether the world needs it. OSX doesn't need to be open sourced, neither does windows, sorry.

    For all you hobbyists out their, linux is great, it is an example of good OS design and if your wondering how the pros do it, look at linux source code. But that doesn't mean that every software vendor out their needs to open source their friggin software.

    Open source isn't a solution. It's a business concept which really isn't that successful. Its not making anybody rich, it isn't creating products that are truly sweeping proprietary software, and I tire when someone say "Hey, open source your software!" without making one real statement of why it should be so.

    F*ck off, write your own software, stop standing on the shoulder's of giants because you feel you can build a better mouse trap then them.

    I can tell you one thing that will happen if everything is to go Open Source, Software PATENTS. If Microsoft or Apple open sources their OS, then that is going to mean that as much as you can look at their source code, you can't use it or modify it because of both Microsoft and Apple will get so many patents on it that it will stiffle open source development. Apple isn't going to want to give away source code that makes spotlight fast and efficient, especially with companies like Microsoft around. So Apple will patent their software up the wazoo so that even if you see their code, you couldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. Will this be beneficial for Open Source?

    Open source is about the free exchange of information and ideas to develop software by community, and while this is a great grassroots idea, the fact is that Apple and Microsoft and others have billions invested in their software, they aren't just going to hand it out so that Linux users can make 100 differet versions of OSX or Windows. What benefit has 100+ versions of Linux offered the world? Only confusion and weakness is what 100 versions of Linux has offered. Without one distro to rule them all, Linux WILL NEVER compete with OSX or Windows. Open source development fragments the linux community into 100 weak products, all with their own subtle strengths, but get the community behind one Linux distro, and you will have a strong competitive product.

    But sorry, Apple isn't one of them, neither is Microsoft. I mean, did this guy even realize that Apple is the developer of OSX? A company that surrounds themselves in propietary technology and secrecy to the point that you don't really know something exists until Steve Jobs stands up on a stage and says its so? You really think Apple wan'ts to release their OSX operating system, now the ONLY reason why people should buy a Mac to the masses so that it can be cloned and ripped off at will leaving Apple with no leverage. OSX as open source would simply turn Apple into Dell, an OEM pre-fab PC manufacturer among 100's of equals. This will kill off Apple quickly.

    Sure, OSX source code will last for ages, in one form or another, but gone will be the company that made it great.

    Open source OSX? Get real. Put down that pipe because you got a hold of some very bad weed.

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  98. Shut up Dvorak! by sal · · Score: 1

    Didn't he just finish predicting that Apple would move to Windows?

    http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,1927885,00.as p

    New Rule: If you're batting 0.000173 you can't be a pundit anymore.

  99. Open Source OS X Features by lwagner · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a great idea. Let's figure out the new "features" that will come out when everyone gets their fingers in the pot!

    1. Three penguin menus (at the left, top, and right of the screen) instead of one Apple menu.
    2. A control panel that is 10 pages long instead of one page long.
    3. Documentation will now consist of a CD-ROM of HOWTOs outdated by exactly one year.
    4. Safari will have an email program within it, a calendar program within it, and a wiseacre "kitchen sink" string that someone tossed in for laughs.
    5. iTunes will not be supported because it has less than 50 command line options and doesn't support the cheapest, most counterintuitive MP3 player on the market.
    6. iCal will not be supported because when you're recompiling your kernel and compiling software from scratch, time has no meaning.
    7. Menus will be replaced by clicking the fifth button on a seven-button mouse and navigating through a subsequent hierarchy of submenus.
    8. Booting will no longer be a graceful Apple graphic by default. It will be as detailed with as much garbage text as possible, announcing every single contributor to every package on the system.
    9. iPhoto will have easily-installable, pornography-specific features.
    10. The OS X help menu will have a selection of helpful things completely unrelated to OS X... perhaps a collection of ESR's works, most notably "How To Pick Up Girls".

    1. Re:Open Source OS X Features by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
      9. iPhoto will have easily-installable, pornography-specific features.

      10. The OS X help menu will have a selection of helpful things completely unrelated to OS X... perhaps a collection of ESR's works, most notably "How To Pick Up Girls".

      Hey man, this is slashdot we use links here http://www.catb.org/~esr/writings/sextips/pickup.h tml.

      There I was going to moderate you up but now I can't. Alway Remember to Document your comments.

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    2. Re:Open Source OS X Features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would gladly triple boot that just for #(.

    3. Re:Open Source OS X Features by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      Booting will no longer be a graceful Apple graphic by default. It will be as detailed with as much garbage text as possible, announcing every single contributor to every package on the system.

      That's what holding down Cmd-Opt-v while booting is for; turning the DB_PRT bit on in the debug flags might make that persistent. It's BSD-flavored, though, so you don't get quite so much in the way of contributor announcements.

  100. Give me a break by MSFanBoi2 · · Score: 1

    Oh please nothing... the hardware Apple is selling now is NO different than the hardware Dell is selling now with the exception of the Apple Logo and the RDF that ships with it.

  101. funk dat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple switched over to a chip that Microsoft made famous, not to screw Microsoft, but to seal Linux's fate.
    The very nature of Linux will help it survive. But Apple opensourcing OSX to screw Linux is just stupid. Dvorak is an idiot and I've been saying that for 10 years.
    Its like he throws darts and they land on words and he gets ideas.
    Steve Jobs really does mean to take over the world, but he will wait until Microsoft gets close and then he'll check mate Gates with something so simple it will make us all take a shit upwards.
    Think about it, Gates and Jobs know each other since forever, they are intertwined pervasively (hell they might even be free masons or something), why wouldn't they band together (????) to fight the biggest threat they have ever encountered: something they cannot own, ever.
    Oh yea, and Dvorak is a freakin eeeeedioot.... screw him.

  102. Doesn't make business sense either by sterno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's insane rambling and on top of that it doesn't make the slightest bit of business sense for Apple (yeah sometimes insane and business sense do go together). Apple makes money on hardware. If people can get the Apple experience on cheaper hardware like they did in the clone days, then Apple has a serious problem.

    For Apple, running Windows on Apple is perfectly okay because it means people are still buying Apple hardware. However, it is not in their interest to be, primarily, a windows computer manufacturer because then they suddenly have to compete with Dell, etc. They derrive value from having a unique experience with the slick hardware and the nicely integrated OS.

    It is furthermore not in the immediate interest of Apple to offer OSX on non-apple hardware. The risk they face there is, once again, people defecting to cheaper hardware. This could change in time though. The position they are in now is that people can get an Apple laptop and become familiar with the Apple experience without abandoning Windows completely. It makes it possible for business users to have chic Apple hardware but still run their company's Windows based software.

    So open sourcing will not happen. It's too important to Apple to keep a tight control over the experience of using Apple products. Once they set the code free they can't control what happens. Imagine the mistake of clone licensing repeated with no ability to undo the mistake and you see where this goes.

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    1. Re:Doesn't make business sense either by Slithe · · Score: 1

      Yes, Apple's main product is the "Mac Experience", i.e. the tight integration of hardware and software that increases usability. Without the Apple hardware, Mac OSX would lose much of its appeal. Since Apple open sourced the core of their operating system and began the Darwin project, Macs have increased in popularity; while 'open sourcing' the codebase may not have contributed much to Apple's popularity surge, it did not hinder the surge either.

      Apple would not, necessarily lose control of OSX if the open sourced the entire thing; they did not lose control of Darwin if they open sourced it. They are the biggest name behind Darwin, and any other projects would strive to maintain compatibility with their codebase. How many Linux forks, including ones made by big corporations, have posed a threat to Linus Torvald's oversite?

