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  1. Re:At the risk of my nerd card... on Ask Slashdot: How/Where To Start Watching Dr. Who? · · Score: 1

    Even my mother liked firefly. We can't have nice things because the majority of people are fucking stupid, ignorant drones that believe reality TV shows like "Jersey Shore" are the pinnacle of human creation.

    THIS

  2. Re:Important Message from Kremlen on Surveillance Robot That is Programmed To Hide · · Score: 1

    FYI, it's spelled Kremlin

    FYI not with my accent..

  3. Re:I for one on Surveillance Robot That is Programmed To Hide · · Score: 1

    Oh c'mon, the good news is they're easily thwarted. Just yell in a loud voice 'Olly Olly Oxen Free', and the tiny robot overlord will come out of hiding.

    Yes but that puts them into Berserker mode. You never want to see a hoard of tiny Berserk robots let me tell you! or maybe I shouldn't?

  4. Re:If true... on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 1

    What if GOD cames down and tells them that the Scientist are right?

    I am pretty sure they'd just nail him to cross or something like that in that case...

    O... ummm never-mind then, Right I'll just be on my way...chip chip and all that..

  5. Re:I for one on Surveillance Robot That is Programmed To Hide · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... welcome our new hidden overlords

    I was paranoid before I RTFA now I'm bat shit insane! The tin foil just isn't gonna cut it now.
    I wonder if I can modify my tiger repelling rock to repel tiny robot overlords?

    Anyone got a firmware update? The last one I Installed was 2.45b which seems slightly buggy and didn't mention anything about robots.

  6. Important Message from Kremlen on Surveillance Robot That is Programmed To Hide · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Soviet Russia robots hide from YOU!

  7. Woah on Air Force Supercomputer Made From PS3's · · Score: 1

    Hard resets must be a bitch...

  8. Re:If true... on Sludge In Flask Gives Clues To Origin of Life · · Score: 1

    That could really put a spin on things. Evolution ~ Creationism. Humm...

    No amount of evidence would convince creationists that they're wrong.

    As the saying goes, you can't use reason to leverage someone out of an opinion that wasn't acquired by reason.

    What if GOD cames down and tells them that the Scientist are right?

  9. Re:Human beings on Japan Earthquake May Have Shifted Earth's Axis · · Score: 1

    Well, if you climb a mountain, or move towards the equator, you will slow down the earth's rotation.
    This in turn reduces the centrifugal force, and makes everybody slightly heavier.
    Lawsuits will follow.

    So wait, what you're saying is we have to slashdot a mountain now?

  10. Re:Human beings on Japan Earthquake May Have Shifted Earth's Axis · · Score: 1

    Could you please express that in terms of Libraries of Congress ?

    Wet or Dry?

  11. Re:Troll comment on Japan Earthquake May Have Shifted Earth's Axis · · Score: 1

    If I say I don't know are you going to throw me off a bridge?

    That depends on if Schrodinger's cat likes you or not... God help you if something would happen to that cat before the trial...

  12. Re:Pretty Ironic.... on William Shatner Wakes Up Crew for Final Discovery Mission · · Score: 2

    a little ? how 'bout $1000000000000 or about $300000 per American since 2001.

    You make it sound way worse than it really is. The credit card bill isn't due until 2012.

  13. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Nah.. that's the step just before all the profit is realized.

    Then there is a major bug in the financial software I just got done working on for Goldman Sachs?!?! ...Hope they don't notice...

  14. Re:Wow on William Shatner Wakes Up Crew for Final Discovery Mission · · Score: 1

    That would have been a pretty emotional moment I would think.

    I wonder if they all screamed KIIIIIIIRK! for waking them up

  15. Re:Pretty Ironic.... on William Shatner Wakes Up Crew for Final Discovery Mission · · Score: 1

    Good.
    When everyone in the US has a roof over his head, then the space programme can be restarted.

    Roofs are being outsourced to countries that can afford them... The war on terror is costing a little more than we thought. Everyone's gotta cut back for the greater good you know?

  16. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    9000 MW (or just plain and simple 9 GW) would make sense, MWH wouldnt really, as it says nothing about the nominal output of the reactor9 GW/H would imply that a theoretical1 MW reactor (which is very low by the way) has a lifetime of 9000 hours, which is just over 1 year.

    Errr ok... I was trolling with the 9mW, hours along with the graphite and nukular bits. Still I don't think anyone has ever build a 9GW reactor maybe 1GW but google is far away so you win the game...

  17. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Huston: We're sending the transmission now.
    W.O.O.S.H
    Moon Base: We got it...

  18. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    i'm not sure what good a 9000 milli-Watt/hour reactor would be, might as well carry a laptop battery or two instead...

    HA! but it's over 9000! and does 9000MWH really make much more sense?

  19. Re:"Anti-mater" on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    That would be a "Yo momma" joke in Latin.

    I was trollin hard, I know...

  20. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 0

    It wouldn't matter.

    The vacuum of space would not allow heat to transfer from the heat sinks to the air as it does in terrestrial environments, as there is nothing there for the heat to transfer to.

    O RLY? U sure it wouldn't mater?

  21. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    The Moon is indeed... a harsh mistress.

    blah we all know that you love it when she asphyxia's you at the controls to the unloading dock... you really need to start hanging a sock on the door or something man..

  22. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    This cave is near the equator, and as you know, the moon is dark two weeks every month. You'll need some pretty good power storage systems to keep a manned base running for that long on backup. The only place you would have (nearly) perpetual sunlight would be on the poles.

    I suggest giant fly wheels 1.5 miles in hight.... ahhh never-mind just send up a 9000mWh graphite based nukular reactor....

  23. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Well with the cost of he3 heading north you never know, never might be sometime sooner than you might have funkit. Plus you could always make anti-mater up there and ship it back home just like how the klingons use to...

  24. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Vacuum is a darn good insulator, so it would be a terrible datacenter unless it used eject-able heatsinks of some sort.

    Just put the datacenter on the dark side of the moon... ;)

  25. Re:to echo a commenter on TFA.... on Chandrayaan-1 Spots Giant Underground Chamber On the Moon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought the next step was always ???...