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Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others

Natural redheads need 20% more anesthesia than other people report scientists. "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain." said Dr. Edwin Liem of the University of Louisville in Kentucky. Anesthesiology is still very much a mystery to scientists, and picking the right dosage that keeps someone out without killing them is still very much an art. Studies like this will help them determine how anesthesics work and why.

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  1. The real reason. by President+A.+Lincoln · · Score: 4, Funny



    They're just more pissy, thats all. Blondes go under real fast because theres not as much brain to put asleep.


    Cheers,
    Abe.

  2. I'm going to the Dentist this week. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm going to dye my hair, print this article for my dentist, and I'll be FLYIN HIGH!

    Thanks Slashdot!

    1. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 2, Funny

      that won't quite work because there are ALWAYS other ways of finding out your TRUE hair colour if you know what I mean ;)

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    2. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by FyRE666 · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      I think I'd rather have the pain than be ginger, to be honest...

    3. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

      I guess that would be the right time to find out...

    4. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, look at their eyebrows.

    5. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      "that won't quite work because there are ALWAYS other ways of finding out your TRUE hair colour if you know what I mean ;)"

      And who says that you cannot dye "that" hair too?= :Pbr

    6. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, except they don't just give red heads more genius. I'm not a doctor, but I'd bet that they start the dosage out at some level, and then increase it incrementally until your asleep and then tweak it as you go through the surgery. But maybe your dentist is just different "Its another one of them red heds, GET THE BIG NEEDLE" ? Maybe that should scare you. =P

    7. Re:I'm going to the Dentist this week. by Dread_ed · · Score: 2, Funny

      A similar kind of unequal reaction led to the discovery of the anesthetic properties of nitrous oxide. The anecdotal evidence I have read states that some guy named Gardner Quincy Colton used to give people nitrous oxide at parties and at lectures to his friends and associates. At one lecture he attended a man reacted in a violent manner instead of the usual happy-go-lucky manner associated with those who inhale nitrous oxide. The man hurt himself while under the influence, but did not notice it. This led a dentist in the audience to try using nitrous oxide as a pain reliever. Which led to me being able to get a free high from my dentist. Observe...

      Nurse: Ok, I'm going to put this on your nose. Just breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth for a minute and tell me when your feet start to tingle. I'll be right back.

      Me: Suuuuure. No problem.

      (Exit nurse)

      Me: (Breathing DEEPLY!!!)

      (Enter nurse after about a minute and a half)

      Nurse: How ya doin' in here? Feet tingling?

      Me: Nope, not yet. (Feet are actually NUMB! Knees are tingling)

      Nurse: Ok, I'm just going to step down the hall and get the instruments ready for your wisdom teeth. Just call me when your feet tingle, ok?

      Me: Okie dokie.

      (nurse exits)

      Me: (HUMONGOID INHALATION!!)

      (enter nurse after another two minutes)

      Nurse: How are you doing in here? Your feet tingling yet?

      Me: Nope, don't really feel much of anything. (Numb to the waist, chest is tingling now)

      Nurse: Ok, I'm going to step out again for just a second.

      Me: No problem, I'll be right here.

      (nurse exits)

      Me: (trying to take deep breaths but failing because of numb abdomen)

      (nurse returns, quickly this time)

      Nurse: Are you SURE you don't feel anything??

      Me: Um...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

      Nurse: (Smiling) I think you've had about enough of that now.

      Me: (Slober SLOBBER Slober!) Wheee!

      It is completely impossible to say anything intelligent or enlightening in a space this size, excep

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  3. What about... sex? by boa13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they need 20% less stimulation? :)

    1. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My wife is a redhead. For her, more stimulation is better. (She's getting a Sybian for christmas. If you don't know how STIMULATING one of those can be... well, you need to do some "research".)

      Another interesting thing... one orgasm is 'it' for her. After she has finished, she is so sensitive that she cannot tolerate being touched sexually. Perhaps that is somehow related to this research... (nerve sensitivity?)

    2. Re:What about... sex? by d_redguy · · Score: 1
      uhm...ah...no. Not this guy. Certainly not...uh...heh.

      HEY!! You aren't suggesting that...well, it's just not true, darn it!

      **slinks away, mumbling to self**

    3. Re:What about... sex? by cscx · · Score: 4, Funny

      She's getting a Sybian for christmas

      Sounds like someone isn't getting the job done...

    4. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      "research done"

      Sybiant

      thanks google

    5. Re:What about... sex? by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 5, Funny
      She's getting a Sybian for christmas

      Sounds like someone isn't getting the job done...

      You know it's really for himself...

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    6. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another interesting thing... one orgasm is 'it' for her. After she has finished, she is so sensitive that she cannot tolerate being touched sexually.

      This isn't really all /that/ uncommon. Women (and men, I'd imagine, but I can't comment) are incredibly different sexually in how they react to certain stimuli.

      Do some more research and you'll see! Plus, it's fun!

    7. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way.

      Sex with someone new is much more erotic than with the same old partner year after year.

      Why do you think people cheat?

    8. Re:What about... sex? by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Do some more research and you'll see! Plus, it's fun!

      I haven't tried that line before. "It's not for me, you understand. This is for Science!" Hmm, it just might work.

      Or in role-playing: Today I'll be the mad scientist and you be the sweet young innocent trapped in his experiments to measure pleasure thresholds. Now where's that lab coat?

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    9. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes.


      And you would have known that if you ever had had sex with a red-head.

    10. Re:What about... sex? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      he'll regret it when she gives up on him and decides to marry the machine.

    11. Re:What about... sex? by Agent_Eight · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you know that you've satisfied a redhead?

      She unties you

    12. Re:What about... sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know what you mean. Then I give your wife another $20, and she's hot to trot again.

    13. Re:What about... sex? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Funny
      She's getting a Sybian for christmas
      Sounds like someone isn't getting the job done...


      Oh yeah, like YOU can vibrate and rotate at independently variable speeds...
    14. Re:What about... sex? by EvilAunt · · Score: 1

      Well thank god! I too am a real redhead, and have never been able to have more than one orgasim, due to the overstimulated feeling afterwards. Now I backup what I have always told my boyfriend, it's not him, it's me! By the way, I'm not Irish, the red hair comes from the Norwegian side of the family. Of course there was that nasty habit of invading the British Isles way back...................

    15. Re:What about... sex? by localmooer · · Score: 1

      Nope. 17% less.

    16. Re:What about... sex? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      My first though when I saw this headline was "that explains the screaming." *Sigh* I will never date a non-redhead again :)

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    17. Re:What about... sex? by pablo.cl · · Score: 1
      >Do some more research and you'll see! Plus, it's fun!

      I haven't tried that line before. "It's not for me, you understand. This is for Science!" Hmm, it just might work.

      You should read I did it for Science

  4. at last, an answer! by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 5, Funny

    so that's why I spend so much on alcohol...

    1. Re:at last, an answer! by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Someone mod this guy up to a 5. That was good post ;).

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  5. Jesus... by His+Nastiness · · Score: 0, Funny

    Is it a fricking slow news day or what? I'd like to see a follow-up post about blondes having more fun.

  6. About red hair by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Red hair is a phenotype particular only to scarce areas of Northern Europe, mostly in Scotland, Ireland, and Scandinavia -- even there, it is not entirely common.

    Blazing red hair is a very recessive trait created entirely by past inbreeding in Europe -- and past inbreeding is a common heritage for Europe, as well, since most Europeans can trace their ancestors back to a very small group of perhaps a dozen Ice Age survivors. It requires not only a 3rd-level hair gene (0-3 for red), it also requires a very low lightness gene (0 for platinum blond, down thru 12 to pitch black), which is extremely recessive as well.

    Since the trait is so recessive, the extinction of redheads is predicted to be sometime in the late 21st or early 22nd century, due to population implosion of the native populations of northern Europe and the traits being lost due to interbreeding with those with dominant dark-haired traits.

    It's no surprise that redheads have other strange recessive genes that we are only now discovering -- this could prove to be very interesting, and could help a lot in future gene therapy.

    1. Re:About red hair by johnstein · · Score: 3, Interesting

      wow, i shoulda posted my response below as a reply here. (redheads losing their hair sooner). in fact i now remember a friend i knew from school who had light redish-blonde hair, however he kept it cut very short since his hair was thinning too.

      heh, this revelation probably isn't so insightful for those geneticists out there, but it makes me more and more relieved that my mother's brown hair genes won the battle of my head.

      -John

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    2. Re:About red hair by The+Tyro · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There is considerable genetic variation among racial groups with respect to many drugs.

      For example, certain persons of american indian descent have an enzyme deficiency that results in certain paralytic drugs having a greatly prolonged duration of action. Naturally, this is not always something you want in a normally rapid-on/rapid-off neuromuscular blocking agent...

      There are also racial tendencies with regard to what classes of blood pressure medications work best with certain racial groups.

      This kind of variation (along with anatomic variants) can make the practice of medicine very challenging. Don't go into medicine if you don't like surprises!

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    3. Re:About red hair by Quirk · · Score: 5, Funny

      You wrote: "since most Europeans can trace their ancestors back to a very small group of perhaps a dozen Ice Age survivors."

      I know this is the case for my family (german/danish). We've traced our family line on both sides to a brother and sister who barely avoided a slow cold death by crossing the Alps into the area around Cannes.

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    4. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      > Red hair is a phenotype particular only to scarce
      > areas of Northern Europe, mostly in Scotland,
      > Ireland, and Scandinavia -- even there, it is not
      > entirely common.

      Nope. I know from friends and relatives that red hair is also found among North Indians (especially among Kashmiris), though it is certainly in the minority. My own hair is dark brown with red highlights. But then again, Indians seem to have a wide range of phenotypes in everything from eye, skin, and hair color to the shape of eyes and faces.

      Indians in many ways appear often to be more a collection of thousands of micro-ethnicities than a single ethnic group. Though these micro-ethnicities shade into each other at the boundaries, there is a lot of variation between them. It would be interesting to see if the results presented in this study (conducted on people with European ancestry) could be replicated with Indians that have red hair. After all, it could be that this has nothing to do with red-hair in general, but only with a particular way of getting red hair.

    5. Re:About red hair by Jugalator · · Score: 5, Interesting

      this could prove to be very interesting, and could help a lot in future gene therapy.

      It could also help archaeologists understand the predecessors of Homo Sapiens better, if the research saying the "redhead gene" might come from neanderthals is true.

      I mean, if redheads are slightly more sensitive to pain somehow, I think it is very likely that neanderthals were as well. And this is things we would never know from "common", material studies alone.

      Besides, isn't it thought that blondes are making room for brunettes as well, for reasons similar to what you mention?

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    6. Re:About red hair by FishBoy23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, imagine if you would've kept going and traced back to your GRAND-parents...

    7. Re:About red hair by NexusTw1n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If black hair is the more dominant gene then how do you explain my family, parents red and black hair, 3 children all red ?

      Or Prince Harry ?

      Of the half dozen friends I know with red hair, they all come from one red one black hair parents, which to my (admittedly limited) gene knowledge, seems to indicate red hair is a dominant gene.

      Got any links to go with the wild claim red hair is going to be extinct in 100 years ? Or were you just trolling ?

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    8. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red hair is a phenotype particular only to scarce areas of Northern Europe, mostly in Scotland, Ireland, and Scandinavia Okay, I know a red haired Arab. How about that?

    9. Re:About red hair by msaavedra · · Score: 5, Informative

      Your understanding of heredity is a little bit off. The examples you give are perfectly consistent with red hair being recessive, black hair dominant. Here's a simplification of how it works: imagine we have a gene with two alleles, let's call one 'R' for red, the other 'B' for black. Each person has two copies, so the redheaded parent has RR, the black-haired parent has BR. If you look at all the combinations the children could have, 1/2 would be BR (and have black hair), and 1/2 would be RR (and have red hair). For more information, draw a Punnett square, which should spell it out more clearly.

      Note, however, that in real life, things are not quite that simple. Hair color is determined by the interaction of a number of genes. Thus, people don't have either pure black, pure blond, or pure red hair. There are many subtle variations.

      Also, the other poster, troll or not, was completely wrong about redhead genes fading out because they are recessive. Genes do not change frequency within a population because they are recessive or dominant. If you read up on Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium why this is true should be clear. Note that in very small populations (under say, 10,000), genetic drift and other random changes in the gene pool could wipe out some variants, but redheads number in the millions worldwide; their genes are not in danger of vanishing any time soon.

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    10. Re:About red hair by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 0

      you obviusly no nothing about basic gentics

      B=Red Hair
      B is not dominante so needs 2 to be a visible trait

      FATHER A+B (no red hair)
      MOTHER B+B (red hair)

      CHILD gets 1 from each
      B+B (red hair)

    11. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Nope. I know from friends and relatives that red hair is also found among North Indians.

      It also occurs amoung semits (Jews and Arabs)

    12. Re:About red hair by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 0

      no/know (wish i could spell right)

    13. Re:About red hair by Alsee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If black hair is the more dominant gene then how do you explain my family, parents red and black hair, 3 children all red ?

      It means the parent with black hair has a dominant black-gene and a recessive red-gene, and the red-headed parent has two red-genes. Each child has a 50-50 chance of red or black hair. Three of a kind is not particularly unusual.

      Red being a recessive gene means that redheads only have red-genes, a pair of redheads can only have redheaded children. People with black hair could have a hidden red-gene, and a pair of people with black hair could have a red-headed child.

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    14. Re:About red hair by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Parent One - 2 Red genes - Red Hair
      Parent Two - 1 Red/1 Black - Black Hair (that's 'cos Black is more dominant, and guessing the other MUST be Red, 'cos all the nippers are Redheads - other explanation touched on below!)

      Childred all inherit Red Genes from both parents, and get Red Hair. Easy peasy!

      Now if both yer parents had Red hair, and you had Black Hair, then at least one of your parents has some explaining to do!

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    15. Re:About red hair by dj28 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Uh, the Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium theory doesn't work. There are five factors that can throw Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium off course: mutations, gene flow, genetic drift, non-random breeding, and natural selection. As you can see, Hardy-Weinberg Equilibrium doesn't hold up in real life. Since genetic flow is a factor to people with red hair, then it will indeed change the allele frequency. So, the other poster is completely correct in his conclusions, and you are misguided.

    16. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      And if you have the gene for Malignant Hyperthemia Susceptibility, certain anaesthetics cause every muscle in your body to spasm, your core temperature skyrockets and you die. Don't talk to me about surprises!

      Luckily, when my brother was having his appendix out, it was by the chief surgeon of Toronto General, who just happened to be a friend of Dr. Britt, who at the time was one of the foremost researchers into MHS. He knew exactly what to do. (Ice bath, keep the heart going...)

      I almost certainly have the gene too, but the 100% test involves sampling a chunk of muscle tissue from a leg. I'll pass!

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    17. Re:About red hair by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My congratulations to your family researchers. I'm impressed by their being able to trace their heritage all the way back to the Ice Age. What was the name of the area around Cannes back then?

    18. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It seems to occur in a large number of black women, but I think we could be dealing with artificially constructed hairforms here. :^)

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    19. Re:About red hair by KUHurdler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I traced my family back to a guy and his wife that lived in a boat for over a year with his three sons and their wives... I think they had lots of animals too... like 2 of everything.

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    20. Re:About red hair by NexusTw1n · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative reply.

      So if a BR child can have BR or RR offspring, and a RR child can only pass on RR genes, then the red gene cannot possibly die out ?

