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Officials Sue Couple Who Removed Their Lawn

Hugh Pickens writes "The LA Times reports that Orange County officials are locked in a legal battle with a couple accused of violating city ordinances for replacing the grass on their lawn with wood chips and drought-tolerant plants, reducing their water usage from 299,221 gallons in 2007 to 58,348 gallons in 2009. The dispute began two years ago, when Quan and Angelina Ha tore out the grass in their front yard. In drought-plagued Southern California, the couple said, the lush grass had been soaking up tens of thousands of gallons of water — and hundreds of dollars — each year. 'We've got a newborn, so we want to start worrying about her future,' said Quan Ha, an information technology manager for Kelley Blue Book. But city officials told the Has they were violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants. Last summer, the couple tried to appease the city by building a fence around the yard and planting drought-tolerant greenery — lavender, rosemary, horsetail, and pittosporum, among others. But according to the city, their landscaping still did not comply with city standards. At the end of January, the Has received a letter saying they had been charged with a misdemeanor violation and must appear in court. The couple could face a maximum penalty of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for their grass-free, eco-friendly landscaping scheme. 'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha."

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  1. Dumb Government Abuse of Power by pubwvj · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why government should have no powers.

    1. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Limited powers not no powers. Somalia is a great example of what happens when the state is so far weakened that even property rights/life are not protected. At the opposite end of the scale, you might see something like North Korea which is not much of an improvement over what Somalia has. The idea is not to go to either extreme and maintain a reasonably rational government is large enough to cover the basics but not so big that people start to be strangled by it.

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    2. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Personally, I hate lawns and I think they're a big waste of resources. But as a homeowner, it's what keeps the property value going. I already have problems with the neighbors not paying their water bill (shared pipe mess, etc), and the association can't do much else other than give warnings that if they don't pay, then EVERYONE will lose water. We need the help from the city to force them to pay. But that's another story.

      If the neighbors have visibly broken windows, doors, or damaged roof, it affects the surrounding property value. That's just the reality of it. Something as large and visible as a dead lawn makes it seem like the house is abandoned. And it's not like the city is saying, "hey keep it green and lush," but only that 40% of the yard must have living plants - it doesn't specify what. That seems like a reasonable request. I'd just plant a cluster of cactuses in the corner. Welp, I think the property value will still go down with this tacky solution, but it would get the city off their backs. However, the neighbors might still complain and pass some oddball ordinance at the next city council meeting, and take effect the next year.

      If I could, I'd astroturf my lawn.

    3. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Dionysus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      hush, don't force reality on him. He thinks he's going to be one of the warlords as opposed to the plebes

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    4. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by ErikZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...but not so big that people start to be strangled by it."

      They always make new laws, and rarely get rid of old laws. The strangulation is inevitable.

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    5. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The US is so far down the track towards autocracy that warning about the dangers of too weak a government is like warning a man who is dying from dehydration in the desert of the dangers of drowning if he's not careful when approaching an oasis.

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    6. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by hawk16zz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Guess you missed this part from TFS:

      Last summer, the couple tried to appease the city by building a fence around the yard and planting drought-tolerant greenery — lavender, rosemary, horsetail, and pittosporum, among others. But according to the city, their landscaping still did not comply with city standards

      They tried, the county denied.

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    7. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by CodeDragonDM · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's a poor summary of what's happening. That ignores that the couple has literally devalued the homes around it by doing this, it's fiscally as bad as tagging (graffiti wise) everyone within a three house radius with a pair of breasts under the living room window.

      While the owners were being planet smart, they probably should have started out at their city council or equivalent to get this change known and accepted.

      Then again, I say don't live in city limits where you can directly affect someone else and their livelihood by doing what you should have the gawddamn right to do on your own property! Can't add or remove a frelling tree from your own yard without two bureaucrats telling you it's ok, then charging you to use their service... It's perverse and (to piss off a portion of people) retard logic.

    8. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I live in a planned estate, fairly upmarket in appearance. Most of the houses have "arid landscape" themed gardens, and all plants are selected for low water requirements.

      I can attest that, if done well, drought resistant garden design can look very, very nice. It's also far easier and cheaper to maintain, as weeds don't grow as readily. Our garden is made up with the hardiest plants from central Australia, thus we can literally starve weeds to death while the rest of the plants carry on fine. Having big, lush, high water gardens means that hardy weeds infest it easily and you're left fighting a losing battle.

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    9. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by pthisis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why is it your neighbor's responsibility to use their property in a way they dislike in order to bolster your property values?

      I live in Virginia now, and this nonsense goes on not only in HOAs but even with city ordinances--mandating grass cutting, forbidding painting your house certain colors, etc. I just don't get it--in Maine, if you wanted a hot pink house with lines of toy soldiers and an above ground pool on your front lawn, that was your own business. It's your own property, and you have a right to use it how you want within the bounds of safety and environmental concerns.

      Now, if it's a safety issue that's another thing. But the state's interest in defending property should be first and foremost to defend the right of a property's owner to use it as they see fit; if you want to have crazy aesthetic restrictions then you can move into an area with a draconian HOA.

      Your water pipe issue is completely different, and I sympathize greatly.

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    10. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by shoehornjob · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dumb ass. With no government the corporations would run everything and those without money would be shit outa....doh. Ok so we're not that far away from that now but at least your congress critter has to win a popularity contest to get elected.

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    11. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by wizardforce · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      After Somalia's former government collapsed, it didn't take long for warlords to consolidate power and I predict that at some point Somalia will have a whole new government for better or worse due to either consolidation of the powers of various warlords or a revolution of some sort. Then the cycle starts all over again.

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    12. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Surt · · Score: 1

      Why anyone would have bought into such a community in the first place escapes me. It was #1 on the list of dead to me properties when I consulted a real estate agent. Who doesn't think that an HOA is just an invitation to abuse, and why would you pay MORE to pay more for an HOA?

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    13. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if any of those complacent government paper pushers had half a brain this wouldn't even be an issue ... see what you get when you have ridiculous benefits and unparalleled job security? you get incompetence! the city should sue itself for wasting its time and our money ... morons

    14. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The US is so far down the track towards autocracy that warning about the dangers of too weak a government is like warning a man who is dying from dehydration in the desert of the dangers of drowning if he's not careful when approaching an oasis.

      From an outsider's perspective I would diagnose the problem somewhat differently. It's paradoxical, the US is in many way under-regulated (eg. the banking system, consumer protection etc), yet on the other hand there are numerous examples of regulation like this.

      But I don't think the problem is with the actual regulation. To me there seems a dangerous lack of discretion on the part of administrators, as to when laws ought, and more importantly, ought not to be applied.

      It is as if the mere fact that something breaches an ordinance justifies taking action against that breach, or the mere fact that a crime has been committed means that someone ought to be charged. Or perhaps it is only that failures of discretion, such as in the present case, which are newsworthy.

    15. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by anagama · · Score: 1

      If everyone moves out into the county, then you just have sprawl, a long commute, and the commensurate environmental degradation. The solution is not to make things worse -- the solution is to face reality and recognize that certain practices aren't reasonable or sustainable from both environmental and economic perspectives. The fact is, the southwest is coming out of a century long wet period, a period during which all the water rights were divvied up based on water level presumptions that are not likely to hold out. There was an interesting National Geographic article examining tree rings and water in the southwest, the text is here sans photos: http://www.ltrr.arizona.edu/~tswetnam/tws-pdf/NewsArticles/NGM2008Kunzig.pdf

      What do you think property values are going to look like when there is no water, and all those lawns turn to dirt lots? Are you really that interested in importing water from Canada at incredible expense merely so you can mow grass? On the other hand, if climate appropriate landscaping was introduced and perfected over the next few decades, perhaps property values can hold out through time periods when you'll be lucky to have drinking water, let alone lawn water. As someone else pointed out above -- arid landscaping can be very attractive. Best get some practice in.

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    16. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheLink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the article at least one neighbour didn't mind.

      Heck he even helped them:

      Soon after the city complained about the yard, the Has placed wood chips on top of the dirt, with help from neighbor Dennis Cleek.

      "It's their yard, it's not overgrown with weeds, it's not an eyesore," said Cleek, whose own yard boasts fruit trees. "We should be able to have our yards look the way we want them to."

      And from the pic, it looks ok to me. As for wood-chips being a fire hazard, it's no big deal, before they start burning in a dangerous way due to some external cause, those wooden houses will probably be on fire first...

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    17. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

      One day some abusive admin did a rm -rf / or deltree C:\

      Those bastards... that's why root should have no powers.

      And the 'rm' command needs to be redacted.

    18. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by bhagwad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps I'm not understanding something here, but why should your neighbor care about your home's value? Of course, in the case of a shared resource like a water pipe, it's a different matter but if it's my house and I want to fill my front yard with grey paint, why should anyone object. The whole "it's not aesthetic" argument is similar to the Taliban preventing women from wearing jeans because they don't like to see it. So where does it stop?

    19. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      consolidation of the powers of various warlords
      No, warlords do not share or consolidate power. It's not the African way.

    20. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Thoreauly+Nuts · · Score: 4, Interesting

      by doing what you should have the gawddamn right to do on your own property!

      It's not your property. Here is a somewhat humorous parody that happens to illustrate the point and even addresses the topic of this thread:

      "The Peasant's New Property"

      Not so many years ago lived a peasant, though he didn't think of himself as such, who thought so much of real property ownership that he spent most of his time slaving away in his cubicle at work to acquire enough money to purchase some. He had little time for friends, family, or other amusements; in fact, the only thing he thought much about was his bi-weekly paycheck. His schedule contained labor for almost every hour of the day, and as one would say of a peasant, "He is out in the fields", so one could say of him, "He is in his cubicle".

      The suburb where he desired to own property was very gay; every day many strangers from all parts of the globe arrived. One day two swindlers came to this suburb; they made everyone believe they were real estate agents and declared that they could sell the finest property one could own. Their architecture and design, they said, were not only exceptionally beautiful, but the homes and land possessed the wonderful quality of having its ownership unperceivable by any man who was irrational or unpardonably stupid.

      "That must be wonderful property," thought the peasant. "If I were to own such property I should be able to find out which of my fellow men are irrational, and I could distinguish the clever from the stupid. I must have this property without delay." And he gave a large sum of money to the swindlers, in advance, that they should set to work without any loss of time. They prepared lots of paperwork and pretended to be very hard at work. They asked for commissions and all sorts of fees which were quickly drawn from the man's bank accounts, and they appeared to work until late at night.

      "I should very much like to know how they are getting on with my purchase," thought the peasant. But he felt rather uneasy when he remembered that he who was irrational or stupid couldn't perceive its ownership. Personally, he was of the opinion that he had nothing to fear, yet he thought it advisable to send somebody else first to see how matters stood. He told everyone he knew what remarkable quality the property possessed, and all were anxious to see how bad or stupid their neighbors were.

      "I shall send my friend who is an accountant to the agents," thought the peasant. "He can judge best the ownership, for he is intelligent, and nobody understands his office better than he."

      The accountant went to the property where the swindlers sat, perused the paperwork and asked lots of questions. "Heaven preserve us!" he thought, and opened his eyes wide, "I cannot see any ownership at all," but he did not say so. Both swindlers requested him to come near, and asked him if he did not admire the exquisite deal they were offering, pointing to the paperwork on the desk. The accountant tried his very best, but he couldn't see it. "Oh dear," he thought, "can I be so stupid? I should never have thought so, and nobody must know it! Is it possible that I am irrational? No, no, I cannot say that I was unable to perceive the ownership."

      "Now, have you got nothing to say?" said one of the swindlers, while he pretended to be busily punching numbers into his calculator.

      "Oh, it is quite the deal," replied the accountant looking through his glasses. "To finally own real property! I shall tell my friend that I like the deal very much."

      "We are pleased to hear that," said the two agents, and described to him in great detail the minutiae of property ownership. The accountant listened attentively, that he might relate to his friend

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    21. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 0, Troll

      What makes you think the price you paid for the property included those rights?

      If you wanted a clown house you would have no problem buying some remote property or pay extra for a place that allows such so that no one would complain. Until then what you are buying is property sold with the conditions as stated by city ordinances.

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    22. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't own your land ever. Stop paying your (rent) property taxes to the government and you will find out how much that land is yours.

    23. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Entropius · · Score: 1

      No, this is why government should not be dumb.

    24. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no such thing as a reasonable request when someone is trying to force someone to make their own property appear the way YOU want it to. No, not even "no broken windows" or even "no purple 10-foot lawn gnomes".

      Don't give me that filthy lie about how "wah, they lowered my precious property values!" can provide even the most remote excuse. You don't have a right to high property values. Period. And you know it.

      You, and anyone else who is less than 100% against the city on this issue, are violently anti-freedom and cannot possibly die painfully enough or soon enough.

    25. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Discretion? By the very nature of the law it should be applied all of the time indiscriminately, anything else is corruption.

    26. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "property rights"? What property rights? I don't see any in the USA. When you pay property tax, it isn't yours anymore. You rent it.

    27. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And by trying to dictate that he have a conventional lawn, his neighbors (through the government) ignore that they are devaluing his property for his own use as well. The difference is he actually paid for his property and so has bought the moral right to maintain it in a way that makes sense for him. He appears to not be unsympathetic and has demonstrated a willingness to find a compromise. It seems that he is not the one being unreasonable.

      The next time L.A. cries about water allocations, this should be trotted right out and they should be told to suck it up.

    28. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      then any law which, when enforced, would have insane consequences (like this) must be abolished.
      Let's try and tot up what would survive...

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    29. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That only works when you craft laws using omniscience.

      Many laws explicitly build-in discretion.

    30. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Your.Master · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "You [...] are violently anti-freedom and cannot possibly die painfully enough or soon enough."

      I don't think you know what the word violently means.

      You don't have a right to high property values, and they don't have a right to have flaming crosses on their lawns 24/7. That right is exactly as made up as the right to high property values. It turns out that the neighbourhood was set up with strings attached, and either you accepted those strings by moving in there (and thus have nobody to blame but yourself), or this came up after the fact and you didn't agree to it, in which case you probably do have some recourse to complain.

      And actually, with broken windows, that actually is known to increase crime in the area. I *do* have the right to security of person.

      By the way, I'm DEFINITELY against the city on this issue. But you can take it too far. It seems that a lot of people maintain a childish notion of what legal property rights are and won't let go of it in the face of overwhelming countervailing evidence. Note that I'm sure a good argument could be made that property rights should be different, I'm just complaining about what is.

    31. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 3, Informative

      After Somalia's former government collapsed, it didn't take long for warlords to consolidate power

      sigh. You do realize that the worlds biggest warlord was behind the Somali gov "collapse" and for several years now has been illegally invading the country on the sly.

      At first glance you may think that the US invasion will be a good thing for Somalia... but then the horrific details of the methods used might give pause to that romanticized "It'll be good for 'em" notion of war and invasion.

      . Of course, It's all about oil, again. Won't someone invent a replacement already.

    32. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you know what "violently" means, bah bah bah. I'm tired of people using that quote to pretend they're smart when they don't know vocabulary worth a damn or a fuck all. You, Your.Master, are mistaken -- violently mistaken. I'm not the Anon you replied to, but I done have me a junior high school edumacation.

      http://www.thefreedictionary.com/violently

      1. Marked by, acting with, or resulting from great force: a violent attack.
      2. Having or showing great emotional force: violent dislike.
      3. Marked by intensity; extreme: violent pain; a violent squall. See Synonyms at intense.
      4. Caused by unexpected force or injury rather than by natural causes: a violent death.
      5. Tending to distort or injure meaning, phrasing, or intent.

    33. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Discretion? By the very nature of the law it should be applied all of the time indiscriminately, anything else is corruption.

      So the choice is between corruption and mindless stupidity? When a law clearly has harmful consequences, you should revise the law, not cling to it against all common sense.

      Enforcing laws does require discretion and common sense. I think your attitude is exactly what's wrong here.

      In the end, rules are meant to be broken. As long as you do it openly and for well-specified reasons, there's nothing wrong with it. (Then again, I'm Dutch, and we're famous for structurally and intentionally not enforcing our own laws. Pot is technically illegal here. Governments just decided not to enforce those laws in the case of pot.)

    34. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mcvos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with Sitting Bull on this. Nobody owns land. It belongs to everybody. When you use it, you rent it from the community.

    35. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 3, Informative

      Homeowners care about their neighbors' home values because they greatly affect their own home's value. If your neighbor turns his once nice yard into a horror, the appraised value of every home in the area will decrease. People who intend to live in their homes until they die care the least, and at the opposite end of the spectrum speculators have conniption fits.

    36. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by voisine · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You do know that Somalia has improved steadily since the disolution of the state, and at a faster rate than it's state ridden neighbors? Their private law system, the Xeer, has been somewhat disrupted by the US backed Etheopian invasion, but I'd still prefer it to any of it's neighbors. They have the best and cheapest cell phone service in all of Africa, and their living standards have improved by every measure, life expectancy, infant mortality, per capita income, you name it.

      http://mises.org/story/2701

      Quan Ha is absolutely right. The irony of being force to pay for your own oppression is positively Kafkaesque.

    37. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They never will. If anything the entitlement culture is becoming more entrenched. Look at California. The entire culture here is entitlement. People want programs, but they don't want to pay for them, and it will only get worse, as the deficit and debt continue.

    38. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by wisty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just a word of warning - native Australian plants are often highly flammable. Big, lush, high water gardens are reasonably fire protection. Gravel (or pretty stones) is better. (That's a little debatable, as greenery can shield a house as long as it doesn't ignite). Bamboo burns like the oversized grass it is.

      Also, woodchip is dry wood. It's not remotely safe in a fire.

      There are some hardy (but not flammable) plants that are good - some succulents will only burn if there's a blow torch on them, but be very picky with drought-resistant plants.

      Also, avoid natural (uncleared) bush like the plague. A combination of trees, shrubs, and undergrowth can melt aluminum, especially if it's on a hill. It looks nice and environmental to be living amongst trees, but the environmental footprint is horrendous (they clear *how many* acres for their driveway?), and it's a deadly place to be if a fire starts. Imagine 10-20m flames from the natural bush, then think about the showers of embers (including burning branches carried in the fire-fueled tornado - yes, the energy from a fire can create a tornado).

      I prefer to live in a low-impact cluster of cement boxes, and go to the bush when I want to enjoy it. Maybe when I have a family I'll look at something with a bit of a yard, but only one that's big enough to play in.

    39. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by umghhh · · Score: 1

      What is wrong with the breasts? I like breasts.

    40. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really. there are many laws you can break without being charged as long as nobody complains.

      proportionally, i would say that few laws can be automatically persecuted by the state and its agents.

      in this case, if the purpose of the law is to avoid the spreading of fires the state will be empowered to directly charge you, if it's just thought to embellish the neighborhoods it's likely that a complaint is needed.

      in most country laws are flexible and adapt them to the situation, and i hope that you live in one of such countries where this doesn't mean that the state is corrupted!

      a.

    41. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by conureman · · Score: 1

      I only knew one Lakota, and he was a LaVey Satanist, but I try to think of the children seven generations down, as I think some tribes acknowledge. perpetuate the species, and all.

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    42. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 1

      I don't think you've actually read that Wikipedia article. The authors of that book seem to follow slipperly-slope logic and confuse correlation and causation. The critics section contains information on studies which dispute your claim and appear to be more credible, offering more plausible explanations. Also, screw the neighbors. Some things are more important to money, and the way this neighbourhood association is treating people who care more about their children than money is completely ridiculous.

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    43. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by machine321 · · Score: 5, Funny

      sigh. You do realize that the worlds biggest warlord was behind the Somali gov "collapse"

      I don't know if the nytimes.com is the world's biggest warlord. Sure, it's annoying to have to register to read the article, but warlord?

    44. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

      Why is it your neighbor's responsibility to use their property in a way they dislike in order to bolster your property values?

      Because exterior changes to your neighbor's home often have negative externalities. That is, they have costs not incurred by the person who pays for the changes. It's the same logic that underlies why we regulate things like water pollution and public dumping. The point of regulating these things is not to bolster property values, but to make sure that the true cost on society of such changes, rather than just the cost to the homeowner, is more accurately reflected, and therefore properly weighed against the benefits which are generally enjoyed only be the homeowner.

      That being said, many people enforcing and making these kinds of laws often get carried away and forget the underlying reason for them, as seems to be the case here. So instead of properly weight the negative externalities, on property value, against the positive externalities of the Ha's reduced water usage (or, as was recently the case in my state, reduced electricity use when a couple decided to start hang drying their clothes in their backyard), we have some bureaucrat rubber stamping things to the letter of the law.

    45. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      It's not the state that is corrupt, it is the enforcers of the law who choose to do so selectively. If a reasonable enforcer of the law has to turn a blind eye to a "crime" then the law needs to be revised.

    46. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm not understanding something here, but why should your neighbor care about your home's value?

      Because most people have a large percentage of their assets tied up in their home and few people stay in a single home longer than seven years. So even if they don't mind your decorating decisions, when they go to sell their home the value of the home is impacted by the eyesore next door. Because, while many people may not mind staying next to a bothersome neighbor, they're not going to consciously choose to live next to one if there are other options available. So by painting your front lawn with grey paint, you're imposing an externality on those around you. That is, you're not bearing the full cost that your decision to paint your lawn imposes on the rest of society, and therefore you're not properly weighing the benefits to you against the full, true cost of the decision.

    47. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Individual cities are very autonomous. You can't really extrapolate from local ordinances.

    48. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is so wrong for many reasons. Discretion in applying the law may result in corruption, but it is necessary for justice, and is built into the system.

      Discretion is applied at all levels - from the policeman giving you a warning (you went through a red light in an empty intersection after a full stop but you are rushing to the hospital), to the prosecutor (yes, you bounced a check (a felony) but it was an accident and you made good on it right away), to the jury (I will not convict the white man for marrying a black woman no matter what the law says), to the judge (case dismissed or probation for a man who murdered his wife- they were both 90 and she had painful cancer and he failed when trying to commit suicide).

      The no discretion, Zero Tolerance (zero intelligence) application often results in injustice.

    49. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      I live in a neighborhood in a small Maine city that was developed in a couple phases, the first major phase was developed in the late 60s/early70s, the second was in the mid - late 90s. There are covenants here that somewhat limit what you can do with your property, many were concerned with the initial construction while a few were not (house must be a certain size/cost at construction, no mobile homes, no commercial vehicles parked in driveways, ...). Most new subdivisions will, at the very least, have requirements on initial construction, and some require things like window blinds, outside lights that are kept on at night, and landscaping. Other towns in Maine have limitations on color/appearance of houses, especially in historic parts of town, but it a lot of rural areas in Maine it is indeed a free for all... and you end up with people that have 5 nonworking cars on their law, or a sailboat that hasn't seen water in 20 years.

    50. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by temcat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whatever the silly laws say, you should NOT be entitled to keeping or increasing value of your property. Others may not damage or steal your property, but the value of your property should be totally your problem.

    51. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the end, rules are meant to be broken.

      Rules aren't created for the sole purpose of being destroyed (like crash test dummies or firearms targets). Rules are meant to be followed. Breaking them sometimes makes sense if the rules are written poorly. Creating laws with an intent to enforce them randomly invites corruption on the part of the state (they can supress one class of people or specific people), and invites disregard for law and society in citizens. Observe U.S. traffic patterns for an example: driving 10-15 miles per hour over the speed limit is common, even in 15/20/30mph zones.

    52. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by vtcodger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ***You do know that Somalia has improved steadily since the disolution of the state, and at a faster rate than it's state ridden neighbors?***

      I don't have time this morning to refresh my memory completely, but as I recall that's at best half right. Some parts of Somalia along the Red Sea coast are functioning quite well since the collapse of the central government. Other parts along the Indian Ocean are a near total shambles that is being exacerbated by the US's moronic war on any muslim who doesn't like us -- (which would be most of them).

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    53. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jimbobborg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also live in VA and the mandating of lawn mowing is for safety. It's tough seeing a Copperhead or other poisonous snake when you can't see the ground. You didn't have that problem in Maine because there are no poisonous snakes in Maine.

    54. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      If a group of people agree to certain rules, then it is their responsibility. It's called 'a society'. All they have to do to comply is plant some more low-water usage plants. It seems the ordinance is very clear, it doesn't mention anything about fences. Agave and prickly pear are downright cheap, and they tend to grow 'like weeds' with very little water. Texas Sage can be used to cover larger areas and also uses very little water. I live in Mesa, AZ and the city provided a list of low-water plants for residents that would grow well.

      It's unfortunate that other people want these types of rules, but the super-majority rules, and sometimes a simple-majority. I lived in Maine for 20 years, and there are places that have similar rules to Orange County. Usually put in place by transplants and 'from-away' types from Mass. who find the color choices by the French-Canadians who have lived their all of their life an eyesore. Yep .. it's unfair. To the 10% it affects.

      Don't like the laws .. start work to change them. Until then, either comply or accept the consequences.

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    55. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by domatic · · Score: 1

      Perhaps so but the navies of various countries have been giving them rather strong hints as to what are and are not acceptable sources of revenue.

    56. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is wrong with the breasts? I like breasts.

      You asked for it...

    57. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From an outsider's perspective I would diagnose the problem somewhat differently. It's paradoxical, the US is in many way under-regulated (eg. the banking system, consumer protection etc), yet on the other hand there are numerous examples of regulation like this.

      On this particular issue, I think it's worth mentioning that regulation doesn't inherently do certain things. For example, US banks were required to make a certain amount of loans based on ethnicity (I don't know much about it except it's generally not considered a significant contributor to the recent banking collapse). They're also required to report all money transfers near or over $10,000. These regulations don't help make banking a sounder industry.

      Your words imply that one needs merely to add regulation. I'm just pointing out that one can add regulation generously and not improve (perhaps even make the problem worse!) the situation.

      Consumer protection seems quite adequate in the US. Sure, maybe idiots aren't sufficiently protected from the consequences of their actions, but you'd improve that by regulating the idiots not the producers.

      But I don't think the problem is with the actual regulation. To me there seems a dangerous lack of discretion on the part of administrators, as to when laws ought, and more importantly, ought not to be applied.

      I see a lot of discussion on the "need" for discretion. But as another replier notes, administrators should not have discretion. There is a saying here, "the US is a nation of laws not men" (see here for the orginal use). The meaning is that laws should be consistently and fairly applied else it is an avenue for tyranny. The discretion to apply law means that law enforcement can be selectively applied to political opponents, people who refuse to pay bribes/extortion, or other undesirables. Certain parties have to keep their activities scrupulously clean while others can be far more lax in their observance of law. This is the result of discretion and why it is considered an avenue for corruption.

      It is as if the mere fact that something breaches an ordinance justifies taking action against that breach, or the mere fact that a crime has been committed means that someone ought to be charged. Or perhaps it is only that failures of discretion, such as in the present case, which are newsworthy.

      Yes. That is exactly how it should be. It doesn't make sense to leave enforcement of an ordinance or criminal code up to the discretion of some agency or official with their own interests.

    58. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Larryish · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      They tried, the county denied.

      "If the glove don't fit, you must acquit."

      Quan Ha should get a black leather glove that is too small for him to wear, and leave said glove in the yard.

    59. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by khallow · · Score: 1

      we have some bureaucrat rubber stamping things to the letter of the law.

      That's what the bureaucrat is supposed to do. We don't want bureaucrats to have the power to decide when law is enforced and when it isn't. That way leads to corruption.

    60. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

      Somalia was a hell hole before and after it had no government. Since it hasn't had one, it has had all kinds of foreign interventions into the area to impose some government over them, which, as we all know, is excellent for promoting growth. In any case, their GDP has grown since the collapse of the communist dictatorship (though, IIRC, it has been below average), and they actually have one of the better telecom networks in Africa (which is very surprising, given the various wars and such).

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    61. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah it was all about oil, that stuff we're not getting from Iraq, right? You should chew your propaganda more before swallowing. You're choking on it.

    62. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say it's in their best self-interest to be a responsible home owner to maintain a good property value, but the key here in their situation is that they live in a community where the neighbors' house unfortunately affect everyone else's property value simply because of proximity. However, I wouldn't say it's their obligation (if you don't do this, pay $XXX), because that indeed would be a draconian govt., but I don't think this is a case where the govt. decided on this ordinance out of the blue, but rather its citizens chose it. There are cities, or maybe even states out there that allows the toy soldier lawns, but they're usually out in the boonies. In more populated places with somewhat close communities (the suburbs), you'll find more of these restrictive "draconian" homeowner ordinances, which were chosen and voted by its citizens. And if I understand correctly, what you're saying, "it's my property, I should be able to do whatever I want as long as it's not dangerous or hazardous," but the closer you live to people, i.e. in a society, the more "diluted" your rights will be as your neighboring homeowners will have ideas on how to keep up property value. Unless of course, you have acres of lawn separating you and your neighbors, or a lawn so large your house is not publicly visible (should you paint it hot pink) in which case they won't see your property and care, because it won't affect their property value.

      In a broader sense of speaking, if you choose to live among people, then you'll have to abide to follow the rules chosen by the people. Whether it's HOA or city ordinances, that was chosen by the local people. If you don't like it, then live away from people towards isolation where I bet you'll have more rights - even to paint your house to whatever color you like.

      As far as I know, my city has no ordinance in regards to lawn on private property (haven't been cited), but if everyone's lawn got out of hand, someone will probably bring it up on city council meetings. If you and a few other people don't like the mandatory grass cutting, ban of colors, or ANY restrictive and "draconian" law then please bring it up to city council. Local government has THE most effect on your immediate life. You'll also find silly ordinances like, 'commercial trucks are not allowed to park in a residential area for more than 48 hrs' and they also define the truck as being a 'vehicle with more than 6 wheels' - and it's there because probably some jerk with a big truck kept blocking the road driveways because it's cheaper than renting a commercial truck parking space in an industrial zoned area - even though those roads on residential zone are public space paved with taxpayer's money.

    63. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Judges and Police officers are two different entities. It should not be the enforcer of the law who gets to decide if a law is fair and just, that is the judges role.

      In many cases, discretion is built into the system as it should be, but the law should be designed so that it can be fairly applied to everyone. Again, selectively choosing who to enforce the law upon is corruption.

    64. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think the banking system is under regulated, you obviously have never attempted to open a bank, or even worked in one.

    65. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by morgauxo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's a long, well thought out reply for not reading the article.

      They don't have a dead, ugly lawn. They removed the lawn and added plants that don't need a lot of water. You know, the kind of stuff that naturally belongs in California. The city IS coming after them for not making it a lush, green, expensive and environmentally negative artificial oasis.

    66. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and in the case of speed limits I would argue that the rules themselves are broken and in need of being fixed to match real world driving patterns. If enforcing a law requires that a majority of the citizens be prosecuted, then something is wrong with the law itself.

    67. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by cynyr · · Score: 1

      look i agree with the flaming crosses thing. the problem i run into is we don't know how or why the city added these laws, or in the case that this wasn't the city the HOA. HOAs with longer than a one sided list of short bullet points will lower the value of your house much faster than "broken windows" or "Purple lawn gnome" even would. I shall not mow my yard 3x a week to keep the grass between 1" and 1.5" long. Like the artical, i'd love to have a mostly arid yard, or natural prairie grasses. Pine forest sounds good too.

