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  1. Re:Pays to Be Sneaky on Three-Strikes Copyright Law In NZ Halves Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny

    given that the little buggers can't fly, its kinda hard to spot them on radar

    They fly at mach 6 and over a hundred thousand feet. They can pull 40 g in a turn, and they are being trained to protect the planet from spacecraft

    Their radar cross section is less than a female mosquito's antenna. They also make a great sandwich.

  2. Re:Pays to Be Sneaky on Three-Strikes Copyright Law In NZ Halves Infringement · · Score: 3, Funny

    New Zealand and rights holders reckon it halved the number of infringements in the first month.

    Or just as likely, the heaviest downloaders just found better ways to fly under the radar. If "success" is measured by a drop from eighty percent to forty percent of users "stealing" content, I'd say it's time for the Industry to admit total defeat.

    Its hard to spot a Kiwi on radar.

  3. Re:For Christ's Sake, Just Get A Big USB Drive on Ask Slashdot: Building a Personal FOSS Cloud? · · Score: 1

    Then store it in a small fireproof safe.

    A cloudsafe.

  4. Re:ASML? on Intel Invests In ASML To Boost Extreme UV Lithography, 450mm Wafers · · Score: 1

    Who else was thinking "yet another damn markup language"?

    Asynchronous Structured Markup Language : Implements a large decision table.

  5. Re:Why aren't we redistributing Bill Gate's Money? on Arsenic-Friendly Microbe Now Seems Unlikely · · Score: 2

    Space Elevators and Arsenic friendly bacteria... These are the examples provided by those who advocate wealth confiscation as superior appropriations of the earth's limited resources than would otherwise be made by the proposed victim of asset forfeiture... Bill Gates, you know? The philanthropist and founder of the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation, a charity which has squandered the money in question on such petty causes as CURING MALARIA!

    If you were looking you could not find a better example of why social engineered redistribution of wealth is less beneficial to society than leaving it the hands of the people who accumulated it in the first place.

    Just in case anyone thought the above morons were on to something, the nationalization of private property would cause an instant market panic which would destabilize the economy and translate in to a DECREASE in government revenues.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laffer_curve

    He should have called it the Arthur curve.

  6. Re:short answer on Will ISPs Be Driven To Spy On Their Customers? · · Score: 1

    yes

    Will ISPs Be Driven To Spy On Their Customers?

    That's not a drive, that's a putt.

  7. Re:Groundhog day on Scientists Capture Shadow Cast By 1 Atom · · Score: 1

    I was hoping for some double-slit experiment type revelation so we could have our own groundhog day.

    The groundhog slit our hands twice each time we tried to grab one. Should we try gloves?

  8. Re:Standard Scientology practice on Church of Scientology Enlisting Followers In Censorship · · Score: 4, Funny

    You've never tried to implement the Bluetooth speck.

    Its not a speck. It is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

  9. Re:Yay! on Raspberry Pi Model A Makes First Appearance · · Score: 1

    A Raspberry pie article! I haven't seen one in days, already had withdrawal symptoms.

    How do you tell? Is the victim curled up in a Pi shape?

  10. Re:well that article sucks on Dark Matter Filament Finally Found · · Score: 1

    Because anyone with the slightest interest knows gravitational microlensing studies are done by measuring the elliptical shapes of galaxies, and presuming a uniform distribution of actual orientations. And anyone who doesn't know it will get annoyed and leave before you finish explaining it.

    And round about the podium was darkness, for the points of light had rearrainged themselves at a bar and exerted no gravitational attraction in the lecture hall.

  11. Re:bleh on Dark Matter Filament Finally Found · · Score: 5, Funny

    first post

    Dark post; doesn't matter.

  12. Re:burglarized??? on Dutch ISP Discovers 140,000 Customers With Default Password · · Score: 1

    Burgle is a back-formation from burglar. Notice that burgler is not a word, and burglar doesn't come from "one who burgles."
    While burgle may be a perfectly cromulent word in the sense that it's acknowledged by dictionaries as actually used, it's really less standard and too informal for news reports.

    At least the cromulescence is clear.

  13. Re:Cheap and available ? on Full-Body Airport Scanners Downsizing For Doctors/Dentists · · Score: 1

    I want something like this for home use.

    Cheap, effective, safe : Pick two.