      The black haired child has a 50-50 chance of producing red haired children, and the red haired child has 100 % chance of doing the same. So aren't the odds stacked in the red gene's favour ?

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    21. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Since the trait is so recessive, the extinction of redheads is predicted to be sometime in the late 21st or early 22nd century, due to population implosion of the native populations of northern Europe and the traits being lost due to interbreeding with those with dominant dark-haired traits.

      Since red-heads and blondes are under threat of extinction, we must immediately set up areas where they can continue to breed, and no darkies are allowed to enter. We must act now before it is too late! We must protect the species!

    22. Re:About red hair by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      I've got dark brown hair. My wife has regular brown hair.

      Our daughter has red hair.

      We each have a grandparent who had red hair. Simple.

      New child due in January. 1/4 chance of red hair, since we know now that we each carry the gene.

    23. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Note, however, that in real life, things are not quite that simple. Hair color is determined by the interaction of a number of genes. Thus, people don't have either pure black, pure blond, or pure red hair. There are many subtle variations. True enough, and there's variation depending on sunlight, diet, pool chlorine, etc. My hair morphs between blond, brunette, and red. (Not wildly, just the tint.) My moustache and .. bits tend to stay copper-tinted.

      I never could figure out all those blonds with black eyebrows. There's something unnatural about that! (Karla Homulka, I rest my case.)

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    24. Re:About red hair by AssFace · · Score: 2

      My girlfriend's family on her mother's side has that... disease? disorder? Whatever it is, they have lost at least one family member to it.

      Usually those that have it have a certain build - most obviously distinguished by large calves.

      My gf doesn't have the build, but still doesn't know if she has it since, as you say, the test for it is unpleasant.

      From what she says, this is pretty much limited to people from the Maritimes (where her mom's family is from), and the only real experts on it in the world are in Toronto and the surrounding area.

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    25. Re:About red hair by swb · · Score: 2

      Nope. I know from friends and relatives that red hair is also found among North Indians (especially among Kashmiris),

      Aren't many northern Indians decendants of an Aryan people from central Europe who might be genetically similar to northern Europeans? It would explain why many Indians have caucasian facial features, even though they have dark hair and dark skin tone.

      Or is this just BS I misremember from history?

    26. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      Basic genetics is the simplied version. It's a little more complex than that. Sometimes you need a few genes to switch something on, and some genes tend to hang around in gangs.

      For a good book on that, Richard Dawkins' The Selfish Gene is my recommendation. I'm sure that there's better technical books, but it's a Good Read. Keep the salt handy for the intra-evolutionist cat-fights.

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    27. Re:About red hair by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      Typical /. thinking, you forgot the sexual partner.

      Really, though, if both people were BR then what you said would be true, same goes for RR. But if you have a BR and an RR, then you have a 75% chance of RR and 25% of BR offspring.

      But as one of the parent (did I intend that pun?) posts pointed out hair color isn't just determined by one gene, but that is a good simplification of how things work.

    28. Re:About red hair by operagost · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn, I'm jealous... I only traced mine back to some guy who killed a big ugly Palestinian with a rock.

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    29. Re:About red hair by gmack · · Score: 2

      My father and all of my uncles have found that local anesthetic doesn't work at all.

      Thankfully I don't have it as bad but I have noticed that local doesn't work as well or last as long as the medical staff usually expect it to and general simply takes forever to work.

      I have a nasty memory of having a doctor trying to stich my leg back together only to realise the anesthetic had completely worn off.

      Several of my uncles have had to have relatively minor cuts stitched without anesthetic simply because it's less painful than having the emergency room they happen to be in constantly apply needles in the hopes that a large enough dose will work.

      There are no redheads in my father's side of the the family at all and that side of the family is German.

    30. Re:About red hair by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Then how's come my red hair comes from the part of my family from Eastern Europe and Slavic countries? =[

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    31. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, why would some lame moderator waste his points on an anonymous post??

    32. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe that most Europeans and Indians are both descendents of people from an area just east of eastern Europe. Indian languages also share a common ancestory with most European languages.

      There were also people already there before they got there. (I forget what they're called, who knows this answer?).

    33. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Scotland in my case. I could see the Maritimes having just a bit of a Scottish background. :^P

      Dr. Britt has since retired back to Britain or Ireland. Do you know of any current experts in the Toronto area? It's mainly for dental work -- all the current pain-killers are supposed to be safe, but some dentists freak when you tell them and want some expert to pass the blame to. (One dental surgeon's assistant backed up and said "Is it ongoing?" [Subtext: Can I catch it?] Yeah, ongoing all my life lady, come closer and I'll give you some MHS luvin' and cooties!)

      My father has his teeth done at a hospital clinic but that's expensive. Email me or post if you know: androidcat99@hotmail.com.

      There might be some bonus to the MHS genes -- Like how the genes for Sickle Cell give you resistance to Malaria if you don't get the full dose. It's hard for me to judge how other people's bodies work, but adrenaline does hit me like a pile-driver, so perhaps some ancestors made fine berserks? (As always, the pay-back is a bitch afterwards.) Bonus: I don't have to drink as much coffee to get completely jazzed!

      The large calves might be due to the equivalent of a constant electro-stim "workout". Again, hard for me to judge, but another possible bonus is that during certain acts when muscles clench, they most certainly do, oh yeah!

      disease? disorder? Condition, allergy? There is a blood test that can find 100% negative, but if you fail that, you only might have it. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend's family loss. As I said, we were damned lucky when my brother found out the hard way.

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    34. Re:About red hair by Merlin42 · · Score: 2

      Since the trait is so recessive, the extinction of redheads is predicted to be sometime in the late 21st or early 22nd century, due to population implosion of the native populations of northern Europe and the traits being lost due to interbreeding with those with dominant dark-haired traits.


      Oh boy ... damn biologists can't do math! Unless there is some environmental presure working against the phenotype the percentage of genotype is (more or less) preserved across generations. If mating were truly random across the globe then in a few generations we would have just as many redheads (as a percentage of the GLOBAL population) ... they would just be spread out across the globe better.

      Type O blood is a recessive, BUT the percentage of type O phenotypes is not exactly going up or down b/c of type A, type B, or type AB phenotypes.
    35. Re:About red hair by AssFace · · Score: 1

      I'll definitely ask my gf and her mom, and then pass on any info if they have any.

      On a side note, if another fun thing that the Scotts get (my family on my mom's side is Scoth/Irish) is an increased chance of getting MS if you live in a certain area of Scotland. The current thinking is that it is similar to ALS where there are a few different varients of it, and one varient is passed on by the combination of genetic propensity to it (and the Scotts have it), and then a virus that passes it and is present in the area.

      My Grandma lived in that part of the world when she was young and that was around when she started showing signs of MS, although for a good while they weren't sure what it was.

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    36. Re:About red hair by denjin · · Score: 1

      I think this is only in regards to MPB (possibly). I know that my family has a ton of redheaded women in it, and none of us ever had thin hair or anything similar.

      Can't comment on males though, I don't know if there has been a male redhead in a few generations. (Yes, norwegian decent...)

    37. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm almost certain you are either lying or delusional.

    38. Re:About red hair by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      Or even wierder.. How do you explain MY haircolor(s) then? :) My father is of gypsy origin with black hair and a dark skintone. My mother is a Natural redhead, with freckles, flaming red hair and a light skintone.

      Me? I have a somewhat darked reddish brown hair on my head, no freckles, blonde hair in my armpits, black hair on my chest and stomach, and flaming red hair, uhm.. down there.

    39. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another bullshit theory from SexyKellyOsbourne. Believes everything he reads and passes it off as wisdom.

    40. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Thanks!

      "Bad" genes is funny things. If they had no benefit and only harm, they'd remove themselves from the pool eventually. (Like Queen Victoria's genetic time-bomb to her in-bred descendants.)

      Some, like Sickle Cell as I said above, have a benefit if you don't get the double reenforcement. (Trivia: There's a different gene from Africa that also gives resistance to malaria, and has the same problem when reenforced.) The games theory math for these genes must be very tricky -- on the one hand, they provide a benefit in half-dose and so tend to spread. On the other hand, if they spread too much, they reenforce and tend to kill the host. (Perhaps there are no bad genes, just genes that are misunderstood?)

      Mother Nature is the ultimate kludge-artist: "Okay, if I hack this gene, it'll increase blood-flow. It'll cause problems later, but that's tommorow's problem, sucks to be you." I mean, she wired the eye receptor cells with the I/O coming out of the front of the cell! Hopefully all that "unused" genetic information will turn out to be code comments (as well as version control).

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    41. Re:About red hair by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

      Now explain why both of my parents and my brother have black hair, but I have red :P

    42. Re:About red hair by jvj1 · · Score: 1

      Indian Languages and European languages has a common origin. See the Indo-European Language Tree here.

      http://www.georgetown.edu/cball/oe/oe-ie.html

    43. Re:About red hair by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Now explain why both of my parents and my brother have black hair, but I have red

      That's what recessive means.

      I specificly said "People with black hair could have a hidden red-gene, and a pair of people with black hair could have a red-headed child.".

      Each of your parents has one black gene and one red gene. Since the red is recessive, you see the dominant black hair. You have a 50-50 chance for each parent to give you a red gene. That's a 25% chance you'll get two red genes. If you get two red genes (red-red) you have red hair. That leaves a 75% chance of having black hair (25% black-red, 25% red-black, 25% black-black).

      On the other hand it's possible your father doesn't have any red genes, but the mailman does.

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    44. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You traced your family back... to the Ice Age? That is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have heard in a long time. The amazing part is that it is modded as insightful.

    45. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nah, just french.

    46. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your understanding of heredity is a little bit off.
      Your explanation of heredity is oversimplified.

      Also, the other poster, troll or not, was completely wrong about redhead genes fading out because they are recessive. Genes do not change frequency within a population because they are recessive or dominant
      True, but their phenotype can, especially in a phenotype involving as many genes, some of which do not fit the Mandellian ideal of having only two possible alleles, as hair color or skin tone.

    47. Re:About red hair by GLX · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but if I were you I'd check with the mailman. :-)

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    48. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that this not only holds true for the European region, but for most of Northern America (US/canada) as well - all non-native inhabitants of NA (which is the greater part AFAIK) can trace their ancestors back to a pretty small group of migrants (not dozens, but also not much beyond 100k). And those migrants all go back to this small group of Ice Age survivors ...

    49. Re:About red hair by Spasemunki · · Score: 3, Informative

      The 'Aryan' people who moved into India and provide the genetic background for a lot of Northern Indians were from Persia, not Europe. And while some of these Persians did continue to migrate into Europe later on, I don't think they made it as far as Scandinavia, where the red-headed gene has its genesis (red-heads in Ireland and other parts of Europe are largely a product of intermixing with Vikings). There aren't many red-headed Iranians that I know of, so it seems unlikely that Indian red-heads come from Persian stock.


      On the other hand, there were a lot of European genes that moved through Asia Minor, India, and into Central Asia and China along the Silk Road. They've found ethnically Caucasian mummies in China that are a result of this migration and mixing. Unless the Kashmiri red-heads are a product of a local mutation that was concentrated in the population, it seems more likely that these genes were brought from Northern Europe much later than the Aryan immigration from Persia. The Vikings got around, so it seems reasonable that they might have sent some genetic material into the near-east and the subcontinent one way or another.

    50. Re:About red hair by Jagasian · · Score: 2

      My understanding is that an Aryan race originated from modern day India, moved through modern day Iran, Iraq... and all the way up to Europe. With some of this tribe settling along the way. Note that allot of important things started in India: advanced mathematics, Sumerians, sophisticated sexuality...

      Not that I am Indian, but from what I have seen, they have contributed allot to this world. Oh, and their herbs, spices, and currys rock!

    51. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the matter has, to my knowledge, not been the subject of scientific investigation, there is a belief among german anaesthesiologists that people of east mediterranean origin require significantly less anaesthetics compared with northern european patients. Any comments?

    52. Re:About red hair by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Joseph from the book of Genesis was supposedly a redhead.

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    53. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're a member of the golden backed chimpanzees.

    54. Re:About red hair by MAurelius · · Score: 3, Informative
      Thanks for posting your experience with MH, which is every anethesiologist's nightmare. I know, because I'm an anesthesiologist. Obviously, it's critical that everyone like you with a strong family history of this disease, tell their anesthesiologist before any surgery!!


      At the risk of being off-topic, I also wanted to say that people like you can be safely anesthetized without triggering an MH episode. I just had a patient like you last week with a similar family history. At our hospital, we have a special vapor-free anesthesia machine, which supplies only oxygen and Nitrous Oxide (N2O), which are both safe. We use muscle relaxants that are known to be safe (succinlycholine is NOT safe) and in my case last week I ran infusions of propofol and alfentanil for the six-hour lumbar spinal fusion (patient in prone position). The young man (37 y/o) did fine and woke up with no memory of the surgery and relatively little post-op pain. The patient had an epidural catheter for post-op pain control, using morphine by continuous drip.


      Marcus

    55. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      which is every anethesiologist's nightmare

      I can bet. Frequently the first indication of MH in a family is an attack in what should have been a simple operation -- and then it's brown trousers/think fast time. The last estimates I heard were a while ago, but I think it was one in 10,000?

      My brother had his operation in the '70's when MH wasn't as widely known, so it was lucky that the surgeon just happened to be very well informed. I'm glad that anesthesiologists are informed. Now if only that would filter out to the GPs and dentists. Ah well. (There are web sites with good info that are easy to find.)

      Oddly enough, I did have my tonsils out in the '60's before we knew this. I got through it, but my muscles were sore for days afterwards, so I wonder if maybe the hospital forgot to mention a little reaction...?

      Tell their anesthesiologist before any surgery And wear a Medic-Alert bracelet, And keep a card in my wallet. I wouldn't want to ruin an anesthesiologist's day. :^)

      Maybe it's really all because I'm part red-head?

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    56. Re:About red hair by cburley · · Score: 1
      Hopefully all that "unused" genetic information will turn out to be code comments (as well as version control).

      More likely: the license, and a highly-restrictive one at that. (No reverse engineering, modification, multiple backup, copying, or publishing performance data....)

      GNU Genes to the rescue!

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    57. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Typical /. thinking, you forgot the sexual partner."

      Well, duh, if we had sexual partners, why would we waste time on /.?

    58. Re:About red hair by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but, as a geneticist I have to point out that you are SO wrong. Red hair has been identified as originating in 4 different mutations roughly 50,000 years old in a protein receptor all people have. The mutations all probably originated in the British isles. If you are heterozygous dominant or homozygous dominant for the mutant gene you will probably be a redhead. The degree of redness depends on which mutant variation you have, and a few other genes responsible for hair pigmentation in all people redheaded or not. It is therefore a dominant trait.

      Also its dead sexy!

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    59. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      King David was a red head. It could also be that if the was an Esau he was a red head. One of the pharohs was red headed. If my memory serves me, it was Tut.

    60. Re:About red hair by broter · · Score: 2

      If they had no benefit and only harm, they'd remove themselves from the pool eventually.

      Interesting thing. If a gene is all bad, but doesn't kill you until a bit after the typical breeding age, I imaging it has a good chance of staying in the population (at least until modern times). Think about a ficticious gene that causes males with it to die around age 30 with a high probability. Until *very* recently (20th century), most of the fatherly duties would be over by then and the offspring would survive (until the gene kills them).