      Apple should not fear clone vendors. Apple has a good track record of usability that clone vendors might not be able to match (at least, they have not yet); even with the same operating system, clone vendors would probably not best Apple's hardware innovations before Apple integrates them into the Macintosh, and me-too products rarely sell as well as the original. Also, Apple has the brand recognition that Company X does not, and we all know how much that helps a company (in Redmond). Although I do not think that Apple would benefit by open sourcing Quartz and the other GUI components (other than the free bugfixes and maybe some minor feature enhancements), I think they erred by not continuing to release the x86 source code to xnu, supposedly from concerns with piracy and the fear that people would not buy a Mac if they could run OSX on beige box PCs. Crackers will not be hindered much by the lack of source code (i.e. they have already proven this), but even though one *CAN* run OSX on a beige box PC with certain hardware, the lack of OSX drivers for the lionshare of PC hardware and the colossal task of writing drivers for all that hardware means that only technologically-oriented tinkerers (who already have a supported hardware configuration or do not mind dropping $400 or so to purchase one), a VERY SMALL percentage of the population and not Apple's target market anyway, will run OSX on the bare iron of their machine.

      Emulation and Virtualization software, such as Xen, VMWare, QEMU, etc., could fix the supported hardware problem, but setting up such a system would still be beyond the skills of most users, and in the case of emulators, the system would probably run too slowly to be used comfortably. The only major benefit, that I see, that warez d00ds would find from the darwin source code would be the ability to compile it with support for the Xen VM's paravirtualization to give a speed boost, and I do not think that is enough reason to lock-up the source code.

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  103. Dvorak not 'normal' enough for you? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    you insensitive clod.

    If being a certain way is not the way a person wants to be and fluoxetine or diazepam helps them in this regard, then, by all means they should have it, but to insist that someone that exhibits certain traits that another group doesn't like should take medicine is evil.

  104. PLEASE stop linking to Dvorak's column by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    For the love of god Slashdot, PLEASE stop liking to Dvorak's column. By Slashdotting him we're only condoning his retarded ramblings and insuring more will come. I refuse to read or follow links to his articles.
      If you want to know how the future of technology will play out, take what Dvorak says and evision the exact opposit being successful.

    To quote Billy Madison:

    "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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  105. Oh Crap! Redmond's geniuses are finding OS X bugs? by Kakurenbo+Shogun · · Score: 1
    I assume that as this is being written, Microsoft has coders in its skunk works tearing into OS X looking for deep flaws that it can exploit and publicize. Don't think otherwise. It only makes sense that they'd do this. Thus a cloud is rising over OS X and its future unless Apple makes its boldest move ever: turning OS X into an open-source project.

    Woe is me! Microsoft, that bastion of buglessness, that utopia of user-friendliness, that sanctum of security, is going to bring utter disgrace and ruin on Apple by finding bugs in OS X! Surely they will reveal deep flaws that will finally make me realize how horrible my experience on Mac OS X has been! When I realize how Apple has deceived me into thinking I enjoyed using a Mac OS X more than I would have enjoyed using Windows, when they tell me that a mere blow from a sledgehammer is enough to make all the pretty icons in this entire, fragile, hopeless excuse for an operating system disappear, I'll pick up the sledgehammer and do the deed myself. Only then can I be truly free!

    Uh, yeah, right. Sure, if MS wants to find bugs in OS X, they will. If they want to publicize them, they will. Some people hearing about them will turn away from OS X. Somehow, I think more will just be glad that there aren't as many deep flaws in OS X as there are in Windows. "Oh crap! There's a bug in OS X.! Maybe I'd better start using... oh, wait. What the hell was I thinking!"

    And where does the conclusion come from that only open sourcing OS X can save it from the cloud that hangs over it? The cloud? Why does that make me think of the assertion used to justify rounding up all the Japanese Americans during WWII--that the fact that there had been no acts of sabotage committed by Japanese Americans yet was PROOF that they would occur. Yeah, there's a horrible cloud hanging over Mac OS X. The fact that no horrible, deep flaws have been revealed yet is PROOF that Microsoft is going to find some, and then it's going to be doom, Doom, DOOM! for Apple.

    But if they will give Mac OS X away, they'll do just fine. Uh. What was it they were going to use to replace their OS X and hardware revenue? Oh, the iPod. Uh. They're already selling plenty of iPods without open sourcing OS X.

    Apple's goal isn't to destroy Microsoft by destroying the market for commercial OSs. ...It's to make Apple rich and powerful (yeah, they want it all too). Throwing away profits without compensation isn't the path to riches and power.

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  106. NO MORE DVORAK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop.

  107. Who ARE these "Dvorak Advocates"? by objekt · · Score: 1

    And why are they open-sourcing OS X?

    I don't have time to RFA, just give me the big picture.

    Is a Dvorak advocate anything like a Devil's advocate?

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  108. In a word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.

  109. that was goddamn genius by DynamoJoe · · Score: 1

    well done. If I had the mod point, it would be yours.

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  110. Worthy Of Slashdot Lore by MidKnight · · Score: 1

    Please. For the love of all that is sane and relevant, please stop posting Dvorak articles. He isn't a journalist; he isn't an expert; even calling him a pundit probably makes other pundits roll their eyes.

    So please, just let him go the way of Jon Katz -- into Slashdot Lore, where everyone vaguely remembers that they existed, but no one ever bothers to discuss their views.

    Note that I actually liked Katz though....

  111. Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    The whole brilliance behind Boot Camp comes down to this:

    The reason Apple didn't become yet another Beige-Box Windows PC manufacturer was because then they'd have the same margins and Windows OEM hassles of everyone else.

    Boot Camp allows them to have their cake and eat it, too. You can run Windows, and you can run OSX, and you'll soon have the full support of Apple while doing so. There are ways to run OSX on beige box PCs and there are ways to run Windows without using Boot Camp on a Mac, but the fact that Boot Camp and the Windows drivers are sanctioned changes the landscape completely.

    Why would anyone bother buying a Dell now?

    This realization is going to hit people eventually. It may take months or years, but the ball is rolling and it won't stop.

    OSX is Apple's competitive advantage, and what's more, no one wants to run Windows. They only have to run Windows. The people buying Macs and dual booting are going to spend as much time in OSX as they can get away with.

    Dvorak doesn't get it. Cringely sure as hell doesn't get it. And judging from the stock's performance, no one else seems to, either.

    Apple has positioned themselves to become the #1 PC manufacturer in the world, and at this point it's just a matter of time. OSX will become more popular, not less, which will actually increase the desirability of Macs (and their market advantage).

    I mean, holy shit folks, they just triggered an avalanche that's going to bury the rest of the PC industry and no one else seems to realize it!

    Right now Microsoft is more than happy to work with Apple to get XP and Vista working on Apple's hardware, because Microsoft sees a whole new market segment opening up on the short term.

    My God, they don't have a clue what's about to hit them, and seeing articles like this just makes me want to scream: "It's about the hardware sales, stupid!"

    1. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      > Why would anyone bother buying a Dell now?
      For the same reason people still eat at McDonalds? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm planning on buying a Intel PowerMac (whatever they call them) for my next desktop PC, and dual-booting, but that's because I can afford to do this, and it's worth it for the time saved not wrestling with my PC. However, cheap commodity PCs aren't going anywhere, and neither is absolute cutting-edge overclockers stuff, it's the market in between that Apple can really win at here...

    2. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone bother buying a Dell now?

      Because it's cheaper. And when you buy a Dell, it comes with Windows already installed and set up, so you don't need to buy Windows separately and mess around with Boot Camp. And nobody ever got fired for buying Dell, but you can bet your life you'll be looking for another job if you buy Apples and anything goes even slightly wrong.

      I'm glad you're enjoying your happy dream, but welcome to the real world, where Apple is a luxury manufacturer targetting a narrow market segment. Apple is no more going to take over the desktop than Ferrari is going to take over the highway -- and that suits everyone just fine, not least Apple.

    3. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      I can think of reasons for eating at McDonald's over, say, In-n-Out Burger. For one, you can get chicken there. For another, if you're on a road trip with your kid and in some small town you've never even heard of, you know that the restrooms will be clean and there'll be a playground for your kid at the McD's. You also have a certain minimum expectation of quality; it won't be good, but it won't cause health problems.

      The hardcore "build it yourself"ers are not producing the bulk of Dell's sales, and Apple has the Mini as an answer to the low-cost small biz buyer.

      To those customers, people choose Dell PCs on the reputation of their quality and support, both of which are eclipsed by Apple (according to Consumer Reports May 2006, but also in CR's 2005 and 2004 editions of PC reviews). The only reason people haven't bought Apples en masse has been the fact that they don't run Windows.