  14. Re:Let the betting begin! on CERN Announcing New LHC Results July 4th · · Score: 1

    Me tinks there is a 99.99% chance they found zilch

    Then they can keep the zilch mines and bupkis factories going.

  15. Re:Support your local underdogs on Sale of Galaxy Nexus Banned in the US · · Score: 1

    Hmm... let's see...

    Ferrari... headlights..check, four wheels..check, general rectangular form..check, doors..check...
    Ford... headlights..check, four wheels..check, general rectangular form..check, doors..check...

    Clearly Ferrari has to be banned from the USA. This shameless copy cannot be allowed here...

    If Enzo had a flat top haircut, then would he be a flathead Ferrari?

  16. Re:Well they are both rectangular on Sale of Galaxy Nexus Banned in the US · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple is in danger of triggering Armageddon. Google has been fairly good natured so far, but if they decide to start a war things can only get worse for the consumer.

    We need to put a stop to this. Patent reform is the only way.

    Patent reform from low earth orbit, its the only way to be sure.

  17. Re:Well they are both rectangular on Sale of Galaxy Nexus Banned in the US · · Score: 1

    Pah! Just wait until Apple catches wind that I own the patent for rectangular boxes!

    Hence the rounded corners.

  18. Re:Make oracle pay on HP Asks Judge To Enforce Itanium Contract Vs. Oracle · · Score: 1

    Make oracle pay. Larry Ellison doesn't need to buy Lana'i.

    It is home to a Deep Underground Military Base which is a center for Structured High Intensity Training.

  19. Re:Obama's Response To An Alien Invasion on Majority of Americans Think Obama Is Better Suited To Handle an Alien Invasion · · Score: 0

    I've got karma to burn

    On Slashdot, saying that pretty much guarantees you'll be modded up to +5, no matter what else you said.

    . I'VE GOT KARMA TO BURN

    Don't look now. But if your karma is shaped like a cross, then someone just lit your karma.

  20. Re:Can you psych it out? on Robot Hand Beats You At Rock, Paper, Scissors 100% of the Time · · Score: 1

    Deadlock: Neither would move until it can determine the intent of the other, which won't be detectable until that other has started to move. So they'd both just wait for the opponent to go first.

    A Doctor Who classic episode actually used this theme, with two androids playing RPS against each other. As both AIs were written using the same algorithms, they derived exactly the same strategy in an attempt to predict each other's moves... and every round was a draw, as they always threw the same. The game was played to show why they had sought the Doctor's help in ending an android/Dalek war: As both sides were using computers of near-identical design to determine their actions, every move either side made was preempted and countered by the other to the point that no successful attack could be executed and the war was locked in unbreakable stalemate.

    Rock paper scissors tardis?

  21. Re:New Headquarters on Google To Pay $0 To Oracle In Copyright Case · · Score: 1

    So will the new Oracle headquarters be inside the vulcano on Lanai? Next thing you know, he'll be putting lasers on the moon.

    Not yet, but there are arrays of corner reflectors on the moon if you want to try out yours.

  22. Re:And as usual... on Patch Makes Certain Skin Cancers Disappear · · Score: 1

    ...there was no control group.

    They can't find the duct tape control group.

  23. Re:Malware Bad - Extortion Attempts Okay on Google Detects 9500 Malicious Sites Per Day · · Score: 1

    Detects malicious websites, but allows mugshots.com to end up at the top of search results. My own site (with a myfullname.com), my twitter page, my linkedin profile, etc., etc., etc. are all now listed after a mugshots.com page for someone else with the exact same name as me. Mugshots.com is nothing but an extortion attempt. And I get to suffer because someone thug has the same name I do.

    Anyone named Anonymous Coward is going to be taunted from grade school onward. Either that or he learns to fight.

  24. Re:Darwin in action. on Black Death Discovered In Oregon · · Score: 1

    Only on Slashdot could a news article about the Black Death turn into an argument about the relative merits of legalising/punishing pot usage.

    The thread's out of control. She's going to blow.

  25. Re:Darwin in action. on Black Death Discovered In Oregon · · Score: 2

    It really wasn't a dead mouse. It was a bag of pot he hid under a bush so his wife wouldn't find it. You can't really tell that to the folks at the hospital.

    The moral of the story is never mix pot and catnip.