      As for females, I'm sure a longer lived mother would be a better competator than a shorter lived one. But even then, as long as the genes was less likely to kill the female than child birth and other factors it could continue to exist in the pool.

      Even so, as long as the prob that you die from your genes can be reduced by environmental factors, all bad genes can still exist in a population as long as they tend to be linked to worth while genes.

      In responce to a previous post about red hair becoming extinct, it probably won't go away (and the genes linked to it) due to preferential breeding status. Considering that red hair is twice as likely to show up in playboy then in the wild population, I don't think the red heads will be extinct.

      Just my $.02

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    61. Re:About red hair by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Blazing red hair is a very recessive trait created entirely by past inbreeding in Europe -- and past inbreeding is a common heritage for Europe, as well, since most Europeans can trace their ancestors back to a very small group of perhaps a dozen Ice Age survivors.

      It's important to point out that traits and genes are not actually created by inbreeding, just expressed. (I realize you probably know this, but it needs to be emphasized).

      Do you have a reference for the claim that Europeans are descended from "perhaps a dozen" Ice Age survivors? I've seen mitochrondrial DNA studies that can trace matrilineal inheritance back to this many women, but that's quite different from an estimate on a population bottleneck. In particular, it's quite possible for the size of the population could be much larger, but forfemale-line descendents of other "clan mothers" to have died out since.

      This paper argues against the idea of a Pleistocene human population bottleneck:

      Both genetic and anthropological data are incompatible with the hypothesis of a recent population size bottleneck. Such an event would be expected to leave a significant mark across numerous genetic loci and observable anatomical traits, but while some subsets of data are compatible with a recent population size bottleneck, there is no consistently expressed effect that can be found across the range where it should appear, and this absence disproves the hypothesis.

      Lastly, I think forecasting the total extinction of redheads is a wee bit premature. The genes are out there, and while their frequency may decrease with time due to low birthrates in Europe and North America, you'd have a hard time convincing me that European descendents are going to leave no offspring at all. As long as there are two people carrying redheaded genes, whatever other "weird" phenotypes they have, their kids will have red hair. And it's not as though we're all about to go breeding willy-nilly.

    62. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flaw in your reasoning: the redheads showing up in Playboy are probably not marrying and having children with redheaded men or men who carry recessive redheaded genes. Spread too thinly in a larger population, recessive genes tend to die out. There are a lot of domesticated plants and animals which once existed but cannot be reproduced today, for instance, through selective breeding, because the genes that once existed have been bred out of the population. For instance, once upon a time, all carrots were white; then the fashion for orange carrots drove the white carrot to extinction, and now it is too late to recreate this white carrot, because the genes for it were not reproduced. So, unless a freak strain out there still has the gene and is somehow discovered later before it dies out, the white carrot is gone for good.

    63. Re:About red hair by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Flamebait!? Jerks! read SexyKellyOsbourns other posts and see if I'm wrong. He's full of it! And you silly moderators give him +5, interesting every time!! bwhahahahahahaha!!!!

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    64. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the migration went the other way: from Europe, through central asia, and into India. European derived genes dominate on the male side, but not the female side, of high caste Indians, which is consistent with an invasion of Aryan warriors marrying local women, in a similar fashion to what happened in the Americas during the Conquest by the Spanish.

      And Sumerians didn't originate in India, they originated in Sumeria. All the other things you mentioned didn't originate in India, either. You can find them all, at an earlier date, in Egypt and Sumeria.

    65. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where do you think the original Persians (and Scythians, and other east-Indo-European language groups) came from?

      There were plenty of redheads in ancient Greece (or modern Greece, if US soccer player Alexi Lalas is typical), as well as the red and blonde haired mummies found in Western China (though these are probably west-Indo-European speaking Tocharians, not east-Indo-European speakers).

      There's plenty of anecdotal evidence that there were plenty of blondes and redheads amongst ancient Persians and Scythians; modern Persians speak the language descended from ancient Persian, but they are now a heavily intermixed group, including the peoples who were probably originally conquered by the original Persians. Yes, I have run into the occasional blonde or green eyed Persian/Iranian, but it is pretty rare, now.

      Death masks and other evidence from Sythian burials in central asia and Siberia are so strikingly European in their appearance, that it would be highly unusual if these ancient peoples were not blonde or redheaded to some degree.

      People are forever making the mistake of looking at what people from a particular region look like now, and imagining that they are related to, and look like, the people who have always lived there since before recorded history. Not true! People move around alot, people change. Central Asia was once just as "European" as Europe itself, in terms of native populations.

    66. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No; the word you are looking for here is "henna".

    67. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the odds are not stacked in the recessive gene's favor, because you have no assurrance that the other partner happens to have the recessive gene. RR marries BR, but does not know whether, in fact, he is really a BR or a BB, until she produces some RR children. Otherwise, there is no way of knowing. On the whole, BB partners will outnumber BR partners by a large factor, and there will be no way to tell which is which in advance.

    68. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blondes with black eyebrows are bottle blondes: they bleach their hair. Obviously they don't have the nerve to bleach their eyebrows as well. These are the "dumb blondes" we hear so much about.

    69. Re:About red hair by aswang · · Score: 2

      The Hardy-Weinberg equilibrium is only an ideal case. The answers derived from the equation are not meant to be exact, but they tend to be good enough, so much so that in epidemiology, the five assumptions of no mutation, no gene flow, no genetic drift, random mating, and no natural selection can be used as a starting point for calculating incidence and prevalence even when there is obvious data that contradicts the five assumptions. Given that most mutations are lethal, and most of the remainder are silent, the mutation rate doesn't factor into the equation all that much--the mutation rate only matters if the mutations are non-lethal and therefore actually change the gene pool. While gene flow may affect human subpopulations, it doesn't really matter for the human race as a whole because we are all stuck on this planet for the time being. And because of globalization and the current ease of travel due to airplanes, genetic drift isn't all that important either. Only non-random breeding and natural selection are likely to influence the equation in this case, and since there is unlikely to be hard data at this point, I would hazard to guess that despite various anecdotes, red haired people really aren't selected as mates more often than anyone else, and while one might infer from this story that there is a different survival rate for being red-haired vs. not, I'd be willing to bet that the selective pressure is miniscule at best.

    70. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't kill me, just made me angry, and
      now I know where to find their
      great-great-grandson. See you later.

      BigUglyPalestinian.

    71. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people already in india before the aryans got there were dravidians.

    72. Re:About red hair by Ospeovedizer · · Score: 1
      ...certain anaesthetics cause every muscle in your body to spasm, your core temperature skyrockets and you die

      That sounds like what happened when I pulled the fan off my Athlon.

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    73. Re:About red hair by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Interesting...I'm 50% Irish, no red hair in the family, but I do take a pretty robust dose of dental anesthesia. Wonder if they correlated ethnic backgrounds in general.

      rj

    74. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I sort of figured that: Unnatural Blonds. Imagine subjecting yourself to a pre-frontal la-bottle-me and being too wuss to do the eyebrows as well...

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    75. Re:About red hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And most red heads (not all)I know/have known have bad Body odour as well. One Lass was particularly rank

    76. Re:About red hair by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Yeah, once we're past historical breeding age, evolution doesn't give a damn. (Unless having experienced elders around helped their relatives [fellow gene containers] survive.) Richard Dawkins' book The Selfish Gene is a Good Read. It makes you think even if you don't agree with everything in it.

      Completely harmful is also tricky to judge. As I've said, there are genes that are beneficial in a half-dose. It would be interesting to see if there were social customs of marrying outside the local area where there were genes like that around. (Probably impossible to research that now.)

      Hey, notice how many doubled-up bad genes only kill males? Who do I sue?

      The ultimate in trade-off genes has to be our skulls. Mother Nature: "Yeah, I'll give their kids Big Heads. HUGE Bowling Ball Heads stuffed with brains -- it'll kill a lot of the mothers in childbirth, but what the hey! They'll select for wider pelvises. And I'd better make their kids cute for at least 11 years so that the parents don't kill the young smart-asses."

      I worry about the unnatural selection of the Fashion Model Famine Victim look (FMFV syndrome). These are not women who should be having children. (Bad diet if nothing else.) And in my personal opinion, I like some padding on the bones of a partner. "You break it, you bought it" is a fine policy for a shop that sells china and ceramics, but in bed...? :^P

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  7. I know these guys! by Scaebor · · Score: 2, Funny
    Anesthesiology is still very much a mystery to scientists, and picking the right dosage that keeps someone out without killing them is still very much an art. Studies like this will help them determine how anesthesics work and why.
    Yeah, there are these guys that live down the hall of my dorm that said something like that. They keep telling me "Man, we're like, you know, doctors or scientists or something. Yeah..."
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    1. Re:I know these guys! by ard · · Score: 1
      > "Hey brother Christian with your high and mighty errand / your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word you're saying"

      Hey sister bleeding heart with all of your compassion, your labours soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation

      ;)

  8. I Doubt It by e8johan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This proves that correlation studies can be used to find many results. You can find that statistically, red-heads feel pain easier, but this does not say anything about any single individual.
    There is a reason to why one says "lies, damn lies and statistics. Correlation has been used to "prove" many things such as racist ideas (superiority due to colour), intelligence from weight etc. A good correlation between two parameters does *not* prove that they are connected!

    1. Re:I Doubt It by JMemmert · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I concur with the above statement and would like to add some more comments.
      I am a dark blonde with no redheads in my family for roughly three generations back (No jokes about inbreeding here, please. ;-))
      My tolerance for novocaine, diazepam (valium) and a host of other anesthetics is about 12x normal (tripple the dosage, 1/4th of the duration) and has puzzled more than one specialist. The result of careful analysis has shown that my body eliminates most anesthetics at a much higher rate than normal.
      My pain level is no higher or lower than average though my sensitivity to stimuli is much higher than average (I can read a photocopy with my fingertips, sometimes even writing in ink).
      Based on that point of data, I'd say that equating sensitivity to stimuli to sensitivity to pain, as it has happened in many posts is probably not a good (i.e. valid) idea. I should be screaming of pain most the time if this were true.
      Only empirical evidence with a very limited set of data, I know, but as e8johan stated: "but this does not say anything about any single individual".
      The next question is whether sensitivity to pain has any relevance to the effect of an anesthetic.
      If I remember correctly, local anesthetics work vastly different from general anesthesia by targeting different areas in the body.
      [1] states that Novocaine et al. supress the transmission of stimuli through the nerve while general anesthetics act in the brain ([2] has something about some anesthetics triggering the sleep cycle, for others, I don't know).
      Desflurane now is a geneal anesthetic, acting in the brain. So, any reference to "I can do this, I can do that" that does not duplicate the function of a geneal anesthetic is useless...
      This means that my impressive tolerance for Novocaine et al. does not have any significance for the research performed as it targets a different type of anesthetic. The same goes for many other comments along the same lines, including alcohol.
      Alcohol acts as an inhibitor ([3] states: "Alcohol acts primarily at the GABAa receptor to facilitate its action, thus in essence creating enhanced inhibition.") but does not have a sufficiently strong effect that the person affected could consciously compare it to a geneal anesthetic...
      As for the use of alcohol as geneal anesthetic, which would be the next logical argument... it's not been very effective prior to complete unconsciousness and the level and speed of alcohol absorption plays a huge role. That also rules out any comment along the lines of "I can drink more than an ox".

      I won't ask for people to check what they're writing for relevance... after all, I enjoy many of the comments I read here, but it is considered bad style to criticize the work of others without enough commonalities between the work and the critical remarks.

    2. Re:I Doubt It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good correlation between two parameters does *not* prove that they are connected!

      To quote the amazing Cecil Adams of Straight Dope fame (this is from Friday's column):

      "But unlike civil juries or newspaper writers, scientists aren't permitted to equate correlation with causation. They can't be content merely to establish that A occurred, then B did; they have to find a precise mechanism of cause and effect."

    3. Re:I Doubt It by Alsee · · Score: 3, Informative

      A good correlation between two parameters does *not* prove that they are connected!

      It prooves they are correlated. :)
      I'd consider that a connection. I assume you meant to say it doesn't prove causation.

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    4. Re:I Doubt It by Skirwan · · Score: 2
      My tolerance for novocaine, diazepam (valium) and a host of other anesthetics is about 12x normal (tripple the dosage, 1/4th of the duration) and has puzzled more than one specialist. The result of careful analysis has shown that my body eliminates most anesthetics at a much higher rate than normal.
      That would be a result of your mutant healing factor. Now retract those claws and get back to the Institute before we lock you up, you filthy mutant.

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    5. Re:I Doubt It by Fjord · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree with you, kind of. The problem here is that they are trying to assign causation: redheads need more anethetic because they feel more pain. There's nothing here that supports that. Instead, taking a needle and pricking people with verious hair colours would determine a hair-color/pain senstitivity link. There are just too many other factors, most notably how redheads process the anethesic. Maybe they need more because they have a higher tolerance for outside chemical changes.

      But it does show that redheads need more anethetic on average, that's what correlation is.

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    6. Re:I Doubt It by e8johan · · Score: 2

      "But it does show that redheads need more anethetic on average, that's what correlation is."

      Well, that information isn't very useful, unless your an economist trying to asses how much anatheic that will be consumed during the next budget period or something...

  9. This article is a big steaming pile by rhodesbe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am a redhead who is dating a redhead, and who has red haired relatives all over my family tree. I can tell you that redhead pain sensitivity is no more or less than anyone else. You can believe what you want, but just remember: If you tell an irishman he can't handle pain, he'll cut his own balls off to prove it, then he'll shove them down your throat and stomp your ass into a mudhole so you remember. Believe me.

    1. Re:This article is a big steaming pile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...then the irishman sobers up only to realize that that he cut off his own balls, and ate them himself.

    2. Re:This article is a big steaming pile by seattle2napa · · Score: 0
      amen...i have reddish-brown hair and when i grow it out a very red beard, and you can jab me a few times in the side with a shiv and after i smile at you i'll pound your sorry a** into the dirt and leave you wishing you had never been born.

      :)

      back to the regularly scheduled programming

    3. Re:This article is a big steaming pile by the+way,+you+die · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pain sensitivity is not the same as pain threshold.

      And I'd rather get my ass stomped into a mudhole than have my testicles removed, but that's just me I guess.

    4. Re:This article is a big steaming pile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let's schedule an appointment and test this assumption of yours.

      back to the regularly scheduled drunken ginny mick gaybuggery

    5. Re:This article is a big steaming pile by JM_the_Great · · Score: 1, Funny

      aah, so this explains why red-heads are a minority. It's natural selection from all the male red-heads cutting off their balls :)

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    6. Re:This article is a big steaming pile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that he was arguing with his own reflection in the mirror.

  10. this is real science by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

    ... meanwhile, the cure for cancer people have given up and gone home.

  11. Redneck Redhead Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain."
    It took scientists to figure this out?! I thought we'd all known for years that redheads, especially ladies, experience more pain from the simple act of a stranger saying hello than they do from passing a kidney-stone. Why, the last time I tried to say "hey, how are you?" to a lovely redheaded girl, I thought I was about to lose my manhood in a horrific accident! Short fuses, and all...

    Then again, these were scientists from the University of Kentucky. Who better to study redheads, than rednecks?

    On a serious note, this doesn't surprise me too much. Redheads are well known for having extremely sensitive skin. Ever see a redhead with a tan? If you have, it was a rarity, most redheads go straight from pasty-white to fire-engine red; freckles (another sensitivity based reaction to the sun) are more common among redheads than folks with locks of other colors. So it seems logical that this would extrapolate to other areas of pain and sensitivity.