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    68. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Remember that separation of powers is quite extensive in the US. We have local, county, state, and federal laws to contend with. With the exception of defense and security, the federal government is quite limited in its scope, and has only really expanded over the past 50 years for a variety of fairly mundane technology-related reasons -- it makes sense that we only have one FDA and one NASA.

      On the other hand, state (and especially local) laws have had the tendency to be draconian, overbearing, and rarely challenged in the courts. Ironically, most of the worst offenders in this area are extremely conservative constituencies.

      A huge portion of the modern conservative and libertarian movement is simply the centuries-old states' rights camp in disguise.

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    69. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, the financial crisis that came about by the HUD creating a huge market for high risk loans was definitely caused by not enough regulation.

      All those evil bankers that helped Fannie comply with federal regulations by making all those high risk loans to people who shouldn't be buying houses are the real cause, right?

    70. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Steauengeglase · · Score: 1

      The problem there is that the law serves too many purposes. We expect it to solve political, moral and economic problems. This creates an environment where yesterday's pragmatism is becomes tomorrow's iron fist.

    71. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This free-for-all attitude would easily lend itself to abuse. One person could come in, put up that 10-ft purple lawn gnome in the front yard, drive property values down, buy up the neighbors' houses as they are driven out, then take down the gnome and sell the houses at a profit.

      Now if it's a six-foot purple gnome, in a backyard with a six-foot fence around it, I'll agree with you. But if you don't have *any* prohibitions, people will take it to the extreme. That's what people do.

    72. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All those evil bankers were motivated by a quick payoff that was enabled by not owning the loans anymore.

      Racist nonsense really has nothing to do with it.

      The financial crisis was caused by bankers being insulated from the consequences of their actions.

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    73. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      "...but not so big that people start to be strangled by it."

      They always make new laws, and rarely get rid of old laws. The strangulation is inevitable.

      Indeed. I keep thinking how cool it would be if a law were passed to the effect of "For every new bill signed into law, two laws must be repealed."

    74. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I would argue, the Has and the neighbor should bring up this case to city council and hope to overturn the current ordinance. I don't agree that a lawn should be kept way out there in the desert obviously because water is a scarce resource, but I'd keep the lawn in compliance until such ordinance is overruled and effectuated by the city council.

      Your keyword here is " *at least* one neighbor didn't care" - I would also argue by saying "at least" indicates more than one neighbor, which is not mentioned anywhere in the article. So, it's doubtful the Has and just one other neighbor alone can convince the city council to overturn the ordinance, but if they can get a critical mass, say over 50% of the local residents to display their displeasure over the law, then they might have a chance. But the biggest problem here are the other residents, who probably like the current rule and put it there in the first place

      The whole point of shared resources such as water pipe and private property, is not private vs. public, but the concept of "community" and how everything affects everything else in its immediate surroundings, regardless on how "private" your property is. You still can't run a daycare center, an auto repair shop, or sell parking spaces from your house (unless you don't have an ordinance for it).

    75. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      But as a homeowner, it's what keeps the property value going. I already have problems with the neighbors not paying their water bill (shared pipe mess, etc), and the association can't do much else other than give warnings that if they don't pay, then EVERYONE will lose water.

      What kind of messed up structure did you let yourself in for? Shouldn't that have been researched before buying? Why would you make any kind of purchase where your own rights are dictated by the behavior of others?

    76. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > What makes you think the price you paid for the property included those rights?

      The property is in the United States of America.

      It's time to stop all of this HOA and similar nonsense.

      It doesn't actually do anything positive. All it does is prevent those in the neighborhood with any clue or taste from improving their property. Ultimately you're saddled with BS restrictions that don't do anything productive. They have no impact on property values and actually make the neighborhood uglier and look more "manufactured".

      "Borgville" doesn't enhance property values. Out of state real estate speculators do.

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    77. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by LordKazan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what a contrived story - you have a couple valid points but your property tax amount is ludicrously above any real property tax.

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    78. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The only thing keeping race out of these CC&Rs are very explicit laws that prevent this sort of thing.

      "white flight"? Don't be so silly. You've not seen "flight" until you've seen them run from lawn gnomes.

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    79. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of areas in VA without any of these restrictions. It's up to you to pick somewhere to live that meets your expectation to live in a pink toy house. I'll give you a hint, you might want to rethink trying to do that in the suburbs.

    80. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Home values are computed based on sales of 'comparable' homes in the area. Houses are often comparable to their neighbors homes.

      If your home value goes down, that just lowered the value of all 'comparable' homes in the area. Which includes the neighbors. (This is a reason some care. I don't necessarily agree with it.)

      Oh, and for the Taliban preventing women wearing jeans: They prevent it because they do like to see it, and that is a temptation to men. (Which men cannot be expected to handle on their own.) So therefore to avoid leading men into sin, women should cover up.

      Both reasoning make about the same amount of sense.

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    81. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by tck1000 · · Score: 1

      But the state's interest in defending property should be first and foremost to defend the right of a property's owner to use it as they see fit;

      Unfortunately, human beings are notorious for their tendencies to act in their own interest before applying another person's interest. Here, you have a local government which earns a substantial percentage of it's revenue from property taxes, and people pay more property taxes when they live on more valuable property, thus a disincentive is created for the local government to defend the right of a property owner to do use property as they see fit. The government has a *much* larger incentive to maintain the status quo, enforcing laws like this that create a social image that increases, or at the very least maintains, property values. Money is the real reason behind most of the activities that involve humans. That money may be in the form of taxes, or oil, or land, or gold, but as far back as humans go - it's always about the money.

    82. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by beschra · · Score: 1

      While it may be true that it is known that rules will be broken, it scares me to think that any public policy is based on the idea that rules/laws are put in place with the intent that they be broken. There's a big difference.

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    83. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (P.S. And unlike Mr. Terry Childs, they didn't go to jail, because when questioned about it, they said it was an accident, and they convincingly feigned embarrassment)

    84. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by bberens · · Score: 1

      Noise ordinances are a perfect example of where discretion in enforcement is perfectly viable IMO. The penalties for breaking the noise ordinances need to be high enough that it's *painful* for people are committing repeated egregious acts of noise pollution, but there's no real issue if your neighbor is having a party and happens to have the volume dial up one notch too many and they comply when a cop asks them to turn the volume down. I don't consider this corruption at all and is probably enforced exactly the way in which the lawmakers intended.

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    85. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Actually that's the jury's role. The role of the judge is to ensure procedure is followed.

    86. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Not sure if it the anology holds, but more people die of drowning in the desert than die of thirst.

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    87. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by MaerD · · Score: 1

      At least this time it's not a HOA..
      HOA's in my area will actually fine you (and can place a lien for the amount of the fines) if you don't water your grass in a drought. Heck, I can't even see why home sales should be allowed to force the one sided contract that is an HOA on you.

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    88. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Carik · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like turning government into a giant game of flux, which is great until someone plays the "pass all bills" card.

    89. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by kilfarsnar · · Score: 2, Funny

      You must hate it when highway patrol lets you off with a warning.

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    90. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I would agree with you on the speeding laws. There are much more dangerous activities on the road that should be punished more severely. For instance, last night I witnessed a guy driving down my residential street go through two stop signs without so much as a flash of the brake lights, and also drive down the wrong side of the road for half of the length of the street. If I was a cop, I would ignore the people going a few percent over the limit, and would go after the people who are dangerous: People who run stop signs or traffic lights, people who drive twice the speed limit in residential areas, people who text while driving, people who drive 25% under the speed limit, people who change lanes without having adequate room and without using turn signals, etc.

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    91. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you insane?

      I'll be shortly "buying" a house myself. The monthly cost of the property tax on it is equal to 80-90% of the monthly cost of the mortgage! Property tax is practically DOUBLING my monthly out-of-pocket expense for "owning" the home. If anything, the GP's property tax amount is too low to reflect reality in many places!

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    92. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Aren't speed limits designed with the road's construction in mind? i.e. if the speed limit dips to 50 you really shouldn't be trying to take that upcoming left curve at 85...

      Even so, on straightaways the flow of traffic should take precedence. The only places where speed limits really ought to be set and enforced is within cities/towns and in turning areas.

    93. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by tmosley · · Score: 1

      No, Somalia is a great example of local governance run amok. What to you call a sheriff with absolute authority? A warlord.

    94. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      The fact of the matter is that the discretion should be built in to the system. It could simply be a matter of giving a warning first then charging them with a crime if they do not comply, the law itself should not be so rigid. However, it should not be up to the enforcer of the law to decide when and where to apply it, it should always be applied.

    95. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Discretion? By the very nature of the law it should be applied all of the time indiscriminately, anything else is corruption.

      I must applaud the genius of Gary Gygax and Dave Aronson who has the insight to place Good vs. Evil perpendicular to Law vs Chaos on the alignment charts. It gives you the kind of mental flexibility to realize that there can be good corruption and bad corruption. Looking the other way to save hundreds of thousands of gallons of water during a drought falls under Chaotic Good, in my book.

    96. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Yes, but many of the roads with 55mph speed limits are designed for 80+mph speeds. I-495 in New York is a perfect example of this, the speed limit is 55MPH yet you would be hard pressed to find people driving slower then 70mph unless it's a rainy day. Heck, if there isn't much traffic one can easily travel at over 100mph on that road with no problems.

    97. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by metamatic · · Score: 1

      But I don't think the problem is with the actual regulation. To me there seems a dangerous lack of discretion on the part of administrators, as to when laws ought, and more importantly, ought not to be applied.

      One of the things I observed when I moved to the US a decade ago, is that culturally, many Americans have a strong belief in following the rules--to a completely absurd and mindless degree. See, for example, this reply to your comment stating that laws should be followed blindly. It's not just a government thing; corporations are incredibly bureaucratic too. Whether you're applying for a credit card, trying to get a mobile phone, or renewing a driver's license, there's an amazing lack of common sense on the part of the bureaucrat when faced with any kind of exceptional situation. ("You've been a customer for eight years and will pay cash up front for the phone? Sorry, the credit rating says code 13 so no contract account for you.")

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    98. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      There would be years before it started to cause real problems - old, pointless laws being removed from the books at a good rate. Especially if adopted by states as well. It would only get difficult once those were all gone. Of course, someone would just have to make *this* law one of the two repealed at any time to put an end to it...

      Alternatively, we'd just see more "regulations" that weren't laws at all...

    99. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because exterior changes to your neighbor's home often have negative externalities. That is, they have costs not incurred by the person who pays for the changes.

      I would have an easier time believing you if you would have, you know, actually mentioned some of these "externalities".

      And if your entire premise is "neighbourhood property values", you've already lost, because if a property value declines, it hits the homeowner much more than his/her neighbors, and so is not an externality.

    100. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jcr · · Score: 1

      the US is in many way under-regulated (eg. the banking system,

      Guess again. Our banking system is one of our most heavily-regulated industries, right up there with medicine and operating nuclear power plants.

      -jcr

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    101. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Informative

      to the jury (I will not convict the white man for marrying a black woman no matter what the law says),

      That's called Jury nullification, and jurors are rarely informed of their right not to convict. I've read about an instance or two where judges specifically inform juries that they cannot do this (although this is really, really illegal)

    102. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by ae1294 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damnit! You KIDS GET OFF MY... I mean THE GOVERNMENTS LAWN!

    103. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as a reasonable request when someone is trying to force someone to make their own property appear the way YOU want it to.

      • Is it really "their own property" as long as they pay money annually for the right to live on it? (Property taxes)
      • When you choose to make your home somewhere, you implicitly agreeing to comply with the laws of that location, local, state, and federal. If you don't comply with some of those laws (for example, because they're stupid/repressive/unconstitutional laws) then you implicitly accept that you may have to face undesirable consequences, even if you're right and may eventually prevail in your arguments.
      • I'd rather see pictures of the property before I draw the conclusion that the city is being as completely idiotic as it seems. My guess is if the neighbors don't dislike the landscaping they've done, they'll be sufficiently supportive to get the city to back down.
      • I'm absolutely delighted to report that my neighbors do not share your views of property rights.
    104. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      By the way, I'm DEFINITELY against the city on this issue.

      I'm not, though I fear I may die painfully soon enough for that opinion. Low-water landscaping is a great idea and I'd rather see developments in drought areas enforce that instead of lawns. At the same time, as I stated in another post on this topic, we're all in this together -- if you think you can live your life in solitude, you're really going to have to live waaaay out of the way. It's called community. If you don't want to be part of the community, and I'm not saying you have to talk to your neighbors, don't move into one.

      They did the right thing by tearing up their lawn. They did the wrong thing by not beautifying it in some way -- boulders, brick, low-water shrubs, recycled water feature. They're basically hurting their cause by doing it poorly. Like a person who wants a more bike-friendly town, so they get their friends to ride in the middle of the street, through red lights, etc to prove their point. Right idea, wrong technique.

    105. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by ktappe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      then any law which, when enforced, would have insane consequences (like this) must be abolished.

      No, any law which, when enforced, would have insane consequences, should be fixed. Most laws really do have good intentions. (I'm sure you'll disagree with this but you'll be wrong.) The problem is that those who draft the words of the laws are often insufficiently intelligent or learned to be able to envision consequences such as this. That is why there is this concept called a "revision."

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    106. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jailing someone for six months is an act of violence, even if there is no "abuse" on the part of the jailers. If a crazed BDSM dude locked you up in a huge building, periodically parading you around in arm and leg irons from place to place - not to mention, my God, if we imagined he had another thousand inmates and a crew of fifty pals - we would rightly call him a violent criminal, even if he didn't "take advantage" of his station any more than the highest possible standards for a corrections officer.

      It follows that citizens who vote for punitive measures under premises equally crazed to our hypothetical violent criminals above are practicing a form of violence.

    107. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Pentium100 · · Score: 1

      This always seemed strange to me. When we looked for a house, we mostly looked at the location, the size of the yard, whether the house suited our needs and the price. We did not look at the neighbors lawns or lack thereof. Now we have a 2m high fence from the street and a ~1.5m high fence from the neighbors (the highest that the law allows without the consent of said neighbors).

      Something as large and visible as a dead lawn makes it seem like the house is abandoned.

      So what? It's not like they are selling the house or something.

      P.S. I do not live in the US.

    108. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Carik · · Score: 1

      Well.... going by the article and the photo, they have an ugly yard covered with wood chips, and a fence with some low-water-consumption plants along the outside of it. It didn't look to me (from the photo) like 40 percent of their lawn was landscaped with plants.

      Now, maybe the photo is misleading, or shows it before all their changes, but that's what it looks like to me.

    109. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      To me there seems a dangerous lack of discretion on the part of administrators, as to when laws ought, and more importantly, ought not to be applied.

      Here's the thing, times are tough, so administrators are under pressure to 'justify their salaries'. If you're an administrator in charge of petty things like this, and you basically have little better to do, you will ultimately lose your job if you can't find a way to 'look busy'. So if you don't have anything truly useful to do, you can either lose your job and save taxpayers some money, or you can start "making work" by behaving like the "lawn police" and pursuing frivolous cases. Ultimately that's what it's about.

      The most amazing thing about all this is that these peoples' salaries are being funded by a deficit while unemployment is also high: I mean, if society had excess cash to waste on pursuing cases like this, it would be one thing, but when you don't have the excess cash, these are precisely the kinds of state administrator jobs that should be cut first.

      Excessive regulations are indeed a core part of the problem, since they themselves are often passed by other administrators trying to "justify their salaries", and then they need still more money to enforce. They also give administators a "blunt tool" to go after just about anyone they feel like, since almost everyone breaks some stupid law or 'code' every single day.

    110. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      the law should still be abolished and then replaced with a new one. Trying to amend existing laws makes a mess of the law books.

      How would you propse that the law in question be re-written so that these people get left alone?

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    111. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Your words imply that one needs merely to add regulation. I'm just pointing out that one can add regulation generously and not improve (perhaps even make the problem worse!) the situation.

      Yup. Unfortunately most people hear the words "unregulated" or "under-regulated" and get scared, since those words are deliberately used to make it sound like someone else is able to do whatever bad thing they want. That's the whole point of using these 'scary-sounding' labels, to write government a blank cheque to pass whatever "regulation" happens to grant themselves more power and a bigger slice of that tax pie (which is starting to strain).

    112. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      All those evil bankers were motivated by a quick payoff that was enabled by not owning the loans anymore.

      Yup, that's it in short. They effective perpetrated a kind of fraud by taking on high-risk debt, deliberately hiding and obfuscating that the debt was high risk, and reselling the debt. This doesn't happen by accident, and probably in some cases was already illegal in some way or another, although nobody's been prosecuted.

    113. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      the US is in many way under-regulated (eg. the banking system,

      Guess again. Our banking system is one of our most heavily-regulated industries, right up there with medicine and operating nuclear power plants.

      -jcr

      Yup; this propaganda has been spread recently by some who seek to broaden their powers that the cause of all this problem was an "unregulated" industry, which is simply false. Unfortunately propaganda still works well in this day and age, since most people just repeat whatever they hear.

    114. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "You do realize that the worlds biggest warlord [nytimes.com] was behind the Somali gov "collapse""

      Are you freaking kidding me?

      Somalia has been without a national government since 1991 (end of Barre's dictatorship) and the year generally given that the government went down. GW Bush was sworn-in in 2001.

      Even the best attempts to restore a national government went to shit in 1996, 5 years before "the worlds[sic] biggest warlord" noted in the NY Time citation you gave, which in itself was pretty crappy opinion peace that, in typical fashion, left out context to get to the point it wanted to fashion and prove, not find what the truth was.

      One of the phrackin reasons we are in the region isn't oil. There's oil everywhere people, yet if you mention it as a reason, it's like people all nod and agree that's THE reason. It's the downfall of former Soviet satellite states, which Ethiopia was one, and Somalia had been years prior (Soviets ended support to Somalia due to the conflict). Second, Islamists had been moving into what had been a relatively peaceful Somalia. Even the NY Times piece, which is a complete piece of shit, indirectly agrees they are (and were) there.

      In 2006, there was an attempt at a transitional government, but that was largely a complete farce and, something chose to gloss over, the coalition and the northern sector were filled Islamists with al Quada ties. Funny you didn't mention that. There was damn good and clear reason NOT for that government to form, esp. considering that PRIOR to that transitional government, Somalia HAD BEEN STABLE and nearly peaceful despite having no national government of any substance.

      Your 2nd citation firmly backs this. It even cites Somalia's clan leaders as leaders in suspected terrorist rings, and you're seriously using the article to try to back your claims? Are you batshit? Also, considering war itself is horrific, I see nothing substantial in that article that supports the methods used as unusual outlandish, particular in context of what had been going on the region for almost 20 years. And clearly, the reason the US became indirectly involved was because of the Islamists backing the clans and warlords of the area to fight. Don't simply blame the US; they made the first move when other Islamist countries started pushing out the extremist groups.

      "Of course, It's all about oil, again [google.com]. Won't someone invent a replacement already."

      It's called nuclear, and I bet someone like you complained about that too as evil.

      And I can guarantee that the people who invent a replacement won't be you or a greenie, because you don't have the mental capacity or will to They gain too much power from complaining.

      And, well, like hell oil is the excuse. There are plenty of other destabilized regions of the world that have oil that we aren't involved in. Somalia has been unstable since it's inception in the 1960s, so I haven't a clue WTF oil had to do with their conflicts back then. But hey, mention oil, and keep mentioning it, so people can simply write you off. What scares me is how highly moderated your post was, despite being so inaccurate.

    115. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I do hate it when they let the famous and influential off with a warning for egregious rule breaking.

    116. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Can your land i.e. title deed actually be taken away from you for non-payment of services, i.e. property taxes?

    117. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by ubermiester · · Score: 2, Informative

      The US is so far down the track towards autocracy that warning about the dangers of too weak a government is like warning a man who is dying from dehydration in the desert of the dangers of drowning if he's not careful when approaching an oasis.

      You realize "autocracy" means one person has all the power, right? In what parallel universe does the congress, courts and the voluntary military cede all of their power to (presumably) President Obama? Did you mean "authoritarian"? That's were the govt ignores the will of the general public and does whatever it wants. If so, I would suggest that you don't really understand US politics. Our biggest problem right now is that politicians are far too responsive to the whims of the people. To wit, the Dems were riding high last year, but descended into a state of self-destructive panic after a single special election that didn't go their way.

      And how does this compare to an actual authoritarian govt like China or Russia? People are regularly beaten, arrested and never heard from again (and that's just for sending emails calling for democracy). In Russia, journalists are publicly assassinated for exposing govt misconduct/corruption. By contrast, last August people in the US were carrying automatic weapons and burning the president in effigy outside - of all things - town hall meetings about healthcare reform. And what was the govt reaction? Nothing. And rightly so. (Though I don't agree with allowing people to wield assault weapons anywhere but in the armed services).

      I would suggest that you have a look at what the world is really like before you puff up your chest and spout ignorant nonsense.

    118. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      If someone has a tacky garden, the neighbours are welcome to follow various recourses to coerce that person to improve their garden ... write him little letters, ask him nicely, complain about it, help him pay for garden services, whatever ... I draw the line though at abusing government structures to create laws to force others to plant in their garden what you want to see there. It is morally wrong, no matter how much it "affects your property values".

    119. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are less than 10 deaths a year in the US from snake bites; frankly that seems a little hysterical to me. You're probably more likely to die in some kind of freak lawnmower accident.

    120. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

      And if your entire premise is "neighbourhood property values", you've already lost, because if a property value declines, it hits the homeowner much more than his/her neighbors, and so is not an externality.

      The homeowner sees part of the effect on the property value, but not all of it. For instance, suppose that in a fit of frustration with mowing the front lawn, I decide to pave over my entire yard at a cost of $10,000. And suppose that doing so lowers the value of my home by an additional $10,000. In paving my lawn I've essentially shown that having my yard paved over is worth at least $20,000 to me.

      However, that is not the full true cost of my paving my front lawn. Let's assume that my 3 direct neighbors (two to the sides and one across the street) experience a negative impact on their property of $2,000 each. Let's also assume that the two houses diagonally across the street from me experience a negative impact on their property of $1,000 each. This puts the true cost of paving my lawn at $28,000.

      The $8,000 difference between the true cost and the cost that I incur, is the externality. There's a very real possibility that, while I value the change more than $20,000, I still value it less than $28,000, and my decision to pave my lawn is actually a net loss when considering all those involved. And if I had to incur the true cost of my actions, I would not have made the decision to pave my lawn.

    121. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Some places do have property tax that high. My area doesn't, but the part about eminent domain is quite true, as are the last minute remarks about plants and such.

      And of course the whole thing is an updated version of the Emperor's New Clothes.

    122. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you pay property tax, it isn't yours anymore. You rent it.

      Ridiculous. Somebody has to pay for the services that maintain your rights as a property owner -- things like police, fire, courts, etc. Property ownership does not exist in a vacuum, and somebody has to pay for those most basic social services. Thus, property tax.

      Your argument is as ludicrous as suggesting that you don't own your car because you have to pay to put gas in it.

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    123. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      This needs to be modded up, I think. Don't be deterred by the long words.

      The "externality" is simply the fact that my actions can cost other people money at no or little cost to myself. In an ideal world, it would be fine for someone to use his house as a landfill site, as long as he pays everyone else the difference in cost to their own property. Instead, however, we just make such things illegal and make life simpler.

      Call it a consequence of living so close together.

    124. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      You don't have a right to high property values. Period. And you know it.

      So what gives someone else the right to harm me (and everyone else in the community) financially? The right isn't to have "high property values" (although that's what many want), but it is a right against harm from another person.

      The city and county, however, do have an interest in preserving high property values: the more the property is worth, the more they make on taxes. I personally think that's why the laws get so absurd (and many of them are): the government will do anything for a larger income without actually increasing tax rates.

    125. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say you want to move to one of two new houses. All other things being equal about the two homes, do you want to live next to a house with three cars up on blocks on the lawn with dog crap everywhere, or next to a house with nicely manicured lawn and beautiful garden?

      Pretty sure nearly everyone wants to live next to the nice house.

    126. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by omfgnosis · · Score: 1

      Somalia is an example of a failed formal government, but it's not an example of a stateless society. Warlord rule is essentially a set of proto-state authorities, each wielding a portion of the would-be state's monopoly on force. Anyone with a bit of sense who advocates a stateless society would not advocate a system just like it.

      In fact, such a person would probably point to Somalia (as well as North Korea) as one possible logical extreme of the philosophy of the state, and would probably add that a "reasonably rational government" has only a very limited inertia to prevent either of these extremes from gaining strength.

      The US, one of the more "reasonably rational" states on paper, has seen the rise of elements of both extremes (in recent years, the resurgence of militias and the continued bolstering of the surveillance and security state; but there are many examples through its history as well).

    127. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What on earth makes you think it would be about YOU getting money from the oil? Are you in power? Do you have the authority to trump up excuses and start wars? Didn't think so.

      The United States didn't go to war, people in the United States government sent the United States to war, those people profited to the tune of billions from the economic implications of the Iraq war.

      You as a citizen of the United States didn't get any oil, you weren't supposed to. You were supposed to pay more for oil because of the instability in the large oil producing regions of the world. Of course the oil you paid a higher price for didn't come from said unstable regions so it simply garnered a higher profit.

      People who benefited from the Iraq war include soldiers (lots of soldier/mercenary pay and spoils), U.S. contractors (we used Iraqi oil to pay U.S. contractors rather than Iraqi's to rebuild Iraq) and their employees, Defense contractors and their employees, and anybody who has a stake in oil produced anywhere other than Iraq.

      Biggest losers? Iraq of course, european nations that had previously been purchasing oil from Iraq like France, and the people of the United States who aren't in one of the previously mentioned groups.

    128. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by cparker15 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't be more true. I "purchased" my home three years ago. Only after I did so did I fully realize how much I truly "own" it.

      I have to pay the government ransom in order to keep it, and I have to submit to extortion in order to have the ability to modify it in any meaningful way. And even if I do pay all of my protection money like a good, responsible citizen, the government can still come in and forcibly take it away whenever they feel like it.

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    129. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is no black and white law that will always be just when applied no matter how brilliantly written or revised.

      That is why the final check against unjust law (short of revolution, but that is where the right to bear arms comes in) is a jury of peers. Also known as the people. The duty of the jury is to evaluate both the facts of a case and whether application of the law in a particular case would result in justice and render a verdict.

      Unfortunately, history is written by the victors. The white south ultimately lost during the civil rights movement and juries which made decisions contrary to victorious view that blacks were equal to rights were used as an excuse by justices to first stop informing juries of their rights and obligations in this respect. Later this attitude by U.S. judges changed further until today where judges actually lie to juries and tell them they aren't permitted to consider the law itself at all. If a judge becomes aware that a juror knows his rights and duties they will actually declare a mistrial.

      In this case the couple should be able to request a jury and the jury should toss this out on its ass because it is unjust. The people should have the final direct check against government and corrupt laws. The government (which includes the judicial) doesn't seem to agree.

    130. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      When a legislator's idea of "good" is to impoverish or imprison everyone who disagrees with him, it is perverse to claim that the laws have "good intentions". Furthermore, a law is not a living thing, thus a law cannot have an intention.

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    131. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And actually, with broken windows, that actually is known to increase crime in the area

      Amazingly, it's also known that places with a population have more crime than places without a population. Why, if you were living 500 miles from the nearest other human, I bet crime would be minimal!

      Because y'know... crime rates NEVER change in an area. Once it's on paper, it's a done deal. Criminals always check the stats and see if they're close to going over quota for robbing in an area. And naturally, gangs have very strict limits to where they go, and follow those limits religiously.

      Idiot.

    132. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US banks were required to make a certain amount of loans based on ethnicity...

      To be accurate the requirements were not based on ethnicity but community. They basically said if you are doing business in a community, taking deposits from community members, then you need to invest a certain amount back into that community. The fact that some communities are largely defined by their ethnicity is beside the point.

      (AC to preserve mods.)

    133. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not understanding something. Your neighbor doesn't care about YOUR home's value, he cares about HIS. And if you rip up your lawn, paint your house pink, and do all sorts of other unaesthetic things, HIS value will go down. I'm not saying that this justifies him having ANY power whatsoever to stop you, but that's why he would care.

    134. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet the deregulation as a result of the repeal of Glass-Steagall is at the center of the current financial crisis.

      AC to preserve mods.

    135. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Fundamentally, I tend to agree with you.

      Of course, like many who have replied, I too tend to argue that when a law can be applied in an asinine and harmful way, then it is the law that should be abolished, and not merely, applied at whim.

      On the other hand, I think maybe there is sometimes a balance that can be struck. Tufts University recently placed a ban on having sex in your dorm room while your roomate is present. Part of the argument presented was, if your roomate has no problem with you having sex in front of them, then you wont be reported, and its no harm no foul.

      On the other hand, if your sexual behavior is such that it causes enough problem for your roomate to want to report it, they have a rule that allows them to step in.

      Now, I don't really agree with it but... maybe the law, absent the concept of mandatory reporting and absent the active search for crime, can be something of a compromise. Not that every infraction is a problem but, if an infraction gives someone else cause to complain about it... then maybe that has something to it?

      There does seem to be an underlying sense in it, but, I am not sure that I agree with it.

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    136. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by shogun · · Score: 1

      You might want to look into allodial title then.

    137. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Warlords are a form of local government.

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    138. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They *should* care because it lowers their own property values. Whether the law should demand a resident to care about the property values of his/her neighbors is a different matter.

    139. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by sorak · · Score: 1

      Why government should have no powers.

      We have that.

    140. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I don't think you know what the word violently means.

      Actually, I think it was appropriate. (NB: I'm not GP)

      The penalty for not complying would appear to be a fine and/or jail time. The only way to enforce either penalty would be the use, or threat-of-use, of force. I'd call that violence.

    141. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yes

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    142. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, but I can't block HOAs completely from my current house search. I want to find a place where I can bicycle from work or my kids school, and it is 99.9% HOA land between them. I have to compromise and find ones with the least restrictions and costs.

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    143. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Next time you go 1MPH over the speed limit you should expect a fine then?

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    144. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Oh, and for the Taliban preventing women wearing jeans: They prevent it because they do like to see it, and that is a temptation to men.

      No, temptation is why the Taliban makes women cover their faces. IIRC, the reason for not allowing jeans (or any kind of pants, for that matter) has something to do with menstrual fluids.

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    145. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      That ignores that the couple has literally devalued the homes around it by doing this, it's fiscally as bad as tagging (graffiti wise) everyone within a three house radius with a pair of breasts under the living room window.

      Who says? If I were buying a house in southern California, I'd prefer one where the neighbors were smart and responsible enough to have xeriscaped yards!

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    146. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by rahvin112 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You didn't look at the picture in the article did you?

      They have a big dead lawn with 6 plants planted between a fence and the sidewalk. It's the most god awfull thing I've ever seen and I'm a HUGE fan of Xeroscaping. They didn't Xeroscape, they let the lawn die then planted half a dozen plants along the sidewalk, in fact the bare dirt behind the fence is going to be a dust hazzard in the summer. They could have easily Xeroscaped and hit the 40% plant rule. Try opening the article and looking at the picture.

