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  1. Re:Not until someone dies. on The Next Arms Race: Cyberweapons · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem I have with the "cyber weapons" terminology is that they are weapons which do not kill anyone. Not that that is a bad thing.

    They could be made to kill people. Your local hospital is probably still running WinNT/2k on a lot of their equipment. Think of all the trouble one could cause for a nation if you infected their hospitals. Talk about a terror attack...

  2. Re:Cant the US just buy a majority stake in MS on The Next Arms Race: Cyberweapons · · Score: 2

    And push out an update installing a govt operated backdoor to all Windows computers
    That update can be disguised as some benign functionality
    Similarly buy Canonical for Ubuntu and a few more major players

    Https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSAKEY

  3. Re:Kernel Panic: Penguins on the bus... on Ask Slashdot: How Long Should Devs Support Software Written For Clients? · · Score: 1

    This is slashdot... Making wild claims with no proof or citation is our god given right handed down by the Admins to the faithful. No one questions it until it goes against the groupthink that is so prevalent here. The point of my trolling was to highlight how fucking pathetic everyone is and how slashdot is no different from a bible study site. I see so many 5+ informative posts that are flat out wrong with -1 off-topic correct information being ignored. People on here think they are smarter than normal people but the truth is they are not. In fact people here are probably less intelligent overall than an average person on the street. Just because you are good at one thing does not make you special and smart. It just makes you 'special'.

  4. Re:Kernel Panic: Penguins on the bus... on Ask Slashdot: How Long Should Devs Support Software Written For Clients? · · Score: 0

    I'm not the original AC.

    I also crap rainbows and piss liquid gold.

    If you're going to take the time to say you have sources you should probably post them.

    No not really.. that's what goggle is for you stupid son of a bitch. Your mother is a whore and all that...

  5. Re:Kernel Panic: Penguins on the bus... on Ask Slashdot: How Long Should Devs Support Software Written For Clients? · · Score: 1

    Any source for this?

    Yes I have several...

  6. Alert! PSA Required... on FBI Used FedEx To Sneak Dotcom's Hard Drives Out of NZ · · Score: 1

    Hey FBI G-Men! - DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY!!! brought to you by the SIIA.

  7. Kernel Panic: Penguins on the bus... on Ask Slashdot: How Long Should Devs Support Software Written For Clients? · · Score: 1

    The EU tends to think 2 years for bugs... I think you should have really thought about this before writing the first line of code but hey it's not like this could end in a lawsuit or a reputation problem or anything...

  8. Re:Usefulness? on Grad Student Wins Alan Alda's Flame Challenge · · Score: 1
  9. Re:What about genomic testing before marriage/mati on Sequencing the Unborn · · Score: 1

    yes.... There is a 100% chance that it will be law in the US in the next 30 years. Go ahead and add in the predictors for aggression and aversion to authority and you have the perfect country of slaves for our 400 masters. It will look something like this only slightly updated... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6ozLpNr3Q

  10. Re:Usefulness? on Grad Student Wins Alan Alda's Flame Challenge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mankind has learned and used fire for over 100,000 yrs without needing to explain in words to a 10-12 year old something that is best grasped through the senses.

    Pretty sure the number you where looking for was 6000... 6000 years.... your welcome...

  11. Re:Sooo on Fighting Counterfeiters With Quantum Money · · Score: 1

    Before you look at it, it's in a quantum superposition of counterfit and authentic states. Looking at the bill collapses that superposition into being actually counterfit or authentic.

    Let me guess, it always collapses into the counterfeit state...

  12. Sooo on Fighting Counterfeiters With Quantum Money · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What happens when someone needs to look at the money to verify it's not counterfeit?

  13. Re:DHS in charge of cybersecurity?? on White House Announces Initiative To Fight Botnets · · Score: 2

    If by chance they also offer help with remedial spelling then you may profit from such a program!

    No the government doesn't help with that sort of education.

  14. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. on Twitter Bomb Joke Case Rolls Back Into UK Courts · · Score: 1

    I'm LostCluster but I lost my password to that user. Hey Slashdot, how about helping me get it back!

    I just talked with LostCluster1.0 and he IS the real deal... I can't believe someone like LostCluster2.0 would try this shit. Doesn't he know he could face prison time for claiming such crap? It's fucked up and I've sent a copy of my concerns to Interpol... O and for anyone who doesn't know today is 'WireTap Wednesday' Buy one get ten free!!

  15. Re:DHS in charge of cybersecurity?? on White House Announces Initiative To Fight Botnets · · Score: 0

    I feel safer already.

    Their with the government... Their here to help...
    Now why don't you have a seat over there while they tabulate the ravenous fines and prison sentence for having a copy of 'Hackers - The Movie'.

  16. Re:So the BSA is leading the charge on White House Announces Initiative To Fight Botnets · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sounds like just the kind of jobs program a Republican could support!

    Who needs all that when I can just install CleanMyPC.com and have a faster computer with more memory and faster Internet speeds.

  17. Re:Papers please on VA Governor Wants Military Drones For Police · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but it's not normally considered to mean "violators will be stopped with hellfire missiles", although apparently nobody has told the VA governor this.

    Well now you know, bring your anti-aircraft sams. Can't afford them? That's your problem. It's a brave new world of greed and fear of death from above for the poor. Which is you... yes you... if you ain't in the top 400 than you're poor and your life has no purpose other than to serve the glorious elite.

  18. Re:Papers please on VA Governor Wants Military Drones For Police · · Score: 2

    You make a joke but as someone who has lived in Virginia there are signs everywhere that say 'speed limit enforced by aircraft'

  19. Re:Technicolor was American, not French on Technicolor Takes Aim At Apple, Samsung, Others for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    Do all dead or dying American corporations end-up French?
    - Technicolor
    - Atari
    - Commodore
    - Amiga
    - ???

    Did the html mangle your profit meme or has it been patented?

  20. Re:late to the party on Mathematicians Show Why Bubbles Sink in Nitrogen-Infused Stouts · · Score: 1

    The Australians figured it out 12 years ago

    http://science.slashdot.org/story/00/01/11/2156213/why-bubbles-in-guinness-fall

    Yes but the math starts getting real dense midway in just about the time the author starts using 'yourmothersawhore' as a delta function. The last few pages seem to be completely unrelated work on chaos theory but I'm not sure that was intentional.

  21. Re:DO NOT on Mathematicians Show Why Bubbles Sink in Nitrogen-Infused Stouts · · Score: 1

    Do not touch pint glass with anti-pint glass in remaining space/time...

  22. Re:Really? on LG Aims To Beat Apple's Retina Display · · Score: 1

    So, basically, go back to wearing funny hoods and burning crosses, ae1294. That old DNA sure is no friend to the John Birch Society.

    Perfect... thank you...

  23. Re:what happen? on Twitter Bomb Joke Case Rolls Back Into UK Courts · · Score: 1

    Lets check the twitter transcript.

    Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    Operator: Main screen turn on.
    CATS: All your base are belong to us.
    CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
    Captain: For great justice.

    Yes it looks like it was some kind of setup although I am not sure how to translate twitter twatter.

  24. Re:Cool tech, but on LG Aims To Beat Apple's Retina Display · · Score: 1

    Then I suspect there are no white people.

    That's what the republicans keep trying to warn us about!

  25. Re:New Rule: Mark your jokes. on Twitter Bomb Joke Case Rolls Back Into UK Courts · · Score: 1

    This is so easy... leave some emoticon, shorthand, or just plain the word "Joke" to mark all jokes so they don't get taken the wrong way.

    LostCluster2.0 is a dead tween.