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  1. Re:Might be good.... on Space Invaders: The Movie · · Score: 1

    If they somehow manage to bring the iconic "Invaders" style to the big screen in a way that leaves it recognizable but not looking completly outdated, this might result in a truly outstanding movie. Regardless of the plot. You know, some completly new visual style like what Matrix gave us.

    Yeah what he said.... and 3D!

  2. Re:Think of how many terrorists he stopped though! on TSA Employee Stole $50k Worth of Electronics · · Score: 4, Funny

    Think of how many terrorists he stopped though!

    Yeah those apple lovers piss me off too!

  3. Re:Horribly Summary on Company Fined €25,000 For Altering Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? I'm sure they'd rather be called "crewman" than "it".

    seamen is still ok...

  4. Re:Air Gap? on Military and Government E-mails Compromised · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm prior military and prior government contractor. This information is not classified, restricted, or confidential; however, further detail is.

    Well can you point me to a torrent with all those details?

  5. Re:just because on Nebraska Nuclear Plant Flood Defenses Tested · · Score: 1

    It gets you closer to the Guy in the sky?

    So does blacklung.. RETURN;

  6. Re:So.. on LulzSec Posts First Secret Document Dump · · Score: 1

    ah Sisyphus I knew him well....

  7. Re:Consulting opportunity on How One Man Helps Keep Game Controllers Accessible · · Score: 1

    No problem. I will be happy to drop by and consult with your wife as to how she should best use her mouth.

    For a reasonable weekly fee, I'm sure it will only take maybe six months to a year for her to master the techniques I have to teach her.

    I know everyone is thinking this is a sex joke but 'davester666' takes gaming extremely seriously and is also the Korean World Champion of Star-Craft...

  8. Re:Fuel is great but... on Researchers Find Wood-Digesting Enzyme In Bacteria · · Score: 1

    ... how much longer until I can get a biological upgrade and just digest wood?

    You Require More Vespene Gas!

  9. sooo on Checkpoint of the Future Coming Soon To Airports · · Score: 4, Funny

    They got the idea from total recall then?

  10. Re:Ultracapacitors on Will Graphene Revolutionize the 21st Century? · · Score: 1

    100k farads? Just how big are these things!?

    Too big to touch to your tong I'm afraid...

  11. Re:One more thing they should have asked for on Righthaven Hit With Class Action Counterclaim · · Score: 1

    I insist on standardizing on the procedure that I have proposed for Microsoft -- a river of blood flowing between hills made of crushed bones of all employees, topped with skulls of executives.

    Torgo's Executive Powder(tm)

  12. Re:why GRUB? on GRUB 1.99 Released With Support For ZFS and BtrFS · · Score: 1

    My distro ditched LILO a while ago and I miss it terribly. A simple conf file. What more could you ask?

    Blackjack, Hookers and Blow; provided by the maintainers.

  13. Re:Both good and bad news... on Zeus Crimeware Kit Source Code Leaked · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that you keep the product managers and marketing from feature bombing you 3 days from code complete by employing some magical force barrier? DO WANT!

    No.. they just won't let us leave until it's finished.

  14. Re:Both good and bad news... on Zeus Crimeware Kit Source Code Leaked · · Score: 1

    My company is on it...after a year through our processes, zeus will be so broken and useless no one will want to use it.

    A year? WOW we only get three months per project! Where do you work?

  15. Re:Just Like Hearings About The Economic Collapse on Apple Discusses iOS Privacy Issues Before Congress · · Score: 1

    Wall Street execs that literally raped this country out of trillions of dollars

    That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    I'm not 100% sure but I think it fits in this case...

  16. Re:im glad im not the only one on Poisoned Google Image Searches Becoming a Problem · · Score: 1

    I was looking up images for a VP shunt when I came across a few poisoned links. I got scared for a minute because just hovering over the image triggered the payload for one of them

    That's why I've spent years building up a tolerance to poison links...

  17. Re:Anon... on Sony Officially Blames Anonymous For PSN Hack · · Score: 1

    *** Tachyon Transmission from the future ***

    4CHAIN Domains seized by ICE after Seal Team 6 RAID, moot is DEAD!"

  18. The real killer on Sony Officially Blames Anonymous For PSN Hack · · Score: 1

    I just the FBI an anonymous tip about Anonymous!

  19. Re:Stupid on Sony Officially Blames Anonymous For PSN Hack · · Score: 1

    Hacker group?
    Oh please, give me a break, there are two people, at best, who can be called a hacker on 4chan.

    Better include moot in that or you're gonna get perm-banned!

  20. Re:So, how anal rape tastes, sony? Aha? on Sony Officially Blames Anonymous For PSN Hack · · Score: 1

    Well, as long as the ends justify the means. Who cares about collateral damage anyway? In the end, all that really matters is whether people come around to your point of view.

    Quoted from "The U.S. Governments Guide To Foreign Affairs", page 2

  21. Re:Game Over on VMware Causes Second Outage While Recovering From First · · Score: 1

    You don't know what you're talking about but that's ok.

    Enlighten us...

  22. Re:2,500 years on Comet Hale-Bopp 'Frozen To Death' · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Do you like niggers?

    Do you like gays?

    Do you like gay niggers?

    If you answered "no" to any of the above, you're a racist, a homophobe, or both. You fucking bigot.

    I answer both yes and no to each question... sooo what exactly does that make me then?

  23. 2,500 years on Comet Hale-Bopp 'Frozen To Death' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow that's a long time to wait for the mothership to return... I might as well just end it all now. Drinking the flavor-aid and all...

  24. Re:Game Over on VMware Causes Second Outage While Recovering From First · · Score: 1

    Cloud is just a term. Everything is in the net nowadays. Same problems exists even if we don't call it Cloud.
    Managing of service is just too easy when one key press can cause this kind of damage. They need more redundancy both for infrastructure and management.

    Bullshit. One keypunch doesn't cause this unless shit is being run by people who shouldn't be any-ware near a server.

    By taking all of the various sites and services for hundreds of companies and condensing them into one two or even three buildings you create the exact opposite of what the Internet was designed to be in the first place, which is decentralised. You also remove accountability for the people who are running the show. People stop being able to see the forest from the trees and you end up with more down time and massive outages that just should not happen. You also create security nightmares that I truly can't understand how anyone is alright with.

    The cloud is not your friend. Hire some good people, buy your hardware and deal with shit properly. Don't expect Amazon or VMware to give a shit when they misplace your database or some other god awful thing. You can expect to get a coupon for one free cheeseburger after dealing with support for weeks...

  25. Game Over on VMware Causes Second Outage While Recovering From First · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cloud is a lie. Would the next marketing buzz world please come on down!