    147. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The monthly cost of the property tax on it is equal to 80-90% of the monthly cost of the mortgage!

      There are three possibilities here:

      1. Your mortgage is tiny relative to the sale price of the property, either because you're getting an incredible deal or chose to pay a huge down payment.
      2. Your property's assessed value is too high.
      3. The millage rate in your city or county is too high.

      In the first case, quit complaining 'cause there's no problem! In the second case, quit complaining because you can fix it by appealing the value with the tax commissioner. In the third case -- I don't believe it could be the third case; the existing residents would never allow their elected officials to raise taxes that high.

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    148. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Heck, I can't even see why home sales should be allowed to force the one sided contract that is an HOA on you.

      I'd say it depends on how hard it is to find homes without HOAs in that area.

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    149. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by lmnfrs · · Score: 1

      The idea is not to go to either extreme and maintain a reasonably rational government is large enough to cover the basics but not so big that people start to be strangled by it.

      That sounds reasonable, but whatever would we do to satisfy the news media? Where would our society be without their presence :\

    150. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by shermo · · Score: 1

      No, laws should be followed. Bad laws should be enforced because it quickly shows how stupid they are. The only reason bad laws stick around is precisely because people ignore them.

      To illustrate the poing: jaywalking is a crime in my country. Nobody follows it, so nobody cares that it's against the law. If today everyone who jaywalked got arrested, tomorrow the law would be revised by the current government.

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    151. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This made me smile.

    152. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Are you insane? ... Property tax is practically DOUBLING my monthly out-of-pocket expense for "owning" the home.

      Somebody is insane alright!

      I thought my taxes were crazy at 25%.

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    153. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      Way to misread my post, I never stated that laws are to be followed blindly. They are to be ENFORCED blindly, it is up to the judicial system to determine if a law is just or unjust and wether it should be followed. By allowing individual enforcers of the law to selectively apply it, you give them the ability to allow their friends to get a pass while they crack down on their enemies. Note cases were minority drivers are frequently pulled over for speeding when white drivers going the same speed are let by due to them going with the flow of traffic.

      Traffic laws in general are a huge abuse of the system, where a very large percentage of drivers are guilty simply for following traffic patterns. Who does the cop pull over in this case? It's an opportunity for abuse of the system, the system should be designed reasonably to begin with.

      You are blinded by your own bias, you see what you want to see and can't use logic to come to your own conclusions, but thanks for calling me absurd and mindless.

    154. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the coalition and the northern sector were filled Islamists with al Quada ties. Funny you didn't mention that.

      Yes he/she did. The Independent references that angle extensively. The references also happen to mention the relative stability Somalia enjoyed under Islamic rule just before the 2006 invasion - something that you seem to selectively ignore to support your point... whatever your point is by the way - it is not clear. You seem to be saying that Somalia is better off for being invaded. I am sorry, you haven't convince me. Every reference from Amnesty down to the GP's post all point to pretty convincing evidence that Somalia is now a "catastrophe" zone, genocide you name it - because of the US backed invasion. Even the US admitted as much (From the GP's reference):

      In a rare moment of candour earlier last year, the US special envoy to Somalia, John Yates, admitted to fellow diplomats that their strategy had failed. "We set the agenda and then we lost control," he said. One diplomat present at the meeting said the US was finally beginning to realise that the insurgents were winning.

      If you know they are all lying, your point would be better supported if you referenced something a little more authoritative than just yourself.

    155. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1

      Damn, my mod points expired last night. Someone mod parent insightful please.

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    156. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The difference is he actually paid for his property and so has bought the moral right to maintain it in a way that makes sense for him.

      Sort of. He only paid for the title to his property, the property belongs to the State, at least in most of the US.

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    157. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by mcvos · · Score: 1

      In the end, rules are meant to be broken.

      Rules aren't created for the sole purpose of being destroyed (like crash test dummies or firearms targets). Rules are meant to be followed. Breaking them sometimes makes sense if the rules are written poorly.

      What I really meant is: rules aren't a goal in themselves. They exist to achieve some goal. And when enforcing them would harm that goal, you shouldn't enforce them, but change the rules instead. You should enforce the spirit of the law, instead of the letter.

      In D&D terms, government should be Neutral Good instead of Lawful Neutral. (I admit that Chaotic Good would be a bit too much.)

    158. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I keep thinking how cool it would be if a law were passed to the effect of "For every new bill signed into law, two laws must be repealed."

      Disregarding the fact that many, if not most, bills signed into law are changes to existing bodies of law (patches, if you will, rather than whole new programs) what you'd get repealed under such an arrangement would probably be things like the First Amendment, the Voting Rights Act, privacy laws...

      The number of laws is not a particularly good measurement of how free a society is. It only takes one law to implement a dictatorship -- "Whatever the dictator doesn't like, shall be subject to whatever penalty the dictator feels like handing out."

      That's not to say that there aren't a bunch of stupid laws out there that ought to be repealed or replaced, only that it's not a simple situation with a "fewer laws are better!" solution. People are a problem.

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    159. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      By the very nature of the law it should be applied all of the time indiscriminately, anything else is corruption.

      Nonsense. Separation of powers has a purpose. If the legislature passes an odious law, the executive has a duty to not enforce it, and the judiciary has a duty to not convict under it. "I was only following orders" is not excuse, even if that order comes from the legislature in the form of a law.

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    160. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      The property is currently assessed at about 2/3 of the value I'm buying it for. They don't reassess unless you specifically request it in this township. The yearly tax on the property is (based on my calculation of dividing tax bill by assessed value) ~6% of the assessed value. There are areas in the state with a lower percentage (all the way down to 1-2%), but they come with high crime rates and very bad schools.
      So, yes, the existing residents happily allowed elected officials to raise their taxes that high. I can't understand it. Back in my home state, the first $75k of your primary residence was non-taxable. No such luck here. TOWNSHIP WANTS YOUR MONEYS!
      The new governor that took office in January is promising property tax relief (as opposed to the old governor, who thought the taxes were fair because he paid $16k on his $3m home), but we'll see what comes of that.

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    161. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      No, laws should be followed. Bad laws should be enforced because it quickly shows how stupid they are.

      It's 1860 and you're in the U.S. A runaway slave shows up at your door.

      If you believe that all laws should always be followed, you turn him in, in accordance with the Fugitive Slave Act. So, do you believe that all laws should always be followed?

      Let's assume that you find that your humanity is more import than abstract devotion to the law and decide to help the fleeing slave. Then, a cop comes along and catches you. Should he enforce the law, throw you in jail and drag that slave back to his "owner" to be beaten? Or do you believe that maybe bad laws like the Fugitive Slave Act should not be enforced?

      I've not found anything that says it better than this: "Laws are only words words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool." -- John J. Miller

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    162. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      From an outsider's perspective I would diagnose the problem somewhat differently. It's paradoxical, the US is in many way under-regulated (eg. the banking system, consumer protection etc), yet on the other hand there are numerous examples of regulation like this.

      What you're missing is who's regulated (or not). The big, powerful corporations that are politically connected are under-regulated, as we saw with the Mortgage Meltdown. Individual taxpayers, OTOH, are overly-regulated as we see in this article, at least in the failed State of California.

      I live next door to this state, in Arizona. We have our own problems and stupidity here, but one thing we actually do right is lawns: there's no law requiring you to have a lawn (unless your dumb HOA requires it). Lots of people, and in fact lots of whole subdivisions, have little to no grass, and "rock yards" are extremely common. This is where the entire yard is simply covered with gravel-sized rock. The only maintenance challenge is keeping the weeds out after the summer rains, but weed mat helps a lot with that. Yards like this are fairly popular here, because you don't have to pay illegal immigrants to maintain the yard very often, or go out in the 115-degree Summer heat to mow it yourself. Instead, you just have a bunch of rocks with cacti and other desert plants, and at the most you might have to trim some tree branches once or twice a year.

      There are a bunch of people here who waste lots of water on green grass, but that's by choice, not because of stupid government. These people are usually transplants from the East Coast and California who want to turn the desert into a copy of where they came from. Even so, there are some low-water use grasses and ground coverings you can plant, such as dichondra (which is nice because it grows flat and doesn't need to be mowed very often), if you want something your kids can play on.

    163. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Or worse, it's 1940 Germany and a runaway Jew shows up at your door asking for help. If you believe in following the law, you'd turn him in so he could be executed, starved, tortured in medical experiments, or some other such horrible fate.

      That's why I don't bother following laws I don't agree with, if I can avoid getting caught. I let my conscience be my guide, not a bunch of megalomaniac lawmakers and their idiot henchmen.

    164. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rules are created just to make you think before you break them.

    165. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Most people don't live in a house for that long: 5-10 years or so. People change jobs now and then, and that frequently requires them to relocate. If you spend $250k for a house, and some people move in next to you and fill their yards with dead cars and dog shit, you'll never find someone to buy your house for $250k (let's assume we're in a normal realty market for a moment), or anywhere near that. You'd have to take a huge loss, and you'd still have a hard time selling it, and meanwhile your new job expects you to move your butt to your new city and start working by a certain date.

      If people kept houses in their families for generations like they did long ago, it wouldn't be a big deal, but things have changed a lot since then.

    166. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You [...] are violently anti-freedom and cannot possibly die painfully enough or soon enough."

      I don't think you know what the word violently means.

      Actually, I would say that he knows exactly what violently means. There is a threat of jail time attached to the crime of removing your plants, and I would say that throwing someone in jail counts as a violent act.

    167. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      How can there be an I495 in New York, and also an I495 in Massachusetts?

    168. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      I495 is also the designation for the Capital beltway in Maryland.

    169. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not your property.

      I got that far & didn't want to read the rest of your essay, but I did, and it's mostly bullshit.

      the amount was over half what he was currently paying for rent, and much like rent, had to be payed in perpetuity lest the state seize his property and evict him

      You pay taxes when you rent too. Or do you really think the landlord just pays it all out of his own pocket? And in any event, if you don't want to pay property taxes... move to a state that does not have them. Yes, there are places in the US with no property tax.

      also a section on eminent domain stating that the state could seize his property at any time for its own use

      ED does NOT say anything of the sort. There are only certain situations where a state or city, etc. can even use ED, and when they do, they don't get to just take it.

      there was a plethora of ordinances limiting how the property be used, including such minor details as to what plants could be grown on it and to what length and much more.

      Ahhhh so you're restricting your example to property which is within a city or HOA district, and completely ignoring land outside those areas to make your point seem harsher.
      Most of those ordinances have a damn good reason for being there. For example the ones that say how close to the property boundary you can build structures. If you need to know why read up on the Chicago fire sometime, just for one example.

      It was actually quite apparent that it was the state who truly owned the property

      Well if you're going to be THAT reactionary about it, then extend it to its logical conclusion and just make the point that you're not free in the first place since the State also controls what actions you can and cannot perform, both in your home & outside.
      And I'll point out that the State gets its power from the people, which is you, and therefore the people own the State, so in reality you still end up owning your property.

      He was finally a property owner! Or was he?

      Yes, he was. Your arguments are crap, using your logic there is NO property ownership of anything, ever.

    170. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yet the deregulation as a result of the repeal of Glass-Steagall is at the center of the current financial crisis.

      Nope. The current crisis is the result of the Fed flooding the economy with unlimited credit at an effectively negative interest rate (IE, interest rate below the rate of inflation). Greenspan and Bernanke have created the biggest bubble in the history of the Fed, and sooner or later all bubbles burst.

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    171. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by HereIAmJH · · Score: 1

      Ridiculous. Somebody has to pay for the services that maintain your rights as a property owner

      Around here, public schools are the largest component in property tax (60+%). I don't see how that is maintaining my rights as a property owner.

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    172. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      That's just because we are currently mowing lawns!

      Lawnmowers, they are the new lion repelling rocks!

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    173. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Our banking system is one of our most heavily-regulated industries, right up there with medicine and operating nuclear power plants.

      Given the number of iatrogenic fatalities and the recent revelations about tritium leaks at Vermont Yankee, it's clear that neither medicine nor nuclear power plants are being effectively regulated. Nor are banks.

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    174. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by maroonhat · · Score: 1

      They are all spur routes off of I-95, there are more than 9 of them, so the numbers get reused...
      I grew up a few miles from 459 in NY, and go to school up in MA now, it still throws me off when i have to momentarily consider the difference between the two roads.

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    175. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by conureman · · Score: 1

      No, Jim was just a guy I'd drink with, who had an alarming habit of getting out his knife and talking of his ambition to drive the White Man back into the sea. Last I heard he was also "on permanent tour, walking the earth just as his Apache ancestors did."
      I only met LaVey once, and we talked Tommy-Guns, but I wish I'd asked him his take on the nut-jobs that seem compelled to be his "followers". It reminded me of Brian Cohen- "How shall we fuck off, Master?"; He did sort of ask for it, with that Addams-Family style house and all.

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    176. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there's no waste in property taxes. I said property taxes have to exist (or some other, more-unfair scheme does). And interestingly property taxes where I live are divided up approximately the same way.

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    177. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by khallow · · Score: 1

      To be accurate the requirements were not based on ethnicity but community. They basically said if you are doing business in a community, taking deposits from community members, then you need to invest a certain amount back into that community. The fact that some communities are largely defined by their ethnicity is beside the point.

      I'd have to say that you aren't being sufficiently accurate here. Restricting your attention to the superficial wording of a law is not the point. You also have to consider both what the law does and what it was intended to do. My take is that this was a blatant handout to traditional Democrat ethnicities, particularly the Afro-Americans and Hispanics and it was intended as such.

    178. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the article?
      They tore out the lawn.
      Then the city cited them.
      Then they put up a fence and a small number of plants.
      Then the city cited them for still not having met the requirements.

    179. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Hah, you're right, my mistake. I RTFA but didn't VTFP. I guess I scrolled right past to get to the text.

      It is pretty sparse. I could go on about that being their right but they did have the opportunity to look into the rules before they moved there I am sure. I looked into our neighborhood's rules pretty hard before I agreed to buy the house.

      I do wonder if it looks so bad from ground level. The picture seems to have been taken from the roof of a car or something. I bet that fence blocks the view better than it appears in the picture. It doesn't sound like anything is written into the rule about it being ok so long as they block the view though. Also, they certainly could have chosen a better fence for that job.

      I wonder why the middle is so empty. Maybe they wanted to be able to walk on it? Those plants don't look very resilient to being stepped on. Or maybe they are being cheap. I bet those plants cost more than grass. If the rule just says it must be landscaped then why not just some pea gravel? Then again, I guess that's what they probably thought about the woodchips.

    180. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Nevermind it says live ground cover.

      How unfortunate. In a place as drought prone and environmentally obsessed as California should there really be a rule requiring LIVE ground cover? On the other hand these people didn't do a very good job replacing it. I'm sure it's possible to make it look nice w/o grass. After this experience the city will be more resistant to change though.

    181. Re:Dumb Government Abuse of Power by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      The people charged with enforcing the laws are not those charged with revising them.

      In truth there are many laws on the books that no one enforces in the USA, yet they have not been revised. So discretion has and can be used. However, there are interests at work here that might be behind selective enforcement. Could be one of his neighbors with connections in city hall who is angry about the impact of his yard on neighborhood property values. Might be a government official with a bee in her bonnet. Who knows?

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  2. Must Be Pretty by Chris+Rhodes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But it is so ugly!

  3. I presume... by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Funny

    That the prospective jail time is from contempt of court and that it is not actually a criminal offense to cover your yard in woodchips..

    Right? Right?

    1. Re:I presume... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Informative

      I see you've never been to Orange county, home to such places as Irvine where it is illegal to leave your garage door open.

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    2. Re:I presume... by OnePumpChump · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny how the right wing love to talk about leftists being for overbearing government that controls everything you do, but it's the conservative strongholds that have laws like that.

    3. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wooooooooooooosh!

      The point was that OC is pretty freaking conservative.

    4. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If I'm not mistaken, Orange Country had a higher percent of votes go to Republicans than any other county in the country in the last presidential election.

    5. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you ever been to California? It is pretty conservative once you get a hundred miles away from the coast.

      If I were his neighbor, I would tear up my lawn if it would save me that much water. I'm trying to figure out why they needed 58,000 gallons to water woodchips though. In the Phoenix area the cities paid people to convert their lawns using xenoscaping (rocks). It looks very good, especially in the southwest. It's the developers that need to get on board with it. Maybe the city should mandate that 40% of a yard needs to be grass-free. That would help in the drought, uses fewer chemicals, and frees up time from not having to mow.

    6. Re:I presume... by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      It's California. The entire state is full of crazy leftists and the people who didn't know any better who just came there from more sensible areas of the country.

      sensible enough to generalize ideologies as members of a binary system. that's much crazier to me.

    7. Re:I presume... by mosb1000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's more than one kind of conservative. There's the pro-government conservatives like the kind you may find in orange county, who really only oppose social spending, and there's the anti-government conservatives who live out in the country so they can avoid government as much as possible. The majority of conservatives are the second kind, but it's a slim majority and the first kind have better appeal with independent voters, so you really only see the first kind in office.

    8. Re:I presume... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Any other county in California, there's certainly more conservative places out there in other states.

    9. Re:I presume... by Bloopie · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm trying to figure out why they needed 58,000 gallons to water woodchips though.

      I think that was their total water usage, inside the house and out.

    10. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The OC may also contain a lot of Home Owners Associations too.

      I am pretty freaking conservative, yet I don't want government telling me how to landsacpe my yard. Nor tell my neighbor how to landscape theirs.

    11. Re:I presume... by twisteddk · · Score: 0

      That's still one huge ass family if that's the case. That's like 200 kubik meters of water, I have 2 girls in my family, and we usually spend less than a 3rd of that amount of water in a year, and judging by the amount of time the bathroom door is closed, we do not take quick showers in my house.

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    12. Re:I presume... by feepness · · Score: 1

      Funny how the right wing love to talk about leftists being for overbearing government that controls everything you do, but it's the conservative strongholds that have laws like that.

      Chuckle. You're as funny as the righties who talk about how government regulation messed up the banks.

    13. Re:I presume... by Stormwatch · · Score: 2, Informative

      xenoscaping

      Don't you mean xeriscaping?

    14. Re:I presume... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      For the record, the economy went into a tank starting in 2006, after the liberals took control of Congress.

    15. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is Greenpeace??? I would think they should do something here ...

    16. Re:I presume... by badran · · Score: 0

      Xenoscaping.... Is that like burning crosses??

    17. Re:I presume... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 4, Funny

      no, he means his garden looks like the moon.

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    18. Re:I presume... by Moghedien · · Score: 1

      Nah, he lives near the border and his garden is an ossuary.

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    19. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My last mod point expired before I read your post. +1 Informative, well done.

    20. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Irvine is, essentially, on the coast. The only thing between it and the pacific ocean is the tiny bit of sand called Newport Beach. And it's most certainly within 100 miles of the coast. Unless you were referring to the Atlantic Coast.

    21. Re:I presume... by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Riiiiight...... The economy started tanking the moment the demoratic party took over, and the greedy banks immediately started all their criminal and unethical behaviors then.

      Mucking Foron

    22. Re:I presume... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure all those millionaires are members of the Communist party and want to lead the people's revolution to distribute wealth and put down the... millionaires? Wait, there's something wrong here.

    23. Re:I presume... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work for a utilities company in the Netherlands(relatively cold, very few private swimming pools etc.) and as a rule of thumb we assume 50 cubic meters of water per member of a household, so 200 sounds very plausible.

      Not sure I want know how you manage with less than 66 om a 4 person household...1 bathtub that everyone gets to use in turn?

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    24. Re:I presume... by OrwellianLurker · · Score: 1
      No, the greedy banks started all their criminal, immoral, and unethical behaviors decades ago.

      Democrats vs Republicans

      Liberals vs conservatives vs moderates

      It's all a facade to keep people like you arguing. Of course we're too busy to discuss the rampant violations of the Constitution (supreme law of what land?).

      I spent most of my life in southern California. Droughts aren't uncommon, and if it they had done this during a drought they'd be getting a pat on the back. Then again, I didn't live in Orange County.

      Either way, it's ridiculous that you can be jailed for this... I could possibly see civil action resulting-- but jail time? Silly me assuming that California's jails and prisons aren't overcrowded already-- oh wait, they are.

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    25. Re:I presume... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's more than that. "Property Values" are practically political magic. The moment people start thinking of themselves as having a right to property value rather than to property merely, they inevitably come to see control of their neighbors' behavior as their prerogative(since, empirically, it is obvious enough that your neighbor can modify your property value according to their behavior). If you believe in your right to property value, any sort of (visible) social deviance is a form of theft and crime. This is how people who ostensibly believe in property rights can end up living in places with absurdly tyrannical HOAs, and even participating in the tyranny themselves.

      Then, of course, you get the pricks who just hate nonconformity without any financial basis whatsoever. I'm pretty sure that they are just evil; but they become convenient allies to the first group, when it comes to keeping sacred property values high.

    26. Re:I presume... by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 1

      Do you also have a pool that you need to fill / drain each year? I'm going to guess that takes up quite a lot of water as well.

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    27. Re:I presume... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > but it's the conservative strongholds that have laws like that.

      Yeah, it's the conser... WHAT? Wait.

      We're talking about Orange County, California here, right? Have I fallen into some alternate reality where that's NOT one of the most liberal places on the whole entire planet, exceeded in radical extremity only by northern Europe, Hawaii, and parts of Massachusetts?

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    28. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If you were born there, then tell us what you've done to try and get the HOA overthrown. If you moved there of your own free will, then clearly you do want the government telling you how to landscape your yard.

    29. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      58,000 gallons is probably their home usage. two people and a baby, count in showers, dishes, washing clothes, drinking water, etc that would probably be in the ballpark

    30. Re:I presume... by Ophbalance · · Score: 1

      I dunno... we have 2 adults and 5 kids in my family. Our typical water usage is between 3000 and 5000 gallons in a month. That's based on three years of usage data. Then again, we're in North Carolina, and not California.

    31. Re:I presume... by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      ***Any other county in California, there's certainly more conservative places out there in other states.***

      I wouldn't be too sure of that. Orange County is one looney place. It's dominated by fairly high income anglos who have little or no contact area with reality. It filed for bankruptcy in the 1990s when it went all in with its operating funds and managed to lose a leveraged bet that interest rates would drop.

      I personally think that San Diego County is even nuttier, but it may be a bit less conservative and bit more just plain crazy.

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    32. Re:I presume... by athlon02 · · Score: 1

      This comment and the GP are the reason why "We the people" need to start standing up to our government and REMINDING them that they work for us, period! If it is my land and my home, then you (the govt at any level) should have zero say in what I do provided that I'm not committing a violent offense... the ol' "Your rights end where my face begins" kind of thing. Even if the bank owns it, the problem is solely a private matter between me and the bank unless the bank decides to sue.

      This kind of nonsense wouldn't even be law if we stood up en masse and said "No more".

    33. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming liberals can follow logic.

    34. Re:I presume... by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      What people do to their own yards is non of the governments business, with a few obvious exceptions. (e.g drug plantations)

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    35. Re:I presume... by xerxesVII · · Score: 1

      Maybe the city should mandate that 40% of a yard needs to be grass-free.

      Or maybe -and I realize I might just be getting a little too pie-in-the-sky here- just maybe the city shouldn't be mandating jack shit about the appearance of anyone's lawn.

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    36. Re:I presume... by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Hm... Here in DC and Baltimore, I've never seen a garage left open, despite a profound lack of such laws. Of course, I imagine that the reasons for this are quite different ;-)

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    37. Re:I presume... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      What people do to their own yards is non of the governments business, with a few obvious exceptions. (e.g drug plantations)

      I'm not even sure I agree with your exception.

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    38. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shhh its convenient for him to 'blame someone else'. Its not *HIS* politicians that are doing this.

      My fellow republicans come at me screaming about other democrats politicians. I look at them and say 'are you retarded they are politicians of COURSE they enact stupid rules and laws its why we elected them what party they are has nothing to do with it'.

      Someone in that community wanted laws like that. Maybe it was a republican or democrat, but my bet is on someone who had a bug up his butt about someone elses lawn. They may have even had a legitimate grievance at the time. The people elected others to put laws in place. They went to those others and yelled and whined that they *need* those laws. Now that they have the laws they see what they really wanted was something else. It was meant to effect someone else not ME.

      Democrats have created a boogie man of 'THE REPUBLICAN'. The Republicans have done something similar. Which all that does is polarize the public into 'yippie my party won'. By inventing a boogie man they have a scapegoat when some plan they were part of goes wrong. 'MYyyyy party didnt mess this up it was already messed up when we got here'. I have seen this act over and over by both parties.

      Looking in from another state I see the major problem is not specific laws like that but GROUPS of laws like that. Groups of laws that slowly drain your income away. Then an unwillingness to cut any programs. California needs to make some freeking hard choices and quick. The state is in major debt and still eating at the 100 dollar a plate steak houses. But maybe they can enact some new tax on some sub group that no one really likes anyway with a vice and wring more money out of them? The very laws that 'make it a nice place to live' have other costs.

    39. Re:I presume... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Yes yes, lefties would never make a law that controls what you do. They are all about personal freedom.

      Any other zingers you want to let loose?

    40. Re:I presume... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      Funny how the right wing love to talk about leftists being for overbearing government that controls everything you do, but it's the conservative strongholds that have laws like that.

      It's almost as if "right-wing" and "left-wing" are completely meaningless terms.

    41. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      And yet, they always seem to be the ones leading the charge. Try explaining that one to me, because I'm all ears.

    42. Re:I presume... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Of course it did. Without any regulation, their activities wouldn't have been possible (no mega corporations), and they wouldn't have had the veneer of legitimacy.

      The solution isn't necessarily less or more regulation though, it is better regulation.

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    43. Re:I presume... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      In all likelihood, the only way you could avoid such a thing is to buy a farm.

      This HOA nonsense has been the default way to sell residental properties for decades now.

      Consumer morons are fixated on the whole "preservation of home value" nonsense.

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    44. Re:I presume... by babblefrog · · Score: 1
      Nope, standard reality. From wikipedia:

      It is known for its affluence and political conservatism. In fact, in 2005 a major academic study listed three Orange County cities as being among America's 25 "most conservative," making it the only county in the country with more than one such city.

    45. Re:I presume... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I can think of a lot of things that are more obvious than that (for instance, I'm pretty okay with making it illegal to have a standing tire fire; far more than I am okay with the government controlling vegetation (especially indigenous vegetation, I have a soft spot for the diversity of life)).

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    46. Re:I presume... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Shenanigans. We have a toddler that doesn't bathe every day, a 1.5 gpm showerhead and a decrepit water heater good only for 10 minutes of grownup showering, never wash less than a full load, and a reasonably efficient dishwasher, with 3,300 gallons a month of usage in the winter when nothing is being watered.

    47. Re:I presume... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      One could argue, I suppose, that having a yard covered in wood chips is a fire hazard whereas having a yard covered in live plants is not. This is California, right. They seem to get fires as often as we get thunderstorms.

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    48. Re:I presume... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      It must be nice to think they make so many people happy by just saying their name over and over.

    49. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Phoenix area the cities paid people to convert their lawns using xenoscaping

      Of course, that was after all the northerners moved there and started adding lawns to begin with. Nice deal -- create a problem, then get paid to fix it. Being in IT, you'd think I'd have thought of that.

    50. Re:I presume... by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Just come to chicago!

      Most people have completely unmetered water (rolled into rent or a small flat rate to a utility if you own) owing to our large fresh water source...

      It is changing now though...new construction (and major renovation) has required a water meter for some time and they have started pushing through meter installs to older buildings. They are pushing some sort of plan where you don't pay higher than your current bill for the next 7 or 14 years (but if your metered usage is actually less, you get the savings).

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    51. Re:I presume... by ichthyoboy · · Score: 1

      For the record, the deregulation that caused the economy to tank started in the 1980s under Reagan. Thanks a lot, Ronnie....

    52. Re:I presume... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      What charge?

    53. Re:I presume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jail time will never be an issue. A local radio talk show had a OC city councilmen on yesterday talking about this and their already looking at changing the laws since it seems the council has no issue with this and the law was never intended to be applied in such cases.

    54. Re:I presume... by SpurtyBurger · · Score: 1

      What, with 27,000 gallons of water ice in the basement and 27,000 gallons in the attic?

    55. Re:I presume... by Carik · · Score: 2

      Nah... it's where you can only landscape half the yard at a time. Logically, a xenoscaped yard will never be completed. (OK, that ought to be a Zenoscaped lawn, but they sound the same, and that's good enough.)

    56. Re:I presume... by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      Not all of Irvine is like that, it varies by HOA. Lots of homeowners associations all over the country have silly regulations like that, and you agree to it by choosing to live there.

      What I find ironic in this story is that the couple is trying to 'be green' by conserving water, meanwhile the photo in TFA shows a FULL SIZE SUV parked in their driveway! Smug alert!

    57. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Where do I fucking begin? Redistribute wealth (although never their own, just those slightly underneath them), make health care a right instead of a good and service (that subsequently will be paid for by those of us who actually work hard for a living), make anyone who they disagree with regarding socio-political opinions considered nutjobs, put to federal gov't in charge of pretty much anything they can (because we know that the US Gov't is so damn efficient at running things such as the train system and the postal service), and the list goes on. I'd keep rattling off things here but although I've never tested it, I'm sure there is some limit to the length of slashdot posts and frankly, I have better things to do with my day than write a book online.

    58. Re:I presume... by daem0n1x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't speak for the federal/state government issues because I'm ignorant about that. But is it left-wing to like the federal government? Here in Europe the commies hate the European Union's guts.

      Redistributing the wealth of people with less than you is typical behaviour of the rich, right or left. They all want to escape taxes but they loooove juicy government contracts to make their companies richer. That's why the less government unregulated free-market bullshit will never succeed. Everybody wants to suck mama-State's big tits. The rich advocate less social spending because they want more for their own pockets. Of course this is not sustainable.

      About healthcare, it is a right in all developed countries (and many 3rd world) except the USA, it works better than the system you have and it costs a lot less. So I don't see your point, here.

      About the nutjob thing, I agree that many American right-wing politicians and pundits sound like dangerous psychopaths to me. When I was working in the USA I used to watch Fox News to have a few laughs in the end of the day. We have a few really bad newspapers and TVs here, but I could never imagine that something like that was actually possible.

      Anyway, are the Hollywood millionaires and the Silicon Valley executives so keen on all these things? Are you sure? They live in hundred-million-dollar mansions. Why would they give a fuck?

    59. Re:I presume... by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      But that's crazy talk! Considering how often those terms are used, that would mean that the United States is chock full of fucking morons, and that couldn't possibly be the case. You must be a pinko or a terrorist or... wait, who are we scared of right now?

    60. Re:I presume... by Ophbalance · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, is that shenanigans being called on me?

    61. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      In the US, generally speaking, the far left wants the government to run just about everything, and make sure the poor (see also: lazy fucks who either have committed too many armed robberies to get a job or simply don't want to put forth the effort required to maintain a job that also requires a drug test on a regular basis or when you injure yourself while working) have everything they need to live a happy life whilst remaining poor. The far right wants the government to lightly regulate the financial industry (very lightly) and run the military, and stay out of everything else.

