User: tech_fixer

I can see it now...

On: Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants

Coming this summer to a theatre near you:
Texas Zombie Ant Chainsaw Massacre!

How's that for a mashup?

Re:Uh Oh

On: Challenges Ahead In Final Hubble Servicing Mission

Or it may have experienced a Kernel Panic when a faulty driver tried to KILL init.

Re:Complete bullshit

On: New Pattern Found In Prime Numbers

I also agree this is complete bull. The only mathematical fact I hold to be true is that 3 is the Magic Number.

Re:Covered By Twenty Percent of the Bill of Rights

On: Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon

From the headline only, I honestly thought it was about Bill Gates deeming Google marketing blogs a weapon.

Re:At the same time...

On: Apple Snags Former Xbox Exec

...commonly known as the Poisoned Red Apple.