Perhaps this quotation from the book of John will help ease you through your time of pain, my child.
And Steve sayeth unto his redheaded wench, "Why you so fat, bitch? I mean, I like how you take it up the ass and all, but I just can't continue makin' love to such a disgustin' dinosaur as yo'self." And the redheaded monster-bitch replied, "Whatchoo sayin'? Is you dumpin' me?" And Steve in turn exclaimed, "Get the fuck out of my hut, stanky-ass redhead ho'! I'm afraid y'all gonna find the fridge empty and eat my black ass! I don't wanna be dinner fo' some nasty redhead pig such as yo'self!" And the firey-maned mountain of jiggling fat cried out, "Fine, asshole! I'm a leavin' I'm a goin' down the the tavern and get drunk and blow every shepard I see! And then I'm a post on Slashdot about it, and garner sympathy fo' da way you done treated me!" And the carrot-top cock-sucking Jello beast ran outside as fast as her fat little legs could carry her massive carriage. And Steve did watcheth pornography and drink the gin and juice. And God saw that Steve was wise and his ex-girlfriend was a fat she-monster, and He granteth Steve a 30-inch schlong, with which Steve bangeth his neighbor's fifteen year old daugther.
John 69:420
On second thought, maybe that didn't help so much after all. My bad.
Except Hemos isn't a real geek -- he's a wannabe who sits around all day and talks about geeks. I just think it's funny that Slashdot is discussing "subscriptions"... why should we pay for week-old link reposts chosen by "editors" (hah!) whose writing and spelling are usually worse than the story submitters'? The sooner that VA Software ("Because SourceForge is worth paying for! No, really! Come back!") tanks and the Slashdork Luser Krew dies cold deaths in the street, the better.
Nice try, dickwad. I guess that the dictionary on whatever lame-ass version of Linux you have is missing a few words? Or are you just cum-drunk after slurping Taco's cock while the girls are out? You aren't fooling anyone.
Wow, too bad that Darwin Streaming Whatever doesn't run on Windows! It's really sad to see an apparently great product not succeed because of its "developer's" sick need to impress his friends by running an "alternative" operating system. Here's a clip from the "developer's" original press release:
ja well i m not using teh w1ndoze!! or teh macor$loth media playerzz!! i m using teh quicktime on apple becuz quicktime is open and free!! (as in beer!! and in speach!!!@!) and apple is teh free software company noww! so whut if they aer money-grubbing lusers who pander to l4m3r "grafics desinerz" and sell overpricde propryitary hardw4r3z... they are teh l337 and teh free!!! becuz are they use teh BSD codez and BSD is cool i have a deaemon plush toy it it cool BSD is not dyeing liek tehy say on teh slahsdot. BSD X MAC OS X is cool and it is open soruce and so whut if it apple is propyitary and laem at least i m not using teh winBLOWS!! lolol@!@@rofl@ u should raelly make softw4r3z for MAC OS BSD X it is neat bucuz there are like 3 develpers and when you haev a new appz peoples make a big deal. it is liek "wow! now we haev more than quicktime and photoshop and potoshop is not even natiev yet! APPLE IS TRUELY A GROEING PLATFORMZ!" wow i am soo l337
Yes, folks, that's the kind of pathetic loser who runs Mac OS X. Hey, but at least they're better than the delusional socialists who run GNU/Linux! Oops, did I say that out loud?
Man, you really are as dumb as I thought. Why do you keep responding to me? Why do you keep feeding the troll? Don't you get it? I'm just goading you on.
Do you think that you can gain back your dignity by replying to me? By having the last word? Please. When you feed a troll, we all lose.
I'm sure you'll respond to this post, just like the rest. And I'll have to post more flamebait.
If you really want to continue our little bullshit war, write me at my real e-mail address, noted at the bottom of my homepage.
If the anti trolling system does not work, are you insisting on trolling like I've never seen trolling before ?
I troll because it's fun. I love watching morons like Hadlock scramble. Flamebait is good fun for everyone.;-D
BTW Kiddy rape is just not on. Ever.
I never defended "kiddy rape". And I never took credit for the post I assume you're referring to ("JonKatz rapes and kills kids", paraphrased). If you think I'm the only troll in this forum, that's pretty funny.
