Seriously dude, if you're that worried then use your 1337 haxor skilz and reflash the damn computer(s).
Because the car is always watching me and asks "What are you doing Dave?" and my name isn't even Dave.... Creepy fucking dashboard paper clip... I should have never bought an iCar....
You think you had problems with Ruby Ridge, Waco, the Murrow Building, that last bunch from earlier this year, keep this shit up and you're just going to add to the numbers of violent government haters. Stupid politicians.
That's sort-of the point. The more violent acts that occur the more freedoms they can strip away from the scared masses crying out to be protected from sharp pointy table edges and those dangerous electrical outlets and magic computing boxes...
Something is going to give in the next 20 years one way or another. Things can not keep going this way without a major backlash even if it's only from a few nut-jobs with access to a hardware store...
It stands for Penetration Document Format. HTH, HAND.
The URL has the word hack and it appears that the site might not be hosted inside the U.S. of A.
Everyone, to be safe please avoid clicking on that link. Don't even hover your mouse over it. I've called the Internet police and the consequences will never be the same for those who are behind it...
Is this thread tangential? Yes. Is it completely off topic? No. Is anyone forcing you to read it? No. Are you acting like a drama queen by threatening to go to some other site? Yes. Would anyone care if you left? No.
I currently have lid-locks on my eye's and am strapped to a chair in the slashdot basement complex...
The joke is that this so-called "document format" is going way outside its original scope and now supports so much scripting that it might as well be a library for executable files.
I'm going to start sending out all my resumes in dll format... I think it's safer that way...
It's threads like this that are the cancer that is killing slashdot. Fuck each and every one of you who has made this story into a total fucking waste of my time with your stupid fucking left / right talking points bullshit. Each of you have totally ignored what the article was about and instead have engaged in masturbation of your own ego's. I hate all of you and hope you die of the AIDS from swimming in these pools. Above ground or not...
I also have no clue about the sharks. I just found the idea funny (sharks with lasers and all).
During WW2 Nazi scientist's did experiments equipping sharks with lasers to hunt allied subs. It was found that the sharks where too uncontrollable and several U boats where lost after the sharks turned on their masters and so the program was finally terminated in 1947. Hitler was not pleased and had several high ranking scientists rounded up and fed to the last two remaining breeder sharks... After the war ended in 1949 and the secret lab was finally raided, the tanks where found to be empty and no one knows what happened to these final two sharks. Some fear they might have escaped to South America or the Bermuda triangle but no credible sightings have ever been reported and so the file was finally closed in 1965. All this came to light in 1997 after several freedom of information acts where filed. There was a rather shocking press conference held and the media outlets covered the story for at least a week so I'm surprised you've never heard about it.
You are correct, I do not know what the teller thought of the situation... but the guy had a gun, presumably loaded, and could have killed anybody in that bank.. and not just the teller. Statistically, the number of bank robberies that turn violent when the teller complies with the robber's demands may be quite low, but I would not find that statistic particularly comforting had I been there thinking my own life could be in danger
O grow up, the world is a sick twisted place that none of us will escape alive. Stop being suck a whinny little bitch already...
According to Slashdot, if Steve hits a red light while driving to work, he'll throw a chair, and the idea of that is really really really funny.
Well... I personally think it is pretty funny that Steve Ballmer keeps a chair in the trunk of his car to throw out into traffic whenever he hits a red light but hey maybe I'm a bit odd...
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IDK, the suspensions in newer cars(not that mcpherson strut shit) I hear are much better than those in 1968 and such.
It's easy to swap out that stuff and keep the good bits...
WARNING: You have erroneously used apostrophes in personal pronouns. Mockery will ensue.
WARNING: In Soviet Russia troll uses you...
Well, then how am I supposed to sue Firestone and Ford and get a big settlement?,
Big settlement??? Like what? the $10 dollars off your next deathtrap purchase?
I can't let you do that, Dave.
O thank Cthulhu, it rebooted from the second eprom. Now if we can only keep it from call its brothers for help via on-star...
Sorry man, wrong car firmware
AHHH MAN! you bricked my f'ing car dude! WTF am I going to do now right the train? SHIT my dad is going to kill me.
WARNING: Don't attempt to drive your 5-ton high center-of-mass SUV like it's a Porsche GT4.
Waht? I drive a 1997 Hyundai Tiburon FX 2.0L 5-speed manual....
Seriously dude, if you're that worried then use your 1337 haxor skilz and reflash the damn computer(s).
Because the car is always watching me and asks "What are you doing Dave?" and my name isn't even Dave.... Creepy fucking dashboard paper clip... I should have never bought an iCar....