      The key thing about Apple "not supporting" this is that Microsoft does support it. If you buy Windows and run it on your Boot Camp Mac, if you call Microsoft for support, you get it (according to the terms of the support contract with in-store boxed copies of Windows). The only reason e.g. Dell supports Windows is because Dell is an OEM, and that's how OEM deals with Microsoft work. Apple doesn't support Windows, because they're not a Microsoft OEM. (What's more, they have no desire to be, but that's a whole 'nother rant.)

    4. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Because it's cheaper.

      For identical equipment, by how much?

      And when you buy a Dell, it comes with Windows already installed and set up, so you don't need to buy Windows separately and mess around with Boot Camp. And nobody ever got fired for buying Dell, but you can bet your life you'll be looking for another job if you buy Apples and anything goes even slightly wrong.

      Why would I have a problem, when I can just call Microsoft and get support from them according to the terms of the Windows licenses I purchased? Remember: This is not an "unsupported" feature by any reasonable definition; you get support from Microsoft for running any licensed copy of Windows.

      Business owners are not exactly going out on a limb with a Mac purchase now. Especially considering that while Dell etc. struggle to support Vista, all of these Intel Macs support Vista today. Officially.

      Not everyone knows all this yet; however, as they begin to recognize it, what do you think is going to happen?

    5. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahaha hhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!! +1, funniest troll of the month

    6. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      I was looking to replace my desktop, and while i could build my own, I really don't have the time for it anymore. I was looking at getting a Dell, as out of the OEM's it's probably the best one.

      Then I read about boot camp.

      Last week I picked up a MacBook Pro and an Apple Cinema Display for home. I was curious about the OS, but I fully expected to be living off the Windows partition after the novelty of OS X wore off.

      After a week, and I try not to touch the windows side if I can help it. Consider me a convert. Boot camp worked.

    7. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      For identical equipment, by how much?

      Who case about identical equipment when all the office drones need are basic Dells that cost $300 each to run MS Office and Outlook?

    8. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Where is this $300 Dell of which you speak?

    9. Re:Shoot, that's not even half of his stupidity. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Clicking around Dell's website shows that the Dimension line starts at $299 with the Dimension 1100 and it includes a CRT monitor. Dell has been shipping $300 PCs for quite a while now.

  112. A better solution? by Tylerious · · Score: 1

    Instead of mirroring Windows so people can "work" and "game" in Windows, doesn't Apple work towards improving/adding the software selection. While the office application front has seen this already for years, what about games? If Apple, with its infinite wisdom and funding would give an incentive for software developers to create Mac versions of their applications and games, wouldn't that be a better solution? This would be a direct competition with Microsoft et al, not a mirroring/merging.

  113. "Dvorak Avocates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd guess they meant Dvorak Advocates... I'm surprised not to see any other posts on this. I figured on slashdot a spelling mistake wouldn't go unpunished and some bored geek with nothing better to do than harass the mods would put up some sarcastic post.... wait a minute....

  114. why would anyone listen to anything Dvorak says ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has this man ever been right about anything ?

    This guy makes a career of outraging mac users, and little more.

  115. rtfa the abc dupe from pcmag, not even about oss by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1
    saw the rss link on my Google portal for Cnet/news.com, which linked to ABC's dupe/copy-paste of the PCMag article

    the damn thing wasn't even about making OSX OSS, it just babbled on about how (in Dvorak's psychotic mind, anyway) Apple is really using the Boot Camp thing as a marketing test for deciding if Apple should give Windows just a little bit more favor

    just more shit from Dvorak to get hits on his stuff

  116. In other news... by Chr0nik · · Score: 1

    In other news: Dvorak advocates freezing hell with peltier coolers, and genetic engineering of flying pigs.

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  117. I wish... by MoogMan · · Score: 1

    I could filter out articles with Dvorak in the article text

  118. Sure they're retarded... by spun · · Score: 1

    Retarded like a fox! (to paraphrase Peter Griffon.) They post his crap for the same reason he writes it, the controversy generates page hits.

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  119. Avocates? by Snorpus · · Score: 1
    Dvorak says that Apple should take up Open-Sourcing as a hobby?

    I must have missed something.

    1. Re:Avocates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they mean "advocate" (to support) or "avocate" (to call off/withdraw)?

    2. Re:Avocates? by Snorpus · · Score: 1
      With the /. "editors", who knows what they mean?

      At least it's not a dupe!

    3. Re:Avocates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't know the plural of the French word for lawyer was a verb in English? Avocates ain't uh werd in Inglish! How can you be taken seriously as a source for news if you can't spell?!?! or, apparently, turn spell check on, even. I know this reply won't be taken seriously and that's just plain pathetic.

  120. You've been trolled. by telbij · · Score: 1

    Look, read Dvorak all you like, but know this: Dvorak defined the term sensationalistic editorial. Do you think he actually believes anything he writes? Instead of a true opinion he just picks a topic that is sure to generate controversy and then fluffs together whatever half-baked argument he can come up with on short notice to impart some sense of cohesion. To write a counterpoint to Dvorak is like being the liberal on The O'Reilly Factor: You can't win because the focus is always on Dvorak, his troll, his hits, his job, you lose just by opening your mouth.

  121. Please *DIETY, NO! by default+luser · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Then I get to re-experience the same reason why I just recently left Linux for OS X.

    Stuck inside their bubble, open source zealots think it's ok to have thousands of branches of THE SAME OS, COMPETING, INCOMPATIBLE WINDOWING LIBRARIES that aren't even standardized as part of the OS, and ten thousand window managers to make absolutely certain that your OS has no recognizable "look" or "personality" whatsoever. When they add new features, they add them in the "cleanest possible" manner (ie, make everyone patch and recompile EVERYTHING), rather than the "most usable" manner (add compatibility layers). When they change features, they don't do so gracefully, they break old code and expect everyone to recompile.

    Here's just one example of how open source just gets it wrong: a few years ago, I was looking to play some emulators on my Linux box. I figured it would be as easy as emulation on Windows, but boy was I wrong.

    See, I wanted to use the same USB gamepad I'd been using for the last few years on Windows. Only problem was, when Linux added support for *USB* gamepads, they used a different interface. Thus, emulators designed for *ANALOG* gamepads could not use my USB gamepad. Unfortunately, most of these emulators had been abandoned, and nobody had bothered to add USB gamepad support, so I was up shit creek unless I wanted to hack it in myself (sound familiar?). This is an example of adding a new feature CLEANLY, but in a manner that is completely UNUSABLE without extensive reworking.

    I'm sick of it. It's little things like this that made using my Linux box for anything besides web browsing and basic office tasks a pain.

    WINDOWS, by contrast, has supported USB gamepads since Windows 98, and has taken all the guesswork out of the issue. Regardless of whether you use an analog or USB gamepad, an application can use the same hooks to communicate with the pad regardless, and the user can use the same setup widget to configure ALL pads. Now, that's not going to be very CLEAN code, but it is a damn sight more USABLE. I can't speak for OS X on this issue, simply because I've only been using it a few weeks.

    This is just one example of why I don't need yet another open-source operating system. Open source applications are just fine - the ones that are mismanaged or get caught up in their own self-image eventually get replaced by better development projects. But operating systems have momentum, and don't just disappear. Open source zealots could do a lot of damage to the USABLILITY of OS X, and it would still take a long tome for it to fade away.

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    1. Re:Please *DIETY, NO! by nagora · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, OSX is ugly, slow, and crap. IMHO, of course.

      I hate OSX's front end with a passion and would just about rather use Windows for work. Sometimes I have to work in Macs, but fortunately I mostly use Linux so I get to choose the desktop system I like instead of having ghastly shit like Spotlight foisted on me, or frigging menu bars that are ten miles across the screen from where I'm working, or a file layout that appears to have been designed by some process that involved dice. To say nothing of the nightmare of getting printers to work properly.

      USABLILITY of OS X

      I'm sorry, you're confusing "familiarity and muddling through the arbitary whims of half-mad designers" with the word "usability".