      I consider myself somewhere in the middle, as I do recognize that we need social services but also that we don't need the government involved in every facet of our lives. And no, health care is not a right, it is a good and service, similar to a plasma television or a loaf of bread. When it's treated like a right, you get worse care, more mistakes, and less investment in research to develop better medical procedures and tools. That's why you have more invasive procedures in nations outside the US whereas similar procedures in the US are done with microsurgery, and why eventually those procedures make it outside the US. We do most of the R&D in the world when it comes to medicine, and eventually export it when those procedures become commonplace. Yes, it costs more in the US, and for good reason. We have the best doctors in the world and the least amount of malpractice, and a legal system to keep everything in check. No it's not perfect, and yes, there are ambulance chasers just waiting to take advantage of mistakes for huge lawsuits, but all in all if I had to get serious brain or heart surgery, do you think my ass is going to vancouver or london for said procedure? Fuck that shit, I'll stick with doctors who do said procedures five times a day and get paid tons of money because they are shit hot at their jobs, instead of doctors who get paid government mandated salaries and have no real reason to innovate and excel at their profession. I'm sorry that you feel that free market practices will never work, but you are wrong. If you look at history and you look at government run entities versus private entities in a free market society, you will see time and time again that when an enterprise is funded by investors and has looser regulation than what you'd get by something government run, they are generally more efficient (the government, no matter how well it tries to do something, will always lose money on every dollar invested in a project, whereas a smartly run company can turn investment dollars into profit whilst being more productive), and in the end, put out a better product.

      Hell, let's look for a minute at the US Military. They have the most modern technology compared to that of rival militaries in the history of civilization, and yet virtually all of their technology is designed by private companies under public contracts. Do you think that if the US Gov't tried to build their own tanks, planes, and guns, that the US Military would have such a huge advantage in tech over other militaries. The fact that the DOD is smart enough to know that they are too stupid to build the tech themselves tells you all you need to know about the self admission of lack of expertise that the government has.

      And I'm on a caffeine rush, so I apologize if I lost my point somewhere in that ranting lol. Where the fuck is my starbucks card?

    62. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Oh and about your far right rant, there are plenty of nutjobs on both sides, but thankfully most of us Americans (not US Americans, like Miss Teen South Carolina would say) are more moderate. And every news network is way out there in some way, but honestly I can say having seen plenty of each news network, I can stomach Fox News much better than CNN or MSNBC due to the fact that while each of the three has their own bias, FN generally doesn't cheerlead for anybody, whereas CNN and especially NBC/MSNBC makes no secret that they are taking sides rather than giving factual and unbiased news. The people who think any news network is unbiased make me laugh. I know that Fox News has as much bias as CNN or any other network, but to me they are easier to filter than the rest (plus they have the best assortment of crazy news stories that make me giggle, such as the report of the people that robbed a woman dressed like Ninjas.)

    63. Re:I presume... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Like most places on major bodies of water or waterways, the bulk of the population of California is within a hundred miles of the coast. All 10 of the largest cities are within 100 miles of the coast; all but Sacramento are within 15 miles of the Pacific Ocean or the San Francisco Bay. Most of the places more than 100 miles from the coast are desert or mountain and not particularly easy to inhabit (the central valley is the main exception). Furthermore, California is "only" about 200 miles wide (East to West). That doesn't leave a whole lot of population for "pretty conservative". Alas. Corruption and dependency grow in densely populated areas; San Francisco is a prime example and Los Angeles has been an infamous example of corruption for a century.

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    64. Re:I presume... by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Hell, let's look for a minute at the US Military.

      OK. Did you know that the US spends slightly less on their military than the rest of the world combined?

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    65. Re:I presume... by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Children. That's why we're thinking about them all the time.

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    66. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      You get what you pay for. Name me a country that would dare enter open war (terrorism doesn't count, we all know that Iran and to a lesser extent North Korea already sponsor terrorism indirectly) with the United States. Even China, with the largest military in terms of warm bodies in the world, doesn't dare attack Taiwan for fear of our retaliation. Also, a lot of that money goes to maintaining a very expensive Space Command and a massive Naval Fleet. The money spent on the tip of the spear, such as Strategic Bombers and Special Ops, is pretty reasonable considering the results they generate when called upon.

    67. Re:I presume... by theArtificial · · Score: 1

      Oh, we're talking about obscure laws? Orange County is not unique in this respect. Since you're singling out Irvine it's worth noting the average house hold income and crime rates. Take a look at the people and companies that call it home.

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    68. Re:I presume... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      If we don't renew the USA PATRIOT Act, the children will have won!

    69. Re:I presume... by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      My neighbours complain to the council about me not mowing my lawn in 18 months, it can't get any more natural than it is now.

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    70. Re:I presume... by mhelander · · Score: 1

      "try { Signature mysig = new CleverAttempt(); } catch(NonCleverSignatureException e) { postanyway(); }"

      I like how there's not even any "post()" in the try block! That's cynical code, that is.

    71. Re:I presume... by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 1

      I mean, the post() could be in the constructor of CleverAttempt...

    72. Re:I presume... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Somebody on the academic study committee was smoking crack.

      Orange County, California is one of the most infamous liberal hotbeds on the planet, second only to northern Europe, Hawaii, and parts of Massachusetts.

      If you want to find out what conservative is, spend a year in Waterloo, Iowa, or rural Minnesota, or Kosciusko County, Indiana. I'm telling you, it's a whole different world. There are places out there where a Palin supporter can call himself a "moderate" and be taken seriously.

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    73. Re:I presume... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Dude, our views of the world are so far apart that I wonder if we live in the same planet!

      Anyway, it was nice having a argument in Slashdot without the usual insults and character attacks.

    74. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder if it was all a dream...you know...an argument without the usual insults and character attacks. Perhaps just the dream of an autistic boy. Hey, TV Show Idea!

    75. Re:I presume... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder if it was all a dream...you know...an argument without the usual insults and character attacks. Perhaps just the dream of an autistic boy. Hey, TV Show Idea!

      WTF?

    76. Re:I presume... by PAStheLoD · · Score: 1

      What's the point of more than one bathtub anyways? Or are you sleeping in one as well? Most of the day it's just taking up space.

    77. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you didn't get the joke (or are too young to get the joke).

      St. Elsewhere

      Excuse me for linking to wikipedia but this is the easiest explanation I can find. Born in the 90's perhaps?

    78. Re:I presume... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      No, born in the 70s. But I've never heard about this series.

    79. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Ah well, not missing too much although it was probably one of the biggest "Jump the Sharks" in 80's TV history. Jump the Shark

      Dear god, I've linked to wikipedia twice in one day. Isn't that supposed to cause a tear in the space-time continuum or something/

    80. Re:I presume... by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      There's this persistent, recurring confused idea that the fundamental principle of socialism is state ownership. It isn't -- it's collective ownership. I've run into people, left and right, who fail to understand that critical distinction. It's most obnoxious when I hear avowed Marxists insisting it's all about state ownership, as Marx clearly and explicitly made that distinction -- there's a line about how if state ownership constituted socialism, than Bismarck, the conservative German statesman who suppressed socialists and unions, would have been a socialist champion.

      My starting point as a socialist was believing that when one has to do what one's boss says, then that boss is the government, and it's unfair and undemocratic.

      One of the odd things about US politics, and the media, is that there's a deliberate blackout of any coverage of politics outside the Democratic-to-Republican spectrum. There are a lot more organized activist groups that, mysteriously, are never even mentioned in media accounts of the public events they organize. I've seen some very peculiar jobs of cropping protest signs in newspaper photos, for instance. Once, I heard someone on Fox exclaiming about the involvement of socialists in a demonstration for immigrant rights, but the word "socialist" was left out of the published transcript of the interview.

      Since the US lacks a social democratic party, as such, a lot of social democrats are involved in the Green Party. So, in Canada and Europe, from what I understand, there is generally a split in the left between the greens and the social democrats, whereas they're in the same group in the US -- which offers some hope, I think.

      Anyway, speaking of Marx, I think it's a fundamental truth that one's material conditions determine one's world view. Orange County has a lot of middle class residents who make their money paving the planet, and they're disinclined to consider that it might not be a good idea in the long run.

    81. Re:I presume... by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Privatization might be why you're spending so much in the first place, the people who own the corporations supporting your military either are or are buddies with the people who decide where the money goes. it arguably started after World War II and the Cold War. Do you really think they're going to vote to stop giving themselves hundreds of billions of dollars a year?

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    82. Re:I presume... by shnull · · Score: 1

      left and right needs one dimension ... living in a world where you can actually SEE three and observe the fourth i'd say anyone still stuck in thinking left-right should seriously consider getting their collective heads out of the ass of the sixties ... like shirely bassey said ... it's all just a little bit of yesterdays hippies becoming todays nazis

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    83. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Privatization might be why you're spending so much in the first place, the people who own the corporations supporting your military either are or are buddies with the people who decide where the money goes. it arguably started after World War II and the Cold War. Do you really think they're going to vote to stop giving themselves hundreds of billions of dollars a year?

      As I said before, show me one thing the government runs better than private enterprise. As an example, here are a few things that the government wastes money on:

      - $25 billion a year on maintaining unused/vacant federal property
      - According to a GAO Audit, nearly half of all government issued credit card purchases (expense cards for gov't employees) were for luxury items such as iPods, internet dating services, and lingerie.
      - $3 billion to re-sand beaches
      - $2 billion a year for farmers not to farm their land
      - $9 billion worth of recommended budget cuts by the Dept. of Health and Human services that were subsequently ignored by Congress

      I could probably find dozens more instances of gross waste and mismanagement by the Federal Gov't, and people want them to run our health care system? Seriously, whatever fantasy world you are living in, please never invite me.

    84. Re:I presume... by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that there isn't gross waste and mismanagement in government, just that I don't see how privatization will help correct that. what's the difference between spending $3 billion to re sand beaches and paying someone else $3 billion to sand beaches? the problem is what is being done, not how. If you think private companies can do it for less than $3 billion, well, you're probably right. but do you think they're going to tell us that? they're just going to take as much as they can and pocket the difference.

      By the way, the "fantasy world" I live in is Canada.

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    85. Re:I presume... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      My point is you can get a private bid contract to much less than $3 billion that can do the same job in a more efficient way. The problem is that even with bidding as it currently works, the government would probably still spend the $3 billion instead of whatever the contract was for, and then find some way to muck that up. The whole system doesn't work, because the government operates in such a way that it is fundamentally broken. No, the government hasn't broken down, but it is essentially being held together by duct tape and baling wire. That won't hold indefinitely.

  4. How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How is this any different from building a large tower on your property, a city ordinance is a city ordinance. If it's not allowed it isn't allowed. Now is it right? maybe not, but then they should have lead a drive to change the ordinance before they violated it.

    1. Re:How is this any different... by saaaammmmm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, tell that to Rosa Parks.

    2. Re:How is this any different... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Probably because a large tower is conspicious from a long distance, and potentially has an effect on a lot of other people, because it obstructs their unimpeded view of the sky.

      It's nothing confined to your yard, like your choice of landscaping materials are.

    3. Re:How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      using that logic you could justify defiance of any civic ordinance. Also historically comparing yourself to Rosa Parks never looks good, it usually leads to being mocked rather quickly.

    4. Re:How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They likely weren't aware of the by-law until they violated it. see below.

    5. Re:How is this any different... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Right. How many of your by-laws do you know? I don't know your age, but I'd hazard a guess it's actually physically impossible for you to have read every law and ordinance that applies to you. You might research your by-laws if you were planning on erecting a construction, but for changing your garden? I certainly wouldn't.

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    6. Re:How is this any different... by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      The point is whether the ordinance is a good law, not whether the council has the right to enforce it.

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    7. Re:How is this any different... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      He didn't do so. He just pointed out that blind obedience to city ordinances can lead to truly awful behavior, and in some cases should be ignored or even defied.

    8. Re:How is this any different... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Yeah, tell that to Rosa Parks.

      She would have told you to keep her out of this. That she fought her own battles - not yours.

    9. Re:How is this any different... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      The case of Rosa Parks was one of human rights and those have prevalence over city ordinance. In this case the environment protection should prevail over this stupid ordinance, but IANAL.

    10. Re:How is this any different... by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      Thats all opinion my friend.

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    11. Re:How is this any different... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      No, it's not.

      If some rule or law is deemed unconstitutional in court, then it's not applicable. If a country signed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, it supersedes the countries law. Cases like those have happened a few times in my country.

      I wouldn't go so far as to declare this a human rights issue but the Rosa Parks is definitely one.

    12. Re:How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rosa Parks was arrested, convicted, and fined for violating the law. Be prepared to pay the consequences for your principals.

    13. Re:How is this any different... by X.25 · · Score: 1

      How is this any different from building a large tower on your property, a city ordinance is a city ordinance. If it's not allowed it isn't allowed. Now is it right? maybe not, but then they should have lead a drive to change the ordinance before they violated it.

      Holy crap, humans are really retarded.

      Use some fucking common sense, for a change. We're turning into damn robots, obsessed with laws and regulations that regulate EVERYTHING.

      Common sense is gone, and that is scary...

    14. Re:How is this any different... by trurl7 · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful

    15. Re:How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be willing to pay consequences for my principles, but not for the assistant principals'. They can pay their own fines, thank you very much!

    16. Re:How is this any different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God you're a moron.

    17. Re:How is this any different... by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      We're turning into damn robots, obsessed with laws and regulations that regulate EVERYTHING.

      Not robots, but slaves..

    18. Re:How is this any different... by pubwvj · · Score: 0

      Move to a town and county with no zoning. It is much better.

    19. Re:How is this any different... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Actually, she probably would have told you to piss off, her feet hurt, and she wasn't moving.

  5. It's their lawn by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as it's not presenting a danger to neighbors, they should be able to do whatever the hell they want with it.

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    1. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think that would be the case but there are laws in that community that take the choice away from them. Most communities have such laws to prevent health hazards but this community has taken it to the next level.

    2. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      So If I want to decorate my dead lawn with old refrigerators and non-working cars your okay with that?

    3. Re:It's their lawn by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

      -1 disagree ;P

    4. Re:It's their lawn by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      As long as they don't smell, sure. It's your lawn. I'll gladly get off it, if you keep off mine.

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    5. Re:It's their lawn by AuMatar · · Score: 0, Troll

      And if you actually lived next to someone like that, your resale value would go down 10-15%. While I agree in theory with that for most property, this is a case where their actions effect others.

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    6. Re:It's their lawn by Temujin_12 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As long as it's not presenting a danger to neighbors, they should be able to do whatever the hell they want with it.

      One would think that but......

      It looks as though you have yet to have the pleasure to live in a place with a home owner's association (HOA). If you get the wrong people in a HOA or you'll end up with crazy by-laws. You may think that "you'll just stand up to them" but you'll quickly realize that it's not worth the fight considering they can do things like put a lean on your home or take you to court and spend your own home owner dues to prosecute you. Combine this with the general legal craziness that is common in California and HOAs can be horrible.

      If home values ever go back up and we move, finding a location without a HOA will be high on the priority list. I see no reason for a HOA as long as there are reasonable county laws. It's just an extra layer of bureaucracy that is often wielded by power-hungry disgruntled neighbors out to make sure the neighborhood looks and sounds just the way they like it.

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    7. Re:It's their lawn by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People need to stop worrying about what the fuck their neighbors do. It's their land, they are free to do whatever they want with it. So the hell what if your resale value goes down?

    8. Re:It's their lawn by iamhassi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Do you mind if I rent out the lawn to campers 24/7? Money's tight, hotels are expensive, you don't mind strangers camping outside, right? They shouldn't be too loud, and we'll clean the porta potty twice a month. Also there's a few cars on blocks... oh, and I'm making a wildlife refuge, so I'm letting the grass go this year. Watch out for snakes and yellow jackets that might be in the 4 ft grass.

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    9. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that include piling up car wrecks and disassembled lawnmowers?

    10. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes.

      That's why I deny you the right to sell any stock I've invested in when bad news comes out about the company -- my resale value might go down 10-15%.

      Oh, wait, the risk you might lose money due to other people's actions is an inherent part of stock [i]and[/i] land speculation. As long as it doesn't actually harm the other person's property, only it's presumed resale value, it's not a problem.

    11. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In San Francisco everyone paves over their lawns to get additional parking, which increases the value of their homes. Entire blocks are converted to concrete. It prevents stormwater runoff, and according to the EPA "Stormwater can pick up debris, chemicals, dirt, and other pollutants and flow into a storm sewer image of person standing over eroded streamsystem or directly to a lake, stream, river, wetland, or coastal water. Anything that enters a storm sewer system is discharged untreated into the waterbodies we use for swimming, fishing and providing drinking water."

    12. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also Orange County where stupid little stuff like this is super important. They have an 'image' to keep up.

      I love the place, but I'm also glad to not live there anymore.

    13. Re:It's their lawn by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Even if you have a valid argument to make, calling people retards and then douches is a good way to get modded troll and then ignored (or made fun of). Good job. Man, that Anonymous Coward fella sure likes to stir the pot on a regular basis.

    14. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old refrigerators and non-working cars usually have toxic/dangerous chemicals in them. If they were sanitized and the bad stuff were removed, it'd be much nicer. Heck, paint the harmless husks grass-green and call it an art project.

    15. Re:It's their lawn by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      every news outlet that picked up this story posted the same penalties... (this is a very old story by the way...) it isn't about an individual being a douche, it's about media outlets in general being sensationalist because in the end it has been proven to be a more viable business model for distributing stories for profit.

      i guess in your country "freedom" is translated as "freedom, as long as it isn't weird or an eyesore"... and why bother even trying to define "weird" or "eyesore" because i'm sure everyone agrees on that.......... right?

      you can't legislate morality. you can't legislate neighborliness.

    16. Re:It's their lawn by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i've never figured why anyone would pay money to a private organisation chaired by their neigbours, just to have the pleasure of them policing your front yard for you. my next home is going to be on a couple of acres in a semi rural area, unwelcome guests and critisms to be greeted by my double barrel.

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    17. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they keep it down after 9pm and before 7am, stay on your lawn, and the porta potty meets city code requirements for sanitation? Go nuts. Don't interfere with my freedoms and personal property, I'll kindly repay the favor.

    18. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your resale value would go down 10-15%

      Great! then my property taxes will go down 10-15% too. If my property taxes don't go down, I will appeal my property assessment.

      The only time I want my property resale value to go up is just before I actually sell the property. At which time, it might be worth my while to strike a deal with my neighbour whereby I pay to have his "lawn ornaments" kept in storage for the two to three months it takes my property to sell.

      In the meantime, I can build a fence so that I don't have to see my neighbour's yard from mine. Problem solved.

    19. Re:It's their lawn by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1, Troll

      i've never figured why anyone would pay money to a private organisation chaired by their neigbours, just to have the pleasure of them policing your front yard for you

      To keep the niggers out of course.

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    20. Re:It's their lawn by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      There was a court case about that in Mole Valley, England, yesterday, and the court said he was free to do that.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8545119.stm

    21. Re:It's their lawn by vivian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you look at the article? That's one ugly ass yard they have.
      I don't have a blade of grass in my yard either - and at first when I just read the summary I thoght these guys were being hard done by - but from the photo, it looks like they have only planted 4 or 5 miserable little plants inside their fence, each of which is about half a foot high.

      My yard has trees, covering about 1/3 of it, with low shrubs and ferns, bird of paradise plants, hibiscus, and other interesting stuff like that. Around 1/4 of it is covered in paving, with some pathways and "stepping stones" between trees. I let the leaves lay where they drop, and every now and then just sweep off the "stepping stone" areas. The trees are evergreens so they are always dropping leaves all year round but don't do a sudden big autumn dump of leaves.I cover areas like around the clothesline and small open areas with a local native small leaf ground cover that needs clipping back about every 4 months and flowers fairly often with bright yellow flowers, and handles the conditions here well. The shade under the trees naturally prevents grass being able to grow there anyway, so the shrubs/ferns under there are ones that like shade, and I hardly ever have to do any weeding.

      The only grass I have to mow is the stuff outside my fence. Low maintenance, almost no watering needed, and the trees also help keep my house cool in summer, which is just as well because I don't have aircon. I live in the Gold Coast, so we do get some pretty serious heat here in the summer - avg 28 C (82.4 F) and gets up to 40 C (104 F) occasionally in the summer (climate chart here) , but a fan does the job as the place is well ventilated and double brick, so naturally keeps most of the heat out.

      Grass yards are boring as hell in my opinion - and a pain in the arse to maintain. These guys are taking the piss thogh if they think that their yard is landscaped. I am all for getting rid of grass, but you have to replace it with something or it really is an eyesore and obviously in complete conflict with the existing laws.

      Obviously trees take a while to grow, but they should have a few saplings growing for their future trees and definitely a lot of shrubs/bushes/ferns etc already in the ground. it doesnt have to be expensive to do a great yard, but it does take a lot of effort to get it started. Once established though, you can kick back sucking down a beer from your hammock (if you plan well you should have a couple of trees at just the right spacing in a few years time) and laugh at your neighbors who are sweating it out with the lawnmower every weekend.

    22. Re:It's their lawn by vlm · · Score: 1

      And if you actually lived next to someone like that, your resale value would go down 10-15%.

      You've got to be kidding. Everyone knows, that everyone knows that nothing is more important than boring beige paint, manicured lawns, no satellite/radio antennas, etc. Now, everyone actually could not care less about it, except maybe for the 1 in a thousand crackpot foul attitude anti-social rabble rouser, you know, the stereotypical crazy old lady who's into everyone else's business all the time. But everyone also knows, that everyone else is supposed to love it, although of course they personally hate it. Trust me, nobody really cares, even if they know its politically correct to say everyone cares.

      This is the primary mental process when dealing with pro sports, fads, interior decorating styles, womens fashions, pop/top40 music, etc. Its simply unimportant to be worried about their lawn decorations, its as stupid as being worried about their skin color bringing the neighborhood down.

      The other problem is, let say you don't want to live with trashy people, and you can afford not to. Trashy people, in addition to being trashy, tend to prefer scrap cars on the lawn, peeling paint, porch with ten dogs sleeping under it, you get the idea. City says, they'd like some of rich dudes money, so lets pass laws and hire cops and lawyers to get rid of the scrap cars up on blocks. Obviously the trashy people stay, its just their "decorations" that go. So, dumb rich people move in, because it doesn't look trashy. The problem is all the trashy people are still there, complete with all their criminal problems, bizarre cultural beliefs like dog fighting, unpleasant interpersonal attitudes, and all their social problems. There are vast tracts of suburbia, especially on the coasts, that are basically ghettos except they have lots of laws and cops. Trust me, you do not want to live near people like that. If the only thing keeping people from being white trash is a well enforced Home Owners Association, that does not mean they are not white trash anymore. The argument I'm making is its essentially false advertising. Moving next door to a lunatic criminal freal is bad, moving next door to a lunatic criminal freak with a nice lawn just increases the tragedy when they ruin your quality of life.

      Its also an incredibly superficial and shallow way to look at humanity. Whenever the TV folks interview the neighbors of some horrible molester or killer or cheater in a suburban area, all you hear is how surprising it is since the guy had a nice lawn, and nice lawn equals nice guy, and reality is just crashing into their idiotic worldview so they are stunned.

      So that's how the system is failing the eco-rangers in the article. They sound like nice folks, maybe a more granola hippy than myself, but basically OK folks. The error detection code in the city laws is making a mistake by classifying them as trash and trying to toss them out of the city, so the "good" people can move in, with good solely defined as they maintain their lawn.

      The worst part is the credit/housing bubble is finally popping, thank god, and prices are getting back to normal, which means staggering house price drops. The reason prices are dropping is they were too far above 3x income and 100x monthly rent, because credit was too easy to try to keep out of a 9/11 recession, kind of kicking the can down the road. Its hard to blame someone for the economy returning to normal. Its easy to blame an individual non-conformist. So, the eco-rangers in the article are going to get all the credit for crashing the local home prices, even though they actually had no effect at all. When prices were going up they'd have likewise gotten away with it, "see I installed my ugly garden and your house value went up 25% from 2004-2005, so shut up, relax, and enjoy my ugly garden"

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    23. Re:It's their lawn by mathx314 · · Score: 1

      How are you not modded troll? Do you really believe that everyone who's a member of a HOA is racist?

    24. Re:It's their lawn by elnyka · · Score: 1

      So If I want to decorate my dead lawn with old refrigerators and non-working cars your okay with that?

      No because that type of metal garbage does constitute a danger to your neighbors.

      I see where both of you are going with your arguments. Your argument, which is valid, is that people should not do things that will reasonable can cause a depreciation of others people properties. This I could agree.

      But the problem with this country is that this argument is stretched to the point that you no longer have a right to do things that should be reasonable to do with your own property (for example, taking all the grass out and replacing it with wood chips.) Or painting your house different, or putting an antenna, or hanging an old tire, painted in pink, off a tree branch to make it as a swing for your kids... in your own freaking backyard.

      Try to open up a restaurant in your own house (which I saw a lot in Tokyo, a very urbane and clean city), even if you have the wherewithal and engineering/hygienic/legal know-hows and you'll get your ass handed because we have this notion of non-commercial zones (one of the main culprits of urban sprawl.) Or not even a restaurant, but, say, a sign that says you are a lawyer or a public notary or something, good luck with that. Try hanging your clothes to dry in your backyard - the sensible, eco-friendly thing to do, and you'll get labeled a lot of non-glamorous (and sometimes near-racist) epitaphs.

      So you have one sensible ideal (don't do things in your house that will have a negative impact in your neighbor's properties) getting extended into stupid constrains on your own property, even to the detriment to the environment and just plain common sense.

      Slogans, arrogance, classicism and incompetent bureaucracy trumps reason.

    25. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have no right to a high resale value.
      None at all.
      Not one iota.

      If you want to drive up your resale value then make a deal with them to improve the view from your house.
      beyond that their property is their property.
      Not yours.

      Just because my actions could theoretically lead to lower cash value of your property that does not give you the right to take control of my property.

    26. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And obviously if people change their property such that it is not athsteticly pleasing to you that gives you the right to take control of their property away from them and make sure it conforms to what you think is pretty.

    27. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mind if I build a giant strawman in mine? I'm hoping to use it as a defenceless target for my arguments so that people will assume they have merit, thus avoiding me having to enter into a discourse on equal footing that I might lose.

    28. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lets try a challenge:

      List 10 actions other than sitting at home alone very quietly with your hands on the table that could not in some way theoretically impact someone else or their property or their enjoyments of their sensory input in some way shape or form.

      My problem with your philosophy is that if it is followed then it gives you the right to complete control of every single aspect of my life, bar none.
      All because you are too much of a pussy to deal with having something you don't find athsteticly pleasing where you can see it.

    29. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      As long as the porta potties don't smell, the campers stay off my lawn, keep the volume down and you fence the place off such that the snakes can't get into my yard then go nuts.

      it's your property.

    30. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      This needs more insightful mods.

      It's just about dead on.

    31. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Then list 10 thing which wouldn't be covered by your real philosophy assuming it's being enforced by a dickhead who is also an utter control freak. (ie an average HOA board member)

    32. Re:It's their lawn by jo42 · · Score: 1

      It's not garbage, it's "art".

    33. Re:It's their lawn by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Sitting at home alone very quietly with your hands on the table is 'Not doing regular maintenance.' That will bring down local property values.

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    34. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.:D

    35. Re:It's their lawn by inerlogic · · Score: 1

      does the count for my 50-60 year old neighbor who insists on sunning herself wearing as little as possible?

      *shudder*

    36. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the interest of keeping property values high she will be legally required to get cosmetic surgery until she no longer makes you shudder.

    37. Re:It's their lawn by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "So the hell what if your resale value goes down?"

      Truer words have never been spoken by a man living in his parents basement

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    38. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      And how often do HOA boards prosecute themselves?
      Theory and application.
      Know the difference.

      Just because it negatively effects your property value doesn't mean it will stop.
      In that situation the cause of the problem is the structure built to try to prevent a vaguely similar problem.

      You start with trying for balance.
      10 years later a few control freaks have things tied up and they have no goals in life other than ensuring that everyone in the area keeps their lawns between 2.3 and 2.45 inches high because "THAT'S THE WAY WE DO THINGS!!!".

      Since they HOA isn't going to outlaw the HOA there is nothing to keep any kind of balance and as such you end up at the far end of the stupidly controling scale.

      You can be sure that every member of the HOA board is convinced, utterly convinced that they're just holding the line, keeping the balance, preventing the advance of chaos in the form of people with mail boxes which are the wrong color rather than going off the deep end of the control freak scale.

    39. Re:It's their lawn by inerlogic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who chooses to live in an HOA controlled area deserves what they get....
      no one is going to tell me what to do with/on my own property....

      my home is my castle... cross the moat, and i'll behead you!

    40. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and here's another example of either a troll, or the utter death of common sense. there's a world of difference between landscaping with plant matter and landscaping with junk.

    41. Re:It's their lawn by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I don't imagine the poster does, but from personal experience, I can tell you that the phrase "yard Nazi" can often be appropriate.

      Our HOA was being run by the proverbial yard Nazis for a couple years and it was not pleasant. These are the kind of people who love confrontation and lording their power over you for no other reason than because they can. Fortunately, they left and grown-ups took over. There hasn't been a problem since.

      I think the idea of an HOA is ludicrous myself. As if we don't have enough government already, people willingly band together to produce more? But the neighborhood was otherwise exactly what we were looking for, the house was a really nice and a tremendous deal at the time (1998, shortly before prices nearly tripled), and the location was excellent.

      All in all, it was a good decision to buy, but I would definitely consider _not_ having an HOA to be a plus.

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    42. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to point out one thing needed to your statement:

      The mere fact that you are living & breathing may impact someone's ability to enjoy themselves.

      I had something like this happening at work and the managers were willingly going along with it...
      until I turned the tables and filed VALID complaints about the other person. Suddenly, it hit them what was going on and they intervened - but only because it was impacting their ability to get their jobs done.

    43. Re:It's their lawn by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      People need to stop worrying about what the fuck their neighbors do. It's their land, they are free to do whatever they want with it. So the hell what if your resale value goes down?

      Spoken like somebody who's never owned a home. I have a feeling your opinion will change one day when/if you become a home owner.

    44. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Inconvenient Truth

    45. Re:It's their lawn by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if you actually lived next to someone like that, your resale value would go down 10-15%. While I agree in theory with that for most property, this is a case where their actions effect others.

      You should have purchased more land to create a buffer between you and your neighbors. I was concerned about that when I bought my home in NY. I wanted 6 acres for myself, and I purchased 40 total.

      6 for me, 34 between me and anyone else.

      Did you know that one of my neighbors built a freaking gravel pit/quarry off the back end of my property? Took me 9 months to even find out. It was a 10-15 minute hike to even get to the side of the property where he built it.

      Now, I'm not advocating that everyone out there goes and purchases 40 acres, but YOU have to understand that if you are purchasing a house where your neighbor's bedroom window is 10' from your bedroom window, then his actions are just part of what you bought.

      Don't like it? Then buy a home, and not an investment. It isn't your neighbor's responsibility to minimize YOUR investment risk.

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    46. Re:It's their lawn by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      ...even when you do have a valid argument and the name-calling is justified, apparently.

