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  1. Re:How on earth.... on Sequenced Pig Genome Could Help Combat Human Diseases · · Score: 1

    ...do you diagnose dyslexia in pigs?

    They make a weird "knoi-knoi" sound.

    Telling "knoi-knoi" jokes?

  2. Re:Is it a record? on Volcano May Have Killed Off New Bioluminescent Cockroach · · Score: 3, Funny

    That depends, theoretically it's possible that a new species was stillborn.

    When the world is ready : Laser cockroaches. The old ones died of inchoerence.

  3. Re:Global Warming on Volcano May Have Killed Off New Bioluminescent Cockroach · · Score: 0

    See, those volcanos have no respect for the environment just belching their CO2 all the time...now they've made something extinct

    SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

    Al Gore...where are you?

    Making a killing?

  4. Re:Futile on Volcano May Have Killed Off New Bioluminescent Cockroach · · Score: 2

    Why would a creature evolve to copy the rattlesnake's warning if nothing could mistake it for the real thing.

    Lady rattlers?

  5. Re:Best /. title ever on Volcano May Have Killed Off New Bioluminescent Cockroach · · Score: 1

    I think that was a 70s Japanese sci-fi movie too

    Mothra?

  6. Re:first on Red Hat Developer Demands Competitor's Source Code · · Score: -1, Troll

    First post

    SCSI

  7. Re:Actually on Study Claims Human Intelligence Peaked Two To Six Millennia Ago · · Score: 1

    And yet, IQ scores continue to climb every year. The average person in 1880 would score 70 today. The brightest Greek mind would likely sound like an idiot today if you tried to talk to him. He wouldn't know anything about DNA, quantum mechanics, evolution, economics, astronomy, virology, microbiology, ad nauseum.

    He probably would know about ad nauseum.

  8. Re:no on Study Claims Human Intelligence Peaked Two To Six Millennia Ago · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would also not help. Most mental deficiencies are caused by environmental factors, not heredity. Problems in childbirth and drug (especially alcohol) use are by far the most common causes of mental retardation.

    We are not talking about mental retardation from prenatal trauma here. We are talking about the general IQ level of those who have fully functioning non-retarded brains.

    Selective pressure in favor of a certain trait results in a population with more of that trait. This is like, really obvious stuff from chapter 1 of Evolution 101. It is a well-understood and widely accepted phenomena. How do you think humans developed higher IQ than the other primates?

    Teachers' Unions?

  9. Re:Don't let the... on Windows Chief Steven Sinofsky Leaves Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Not a concern anymore. Ballmer's so old he can hardly pick up a foot stool.

    Ball de Mort does magic.

  10. Re:So on Meet the Lawyer Suing Anyone Who Uses SSL · · Score: 1

    For the sake of the Rule 34 crowd, I'm trying to visualise that. I'm sorry, I can't. Pics or it couldn't happen :)

    What could go wrong?

  11. Re:Sorry but this sounds like non-news to me on X-Ray Laser For Creating Supercharged Particles · · Score: 1

    M'kay...

    Seems odd that it's x-rays that escape a black hole, though it may be coincidental.

    X-rays are electromagnetic radiation that does not escape black holes. It would be neat because unlike light it is dark.

  12. Re:So on Meet the Lawyer Suing Anyone Who Uses SSL · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's if you can afford to go to court.

    That's like trying to shove melted butter up a wildcat's ass with a hot poker, but you are welcome to try.

  13. Re:Why are we wasting money on this? on NASA DTN Protocol: How Interplanetary Internet Works · · Score: 1

    This is something for private industry to figure out. Why are our tax dollars being wasted on stuff like this when in reality, we have no mechanism to get men past the Moon for the next 20-30 years? Shouldn't we spend tax dollars on stuff that is useful, such as not being beholden to our #1 creditor, China?

    We don't need Internet connectivity near Saturn, we need to fix a deficit problem right here on Earth.

    Its saturnine enough here?

  14. Re:It was the internet wot did it on Director General of BBC Resigns Over "Poor Journalism" · · Score: 1

    There is rarely hard proof of child abuse, just testimony of the abused. That's why the coverups work so well.

    Try explaining that to an angry mob.

  15. Re:Wow - but why the BBC? on Director General of BBC Resigns Over "Poor Journalism" · · Score: 1

    ...Why not start that trend at the Huffington Post? Or Fox News?

    Because in those organizations we'd be down to janitors providing the news in about a week?

    Business is picking up.

  16. Re:Actually Measured on Geomapping Racism With Twitter · · Score: 1

    racists dont know how to sign up for 100 accounts.

    Not just a woofing. This condition is untweetable.

    Its GIStweeting.

  17. Re:Actually Measured on Geomapping Racism With Twitter · · Score: 1

    How did they account for multiple racists tweets from one "tweeter"?

    One racist sending 100 racist tweets is not the same as 100 different racists each sending one racist tweet each.

    Not a woofing.

  18. Re:I support this on NASA Pondering L2 Outpost, Return To Moon · · Score: 1

    I think it would be awesome for man to finally set foot on the moon.

    On 20 July 1969, he will.

  19. Re:Boneheads on Would Charles Darwin Have Made a Good Congressman? · · Score: 2

    So some congressman says some boneheaded thing. There's a big surprise. Now the correct respose is the boneheaded idea to elect Charlie Darwin to congress? Would Gengis Khan make a good hostess at the International House of Pancakes? Now that makes sense.

    Until you ask for the Puree of Mongol soup.

  20. Re:Need some sterile tin foil on Ear-Powered Medical Devices In Development · · Score: 1

    Great, now I'll have to put the tin foil hat inside my skull....

    Can industry make an affordable tinfoil hat? Now its a medical device.

  21. Re:mmm... new meat on Proteins Made To Order · · Score: 1

    Forget frankenmeat cow, now you can make meat that's never existed in nature. "Hmmm... I call this... Zerg Steak."

    Second steak because it cooks so fast.

  22. Re:Excuse me on Bank Puts a Billion Transaction Records Behind Analytics Site · · Score: 1

    eye for an eye doesn't work... it just prolongs

    It introduces the concept of balance to some one who never thought of it. Later on one can have ideas like fines that are the value of some tort.

  23. Re:Excuse me on Bank Puts a Billion Transaction Records Behind Analytics Site · · Score: 1

    "anonymised" nude photos.

    One way to do that would be a whole body Identi Kit with randomly replaced parts.

  24. Re:All that and he still only squeaked by on The Data Crunchers Who Helped Win The Election · · Score: 1

    Yes, we Americans should get a much more logical political system, like the British. Maybe if we had a House of Lords and a royal family, we'd finally enter the 18th century.

    We have one. With the exception of Martin van Buren, the Presidents are decended from the Broom family (see Plantagenet). The cited King is John Lackland (Johan sans terre) who signed the big paper (see Magna Carta). His dad Richard the First (see Lionheart) was ransomed for what would be 3 billion in today's bucks (see king's ransom).

    --

    We have free bread (see money) and circuses (see politics).

  25. Re:Other than "You have terminal cancer," on Man Charged £2,000 For Medical Records Stored On Obsolete System · · Score: 1

    Well they'd need a new computer system, wouldn't they? You can't run a hospital with cancer in the terminals.

    They could get mumps.