      Just a counter-point.

      TWW

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    2. Re:Please *DIETY, NO! by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Just a counter-point.

      Certainly, I have my opinion, and you have yours.

      To say nothing of the nightmare of getting printers to work properly

      I will say I had zero trouble setting up printing under OS X, and this was on an Intel Mac. Like Windows, I simply selected the printer from a list (or provide drivers), and enabled sharing.

      I can say without a doubt in my mind that it was ten times easier than setting up the same printer in Linux via CUPS. After hours of crawling support forums, and my local Linux guru having a look, we discovered we had to replace lpr, because the default lpr included in Debian was some older BSD version that didn't support USB. At least, that's how he explained it to me.

      It's funny, really...Apple uses CUPS, but that's because it ACTUALLY WORKS once you get rid of all the backend *NIX crap. It worked well under Linux too, once we wasted hours tracking down the lpr issue.

      I also couldn't get my Matrox G400's OpenGL acceleration working in X under Debian (even with said local Linux guru), despite the fact that Mandrake configured it correctly out of the box. Tell me, if I'm following the FAQs to the letter, how the hell can one distro get it right the first time, and another distro with similar components leave me completely puzzled? Just more inconsistency to piss me off.

      You can understand why I left. I had this kind of patience when I was a kid, sure. MSDOS was almost as insane a place as Linux in terms of tracking down settings, and inconsistent behavor, and I imagine if I had gotten started on Linux instead of DOS, I'd know it back-to-front. But now I'm getting older, have less time on my hands, and I don't have time to learn EVERYTHING...so I tried something simpler. ...instead of having ghastly shit like Spotlight foisted on me

      What's wrong with Spotlight? Honestly, I always though that locate and updatedb were decent, but clumsy, because I don't like opening a terminal window just to search for some files. Spotlight is right there on the bar, and even categorizes the data, something locate didn't do.

      It's as fast as locate, has more meta-data, and you don't have to open a console. What's not to love?

      or frigging menu bars that are ten miles across the screen from where I'm working,

      Yeah, I'm not so sure I like this "one menu for all" thing either, but then I also must admit that, for those applications where I really make use of the menus, I usually keep those applications maximized, and that means no more movement to reach the menu than Windows or Linux.

      Mind you, it does annoy me that some 3rd-party widgets actually have options hidden in the menu, which is utterly stupid. For instance, the option to cancel or run print jobs on my printer is embedded in a menu, not a checkbox or button on my printer widget. Is it Brother's fault for making such a boneheaded design decicion, or is it Apple's fault for allowing them to do it? Good question.

      I will say that Apple sets a good example for third parties: I have yet to find a configuration widget that is part of the OS that has functions hidden in the menus.

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    3. Re:Please *DIETY, NO! by nagora · · Score: 1
      Like Windows, I simply selected the printer from a list (or provide drivers), and enabled sharing.

      I have clients and partners who've had a lot of trouble with Cannon inkjets. Very frustrating. Printing always is when it goes awry

      I will confess that I hated the way Linux/CUPS worked too so I wrote my own software which is usually the first thing onto my computers once the system is installed. Likewise with the SMTP/POP servers. The standard ones are too hard to configure. But I like the control I have. I probably, almost certainly, could port my software to the Mac now but that's because of the *nix backend, not because of anything Apple have brought to the table.

      Tell me, if I'm following the FAQs to the letter, how the hell can one distro get it right the first time, and another distro with similar components leave me completely puzzled?

      I've not had that sort of problem in a long time. I do tend to stick to Gentoo, though, rather than swapping distros very often. But I do think things have generally improved in this area lately. One possibility that springs to mind is that the Debian was perhaps using XFree and Mandrake Xorg?

      What's wrong with Spotlight?

      Ask a client with two 250GB+ external USB drives! I really thought she was going to kick her G5 off the desk one day. Spotlight seems to scale badly into the hundreds of thousands of files, and the USB connection keeps coming back to life after we tell it not to bother with those drives.

      Is it Brother's fault for making such a boneheaded design decicion, or is it Apple's fault for allowing them to do it? Good question.

      Thanks, I'm glad I asked it now. No, wait! I didn't!

      UI is one of those things where there is no right answer. There are certainly answers that will piss off a vast majority but familiarity, not intuitiveness, plays a much bigger part than most designers, or Max zealots, will admit. I'm always hitting function keys to go to a new desktop when I want to quickly pull up some program without hunting through all the open windows on the current one. Swearing ensues on Windows and OSX but I'd never give up the facility just because it's not someone else's idea of a useful function. As I said, I like having the choices of window manager that Linux gives me, as well as the other things like the enormous number of programming and writting tools that are standard.

      I know Perl and Bash are in OSX, is TeX?

      TWW

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    4. Re:Please *DIETY, NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "See, I wanted to use the same USB gamepad I'd been using for the last few years on Windows. Only problem was, when Linux added support for *USB* gamepads, they used a different interface. Thus, emulators designed for *ANALOG* gamepads could not use my USB gamepad. Unfortunately, most of these emulators had been abandoned, and nobody had bothered to add USB gamepad support, so I was up shit creek unless I wanted to hack it in myself (sound familiar?). This is an example of adding a new feature CLEANLY, but in a manner that is completely UNUSABLE without extensive reworking."

      The emulators were designed for the crumbly old joystick interface created at least a decade ago (nothing to do with analog vs USB) and haven't been updated for, what, 5 years ? 8 years ? Since the NEW joystick API was added to Linux. Now because the NEW joystick API was around when USB joysticks were supported, it makes sense (and this is what Windows did) to support USB joysticks with the then current input device API.

      And so you're switching to OS X, where they can't even stick to the same CPU architecture for 5 years, let alone APIs (all the APIs Apple users were raving about here on Slashdot when I started reading it, don't work any more, Apple scrapped them in OS X and plans to do the same again some time in the next few years). Of course, you'll not be able to run these unmaintained emulators on your brand new x86 Mac, because, so you claim, they haven't been maintained for so many years.

  122. The piece-of-crap powerbook I am typing on now by expro · · Score: 1

    Should be sufficient argument to anyone against buying Apple for the hardware. AppleCare won't repair. They have no pride whatsoever in making what they sold you work. Far more failures than comparable PC hardware. My down arrow broke. Sorry, the warranty doesn't cover that. Same story that they are reluctant to fix a dead hard drive, bad power supplies, batteries that are clearly defective, and a list of other things. If you buy the hardware because you want to look cool, just don't even waste money on the extended warranty.

    1. Re:The piece-of-crap powerbook I am typing on now by libzuk · · Score: 1

      Total BS - My 3yr old (-1 week) PB was rebuilt under Applecare just because a key broke off ... 1 week shy of the warranty expiration. They gave me a new keyboard, new upper case (old one cracked at headphone jack, new screen surround with hinges (don't know why). Damn thing looked brand new.

    2. Re:The piece-of-crap powerbook I am typing on now by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I own two Macs. My PowerBook has spent over three months in repair over the last two and a half years. The last repair, they replaced the CPU with a slower one and still didn't fix the problem that only one of the SO-DIMM slots works.. The hard drive on the Mini died just under a year after I got it. It was taken into the Apple Store, where it turned out that they had miss-filed the serial number and so they would not repair it under warranty.

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  123. Apple and Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  124. Only if you never use it. by expro · · Score: 1

    Their hardware is full of defects and they won't stand behind the simple terms of the warranty that they should fix it. I have a case with the BBB against them, and they have yet (after months) to make any attempt at a good excuse why they won't fix the hardware under the terms of the warranty.

    1. Re:Only if you never use it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is the third or fourth time that I've read about your BBB complaint today. What do you think that BBB will do to Apple if they don't respond?

  125. Apple CAN'T open source OS X because of PDF/Aqua? by mrraven · · Score: 1

    I suspect that Apple has some sort of licensing agreement with Adobe regarding PDF in Quartz, though maybe not according to this article:

    "Quartz does not use Postscript as its internal graphics representation language. Instead, it uses Adobe's Portable Document Format (PDF) standard which is a superset of Adobe Postscript. PDF has several advantages over Postscript, including better color management, internal compression, font independence, and interactivity. (Check out the PDF specs for more information.) PDF is also is a free and open standard, which saves Apple from paying Postscript licensing fees."

    http://arstechnica.com/reviews/1q00/macos-x-gui/ma cos-x-gui-4.html

    Anyone else more in the know care to comment?