      You can’t do whatever you want with your lawn. There are laws about that. Anyone who thinks they can do whatever they please with their lawn is one of two things.

      A) living in an area where they can barely even see their neighbours’ houses, in which case they’re probably right, but trying to argue that suburban residents are afforded the same liberty with their lawns is stupid.

      B) stupid.

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    47. Re:It's their lawn by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 3, Informative

      I have problems with HOAs, but this isn't an HOA (which theoretically you voluntarily chose to join, you have to sign the HOA agreements as part of settlement), it is the local government.

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    48. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Find HungryHobo's home.
      2. Buy property on both sides.
      3. Place trailers and broken-down Camaros on both properties.
      4. Dig up the lawn: It is now my "mud garden."
      5. Wait for HungryHobo to get sick of it and move. Scoop up his home at a depressed value.
      6. Level all three properties and build condos; sell them to fund and all-night coke party.
      7. Laugh my ass off.

    49. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it violates an ordinance that was in place when they decided to move there, then yeah, it does.

    50. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the same order of ideas, getting a pink car (or light blue, or light green) and use spinners or shinny rims should be outlawed because TO ME, they look plain ugly. But hey, it's a free country, right?

    51. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading your post I thought I'd RTFA so I could laugh at their lame gardening but it looks fine, if minimalistic, to me. The fence is very classy and the plants in front of the fence look nice. I don't see the problem; other than having to live in Orange, of course.

    52. Re:It's their lawn by swillden · · Score: 1

      But your yard wouldn't use significantly less water than grass would, which would defeat their whole purpose. You live in a subtropical climate where water is no concern. They live in a desert.

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    53. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Feel free.

      Of course you're making a significant investment and there's always the chance that I'll do my damnedest to depress your property value right back.

      I can afford to wait.

      You meanwhile are sitting on 2 houses which are worth less than what you paid for them.

      I might just wait for the bank to foreclose on you and follow your plan myself.

    54. Re:It's their lawn by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      To a certain extent, what they do with their property affects the value of my property. So yes, it is my concern that your house and yard don't look like ass when you're my neighbor. If you want to trash your house and have an ugly yard, live elsewhere. Communities don't just exist when they're convenient for you. Everyone has to play by the same rules, otherwise you aren't part of the community.

    55. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you get to pay dues to the tyrannical pricks to financially support their crusade against you.

    56. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Challenge :
      List 10 actions other than sitting at home alone very quietly with your hands on the table that could not in some way theoretically impact someone else or their property or their enjoyments of their sensory input in some way shape or form.

      if that approach is followed then it gives you the right to complete control of every single aspect of my life, bar none.

      All because you are too much of a pussy to deal with having something you don't find athsteticly pleasing where you can see it.

      You have no "right" to high property values.

    57. Re:It's their lawn by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Communities don't just exist to prop up your investments either.

      If you're that worried about your property value go live in an investment commune.

    58. Re:It's their lawn by Bling316 · · Score: 1

      "So the hell what if your resale value goes down?"

      Truer words have never been spoken by a man living in his parents basement

      If I had the misfortune of being a homeowner in the USA, I would be far more concerned with the economy imploding causing a drop in resale value, rather than my neighbor cutting back on his costs (smart no?) and being more environmentally friendly. But maybe its just me.

    59. Re:It's their lawn by hey! · · Score: 1

      I did look.

      I don't think their yard is ugly *in its own right*. It looks like desert, and I don't happen think desert is ugly.

      Leaving aside libertarian considerations and with my architecture critic hat on (didn't know I had one of those suckas, did you?), I'd say the aesthetic problem is consistency and harmonizing with its surroundings. If *everybody* just admitted they were living in a desert and landscaped accordingly, it would not seem ugly. But one little patch of desert in an ocean of plots pretending to be cut from the turf of an English country estate (neatly cropped by sheep) looks bad.

      There's nothing aesthetically wrong with a thatch roofed stone cottage, but it wouldn't harmonize with a neighborhood where the other homes are built in a 1930s Italian "Futurist" style.

      The front lawn is one of the crappiest zoning and landscaping conventions *ever*. Visit an old village in England and you'll see houses built right up to the sidewalk, so that the front ground floor rooms are essentially public spaces. The payoff? You get huge, private back yards to garden, or set up your astronomical observatory. It's a practice that invites idiosyncrasy, whereas the American suburban lot typically has more than half of the available space sacrificed to a statement of conformity.

      When you're in a neighborhood dominated by conformity, you *can't* escape it. You can build high walls around your lot to try to hide your non-conformity, but that pretty much *advertises* your individuality.

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    60. Re:It's their lawn by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      i've never figured why anyone would pay money to a private organisation chaired by their neigbours, just to have the pleasure of them policing your front yard for you.

      My current roomate (and the owner of our residence), grew up on a ranch out in the country. He has no problem maintaining a nice home on his own, as I had watched him do it for years. However, the condo he purchased is a member to an HOA. My roomate has quite the self-reliant, rebellious spirit so I asked him this precise question. Why would he want to buy a piece of property where he pays his neighbors to police him? His response was pretty simple. Since he was starting college, he wanted to be able to focus on his studies without having to worry about simple maintenance like maintaining the paint, maintaining the garden, repairing broken/faulty windows and the like.

      So the answer to your question, at least in some cases, is convenience. Some people really prefer the convenience of having their homes maintained for them over the pride of maintaining said home themselves.

      Now, I posed that question a year and a half ago and that was the response I got. Since then, my roomate has landscaped the front area, repainted the front of the house, replace three windows, and tiled the garage. So, despite his wanting to be free of the burden of maintaining his home, he still ended up maintaining his home. I pointed this out to him and he shrugged his shoulders. Lesson was learned. Now we're both moving on.

    61. Re:It's their lawn by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      In a democracy, majority rules OK. You may think that the rule of law protects you, but you'll find more often than not that your rights are a paper shield in the face of the iron will of the general public.

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    62. Re:It's their lawn by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Doesn't really matter. Name calling, even when appropriate, is just going to get you flamed or ignored. That's why it irritates me when people actually have valid points to make and ruin it by calling someone a fucktard while making said valid point, because who the hell is going to get convinced to change their viewpoint when being made fun of in the same breath?

    63. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Affect. Not effect. Learn your basics.

    64. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, no, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Keeping lawns in the LA basin is so far from ecological equilibrium its not even funny. People are starving because of drought induced famines around the world. Fresh water is in limited supply, and the north american aquifers are finite. It is absolutely economic foolishness to waste money trying to grow grass where grass wasn't meant to grow, all the while using up scarce and finite resources. This doesn't even make economic sense : grass is not an industry, it is not a product, is is just a huge uniform black hole for a measurable portion of the GDP. These people claim to be spending their money saved on their children, so its likely moving so some place where it can actually do use, small business and whatnot.

    65. Re:It's their lawn by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%, but...

      I live on a few acres in a rural area about 30 miles outside Minneapolis, and let me tell you that neighbors can be royal pains in the ass no matter where you go! Seems that for some people it's human nature to meddle in other people's business while at the same time being completely hypocritical.

      Maybe when the kids are out of school I'll move to a few hundred acres out in Wyoming or something...

    66. Re:It's their lawn by sorak · · Score: 1

      People need to stop worrying about what the fuck their neighbors do. It's their land, they are free to do whatever they want with it. So the hell what if your resale value goes down?

      That doesn't even make sense. Why should I care if I lose 20-30 thousand dollars because my neighbor won't mow his lawn? If I didn't live in the south, that number would be more like 25-50 thousand. How can you not care about losing 6 months to a year's income?

      So, yes, I think people have a good reason to care about what their neighbor does.

    67. Re:It's their lawn by pubwvj · · Score: 0

      "Did you look at the article? That's one ugly ass yard they have."

      So what. It is their yard. You have the right to be as ugly as you want to be. Go for it. But don't interfere with their right to be ugly.

    68. Re:It's their lawn by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      All because you are too much of a pussy to deal with having something you don't find athsteticly pleasing where you can see it.

      So if someone finds you aesthetically displeasing they should do what?

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    69. Re:It's their lawn by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Why lobby their local council to exile me of course.
      It's the "democratic" way.

    70. Re:It's their lawn by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      In a democracy, majority rules OK. You may think that the rule of law protects you, but you'll find more often than not that your rights are a paper shield in the face of the iron will of the general public.

      Now if you think you do have rights, one last assignment for you. Next time you're at the computer, get on the internet, go to Wikipedia. When you get to Wikipedia, in the search field for Wikipedia, I want you to type in "Japanese Americans 1942" and you'll find out all about your precious fucking rights, Okay? All right. You know about it. In 1942, there were 110,000 Japanese American citizens in good standing, law-abiding people who were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the wrong country. That's all they did wrong. They had no right to a lawyer, no right to a fair trial, no right to a jury of their peers no right to due process of any kind. The only right they had: "Right this way" into the internment camps! Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government took them away! And rights aren't rights if someone can take them away. They're privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country, is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter. You see all, sooner or later. Sooner or later, the people in this country are gonna realize the government does not give a fuck about them! The government doesn't care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfare or your safety. It simply does not give a fuck about you! It's interested in its own power. That's the only thing. Keeping it and expanding it wherever possible.

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    71. Re:It's their lawn by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Speaking for myself -

      All homes in the entire area I wanted to live are part of one of the complex of HOAs
      In general, rules are rigidly enforced for the first year, then become more relaxed (excepting when one of the militant boards happen to get elected)
      Low dues also get me 1. Three free community pools 2. Tennis courts 3. Maintained paseos (walking/biking paths) that allow my kid to go virtually anywhere in the community without crossing vehicle traffic.

      All that is $36/month.

      The house you mention can be had up the canyon from me, but would cost me double, and my utilities would be approximately 4X. Plus I'd have to buy the shotgun.

    72. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks as though you have yet to have the pleasure to live in a place with a home owner's association (HOA).

      I may disagree with overbearing local zoning ordinances, but at least I can see where they get their authority. What I don't understand is how do HOA's have any legal authority? Has the city legally ceded some jurisdiction to them?

      If home values ever go back up and we move, finding a location without a HOA will be high on the priority list.

      I would never even consider buying a home with a HOA.

    73. Re:It's their lawn by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      I think this all stems from an unwarranted sense of entitlement. people think it's their right to sell their property for more than they paid for it. I can't help but compare this to someone who demands someone buy his original Macintosh for $2000, or sues every time his stocks fall.

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    74. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife and I would like to do something very similar, can you post pictures of what sounds like a beautiful low water/maintenance yard?

    75. Re:It's their lawn by saskboy · · Score: 1

      It's because they aren't showing off their extravagant wealth by overusing water, that they lower their property value, and thus 'damage' the yuppies around them who only care about image and not sustaining life. It's cultural evolution at work.

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    76. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you've never been to the city or the suburbs.

      I've seen ugly yards. Their yard looks fine.. but then I'm not some douche who decorates his lawn with stepping stones, ferns, and "bird of paradise plants". *shrug*

    77. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an eyesore in the neighborhood will in fact harm the garden's use value

      That's a huge load of pigshit, instead of spreading it on slashdot try putting it on your garden. The problem with your pot plants not growing has nothing to do with what the yard next door LOOKS like, hippie.

      And everybody cries about resale value- In some cases it might impact the desireability, but it actually makes your crappy little plot look BETTER by comparison. And if it DOES affect the value, then get your property re-appraised and you won't have to pay as much in property taxes.

    78. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the desert where they live has been in a drought for many years. The ordinance is stupid because it doesn't take reality into account. Yet more mindless bureauracy.

      gewg_

    79. Re:It's their lawn by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 1

      It's true that I rent. But that doesn't change anything. I don't see how I have the right to impose my rules on my neighbors. So long as they aren't dumping anything on my lawn, I don't see what the problem is. And quite honestly, I would be the person with the uncut lawn that everyone bitches about.

      But you know what? If someone came over and asked me to cut my lawn and remove whatever garbage I had on it, so that they could get extra money for their house, I would do it for a while. It would be even less of a problem if they did it for me. Because I quite honestly don't care, they are the ones who care.

      But if they were to call the authorities and attempt to get the city to force me to do it because they didn't like looking at my lawn? That's when I would put on the war paint.

    80. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having looked at the pics, I'd have to say that the yard isn't so bad, it could've been a lot worse.
      They should thank their lucky stars they're not living nextdoor to a guy called Mr Trebus (He was on a UK BBC program called A Life of Grime and his yard was full of crap).

      He was one of lifes horders!

    81. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I see what they did wrong. They need to make a supply depot wall with some bunkers and missile turrets behind. That'll be enough defense to protect them from neighborling rushes.

    82. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. They need to find someone to design it for them or do better research on xeri-scaping. What they have is zero-scaping.

      I like you have lots of dry shade do to the many trees in my yard. The shade decreases the need for watering as the plantings are not stressed as much as those in sun exposed areas. The only watering I do is my container plants, I use them for color enhancement and to cheer me up.

      It's sad to see how uninventive both sides are on this issue!

    83. Re:It's their lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha!

  6. Confusing Summary by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

    At one point, the summary says "Orange County Officials." At another point, it says "city officials." So, which is it--county or city?

    Yeah, I know, I could just RTFA but the summary is still sloppy.

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    1. Re:Confusing Summary by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Both the county and the city inside the county are named Orange, which probably confused the submitter. The City of Orange is the one prosecuting, not the County of Orange.

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    2. Re:Confusing Summary by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      The issue is in the article - they keep mixing city and county laws and officials as well. If I were a betting man, I'd say that this is the city of Irvine in Orange County. It's the only place in the area that I know that looks like it's located in Oregon, rather than a semi-arid desert. Not to mention that it also has insane laws designed to keep out low-earning immigrants and single people. Forcing people to have a water-guzzling lawn sounds about right for them.

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    3. Re:Confusing Summary by elvesrus · · Score: 1

      Good guess considering the ridiculousness of this situation, but going off the name of the attorney is an official of the City of Orange.

    4. Re:Confusing Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The City of Orange, one of many "cities" within Orange County.

    5. Re:Confusing Summary by annodomini · · Score: 1

      It doesn't exactly help that the county and city have the same name, and the article mentions both the city and the Orange County District Court.

      In California, counties seem to be a lot more important than in most of the rest of the country (or, at least, the East coast, where I'm from). And many counties share the same name as the largest city within them. For instance, there's San Diego, the city, and San Diego county. The City of Orange, and Orange County. The City of Los Angeles, and Los Angeles County. Sacramento County, and Sacramento. San Francisco is both a county and a city. So, it's easy to confuse them.

      It sounds like it's actually the city of Orange that is in a legal battle with them, but that battle is taking place in the Orange County courts. So, yes, the article is a bit sloppy, but the confusion is easy because the county is involved as well, and shares the same name.

  7. They should have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just let the lawn die.

    It was most likely the suddenness of removal that made the authorities react.

    1. Re:They should have... by mark-t · · Score: 2, Informative

      The requirement is that they have LIVE plant landscaping. Dead grass wouldn't qualify, and would be violating the code also.

    2. Re:They should have... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      One of many reasons my ass will never cross state lines into California without an exit strategy already planned. That whole state could slide into the Pacific Ocean and, considering the Federal Government is fucking lending them money like they are a bank in need of TARP money, I think we'd (except those people in California, god hope the sensible people there get a head start to get the hell outta dodge first) be better off.

    3. Re:They should have... by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      There's nothing about these regulations that are even slightly unique to California. This is generic American Suburbia in a nutshell.

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    4. Re:They should have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait for a drought, then fine the neighbors.

    5. Re:They should have... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I live in a HOA neighborhood. And I've checked, don't have these lawn requirements. As a matter of fact, checked the bylaws and local ordinances, and the only things I could come up with are I'm not allowed to litter on my own property (can live with that since it irks me to see trash on my property anyways) and I can't move the trash can to the curb until the night before trash pickup day (can also live with this). Don't have anything pertaining to the yard or anything else with the property.

    6. Re:They should have... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      The requirement is that they have LIVE plant landscaping. Dead grass wouldn't qualify, and would be violating the code also.

      I'd counter with this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lichen

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  8. Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by originalhack · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, it's nice to know that the city of Orange won't let residents save water while the rest of the towns on the same water system are offering bumper stickers that say "I killed my lawn.. ask me how"

    1. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah here in Melbourne, Australia we have been short of water for a long time but it was illegal to install a water tank to capture your own rain water. Then literally overnight tanks were not only made legal but encouraged with a subsidy.

    2. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no rule against saving water. There's a rule against making your lawn into an eyesore. It affects peoples property values, not to mention pissing them off so that they pester the local government about you.

      What fucking morons rated the parent post as "Informative" anyway? Do you even know what that word means?

    3. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      i didn't rate it, but knowing that cities directly adjacent were actively encouraging their residents to do the very thing orange was prosecuting it's residents for doing, was informative AND interesting...

    4. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are a funny bunch in Australia - The government was subsidising home insulation to reduce energy spent on airconditioners and heaters - a brilliant idea...

      then some 1) 2) 3) 4) PROFIT!!!! mongrels did the cheapest most dangerous home installation possible - 4 or more people died because their new insulation caught fire or worse became electrically "live" because they stapeled the cheap aluminim foil to electrical wires

      so the government cancelled the subsidy - better to go back to wasting all that electricity cooling/heating the house than kill people

      on a side note - I really don't understand how people think wrapping the inside of the roof of the house in alumninium foil is going to insulate anything from the 40+ degree C temperatures and humidity we get.... lets take those dodgy foil installers, pack them in a car covered in foil with no windows in full sun and see what their insulation lives up to!

    5. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by dltaylor · · Score: 3, Informative

      In Colorado (USofA), it is still illegal.

      The owners of the downstream water rights also own the rainwater that feeds those streams.

      http://www.gazette.com/articles/water-55602-rain-bill.html

    6. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing is as fickle and easily swayed as the beliefs of politicians.

      One black suitcase full of money from water processing plants? Tanks are illegal! One suitcase from the garden-tank society and the promise of looking "green" towards potential voters? It's a free tank for everybody!

    7. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by whassaname · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention that because of the "1..2..???...PROFIT!" guys, genuine insulation companies that have been around for 20+ years are now going broke because nobody trusts the industry anymore.

      The Government screwed up badly on this one.

    8. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah it depends on where you are. If you have a farm in my state you are allowed to put a tank on the roof on your primary residence but runoff from your land definitely does not belong to you. I think if you owned a big shearing shed and collected the water from the roof you might be in trouble.

      I assume that Colorado, like Queensland in .au is an upstream provider of water, while places like California and South Australia are downstream consumers where the laws should be different.

    9. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse...

      Up im Marin county, they conserve water. In fact, they've done such a good job conserving and reducing their water footprint; that the local utility company has decided their profits are no longer as high as they'd like, so they're about to jack up water rates!

      Way to send the wrong message, idiots.

    10. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      There is a reason for that behavior.
      Primitive people think that when they made a decision, they would have to stand by it, no matter what. Even when everybody, including themselves, found out that it’s totally fuckin’ retarded.
      And the media fosters this, by calling people who change their position “flip-floppers”, no matter if they do it because they are a banneret in the wind, or because they gathered new information suggesting something else.

      Fact is, that it’s no shame to state that one was wrong, but leaned from it.
      You can detect the honesty and general interest in the best choice of a politician that way.
      But don’t expect him to become very powerful, as the media and the ragtag is way too retarded to get this right and not destroy a honest politician’s career. (My theory is, that that is why we don’t ever see such a person.)

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    11. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael,

      Do you have evidence of this? I'm from Melbourne too and have never heard of such a thing. Thanks

      Mahyar

    12. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by timmarhy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      the thing is, traping the water in a tank is a more effiecent use of the resource then letting it run off and hopeing it makes it into the catchment.

      the idea behind water rights is to stop upstream farmers daming up rivers and bankrupting their neighbours, people collecting the water that's fallen on residental roofs shouldn't be the target.

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    13. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Informative
    14. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Kaitnieks · · Score: 1

      I'm not from America or Australia and I'm genuinely wondering what is the reason for forbidding collecting the rain water?

    15. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goes to show how ridiculously arbitrary the law is. Common sense tells me that if there's any shadow of a doubt, government should do nothing. Stay the hell out of it. Of course, what's in that for the business of government?

    16. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What is the reason for forbidding collecting the rain water?
      Politics of who owns the water resources, control of catchment areas (ie: valleys and plains that run into rivers).
      All of this stuff is enormously important when, on average, there is only just enough water to sustain agriculture OR a river (but some years its neither)
      Google the "Murray-Darling System"
      (oh, and considering that the last time I was in LA the water came from a big pipe that went across a border...)

    17. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by mayko · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely correct. Another thing to remember is that they would be trapping the water so that they could USE it. The water will end up as run off regardless.

    18. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you said tank, but in the US, we often use barrels. I know where I live, the problem isn't the barrels/bladders/tanks per se, but uninformed individuals using open topped barrels They are mosquito havens (and while we have a very very low incidence of West Nile, it'd be nice to keep it that way) because most people set them and leave 'em, unlike, say, watering troughs (which are usually emptied regularly). I've seen on occasion open topped ones sold at hardware stores still.

      People aren't always very smart. Like those that don't care about fishing ways or the environment of rivers and streams, then wonder why they have so many damn mosquitoes so they buy a $250 propane tank burning trap, instead of realizing a lot of insect control come from fishes that were killed off.

    19. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Here in Colorado it's illegal, but that's because we have agreements with states and countries downstream from us. If we capture the water here, we won't be sending our agreed amounts further along. It may not have made sense in Melbourne, but they're not always outlawed because officials hate the environment or don't want "ugly" tanks or anything.

    20. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      The law in Colorado is changing, however:

      http://www.water.state.co.us/pubs/pdf/RainWaterBills.pdf

      Notice that there's a whole lot of other restrictions that still make it impossible for most people (anybody in the city, for example ... but my parents had a property that this could apply to), and you still can't use the water for gardens.

      Another law is allowing for ten pilot project communities where rainwater collection will be allowed.

    21. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      It's not a simple water rights issue.

      Back in the late 80's my father built a grey water capture system so he could use the laundry and bath water for irrigating our Southern-California-Is-A-Desert yard. It saved a lot of money, improved the home's resale value, and was eco-friendly to boot.

      Unfortuneately at the time it was completely illegal. All residential waste water was required to go into either septic or sewer systems.

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    22. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      If you save excess water during a rain, and apply it to vegetation during non-rain, the water which normally would run off due to being excess would instead be absorbed and used by the ground and the vegetation.

      You'll have some additional run-off, but it's going to be less than if you don't save it.

      Re-read what you wrote - "they would be trapping the water so that they could USE it". Using it means at least some of it is going to be non-runoff.

    23. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      People built settlements on land with no water sources with the assumption that uphill sources of water would always be available to them as they flowed downhill. They profit from the cost, availability, and climate of that land.

      Now that their base assumption has been proven wrong, they seek to use violence to not admit to that error and protect their malinvestments. Sadly, some of the people against whom they aggres are those living in sustainable locations.

      That and some municipalities turn a profit by being a water provider and want to keep their water-meter rates up.

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    24. Re:Idiots... the rest of the county is conserving by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      If you live beside a stream and use some water from that stream for your purposes you take it for granted that people upstream allow water to cross their land to go into the stream. Thats why there are laws upstream to prohibit land owners from using all the water which they could collect.

  9. *Sigh* by gaelfx · · Score: 1

    Land of the free* prosecution. *As in speech, not beer.

  10. I see you by Kitkoan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now get off my lawn

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      And stay away from my grass!

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    2. Re:I see you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I waited for years, and finally turned 40 which I thought was the age at which I can be cantankerous. Went at long last to yell at some kids to get off my lawn... bloody drought totally ruined my big moment!!

      "Hey you!! Get off my law.... ...
      aw crap! Nevermind..."

    3. Re:I see you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you

      Leave Pandora alone.

  11. electrolytes by Kartoffel · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have watered their lawn with Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

    1. Re:electrolytes by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      I think that's what the county is trying to force them to do.

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    2. Re:electrolytes by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      Force them with a Dildozer?

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    3. Re:electrolytes by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its got lectrolights

    4. Re:electrolytes by Techman83 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What are electrolytes? Do you even know?

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    5. Re:electrolytes by wjh31 · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's what plants crave

    6. Re:electrolytes by Brazilian+Geek · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long it'll take until someone posts the xkcd comic that seems obligatory everyone makes a comment from Idiocracy.

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    7. Re:electrolytes by kehren77 · · Score: 1

      god I love you people. Now off to watch that movie.

    8. Re:electrolytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's got electrolytes.

    9. Re:electrolytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh noes its a gooback... he must have ridden the time machine

  12. Typical California by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    When you cross the border into the state you can toss logic, responsibility, decency and common sense in the toilet.

    1. Re:Typical California by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      I think it's just that long-forgotten laws still have validity despite the enormous amounts of evidence showing that these laws aren't really relevant or important any longer.

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    2. Re:Typical California by haydensdaddy · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the other 49 states have a stranglehold on all of those qualities.

  13. No one is wrong here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... the law requires 40% live ground cover, so they should be given a citation.

    They think that law is unjust, so they are doing their duty by not following it.

    The correct outcome is for the law to be changed.

    1. Re:No one is wrong here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ".. the law requires 40% live ground cover, so they should be given a citation."

      Not to put too fine a point on it but, if you take any sample of their wood chipped yard, and looked at it under a microscope, it would most certainly meet the 40% live ground cover criterion.

      It says live, it doesn't say it has to be visible to the naked eye...

    2. Re:No one is wrong here... by Surt · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You're probably incorrectly assuming that 'live ground cover' doesn't have a legal definition both distinct from reality and free from any sensible meaning, like most legal concepts.

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    3. Re:No one is wrong here... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unrelenting rule of law often leads to stupid and even outright nasty things. That's why we also have this thing called common sense. The long-term solution is obviously to fix the law, but short-term, it is a perfectly sensible solution e.g. to have the executive branch refuse to enforce it, if it is absolutely clear that it is extremely unpopular.

      I mean, would you prefer all the various ancient laws still on the books in US to also be enforced, just because they happen to be there?

      Now, whether the law in this case is actually bad is another matter. I find it rather silly, to be honest, but perhaps it really is up to the community to set its standards; whether the level of intrusiveness in this case is reasonable or not is debatable.

    4. Re:No one is wrong here... by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      Their argument in court should be that since their wood chips are covered in bacteria, they in fact have 100% "live" ground cover.

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    5. Re:No one is wrong here... by societyofrobots · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To follow the law, plant 40% of it with grass, and leave the other 60% with barren dirt.

      After all, the law is not about an attractive lawn, just 40% grass coverage. No?

    6. Re:No one is wrong here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the wonderful world of centralized and political municipal and city planning, where the looks of your property is everyones business.

    7. Re:No one is wrong here... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd go as far as to say that people have a duty to disobey laws they disagree with; that's just a recipe for anarchism. In certain extreme cases, like hiding your Jewish neighbors from the SS, sure, but over some silly county housing codes? As George Carlin famously noted once, half the population is of below average intelligence. Are you sure you want to rile up the kind of person who thinks turn signals are stupid?

      That said, it's plainly a dumb law, and I hope the homeowners prevail. Knowing OC, though, I wouldn't hold my breath.

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    8. Re:No one is wrong here... by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      They've got it 100% covered with bark now.

      In any event, who the hell waters their lawn?

    9. Re:No one is wrong here... by Monchanger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it is a perfectly sensible solution e.g. to have the executive branch refuse to enforce it, if it is absolutely clear that it is extremely unpopular.

      Good points, but I wonder if we're missing another variable in the equation. I would not assume that the law is unpopular as you speculate. Such a law is likely based on residents expecting their neighbors to assist in maintaining property values, which is hardly unique to Orange. If that's the case, this couple is harming their immediate neighbors in favor of the larger global community.

      That and what politician would act against increasing tax revenue during a budget crisis at the cost of a single vote?

    10. Re:No one is wrong here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the correct outcome would be for the law to be tried and found just or not. IF found unjust, the law should then be changed.

    11. Re:No one is wrong here... by lymond01 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The correct outcome is for the law to be changed.

      I see your point -- in order for a law to be changed, someone has to challenge it. But just challenging it because you think it's unjust, doesn't mean the outcome is set. These folks are doing the right thing by choosing a low water landscaping technique and the city should applaud them. But turning your yard into a dirt lot is an eyesore and yes, what your neighbors think DOES matter. If you want to go live in a bubble, by all means do so -- I believe there's some space on the Moon, though I think supplies are limited.

      It's a multi-player game, people. Accept that fact, and life will make a heap more sense. All they need to do is use some proper desert landscaping -- shrubs, rocks, brick...hell even add a water feature that recycles water. But making your yard a dustbowl in the summer and a pool of mud in the winter isn't acceptable by anyone's standards.

    12. Re:No one is wrong here... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      No, the correct outcome is for the law to be challenged. There is no guarantee that they will win, and depending on many factors, it may not even be the "correct" thing.

    13. Re:No one is wrong here... by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

      So I guess artificial turf isn't an option...

    14. Re:No one is wrong here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The intent of the law is probably to avoid more than 60% of your land to be paved over. Ground cover such as mulch, etc, should be counted as part of that 40%.

    15. Re:No one is wrong here... by dziman · · Score: 1

      How about removing the people from office that are for enforcing this law? Or installing people into office that will repeal the law?

    16. Re:No one is wrong here... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      Even better, plant it with 40% native drought-resistant plants and don't have an ugly eyesore of a razed-earth yard.

      Nothing says the 40% must be water-gorging lawns.

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    17. Re:No one is wrong here... by shermo · · Score: 1

      I mean, would you prefer all the ... laws still on the books in US to also be enforced, just because they happen to be there?

      Why would you have a law if it wasn't meant to be enforced?

      I'd go so far as to say that discretion has no place in law enforcement. It certainly has its place in sentencing, and someone needs to be able to pass judgement on what the law actually means (judges). However, law enforcement shouldn't have the ability to look the other way when a law is being broken. You broke the law, you get charged, the end.

      Ah, I can only dream.

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    18. Re:No one is wrong here... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Why would you have a law if it wasn't meant to be enforced?

      Both enacting and repealing laws can be a lengthy process. In the latter case, there may well be a period of time when the law is already perceived as e.g. unjust and morally invalid by the society at large, but the legal process of getting it off the books is still ongoing. Enforcing such law does no good. Various sodomy laws, segregation laws, etc are all examples of that.

    19. Re:No one is wrong here... by Brandybuck · · Score: 0, Troll

      ... the law requires 40% live ground cover, so they should be given a citation.

      All hail the Supreme Wisdom of the local lawmakers! They are wiser than us! They are better able to live our lives than we are ourselves! Whatever they say we must do without question! Do not question authority, worship it!

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    20. Re:No one is wrong here... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I got modded down as a troll. I'm sorry. You're right. We should all do what our masters tell us to. Can someone please mod me back up? I won't question my city council's received wisdom ever again.

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  14. Penn & Teller are always ahead ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    It's NSFSC (Not Safe For Stupid Christians) and NSFOW (Not Safe for Orwellian Workplaces)

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    1. Re:Penn & Teller are always ahead ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Damn, I forgot the link.