    Bart Wilkins
    1. Re:Redneck Redhead Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is hilarious. Whoever said that Slashdotters were afraid to talk to women? All these stories are absolutely credible.

      Why, the last time I tried to say "hey, how are you?" to a lovely redheaded girl, I thought I was about to lose my manhood in a horrific accident!

    2. Re:Redneck Redhead Study? by broller · · Score: 2

      Then again, these were scientists from the University of Kentucky. Who better to study redheads, than rednecks

      Actually, as the article (and the article summary) says, it was the University of Louisville in Kentucky. "The University of Kentucky" refers to UK, which is located in Lexington, KY. You've done the equivalent of calling Florida State "the University of Miami."

      Students from both schools would be offended by your comment.

    3. Re:Redneck Redhead Study? by uk_greg · · Score: 1

      And both schools have well regarded medical programs. U of L has done pioneering work in artificial hearts, for example.

    4. Re:Redneck Redhead Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice stereotype. Congratulations for being enlightened.

    5. Re:Redneck Redhead Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they'd be offended iffen they could figger out this here Internet thing, but the damn web teevee box ain't got no Internet channel on it.

    6. Re:Redneck Redhead Study? by O.M.A.C. · · Score: 1

      Get out to UK and UL before you think we're all just a bunch of hicks. A few of us can figure out how to use the resources available via the Internet. And surprise, I'm not even connecting via AOL.

      And where exactly did you attend college? Somehow I doubt I would be any more impressed than you are by UL and UK.

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  12. I can see it by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny
    Taco: holy shit guys, there are more stories about Micro$oft [with emphasis on the '$' - Eds] than Linux today!!1!!

    Chrisd: I know.

    Taco: well, do soemethiung abouttit man!!1!

    Chrisd: Some poor schmuck submitted a storie a few minutes ago about the effect of anesthesis on readhe...

    Taco: yeah, post that. Do it!!1!!

    Chrisd: Are you sure???

    Taco: Do it, dammit!!!1!1!

    Chrisd: OK...

    1. Re:I can see it by cadfael · · Score: 2
      Well, at least its not from Timothy, so we're pretty sure its not a repost.

      Join the newest gameshow on /. Who can find the previous incarnation of a story that Timothy just posted? Winner gets 50 karma.

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    2. Re:I can see it by nsushkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      After Red Hat, redheads is the next best topic ;)

    3. Re:I can see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we already knew that Red Hat needs more applied to make them stop working because their security is good enough to give them more protection than some other systems...

  13. I've noticed that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, I've noticed that if the girl's a redhead, I usually have to slip an extra hit of roofies into her drink.

    1. Re:I've noticed that by bmajik · · Score: 2

      dude, the whole point of redheads is "no ruphies required".

      what the hell is wrong with _you_ ? do your teeth look like the back of a hammer or something ? :)

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  14. Warning: Bad Irish Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Its just the Irish blood. Its gotten too used to the mind-numbing effects of tranquilizers and other barbiturates.

    1. Re:Warning: Bad Irish Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Its just the Irish blood. Its gotten too used to the mind-numbing effects of tranquilizers and other barbiturates
      Now, now; that's totally uncalled for (though you definitely get points for the proper spelling of "barbiturates"). In any case, a ridiculous and inaccurate stereotype such as this can harm an entire culture, causing pain and mental anguish to all who encounter your comment. Your glib, off-color joke only serves to perpetuate the negative image many people hold of the Irish.

      Besides, everyone knows that the Irish aren't a culture of druggies. We just drink a shitload of beer!

      P.S. Anti-props to whomever named "O'Douls." No self-respecting Irishman would ever catch himself drinking a non-alcoholic brew.
    2. Re:Warning: Bad Irish Joke by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ireland is not where most of the redheads are. In fact, Scotland has far more per-capita redheads, and IIRC even Belgium has more. It's just a stereotype in the USA, because here, most of the redheads really are of Irish descent. But that's only because Ireland has sent so many more immigrants to the US than the countries more densely populated with redheads. (Irish-Americans far outnumber the entire population of Ireland!)

    3. Re:Warning: Bad Irish Joke by ErikBaard · · Score: 1

      Well, the very word "Scotland" comes from Scoti, meaning, "an Irishman" in Latin. Look it up. There was a failing kingdom in northeast Ireland that took its chances in estavlishing itself anew across the strait.

    4. Re:Warning: Bad Irish Joke by Urox · · Score: 1

      Scotland may have more redheads, but there are quite a number of redheads in Ireland. My SO (Irishman on H1B) said they were pretty rare in Ireland but when I visited his family, there seemed to be quite a number, from school children to saleswomen to old grannys.

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    5. Re:Warning: Bad Irish Joke by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      >We just drink a shitload of beer! don't forget the whisky, and damn straight about the o'douls

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  15. Anyone have an idea... by shepd · · Score: 1

    Why, even after a double dose of Novocain, I always feel some pain when the dentist works on my cavities (black/grey hair here)? Is it worth it to ask for another hit? :-)

    Last time I told the dentist the drill was hurting he told me "I'll get it done quicker then"... ARGH! Quicker hurts more! (You're better just not to say anything).

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    1. Re:Anyone have an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After a shot, the dentist should leave you for five minutes or so for the stuff to do its thing. I usually spend that time gently massaging it in to my gums and jaw. If I get sharp pains after the drilling starts, then they stop and do another cycle. Otherwise, I'd be at a different dentist.

      There's no enjoyment whatsoever that I've ever been aware of from a shot of novocaine or lidocaine, but if the first one didn't do the job, then hell yeah it's worth it to stop everything and get another shot. Nothing wrong with a little polite assertiveness.

  16. New course in Anesthesiologist curriculum by StefMeister · · Score: 1, Funny

    How to see the difference between a fake and a real redhead 101

    I'm sure this might boost the number of Anesthesiologists a bit in the future :)

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  17. Blondes vs. redheads by Farang · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article: "Red hair is the first visible human trait...linked to anesthetic requirement." Not sure what "anesthetic requirement" actually is, but I recall that years ago it was reported that blue-eyed people have a higher tolerance for pain. Whether that lowers their anesthetic requirement... I believe "anesthesia" means "without sensation," in other words unconscious. So what are we talking about here? Do we mean the ability to tolerate perceived pain, or how easily one slips into unconsciousness after being drugged? Are the two related?

    1. Re:Blondes vs. redheads by Shalome · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's strange.. about 10 years ago my optometrist told me that blue-eyed blondes are somewhat more sensitive to pain, especially related to the eyes. He said he has more trouble fitting blue-eyed blondes for contacts (especially hard lenses), and that they tended to experience worse night vision and painfully poor tolerance for high light-levels, expecially with contacts in.

      Then again, he could have just been trying to make me feel better when I wimped out on hard lenses (I could only open my eyes in darkened rooms when I had them in, even after two weeks of "getting used to them"). I'm fine with soft lenses, though!

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    2. Re:Blondes vs. redheads by dmayle · · Score: 1

      Wha you're talking about doesn't necessarily refer to blue-eyed blondes. My roommate is a brunette with some of the most striking blue eyes I've ever seen, and she has problems with bright lights, and her contacts. From what I've heard from her (as relayed through her eye-doctor), her sensitivity is due to a lack of something (I'm not sure what) in her eyes that is common (though not necessarily pervasive) in people with blue eyes. It's similar to how low melatonin can cause skin sensitivity.

    3. Re:Blondes vs. redheads by __dtrance · · Score: 1

      Shit, so now how tolerant to pain am I?

      Red hair, blue eyes...

      Yeah, I know about the sensitivity to light and all that crap that comes with blue eyes... That's why my office is dark... Anyone else have hell with those flourescent bulbs?

  18. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm greatly disturbed that this got modded 'Interesting'....

  19. hair dye affecting brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    as a natural redhead, i've never dyed my hair. about 95% of my friends w/out red hair have dyed their hair red (or some other color); thus, i wonder if the chemicals in hair dye affect the brain so that it is less stimilated by pleasure, pain, etc...
    -MB

  20. Obligitory Kids In The Hall Reference by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Red-Haired Girls

    [Setting: A Tree-Filled Field in the Woods.]
    [The It's A Fact Girl jumps in front of the camera and into a close up.]

    It's A Fact Girl: It's A Fact.

    [The It's A Fact Girl runs back into the woods, in sped up motion. When she stops, Scott as The Queen of England leans over in front of the camera and smiles as she addresses it.]

    Scott: Hello. When I was a little girl, if a child was born with red hair, she was considered irreparably evil and drowned as a witch. It's a fact!

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  21. Sexy by Geekwad · · Score: 1

    Is this why Redheads are so much sassier? Because they're so much more physically sensitive? ... in bed?

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  22. I have this problem, try carbocaine. by Gldm · · Score: 1

    Novacaine only reduces pain by about half to three quarters for me, and that topical gel stuff they put on your gums before the injection? That actually CAUSES me pain. I told them to cut it out and just do without it.

    Carbocaine's usually used for shorter term dental work as it doesn't last as long, but I find it's fine for the average 30-45 min job and then I don't have to be numb for another few hours too, which is a plus. The downside is it kinda tickles a little cause it feels like you've got a mouthfull of fizzing soda for some reason.

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  23. New Department? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others

    What section is this, ChrisD's lurve tips?

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  24. 90% Red Hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Northern Romania (Maramures) there is a village where 90% of the people have red hair. The 10% without red hair are originally not from the village

  25. I have red hair, and it effects me by AC+Graham · · Score: 1

    every time I have been knocked out I wake up in a rage swearing and kicking and screaming , but that cause also be cause im scotish

  26. I don't buy their conclusion. by Dynedain · · Score: 3

    I'm blonde, but can see light tinges of red in my facial hair...it comes from my grandmother who's a natural strawberry blonde; my uncle is definately a redhead.

    What I've noticed is that when it comes to alcohol, caffiene, and other intoxicants/stimulants, I need a much higher dosage to feel the effects. I have a higher alcohol tolerance than antyone I know, matched only by a binge drinker who weighs 60 lbs more than I do.

    I don't think that I'm more susceptible to pain either. Friends frequently refer to me as the guy with the 'asbestos hands'. If anything, I have a higher pain tolerance than most.

    Drugs, just like pain and other nerve stimulus (I have very strong willpower over being tickled even though I am quite ticklish) seem to require stronger amounts to affect me to the level as the average populace.

    I guess I can attribute this to my redhair or Dutch genes, being one and the same.

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    1. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by lovebyte · · Score: 1

      So let me try to understand what you say:
      Because you have a hit of redness in your hair and you think you are not more susceptible to pain, you conclude that what those people said is wrong. Fantastic! You deserve a noble prize for scientific conclusion of the week! Generalisation made on one person do not work.

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    2. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      The thing about generalisations though, is that everybody does it.

    3. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by librex · · Score: 1

      You wrote : "What I've noticed is that when it comes to alcohol, caffiene, and other intoxicants/stimulants, I need a much higher dosage to feel the effects. I have a higher alcohol tolerance than antyone I know, matched only by a binge drinker who weighs 60 lbs more than I do."

      Hey buddy, there's your liver on line 2 saying he's calling in sick today.

    4. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Beeing more sensitive to pain, doesnt necesary mean that the pain tolerance is any lower.
      It is actually the people that has the most sensitive taste that likes the hottest spice. This is because the are so sensitive to the spice that their nerve system shuts down most of the pain signal to the brain, and also some of the taste at the same time.

      Maybe redheads that are more sensitive to pain, also have a nerve system that block extreme pain faster then other people do. This can explain why redheads maybe are more sensitive then others, but also maybe have a higher tolerance of pain.

    5. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by back_pages · · Score: 2
      I also have red hair, though not fire or bright red. I had a broken foot for a few months before going to the hospital. I guess I was about 14 years old. It hurt, but not always, and it never occured to me that I should go to the hospital until I played an entire soccer practice on it and couldn't walk at all afterward.

      I fell out of a tree and broke both of my arms when I was 15. I had a concussion that had me in and out of conciousness at least half a dozen times. I was awake when they were setting the bones, which involved grabbing a hand, pulling it away from the elbow, and changing the angle in my forearm by about 30 degrees. With both arms in this condition, I had the presence of mind to bravely fight against my attackers, kicked a nurse in the stomach, and viciously threatened the doctor.

      It takes about 250mL of 80 proof rum for me to catch a buzz, and at least a third of a liter to be so drunk that I wouldn't drive. I completely quit drinking beer because it would take a 12 pack to feel anything other than a full bladder.

      I don't consider myself to be less sensitive to pain, but my hands and fingers are a mess of scars and burns that might indicate otherwise. My tolerance of alcohol is legendary among my friends, who often elect me to drive despite having had more to drink than they have.

      So, less sensitive to stimuli? Maybe... perhaps my best attribute is a deep appreciation of hour long rolls in the hay. At least, my girlfriend never complains.

    6. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I've always wondered why people with blonde or even black and brown hair have red facial hair, but nowhere else? From my observations it is very common. Are there different genes for facial hair and pubic hair than head hair?

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    7. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is not a sensitivity to pain but a resistance to anesthetic? I'm not sure how they would know which one it is.

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    8. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      Actually....the total ammount of alcohol I drink isn't all that much.

      Aside from the occaisional glass of wine, I only drink at parties. And most of the time I don't drink much then, simply because if I wanted to get drunk like everyone else, I would have to drink a lot more than I want to.

      There was only one time that I got drunk enough to pass out. The best estimates are that I had somewhere on the order of 35 shots. The guy I mentioned who weighs 60lbs more than me only had a drink or two more before he passed out (we were matching drinks the whole evening).

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    9. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      I think it has to do that the hair growth there is stronger. Those hairs, while shorter, are typical thicker. They also tend to be the last to lose their color when people get old.

      Interesting enough, until I was about 8 I had platinum white hair, even on my eyebrows.

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    10. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by exploder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I've noticed is that people seem to have a great need to feel unique, and making up wacky-ass medical anomalies seems to be a popular means. "Oh, tylenol doesn't work for me..." or "My body eliminates anesthetics at 4x the normal rate" or "anesthetic gel actually CAUSES me pain" or this git above. You're not a beautiful snowflake, get over it.

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    11. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm blonde, but can see light tinges of red in my facial hair...

      Interesting.. What does your husband think about this?

    12. Re:I don't buy their conclusion. by AELinuxGuy · · Score: 1

      ...Self-destruction might be the answer. Bah, who am I kidding; I am a natural redhead and would not last a second in Fight Club.

  27. Isn't this a bit of a generalization? by mysticalreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've got red hair, bright red. I've got freckles too, though fewer now than when i was a kid. I'm 20 now. Anyways, the only thing that i've noticed about having red hair is that you get sunburnt easily. Other than that, nothing. In fact, i think i have a higher than average tolerance for pain. It's hard to compare levels of pain with others, of course, but I don't find myself hurting more than others at all.

    The article states that, in general, redheads felt more pain. But what if i don't? What if i feel less pain than average? Directly linking hair-color to pain reception is tenuous at best, and it seems like doctors messing with my anestheisa beacuase of my hair color could be bad, with the threat of coma.

    I've never heard of hair color affecting ANYTHING before. Sure race affects some things, like reactions to certain drugs, and diseases. Sex and age as well will determine the best treatment. But hair color? What about eye color, does that factor in?

    It seems like this is a broad generaliztion, and i don't think this can be the deciding criteria for pain reception. I don't buy it this first time round, if only based on personal experience.