    This even above and beyond the fact that Apple makes most of it's money from hardware, blah, blah.

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  126. Spot On by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 0

    Jobs is an idea man. Gates is a business man. Plain and simple.

  127. Apple does have good hardware (from an OS X hater) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I absolutely loathe OS X, but if the new Macbook Pro didn't have one mouse button (ghey), I would buy one in a heartbeat (of course, it would run KDE and Linux :P).

  128. While I agree that OS X should be opened.... by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 1

    Dvorak is still an ass. He's so anti-anything being opened, I wonder where his real agenda is?

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  129. Re:Better yet... by shadowmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why can't we just get a -5 Dvorak option?

    - shadowmatter

  130. Playing into Microsofts hand. by Conor+Turton · · Score: 1
    hat would make the battle between OS X and Linux the most interesting one on the computer scene. With all attention turned in that direction, there would be nothing Microsoft could do to stem a reversal of its fortunes

    Two minor niche OSes duking it out for a whopping 6-7% of the desktop market. The only result of this is that Joe Public still wouldn't care and it would make them even MORE likely to go Windows. In other words Microsoft could go back to making more money for even less effort.

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  131. Great, moron pundit offers stupid suggestions by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

    What passes for news these days...

    Here's the thing, OSX or Linux someday manage to become the dominant OS, I'll still probably stick with Windows simply because I want to actually be able to DO stuff with my computer without having to tell it how to do every little thing. They're nice enough OSes for non-technical users, but I need more power, sorry.

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  132. Mac OS ain't going away by Wansu · · Score: 1



    Many Mac users including myself like the fact that everything works prety well in OS X. We also like the unix underpinning. We like not having to mess with spybot and all that crap. I see little value in mucking up a perfectly good Mac by putting Windows on it. Apple would be crazy to ditch OS X, especially in favor of Windows.

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  133. dvorak advocates sucking monkey dick by AgNO3 · · Score: 1

    If it would get him hits and controversy he will. He does not really care about one thing he write and we should stop giving into him. Every time his story gets more hits his bosses love him for getting more ad revenue. STOP IT DONT LINK TO THIS CRAP. Its like the old saying if you just ignore him he will go away.

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  134. Man did I get it wrong. by nbahi15 · · Score: 1

    And I thought Apple switched to Intel because the only way to get their Mach kernel to run faster after exhausting every computer science trick in the book was to throw CPU cycles at it. And we all know that the G5 was not going to be available for laptops anytime soon. Let's face it Apple had to switch processors because the reality distortion field wasn't going to hold much longer. Check Anand Tech for the Linux vs. Mac OS X on PowerPC article. The Mach kernel is slow.

    Just by coincidence Apple knew that Intel had some amazing laptop capable processors in the pipe and decided to jump ship, Boot Camp, and the soon to be release virtualization products are just a sales tool to give a push to those people with misgivings about a Mac. "Don't worry you could always run Windows if you don't like OS X." I know I went through it myself when I bought my first PowerBook.

  135. I actually like Dvorak by Hits_B · · Score: 1

    He is a hell of a lot more entertaining than the drivel you basement-dwelling leachers spam slashdot with everyday. I think you are just jealous. True he doesn't say too much, but neither do you. And like it or not he has a bit more credibility. Your credibility = talking with your WOW gang-bang buddies. Now mod me Flamebait and go back to your Cheetos and inflatable doll.

  136. Dvorak is a microsoft zealot by jdragon · · Score: 1

    why not pit OS X against MS Vista which is being re-written to be more like OS X? The big picture here is the Mac's are starting to be the de-facto media center in homes, and Gates is very much aware of it.

  137. MOD UP!! by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    No kidding, it kills me to see slashdot supporting this guy.

    Nice Billy Madison quote BTW!

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  138. What is Dvorak smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And can he at least send me some so his articles start to make sense? ;-)

  139. Linux isn't the issue, is it? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Two open source software projects aiming at the same market, developing the same product?

    I predict that the winner will be the one who goes gold last. All you've got to do is take their version and up the ante! Now, can I run a company or write for a magazine?

    Seriously, wouldn't the big winner be the BSD projects?

    1. Re:Linux isn't the issue, is it? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Now, can I run a company or write for a magazine?

      No, but I foresee a promising career as a consultant!

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  140. Fool me twice, shame on me by Nitewing98 · · Score: 1

    I've been lured into reading Dvorak's Alzheimer's induced delusions too many times. I won't dignify his latest piece of flamebait with my valuable click. After all, the things he's written lately about Apple are so far from any kind of thoughtful analysis that I must conclude that he's only starting flame wars to get more clicks. Well, I for one won't give him the satisfaction.

    Perhaps if we organized a Dvorak boycott until he comes up with some real journalism, he'll either go back to writing real articles or dry up and blow away.

    And FWIW, OS X and Linux are already doing battle with Windows for marketshare. Unix (in all it's beautiful flavors-how's that for diversity in action?) is the only true alternative to Windows. And if the latest figures for the increases in Safari and Firefox's browser share (not to mention the increases in OS X penetration) are correct, and if Vista is the disaster that MS's employee blogs make it out to be, we are already looking at the decline of the Gates' Roman Empire.

    My prediction is that in years to come, this year will be marked as the year that Microsoft began to lose it's grip on the computer industry.

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  141. What a bonehead by danwesnor · · Score: 3, Insightful
    With all attention turned in that direction, there would be nothing Microsoft could do to stem a reversal of its fortunes.
    Except rake in the profits. If Apple loses quality control by going open source, their product won't meet the standards of their users. Also, it would be mere minutes before an open-source OS X was ported to run on non-Apple hardware, essenitally knocking themselves out of the computer business.
    Step 2: Determining functionality without risk.
    The definition of a public beta test.
    In other words, can the community at large live with the idea of Windows running on a Mac?
    Yes, they can, they've been doing it for a while through various emulators. Maybe if your head was someplace with a more panoramic view than the orifice where you usually keep it, you'd have noticed this.
    If the Windows test keeps going the way it's going, the results may indicate that Mac users are more likely to shift to Windows than we used to think.
    That's a baseless conclusion, and is based on the assumtion that Mac users don't really want to run OS X and are looking for an alternative, an assumption that we all know is wrong.
    But what will happen to Mac OS X?
    It's userbase will grow. That's what happens when you make a good product more useful to more people. I will not use the author's name because I think this article is nothing more than a publicity stunt. But I will give my opinion of him - he is one of those crusty old men hanging around your local computer club meetings waxing poetic about the days of DOS and trying to impress you with his library of obscure and outdated computer trivia ("In the old days, we used to print by copying the file to LPT1 on port 378h."). He has never been able to maintain an up-to-date understanding of what is going on in this industry. He is an anachronism.

    So Johnny, let me give give you a key insight you'll need to hold onto whenever you write anything about Apple: Jobs doesn't want to win, he wants to be the best.


    (PS - I do not and have never owned an Apple computer, so this is not fanboi crap.)
    1. Re:What a bonehead by be-fan · · Score: 1

      If Apple loses quality control by going open source, their product won't meet the standards of their users. Are you serious? Safari has crashed on me more times in six months than Konqueror ever did in a couple of years of using KDE.

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    2. Re:What a bonehead by danwesnor · · Score: 1

      Well, isn't constant crashing the quality Mac users have come to expect over the years? I have friends who've given their sad Macs a name. :)

      Maybe I should have said "consistent user experience Mac users have come to expect." There is a look and feel they expect, and that's hard to pull off with open source.

      Plus, how do you keep your new features a secret if you're giving so many outsiders access? Steve wants control over everything, including how new products are revealed to the public. Pretty widgets and black turtlenecks are all part of the Apple Mystique.