      Here we go:

      http://www.megavideo.com/?v=9UA7X2N4

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    2. Re:Penn & Teller are always ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck. Who would have thought that in the land of the free you go to jail for a brown lawn. You're all freaks.

    3. Re:Penn & Teller are always ahead ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Well, the gringos have an issue with brown things. They don't like brown lawns,and they bomb brown people. It's just a racist country dude. They like their people white, their gardens green, and their governments corrupt and totalitarian. It's just the kind of people they are. I wouldn't move to the US for all the gold in Fort Knox.

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    4. Re:Penn & Teller are always ahead ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well according to your post; we wouldn't want you to move here anyway, you filthy foreigner.

    5. Re:Penn & Teller are always ahead ... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Filthy foreigner ...

      Those two words sum up the way you guys think. It also sums up 200 years of history, and everything your country has done in those 2 centuries: Hate yourselves, and everything else. And basically be afraid of the whole world. You are worth less than the air you are breathing.

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  15. It's not entirely their own by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

    When I purchased my property there was a bit in the legal docs about keeping the lawn in good shape and not building any other permanent structure on my property (no, I am not allowed to expand). Also, any natural resources found on my property belongs to the city. But, I don't mind these stipulations. I got a nice house for little cost and I know my neighbors will continue to have nice homes also. Based on the summary, the penalties are fairly slim I'd say (they will never get the jail time unless they piss on the court, and $1000 is a reasonable sum). However, if the Has are trying to appease the city by planting bushes and are not skipping court then the court should rule in their favor, IMO.

    1. Re:It's not entirely their own by CodeDragonDM · · Score: 1

      Yet they'll miss work and time with their child while some of the more obnoxious busy bodies come in to tell the home owner how to own their home. My parents live in a relatively nice suburb where they are constantly being called on for owning sub-par vehicles even though it is not against the law. This is done by neighbours they regularly talk to as well on friendly terms, too!

      They (the owners) will probably have a bored judge tell the couple to make it more green to shut up the hours of complaining by either the neighbours or city/county official who's taken it upon their self to keep their city/county "beautiful".

      Might just be six hours totally of their time, even that isn't worth it.

    2. Re:It's not entirely their own by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I'm glad I don't live where you are. The land I own is mine, the mineral rights I bought from the county the day I moved in. Everything is mine except the 10ft of grass on the front which is allowed for road growth/utilities from the roadway. I can do whatever I want, I've grown scottish thistle in my yard and even had bylaw come by complaining about the 'weeds'. Until I pointed out that I enjoy making tea from them.

      I'm guessing you live in the US somewhere, I live in Canada. I have more land access and property rights then you do now...that makes me sad.

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    3. Re:It's not entirely their own by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

      This has been going on for two years... I don't think "lack of time" is the problem here. They even had time to plant some stuff and put up a cool fence. I think they're making an honest effort, but they still need to compy with the 40% clause.

    4. Re:It's not entirely their own by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

      It should make you happy ;-) Afterall, you have more rights. I'm ok with my land ownership stipulations (not necessarily happy).

    5. Re:It's not entirely their own by Nikker · · Score: 1

      They definitely have HOA's in Canada but mostly just in the suburbs and cities. Canada has a lot of land outside the suburbs where you can get an acre lot easily, you can do what ever you like on it but there are definitely areas just like this one lives in where if enough people in your neighborhood whine enough they can have your house painted, kill a renno plan or tell you what kind of tree to plant in your front yard. It just matters who you live beside ;)

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    6. Re:It's not entirely their own by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      You're willing to chip in for the water bill then? OC is a DESERT. Grass does not naturally grow there in the quality and quantity that you find on the golf course. The fact these two have taken CA's water conservation messages, messages that get commercial time during droughts, that have gigs of website data devoted them, to heart and then being smacked down by the same government that put them in place is nothing short of blisteringly ironic.

      It sucks that these two are being dragged through the court system, but this should get loads of attention from on high and show just how moronic city codes like this truly are.

    7. Re:It's not entirely their own by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      The same is pretty much true in the United States as well. You won't find many HOA's in rural areas, and there are plenty of places where you can live in places that look generally like farm land but are still within 10-20 minutes of large cities. The problem is most people seem to want to live in the middle of the fucking action. Personally, my next house is going to be surrounded by mostly trees and dirt instead of concrete and smog.

    8. Re:It's not entirely their own by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      > there are plenty of places where you can live in places that look generally like farm land but are still within 10-20 minutes of large cities

      And those places generally don't last very long before everyone else gets the same idea and within 5-10 years your "farm" will be surrounded by walmarts and formula developments and your 20 minute commute is 45 minutes.

      There's a certain type of person who likes to ride the outer-edge of suburban development while still loudly proclaiming the value of "rural" living. Exurban living is a attempt of trying to have your cake while eating it too.

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    9. Re:It's not entirely their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they need to cover 40% of the lawn with greenery?
      I'd figure out how big the letters needed to be to spell out "FUCK YOU" in the ugliest, hardiest crabgrass I could find to cover exactly 40% of the area of the lawn and have the rest be barren dirt, aerated regularly so every time a little wind picked up it would carry the dust over to the asshole neighbors who complained.

      Posting AC because I already modded in the thread before I thought of this.

    10. Re:It's not entirely their own by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If they were being required to plant grass, you'd have a point.

    11. Re:It's not entirely their own by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      And those places generally don't last very long before everyone else gets the same idea and within 5-10 years your "farm" will be surrounded by walmarts and formula developments and your 20 minute commute is 45 minutes.

      I worried about that a lot, too. We live less than two miles from 'town' but on a county highway and out of city limits.

      The thing is, we live 'south' and all the development has been 'north' of town. Also, the whole collusion deal between land developers, construction firms, realtors and real estate speculators has crashed. They built all those frickin' houses and now nobody wants to buy them. We said that for a number of years about all the houses going up: "Who is going to buy those monsters?" They are big expensive houses but they're packed in like boxes on a skid.

      I'm not so worried now about the cornfield across the road turning into a housing development full of little nose-wiping kids.

    12. Re:It's not entirely their own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys have property taxes up in Canadia?

      Property taxes down here at least mean people don't own their land - they're merely renting it.

      And let's not even get into eminent domain.

    13. Re:It's not entirely their own by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      What he said...that may have been a worry a decade ago, but I don't see many new homes being built currently, considering all of the homes that cannot be sold. I'm wondering how much it must suck to be in the housing construction industry right about now.

    14. Re:It's not entirely their own by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      OC is a desert. Yes.

      Residents are expected to have lawns of the quality you’d find at a golf course. Yes.

      It costs a lot, and it uses a lot of water that is in scarce supply. Yes.

      They chose to live there.

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  16. It's their government by dcollins · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They get to vote on how much the private property fiction applies in their community.

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    1. Re:It's their government by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      Democracy is no excuse for harassing people needlessly. Your argument can be used to defend any degree of governmental nonsense. Let's put it this way: making a reference to your sig, if a majority decided that unions should be illegal, by your argument they ought to be allowed to ban them. Democracy cuts both ways, it allows you to force some of your ideals on others and at the same time allows them to do the same to you. Time and time again history shows that there need to be limits to what the mob can impose upon others.

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    2. Re:It's their government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Democracy is no excuse for harassing people needlessly."
      Yes it is; it's the best excuse. No better way to make someone you're assraping sound like an ungrateful bitch than to remind them that they (or at least 51% of their neighbors) asked for it.

    3. Re:It's their government by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      Democracy, the Werewolf game of the powerful. Using it for mere harassment is an abuse of resources (God forbid). Real Players (TM) use it for profit or killing.

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    4. Re:It's their government by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Only if it's a direct democracy.

      That argument breaks down horribly in a representative democracy, especially if it's one that uses plurality voting, but even in representative democracies that use "ungameable" voting systems, you still don't get a direct say, and someone who shares all of your viewpoints may not exist, and may not desire to run for office.

  17. Why not to live inside a city by CodeDragonDM · · Score: 1

    Things like this show why living inside city limits as a home owner is a nightmare. If they read their city, county, and neighborhood by-laws, it probably stated something in legalese to the effect that the lawn had to be to a code that was only poorly worded as the legal body figured no one would test it.

    It's a form of conservitism that demands zero conservation of natural resources, and these people can go to jail over it. It's sick.

    1. Re:Why not to live inside a city by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it reflect conservatism. Conservatists are often the first to save energy, even if they only do it for the money savings. But that's besides the point. The only reason the Has are having trouble is because the city is demanding they hold to city code and they are unable to do so after two years... I think the code needs to be updated to allow for more conservative usage of resources.

    2. Re:Why not to live inside a city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the city has fast internets!

    3. Re:Why not to live inside a city by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it reflect conservatism. Conservatists are often the first to save energy...

      Conservatives, not conservationists. It reflects the attitude of maintaining the status-quo.

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  18. As someone who grew up in the country... by Vyse+of+Arcadia · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've always hoped that these sorts of ordinances are made up. Just scary stories you city folk tell us country bumpkins to keep us out.

    Right?
    Right??

    1. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "I've always hoped that these sorts of ordinances are made up. Just scary stories you city folk tell us country bumpkins to keep us out."

      As someone who also grew up in the country and then moved to New York, I can confirm far worse, that I actually don't have ANY LAWN AT ALL OMG!!

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    2. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by nadaou · · Score: 5, Insightful

      in many of these suburbs backyard clotheslines have been banned as well. some people reading this will think I'm making it up. Others reading it will think that everywhere has these laws.

      apparently the "logic" goes that only poor people don't use electric dryers in the desert, and that perceived perception lowers the property values for the neighbors.

      live free or die? hell no! these chains have resale value.

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    3. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't top what you said, but I will add that the water stories are what scares me; I am looking at over 5000 gallons just waiting to melt in the front yard.
      In fact, there is so much around here, I have to buy a pontoon this year just to cross it.

    4. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the exact same thing happened in Toronto, Ontario. It was illegal for a long time to have backyard clotheslines. Then, one day, don't ask me how, it was decided to reverse this idiotic rule and actually _encourage_ people to use clotheslines so they offered free ones at Home Depot (through a subsidy).

      Why it was banned in the first place, I wonder.

      AC

    5. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, no. I moved from appalachia to norcal, and it's fucking insane. I can't have a clothes line (It's a fucking desert). I can't park my truck in the driveway. I can't have a TV antenna (but Dish is okay) While California has "the lowest property taxes in the country", if you buy anything built in the last decade, it has $500-$1000 a month Mello Roos tax, which is bond repayment. Hell, you have to get the governtment's permission to put a new engine in your car, unless it's a direct part number replacement. Yeah, so I can't put an identical 93' engine in my '94, though I can, legally, put a newer big block in, with worse emissions. I pay out the ass for water ($200/month in the summer, with just barely enough water to keep the grass yellow but not blowing away) yet the city waters all of the medians with big huge pretty plantings. This place is fucked up.

    6. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      My HOA disallows backyard clotheslines. Obviously, that "logic" is terrible.

      However, I think the true reasoning is something more akin to what is going on from TFA: some people want to look out their windows and not see a trashy neighborhood.

      I think they see clotheslines or drying clothes ugly and invading their view. I live in a hilly neighborhood with two-story buildings: back yards aren't very private. "I don't care that it's in someone else's yard: I still have to look at it!" It's not the perception of wealth that makes the difference here, at least not directly.

      Front yards are even less private. The people who think that nobody else should have ugly clothes lines also think that Xeriscaping is ugly and should be illegal. I personally think that Xeriscaping can be done very beautifully (and possibly even within the laws in question). At the same time, grass laws can become very ugly very easily (by not watering or mowing).

    7. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by spinlight · · Score: 1

      live free or die? hell no! these chains have resale value.

      Awesome. Do you mind if I quote this?

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    8. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      However, I think the true reasoning is something more akin to what is going on from TFA: some people want to look out their windows and not see a trashy neighborhood.

      Which is entirely subjective. Other people would drive into a neighborhood with no clothes lines and say, "this is abhorrent, these people are gratuitous CO2 polluters."

      It's all well and good if you go into a HOA with these rules established, but usually the agreements read, "these rules and whichever rules may one day be added, rescinded, or changed." Since moving and re-establishing relationships is so expensive, HOA's are quite a devil's bargain.

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    9. Re:As someone who grew up in the country... by nadaou · · Score: 1

      shrug. sure, if you want it, take it, it's yours.

      I realized a second after I hit submit that I missed a word. I should have written

      "live free or die? hell no! these chains could have resale value."

      ps- if you haven't read it since school,
      http://libertyonline.hypermall.com/henry-liberty.html

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  19. Anther case of Laws not keeping up with Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start a petition and maybe initiate some good, clear citizen-initiated legislation to help the Law to keep up.

    Simple & sweet. Of course, it'll take some time & $$$.

    Is there any recourse to a State Ombudsman?

    or an environmental agency, to block or, better, undo the nonsense, just exposed?

    All this needs is some Practical Wisdom, on the part of the misdirected officials
    (or, better, sackings of the same, eg, by wiser managers).

    PS Does anybody know of some green microplants that grow well on wood chips, without destroying it? It would have to absorb its life-supporting water from the air & keep it inside, to preclude loss by evaporation, etc. It would also have to attract its own nutrients (since its' not allow to destroy the wood chips. Or maybe it could drop roots & "mine" the soil below for what it needs.

    Is there a Genetic Engineer in the audience? Above are the spec's, we need it in 10 working days. ;-)

  20. How do you define Irony? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 5, Informative

    LA Offers upto a $2000 rebate for ripping up your lawn

    Seems that in June of '09, LA wanted to try to catch up with LasVegas who is paying people to rip up their lawns as well.

    the intent of the cash-for-grass program is to reduce the 50 to 90 inches of water routinely applied to turf every year. Drought-tolerant substitutes may require just 15 -- in keeping with L.A.'s average annual rainfall.

    For information on the L.A. Department of Water and Power program, call the regional water agency rebate hotline at ..... The recording will say funding for regionwide programs is exhausted, but keep listening. DWP customers can press 3 for more details on their rebate.

    Also, here's the link to the SoCal Turf Removal Program.

    1. Re:How do you define Irony? by Volante3192 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, but that's LA county. This is OC. An entirely different demographic. For one example, LA is solidly blue on a political demographic map. OC is bright red.

    2. Re:How do you define Irony? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

      SSSSHhhhhh. You'll ruin my chance at poking fun at people from LA.

      Proud Northern Cal Resident

      "Free Terry Childs!"

    3. Re:How do you define Irony? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I thought Red is supposed to be all about "get off my lawn!", and it's Blue that's "get off your lawn!"?

    4. Re:How do you define Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misheard. Blue is about getting off with friends. Red is about getting off with family.

    5. Re:How do you define Irony? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Good thing they don't have a bunch of do-gooding left wingers in OC telling people how to live!

    6. Re:How do you define Irony? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      On which planet is Orange County 'bright red'? My sister lives there and reports quite the opposite.

    7. Re:How do you define Irony? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      But what does the amount of Navi’i, Smurfs and strangulation victims... and the amount of people with high blood pressure, sunburn and helldemon genes have to do with this?

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    8. Re:How do you define Irony? by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I live there too and can report the GP is correct. If your sister lives here, she must be a college student or work at a university, because those are the only places you'll find large concentrations of "bluish" people in Orange County.

      Further, if she has mostly young friends, chances are none of them care *at all* about politics - young people around here are pretty vapid regarding "serious" stuff (which is not to imply anything about your sister - it sounds like she must not be native to Orange County). Therefore, she wouldn't be exposed to either side of the political spectrum. As stereotypical as this all sounds, this has really been my experience after living here for two years and interacting with a lot of young people (I TA at a university).

    9. Re:How do you define Irony? by Tromad · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're mistaken. Now Red and Blue both say "Get off our lawn."

    10. Re:How do you define Irony? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 3, Informative

      Orange County may not be as conservative as advertised, but the election results from 2008 still went largely Republican.

    11. Re:How do you define Irony? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You're mistaken. Now Red and Blue both say "Get off our lawn."

      Tromad wins.

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    12. Re:How do you define Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a NorCal resident myself, SoCal's water issues are not funny to me. Every time I go east, I'm forced to see the aqueduct siphoning off Mono lake's tributary streams. SoCal's unsustainable growth has all but destroyed one of NorCal's most beautiful wilderness areas.

      Their wasteful water policies might be funny if we didn't have to pay the price for their decision to setup shop in a desert. But as long as they are able to use our resources to meet their need, these stories just make me sad.

    13. Re:How do you define Irony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll also see some very blue spots on the OC map.
      CA-69th (Santa Ana, Anaheim, Garden Grove)
      CA-47th (Santa Ana, Anaheim, Garden Grove)
      CA-56th (Buena Park & cities in L.A.County)

      gewg_

  21. Revenue Streams by stimpleton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    FTFA: "Meanwhile, the couple said they had reduced their water usage from 299,221 gallons in 2007 to 58,348 gallons in 2009."

    Hmm, I wonder if this is to do with revenue from water supply.

    In my town, water metering is being implemented over time. As infrastructure is serviced, new metering tech in being roled out. At some point we will have to pay when the scheme is finalized.

    Coincidentily, the permit fees for watertanks has been put up, to the point it is like any of the "green" decisions: high capital outlay(factoring in the fees) to the the point one asks if financial return in 10 years is worth it.

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    1. Re:Revenue Streams by lul_wat · · Score: 0

      Herei n Auckland, New Zealand the city managed to reduce its water use (I think by 10%) which is quite massive. In turn the water company put up its prices because it was "Sell a lower volume of water" - net result we use less water and pay the same amount

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    2. Re:Revenue Streams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "follow the money" rulw in tis case leads to the water supply company. It is the one that receives a lot less money than before, and it is interested to force citizens to use more water and not less.
      The question is, why the city officials act in the interest of the water supply company?

    3. Re:Revenue Streams by blackchiney · · Score: 1

      The town I used to live in when water metering was put in place the justification was they needed a metric to know how much to charge for treatment. Acquiring the water was fairly cheap, it's the effluent that cost money. So if you used 100m^3 of water than that is what they charged you for. Previously, everyone used septic tanks. And the water was free. But environmental concerns eventually put them out of favor. Plus if you waste a lot of water it turned your property into swamp land. Some people did have basins to catch rainwater but, I think, the impact on revenue was miniscule so the city didn't care.

    4. Re:Revenue Streams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Permit fee for a water tank? What does that mean?

    5. Re:Revenue Streams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not but California does have a history. There was an effort one year to encourage Californians to reduce their water consumption...they did but more than was expected. Water utility prices rose after the reduction in consumption.

    6. Re:Revenue Streams by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I actually work for a water supply utility...

      Was that supposed to surprise me, or sound wrong, or something?

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    7. Re:Revenue Streams by lul_wat · · Score: 0

      or something

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  22. Seriously you guys... by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... you guys in the USA need a lawn czar to stop this kind of stupidity ;)

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    1. Re:Seriously you guys... by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      Exactly! We need a guy that can go around and enforce our lawn laws! That would force these no-good environmentalists to stop destroying our beloved property values!

  23. In Soviet Russia... by Torodung · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, this is exactly the sort of thing that happened.

    I suppose there's a joke about him "not getting off for his lawn," but we're all better off to souse our hopes for the Republic in some imported vodka.

    So sad.

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      This sort of thing couldn't happen in Soviet Russia for the very simple reason that one couldn't legally own one's home in Soviet Russia (nor any other real estate - it was all owned by the state).

  24. Fire hazard by symbolset · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wood chips are combustible. They live in a desert. That's a fire hazard. Better to pave it over and paint it green.

    Speaking of which... they live in a desert. The only reason they ever had water to put on their lawn is that they import it via aqueducts over 200 miles, transforming the source from a formerly verdant valley into an arid desert.

    I'm not sure where the city/county is trying to go here. Normally they pretend to try and be a little eco-friendly in granolaland.

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    1. Re:Fire hazard by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where the city/county is trying to go here. Normally they pretend to try and be a little eco-friendly in granolaland.

      FWIW, San Francisco is the granola-land. Los Angeles is the land of false appearances, so forcing people to keep their grass green fits right in.

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    2. Re:Fire hazard by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Yes, they live in the desert, so what would happen to the local ecosystem if everyone did this? No grass within 200 miles, just dry woodchips and dirt. Can't imagine that would be a pleasant enviroment.

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    3. Re:Fire hazard by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

      I propose astroturf then. Though that's still in violation (it's not living). But plastic grass is in the true spirit of LA right? :)

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    4. Re:Fire hazard by elvesrus · · Score: 1

      Slight problem with your argument. The ocean is maybe 10 miles away, and the desert is a bit more inland.

    5. Re:Fire hazard by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Dear god someone mod this man funny (or insightful or both)

    6. Re:Fire hazard by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where the city/county is trying to go here. Normally they pretend to try and be a little eco-friendly in granolaland.

      The city isn't trying to make them be non eco-friendly, the city is trying to make them comply with the code - and it doesn't look like the Ha's even tried. The ordinance calls for 40%, and guesstimating from the photograph they planted maybe 2% and hoped the cheap ass fence would make the city overlook the missing 38%.

    7. Re:Fire hazard by symbolset · · Score: 1

      There are quite often deserts that verge on the sea, and this is one. It's green because of imported water, not because of precipitation. OK - it's just barely not a desert - the dictionary definition of desert is 10" of annual rainfall and they get 12". I grew up there and I can tell you how much water falls from the sky matters little - the rainfall is toxic. There's no green space to speak of for it to fall on so the storm drains carry it out to sea. If there were groundwater you would not want to drink it, trust me. There's not a non-irrigated plant within 50 miles of there, and that irrigation water comes from where I said it does - as does the toilet flushing, showering, dish washing and other water. It's a desert sustained by leaching the water from far away.

      /Not going back there. The natives are not friendly.

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    8. Re:Fire hazard by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which... they live in a desert. The only reason they ever had water to put on their lawn is that they import it via aqueducts over 200 miles, transforming the source from a formerly verdant valley into an arid desert.

      I've never understood why people would want to go and live somewhere that has no water. Throughout the history of human settlement, we've always looked for places that have a certain amount of natural shelter, and a good supply of water. In these places you've actually got such a scarcity of water that you have to measure how much you use and pay based on that! Why would you want to live like that?

    9. Re:Fire hazard by Sensiblemonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking of which... they live in a desert.

      Prior to European settlers moving in and stomping on everything, the Los Angeles basin was a savanna with oak/walnut woodlands and not a desert.

    10. Re:Fire hazard by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      FWIW, San Francisco is the granola-land. Los Angeles is the land of false appearances, so forcing people to keep their grass green fits right in.

      FWIW, they aren't being forced to keep their grass green - they're being forced to cover their yards with living plants, the ordinance stands utterly silent on the type and color.

    11. Re:Fire hazard by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      So what are you suggesting, poisonous indigo? Deadly nightshade? Crucifix thorns?? I like the way you think. They should do it.

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    12. Re:Fire hazard by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      No need to get exotic. Dandelion thrives in many places.

      I'm often tempted to buy a big 100 pound bag of clover seed to spread around certain neighborhoods. Except... have you ever checked the price of clover seed? And anyway, the nuts would just dump an extra 400 pounds of chemical fertilizer on the clover to kill it.

    13. Re:Fire hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then thistle

    14. Re:Fire hazard by symbolset · · Score: 1

      An in this vertant oasis the first three settlements were lost without a trace.

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    15. Re:Fire hazard by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Informative

      The idea is to plant drought resistant plants in the woodchips. They are definitely NOT a fire hazard, in fact they are just the opposite they prevent weeds and hold in moisture. Here in Australia the various authorities actually encourage the practice and levy hefty fines if you are caught watering your lawn from the mains when water restrictions are in force.

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    16. Re:Fire hazard by meerling · · Score: 1

      Go for bamboo, it's a grass, just really big and strong grass.
      If you're lucky, it might attract weekend Wuxia events.

      (If you don't know what Wuxia is, either check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuxia or any of those martial arts flicks with impossible action, one example would be Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Basically almost any Wire Fu movie would do. )

    17. Re:Fire hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful, you could end up with a Panda infestation.

    18. Re:Fire hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, not in the largest state by area (32% of Australia, it's the big one on the left).

      http://www.watercorporation.com.au/R/restrictions_map_perth.cfm

      I can water my garden/lawn on Tuesdays and Fridays with sprinklers, or anytime at all by hand (holding a hose). And I can wash my car whenever I feel like it (it's still covered in red dust from early January though as I don't feel it needs washing just yet). Some (one?) states, you see, have had intelligent water restrictions for many years and have enough water because of smart planning. And my native garden (highly drought resistant) is booming and blooming. Lawn? What's that? Oh, a space for my vegie garden, excellent.
      And my water usage is well under 50% of the average in my suburb, according to my water bills. My native plants are self mulching, now, too, another bonus!
      Drinking water? Yeah, a rainwater tank capturing just a small portion of the rain on my roof, it lasts all summer long. Biofiltered through the flora and fauna living in my gutters, very tasty, refreshing and free! And still more expensive than using mains water... plus it's organic! :)
      If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. Save water by not flushing your toilet each time you use it (though it helps if you're the only one using it). Just close the lid.

    19. Re:Fire hazard by njen · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that domestic water use is like less than 5% of commercial/industrial water use. For the Australian government to really make a difference, they need to start clamping down on businesses as well as domestic households.

    20. Re:Fire hazard by Mikkeles · · Score: 3, Funny

      '.... In these places you've actually got such a scarcity of water that you have to measure how much you use and pay based on that! Why would you want to live like that?'

      For the spice.

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    21. Re:Fire hazard by Courageous · · Score: 1

      One of the most pleasant climates in the world, that's why. Although I think San Diego, where I live, is a bit better of course. :-P

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    22. Re:Fire hazard by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Some (one?) states, you see, have had intelligent water restrictions for many years and have enough water because of smart planning."

      No I don't "see".

      Please tell me how anyone can plan for a 10yr drought that's said to be the worst in 600yrs.
      Please tell me which state was slow to introduce water restrictions.
      Please tell me why Tassie imports electricity from the mainland when it spent most of the 90's building dams to export hydro power.
      Melbourne is chock full of household water tanks, private bores, grey water systems, people who take a bucket into the shower to reuse on their plants, ect. The reason you can use your sprinklers is that WA has largely escaped the drought and Perth was the first Aussie city that was forced to build a massive desal plant to feed said sprinklers. You may not have noticed but evey other state capital is also in the process of building similar desal plants.
      If you are suggesting that Victoria should dam the Mitchell river then you have spent too much time reading Murdoch's rags. If you are suggesting the Murray-Darling basin that crosses 3 states has been mismanaged for decades then I agree. But that's an agricultural land use problem that has nothing to do with metropolitan water supplies.

      BTW: My parents have an acre of beautifull unwatered native garden in the Dandenong's and it's been that way since I was a teenager in the 70's helping dear old dad spread six inches of sawdust over the entire property. My brother has 5 acres of wholesale nursery in the Dandenongs with a 5 megaliter dam on it. My own backyard is full of sand and sparse weeds because it's 100meters from the beach, but since it's an investment and will have a couple of townhouses on it next year I would have to be an idiot to do any landacaping now.

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    23. Re:Fire hazard by asliarun · · Score: 1

      Yet, Aussies and Americans consume a great deal more water than people in other countries, developed or not.
      Source: http://www.data360.org/dsg.aspx?Data_Set_Group_Id=757

      Consider that an average Australian consumes 3 times as much water as an average Brit! This is actually quite puzzling considering that many Australian municipalities are actually quite strict about water wastage. From what I hear, the waste water is metered in every house as well.

      The only thing I can think of is that Aussies and Americans love their lawns and their swimming pools, and they both seem to be have horrible ecological footprints.

    24. Re:Fire hazard by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      I've wondered about killing off my lawn and planting clover before. I grew up out in the country where the "lawn" consisted of, "Somebody planted grass a couple of decades ago and we just mow whatever grows." I noticed that, even in the heat of Kansas summers, the clover was always nice and green. Much softer to walk on in bare feet, too, and doesn't get high enough to need mowing.

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    25. Re:Fire hazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orange County is not LA, it's not, it's not, it's NOT

    26. Re:Fire hazard by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      It's hot, and dry. That's not pleasant.

      Right now the temperature where they live is about 18C. How the hell can you live with that being the coldest it gets, and no rainfall?

    27. Re:Fire hazard by Courageous · · Score: 1

      It's actually **NOT** hot. Rather the climate has one of the smallest standard deviations from 70 degrees or so of any climate in the world. The hottest days of Summer, usually end of August and early September might go into the mid 100's, but the humidity is generally quite low. You should pay attention to that, because the heat indexes of most every other major metropolitan area in the country are far worse than San Diego in Summer. And those are on the rare "hot" weeks. There just aren't so many of those.

      As for the cold, it hasn't snowed in San Diego in 40 years. And no, you're not paying with that via it being "hotter". It's the fact that the temperature gravitates towards a pleasant MIDDLE TEMPERATURE, with relatively low humidity, that makes it so worthwhile.

      It's true that precipitation is quite low, yes. While this may or may not turn out to be a water supply problem eventually, in the present what it means is lots of days for rollerblading, mountain biking, surfing, and other fun out door activities.

      There is an airport nearby me, off of Aero Drive. This airport is a training airport famous as an international destiation. Why? Because they have some of the most fly days of any airport in the world, and that matters a lot!

      Basically, the weather is always "good" here.

      Gettin' it yet? :-)

      C//

    28. Re:Fire hazard by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      As for the cold, it hasn't snowed in San Diego in 40 years

      I like snow, far more than I like extremely hot weather.

      At the moment it's shaping up to be a nice sunny day, flat calm and dry. If it's like yesterday it'll hit 6-7C around noon, so I'll have my lunch on the roof deck, and maybe get my t-shirt off and catch some rays.

    29. Re:Fire hazard by Courageous · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to say, in comparing where you are, "I like snow, far more than I like extremely moderate weather". "Hot" is not the right word to use for Southern California.

      I hear what you are saying, though. There are people that want specific things, different than moderate. I had a friend who moved away from here because he "liked the cold". There are certainly places that are colder on average than Southern California. Lots of folks who like that and also like outdoor activities pick Colorado.

      C//

    30. Re:Fire hazard by hitmark · · Score: 1

      cant comment on australia, but i got the impression that USA people shower a lot.

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    31. Re:Fire hazard by hitmark · · Score: 1

      i think the whole thing got started thanks to gold fever. And by the time that was over, to many had their life invested in the place...

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  25. Poor Journalism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFAs mention 1.5 years of legal wrangling. Presumably there is a process for getting your delinquent lawn back to 'standard', but the articles gloss over this. They mention a 40% requirement for grass cover, but also mention a 'site plan' indicating that alternatives may also be acceptable. I think the journalists involved should have included more of this process in the piece.

    I think the city should first come up with recommendations, then possibly begin enforcement. This couple has obviously been making progress, so I can only assume that the complaining neighbor has some swing in city hall.

    The Has' response was going to the news media to get some push-back onto the city.

    It is all a bit ridiculous though.

  26. I have to say by urusan · · Score: 1

    Their lawn actually looks pretty good in that photo. It's got to be pretty low maintenance, and it saves them water money too. All of these things are desirable attributes.

    I'm not an environmentalist myself, but it seems to me that their lawn is a very good fit for their local environment. It is well designed and integrated.