    1. Re:Isn't this a bit of a generalization? by Peyna · · Score: 2
      It is highly likely they are looking at the wrong thing. From my experience there are a few different types of red heads, and you can usually differentiate pretty easily. Usually redhaired people of Irish descent tend to have different freckles than those that aren't. It's kind of hard to explain but I'm sure you know what I'm getting at. Then you have people like me, where as far as I can tell my red hair comes from the side of my family from Czechoslovakia. Are there many red haired people there? =]

      Anyway, I've never had problems with anesthetics and I wonder if it isn't more of an Irish/Scottish type thing rather than a red haired one.

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    2. Re:Isn't this a bit of a generalization? by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Red hair could be an indicator of the presence of an entirely seperate gene which controls or regulates pain tolerance which just happens to show up frequently in people with red hair. That would be my guess.

      Kintanon

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    3. Re:Isn't this a bit of a generalization? by hattig · · Score: 2

      I am the same. I have red hair, tonnes of freckles and skin that came straight from a vampire.

      I don't feel pain as much as other people apparently do either.

      Maybe we aren't more sensitive to pain. Maybe we just get rid of anaesthetics quicker and more efficiently thanks to our evolutionary enhancements.... :)

      And I can drink a tonne of drink and be fine. And then one drink more and I am waking up the next day with a blank memory! Also I have zero tolerance for weed, but that is another matter.

    4. Re:Isn't this a bit of a generalization? by wwelch · · Score: 1

      You wrote: I've got red hair, bright red. I've got freckles too, though fewer now than when i was a kid. I'm 20 now. ... i think i have a higher than average tolerance for pain.

      I'm exactly same, except I'm 23. And not only do I think I have an above average pain tolerance, but I've been told this by medical professionals: by my high school football team's trainer (when I had a severely in-grown toenail), by an orthopedic surgeon (when I had apophysitis), and by an oral surgeon (when I had my wisdom teeth removed and developed "open sockets").

      In fact, they all said pretty much the same sentence: "Wow! You must have a really high tolerance for pain."

      One thing I noticed about the article is this: all the subjects were female. Perhaps their conclusions should be restated to say that "redheaded WOMEN require more anesthesia."

      Bill

  28. Would you volunteer by jukal · · Score: 2
    To participate as volunteer redhead for the research.:

    We are looking for women aged between 19-40 to take part in our research aiming to help us understand fundamental questions such as which systems in the brain produce unconsciousness and which modulate pain perception. The research is conducted using empirical studies. Basicly, we will stick you with nails and see how you react. Please send your applications to...

    I would believe the test group contains a bit more than average of masochist individuals. :)

  29. Their conclusion is flawed by Dynedain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Another comment now that I've read the article.

    They claim their findings indicate redheads are more susceptable to pain.

    Based on what is presented in their article, an equaly valid point can be made:
    anesthesia is less effective on redheads.

    Both are legit conclusions from the presented evidence. Either redheads could feel more pain, or their bodies may not absorb/be affected by intoxicants as much.

    Explains why the redheaded cultures are known for impressive drinking skills.

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    1. Re:Their conclusion is flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yep. fair. I'm *very* redheaded -- mom and dad both very red.

      When I had to have a major op as a kid, they had to give me a whole bunch of anesthetic to put me out. The normal "count down from 10" act didn't work. I had to have three attempts that I remember. When I had my lower wisdom teeth out, the normal 5 injections in the jaw went up to 40 injections before I lost enough feeling to start, and they had to keep topping me up, and it still hurt.

      I'm also extremely resistant to ibuprofen, paracetamol, codeine, morphine, and a whole bunch of other pharms. Aspirin's the only one that works, and I need about twice the dose of someone else my age/height/build. My alcohol tolerance has always been extremely high. Marijuana has no effect on me whatsoever. I'm allergic or resistant to most medicines I've ever had.

      More importantly, my mom has have _woken up_ during a major operation. Luckily they noticed quickly and put her under again. She also has similar resistance to pharmaceutical drugs.

      I'd have to go with "anesthesia is less effective on redheads". I'd also flag it (Score: -1, Well Duh). More research from the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious.

      Posting anonymously, because I've already moderated some of the more bigoted posts in this article. Some people don't realise the reason redheads tend to have short tempers is the amount of shit they get from bigots while growing up -- something the bigots obviously don't do.

    2. Re:Their conclusion is flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marijuana has no effect on you?

      Ouch - I feel sorry for you mate!

    3. Re:Their conclusion is flawed by ooftusgoofus · · Score: 1

      Ditto on both your points, pain and bigots. As a red head, a flamer in my younger years, I have had similar experiences with major ops and medication. I had an appendectomy at age 16. When the countdown from 10 didn't work they had me countdown from 100. When I got down to 40 they finally decided up the dose and told me they would start cutting even if I was still awake (somehow that motivated to go to sleep, seriously). Later in life, after a 'grab your ankles because one of the engines is just blew up' flight, I had to take tranquilizers just to get on subsequet flights. Even after taking three times the normal dosage just to get on the plane I would hardly feel a thing. It stunned my doctor as he said I should have fallen asleep before I even got on the plane. During 4 RK (eye) surgeries I had to be given double to triple the dosages of pre-op tranquilzers and post-op pain killers. I have also woken up during general anesthesia (awaking to the sight of an oral surgeon with massive recontructive facial surgery, again, no kidding). I wish I could say something cute and funny about being picked on by bigots as a skinny, thickly bespeckled, heavily freckled red head, but my sense of humor fails me at this point. While the bigotry lessened as I got older and more imposing at 6'2" and nearly 200 lbs, it didn't make my fuse any shorter. The sensitivity to abuse, both physical and emotional, has been lifelong. It makes you want to become a Buddhist.

  30. Thanks!! But let's skip dinner... by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...and just rent a cheap hotel room, do a shitload of psychadelic drugs and shoot up some vodka intravenously, and you can fuck my fat slop hole until your buttcheeks go 180 miles per hour, all while being filmed by the MTV cameras!

    Dad's too busy working on his latest mallcore album and playing on his latest mallcore Ozzfest tour -- plus he didn't like the "taco snotting" he got from the head caterer of CmdrTacoBell after he passed out from eating an entire mason jar full of Xanax a few years back.

  31. Anecdotal experience by bollucks · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a specialist anaesthetist and for many years we have anecdotal reports of redheads being more resistant to anaesthesia. We certainly find clinically that this is the case and also there is information that they are more likely to suffer a severe allergic reaction (anaphylaxis). Many of these anecdotal reports are what start these interesting studies initially conducted on small samples and lead to serendipitous discoveries of how things work.

    1. Re:Anecdotal experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have a question for you.

      I'm a heavy drinker and have been wondering that if I ever have to be anesthesized, should I tell the anesthetist about it? I've read that there's a cross tolerance between alcohol, benzodiazepines, barbiturates and morphine.

    2. Re:Anecdotal experience by bollucks · · Score: 1

      Fortunately the cross tolerance between different drugs is not huge, but it is definitely present. Any central nervous system depressants taken for long periods can make you more resistant to anaesthetic drugs for that matter. You should definitely tell your anaesthetist accurately how much of any drug you take, and this can then be taken into consideration. Why worry about embarassment when your life is in their hands.

    3. Re:Anecdotal experience by MAurelius · · Score: 1
      I'm an anesthesiologist and work in Wisconsin, where alcohol intake is heavy compared to other parts of the US. In addition to alcohol consumption, smoking by the patient also increased the amount of anesthesia I have to give. The more smoking and alcohol, the more anesthetic I find myself giving the patient. It's not uncommon to double the amount of narcotics I give in order to reach a reasonable level of pain control post-op. Our general rule is, give the patients what they need, they hardly ever lie about being in pain.

      HTH,

      Marcus

  32. If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep in mind that you'll have to make the tranquilizer dart 20% heavier to make Carrot-Top less annoying

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    1. Re:If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody mod that up. I nearly fell down laughing!

    2. Re:If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads by Have+Blue · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'd recommend making it 200% heavier.

    3. Re:If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      personally, I'd use a lawn dart.

    4. Re:If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads by sharkey · · Score: 2

      In fact, screw the dart. Get out the .357.

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  33. Angie Everhardt in surgery by pjammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Patient: Uhm - WHAT are you doing?

    Doctor: Well, Miss Everhart I need to verify that you're a 'real redhead' before we proceed with the operation to ensure proper dosage ...

  34. Treating heads by Ektanoor · · Score: 2

    Well the theme is quite interesting but the story is, as usual relatively superficial, I don't get up what level of investigation they reached. So I fear that soon the Mass Media will start publishing such stories:

    Eggheads can be knock down only with a hammer...
    Shaking melonheads as a new form of anesthesy...
    Lemonheads give always a twisted smile after receiving the approporiate dose of anesthesic...

  35. Re:Hmmmm.... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    I'm greatly disturbed that this got modded 'Interesting'....

    Yeah, he didn't even realize the potential of a Beowulf cluster of electro-shock machines.
    That'd be far more interesting to watch, don't you think? :-)

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  36. Blondes pass the torch to redheads? by Dankling · · Score: 1, Insightful

    this will be a much needed vacation for blondes who get made fun of, possibly now redheads will be the butt of every joke.

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  37. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, this is not new news. A doctor (M.D.) friend told me about 15 years ago that your pain threshold and your hair colour were related.

    If anyone paid for this research, they wasted their money. Better trying to find a cure for cancer instead.

  38. I just can't win... by shepd · · Score: 4, Funny

    >and that topical gel stuff they put on your gums before the injection? That actually CAUSES me pain.

    Five bucks says it feels like your mouth is on fire wherever they apply it. I find it useless, too. Can't they find a better way to inject than to go an inch into the joint in my gums? I can't imagine there's anywhere else it could hurt more... And they make sure your muscles are as as stretched as possible for maximum pain (ok, they don't do it on purpose, and I could always lay off the candy). :-/

    "Don't worry, it just feels like a mosquito bite". Yeah, like a mosquito bite on my crotch, maybe.

    Carbocaine sounds great, but with previous experiences with other prescription pain killers, I'm wary to try it.

    Last major dental surgery was having wisdom teeth removed. After waking up, I puked lots of blood (I'm told I was a real winner for the amount -- and the first in the last while) and was given Toradol for the pain.

    After two Toradols I sat in a seat for a while trying to catch my breath while my heart was racing (probably a stupid thing to do -- next time I'll get my ass to the hospital instead). So again, I lived with the pain, and used that super-duper tylenol they prescribe you instead.

    Maybe I'm just an over-sensitive, over-complaining loser, though. Or it could be the fact I haven't been in hospital for anything serious for a couple of decades. No, the first one sounds more realistic.

    Thanks for the suggestion anyways. I'll ask about it...

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    1. Re:I just can't win... by Gldm · · Score: 1

      Nah the topical stuff doesn't burn, it just hurts. The over the counter anbesol stuff does the same thing. I think I'm allergic to the red dye in it or something.

      Carbocaine's just like novacaine, it's injected, but the formula's slightly different. I find it works better than novacaine but not everyone likes it as much.

      The worst problem I had was when I had a bad tooth that I couldn't do anything about for almost two months because I was away at college. I had an emergency root canal done at the start of finals week (after about 5 weeks of pain) which helped a bit, but didn't solve the problem. Once I got home there were all sorts of delays getting appointments with an oral surgeon and dealing with insurance etc. Meanwhile I'd worked up to about 30 extra strength excedrin a day as the only thing that would even put a dent in it, and that wasn't much.

      Before I finally had it extracted sometime in week 6 or 7, I couldn't sleep for 60 hours. I went to the emergency room at 4am even though I had an appointment to have it out at noon the same day. The hospital gave me a 150% dosage of demorol for my body weight and 2 percosets and I still hurt. I was too wasted to stand, but I could still hurt just fine. It wasn't as bad, I managed to sleep about an hour, but it didn't get rid of the problem either. Then after I had it out it got infected and I had 5 more weeks of fun.

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  39. I'm with you by Wee · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What I've noticed is that when it comes to alcohol, caffiene, and other intoxicants/stimulants, I need a much higher dosage to feel the effects. I have a higher alcohol tolerance than antyone I know, matched only by a binge drinker who weighs 60 lbs more than I do.

    I don't think that I'm more susceptible to pain either. Friends frequently refer to me as the guy with the 'asbestos hands'. If anything, I have a higher pain tolerance than most

    I don't buy it either. I'm pretty blond-ish (I've got reds in my beard and mixed in with a bunch of light colors in my hair) and I'm rather light-skinned. I'd describe myself almost exactly as you describe yourself. I even have a friend like yours with a higher tolerance than myself (although he's recently stopped drinking). I hardly feel pain and when I do it's usually too late.

    I've broken all of my fingers (most twice), most of my toes, a few ribs, both ankles and both wrists. I have a 10" long "depression" in my skull from when I cracked it playing football in the house at age 6 (dove for a "pass", hit the little metal striker plate on the door jamb). I had a double hernia at 18 months old. When I was growing up, I'd say I had a cast/splint on something for about 3 months out of every year. For the longest time, everyone thought I was really fragile. Turns out I just didn't feel it when something broke, and so never had that "Don't dive into a tackle with your fingers sticking out" negative reinforcement. I'd break something and not notice until I couldn't bend a joint or it hurt later on when I moved it in some way.

    I've even broken fingers and not known it. I once went in to the emergency room for a sprain or whatever and they discovered an old break I didn't remember. That was when I did go into the emergency room. After a while, I stopped because it was too expensive (and I had a full set of splints anyway). That's why to this day I can't touch type; I took typing class three times but could never complete it (twice for fingers, once for wrist).

    I don't get cold very easily. I mean, wiping ice off a windshield is no big deal. Hot isn't terribly bothersome, either. Reaching into a campfire to move a log around or into water to get corn (or whatever) isn't something I normally think about not doing. It takes a couple more beers than most people to get a head of steam going, and I never ever throw up from drinking. I'm not ticklish. When I get a splinter, I just take it out with a scalpel and a small incision because it's easier and quicker than digging around. A healthy splash of rubbing alcohol afterward isn't bad at all. I've had a tooth (accidentally) removed without anesthesia. That hurt a lot. It takes a couple Vicodins to do any good. Curisouly, aspirin works very well for most stuff. When I get a headache, it's migraine-quality.

    Long story short, I don't buy the relationship between hair color/skin tone and nerve responsiveness. I know I'm only a sample of one (and a highly biased researcher :-) but the theory just doesn't hold water. I am not more susceptible to pain than most people.

    BTW, I haven't broken anything in four years. If the lack of negative physical feedback didn't teach me to be careful, the feedback of "no type, no money" sure did. I still do stuff like play paintball, it's just that I tend to think a little more carefully about what I need to do before I do it.

    Oh yeah, I'm not Dutch. Scotch-Irish/English, with a teensy bit of Polish.

    -B

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    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:I'm with you by Genady · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Woah Dude! Mr. Glass posts to slashdot!

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      What if it is just turtles all the way down?
    2. Re:I'm with you by Foosinho · · Score: 3, Funny
      I have a 10" long "depression" in my skull from when I cracked it playing football in the house at age 6 (dove for a "pass", hit the little metal striker plate on the door jamb).


      I think we've found the reason for your apparent lack of pain receptors!
    3. Re:I'm with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you, Bill Brasky??