Any dumbass can figure out that multiple logins means you get to post at +1 with anything you do. if you artificially raise your Karma up enough by posting like crazy in "older" stories it goes to +2. What have you proven by exploiting that ?
I've never done that. I don't care about the initial score of my posts. In fact, with this account, my karma is so negative that I automatically post a (Score:0). I'll bet some ovf you didn't even know that could happen. Well, check the score of this post. No moderation, yet I'm at zero. Too fucking bad. I wouldn't troll if I cared about scores or karma. Believe it or not, I have two non-flaming accounts, which have quite positive karma. One, I use to express my real opinions. The other, I use for trolling in the "classic" sense, (in the vein of dmg), and so my scores will obviously be high.;-) But I don't care that I've lost my normal (Score: 1) privileges for an account, and I don't care that I get modded down. What, you think I post this crap expecting to get modded up? Yeah, right.
(Although, very occasionally, a troll is read and enjoyed by so many that it beats the system and gets modded up. For instance, if you can find it, my "News from the Linux frontlines" post, a few weeks ago. That sucker actually brought my karma back above zero, temporarily of course.;-)
what a waste of what appears a fairly bright mind.
Thanks, um, I think. But trolling is healthy. I've been doing HTML-generation scripts in Perl for the past ten hours, so I'm taking a break. Coming here and antagonizing the rest of you is my "venting" for the morning. So deal.;-p
Alas, your claims of my biggotry are unfounded. Congrats on nitpicking though ; ).
Nonsense. You are a facist, racist, pedophile bigot.
You're also a moron. I've read the rest of your troll-replies in this discussion. You say,
personally i'd like to see a "filter" option that filters out posts with 3 word or more combonations of what was used in there...
That's idiotic. Vulgarity and obscenity are not so much in the words themselves, but how you use them. For instance, a "ram" is an animal. An "ass" is an animal. But if I say I want to ram your ass, that means something entirely different. That means either I want to buttfuck you, or hit your donkey with my Ford truck.
If you filter out the seven no-no words, then you're going to end up cutting out posts which use the words in a more conversational sense, such as "What the fuck?", or "You're shitting me!". Those are not vulgar or obscene in meaning at all.
Get it? You're stupid. I love debunking you dumb little bastards. You're the same type that would design that "web content blocking" software that just greps index pages for words on a "naughty" list, and then blocks sites which contain them.
If you're such a hard-line Puritan tightass that you can't take a little fuckin' profanity:-), then the Internet is not the place for you to be hanging out. Go burn some witches or books or whatever else you facists like to burn (besides my time, which could be better spent trolling!).
I note in another one of these absolutely brilliant posts, you say,
i haven't tested [the moderation system] out much, but i'm pretty sure that you can filter posts under a certian score...
That's the whole point of the moderation system (pun intended), dumbass. Anyone who's posted here for more than an hour knows that. And from what I see on your 'User Info' page, you've been posting here fot at least a week and a half. So, tragically, I must conclude that your IQ is lower than your karma! Since you're slow, I'll make it reeeeeal obvious: YOU'RE SLOW.
Now go fuck off and die before I call in Jon Katz to molest you.
From the NY Times, regarding a political satire event in NY that was attended by Rudy (who participated) and Hillary:
This year's Senate race and Mrs. Clinton's appearance added a welcome frisson of excitement, even though Mrs. Clinton did not appear on stage. By Inner Circle tradition, only the mayor is allowed a rebuttal to the lampooning.
But Mrs. Clinton's entry into New York politics did give reporters plenty of material for skits that could not have been easy viewing for the first lady.
In one scene of "Livin' La Rudy Loca," according to the script, a reporter playing Mrs. Clinton was to find herself in jail with reporters playing Sean Combs and Jennifer Lopez. When a reporter playing President Clinton arrived with a bag of money, he was to bail out Ms. Lopez but not his wife. "I think Jennifer Lopez has suffered enough," the script had the president saying, as he walked off the stage arm-in-arm with Ms. Lopez.