    I wonder why the city is freaking out so badly. Do they consider it a fire hazard? Did the couple piss off somebody at city hall? Is the city administration just very strict about implementing its regulations?

  27. NOT quite like building a large tower on your land by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a Radio Amateur, I continue to marvel at the range of awful looking things that one IS permitted to mount on one's roof or erect in one's back garden.

    (I always thought that the fed's at the FCC had jurisdiction, at least in the case of a Radio Ham's tower issue. T or F...? Anyone know for sure?)

    Anyway, the obvious difference between erecting a large tower & not buying water (which - when I come to think of this thread's details - may be the "real" reason that
    the couple are being taken to task, despite their decision to do a Right Thing here) is:

    A tower could fall over.

    In the tower case, one could conceivably go round to all neighbors within a reasonable (eg, falling) radius of the intended tower base & get everybody to sign a "I think it's just great & wouldn't complain; I've checked with this guy's engineer (who has also inspected the work, which was done by licensed builders), all is in order, & - therefore - I support this guy's tower plans. Yada... yada..." ...and - before the tower-rise - get pre-construction approval for the project.

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    One could possibly have a similar thing here; eg, go to officials, lay out the situation (cost of water, need to redirect that $$$ to college fund for baby, etc.) & request an exemption.

    THEN the story might have been:

    "Officials force parents of newborn to spend money needed for baby's upbringing to buy water for their front lawn."

    Now, THAT would have outraged your neighbors to come & support you.

    At this stage, some of those will say, "Well, the law is the law." And, then, they'll go watch TV... :-/

  28. There is Orange and there is Orange County by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Has live in both:

    [Excerpt]

    "Quan and Angelina Ha are good eggs, they understand Southern California is in the clutches of a nasty drought and they want to leave the planet a better place for their newborn. But the couple is going to Orange County Superior Court today to fight a lawsuit Orange, the city they reside in, has filed against them. Their heinous crime: ripping out their water-sucking front lawn."

  29. Contempt of Citizen by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, any court that enforces that city bylaw in this case deserves our contempt as the court will be in Contempt of Citizen. Ha should sue the city for wasting water and attempting to enforce a pernicious law.

    1. Re:Contempt of Citizen by ancient_kings · · Score: 1

      And if they win the lawsuit (which they should), the city will have to pay them damages, which means higher taxes. NOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Arrest the cops, judges, prosecutors and ordinance officers for trying to enforce an extremely stupid law. There should be a federal law for this type of dumb shit. Sorry, I don't want to hear, "Oh, but I was taking orders so I have to enforce this stupid law.". Sorry, but enforce this, and you should go directly to jail. I can bet my life that such stupid stories like this will NEVER HAPPEN. Civil lawsuits only harm the community. Lock the enforcers (judges, cops, city ordinance dumb-fucks) up in jail for a few years and see that my way will work...

    2. Re:Contempt of Citizen by mikerubin · · Score: 1

      Why does the city/county have to pay damages if the citizen wins?
      In a case like this all the citizen needs to ask for/accept is that the city back down and/or change the law allowing such landscaping (or making it not illegal). Maybe they could accept attorney's fees from the county and leave it at that.

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    3. Re:Contempt of Citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously didn't get the "where there's blame, there's a claim" memo...

  30. property value of a lawn by r00t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But as a homeowner, it's what keeps the property value going.

    Sure about that?

    Lots of fancy places have forest. You can't even see the house from the street. You could hide almost anything: a large boat, a helicopter, a moat, a guard house, a private lake, a tour bus...

    Lawn is for shitty places where developers crap out houses onto postage stamp sized lots. You get psychotic homeowner associations and chipboard walls. Lawn says "mass production" like nothing else.

    Forest looks damn lovely.

    1. Re:property value of a lawn by dasunt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lawn is for shitty places where developers crap out houses onto postage stamp sized lots.

      There's nothing wrong with a small lot. For the majority of homeowners, having a yard that's large enough for a patio, a BBQ and a small garden is probably more than enough to meet their average needs.

      If you want to question lawns, question the people who think they need two acres of weed-free lawn that they are unlikely to step on outside of mowing it.

    2. Re:property value of a lawn by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Mass-produced living is the whole point of these places, they are for people whose entire goal is to be just like everyone else. They treat the house itself like a Toyota Camry, to be bought, used for a few years, and then sold before it gets dogeared and loses its resale value.

      The hilarious part is that these kinds of people are so fixed on their property value, but then the housing crisis comes along and a couple foreclosures makes their entire subdivision worthless. You would think people concerned with "value" would buy something other than an infinitely replaceable unit.

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    3. Re:property value of a lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's why the law says "40% living landscaping" instead of 40% lawn?

    4. Re:property value of a lawn by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Forest looks damn lovely.

      Yea, but you gotta thin it out every 30 or 40 years. Who wants THAT kind of obligation hanging over you head? :o

    5. Re:property value of a lawn by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      Lawns have a place, but shouldn't define a yard.

      I live near Boston & I don't water my lawn.
      I've dug up some to put in a garden which I do drip irrigate.

      Some people in town have fruit trees and garden all over the yard. No room for grass.
      Makes it harder to play catch of course, but still looks nice...

    6. Re:property value of a lawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawn is for shitty places where developers crap out houses onto postage stamp sized lots. You get psychotic homeowner associations and chipboard walls. Lawn says "mass production" like nothing else.

      The fuck is wrong with you?

    7. Re:property value of a lawn by rotor · · Score: 1

      I love my (almost) two acre (almost) weed-free lawn. But then again, my kids are all over that thing in the summer.

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    8. Re:property value of a lawn by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem is that when you have a postage-stamp-sized lot, you really NEED those restrictions, or else you do have all kinds of problems with people not maintaining their houses, painting them insane colors, leaving non-running cars lying around, etc., and making the whole neighborhood look like a ghetto. It only takes a few people to do things like this and suddenly no one with money wants to live there, and the house values plummet. Who would want to pay $250k, for instance, to live in a nice subdivision next to someone with an electric blue house with 12 dead cars parked in the yard?

      Having a house in the woods sounds great, and I hope to reach that point one day in the future, but not everyone can afford that. That much land costs a lot of money, proportionate to how close you are to desirable areas in a city. Land values in a moderately dense city are very high, so if you want a house that costs $150k or less, you really have no choice but a postage-stamp-size lot. It's not the developers' fault, that's just what land costs because of the free market. Also, the more land around a house for a given city population, the more sprawl, the longer your commute, etc. You simply can't pack 2 million people into a city with a 5-acre lot around each home.

      Of course, you could move out to the country to have 40 acres and a house in the woods, but even those places aren't that cheap, and this also means you have a really bad commute, or you're retired or work from home. I'm sure that a significant portion of the population would prefer to live in a small town or rural setting, but most choose to live in a city instead because that gives them access to high-paying jobs which simply don't exist in small towns and rural areas. If I lived in a rural area, I'd probably have to work at a gas station or something, and then I still wouldn't be able to afford a decent house in the woods on that salary; I'd be stuck living in a shitty trailer in a trailer park with neighbors hopped up on meth.

    9. Re:property value of a lawn by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the huge lawn thing either, but having a lot of land doesn't mean you need to have a lawn on it. There's these cool things called "trees" that look much nicer, require far less maintenance, and also provide a nice buffer between you and your neighbors.

    10. Re:property value of a lawn by Macrat · · Score: 1

      If you want to question lawns, question the people who think they need two acres of weed-free lawn that they are unlikely to step on outside of mowing it.

      In LA, they hire an illegal from Mexico to mow it.

    11. Re:property value of a lawn by r00t · · Score: 1

      Kids tend to love forest even more, especially if you get a pond.

    12. Re:property value of a lawn by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      if you get a pond.

      Mosquitoes do too.

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  31. lawns and SoCal by OnePumpChump · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lawns are an abomination (at least if you don't have enough rainfall to support one), and Southern California is a hellhole.

  32. Lichens by jdigriz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would lichens count as live plants for the purpose of the ordinance? They take very little water and never need mowing.

  33. What's truly illegal is common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should be given tax breaks for removing their lawns while people with lawns should be charged extra to pay for the tax breaks. Once the system balances out cancel the tax breaks and ban new lawns from being added. Need more people to remove lawns? Raise residential water prices. People that want to live in the desert shouldn't be allowed to have lawns. Also new houses should never be allowed to have lawns in desert areas. Why should everyone face rationing because of lawns??? Want to hear the worst offenders? Golf Courses. They use a massive percentage of the available water and in some areas use more than home owners. You'll never ban golf courses though, too many of the rich and powerful play. You'll see people going without showers before they ban golf courses.

  34. covering 40% by OnePumpChump · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are low-lying, wide-spreading shrubs that do not require watering in even drier climates than theirs that could easily be arranged to cover 40% of that yard. They can stick with their approach and still give the finger to their city of assholes. My dad's front yard has some...not sure what they're called but the cats love them (probably because the lizards love them).

  35. These People by hduff · · Score: 1

    are obviously a threat to our security and the sanctity of the community. The government is doing the right thing here. (NOTE: stupid people with mod points-- this is sarcasm).

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  36. Also America isn't a Democracy by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is a Constitutional Federal Republic. The difference is important. For many reasons, it was designed so it is not a simple case of majority rule, where people just vote on everything and whatever gets the most votes goes. While there are strong Democratic traditions, it was designed specifically so that there isn't a tyranny of the majority (at least hopefully not). The idea being that just because you have one more vote, doesn't mean you get to impose your will on everyone else regardless.

    This applies to all sorts of things. A good extremely specific example is the Constitution itself. It cannot be amended by a majority vote of congress, nor of a majority vote by the citizens. It has to be a 66% vote in congress and then ratified by 75% of the states. There are extremely specific provisions preventing a simple majority vote of any kind from changing it, the higher requirements are spelled out.

    Now more generally the Constitution (and other laws) protect various rights from mob rule. Property rights would be one of those. 51% of your neighbors can't simply vote that your house should be bulldozed and turned in to a park. Even 100% of your neighbors can't vote to make that happen. Your rights to your property supersede what the majority happens to want.

    That doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want. Various HOA rules are completely legal and enforceable, and this might be one of them, but it might now.

    As a practical matter if this goes to court it could well be struck down since the city may not have a right to force water usage. One argument is that potable water is a somewhat scarce resource and cities themselves don't control it (water rights are at a higher level). Thus a court could find that the city has no right to tell people they must use extra water, as that can cause harm to surrounding cities.

    1. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also America isn't a Democracy. It is a Constitutional Federal Republic.

      It's still a democracy. Any country where people have a say in how it's run - whether directly, or via representatives - is called a democracy; check any English dictionary. "Republic" just means that there's no hereditary monarch, really.

      This word had the narrow meaning that you ascribe to it 1) only in US; 2) a long time ago.

      While there are strong Democratic traditions, it was designed specifically so that there isn't a tyranny of the majority (at least hopefully not).

      For the fun of it, I had once calculated just how many people would it take to pass a constitutional amendment in US (= can do anything, supercedes any law, no limits whatsoever), going by the existing rules. All you really need is the majority in 3/4 of all states (first to raise the issue, and then to get it passed in the parliament). Given that state population is very unequal, if small states gang up, it's actually possible to amend the constitution with only slightly less than 1/3 of all people in the country actually backing it - and it would be legally binding on the other 2/3.

      I guess that makes it "tyranny of the minority"? ~

    2. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      The distinction between a direct Democracy and a Republic is an important one, and you'll find it is still used. If you check the World Factbook you'll notice it is listed as a Republic.

      Nobody is denying there's a strong Democratic tradition in the US, but that it is not a direct Democracy is an important distinction. There are all sorts of consequences of this. One would be the whole Electoral College thing. You don't vote for the president, you vote for electors that vote for the president. As we've seen, this means that a president can win the popular vote but lose the election. You also find out it means that a situation can arise where no candidate wins, and the house and senate then elect the president and vice president.

      As for amending the Constitution, technically a very small number of people could do it. Congress could pass an amendment by a 66% vote. Then 75% of the state legislatures could vote to ratify it by a 51% margin. Remember that the states ratify the amendments, not the people of the state. A state's ratification can come from ratifying convention in a state, but normally it is simply a vote in the legislature.

      So technically a couple thousand people could probably amend the Constitution. However you know as well as I do it doesn't work that way in reality. In reality, it takes a large amount of support to amend the Constitution. The system is well designed that way.

    3. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by nickdwaters · · Score: 1

      Thats a very intelligent argument. Perhaps you can share it with the afflicted people.

    4. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a Constitutional Federal Republic.

      Then maybe your god damned government politicians should stop calling it a democracy.

      (/rage) :)

    5. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      51% of your neighbors can't simply vote that your house should be bulldozed and turned in to a park. Even 100% of your neighbors can't vote to make that happen. Your rights to your property supersede what the majority happens to want.

      I wish that were the case. In North America, the legal term is eminent domain. Other jurisdictions descended from English common law have similar concepts.

      The government can take your property whenever it is in the public interest. In the United States, the Supreme Court has ruled that in the case of expropriation by the local government, the "public interest" is whatever the local government says it is.

      Most municipal | city | county | (whatever) governments are voted into power with far less that 51% of the votes of eligible voters. Once in power, the municipal council can bulldoze your house and turn it into a park.

    6. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Switzerland has a large element of a direct democracy.
      It's still a republic, however, because the head of state is not a king\queen.

      There is no 'distinction' between a direct democracy and a republic. The sentence doesn't make sense - one describes the mode of government, the other the nature of the head of state. It's like saying that a force acting on an object along the X-axis means that the object can't have a co-ordinate on the Y-axis.

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    7. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The distinction between a direct Democracy and a Republic is an important one, and you'll find it is still used.

      It's used, but the correct terms are different - it's "direct democracy" and "representative democracy", respectively.

      If you check the World Factbook you'll notice it is listed as a Republic.

      Well then, CIA World Factbook is confused. Republic is a form of government; democracy is a political system. They're orthogonal. You can have a republic without democracy, and you can have a democracy without republic.

      Actually, if you want to see how badly it's messed up, open an entry on Russia. It just says "form of government: federation". WTF? "Federation" just means it's a congregation of smaller, relatively autonomous entities - it's doesn't say anything about form of government! Or Switzerland - "formally a confederation but similar in structure to a federal republic". And yet Canada is "parliamentary democracy". And Saudi Arabia is a "monarchy". So Canada is not a monarchy? Go figure.

      So technically a couple thousand people could probably amend the Constitution. However you know as well as I do it doesn't work that way in reality. In reality, it takes a large amount of support to amend the Constitution. The system is well designed that way.

      I think you misunderstood me. I'm not talking about some kind of coup when elected representatives gang up. I was assuming that representatives vote the way people who elected them do.

    8. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hear this nonsense a lot, usually from Americans who have no idea of the basic roots of their political system or the variety of democractic systems around the world or in history. America IS a Democracy. There are many forms a democracy can take, from the Ancient Greeks (only certain classes of men got the vote) to the British parliamentary system (a monarchy!), Indian democracy to yes, US representative democracy. All these systems are different yet all are recognisably democracies.

    9. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by meerling · · Score: 1

      That's not going to happen, most of them are too stupid to understand basic things like that which were taught in high school gov class.
      (Or whatever they call it today.)
      They don't understand grade school science either...

    10. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Canada is a constitutional monarchy, which means that the Queen has very little real powers to do anything. The only time she would step in is if the elected representatives were unable to form a government.

    11. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if any percentage of the government wants to bulldoze your property, you're hosed.

    12. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a Constitutional Federal Republic. The difference is important. For many reasons, it was designed so it is not a simple case of majority rule, where people just vote on everything and whatever gets the most votes goes. While there are strong Democratic traditions, it was designed specifically so that there isn't a tyranny of the majority (at least hopefully not). The idea being that just because you have one more vote, doesn't mean you get to impose your will on everyone else regardless.

      And yet the States work that way when it comes to constitutional amendments. (eg, Prop 8 in California)

    13. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada is a parliamentary democracy because the head of state, in our case Her Majesty Elizabeth II, Queen of Canada, has no real power. The same goes for her representative, the Governor-General. All power is wielded by the elected Parliament and the Prime Minister. In contrast, Saudi Arabia is a legitimate Monarchy with King Abdullah holding supreme power, limited only by Islamic custom and the Qu'ran.

      Agreed though that the CIA Factbook is full of holes.

    14. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The United States Senate is a Joke and the Constitution is no more than Toilet Paper.

    15. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing that Canada is not a parliamentary democracy. Of course it is! But so is USA, and Switzerland, and even Russia - and yet the entities are inconsistent, with only Canada (and other constitutional monarchies) being described as "parliamentary democracies" in the factbook. For all non-monarchies, it seem to use "republic" (without specifying whether it's a democratic one or not), sometimes adding "federal" or "constitutional" seemingly at random.

    16. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No No fu*king NO

      "republic" means the power resides in the people, not the government.

      If you're going to make pronouncements, go read a book first. You read the first definition and ignored the second which speaks to "governments...deriving their power from the consent of the governed" as Mr. Jefferson put it so nicely.

      from m-w.com re "republic":

      1 B) a government in which supreme power resides in a body of citizens entitled to vote and is exercised by elected officers and representatives responsible to them and governing according to law.

    17. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The first definition is by far the most widely used one worldwide. Jefferson's definition is antiquated.

      And, of course, this doesn't change the fact that such a republic is still a democracy. Jeffersonian definition of "democracy" as strictly direct democracy with no checks against tyranny of the majority is even more antiquated. Short of some US Republicans and Libertarians, I don't know of anyone who actually uses it in that sense.

    18. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...your neighbors can't simply vote that your house should be bulldozed and turned in to a park. Even 100% of your neighbors can't vote to make that happen. Your rights to your property supersede what the majority happens to want.

      You may not be familiar with a number of cases using eminent domain to do exactly that. It has also been used to sell land to private developers.

    19. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You would need 2/3 of the House of Representative. The place where the big states are in charge.

    20. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Not really - you forgot that constitutional amendments can also be proposed by a convention of 2/3 of all States (or, to be more specific, their legislatures). To quote Wikipedia:

      "Before an amendment can take effect, it must be proposed to the states by a two-thirds vote of both houses of Congress or by a convention called by two-thirds of the states, and ratified by three-fourths of the states or by three-fourths of conventions thereof, the method of ratification being determined by Congress at the time of proposal."

      So the only way Congress would be involved at all is when choosing the ratification method, which does not affect the outcome.

    21. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by pubwvj · · Score: 0

      "It is a Constitutional Federal Republic. The difference is important."

      This is an irrelevant argument. Stop bothering to trot it out. Focus on the real issues. Learn not to pick nits.

    22. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither of you are right. We are a constitutionally limited democratic republic.

    23. Re:Also America isn't a Democracy by hitmark · · Score: 1

      more correctly, the queens appointed representative in canada steps in, right?

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  37. Foolish, shallow, and irresponsible decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next time there's a water shortage, that community should bear the overwhelming brunt of it. Heavy-handed, forced waste in the face of scarcity? They deserve to face the consequences of their actions.

  38. exhausted their options? by advocate_one · · Score: 0, Redundant
    get a facebook campaign going... get it on boingboing... far more visible... get their local news channel in on the case... after all... who reads the newspapers these days... ;)

    make the county officials look so stupid applying a code that is crying out to be repealed...

    one can only surmise that they've upset a neighbour who's then gone through the code book with a fine toothed comb to find a way to get back at them.

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  39. You're not ... happy?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nu? So, what ever happened to the right to the pursuit of Happiness?!?

    PS An increasing number of world gov'ts seem to be exploring changes to their laws & systems, ie, by way of encouraging their citizens & residents (read: The Customers, as in "are always right") to be Happy.

  40. grass-free and eco-friendly landscaping scheme by tokul · · Score: 1

    only if eco is short form for economy. The fact that they destroyed all grass on their land is not ecologically friendly. By not maintaining grass they are only worsening region's drough issues.

    1. Re:grass-free and eco-friendly landscaping scheme by amorsen · · Score: 3, Informative

      By not maintaining grass they are only worsening region's drough issues.

      Importing water and evaporating it (which is what a lawn does) is an ineffective strategy in desert regions. The slightly more humid air will be blown away.

      Besides the ocean is right next door in this case. Air humidity measured in g/m3 must be quite high, even though the relative humidity is low.

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  41. Lone voice of reason... by galvanash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This will probably be interpreted as a flame, but it isn't meant to be one. The _reason_ these kinds of city ordinances exist is because people wanted them - and they wanted them because they help protect property values.

    No matter how noble or righteous you might think ripping up your lawn and replacing it with wood chips is, it is still violating the ordinance.

    If I lived next door I frankly wouldn't give a crap how Eco-friendly the sea of wood chips next door was - if it looked like crap and it was next to my house I would be pissed off. I'm all for creative ways to help the environment and save money - but not if it means violating ordinances that exist for very good reason.

    Doing things like this is frankly makes you look like a child acting out... "The environment is more important than these stupid rules and there are just too many people that don't care about the environment so I will defy them in a effort to get the rules changed. So there!"

    Yes, in the grand scheme of things the environment is more important. So what does that have to do exactly with this particular ordinance? Nothing, zip. The point is if you actually wanted to change the ordinance the way to go about it is to convince your neighbors its a good idea and go to the city council. Its done ALL THE TIME all over the country. Good luck with that in this particular case - people LIKE grass.

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    1. Re:Lone voice of reason... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      f I lived next door I frankly wouldn't give a crap how Eco-friendly the sea of wood chips next door was - if it looked like crap and it was next to my house I would be pissed off. I'm all for creative ways to help the environment and save money - but not if it means violating ordinances that exist for very good reason.

      It's none of your goddamn business what goes on in your neighbors property. None. Laws made to that effect are either communist (enforcing a community good over personal freedom) or they are authoritarian (I'm gonna tell you how to live, and you better like it).

      My beef with this is that ordinances like this aren't exactly put to a public vote - they're voted on by a bunch of blow-hards who see themselves as the second coming of Martha Stewart or Napoleon Bonaparte. Furthermore, they're generally supported by blow-hards who argue for free markets, freedom and personal liberty in every other circumstance that doesn't cost them money. These things are short-sighted and just plain wrong on so many levels that I'm amazed people who think that way managed to find their way to the meeting where the vote was held.

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    2. Re:Lone voice of reason... by SheeEttin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sooo... Basically, you value your personal property over the environment of the entire planet? How unselfish of you.

    3. Re:Lone voice of reason... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      There are reasonable arguments in favor of both your position and the GP's position. I tend to be more on your side of the fence - that what I do with my yard and my house is not really any of anyone else's business, so long as I'm not breaking a "real" law such running a drug business out of my house (I'm defining "real" here as doing actual felonies, and making a wood-chip front yard a felony wouldn't cut it in my book).

      However, the reasonable counter-argument is that what I do is my own business until it harms my neighbors' interests. For example, if I have loud parties all the the time and have 3 or 4 derelict vehicles up on blocks in my front yard and that makes it difficult for my neighbors to rent out or sell their homes, thus lowering the prices at which they might do so, then it becomes their business. Stated another way, my freedoms end where theirs begin.

      That doesn't mean I'm in favor of CC&Rs - those are way beyond the pale and I would not buy a house that had them - but there's a line there somewhere. Do I think the Ha family has crossed that line? No, probably not. OTOH, I looked at the picture of their yard in TFA and I must say that it looks like crap. My brother who lives in SoCal (not in Orange, fortunately, or the city would be after him, too) also has a low water usage yard. He has no lawn at all. His front yard is filled with decorative gravel with larger stones placed throughout it. Some of them form a dry creekbed. All the plants are native and drought-tolerant. In the back, the yard is partly a sculpted concrete deck with a redwood gazebo, and partly the decomposed granite (looks like big, course sand) that is natural to that area. In the back, too, native drought-tolerant plants are planted throughout, plus a few small fruit trees and herbs in tubs. It all looks like it was done by a professional landscaper, but he designed and built all of the landscaping in his spare time. Only the concrete and gazebo were hired out (the concrete to his design; the gazebo designed and built by a master carpenter).

      I know I'd *much* rather live next to my brother's house than to the Has' house. I suspect that a lot of their problem with the City of Orange comes more from how ugly their yard looks (and that fence is fugly, too) than the fact that they went for a low water-usage solution, especially in these days when everyone in California is being told to conserve water, especially water used on landscaping. If they'd done a nice, professional looking job, maybe created an actual landscape instead of just dumping a bunch of wood chips, I think chances are pretty good they wouldn't be having this problem.

      OTOH, it's always possible that the local government is just a bunch of mindless bureaucrats; governments tend to attract that type. However, it remains very likely that the only reason the city government even knows about their yard is because one or more of their neighbors ratted them out. If you build an attractive low-water landscape that makes people look and say "Wow, that's cool!" no one is going to turn you in. If you build one that looks like theirs, someone probably will. Whether it actually hurts their property values or not could be difficult to ascertain, but I'll tell you one thing: I used to live next to the crappiest looking house on my block, and when they sold it and the new owners cleaned up the landscaping, painted the house, and put in new windows, I was a happy camper. I'm sure that if I had had to sell my own house at that time, it would have made it harder to sell, being next door to that eyesore. The fact that my own house was one of the best on the block probably helped the eyesore to sell (that and it's really low price).

    4. Re:Lone voice of reason... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with your idea that no one should be free enough on their property to endanger their neighbors (running a crack house is endangering your neighbors because of all the attendant crime that comes with it). The loud parties at night are also a nuisance for a reason: everyone needs sleep, and it ain't right to force others to stay awake with you.

      However, where I have absolutely no patience is when some people try to impose their definition of an eyesore on people who bought their house fair and square. There is no accounting for taste, and what is pretty today could very well be fugly tomorrow. I personally like the fence. Does that mean I get to have final say that everyone should have a fence like it?

      Or, to put it another way: how comfortable are you with such ordinances when people start to mandate what you consider eyesores? Remember that next time you're pondering such a law: it can be turned against you in a heartbeat, through nothing but the personal whim and preference of someone who thinks themselves your better. Do you really want that?

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    5. Re:Lone voice of reason... by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      But what if the Has did it nicely? It's easy to have a nicely landscaped yard with wood chips, desert plants, etc. That's the problem with an ordinance that just says "40%+ grass". Your issue isn't with the wood chips, it's with the aesthetic quality of the neighbour's yard and its effect on your property value. If they violate the ordinance without lowering your property value, then the ordinance is an ass.

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    6. Re:Lone voice of reason... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Laws made to that effect are either communist (enforcing a community good over personal freedom)

      That's not what communism is about! If it was communist, the government would insist that everybody has lawns and maintain them itself.

      or they are authoritarian (I'm gonna tell you how to live, and you better like it).

      That's how an absolute democracy works.

      If these were put to a public vote, do you think the public would vote against it? Most of these people want nice lawns, and want their neighbours to have nice lawns. It keeps their property values up.

    7. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Your.Master · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't?

      Be honest. Almost everybody does. Even environmentalists.

    8. Re:Lone voice of reason... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The ordinance says "40% living plants", not "40% grass". They're being taken to court not only because they didn't "do it nicely" (even though they didn't), but because they didn't even try to comply.

    9. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I lived next door I frankly wouldn't give a crap how Eco-friendly the sea of wood chips next door was - if it looked like crap and it was next to my house I would be pissed off.

      That's a matter of opinion. Around here there are a few nice wood-chip yards. Then again, we are more of a shrub-society in general. Lawns aren't very popular around here; too boring.

    10. Re:Lone voice of reason... by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I've seen plenty of people who are an eyesore to look at. Its none of my business - good 'genes', income (to buy clothes) and personal taste all play a role in how one looks. If people are so uptight about the way their property looks, shouldn't the people of OC not regulate the appearance of the population to be more uniform? Afterall, it would be for the good of the greater community, blah, blah, blah.

      I think its quite ridiculous. Ditto mowing the lawn. Some people prefer to keep the grass abnormally short and mow the lawn once or twice a week where I've live. The gas movers spew all kinds of crap in the air that you can smell the fumes many houses away. I think at the expense of having neighbors not like me because I have taller grass on my lawn, I can literally breath easier.

    11. Re:Lone voice of reason... by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Of course it's your business. You are living right next to your neighbour. Now there is plenty of scope for debate in how far someone is free to do what they like, as opposed to how they are constrained by society, but it's not a sensible viewpoint to simply say that it is *none* of your business.

      In this case I would argue it is the specific restrictions that are the problem, not the inherent concept. It would seem that in the US people seem to have a lot of problem with this concept - improving government rather than ditching it. And I would argue that the reason for so much bad governance in the US is specifically because so many are focussed on doing away with it rather than improving it.

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    12. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're too kind. That fucking dumbfuck has an extended idea of property that flows to the neighbors' and their neighbors' yards. Never mind anyone elses property or liberties or any other hippie bullshit. He probably even has a paper that proves he's right so nothing else needs to be considered.

      I don't know what's it with America, but in other countries this kind of gigantic asshattery usually doesn't pay off.

    13. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The entire planet is not his property...

    14. Re:Lone voice of reason... by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No matter how noble or righteous you might think ripping up your lawn and replacing it with wood chips is, it is still violating the ordinance.

      Let me introduce you to the concept of "Limited Government". There are hundreds of thousands of Federal laws - not just statutes, but via treaties, bureaucracies creating their own laws, what have you. You are in violation of at least several right now, I guarantee it. Everyone is. Just because it's on the books doesn't mean it itself is legal or can be enforced.

      A city's government doesn't own your property. They should have very limited rights to tell you what to do with it, especially if it costs money, and one consideration is safety. Beyond that, I look down at most laws. Especially "property" value. What is property worth when you can't do anything with it anymore except conforming to everyone else?

    15. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad to help clarify. You clearly don't understand how a city is built or planned. When your subdivision was built, the contractor agreed to build the subdivision in accordance with the current statues approved by the voters of the town, originating from the first article of their incorporation. All changes or alterations are done in open town meetings where you can disagree and protest. When the house was sold to you (or somewhere down the line, where you became the owner) you agreed to comply with the rules passed from the previous owner(s). Thereby you are obligated to meet the conditions of the original agreement. If you didn't agree with these, you are welcome to purchase a house in an unincorporated area (these rarely exist in LA anymore) or in the countryside outside of a town. Its similiar to buying a house and it having liens against it. You now own the house, and the associated liens. Sucks, but its true. If you want to live in the town, and take advantage of its amenities, you must abide by the rules and regulations.

      Purchasing a house in a town usually comes with the added benefit of being on sewer / water / streets / etc. You yielded your right to do whatever you wanted with "your" land once you agreed to purchase a house in a city. You did not have to buy that house, and claiming you did not know is not an excuse. Ignorance is not an acceptable claim in a court, and all statues are easily found at your local city hall. Heck, call up a city planner and they will be MORE than happy to answer anything you want to know before you buy.

    16. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm sure you'll be happy when all your neighbors replace their entire yards with open-air compost?
      instead of burying dead people and animals we can just throw those on the compost pile too.
      meanwhile, you can ask them to build solar panels so high that they block all sunlight reaching your house.
      there are rules about what you can and cannot do on your own property because they will cause problems to other people.

