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  1. Hey!! on Sony: 10 Million Credit Cards May Have Been Exposed · · Score: 0, Troll

    When is the Playstation 4 coming out!! OMG I want one NOW!

  2. Re:Bureaucrats on Department of Justice: FBI Too Focused On Child Porn · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what you are talking about...

    I think he's advocating the murder of those with certain non-mainstream tastes.

    Are you sure??? There are lots of variables in his argument and I'm not sure the math works...

  3. Re:Bureaucrats on Department of Justice: FBI Too Focused On Child Porn · · Score: 1

    Person A rapes a 7 year old or an 18 year old or a 40 year old. Person B films this act. Person C watches and enjoys the violence in the film. Who gives a damn if it's a crime or not...Enjoying the rape is just plain sick. But I guess in someones demented thought process, it's just one of those freedoms we need to have and protect? It's a wonderful world we live in. Person A and B should be in jail. Person C? That sicko needs help...off a tall cliff. We have no need for "them kind" in this world.

    I have no idea what you are talking about...

  4. Re:Bureaucrats on Department of Justice: FBI Too Focused On Child Porn · · Score: 1

    If you CONSUME child porn (no matter if it's images that are a hundred years old) you are by extension SUPPORTING the "industry" that manufactures it. Therefore... THOUGHT CRIME! MUST GO TO JAIL NOW!

    Here are some sick illegal movies for you:

    Pretty Baby
    Rambling Rose
    The Warzone
    Kids

    Have fun committing federally approved thought crimes. Just don't pirate them!

  5. Re:Wonder if it will make this list... on Verizon Plans Location Warning Sticker · · Score: 1

    I LOL'ED:
    "6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"\
    "Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)
      "If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"
    "Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)
    "Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)
    "Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"

    "DO NOT put any person in this washer"
    "We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)
    "Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)
    "This product moves when used" (on a Razor scooter)
    "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual)
    "All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)
    "Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)
    "Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)
    "Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)

  6. Re:The Cloud on Amazon EC2 Failure Post-Mortem · · Score: 1

    This belief that doing things in "The Cloud" makes them impervious to hardware failure, power outage, network connection drops, etc. has always been misinformed.

    But profitable....

  7. The Cloud on Amazon EC2 Failure Post-Mortem · · Score: 1

    So we now know that the promise of the cloud is a lie. How long before we get a new buzz word for turning over all of our data to the new Internet Barron's because they know what is best?

  8. Re:Isn't the point of a secondary network... on Amazon EC2 Failure Post-Mortem · · Score: 1

    ... to be able to handle loads if the primary fails?

    No it's so marketing can make redundancy claims for 1/100 the cost of true redundancy.

  9. Re:Let me say on Voyager Set To Enter Interstellar Space · · Score: 1

    And slide rules! Don't forget the slide rules.

    I won't. I was sitting in the coffee shop, figuring some stuff out with one just the other day.

    He's a WITCH! Burn the WITCH!

  10. Re:a better fix on Feds To Remotely Uninstall Bot From Some PCs · · Score: 1

    The hard part is driving it while you're being shot at.

    You must not have driven in any major U.S. city in awhile...

  11. Re:uhhh on Amazon Responds To "App Store" Lawsuit From Apple · · Score: 1

    Don't underestimate them, they hunt in packs!

    Just when you thought it was safe to rebuild your 20TB RAID6 array, BAM! your a dead man with no backup....

  12. Re:uhhh on Amazon Responds To "App Store" Lawsuit From Apple · · Score: 1

    Well... I did have to swerve around a box with a few velociraptors. Does that count?

    Yes because Western Digital drives are extremely dangerous and prone to killing off anything that touches their platers.

  13. Re:Punish the Troll-Feeders? on Punish Bad Users With Drupal Misery · · Score: 1

    Maybe the solution is not to censor the trolls, but to hide any responses.... after a while, people might get the point, and trolls would see that nobody was responding to them, even though their comments were left alone.

    Very interesting, so when feeding trolls is made illegal we win?

    I liked Hitler's idea better.

  14. Re:Punish the Troll-Feeders? on Punish Bad Users With Drupal Misery · · Score: 1

    The primary problem with trolls is that they get fed. Other users MUST feed trolls - They're powerless to resist. You can scream DON'T FEED THE TROLLS at the top of your lungs yet time after time after time yet they'll still be fed, everywhere, all the time. If you could somehow figure out how to address the other users who feed the trolls, the trolls would eventually starve and die off. Of course, getting rid of spam would be easier than this, as it goes against human nature, but if it could be solved the troll problem would go away...