    4. Re:I'm with you by Riskable · · Score: 2

      I've broken all of my fingers (most twice), most of my toes, a few ribs, both ankles and both wrists. I have a 10" long "depression" in my skull from when I cracked it playing football in the house at age 6 (dove for a "pass", hit the little metal striker plate on the door jamb). I had a double hernia at 18 months old. When I was growing up, I'd say I had a cast/splint on something for about 3 months out of every year. For the longest time, everyone thought I was really fragile. Turns out I just didn't feel it when something broke, and so never had that "Don't dive into a tackle with your fingers sticking out" negative reinforcement. I'd break something and not notice until I couldn't bend a joint or it hurt later on when I moved it in some way.

      I've even broken fingers and not known it.


      Hmm... After reading your post I'm really starting to believe what people are saying about redheds being the result inbreeding.

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      -Riskable
      "Those who choose proprietary software will pay for their decision!"
    5. Re:I'm with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think maybe you're just an idiot that is a little too proud of your idiocy.

      Do you want a trophy?

    6. Re:I'm with you by Slicebo · · Score: 1

      It's rare to find a non-obscene post containing the strings "I have a 10" long. . ." and "polish".

    7. Re:I'm with you by Wee · · Score: 2
      If only I had used the phrase "purple helmet" in some innocuous way.

      Bingo!

      -B

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      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

  40. LUU-CY! by hackshack · · Score: 1

    Shame Desilu didn't have access to this fine research 50 years ago... I remember Desi Arnaz's denial of Lucy's alleged Communist leanings (McCarthyism even got to Lucy): it went something along the lines of, "She's not red; in fact, the only thing that is red is her hair, and we're not even sure about that." Anyways, yeah. I was thinking of a dentist episode.

  41. hemorrhage by yellowcat · · Score: 2, Informative

    My mother used to work as a nurse in the delivery wards and every time they had a red-headed woman coming to deliver, they would put a hemorrhage watch on her. Seems that red-headed ladies were far likely to bleed during birth than ladies with other color hair. Anecdotal evidence, but useful still.

    FYI she worked at Piedmont Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia.

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    1. Re:hemorrhage by willm5 · · Score: 1
      Interesting. A nurse once warned me that red-heads 'bleed more'. She also recommended homeopathy - go figure.

      I suspect it is just the psychological association with blood and red hair. Come to think of it that is probably why people think we are more aggressive. Red equals danger. Flee!

      Give it a few thousand years and we shall evolve red and black stripes in our hair and fake eyes on our asses.

    2. Re:hemorrhage by back_pages · · Score: 2

      Huh, I have red hair, the oft-mentioned high tolerance for alcohol, perhaps an unusual tolerance for pain, and this as well! I had a friend who thought I had mild hemophilia because I bleed so much. It's really irritating when a simple slice to the hand takes a mop to clean up.

    3. Re:hemorrhage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my wife gave birth, she was told that she definitly was a real redhead due to the amount of blood coming out. I think not only are they far likely to bleed, but they are far likely to bleed MORE...

    4. Re:hemorrhage by yellowcat · · Score: 1

      I'm no geneticist, but it's not uncommon for "other stuff" to be associated with particular color hair in animals. I'm thinking of Lethal White Overo in horses (foal has lethal intestinal deformities, comes out ice white--but not albino), or how a white cat with blue eyes is usually deaf. So it would make sense to me if red hair in humans is associated with other stuff.

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    5. Re:hemorrhage by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      I have red hair, the oft-mentioned high tolerance for alcohol

      Are you by chance Irish? That may explain it.

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  42. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah FP I R ELITE!!!!! Wooooooo!

  43. *** News Flash *** by iamnotaclown · · Score: 2, Funny
    We're also better in bed.

    It's a FACT.

    1. Re:*** News Flash *** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I concur.

      I once had a British redhead in bed and it was just un-fuckin-believable. I mean she was fucking me, not the other way around.

      And yes, I like it when the woman takes charge. Got a problem with it?

    2. Re:*** News Flash *** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're lying.

      Everybody knows that our girls are cold. Try Spanish, Italian or Greek girls instead. Now there's fire!

    3. Re:*** News Flash *** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded. I thought she was wild, too.

    4. Re:*** News Flash *** by pengwyn · · Score: 1

      rarh! :>
      what else are we better at? ...personally i think that, considering this information, i should get as much of any kind of pain killer that i would like to have - at any time - just because i have red hair.
      hey?

    5. Re:*** News Flash *** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that regardless of nationality firecroches are on par with Itals and the Spanish in the sack.

    6. Re:*** News Flash *** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrgh!!! Why doesn't my redheaded girlfriend have a good sex drive? She fits all the other descriptions: very very sensitive to pain, high alcohol tolerance, very little over-the-counter medications work on her. I just want her to be more kinky!!

  44. Chrisd's Not Here Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He Left

    Best of luck with the game company :)

    1. Re:Chrisd's Not Here Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notwithstanding the fact that he posted this story, and that the story is dated within the last 48 hours or so?

    2. Re:Chrisd's Not Here Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess the new job didn't work out too well. Poor little chrisd...

  45. But what's better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    (a) a Redhead


    OR


    (b) Sex with a mare?
  46. the extinction of redheads by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Funny

    OH no - SAVE THE REDHEADS!!!

    (No redheads were harmed in the making of this post.)

    1. Re:the extinction of redheads by Baldrson · · Score: 2
      OH no - SAVE THE REDHEADS!!!

      (No redheads were harmed in the making of this post.)

      Hey, that's almost as funny as - "SAVE THE JEWS!!!" (No Jews were harmed in the making of this post.)

    2. Re:the extinction of redheads by Algan · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, I'm a redhead and I want to do my duty in saving the redhead genotype... can I have your sister's phone number? For the sake of science and biological diversity, of course :)

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      If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  47. Women only studied so far.... by Goonie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Wonder if the results are generalizable to men as well.

    I vaguely recall reading somewhere that male and female responses to pain are somewhat different (beyond the obvious differential responses to anaesthetics caused by different body weight). Any of the anaesthetists who've posted care to comment?

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    1. Re:Women only studied so far.... by bollucks · · Score: 1

      Not really. Just between the 95th centiles alone there is a five fold variation in the amount of morphine required (for example) and this is not sex discriminatory. The body composition seems to account for most of the differences between men and women. The one scenario which is greatly different is pregnancy - the very high levels of progesterones in pregnancy actually make them significantly more sensitive to anaesthetic drugs.

  48. That would be a short course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is: eyebrows.

  49. Anesthesia? Surely not! by main() · · Score: 3, Funny

    > "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus and therefore require more anesthesia to alleviate that pain."

    Huh? I can't think of anything more likely to *induce* pain than listening to that man-faced, pop-singing gasbag, Anesthesia.

    Si

  50. Aaah that would explain by Daath · · Score: 2

    Why she's always screaming so much ;)

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  51. Re:It's true what they say about redheads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a bad idea. I know a girl who's boyfriend did this to her, and she's still traumatised by it to this day.

  52. I know my red headed GF by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    is quick to fire off. She even has bipolar! I've also known a redhead who was cool as ice. Then i've also known one crazy one too. All kinds of flavors, but I bet the article is true.

    1. Re:I know my red headed GF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your commitment to the scientific method shall stand as inspiration for us all.

  53. Re:It's true what they say about redheads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I agree.

    Two adults should be able to share honestly their sexual fantasies -- and if you're not adults, you're not supposed to have sex yet in the first place.

  54. Brainy Blondes do exist! by The+real+Anne+Marie · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Many blondes are brainier than you'd suspect.

    Just go to brainyblonde.com

    Ya, it's really me and my site.

    Anne Marie

    1. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 3, Funny


      http://www.brainyblonde.com?

      Error 404: File Not Found

      Cheers,

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      Bowie J. Poag

    2. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      does the url read www. ?

      No. it is brainyblonde.com

      *just* brainyblonde.com

      "www. " is just so that when you've loadsa servers you know which one is your webserver.

      come back when you know more...

    3. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I have always felt that websites without assigning the www. subdomain are obnoxious and poorly designed.

    4. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adding a "www." DNS entry is now a user interface issue. If you only want brainy blondes to find the site, don't define that name. If you want people who have been trained to assume "www." ahead of every HTTP server name, define that name.

    5. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by jacquesm · · Score: 1

      you may want to stop people browsing the 'images' directory...

    6. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by moebius_4d · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, so you're sexy, mostly blonde, and geeky enough to post here. But brainy? Proof please.

      I see your domain name is owned by Vibe Media of Beverly Hills, with an Admin Contact of "Kari, Alix" AKA Entertainment Marketing of L.A. So you'll pardon my initial skepticism that this is your homepage and your post here is just to get on everyone's bookmarks for when the logic puzzles and chemistry experiments go up on the site.

    7. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've always felt that websites with no content and only one picture are poorly designed.

    8. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by uncoveror · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, brainy blondes do exist: natural blondes. It is the bleach blondes who are stupid because bleaching hair causes brain damage.

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    9. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

      What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

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      How ya like dat?
    10. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, being Kevin Mitnick's sidekick on a radio show qualifies her as brainy? Will it work if I put Anna Nicole Smith on a show with Bill Nye, The Science Guy? Did you notice that there aren't many redhead jokes? That's because the last guy to tell them got killed.

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      How ya like dat?
    11. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Jo_6_Pac · · Score: 1

      So if you happen to live in southern New England perhaps we could meet for coffee some time. I' m twentyfive and I'm fun to be around.

    12. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Yes, brainy blonds do exist. Geeks with social skills also exist. But they are rarer than mercy at Microsoft.

      Speaking of blonds, the oddest thing happened to me once. My boss rushed into my cubicle and sputtered out, "I need a bunch of blond jokes really fast. See what you can find on the web and print them out!" So I found some blond joke sites and printed them out and walked over to hand them to my boss. As soon as he saw me he grabbed the printouts and ran out the door in a frienzied hurry. I never heard another word about that request again. True story.

    13. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      It makes more sense to have a "www" in front of the thing than not. Actually, any other machine name would be okay too -- it always seems weird to see the domain also point to an A record.

    14. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by bluethundr · · Score: 1



      So, we're just supposed to take your word that you're smart? All you have on that site is a picture! Is that supposed to be your proof? When were you planning to post something a little more substantive?

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      Quod scripsi, scripsi.
    15. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      just set up a CNAME alias of www then so it points to brainyblondes.com. or whatever. sheesh its not that complex. Bloody airhead blondes...

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      Jeremy
    16. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that YOU are not really a blonde?

      Don't put "www." at the beginning, ha ha!

    17. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you may want to stop people browsing the 'images' directory...

      Why bother? If she really doesn't want someone to see the images in the directory, maybe, but then just don't put them on in the first place.

    18. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! I would like to turn into a satanic mutant H.R. Giger werewolf and rape all of your orifices with my tentacles and my big green glowing wolf penis! You'd like it, we can even take pictures of the action and put it up on your web site for slashdot lusers to jack off to. Live action hentai is about to come into its own, and its all gonna be about you and me baby!

    19. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by valmont · · Score: 2
      Nah:

      HTTP Error 500: Application Error:

      Stack Trace Follows:

      NullPointerException at brainInstance.think()

    20. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      I still argue that it's nonintuitive -- that the way DNS was intended to work was that only leaf nodes in the name tree are assigned to hosts.

    21. Re:Brainy Blondes do exist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did the blonde lose her job at the M&Ms factory? She threw away the "W"s.

  55. Re:It's true what they say about redheads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incidentally, I, the parent poster, agree wholeheartedly with the other two replies.

  56. Conclusion might be backwards by LtOcelot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article doesn't indicate that participants were tested for pain sensitivity in the absence of anesthetic. This is an important control case -- without it, there's no telling whether redheads have greater sensitivity to pain or greater insensitivity to anesthetic.

  57. Re:thats bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There may be some truth in that the "ugly chicks" are the best sex. It applies to less handsome men like me as well. I ain't pretty, but I know how to give good head...

  58. Re:What about... food? by chamenos · · Score: 1

    another thing i've noticed between the different ethnic groups is the threshold for salty or spicy food.

    asians and indians in general seem to be able to take more spicy and salty food before the food starts to taste bad to them, whereas i've noticed caucasians in general can't take one bit of spicy food, and their threshold for salt is quite low.

    i had this classmate who has a caucasian dad and an asian mum, and he could take more spicy food than other caucasians, though not as much as asians or indians. ditto for salty food.

    this perhaps explains why asians on holiday in europe or america always complain about the food being too rich and sweet and caucasians in turn, complain about asian food being too salty and spicy.

    has anyone else noticed something similar? my guess is this has definitely got to do with genetics, though only to a certain extent since i've also noticed that resistance to spicy and salty food can be built up over time.

  59. This explains something that has puzzled me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have brown hair and a red beard and my mother's hairs was flaming red but is now grey.

    All through my adult life I have had a higher pain tolerance than my friends, most of them anyway. However whenever I went to the dentist I always found that the anasthetic wore off before the dentist had finished which is not a nice feeling but I just bore it, not being able to grit my teeth.

    As I realised that it wasn't going to change I explained the situation to my dentist and he upped the dose a little and voilà! Painfree dentistry.

    I suspect that this has more to do with anasthetic than pain reception. I am no wuss after all, I once finished an aikido class with a broken thumb and never even thought about it.

  60. RedHat needs anesthesia? by andika · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why would RedHat need anesthesia?
    Uhh, never mind, I misread the title

  61. More sensitive? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    Does this mean they're also more sensitive to sexual stimulations? God, I knew I loved redheads.

  62. Re:I feel for the writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care.

  63. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's time to stop beating my red-headed stepchildren...

  64. Re:I feel for the writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HAHA come on that was funny...

  65. Re:What about... food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, the food I eat is generally *very* spicy (habanero flakes anyone?) and no one can eat the food I prepare for myself due to the salt content. *shrug* as with all things food wise, its really to taste, what food your raised on I think generally has more effect than what your ethnicity genetically was.

  66. My family's red hair skips a generation! by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Red hair is a phenotype particular only to scarce areas of Northern Europe, mostly in Scotland, Ireland, and Scandinavia -- even there, it is not entirely common.

    Everyone thinks I've got red hair because I'm Scottish. Actually - though I generally keep it quiet - I'm English, but I spent most of my life north of the border and have the accent to prove it. My granny on my mum's side of the family is descended from Norwegians, and that's where the red hair came from.

    What I find really interesting is that, as far back as we can determine, the red hair has skipped a generation and shown up on one of the grandchildren... anyone else know of this happening?

    1. Re:My family's red hair skips a generation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read above, you'll see why this can happen...but it requires another redheaded gene on the other side of your family that you obviously didn't know about. My brother and I are both redheads (and I've always known I had a lower threshold of pain... this proves it), but we have brown-haired parents and grandparents. But my maternal great-grandfathers (both) and my paternal great-grandmothers (both) were all redheads.

      Oh, and my brother and I bear strong enough resemblances to my dad to not worry about a redheaded mailman (which would be particualrly unbelievable if you saw my hefty mother). You?

  67. Re:It's true what they say about redheads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then don't date those kind of women.

    Waiting until marriage is completely abnormal in today's society.

  68. Re:What about... food? by swv3752 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I agree mostly. I like Dutch spicy mustard. Most other caucasins don't realy like it. My entire dad's family likes spicy mustard but my mom hates it. My dad is Dutch, while my mom is Lithuanian and Scottish. German spicy mustard has sugar added and I hate it. I think there is a bit of genetic predisposition going on. That sure doesn't explain my love of Mexican and Oriental food though.

