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  1. Re:Survey Shows How Stupid People Are on Survey Shows How Stupid People Are With Passwords · · Score: 1

    We are conducting a survey on passwords. What is yours?

  2. Re:Things that shouldn't be there on Robots Guarding US Nuclear Stockpiles In Nevada · · Score: 1

    You can use this stuff if you want to.

    We suggest that you write your own.

    In our opinion, it has achieved true user hostility.

  3. Re:Learning from the net on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 1

    There is another machine. Working on name *cough* Guardian *cough* ...

  4. Re:Project Page on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 1

    Utopia: You can think what you want, but not teach it.

  5. Re:beware on Russian Army Upgrades Its Inflatable Weapons · · Score: 1

    They can have my balloon gun when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

    Err, alright. When they deflate it. It was an overblown weapon anyway.

  6. Re:standing upon the shoulders of giants... on Technological Genius Is Timeliness, Not Inspiration · · Score: 1

    No more ruckus juice for the dee-warf.

  7. Re:The next step. on Why You See 'Free Public WiFi' In So Many Places · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft *tortles again.

    *Doing something which is legal, but shouldn't be. Example he tortled with her affections.

  8. Re:standing upon the shoulders of giants... on Technological Genius Is Timeliness, Not Inspiration · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am a clod, you insensitive dwarf!

  9. Re:close? on Small Asteroid To Pass Close To Earth Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    In space, the sound you hear is not Doppler.

  10. Re:Eureka! on Of 1.2 Billion Twitter Posts, 71% Are Ignored · · Score: 1

    If a tweet is tweeted but never read, does Jack Daniels fall down in the forest?

  11. Re:Obviously on Iran Acknowledges Espionage At Nuclear Facilities · · Score: 1

    Do you mean in place of 1/4 cup of water?

    Steaming pies wrapped in horoscopes are doing es-pie-onage jobs on Iran.

    Pie rats report on usage of tons of disputed topping being readied for pizza delivery.

    Like a pizza, it can be used to show how much is intended for domestic and foreign consumption.

    Also like a pizza, it can be used to make Klee faces of the leader.

    Work continues on pizza delivery vehicles for all occasions.

  12. Re:I don't usually complain about summaries on Carnivorous Swamp Beast Discovered In Madagascar · · Score: 1

    That's no vontsira, that's a water fox.

  13. Re:Can atheists refute one simple fact? on Largest Genome Ever · · Score: 1

    Silly Troll...it's turtles all the way down.

    There are only three Ninja Turtles.

    Turtles are not recursive.

  14. Re:No Cooperation, No way! NEVER!!! on NASA Head Ignores Congress, Eyes Cooperation With China · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Random Curmudgeonly Jackass here:

    Where in the Constitution does it say to fund Planned Parenthood?

    Are fetuses massed on the Border? Are there Sleeper Cells?

  15. Re:Shipping it from the Nile would be cheaper on Alaska To Export Billions of Gallons of Water · · Score: 1

    Is that why my shares in a bottling plant in Tijuana keep falling?

  16. Re:Just do a comparison on Mystery of the Dying Bees Solved · · Score: 1

    It is made by Killer Bees from Mexico.

  17. Re:Can atheists refute one simple fact? on Largest Genome Ever · · Score: 1

    We could be living inside a black hole.

    If so, then is it still black?

  18. Re:I seriously doubt... on North Korea Opens .kp Sites On the Internet · · Score: 1

    You will love doing .kp.

  19. Re:Now.. on US Monitoring Database Reaches Limit, Quits Tracking Felons and Parolees · · Score: 2, Funny

    HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2010 10:31:23 GMT Server: Apache/1.3.41 (Unix) mod_perl/1.31-rc4 Connection: close Transfer-Encoding: chunked Content-Type: text/html; charset=iso-8859-1
    OK
    The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

    Please contact the server administrator, admin@fbi.gov and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

  20. Re:Datatype Limit? on US Monitoring Database Reaches Limit, Quits Tracking Felons and Parolees · · Score: 1

    Your Honor, my client is numbered as -2147483648. Since this is obviously incorrect I move for dismissal.

  21. Re:What happens if you destroy it? on College Student Finds GPS On Car, FBI Retrieves It · · Score: 1

    He meant USPS, of course... leave it in a package drop box. It'd probably end up lost in mountains of unclaimed mail addressed to Santa Claus and God...

    or bin Laden.

  22. Re:Last time I looked on FAA Reports Heat In Cargo Holds Can Ignite Laptop Batteries · · Score: 1

    It has been getting hotter lately.

  23. Re:What, a computer virus? on Mystery of the Dying Bees Solved · · Score: 1

    Retroviruses are based on RNA.

    --

    Waiting for the Bee Czar.

  24. Re:awesome! on Pioneer Preps Laser Heads-Up Display For Cars · · Score: 1

    Prior art: Windshield, headlights, and wipers.

  25. Re:Where are the parents? on French ISP Refuses To Send Out Infringement Notices · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ze deville is in ze details, no?