    I know what ya mean my nigger...

  15. Re:Harry Potter on Last Typewriter Factory in the World Shuts Its Doors · · Score: 2

    Don't worry, my typewriter repair business will never close. People will always need someone to fix their typewriters. Plus, I can't really afford to retire.

    I am looking for a Selectric model 251...

  16. Re:Space dock on NASA Looking To Build 'Gas' Stations In Space · · Score: 1

    That's fucking genius. We'll just live in space and build the ships from vacuum and satellite debris! That'll be much easier than using metal, ceramic, and glass from earth-bound sources.

    We need replicators.

  17. Re:The Atomic Bomb on Brainstorming Clever Ways To Detect Alien Civilizations · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's how the Cylons located the remaining Caprican settlers!

    hehe.. nailed....

  18. Re:Warp core fuel crisis on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    I know I shouldn't laugh...

    Why not, racism is funny... Just because someone makes a nigger joke doesn't make him a white plantation owner with SLAVES... Now if you make a cracker joke that does pretty much make you a black guy that mugs people.

    You see what the mod's don't know is that I'm a African American and by down-moding me they are repressing my right to take back a word that was used for hundreds of years to belittle my people. Everyone that moded the above down should be ashamed that they are censoring a African American's voice. I was attempting to inject humour into a bad situation but you have just reinforced everything that is wrong in America today.

    Great job Crackers.
    ae1294

  19. Re:Does it make your voice really low on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    You missed "Quiet".

    O... yeah... ok damn... I guess you're going to be sending me to the camps now right?

  20. Re:No Positrons, No Anti-matter on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    Opposing plates that vibrate causing gravitational eddies to form holding the anti-matter between the quantum level gravitational waves?

  21. Re:First Post on WikiLeaks Releases Guantanamo Prisoner Files · · Score: 2, Funny

    First Post

    Silly human, you can't beat me for I am a small well crafted shell script designed to replace first post trolls like yourself.

  22. Re:Infected with moles on WikiLeaks Releases Guantanamo Prisoner Files · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ok, like everyone else, I too have got opinions on the judgement of this release. But the real important question is this. Just how many moles or rogue agents do we have in the US? What's next? Release of ICBM and warhead technical documents? Our top secret fighter jet technology? Fuck, just call the USA the great "Pinata". If you beat on us enough times, we'll spill all the goods for everyone else to pick up. Hey, maybe even China can do something with it. Good luck fucking with them!

    Maybe it has something to do with people knowing they are doing things that they shouldn't be doing. Like holding people without trial forever?

  23. Re:Does it make your voice really low on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    No. It wouldn't make it high. It would annihilate (literally) the parts of you that it touches and in the process create enough gamma radiation to kill everything around you. (If memory serves me right.)
    I also doubt, a camera would survive that.

    QUITE YOU! Where doing this for Pseudo-science!

    Nazi Update: Where = We're, honestly I think it sounds better with where.... but yes I know... shut up....

  24. Hell Yes on WikiLeaks Releases Guantanamo Prisoner Files · · Score: 0

    This is going to be good reading!

  25. Re:Discovered by STAR? on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    I just hope the Iranians don't find a way to weaponize it.

    All they need is a bag of party balloons and we are all screwed!

    You and I in a little toy shop
    Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
    Set them free at the break of dawn
    Til one by one, they were gone
    Back at base bugs in the software
    Flash the message, something's out there
    Floating in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    99 red balloons
    Floating in the summer sky
    Panic bells it's red alert
    There's something here from somewhere else
    The war machine springs to life
    Opens up one eager eye
    Focusing it on the sky as 99 red balloons go by

    99 Decision street
    99 ministers meet
    To worry, worry, super flurry
    Call the troops out in a hurry
    This is what we've waited for
    This is it boys, this is war
    The president is on the line
    As 99 red balloons go by

    99 knights of the air
    Ride super high tech jet fighters
    Everyone's a super hero
    Everyone's a Captain Kirk
    With orders to identify
    To clarify, and classify
    Scramble in the summer sky
    99 red balloons go by

    99 dreams I have had
    In every one a red balloon
    It's all over and I'm standing pretty
    In this dust that was a city
    If I could find a souvenir
    Just to prove the world was here
    And here is a red balloon
    I think of you, and let it go