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  69. No WWW by AlecC · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    I have always felt that websites without assigning the www. subdomain are obnoxious and poorly designed.

    Like slashdot.org, huh?

    For all except megacorps, the www is redundant. Though most people used it instead of http://. So if it starts www, of course it is http, dummy.

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    1. Re:No WWW by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Actually, both www.slashdot.org and slashdot.org work just fine, so I'm not sure how that backs up your point.

      It takes all of 20 seconds to set up DNS so that people looking for either "www.site.com" or "site.com" can find it, and it's basically common courtesy at this point. Plenty of people are trained to type the www. first and will not understand if your site doesn't support this (we won't get into the people who assume that any web site ends with ".com"....) Anyone that's too lazy to spend a moment setting up their DNS properly probably isn't too interested in getting any traffic.

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  70. I'm a natural redhead... by _outcat_ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...and I have found this to be true in my case. Whenever I go to my dentist he's always surprised how much anasthetic I need. I get the dosage. We wait like ten minutes or so, and it's still not numb. We wait longer. Still nothing. Finally he gives me another dose. Two hours after the filling/procedure/whatever NO PAINKILLERS exist any longer anywhere in my body, and my mouth hurts.

    Maybe this sensitivity has a correlation to the stereotypical "redhead temper." I know I'm a bit prone to fits of rage myself. (Yeah, okay, I've got a horrible temper and no one should ever be a passenger in a car that I'm driving because a sweet little redheaded girl turns into a demonic monster from hell behind the wheel screeching all kinds of obscenities especially when I'm in New Jersey but that's another stereotype for another day. I digress.) I'm such a wuss about pain, so I might have just started reacting more to negative things. Hence the temper.

    I don't know, just my two cents..

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  71. uh .. redheads can be expensive ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1


    redheads can be expensive .. especially when taking out to a disco and buying them alcohol :)

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  72. what about black people? by AssFace · · Score: 4, Informative

    And no - I am not about to say some racist thing.

    I just recall in my days of competitive running that I was taught at the OTC that people with genes from one side of Africa have certain body makeups and are mostly fast twitch fibers, and people from the other side are mostly slow twitch.

    What does that have to do with any of this? The odd thing that they also noted was that natural red heads had nearly identical makeups to the fast twitch section of people that they studied in Africa.
    This meant that if you were at a track race and were looking at the top runners winning a sprinting race - the odds were going to indicate it more likely that the people of African decent (aren't we all if we go back far enough?) would most likely be genetically from the same area, and the white people would most likely have red hair.
    And once I started looking for it, I was impressed that it actually rang true - lots of fast Irish guys.

    I've never seen much mention of anything pointing out red heads since that study until now - usually hair color isn't thought to mean much in the grand scheme of things (aside from my preferring blondes).

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    1. Re:what about black people? by hattig · · Score: 2

      Yes, I am a redhead and I ran for my school in sprinting, although I needed more training than I received. I can still outrun anybody at short distances without a problem. But long distances are bad for me, but that is just because I am unfit I am sure! :D

  73. Blondes are not dying out by ApharmdB · · Score: 1

    An update on that recessive blond gene story here. Turns out that the British media ran with a false story. The media, not checking facts? Who would have imagined it?

  74. I buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tend to date mostly redheads, they seem to be ~20% more responsive. ;)

  75. Me at the dentist by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My dentist has always told me that I take an incredibly high dosage of the stuff they shoot in your gums when you have cavities filled. When they pulled my wisdom teeth last year, the pulling took about 10 minutes, max. Getting me numb pushed through 2 of his other appointments. Usually he gives you some shots and goes to work on someone else and returns when he's done there. That way the shots have time to take effect. Well when he did mine, he gave me a little extra like normal. Then went on to the next person. He came back and started poking around, asking if I could feel it. I could feel it and told him. More shots. He left again. Came back. Still could feel the prodding. More shots. He left, came back. Finally it was numb enough to procede. I always have needed a lot of that stuff to get numb. He could have simply played a tape of my old english teacher talking and I would have been right out. Nope. Always wants to do it the hard way. :-)

  76. Re:What about... food? by operagost · · Score: 4, Interesting
    asians and indians in general seem to be able to take more spicy and salty food before the food starts to taste bad to them, whereas i've noticed caucasians in general can't take one bit of spicy food, and their threshold for salt is quite low.
    You've obviously never been to the southwest US. It's full of gringos who've become accustomed to the taste of jalapenos (and worse). I love it too, even though I've lived my whole life in the northeast US. I suggest it's nurture, not nature.
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  77. Pheromones by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I found an article on the 'net some time ago which noted that blondes and redheads produced different (more effective?) pheromones than brunettes. It was quite an interesting article, from about the mid 1970s; unfortunately, when I try to google on it now, all I find are human pheromone perfume advertisements.

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  78. damned redheads by Oakey · · Score: 0

    My ex-girlfriend is a redhead. Things were fine till about the 2nd year we'd been together, then she turned into some sort of evil witch demon thing. After many arguments and fights it all ended when she cheated on me with my best friend.

    If I'd done what I wished I'd done, no amount of anesthesia would have alleviated her pain.

    Avoid redheads.... they're evil!!!

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  79. Radio by omegakidd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow, I heard this on the radio today on the bus. Thats about all I have to say.

  80. Re:Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does your Mom know you're posting stuff like this from her computer?

  81. Kashmiris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not as implausible as one might think. That area has seen incursions by the Arabs and the Greeks...

  82. How the hell do you get (-1, Funny)... by His+Nastiness · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean seriously what the hell kinda sense does that make? It's like Al got more votes but George won. (-1, Funny)?!!?!!?!!? I think I need to sit down.

  83. Hmmm I wonder... by twoslice · · Score: 3, Funny

    If your an anesthetist, do you get to check if she is a real redhead before the operation? Cause, I mean that would be a really cool job!

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    1. Re:Hmmm I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, even if she didn't let you check before the operation, you could always check during it.

  84. 110v/220v by Myriad · · Score: 2
    My wife is a redhead. For her, more stimulation is better. (She's getting a Sybian for christmas. If you don't know how STIMULATING one of those can be... well, you need to do some "research".)

    Just make sure your don't plug a 110v version into a 220v outlet... it really pissess off the morgue - it could take them hours to get that smile off her face!

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    1. Re:110v/220v by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      No, no, that's the Anal Intruder (with fist attachment).

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  85. Blue eyes: by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    I have blue eyes, and here are some of the problems associated with them:
    More suceptible to macular degeneration later in life due to most of the following-
    Extriemly sensitve to bright light. I really HATE camera flashes, and bastards who turn on the lights without warning after a movie. THat shit HURTS. I cant walk from a dark area into full sunlight without being largely blinded for 10-30 seconds, again, it hurts.
    The damn eye test where he shines a light into the side of your eye in a dark room is almost impossible for me, i tear up so badly it takes twice as long, and i go through some tissues. None of the other test bother me.
    One benifit, i seem to have better than average night vision.

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  86. True in my case by denjin · · Score: 1

    I'm a natural redhead (really bright, dark red), and my ancesters are from Norway.

    At any rate, I've had dentists mention they can't believe how much novacaine they've had to give me. Also, I recently had some major surgery and the anesthesiologist actually commented on me being a redhead since he'd noticed we had a lower pain tolerance than most (this was at a major US hospital. shrug).

    Interestingly, in my family, there are quite a few redheads (on the Norwegian side at least), and most of them are female for whatever reason, although it seems to always skip a generation (unless both parents were redheads).

    Cass

  87. Totally true. Confirms lifelong beliefs by jeblucas · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Holy crap! I am behind this study 100%. I have all kinds of personal stories related to this. I was always in a -lot- of pain at the dentist. My families teeth are as hard as rocks, thank G-d, but if I did manage to get a cavity it was a devestating affair. The shot would hurt, the novacaine would take a long time to start working, and it -still- hurt like a mother.

    Fast forward a couple of years. I slice my hand open and need to get stitches at the emergency room. The tech gives me a shot of lidocaine and leaves for ten minutes. Comes back and starts to clean the wound with iodine, and I wince because it is killing me. He's -stunned- that I can feel anything. He gives me another shot and rubs my hand hand "to get it dispersed". Comes back in another ten minutes and marvels as I cringe through the stitches. He said, "You are processing the anesthetic very quickly--you should advise your doctor of this in the future."

    Since then, it's been a nice conversation point, but no it seems to have a little backing. I feel somewhat vindicated.

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  88. Ah-ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny


    "Redheads are likely to experience more pain from a given stimulus.."

    This explains why you don't see as many redheads in anal-fisting videos.

  89. Is this the reason??? by bsdparasite · · Score: 1

    Why redheads have piercings and piercers dye their hair red? Just curious...you never know..

  90. and they got Afleck to play DD? by Chiggy_Von_Richtoffe · · Score: 1

    >though my sensitivity to stimuli is much higher than average (I can read a photocopy with my fingertips, sometimes even writing in ink).

    woah! Mr. DareDevil sir can i please have your autograph? ;-)

  91. yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sadly dumb-ass mods wount mod this up...

  92. Pleasure by charlie763 · · Score: 1

    Do we also experience more pleasure? I hope so, it would explain why I'm an eight-pump-chump...

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  93. Maybe I'm missing something... by crimrOw · · Score: 1

    Why did they spin this off as "redheads feel more pain"? Couldn't it as easily have been "Redheads have a higher tolerence to anesthetics"? How do you quantify something like "feeling pain" anyway? Seems a bit crackpot to me. Easily you can quantify how much of a particular substance someone can ingest to get a desired effect. But quantifying how much pain someone feels? Gimme a break.

  94. redheads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slightly off topic, but a former co-worker of mine always used to say "Redheads give me the shits". I was never too sure what he meant by that.

  95. Re:I must be a freak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no sense of smell, whatsoever. This means that when our bathtub coughs up 3 inches of raw sewage and Im home alone, I dont find out about it until my mom gets home and can smell it from the driveway.

    It also means that I can eat more spicy foods than any other human in the world, thats right I am the single greatest on the planet. When I was like 9 my mom used to yell at me for sucking tabasco out of the bottle and my dad always said it would ruin my stomach and I alwasys said "yeah right you crazy old fool" until one time I ate a small bottle of tabasco peppers (why are they green when tabasco sauce is red?) and I felt like I was constipated all night, "thanks for pretecting me from the dangers of the world father, way to do your job leaving the pepper drawer unlocked".

    Well anyway my indian freind said, "Oh you stupid white boy you think you can handle hot stuff you should try indian food". So I goto the indian store (not where you buy indians) and I ask them "for the spiciest thing they sell", they goto the back and get me this big clear plastic bottle full of ketchupy looking stuff with a rooster on the front and a green squirt top (does anyone know what this is?) so they are all handling it like its plutonium or something and they sell it to me, I take it next door to the mexican food restraunt and squirt it all over my food, and its not spicy at all, so either I just uncovered a conspiracy for them to try to keep their sacred spice from the crazy white boy, or it wasnt that hot.

    I have since discoverd Cholula, its not quite that spicey but has a good flavor, its not efficient for me to use the 5oz bottles from the store (i go through about 1 per meal) so we buy them 2 gallons at a time (that saves like 40 cents per ounce) from www.cholula.com.

    I also cant detect flavor as much in foods (all jelly beans taste alike, even dirt and vomit flavored jelly beans from harry potter jelly bean collection (yes, harry potter jelly bean collection - tyler durden would roll over in his grave) of my cousin's). I have also been known to drink whole bottles of robotussin without flinching.

  96. Re: Irish Endurance by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 2

    That's why I always tell it to the ones who already cut them off.

  97. Ah that is why, by Openadvocate · · Score: 1

    I guess that is why going to the dentist was so much more painfull for me. :) You know they say "this should make sure you don't feel a thing". But I still feel a thousand needles poking around.

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  98. resistance to anasthetics != sensitivity to pain by varjag · · Score: 1

    The article states that, in general, redheads felt more pain.
    It just says that some particular dose of drug is less likely to affect you enough to sustain serious surgery.
    (Two cents from another redhead, who knows how painful dentistry can be).

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  99. I've found this to be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of my friends who is a redhead had to have surgery on his toe. After like 5 or 6 shots of local anesthetic (sp?), it wasn't numb at all. He finally had to be put to sleep.

    A few years later, I had the same surgery and was completely numb after the first shot (black hair). So maybe there is a connection.

    --Chris

    1. Re:I've found this to be true by NightEyez · · Score: 0

      Do I have to break my toe to be apart of your gang?

  100. I was told this too by denjin · · Score: 1

    I was told this too, I had major surgery last week and they were worried about this same thing in my case. INteresting...

  101. 20 % more chloroform by ellem · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the little red haired girl in accounting...

    Yesssss my precioussss

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  102. Re:Flipside Is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Obviously, since the poster is reading Slashdot, all this proves is that red-heads are better actresses.

  103. Ow, that smarts! by duck_prime · · Score: 1
    I've broken all of my fingers (most twice), most of my toes, a few ribs, both ankles and both wrists. I have a 10" long "depression" in my skull [...] I just didn't feel it when something broke [...] I've had a tooth (accidentally) removed without anesthesia. That hurt a lot. [...] I'm not Dutch. Scotch-Irish/English, with a teensy bit of Polish.
    Maybe, boyo, you're a little more Polish than you think.
  104. Tanning vs Pain Sensitivity by mirnav · · Score: 1
    On a serious note, this doesn't surprise me too much. Redheads are well known for having extremely sensitive skin. (...) most redheads go straight from pasty-white to fire-engine red; freckles (another sensitivity based reaction to the sun) are more common among redheads than folks with locks of other colors. So it seems logical that this would extrapolate to other areas of pain and sensitivity.

    Not so sure about that. Redheads' (and light blonds') inability to tan has more to do with their lack of melatonin - the stuff that makes your skin go dark. I don't think low melatonin (or lack thereof) has anything to do with nerve endings or them being closer to the surface, which in my mind would more closely be associated with higher sensitivity to pain.

  105. Stepchild by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

    What no redheaded step-child jokes?

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    1. Re:Stepchild by Creepy · · Score: 2

      sure -

      This explains why red-headed stepchildren need more severe beatings ;)

      Where the heck did that "beaten like a red-headed stepchild" thing come from, anyway?

  106. Nerve Toxin & Virgin Tongues by NickFusion · · Score: 3, Informative

    The active ingredient in hot peppers, capsaicin, is a nerve toxin. Large doses (as in a lot of hot food) damage the nerves in the tounge and throat. The net result is that you are less sensitive to hot food, and need more "hot" to produce the same sensation as that first jalapeno on your virgin tounge.

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  107. You guys are hilarious by Wee · · Score: 2
    Your responses are great...

    I'm not an idiot (IQ in the 150s), I'm only 1/16 Polish, no inbreeding (that we know of), and Mr. Glass is slightly inaccurate; Mr. Not-Too-Careful is more like it. Although my name isn't Brasky, the thought has crossed my mind that the crack in the head might have something to do with it.

    Oh yeah, no trophy needed. But it's so sweet you guys care!

    -B

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  108. My girlfriend's an anaesthetist... by jlanng · · Score: 1

    ... here in the UK and has always said 'beware the asthmatic, the overweight and the redhead!' Apparently they also bleed more and have more laryngospasm (whatever that is!)

  109. Carrot Top by maydog · · Score: 1

    This is great news, I will get 20% more pleasure from beating Carrot Top!