I am not going to flame the above posters for their use of the word "anarchy", but I do want to make sure that it was intended to be interpreted in the colloquial sense:
a synonym of chaos, disorder; usually implying a animalistic way of life
as opposed to the anarchy as a political philosophy, also known as libertarian socialism (and many other things), which as my fellow anarchists and Chomsky scholars can tell you is the purest form of "rule by the people". It is a highly idealist philsophy, even more so than Marxist socialism; a philsophy so dependant upon human nature that is is bound to fail, but is still a dream for we, the believers.
Anarchy is often wrongly associated with terrorism. For those that insist that true anarchists are purveyors of terrorist methods, I remind you that the same was thought of the original American republicans under the rule of the English monarchy. The American aristocracy is no less cruel to its "enemies" than any formaldictatorship of centuries past.
(I say "republicans", because as I hope you all are aware of, the United States not at all a true democracy. But that is a story for another post.)
Look, it's me, Jesus. Stop it with that crap. I'm the Savior, and my Way is the True Way. You don't see Muhammed posting on Slashdot, do you? Now go have sex with a camel and cool off.
I've been voting for Natalie as well, just so you know.
Yeah, but I've voted for her over a hundred times since I saw that today. See, that's commitment. That's why Natalie won't mind so much when I force her to be my Demon Bride after the Apocolypse.
That's a really cool idea. In fact, I'm really amazed that it hasn't been done before. I think the quality of the polls lately has been a little lacking. I hope Tacofool does this shell poll.
But we all know that, ignoring the mandatory joke choice, 90% of people will choose bash. And it's not just the Linux users. I run *BSD and I use bash. Because I like bourne, and bash is bourne with so much more.
I'd also be interested in seeing a poll for the Linuxers on which distro they use. But it'd probably be pretty inaccurate, because apparently in some Slashdot circles running a commercial distro, especially Red Hat, is seen as being nearly as bad as running Windows. So everyone would choose either Debian or "my own l337 custom distro".;-)
It'd be cool if each of the different Slashdot "sections" (BSD, Linux, YRO) could have their own polls. I'd love to see some BSD-related polls, but they would never make the main poll because of the Linux-centricity of the site (don't flame me, just admit I'm right).
That doesn't sound too hard to implement, either. Isn't it just another Slashbox, linked to a special comments page? Whaddaya say, Taco?
I was going to respond to spiralx's previous comment about gaming storyline, but I want to start a new thread. Here is a quote from his post.
I've lost count of the number of games which use predictable, tired storylines, or in which the storyline is totally unrelated to the game. A game with a great storyline in which your actions directly tie into this is extremely engrossing and keeps you coming back for more.
If the game has enough "fun" value, a good storyline is not at all a necessity. Look at Quake. (As in Quake 1.) The "storyline" was really an afterthought. You all remember those little paragraphs between major level changes, right? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't. I didn't, until I replayed it a few months ago. No offense to id or Carmack, because I love their games, but who wrote that crap? It sounded like the kind of thing some wannabe-goth 13 year old would write.
But look what happened: Quake is aruguably one of the most succesful games of all time.
Quake II greatly improved upon Quake by having an actual storyline, as well as having kick-ass action and an awesome graphics engine. But it pales in comparison to Half-Life in ambience and atmosphere, whose story was really cool, and it was blissfully woven in the gameplay itself. Half-Life has the shoot-em-up fun of Quake II and the storyline of a mediocre King book, which for me is the best I can get.
I think that Q3A will be id's last game of the series. They're no longer revolutionizing the industry. id invented deathmatch, and Q3A is the testament to its greatness, but there's no story in a deathmatch (well, they tried, but it's even less important than Quake's). And id is no longer has the monopoly on kick-ass deathmatch: UT is as fun as Q3A IMHO. Sure, I'd probably buy a Q3A add-on pack (like the QII mission packs) with more weapons and skins, but where do you go from there?
Personally I'd like to see Carmack try his hand at a Japanese-style RPG. Even though most of his work that we've seen so far has been based on action and not storyline (the heart of an RPG), and as much as I think he acts like an arrogant buttfucker, the man has some skillz. I'd like to see him put them to work in a different genre sometime in the future and see what happens.
But that's the future. For now, I'm happy with Q3A, UT, and Half-Life.
you would have noticed that Beaver has admitted men since 1973.
Sounds like a pr0n movie series waiting to happen...