      What Boot Camp seeks to do is give those Windows users who would like to try a Mac, but have that one Windows-only app that they need (in my case, lspCAD - there is no Mac equivalent) a safety net when switching. It is not, as the Ziff-Davis commentator states, intended to ween Mac users off of Mac hardware.

  142. Who wants a two button trackpad, anyway? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    I can understand why people like multibutton mice (I do, too), but what is the appeal of a multibutton trackpad as compared to a single button and modifier keys like on the Macbooks? It's not like you are taking your hand away from the pointing device to reach the keyboard--the pad is right under the keyboard, anyway. And every time I have to twist my hand into that awkward position that lets me reach my thumb under my palm to reach the button I want on a two-button trackpad, I feel like I am risking repetitive motion disorder.

    So why to people want multibutton trackpads? Is it just inertia--the resistance of people to changing ingrained habits, even awkward and possibly harmful ones? Is there anybody who started out using a Mac style trackpad (one button with modifier keys) who actually prefers a two-button pad?

    1. Re:Who wants a two button trackpad, anyway? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      So why to people want multibutton trackpads? Is it just inertia--the resistance of people to changing ingrained habits, even awkward and possibly harmful ones? Is there anybody who started out using a Mac style trackpad (one button with modifier keys) who actually prefers a two-button pad?

      It might have something to do with all of those other OSes out there where having atleast a two button mouse/trackpad is a requirement to actually using OS effectively.

    2. Re:Who wants a two button trackpad, anyway? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      It might have something to do with all of those other OSes out there where having atleast a two button mouse/trackpad is a requirement to actually using OS effectively.

      Perhaps. But even on the Mac, I use the "right click" exclusively. It's just that with a trackpad I find it more convenient and comfortable to access that functionality with a shift key rather than twisting my thumb into an awkward position.

  143. As an actual XCode developer... by pestilence669 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Opensourcing Mac OS X is the number one way to make the operating system resemble Linux. Some people don't see this as bad, but let me explain. I love Linux.

    Mac OS X is much more than the Kernel and UNIX command-line and X11. It's a substantial part, that already is opensourced as Darwin. The real value in Mac OS for developers is the incredibly elegant framework built on very high-level components.

    Core Data, Core Image, Core Video, Applescript, XCode, QuickTime, Speech, Finder, Aqua, Quartz Extreme, Cocoa Bundles & NIBS... There's a lot to this O/S and it's not something you can just "open" at any time.

    There are innumerable software license restrictions in the video CODECS for QuickTime alone. Display PDF? Unless Adobe wants to open source PDF, that just won't happen. This is one of the nicest features of Mac OS. Fonts and vectors actually render as they'll print. Mac users take it for granted. Windows gets this feature in 2007, but no one's asking Microsoft to opensource Windows or ship a stripped down "free" version.

    MacOS stands apart, in part, due to its bullish resistance to what everyone else is doing. Opening the code invites pressure to conform, the absolute worst thing that can happen to this OS. Apple has always been an innovator and is often ahead of the rest of the industry.

    I fear that an open source community would pressure Apple to abandon the very things that make the OS unique and cutting edge. Their proprietary solutions make for great software.

    I can tell you:

    As an Objective C (Cocoa) developer, the memory management woes of C++ are long gone. Network communications are so simple, I feel dumb for ever using sockets. Message delegation is a feature so powerfully simple, it allows me to write a fraction of code for the same functionality.

    To use Mac OS effectively, you really do need to "think different." The Frameworks make extensive use of generics and design patterns... something Microsoft has only started to embrace in their new toolsets.

    When I look at Linux, it's not even close. It's not an end-user OS and never will be without the very things that makes Mac OS what it is. Linux lacks a decent GUI and productivity tools... even the support of commercial development as a whole.

    I don't dislike Linux at all. I use Linux and/or BSD for almost everything... embedded hardware, servers, and even light day-to-day tasks. It's just very raw and continues to be a tad hardcore.

    Linux is largely C-based. The talent, Dvorak suggests should be tapped, is composed of mostly C developers. The OS is built completely different than one that uses C++ or Objective C as its primary language.

    What makes Dvoraks' comments silly, is that there simply isn't a community of good object oriented developers in open source that aren't already actively working on very important projects. I would much rather that some of them finish Eclipse, instead of helping Apple. I think Apple has a handle on it already.

    Dvorak is a militant Windows user. He pokes and prods the Apple community. His predictions are meant only to antagonize Apple users.

  144. Total BS yourself. by expro · · Score: 1

    I can point you to the BBB case I filed against them that has been stagnating for months. You were lucky, I was not. This is not the first failure they refused or were reluctant to fix.

    1. Re:Total BS yourself. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Same story as above. My extended Applecare paid for itself three times over, at least. Maybe you posted too many flamebaits, trolls, and redundancies to slashdot and built up some bad karma.

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  145. Imminent Death of Apple predicted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jpegs at 11.

    J.C. Dvorak is a professional Windows shill who's been claiming that Macs will die out on a regular basis for the last 15 years.

    I'm not holding my breath for any of his wild-ass predictions; he's wrong so much more often than he's right, and he's very inflamatory: if he were on Usenet, he'd be a troll.
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  146. replying to sig... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

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  147. Charge and compete with Windows by syntap · · Score: 0

    Rather than give it away and compete with Linux, why not do what Jobs would probably prefer, which is take on Windows in their own primary hardware platform? Charge $49 for a boxed OS and offer some support. Maybe bundle it as a $30 addon to iPods.

  148. Re:Mod up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excellent post, though I thought this posting also puts a good case. Ultimately, it's hard to see why Apple would open source OS X, whether you feel that it's the feather in their cap, or the doomed OS, to be replaced by Vista at a future date.

  149. Is this guy on drugs now or what? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If one looks closely the core OS IS already open.. Its the interface that isnt, and dont hold your breath on that ever happening.

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  150. Calling Dr. Freud. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    Kind of like somebody who works for a right-wing Christian organization and spends all their time raving about homosexuals. After a certain amount of time, you really start to wonder why they're so fixed on that one topic.

    In Dvorak's case, I'd say he's writing in order to punish himself for the dreams he has. Dreams filled with smooth, glossy, white cases; windows with the close-widget lustily positioned on the left side; dark twisted dreams, somewhere in the dirtiest corners of his mind, of a mouse without any buttons.

    It's really just public self-flagellation, products of someone deeply in denial.

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    1. Re:Calling Dr. Freud. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Ah, if only he would just tie a beige box (with sharp corners) to a rope and beat himself with it in private like self-respecting folk do.

    2. Re:Calling Dr. Freud. by yurnotsoeviltwin · · Score: 1

      There's actually a very close relationship between good ol' Freud and Dvorak - they both smoke(d) enough crack on a daily basis to kill a small horse.

  151. Erm... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Linux manages to pull this off just fine. Yes, I compile my own kernel, so what? The stock kernel would work just fine on my hardware -- in fact, it'd work just fine on 98% of the computers in the world. And if it came preinstalled, who cares if they compiled a separate kernel for the remaining 2%?

    No, the problem is, Apple is scared shitless of direct competition with MS, so they're easing into it. Notice how Boot Camp is "unsupported", so no one can really complain if they just pull it? Hell, maybe they're planning to do just that -- discontinue Boot Camp in return for a sizable chunk of the ol' MS war chest.

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  152. What a fucking moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we just ignore this attention whore Dvorak please?

    Reminds me of the Buck Henry SNL skit where he ran the radio show. He said sensible shit, no one listened. He had to say ridiculous things to get people to call in. Same thing.

  153. Don't drink and write! by derubergeek · · Score: 1
    Okay, realistically the only thing that makes sense is that Dvorak felt lonely and needed to feel the nice warmth of a bunch of page hits (and ad revenue). Or maybe he really is a complete moron.

    Regardless, I'd still like to see a DV-chip that a) requires Dvorak to pass a breathalyzer before being allowed to write any articles and b) requires readers to pass a breathalyzer before being allowed to view his articles.

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  154. Apt by drix · · Score: 2, Funny

    "In many ways, this is just insane rambling, but it's certainly entertaining on some levels."