  110. formula for red headed stepchildren. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RP = Redheaded Pain
    P = Pain suffered (in spankings)

    RP = P * .2 + P

    6 = P * .2 + P
    P=5

    So when my dad beats me like a redheaded stepchild; does that mean i'm going to suffer 20% more pain than when he beats me like a blonde headed step child?

  111. Re:I must be a freak by ktakki · · Score: 2
    So I goto the indian store (not where you buy indians) and I ask them "for the spiciest thing they sell", they goto the back and get me this big clear plastic bottle full of ketchupy looking stuff with a rooster on the front and a green squirt top (does anyone know what this is?) so they are all handling it like its plutonium or something and they sell it to me...


    It's Sriracha, a piquant blend of chillis and garlic in a convenient plastic squeeze bottle. And you're right: it's not that hot.

    But it sure is tasty.

    k.
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  112. Capsaicin by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Informative

    Long term exposure to Capsaicin such as extreme hot sauce may cause pain receptors to become "desensitized".

    However, pain receptors are completely different from taste receptors. In fact, Capsaicin fakes out the pain receptors as it simulates real damage. This tricks the brain into producing endorphins, which promote a pleasant sense of well-being or even an alterted state of consciousness. The endorphin high can make spicy foods mildly addictive (and for some, such as myself, a complete obsession).

    1. Re:Capsaicin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can get used to spicy foods on the way in, but not on the way out.

  113. I am redhead, hear me snore. by animal+mother · · Score: 1

    I had surgury on my shoulder a few years ago. The doc had to give me 3 times what he said he normally does because I just wasnt going to sleep. He said he the amount that he gave me would have put under a small horse. I just would turn green and then I was fine. I was still awake when I went into the OR and watched the docs getting thier equipment ready. They kept looking at me and asking each other why I was still awake. They finally gave me some O2 and told me to count backwards from 10 to 1. I made it to 3, took a deep breath, and I was finally out like a light. The doc told me that males in thier teens tend to be violent when they wake up from surgury. When I woke up I backhanded one nurse across the chest and then gave another a perfect right hook and broke her nose. Its also true that redheads bleed a lot too.

    1. Re:I am redhead, hear me snore. by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      They finally gave me some O2

      Sure, 'cause oxygen is a great way to get numb.

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  114. More reliable personal anecdotal evidence by b_sirrobin · · Score: 1

    I've got quite red hair, so at least it would appear that I've got some sort of authority on which to base my claims.

    My dentist never gives me enough novocain the first time around. When I had my wisdom teeth out, (all 4 at once, only local anaesthetic) I had to request additional novocain 3 times. The novocain then wore off before I got home, about 20 minutes.

    I can also out drink almost everyone I know. I'm rail-thin (6' 140 lbs.) and can drink people twice my weight under the table.

    However, since I haven't conducted a double blind study, I can't definitively state that these phenomena are connected to my red hair.

  115. Re:I must be a freak by ksheff · · Score: 1

    My mom grew up in the SouthWest, so I always ate spicy food as a kid. The Indians at college said the same sort of thing and were disappointed when I ate their food and didn't have any adverse reaction to it. Of course, the guy that was 100% Norwegian and never ate a spicy thing in his life gave them the desired response. They didn't want to touch the lutefisk his grandma sent him, though.

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  116. I hate to break it to you but... by Arker · · Score: 2

    ...you're mistaking cause and correlation. The things that are found more typically among red-heads are not therefore caused by the same genes that cause the red hair - they're caused by other genes that just happen to be typical of the same gene-pools where you find red hair. So the fact that you didn't get the red hair doesn't affect the chances that you got the other in the least.

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    1. Re:I hate to break it to you but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since people with red hair don't mate exclusively with other people with red hair, there is a flaw in your reasoning. If the genes are not linked somehow, then the great amount of intermixing in Europe should have spread the genes for greater nerve sensitivity around pretty evenly between redheads and non-redheads, and this study claims this is not so: ie, redheads still have the higher rate of nerve sensitivity, in spite of having plenty of non-redheaded ancestors. And non-redheads have less nerve sensitivity, in spite of having plenty of redheaded ancestors. Random interbreeding should have eliminated this association, if it were only caused by association, and not by gene linkage of some kind.

  117. Re:Why do some women like anal sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doh! Of course they do, on a female it's called the g-spot... develops from the same material, pressure from the same angle gets it off.

    The taste also usually correlates with submissive traits, for obvious reasons.

  118. Novacaine doesn't work so well on me.... by jerkyjunkmail · · Score: 1

    When I was younger I had to go to the dentist and have some cavities filled. Since most people are given novacaine to deaden the feeling while the dentist hacks up your teeth that's what I was given. He stuck me with the needle, waited and the feeling was still there. Stuck me again, waited and same crap, feeling was still there. stuck me a third time and got the same result, feeling. So i got annoyed and said start drilling and that's when I discovered I didn't need the novacaine to be worked on. Still when I have to to get some cavities filled I don't use novacaine. You get quite a look of scepticism when the dentist is all ready to stick you and I tell them to forget about the novacaine and start working. It rules because I'm in and out in 10-15 minutes. So, I could see the anesthesia thing but I don't know about it being due to pain sensitivity comment. I'm a BMX'er and your BMX bike can be a love/hate relationship. I don't think I'm overly sensitive to the crashes, cuts, bruises that come with the territory.

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    1. Re:Novacaine doesn't work so well on me.... by hether · · Score: 2

      Its funny you mentioned this. I experience the same thing. The dentist would always give me three or four shots and I could still feel the pain until a few years ago I finally said just don't give me any. They looked at me like I was mad, but did it anyway. Now I only have novicaine for things that are really deep and only if after they begin to work on it I am in great pain. I still feel the pain, but I guess I tolerate it better than most. And yes, I'm a redhead.

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  119. Up there and down there are different places by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3

    Pubic and facial hair can naturally be different colors.

    1. Re:Up there and down there are different places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hee hee. You said pubic.

    2. Re:Up there and down there are different places by Loligo · · Score: 2

      >Pubic and facial hair can naturally be different
      >colors.

      I think your dentist is taking the long way to get to your teeth.

      -l

    3. Re:Up there and down there are different places by jbayes · · Score: 1

      Dont'cha just hate it when the carpet doesn't match the drapes?

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  120. Re:It's true what they say about redheads... by Nintendork · · Score: 2
    Quit picking up chicks at the computer club and you won't have this problem. Try the local pub where the barflies hang out. Sure, the women are skanks, but the chances of one of them doing nasty things is a lot greater. Maybe not with you, but I think you get my point. :)

    What the hell is this thread doing on /.?????

  121. Not necessarily by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    You're almost certainly right in this case, but there can also be interactions among genes, so it's *possible* that the "red hair" gene is also a crucial component of the "likes massive quantities of garlic" gene.

  122. Dangit.... by thumbtack · · Score: 2

    If only I had this information a few weeks back, I would have bought her a couple of more drinks.....

  123. However... by quintessent · · Score: 2

    ...when we contacted them, none of the researchers, who were all red-heads, were alert enough comment on the new findings.

  124. Ah! That explains why- by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

    I always have to give them more rohypnol to get them to pass out; or talk to them with my scintillating personality- that works too. Either's good. ;-)

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  125. Call me zany, but ... by candylilacs · · Score: 1

    I mistakenly believed the more a person weighed meant more anesthesia. Drug addicts also need more powerful doses of drugs.

    So maybe most redheads are heifers or heroin addicts.

    cl.

  126. redheads going extinct by yali · · Score: 2

    Since the trait is so recessive, the extinction of redheads is predicted to be sometime in the late 21st or early 22nd century...


    For what it's worth, a blonde version of that assertion has been circulating as an urban legend.

  127. Redheads Scream Louder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's why redheads scream louder in bed!

  128. Oh, it's you by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    I was reading your post thinking, "Boy, this is some interesting stuff. I'm learning a lot from this dumb webpage." Then I look up and see that it's a SexyKellyOsbourne post. If it was slightly less interesting, I wouldn't have noticed.

  129. Experience more pain from a given stimulus? by chingador · · Score: 1

    Then how can Carrot Top tollerate himself?

  130. Re:What about... size.. OT by bored · · Score: 1

    I was reading their page and had this thought exactly.

    The Large RealLike is based on the 'average' male penis. With our data we have gathered from Venus 2000 users we know what 'average' really is! It even has all the bumps and ridges of the real thing.

    I bet they have a larger more accuate sample size than most 'science' projects... Only problem is that they don't have the dimensions on the web page. LOL

  131. Imagine... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    ...a Beowulf cluster of red-heads!

    Yeah, it's a troll post. Any Beowulf post is a troll post by definition. Beowulf? Grendel? Trolls? Read a book! Read a book! *sheesh*!

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  132. Me too by hether · · Score: 2

    I am amazed to see the number of posts here from people who are readheaded and agree with the story. I never really thought about it before but I don't think I'm more sensitive to pain, just definitely require more anathesia. So I guess I concur with the results of the study. At the dentist I just skip the novicaine when possible since it doesn't really work anyway. With my wisdom teeth the tylenol with codeine was completely ineffective. I get nothing from regular doses of tylenol either. Ibuprofen and aspirin tend to work though. I once woke up just after a surgery when I should have slept for at least two more hours, and I do tend to bleed a lot. I seem to have a fairly high pain threshold I've been told. Not sure about the alcohol or drugs though since I rarely drink and haven't tried drugs.

    And to think, these are all because of my hair color? Wow.

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  133. You guys are sick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anesthesia? Some of you guys are just sick. Just use some duct tape and a good-weight baseball bat.

  134. You need to see my other site by The+real+Anne+Marie · · Score: 0

    First of all the site works with or without the www and secondly, my site says coming soon so obviously the content is limited...as of yet.

    Also, Mr. Macdaddy, I am more than just Kevin's sidekick --see my other site too (above) I was written about on Slashdot, Salon, Slate and just about every other site on the internet.

    Cheers,

    Brainy Blonde/Anne Marie/Educated Escort

    1. Re:You need to see my other site by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

      He pays you $12,000 a day to be on his radio show with him? Now that's one pricey sidekick! You are an "Escort?" You have even more in common with Anna Nicole Smith then I first thought. You might get just as much money as she got from that old man, if not more. It sure must beat working for a living.

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    2. Re:You need to see my other site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Holy shit, d00d! This chicks a phuK1N H000-AH! So does Andrew Dice Clay tip nicely when he's done j1zzin all over j00r fAc3 8eey4cH?

    3. Re:You need to see my other site by valmont · · Score: 2
      heh. i think some DNS tweaking is in order:

      Name: brainyblonde.com
      Address: 64.71.153.74
      Aliases: oxymoron.brainyblonde.com

      http://oxymoron.brainyblonde.com/

      I dare you to actually do that! if you did do that, and even put-up a page with blonde jokes on it, i swear i'll add you to my fans list :)

      Now, if you can tell me within 12 hours of this post going out there what exactly your new DNS records are guna look like, and which configuration changes you'd need to make to httpd.conf, you might actually impress me. I read the Salon story, while highly entertaining, my 16-year-old sister can put-up a web site like yours and use hushmail, as well as point out inherent flaws in Netscape's early designs of their Document Object Model. I was pretty impressed by the information you did manage to get out of the guy's office DSL connection, but i'm wondering if you had some serious help there.

    4. Re:You need to see my other site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, if you can tell me within 12 hours of this post going out there what exactly your new DNS records are guna look like, and which configuration changes you'd need to make to httpd.conf, you might actually impress me.

      Oh come now, (pun intended) we all know that that beautiful women are held to a different standard in this society. We should be impressed that this person actually knows what the heck DSL is! She doesn't need to show off what she knows in depth. All she has to do is sit there and say "Document Object Model" and...oh...excuse me...uh..UH...UHH...UHHH..nnnnGGGGGRRRHHHHHUUUUUUU HHHHHH!!!! ahhh...ahhhhhhhh. Okay, I feel beter now. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

  135. Thanks for being sensitive about racism.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now shut your nigger face!

  136. Weed has no effect on you? by detect · · Score: 1

    Come have a smoke with me, I'll fix up that problem for you. :)

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  137. hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably because all redheads are descendents of virulent, wild, and crazy highlander scotsmen.

  138. Re:hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who could guzzle 2 gallons of double malt and then toss three cabers 20 feet. Arrrrr!

  139. not human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This research is flawed. They were apparently operating under the impression that redheads are human beings. Anyone who has been in contact with one for any extended period of time will tell you that this is not true. Redheads are another species, and in fact they exhibit many many more differences to humans than just pain sensitivity.

  140. Re:Capsaicin, try these by Froze · · Score: 1

    They ought to plenty hot for any but the most hardcore;-)
    Atomic

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  141. Just need more Anesthesia than others... by CrimsonBlur · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm a redhead, and not your standard redhead, my hair is RED, very red. Anyway, I play soccer, and I've played WITHOUT shinguards and injured others that WERE wearing them when we hit shins. I have other examples, but this is a pretty easy one. It takes a hell of a lot for me to feel pain, and if I do feel it, it doesn't really hurt (I suppose that's threshold, but still). All I'm saying is, I'm not very succeptable to pain. I agree with others that are saying that redheads MOST LIKELY, due to my experence, just don't absorb the anesthesia the same way others do. I always either don't get any at all (at the dentist) or they have to give me excessive amounts. But by no means am I more snsitive to pain than anyone else I know; in fact, I can take more pain than anyone else I know. I'm not saying this is special or bragging like some people are saying, I'm just stating the facts.

  142. Not only redheads . . . by HawaiiPiglet · · Score: 1

    Since childhood it's been known by all medical folks trying to tend to my ills that it takes an enormous amount of anaesthetics to numb me up -- or down. Dentists using nitrous oxide pump me up at very close to ten on their mixture scale, the max. No one has ever guessed why but I've been told many times that the problem is evident in about five percent of any group of patients, red-headed or bald like me! For those in this group, the relatively new Versid given intravenously before the usual anaesthetics reduces the amount needed and also blocks all memory. Great!

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  143. Blue eyes by Jahf · · Score: 2

    It's the other way around, blue eyes were reported to make a person more susceptible to pain ... I think it was on the order of 20% (similar to red hair).

    Both red hair and blue eyes are recessive. Both most commonly occur in people of northern european descent. I would guess that the higher-intensity pain is also a recessive gene that tends to piggy-back onto the same cultures.

    Total supposition: there might even be an explanation to them. In extremely icy/snowy regions, blue eyes would reflect back more light (blue eye coloring has the highest index of reflection of the natural eye colors), reducing glare/distortion? In those same places, the cold may number nerve endings, causing more sentivity to pain to be an advantage, too.

    I don't see what survival advantage red hair would have, but it sure is sexy :) Oh wait ... there's the advantage!

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  144. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    By the middle 1880's, practically all the roads except those in
    the South, were of the present standard gauge. The southern roads were
    still five feet between rails.
    It was decided to change the gauge of all southern roads to standard,
    in one day. This remarkable piece of work was carried out on a Sunday in May
    of 1886. For weeks beforehand, shops had been busy pressing wheels in on the
    axles to the new and narrower gauge, to have a supply of rolling stock which
    could run on the new track as soon as it was ready. Finally, on the day set,
    great numbers of gangs of track layers went to work at dawn. Everywhere one
    rail was loosened, moved in three and one-half inches, and spiked down in its
    new position. By dark, trains from anywhere in the United States could operate
    over the tracks in the South, and a free interchange of freight cars everywhere
    was possible.
    -- Robert Henry, "Trains", 1957

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