"Rod Johnson's Freshman Year at Beaver College" Follow the adventures of freshman Rod Johnson as he goes to class and gets some ass at Beaver College. In our first episode, Rod learns about anatomy from everyone's favorite biology professor, Dr. Busty Lusty. Later, physical education takes on a whole new meaning when poor Rod stumbles into topless girls sorority party. Rated 'H' for 'Hemos loves to masturbate'
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On second thought, maybe that didn't help so much after all. My bad.
Donald Knuth Molests Children. Have ever seen that guy? His hobby is "playing his large wooden organ for the youngsters at his church." Indeed!
Except Hemos isn't a real geek -- he's a wannabe who sits around all day and talks about geeks. I just think it's funny that Slashdot is discussing "subscriptions"... why should we pay for week-old link reposts chosen by "editors" (hah!) whose writing and spelling are usually worse than the story submitters'? The sooner that VA Software ("Because SourceForge is worth paying for! No, really! Come back!") tanks and the Slashdork Luser Krew dies cold deaths in the street, the better.
Nice try, dickwad. I guess that the dictionary on whatever lame-ass version of Linux you have is missing a few words? Or are you just cum-drunk after slurping Taco's cock while the girls are out? You aren't fooling anyone.
As I've stated countless times, I use Windows Notepad. Next time, check my FAQ in Appendix B of your favorite Bible distribution.
Do you think that you can gain back your dignity by replying to me? By having the last word? Please. When you feed a troll, we all lose.
I'm sure you'll respond to this post, just like the rest. And I'll have to post more flamebait.
If you really want to continue our little bullshit war, write me at my real e-mail address, noted at the bottom of my homepage.
Thank you.
I am the Lord.
(Although, very occasionally, a troll is read and enjoyed by so many that it beats the system and gets modded up. For instance, if you can find it, my "News from the Linux frontlines" post, a few weeks ago. That sucker actually brought my karma back above zero, temporarily of course. ;-)
Thanks, um, I think. But trolling is healthy. I've been doing HTML-generation scripts in Perl for the past ten hours, so I'm taking a break. Coming here and antagonizing the rest of you is my "venting" for the morning. So deal. ;-p
Don't forget to check out my homepage.
I am the Lord.
Nonsense. You are a facist, racist, pedophile bigot.
You're also a moron. I've read the rest of your troll-replies in this discussion. You say,
That's idiotic. Vulgarity and obscenity are not so much in the words themselves, but how you use them. For instance, a "ram" is an animal. An "ass" is an animal. But if I say I want to ram your ass, that means something entirely different. That means either I want to buttfuck you, or hit your donkey with my Ford truck.If you filter out the seven no-no words, then you're going to end up cutting out posts which use the words in a more conversational sense, such as "What the fuck?", or "You're shitting me!". Those are not vulgar or obscene in meaning at all.
Get it? You're stupid. I love debunking you dumb little bastards. You're the same type that would design that "web content blocking" software that just greps index pages for words on a "naughty" list, and then blocks sites which contain them.
If you're such a hard-line Puritan tightass that you can't take a little fuckin' profanity :-), then the Internet is not the place for you to be hanging out. Go burn some witches or books or whatever else you facists like to burn (besides my time, which could be better spent trolling!).
I note in another one of these absolutely brilliant posts, you say,
That's the whole point of the moderation system (pun intended), dumbass. Anyone who's posted here for more than an hour knows that. And from what I see on your 'User Info' page, you've been posting here fot at least a week and a half. So, tragically, I must conclude that your IQ is lower than your karma! Since you're slow, I'll make it reeeeeal obvious: YOU'RE SLOW.
Now go fuck off and die before I call in Jon Katz to molest you.
I am the Lord.
That sounds an awful lot like JonKatz, wouldn't you say?
I am the Lord.
I am the Lord.
I am the Lord.
He wasn't almost killed.
I think it was a bus.
Those buck teeth probably saved his life.
I am the Lord.
First! Praise Jesus!
That's right, praise me! Come on, bitch!
I am the Lord.
I am the Lord.
From the NY Times, regarding a political satire event in NY that was attended by Rudy (who participated) and Hillary:
ROFLMAO!!!
I am the Lord.
heh...
I am the Lord.
Internet Explorer in the bathroom? Well, that is where it belongs...