    Wait, so you're referring to just this one column, or the entire Dvorak corpus? :)

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  155. Dvorak is a genius by ravee · · Score: 1

    He is a person who has mastered the art of getting people to read what ever gibberish he writes. This is a mark of a true professional writer. There are people to lap up any article he throws at them. And such people are on the rise. :)

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  156. Jobs is more important than Marx, Lenin or Castro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He didn't revoke gravity or overthrow Batista or map the genome or teach Indonesian children to hate the USA and embrace terrorism.

    Pretty comical, that. The guy who overthrew Batista is the last tottering relic of an ideology that now lies on the dung heap of history. The legacy of Steve Jobs is going to last a hell of a lot longer than the legacy of Karl Marx and Fidel Castro, in every metric except dead bodies and human suffering.

  157. Summarizing Dvorwacky by planetfinder · · Score: 1

    woob-woob-woo-woo-woo

  158. You are almost making me glad they refused to fix. by expro · · Score: 1

    where it turned out that they had miss-filed the serial number and so they would not repair it under warranty

    I have the extended warranty, which the store clearly verified (they claimed that they would not fix it because a key would only snap off under severe abuse), and now that the BBB complaint went to Apple, they are claiming that my PB was not under warranty at all.

    Any Apple hardware advantage is a complete myth, but mine has only spent a few weeks at Apple. Your story is almost making me glad to sacrifice my down-arrow key just to not give them another crack at screwing it up worse.

  159. Lets' open source Dvorak by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Does Dvorak just not get the point? People buy Macs to run OS X. Sure, it will be nice to be able to boot into Windows if you have that app or two that you just cannot do without and has no equivalent on the Mac. Does he really think people will start buying Macs, then buying a full copy of XP just to run Windows?

    Bootcamp gives the user considering a Mac but holding back because of some app that is only available on Windows the opportunity to still use a Mac. Maybe it's the home user who has his telescope or midi software connected to her PC and doesn't care for the Mac offerings or can't afford to purchase them. Maybe it's the guy or gal who just wants to come home and be able to play all of those PC games they accumulated. Maybe it's the business user or student who has the specialized piece of software that really does require Windows and it isn't an option to use anything else. It really doesn't matter who it is or why. Bootcamp doesn't signify that OS X is in trouble, it recognizes that there are legitimate reasons why some people don't consider a Mac and attempts to rectify it.

    If Dvorak were open sourced, maybe he wouldn't be so closed minded about Apple.

  160. YHBT(BD). HAND. by astrosmash · · Score: 1

    Attention Slashdot readers.

    You have been trolled (by Dvorak). Have a nice day.

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  161. Re:Jobs is more important than Marx, Lenin or Cast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That is some fancy bullshit talk. Let me guess ... second year undergrad? Keep trying -- you'll sound wise when you are so.

  162. Nothing whatsoever, nor did I claim it would. by expro · · Score: 1

    Apple doesn't join because they are past caring, so why would they care about a few complaints, and filing is just a way to show how bad they are. Apple has already tried to make it go away without addressing it. But if everyone who experienced their substandard hardware and service filed a complaint, though, it might start making a difference and give a reference point of formally-filed complaints.

    Something to stave off the Apple Fanboys with next time they start trying to convince someone that Apple is a good decision from a hardware perspective.

  163. Dvorak! Are we still talking about this guy? by maxrate · · Score: 1

    /. maintainers should filter their system for 'dvorak' and send to dev null

  164. LOL by Tatsh · · Score: 1

    I'd use OS X! Fuck Windows and Linux!

  165. If you're going to talk logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to Slashdotters, at least use something we can understand

      BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
                she is a witch.
        CROWD: Are there? What are they?
        BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
        VILLAGER #2: Burn!
        CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
        BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
        VILLAGER #1: More witches!
        VILLAGER #2: Wood!
        BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
                [pause]
        VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
        BEDEMIR: Good!
        CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
        BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
        VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
        BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
        VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
        BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
        VILLAGER #1: No, no.
        VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
        VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
        CROWD: The pond!
        BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
        VILLAGER #1: Bread!
        VILLAGER #2: Apples!
        VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
        VILLAGER #1: Cider!
        VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
        VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
        VILLAGER #2: Mud!
        VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
        VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
        ARTHUR: A duck.
        CROWD: Oooh.
        BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
        VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
        BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
        VILLAGER #1: A witch!

  166. Re:Jobs is more important than Marx, Lenin or Cast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Pretty comical, that. The guy who overthrew Batista is the last tottering relic of an ideology that now lies on the dung heap of history. The legacy of Steve Jobs is going to last a hell of a lot longer than the legacy of Karl Marx and Fidel Castro, in every metric except dead bodies and human suffering."

    Now for a reading from the book of of Jobadiah:

    Hail Steve Jobs/Full of Darwin/The iPod be with you/Blessed art thou among CEOs/and blessed is the cocoa/of thy womb, Steve Jobs/Holy Jobs/Father of Computing/Pray for us Mac users/now and at the time of our conversion to Windows

    This is the word of our Lord

    Amen

  167. Why not go all the way... by heisencat · · Score: 1
    ...and help perfect Darwine? Then bundle it into OS X.

    Just imagine: in the near future, you could buy a Mac, and you'd get the beautiful GUI, the rock-solid stability of Unix, and the ability to run all your old Windows apps.

    And Steve Jobs finally defeats Bill Gates for good. Lovely.

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  168. because... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    I also manage a campus with 40 macs and 20 windows machines - and after a week of forgotten passwords, blue screens, hunting rogue networks, unpatched xp, 98, me, 95, and requests to reboot the occasional etch-a-sketch, the only words left for the ibook / tiger experience are all in that neighborhood. it's the contrast between using computers to solv what's wring with the computers vs. using them to get my life and work actually done!

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  169. I wasn't sure if it was an ad... by dotjerky · · Score: 1

    try { give_technical_help() } catch (exception person_clueless) {...

  170. It's just insane rambling. by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    There really wasn't any need to comment further.

  171. Zonk, you're fired!!! by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    I hereby reiterate my call to fire Zonk. Another Dvorak piece that is completely absurd and absolutely illogical posted by the one and only. I felt my IQ points evaporating away as I read each sentence. Man, I can't even finish this damn post. So, Zonk YOU'RE FIRED

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  172. Article Moderation by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Why are we still posting this shite? When are we getting article moderating like Digg and Reddit? Why do I care about tagging and /.'s other recent feature experiments when article moderation is the only one that would make a difference to the content quality here? Why am I wasting my time responding to this?

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  173. So... by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 0

    Tell me who you are who are so wise in the ways of science?

  174. How to get a job like his: by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    Apply for a position as a /. editor.

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  175. he bought /. by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    and , * ) Th3Re iS sOmetHinG (& fUny w/ MY KEwBOard%

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  176. Clueless by cookiej · · Score: 1

    Did they run the competitions' OS as well?

    Just to clue you in, you can hang just about any USB device off the Macs, intel or otherwise. I'm currently running a USB DVI KVM that hooks to both the MBP and a PC. For my keyboard and mouse, I'm using a Logitech DiNovo Media Desktop which uses a USB Bluetooth hub. The bluetooth keyboard and mouse pair with the hub and then are shared between the PC and MBP.

    It was like pulling (blue)teeth to get the PC to function correctly. Both my original Mini and the MBP... just worked. No drivers.

    So, no "special hardware" required.

    The truth is that SGI software blew. They had the hardware right, just not the software.

    I spend so much less time now maintaining the hardware (let alone worrying about maintaing the hardware) it isn't even funny. Do I run Disk Utility after major updates? Absolutely. I still do maintenance, just not as much as before. I am not sure I really need to do it but it's hard to stop cold-turkey.

  177. Don't worry, Mr Anonymous, they can't force you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, Mr Anonymous, they can't force your company to honor its
    warranties or improve their hardware.

  178. Are all Apple users drug addicts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iPod is in no way a superior product to any of the cheaper, more rugged mp3 units out there. Period. To claim otherwise is irrational.

  179. Oh, right.... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    ...that would be the other job where you get paid for starting flamewars with stupid utterances and writings.