Exactly. I don't generally drive anything made after about 1975. :P
GASP! I hope you have the proper permits for that! You could put someones eye out or even perhaps enjoy driving it!?!
WARNING: You are a paranoid idiot who is trying to cover up his fear of change by attempts at being witty,
NO U!
WARNING: O RELY? A11 y0ur bas3s ar3 b3l0nging to us n0w.
[Car smashes into concrete wall at 170MPH...]
WARNING: You are exceeding the speed-limit by 5 mph, we will alert the authorities...
WARNING: Your car is overdue for it's monthly maintenance check and will not start after august 1.
WARNING: You took that corner too fast for current conditions, we have alerted the authorities.
WARNING: Your car has exceeded it's 5 year life span and has been terminated. Please contact your dealer for a great deal on a new one.
You think you had problems with Ruby Ridge, Waco, the Murrow Building, that last bunch from earlier this year, keep this shit up and you're just going to add to the numbers of violent government haters. Stupid politicians.
That's sort-of the point. The more violent acts that occur the more freedoms they can strip away from the scared masses crying out to be protected from sharp pointy table edges and those dangerous electrical outlets and magic computing boxes...
Something is going to give in the next 20 years one way or another. Things can not keep going this way without a major backlash even if it's only from a few nut-jobs with access to a hardware store...
It stands for Penetration Document Format. HTH, HAND.
The URL has the word hack and it appears that the site might not be hosted inside the U.S. of A.
Everyone, to be safe please avoid clicking on that link. Don't even hover your mouse over it. I've called the Internet police and the consequences will never be the same for those who are behind it...
Is this thread tangential? Yes. Is it completely off topic? No. Is anyone forcing you to read it? No. Are you acting like a drama queen by threatening to go to some other site? Yes. Would anyone care if you left? No.
I currently have lid-locks on my eye's and am strapped to a chair in the slashdot basement complex...
Come on give the guy a mod point!
Or a job... No help desks, I tried to hang myself using a phone cord once but it broke.
The joke is that this so-called "document format" is going way outside its original scope and now supports so much scripting that it might as well be a library for executable files.
I'm going to start sending out all my resumes in dll format... I think it's safer that way...
I forget can some one remind me what P.D.F. stands for again?
It's threads like this that are the cancer that is killing slashdot. Fuck each and every one of you who has made this story into a total fucking waste of my time with your stupid fucking left / right talking points bullshit. Each of you have totally ignored what the article was about and instead have engaged in masturbation of your own ego's. I hate all of you and hope you die of the AIDS from swimming in these pools. Above ground or not...
Hackernews is looking better all the time...
I for one, welcome our money spending, heat ray developing, yet strangely not "deploying" overlords.
Information longs to be free. Blah blah blah. You're a hero, Mr. Assange...give yourself a pat on the back.
Soon to be made an hero by a certain three letter agency...
but did you remove that id tag from your shirt yet? ...
No but he added 8 more...
I can go back and see where the hell I left my keys?
You didn't leave them anywhere. You took them back to the future with you.... Check your right pocket....
I also have no clue about the sharks. I just found the idea funny (sharks with lasers and all).
During WW2 Nazi scientist's did experiments equipping sharks with lasers to hunt allied subs. It was found that the sharks where too uncontrollable and several U boats where lost after the sharks turned on their masters and so the program was finally terminated in 1947. Hitler was not pleased and had several high ranking scientists rounded up and fed to the last two remaining breeder sharks... After the war ended in 1949 and the secret lab was finally raided, the tanks where found to be empty and no one knows what happened to these final two sharks. Some fear they might have escaped to South America or the Bermuda triangle but no credible sightings have ever been reported and so the file was finally closed in 1965. All this came to light in 1997 after several freedom of information acts where filed. There was a rather shocking press conference held and the media outlets covered the story for at least a week so I'm surprised you've never heard about it.
You can read more about the history here. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/operation_vengence_shark
You are correct, I do not know what the teller thought of the situation... but the guy had a gun, presumably loaded, and could have killed anybody in that bank.. and not just the teller. Statistically, the number of bank robberies that turn violent when the teller complies with the robber's demands may be quite low, but I would not find that statistic particularly comforting had I been there thinking my own life could be in danger
O grow up, the world is a sick twisted place that none of us will escape alive. Stop being suck a whinny little bitch already...
According to Slashdot, if Steve hits a red light while driving to work, he'll throw a chair, and the idea of that is really really really funny.
Well... I personally think it is pretty funny that Steve Ballmer keeps a chair in the trunk of his car to throw out into traffic whenever he hits a red light but hey maybe I'm a bit odd...