;-)
I am the Lord.
as opposed to the anarchy as a political philosophy, also known as libertarian socialism (and many other things), which as my fellow anarchists and Chomsky scholars can tell you is the purest form of "rule by the people". It is a highly idealist philsophy, even more so than Marxist socialism; a philsophy so dependant upon human nature that is is bound to fail, but is still a dream for we, the believers.
Anarchy is often wrongly associated with terrorism. For those that insist that true anarchists are purveyors of terrorist methods, I remind you that the same was thought of the original American republicans under the rule of the English monarchy. The American aristocracy is no less cruel to its "enemies" than any formaldictatorship of centuries past.
(I say "republicans", because as I hope you all are aware of, the United States not at all a true democracy. But that is a story for another post.)
Just wanted to clarify that.
Your Proud Propagandist,
JC
I am the Lord.
I am the Lord.
I am the Lord.
I've been voting for Natalie as well, just so you know.
Yeah, but I've voted for her over a hundred times since I saw that today. See, that's commitment. That's why Natalie won't mind so much when I force her to be my Demon Bride after the Apocolypse.
I am the Lord.
But we all know that, ignoring the mandatory joke choice, 90% of people will choose bash. And it's not just the Linux users. I run *BSD and I use bash. Because I like bourne, and bash is bourne with so much more.
I'd also be interested in seeing a poll for the Linuxers on which distro they use. But it'd probably be pretty inaccurate, because apparently in some Slashdot circles running a commercial distro, especially Red Hat, is seen as being nearly as bad as running Windows. So everyone would choose either Debian or "my own l337 custom distro". ;-)
It'd be cool if each of the different Slashdot "sections" (BSD, Linux, YRO) could have their own polls. I'd love to see some BSD-related polls, but they would never make the main poll because of the Linux-centricity of the site (don't flame me, just admit I'm right).
That doesn't sound too hard to implement, either. Isn't it just another Slashbox, linked to a special comments page? Whaddaya say, Taco?
I am the Lord.
I was going to respond to spiralx's previous comment about gaming storyline, but I want to start a new thread. Here is a quote from his post.
If the game has enough "fun" value, a good storyline is not at all a necessity. Look at Quake. (As in Quake 1.) The "storyline" was really an afterthought. You all remember those little paragraphs between major level changes, right? I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't. I didn't, until I replayed it a few months ago. No offense to id or Carmack, because I love their games, but who wrote that crap? It sounded like the kind of thing some wannabe-goth 13 year old would write.
But look what happened: Quake is aruguably one of the most succesful games of all time.
Quake II greatly improved upon Quake by having an actual storyline, as well as having kick-ass action and an awesome graphics engine. But it pales in comparison to Half-Life in ambience and atmosphere, whose story was really cool, and it was blissfully woven in the gameplay itself. Half-Life has the shoot-em-up fun of Quake II and the storyline of a mediocre King book, which for me is the best I can get.
I think that Q3A will be id's last game of the series. They're no longer revolutionizing the industry. id invented deathmatch, and Q3A is the testament to its greatness, but there's no story in a deathmatch (well, they tried, but it's even less important than Quake's). And id is no longer has the monopoly on kick-ass deathmatch: UT is as fun as Q3A IMHO. Sure, I'd probably buy a Q3A add-on pack (like the QII mission packs) with more weapons and skins, but where do you go from there?
Personally I'd like to see Carmack try his hand at a Japanese-style RPG. Even though most of his work that we've seen so far has been based on action and not storyline (the heart of an RPG), and as much as I think he acts like an arrogant buttfucker, the man has some skillz. I'd like to see him put them to work in a different genre sometime in the future and see what happens.
But that's the future. For now, I'm happy with Q3A, UT, and Half-Life.
I am the Lord.
you would have noticed that Beaver has admitted men since 1973.
Sounds like a pr0n movie series waiting to happen...
"Rod Johnson's Freshman Year at Beaver College"
Follow the adventures of freshman Rod Johnson as he goes to class and gets some ass at Beaver College. In our first episode, Rod learns about anatomy from everyone's favorite biology professor, Dr. Busty Lusty. Later, physical education takes on a whole new meaning when poor Rod stumbles into topless girls sorority party.
Rated 'H' for 'Hemos loves to masturbate'
I am the Lord.