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  180. NewsFlash by palndron · · Score: 1

    Dvorak says something stupid, well that's not news, but in saying something stupid about making something open source, garners actual support.

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    1. Re:NewsFlash by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so quick to label his comment stupid simply because it is improbable (impossible, anyone?). He has a point. Obviously Apple values its hardware business much more than its software business. Since its beginning, Apple has developed killer software but been very picky as to which hardware will run it. It cost Jobs and Woz big back in the day, and it has the potential to again. If not for Mr. iPod, Apple couldn't be reporting nearly this level of success. If they released their operating system to all x86 machines they could. At this point I think Apple should keep its OS as is. That said, I can definitely foresee a possible Dvorackian outcome (Novell SuSE, anyone?). Of course, Apple would have to be conservative about what they consider "OS". Preinstalled apps like GarageBand and iMovie would still cost. I figure Apple has much of the core OS built on BSD anyway, why not have the Unix wars? BSD v. Linux. Hell, M$ is not in it, everyone wins.

  181. blah blah blah, keep your hopes up, Macentologists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From a post above yours:

    Unlike fashion markets, the computer industry has real, measurable benchmarks.
  182. Apple+Google? by jhscott · · Score: 1

    Pie in the sky - if not for the culture clash, would it make sense for Google and Apple to merge? I see a chance for Google to grab the rest of the consumer "stack" - e.g., Apple hardware. This could hedge against a decline in ad revenue. Apple would get a real web presence and web application expertise. You could call it Goople. Thoughts?

  183. Just for the record. by Coleco · · Score: 1

    People buy macs to use OSX, it's just that good. I have a PC to play games, everything else I do on my ibook. Dvorak likes to mention this running windows on a mac is bad thing.. this is stupid. The reason why it's a good idea to let people run windows on a mac is because it will get the fence sitters.. ie "I *would* buy a mac but I need windows for some things" to buy a mac then they'll just use mac OSX all the time because it's just that good. The whole OSX should be open source makes no sense because OSX is far better than any other unix operating system. It's better but you have to pay for it. Duh.

    Yeah I'm sure that Microsoft is spending money reverse engineering and pulling apart OSX code for some reason. Double duh.

    This guy should not be allowed to write about an operating system he has obviously never used.

  184. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dvorak is a fucking idiot.

  185. Re:Jobs is more important than Marx, Lenin or Cast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bullshit.

  186. Re:Then why do new buyers spend all their time in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Informative" my ass. I absolutely do not believe any of this. Notice how the posting is AC and no name is given for the board, etc.

  187. the subtle nuance by SethJohnson · · Score: 1



    The difference being that now Thinkpads are constructed AND designed in China.

    Seth

  188. Moronicity by doc_buzzard · · Score: 1

    Why in god's name would I even bother to consider purchasing an expensive Mac computer in order to run Windows? The whole idea is just plain absurd! The way I see it, Apple will continue to make new and (hopefully) improved versions of OSX and hardware. If Apple does give up on its operating system for Windows, I will never buy anything from that company again -- ever.

  189. Here's how to look at it. by Bluephonic · · Score: 1

    Dvorak isn't a shitty writer of technology journalism. He's a brilliant writer of technology fanfic.

  190. K5ARP, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please come home. We miss you.

  191. A-Whaaa? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
    If Apple were to GPL OS X couldn't linux distros just absorb Cocoa and what-not into their codebase? Or just the bits of it they need?

    Doesnt seem like there would be a competition so much as a merger.

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  192. Spelling counts for something by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Is this guy just throwing darts at a board with theoretical possibilities to come up with this stuff?

    Not to be a spelling Nazi, but I think you misspelled "picking at his crack and pulling shit out of his ass".

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  193. Redundant by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    How many times do you need to repost your tale of woe? I got it the first two times. You had a bad experience, you won't buy Apple products again, and you want to either warn others off or do your little bit to damage Apple's reputation. Well and good, but is it necessary to drive the point into the ground on multiple posts on the same story?

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  194. Why would MS care? by rockhome · · Score: 1

    As long as Microsoft are selling software, they could probably care less where it goes. Sales figures are sales figures.

    If there is a virtualization layer in Mac OS that allows seemles integration with Windows, somebody, somewhere is going to need to hand MS some cash for the Windows license.

  195. Put down the crack pipe. by argent · · Score: 1

    The reason Apple is 'so great' is because they control the whole experience. What you are buying is the hardware + apps +OS.

    Put down the crack pipe.

    The reason Apple is great is primarily because they have great software and they control the software environment. Their hardware is and has always been a crapshoot, and they don't even have that good a track record of designing their hardware to best take advantage of their software.

    If you get what Dan Knight calls a "Road Apple", Apple's control of the whole experience makes you feel like you're in the hands of a clumsy dominatrix.

  196. You really didn't get it, did you. by expro · · Score: 1

    They have no credibility when they refuse simple legitimate claims, and it is clear I am not the only one having such problems. The coontinuously-reappearing Apple claims that they have worthwhile hardware needs to be answered whenever it arises.

    So you had repairs amounting to over a thousand dollars (assuming the 300+ price tag for a Powerbook extended warranty, which you claim in one of your other posts to this same topic paid for itself three times over at least)? Sounds like a seriously defective machine to me, just like they are selling to others. Yet you have no sympathy for others who have not had the same success getting the defects fixed

  197. Re:Jobs is more important than Marx, Lenin or Cast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Pretty comical, that. The guy who overthrew Batista is the last tottering relic of an ideology that now lies on the dung heap of history. The legacy of Steve Jobs is going to last a hell of a lot longer than the legacy of Karl Marx and Fidel Castro, in every metric except dead bodies and human suffering.
    These things don't matter to Jobs-worsippers? Explains a lot!
  198. Ah but don't forget... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    Jobs was the one who said he saw absolutely *no* need for ever producing a colour version of the Mac...

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  199. Sigh by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

    There's now well over 400 posts on this silly topic, started by the deliberate provocateur. Why would Apple want to "compete" with Linux? They're our sister OS! Market share is there for the taking from Windows. Savvy computer geeks will configure their Linux boxes the way they want. Good for 'em. Mom and Pop and the local retail store don't want to do that, even though it's cheaper. You have to know too much! Is Darwin not open source?

  200. Tagging Beta by Pfhreak · · Score: 1

    [+] troll, stupid, moron, dvorak, idiot (tagging beta)

    Looks to me like the tagging is working pretty well these days.

    I think one of my previous posts sums up Dvorak pretty well.

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  201. I keep seeing this same stupid statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep seeing this same stupid statement...

    "Apple makes money on hardware. If people can get the Apple experience on cheaper hardware like they did in the clone days, then Apple has a serious problem."

    This is just assinine. Look at the quarterly 10K filings on Edgar online.

    Even though the numbers do not include numbers for new machines that come with MacOS X, the unit sales of the last two releases have paid for all of the software development organization costs, including the software that's not very profitable in itself.

    If aApple were to break into a hardware and a software company and bill-back tothe hardware company the per unit costs for MacOS X, and at the same time, license MacOS X on third party hardware with stringent component requirements to keep down unit costs (think "Dell" or "HP" - "HP" already licensed the iPod from Apple), the Software division would likely quickly overshadow the hardware division in profit.

    Remember that part of the profit per unit that's currently accounted as hardware would end up moving over to software. Even if this is only $99/unit (a steeply discounted price for a non-upgrade version of MacOS X), you are talking at least 5% per unit of the price of a new MacBoo Pro being software. If you use the standard COGS calculation of 2x COGS = cost to consumer, then you are closer to 10% (and for a PPC Mac Mini, even without COGS, you are talking 1/6th the price of the box).

    There's no question in my mind that Apple could sell MacOS X into a controlled component hardware market - even if it was a subset of the total product line of a given vendor to limit the driver/support profile), and the software sales would -VASTLY- ivershadow what Apple currently makes from hardware sales, even if you keep the inflated numbers that don't subtract out the pre-loaded software costs.

    -AC

  202. Mod Parent and Grand Parent +1 Offtopic by telbij · · Score: 1

    Damn, that was the best non-sequiter thread I've ever started.