    17. Re:Lone voice of reason... by funkatron · · Score: 1

      This is a joke? Suggesting people get the law changed in order to have their garden landscaped differently. Thats a bit too right wing/centre right (pick one or more, they only differ by a wobble in the tax rate) to actually be taken seriously.

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    18. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your rationale behind claiming authority over another's property?

    19. Re:Lone voice of reason... by joost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I lived next door I frankly wouldn't give a crap how Eco-friendly the sea of wood chips next door was - if it looked like crap and it was next to my house I would be pissed off. I'm all for creative ways to help the environment and save money - but not if it means violating ordinances that exist for very good reason.

      A "sea of wood chips" does not always and automatically lower your property value. It's nothing more than a negotiation point for prospective buyers. To which you can then say "my neighbors place immense value on the environment, which includes us as well, as we have benefited from them by means of A, B and C. I wish everyone around here would be like them". Bam. No value was lost, if anything it just increased.

    20. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Wow...really? And you know this how? Or are you merely projecting your own sentiments on others? Any room for compromise, such as being willing to forego certain luxuries for the greater good, or is this the typical all or nothing "the greens want us to go back to living in caves" kind of argument?

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    21. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm sure you'll be angry when your neighbors yard, car and family doesn't look completely identical to yours.
      I wonder if there's a word for this kind of argumentation?

    22. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the planet will be fine. The people living the desert in this particular part of the world may be fucked, but not the planet.

    23. Re:Lone voice of reason... by meyekul · · Score: 1

      It's an ordinance just like anything else. You have to have things like this or else you end up with people with old cars up on blocks in the front yard. The people in charge decided they want everything to look similar within a certain tolerance, and these people crossed the line. I can see their argument, and that's why they get to go to trial over it instead of the city just handing them a big fine. In my town we have ordinances too, and I'm sure most places do. When I first moved into my current house, I didn't own a lawnmower for a while and my grass got pretty unsightly. The city code enforcement officer came by and warned me about it. Did I complain? No, because I chose to buy this house in this town and so I have to follow their rules. If I had a farm out in the country, I wouldn't have to mow, and I could rip up the grass and replace it with woodchips if i wanted, but if you live somewhere with rules, you have to follow those rules! It's amazing how opposed some people are to this simple fact.

    24. Re:Lone voice of reason... by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      our tastes must be very different then. I don't see their yard or fence as being fugly. You do realize that different places will require you to change your tastes a little - can't have too many orange trees in a desert, for example.

    25. Re:Lone voice of reason... by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone is going to suggest drought resistant moss and lichen to them.

    26. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's good to know that these people ripping up their lawn single-handedly destroyed the real estate market, and the US economy along with it!

      seriously, PROPERTY VALUES? get over it. my house is worth about half of what it used to be, and it has nothing to do with my neighbor's lawn.

    27. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but consider. They may not own your property, but they do collect taxes on the value of your property.

      If you do something that "devalues the property," they get less in the way of taxes.

      Sounds like a conflict of interest but welcome to America.

    28. Re:Lone voice of reason... by sckeener · · Score: 1

      yes, but who is John Galt?

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    29. Re:Lone voice of reason... by cynyr · · Score: 1

      The law was written to prevent dirt or un maintained yards, any yard that shows an active owner shouldn't lower property values, and in this day and age, you would think being able to cite the eco-friendliness of your neighbors lawn would be a selling point. So we sort of agree. There is no reason that grass and this shouldn't both be viable options. The only property value that this lowers is the homeowner, and then only for some(most?) buyers. It's not like the fact that they clearly have thought out landscaping in their yard, and it is being maintained, whats the difference between this and a yard full of lilacs(except i'm quite allergic to lilacs)?

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    30. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sooo... Basically, you've posted this on Slashdot instead of calling Al Gore at his 27,000 square-foot mansion and telling him? How noble of you.

    31. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      Don't people that want to live in a community with standards that they agree to have the right to do that? Who are you to say, no, you people can't live in a community with your own rules? And if they agree to the rules, and are happy with it, why should you care?

      The problem in this case is that there is a community with their standards, that they agreed to, and someone came in and decided that they didn't like the rules. The rules were there first. It's like people who buy a house next to an airport (or a military base) and then complain about the aircraft noise and try to get it shut down. If you are so stupid that you buy into a community with existing rules or environment and then decide not to follow them, it's your fault.

      One of the great things about living in the US is that these sorts of rules / laws are very local. If you don't like the rules, live someplace else. There is a very wide variety of state laws, county, city, and local living arrangements. Pick one that you like, and live there. You want to put a huge tower in your backyard, or put a rusted out 78' Impala in your front yard on blocks, or just have dirt everywhere, great, live someplace that allows that. Don't do it someplace that people in the community have agreed not do to it.

      The annoying thing to me is that people decide that there is someplace nice that they want to live, move in and then bitch about the rules that prevent them from doing dumb-ass things to their property with no regards to their neighbors, when it is those rules that made it a nice to place live in in the first place.

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    32. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like it's got to be one or the other - People will not treat your property as well as you will, so by valuing your own personal property you'll be an asset to the environment.

    33. Re:Lone voice of reason... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      You have obviously never tried to sell property. If the yard next door looks like shit, and the prospective buyers don't like it, spinning a line of bullshit about 'eco friendly' isn't likely to 'raise the value'. (Assuming they even hung around long enough to stop being 'lookers' and become 'buyers'.)

    34. Re:Lone voice of reason... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Don't people that want to live in a community with standards that they agree to have the right to do that?

      To be really, really blunt: no. A community does not have unlimited rights to regulate themselves. They cannot have standards that conflict with federal and state laws, for one. But it goes beyond that.

      Who are you to say, no, you people can't live in a community with your own rules? And if they agree to the rules, and are happy with it, why should you care?

      There are two arguments why I should care, and why the type of rules should bother everyone.

      Number one, it puts an artificial restrictions on where to live that is impossible to properly analyze without actually moving in. HOAs and similar associations do disclose their rules ahead of time, but the type of enforcement is only discernable once you moved in. The HOA might specify that 40% of the place should be covered with live plants, but how is that calculated? Does a pine tree cover the area of its trunk, or that of the farthest reaching branch? Are they assholes about enforcing the shade of your outside paint? Do they send a fine anytime they disagree with what you do? I can research pretty much anything, but finding that out pretty much living there. Yes, it's a bit like an annoying neighbor, but an annoying neighbor can't fine you. This means that the only guaranteed way to avoid this is to move to a place that doesn't have such an organization. And that becomes harder and harder, to the point that you're pretty much forced to live out in the sticks if you want to avoid it completely.

      Two - I thought the US was the land of the free? You know, don't tread on me? Personal responsibility and liberty? There's nothing that reeks more of the Blockleiter than a nosy HOA official. True, they're not looking for jews, but they are looking for communists and people who don't embody the aesthetic ideal of the association leaders.

      HOAs to me are the surest sign that fascism is only an election away in the US.

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    35. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's none of your goddamn business what goes on in your neighbors property. None."

      As a person whose parents do rental properties...

      What you said is BS. It's not anyone's god damn business unless there is impending or forseeable harm.

      When the neighbor puts an above ground large 1000+gallon propane tank next to his generator, next to his driveway (ignition source from vehicles plus have their own gasoline tanks), next to his 2 280lb #2 heating oil tanks (diesel), the neighbors have a serious problem. That tank goes, depending on land layout, everyone in a one mile radius will have an explosion ripping through the homes, not to mention flying debris, and the immediate zone structures are probably going down. 1+

      When the neighbor has leaking oil tanks dripping on his lawn, that's a problem, even if you have water mains. It contaminates ground water for farms and those on wells downstream those underground wells. The runoff isn't exactly flammable, but isn't good to people downstream from him during a rainstorm, where the oil slicks and floats onto lawns and roadways. There are entire towns still that get their water off of well pressure still that have dealt with this, not to mention the agricultural impact. 1+

      When the neighbor on a hill puts on weed killer 100% concentrate instead of diluting it, and the next rain, takes out swaths of his neighbors lawns downstream due to rain runoff. 1+

      When the neighbor downstream builds a retaining wall near the property line, changing rain runoff to the common community runoff sewer so it backs onto people's property. 1-

      When the neighbor changes his lawn to stone, increasing runoff and erosion of your property next to his. 1-

      When the neighbor uses his wood furnace to burn tires. Hell, I have a problem with people running old wood fires incorrectly, since they pollute the air so badly on evenings and nights. I'm not discounting the need for heat, but damn, learn to burn properly or get a cleaner burning fuel, jackasses. 1+

      When the neighbor generates a weed field on 1 acre, let's it grow 3 feet high, then BURNS THE ENTIRE FIELD on a windy day so it blows into people's homes, I've got a problem with you. 1+

      When the neighbor doesn't take care of his trees, and the branches are breaking off, and hitting the house (and I mean the house, not just the property) next door. 2

      When the neighbor chooses to do his own wiring, and solders or doesn't twist AC connections, so that there is an electrical fire next door and the shit blows into your house. 1- and 2 (2 occasions, 2 different properties)

      When the neighbor leaves food out, so that raccoons and skunks eat there, and spray and shit on neighbor's yards. Not to mention SMELLS. Similarly, people who put out dog food this way. 1+

      When the other neighbor decides to feed feral cats, because they like cats and hate squirrels, such that all native wildlife is obliterated in the area, the birds are gone having been hunted by the cats into oblivion, there are nasty, mean cats everywhere, dead and rotting cat carcasses on the road from people hitting cats, anything that is mulch or sand has cat shit in it, and the cats overrun everywhere and it SMELLS. 1+ 1- (2 occasions, 2 different properties)

      These are all things I have first hand knowledge about directly (noted 1+), indirectly (parents tell me, I go to see) (noted 1-), or second hand knowledge heard from my parents (noted 2), over 30 some years in 3-4 municipalities and 20+ stable rental or personal properties.

      I don' t have a particular problem with what THESE people (the article) seemed to have done DEPENDING on what their fire ordinances are with regards to where they may grill/bbq outside or if they are allowed outdoor fire pits, or if they've broken their wood chipped lawn up with walls or paths to act as fire breaks. Quite frankly, I think they've done is generally a damn good thing and the city should be using their discretion to prosecute or modify the laws they have on the bo

    36. Re:Lone voice of reason... by sorak · · Score: 1

      So, if I move next door and buy a PA system loud enough to fill a stadium, dump toxic and foul-smelling chemicals in my lawn, and invite morbidly obese friends over for a front lawn orgy, then you have no problem? You can just look the other way, hold your nose, and cover year ears?

    37. Re:Lone voice of reason... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry that you wrote up such a long post. It was pretty much too long after the third sentence. I understand the need for laws that preserve public safety. Your examples drive that point home beautifully.

      However, they do not cover the examples I've seen in Irvine: laws that regulate colors of the house, what cars are allowed outside and what kind of landscaping is required. And it's in that context that I made my post.

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    38. Re:Lone voice of reason... by galvanash · · Score: 1

      Nice Troll. No, I do NOT value my personal property over the environment - but I also do not see it as and either or thing... Unlike you, I value my social environment at least as much if not more than the physical one - they BOTH need to be healthy and functional for people to be happy.

      Look, if you value the environment more than you value your neighbors right to live in a neighborhood that makes them feel comfortable, then MOVE. Your neighbors are the people who created those ordinances in the first place, did you consider the possibility that many of them LIKE them and don't see things the way you do?

      I am all for seeing a group of people petitioning their city council to have these kinds of things repelled if it makes sense to the community at large - meaning go out and convince your neighbors to see things your way if you can. Ordinances are easy to change if you have the votes. But if you find your neighbors are all opposed to your world view, then maybe you should move instead of just defiantly breaking the ordinance. Just breaking the rules demonstrates nothing but contempt for the very people you are choosing to live next door to...

      ps. And all this talk about "its no own else's business what I do with my own yard"... If you REALLY believe that you are the definition of anti-social (and a selfish asshole too). A neighborhood is not just a geographical location - it is more than the sum of its parts, and believe it or not a lot people CARE about their neighborhoods and how they look. I admit it may mostly about property values, but that isn't the extent of it - your front yard says a lot about you as a person, and the combination of all the lawns in a neighborhood say a lot about its residents.

      I admit I do not live in an area where water is scarce. If I did, I would probably think that this ordinance wasn't a very good idea and would try to convince my neighbors to agree with me. And if I could convince enough of them then I would likely go to the city council and try to get the ordinance changed. And if I couldn't convince them and it was REALLY important to me, I would probably seriously consider moving. I would NOT, however, feel compelled to simply break the ordinance to prove how green I was - that is selfish and arrogant, which was the point I was trying to make.

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    39. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anon, betting I get modded to oblivion:

      What happens in my neighborhood is my business. My concern is based on Love Canal, slaughterhouses, attractive nuisances, eyesores, fire codes, blight, property values, covenants that were agreed to upon purchase of the property, and even sometimes esoterica like mineral rights or anything diminishing a property from fee simple ownership, tenements and nearly 500 years of legal precedence.

      You've got libertarianism taken to an absurd extreme and little-to-no legal precedence whatsoever. And as much as you'll bleat that *WE* are the problem with the US of A, the entire civilized world works like I've just described, and your selfish efforts to tear that down are IMHO one of the crux causes of many of this nation's ills.

      Grow up and stop bleating 'ME ME ME ME'. The rest of us (your neighbors) are getting sick of it.

    40. Re:Lone voice of reason... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      I'm from their area, and believe me, that house/yard/fence stands out, and not in a good way. I sure wouldn't want to live next to it. That doesn't mean that whatever neighbor ratted them out to the city isn't a jerk (or that they aren't, and maybe just pissed off too many people; probably no one here knows any of the protagonists; I don't, anyway), but really, what they did probably lowered the valued of _my_ property, even though it's a few miles from theirs :p

    41. Re:Lone voice of reason... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      With respect to CC&Rs, I'm inclined to say "No, they probably shouldn't have that right."

      Why?

      Try buying a new (or newish) house in any development tract in the US that doesn't have CC&Rs. Just try. Granted, I can't speak for other parts of the country, but in California, that would be impossible. The only way to get a new home with no CC&Rs is to either own some empty land somewhere and have a custom home built, or buy an old house, tear it down, and have a custom home built.

      The fact that you can't buy anything even remotely new that doesn't have CC&Rs attached is, IMO, basically a form of discrimination (or extortion, if you will) that says "We will not allow you buy a new home, anywhere, unless you allow other people to decide how you decorate your home/yard, park your car, etc." I'm not talking about municipal law here, which is what the couple in question are charged with violating, but rules made up by an unelected body of unaccountable individuals (the CC&Rs are typically written by the builder before the homes even go and sale). Eventually, they pass into the hands of the HOA, which is kinda sort elected, but good luck getting anybody who isn't a busybody onto the board of the HOA.

      So, what are groups of people who really want to live the CC&R/HOA lifestyle to do? Well, if they can get everyone on their street (and I mean everyone) to agree to pass a set of CC&Rs, with the stipulation that if any of them sell, it is not binding on the new owner, they could do that.

      Or buy some land in the countryside and build a bunch of (identical) custom homes and live in a sort of groupthink CC&R commune.

      My former neighbor had the ugliest house on the street. Didn't maintain it. Front yard looked like crap. Entire backyard was a farm (really). Everyone thought it was an eyesore. He was probably even violating some city laws. But would I turn him in, or enact any CC&Rs to stop him from doing that? No. It is (or was; he fixed it up a bit, then sold it). his house. Not mine.

    42. Re:Lone voice of reason... by Dthief · · Score: 1

      Doing things like this is frankly makes you look like a child acting out... "The environment is more important than these stupid rules and there are just too many people that don't care about the environment so I will defy them in a effort to get the rules changed. So there!"

      I agree that convincing the people around you (or moving to somewhere else which doesnt have these looney rules) is a better route, but whats "childish" about non-violent civil disobedience?

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  42. OC Officials will lose - they don't know yet but by layer3switch · · Score: 1

    Ha always gets the last laugh. Ha!

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  43. Grass is only useful if you have cows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lavender and rosemary smell nice and are used as culinary herbs and for their scents. Horsetail can be used to clean metal. Pittosporum is a source of biofuel. I fail to see what the problem is with the Ha family growing plants that use less water and have more human uses than grass. Grass is just pretty green carpet unless you have farm animals.

  44. And it isn't even a large lawn by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1
    When I read that they were using 299,221 gallons of water, I assumed that they lived on some giant estate. But if you look at the picture of their home, it is a smallish, modest house. Sort of a lot of lawn, but not really.

    After reading this, it is clear that no one in that area should have a lawn.

    1. Re:And it isn't even a large lawn by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      When I read that they were using 299,221 gallons of water, I assumed that they lived on some giant estate. But if you look at the picture of their home, it is a smallish, modest house. Sort of a lot of lawn, but not really.

      Unless they have a huge backyard, it sounds like they were pouring water onto their lawn *far* in excess of what it actually needed. (BOTE and a little guesswork yields 10gal/sqft/mo, which is a *lot* of water.)

    2. Re:And it isn't even a large lawn by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd be amazed how much water people pour on their lawns in OC (where I currently live). It spills out onto the street in great floods when the sprinklers are going in some places - and they run them *every night*. Of course, we're in a desert here, so it makes sense if one must have a lawn - most of it evaporates in the daytime.

      Therefore, the GP's assertion that no one in this area should have a lawn - why this isn't obvious to more people who live here, I don't know. Perhaps this case - if properly publicized - will get people to realize that. But who are we kidding? Most people in OC couldn't care less about anything, except their appearance to others - and a lush lawn is a big part of that, apparently.

    3. Re:And it isn't even a large lawn by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      You'd be amazed how much water people pour on their lawns in OC (where I currently live). It spills out onto the street in great floods when the sprinklers are going in some places - and they run them *every night*. Of course, we're in a desert here, so it makes sense if one must have a lawn - most of it evaporates in the daytime.

      Well, it doesn't entirely make sense because if the water is running into the street you're over watering.
       

      Therefore, the GP's assertion that no one in this area should have a lawn - why this isn't obvious to more people who live here, I don't know. Perhaps this case - if properly publicized - will get people to realize that. But who are we kidding? Most people in OC couldn't care less about anything, except their appearance to others - and a lush lawn is a big part of that, apparently.

      Keep in mind the Ha's are *not* being forced to plant a lawn. They are being required to cover their yard in living plants - the ordinance doesn't care what kind of plants.

  45. Something More Practical by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Rather than force people to do things like this, just require they pay a reasonable penalty or fee. The money can then be spent on other conservation projects. A fee is a good compromise.

    1. Re:Something More Practical by JDmetro · · Score: 1

      A fee is a good compromise.
      And so is a carbon tax.
      BTW they are conserving something.
      Water.

  46. illegal dumping is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can't flush those down the toilet. idiots often get elected into city governments, but eventually they get beaten with a stick.

  47. Stupidity by s-whs · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    What annoyed me was this:

    'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha."

    A mind bogglingly stupid thing to say. Prosecution is always done with taxpayer's money. It's not funny, it's downright scary that anyone can make such a moronic comment. The reason 'Quan Ha' does it is of course a lack of real arguments... (A very well known type of tactic for certain people, i.e. a certain personality)

    1. Re:Stupidity by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      What annoyed me was this:

      'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha."

      A mind bogglingly stupid thing to say. Prosecution is always done with taxpayer's money. It's not funny, it's downright scary that anyone can make such a moronic comment. The reason 'Quan Ha' does it is of course a lack of real arguments... (A very well known type of tactic for certain people, i.e. a certain personality)

      He's probably from a culture where "taxes" are protection money or bribes.

    2. Re:Stupidity by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      All taxes are protection money and/or bribes. We only have a special name for them as a coping mechanism. There is a giant terminological double-standard, just like how we say "the Obama administration" but we always say "the $unpopularleader regime" It's way to hide the true nature of the acts, as well as make everyone feel better.

      When we bribe the government, we call it a tax.

      When we pay rent to the government, we call it a tax.

      When the government runs a pyramid scheme, we call it social security.

      etc.

    3. Re:Stupidity by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      There is a giant terminological double-standard, just like how we say "the Obama administration" but we always say "the $unpopularleader regime" It's way to hide the true nature of the acts, as well as make everyone feel better.

      I don't say "the Obama regime" I call it an Administration too.

  48. Astroturf by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Once I was walking in Tustin (it borders Orange) and I noticed a dead worm in some grass. On closer inspection, I could see that the grass was actually just extremely convincing astroturf. It's a pretty good metaphor for southern california.

  49. Ha ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like the Has are going to get the last laugh, Ha Ha!

  50. It's like 1984..but with more Kentucky Bluegrass by eagle8635 · · Score: 1

    My favorite line from the article:
    "Compliance, that's all we've ever wanted," said Senior Assistant City Atty. Wayne Winthers.
    I damn near coughed up a lung after reading that. Sounds like they want some lawnthink.

  51. I lived there for better than a dozen years... by hallux.sinister · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and I can tell you all from personal, first-hand knowledge, that California, collectively and in general, has lost its goddamned marbles. This is exactly the kind of stupid shit that helped me conclude I should live somewhere not-foaming-at-the-mouth insane, and it's why I moved away, and why I will never move back. Should call it Crazyifornia. I know this sounds like a rant, but I can back this up. Ever heard of Proposition 65? For over a decade now, any business that uses ANY chemical or compound which is on this miles-long list of substances "known" to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defect, or other reproductive harm, has to post notices (known as Prop. 65 Warnings) in prominent locations around their businesses. So a restaurant which cleans its windows with an ammonia-based cleaner has to have a warning, same as the business which uses such things as hydrofluoric acid, 95% hydrogen peroxide, radioactive materials, etc. This is just GREAT, because those signs are EVERYWHERE and it does no good, because you can't tell from them which businesses are displaying the sign because of a single little bottle of blue cleanser, and which ones have 50 barrels of phosgene (COCl2) in the basement. This is but one of a hundred examples of Calinsanity. Sadly, I can't think of any viable solution to the problem.

    1. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by imakemusic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sadly, I can't think of any viable solution to the problem.

      Arizona Bay?

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    2. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Well, a lot of these chemicals cause harm that wasn't recognized in the past.

      Besides Silicon valley is happy to live in Cal.

      Where are most chip fabs these days?

      One thing I recall from Cal is massive traffic jams and rude people (around Novato)

    3. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Sadly, I can't think of any viable solution to the problem."

      Live elsewhere and laugh as their economy crashes? They voted and are getting exactly what they asked for.

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    4. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Live elsewhere and laugh as their economy crashes? They voted and are getting exactly what they asked for.

      The disease is the cure.

    5. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Better watch out, because you're next.

      You see, they have infiltrated the Federal Government. The same crazies (yes, just like in the movie) just happened to get control of places like California and Detroit first. This is not an R or a D problem. Both parties are infected. They talk freedom and civil liberties while they are in the minority, but as soon as they get into power, they start stripping them away at a faster and faster pace, until the whole damn world either cuts them loose, or the whole world collapses back into the Dark Ages.

    6. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's a website with a map that shows you exactly where the chemicals are, what chemicals are present, and if they're a major health hazard. Sadly, I can't remember what it is. It was always fun to look at all the lethal chemicals being used in Silicon Valley. Reminds me of the HAZMAT training I got at Applied Materials and to be concerned if I ever smelled walnuts, brownies, or mushrooms. LOL!

    7. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ahhh... the ubiquitous "prop 65 warning".

      Yes, sometimes it's a bit silly. However, the "nicer" places will do what they can to get rid of the sign. Also, I never knew that imported balsamic vinegar had lead until I saw the Prop 65 warning at Whole Foods. Labeling the entire building is a CYA tactic. You only have to label certain items in a setting like a grocery store. Whole Foods did that, and it was helpful. Obviously you don't assume the organic broccoli you just paid twice as much for is going to give you cancer, unless it's got the warning in which case you don't buy it.

    8. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      The proper solution to Prop 65 warnings is to utterly refuse to enter any structure with such a warning. You have been warned, after all. Explain it to the business owner or manager that you would really like to come in and spend some money but the sign has you frightened - which is what its purpose is.

      The folks behind Prop 65 thought this would cause businesses to eliminate the hazardous materials from their operation and thus provide a cleaner environment. Unfortunately, that isn't really possible. When the ink in the pen is classified as a hazardous substance or the chemicals in the battery for the clock on the wall you are well and truely screwed.

      So the answer is very simple - if even 10% of the people in California simply said they would not enter a structure with such a warning these warnings would be removed. The law would be revoked within a week and that would be that.

      By ignoring the signs you are contributing to the problem.

    9. Re:I lived there for better than a dozen years... by conureman · · Score: 1

      Remember, "Silicon Valley" used to be "The Fruit Basket of the World". Probably too toxic for export any more. If it wasn't all paved over anyhow.
      Here's one site for California, I don't think it's the one you remember, try not to lose sleep. http://geotracker.swrcb.ca.gov/

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  52. WTF did you expect? by dmeyer0 · · Score: 1

    > 'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha."

    If you're a citizen, the state always prosecutes you with your own money. Whose money do you think they used to prosecute Timothy McVeigh? Yours, mine, his.

    If you don't like your local rules, change them or live with them. Or move.

  53. Perfect solution! by Plekto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Plant Yucca. Nothing but big giant pointy nasty sharp Yucca plants. Bonus points for a Cactus or two. No water required and that 40% requirement will be a cinch to meet.

    1. Re:Perfect solution! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I've now found my ideal barrier plant!
      Thank you. :)

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    2. Re:Perfect solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking kudzu...

  54. Astroturf! by pentalive · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I could, I'd astroturf my lawn.

    A guy in a suburb of Sacramento (Natomas) did just that and had a better looking yard than many of his neighbors but the city cited him anyway.

    1. Re:Astroturf! by UnoriginalBoringNick · · Score: 1

      Respected Sir

      Please write a paragraph about your organization

      Please paraphrase "We support ACME Astoturf as a yard covering that encourages multiplicity of choice and interoperability giving us the ultimate consumer the choice. * recognizes that multiple standards are good for the economy and also for technical innovation and progress in the country, especially for smaller organizations like us, who require choice and innovation"

      Please write about your work

      Please paraphrase "*** also supports ACME Astroturf as this does not have any financial implications thus releasing our resources for welfare and development of society."

      Thanking You

      Yours Faithfully

      Name Designation

  55. free country indeed by matushorvath · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Remember this case next time when you say that USA is a free country... You were, a long time ago, but not anymore.

  56. 299 221 gallons per year?! by Rogue+Pat · · Score: 1

    TFA says the couple plus one child used 299 221 gallons per year (1 132 674.7 liters!!!).
    Divided over 365 days a year, that means they went through 3 103 liters per day!

    1. Re:299 221 gallons per year?! by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      Thats not a lot to keep that kind of lawn lush green in essentially the desert. I used about 300L/day and my lawn was barely alive. I gave up in the end. You lose so much to evaporation or the lower soil where most grass won't root.

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    2. Re:299 221 gallons per year?! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      So now you see why they switched.

  57. US politics background by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Informative

    LA is solidly blue on a political demographic map. OC is bright red.

    An infomercial to those inexperienced in USA politics: blue is to the left of red in the political palette (Democrats=blue vs. Republicans=red). And it's not because they place the communist party mirrored relative to the rest of the world ^_^

    See also "Hey, it's the same guy controlling both the puppets!"

    1. Re:US politics background by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      See also "Hey, it's the same guy controlling both the puppets!"

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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    2. Re:US politics background by crow · · Score: 1

      That only started after the 2000 election. During the 2000 election, different news organizations picked different colors, but then someone started talking about the maps that they saw, and referred to "red states" and "blue states," and it's been standardized ever since.

    3. Re:US politics background by pubwvj · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I could never get these colors straight on the recent maps. Ironically, over time these color choices have changed. Blue used to be Republican and red was Democrat. All very strange.

    4. Re:US politics background by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Blue used to be Republican and red was Democrat. All very strange.

      It was always an incumbent/challenger thing until some socialists found it opportunistic to rail against the stupid people living in 'red states', meaning they voted Republican, and the mediasphere has played along with that since.

      Yes, I remember the Reagan/Mondale map looking like this on TV.

      In 2000, the Democrats had the White House, so Bush was the Red/challenger.

      More importantly, it plays to the base tribal instincts that the Democratic/Republican parties use to vilify each other.

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    5. Re:US politics background by dcam · · Score: 1

      An infomercial to Americans inexperienced in world politics: Democrats are right of center, Republicans are far right, libertarians are anarchists.

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      meh
  58. On the benefits of communism by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Laws made to that effect are either communist (enforcing a community good over personal freedom)

    Just to clarify your definition of communism, then, I have a few questions.

    I live in Denmark. As a consequence, I pay high taxes.

    In return, I get free health, free tuition at universities, free public libraries, almost free public service television with no ads, welfare you can live on (if only barely) and a mythical free lunch ;)

    Yes, I give up the personal freedom to spend my tax money the way I like. But in return, I get (more) healthy, educated and informed compatriots. This is a benefit to me, just as it's a benefit to my compatriots that their tax kroner was invested in my education---otherwise I might not have gotten it, but now that I have it I can return more tax money to the community pot.

    Yes, the tax-paid benefits have their biggest effect on the recipients of those benefits; but the second-order effects are valuable to us all.

    Is that communism? If so, I want more of that :-)

    1. Re:On the benefits of communism by Eivind · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Political discussion in USA is hampered by the fact that instead of discussing if a certain change is good or bad, frequently it's discussed if it'd be "socialist" or "communist", with the implied understanding that if yes, then it's nessecarily bad.

      Which fails to be true offcourse. Communist dictatorships where abhorrent in many ways. It doesn't follow that any policy they might have supported, is automatically bad. This sort of black-white thinking is seriously broken. "If my enemies do that, I'll do the oposite, just because."

      Universal access to education is a good example. Because what you say is true; while the people to benefit FIRST are the poor people who get a good education they wouldn't otherwise get, the rest of society benefits second, because with that education, the people will WORK, and pay TAXES, and in general contribute more than they otherwise would.

      It's not hard to show that education-levels correlate positively with just about every positive thing you can think of, from low teenage-pregnancies, low crimerate, good health, low unemployment, etc etc etc. USA is not alone in accepting a large dirt-poor uneducated underclass. But it's not a clever thing to do. Even if you're in the upper quartile, it'd be beneficial to you to do something about it, your quality of life would improve, unless you LIKE high crime-rate in your society.

    2. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pay high taxes.

      In return, I get free health, free tuition at universities, free public libraries, almost free public service television with no ads, welfare you can live on (if only barely) and a mythical free lunch ;)

      There's no such thing as free, you don't get free health, tuition or libraries, you pay for them, you just said so. Worse, you're threatened by force to pay for them. It's not like I pay at the local store and then go around saying that I get free food, nor is the local store threatening to break my kneecaps if I don't pay them if I'm not using their services.

    3. Re:On the benefits of communism by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      The theory of communism is ok, everyone working together toward a brighter future *cue musical theme*. It's just in practice people tend to be greedy and abuse it, ruining it for everyone.

    4. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Except, you seem to be forgetting the selfishness of the American people. Specifically the ones that scream "That's SOCIALIST" the loudest.
      They refuse to even consider helping someone else, often posting such gibberish as "free market" and "let them find their own way", as a means to justify their desire to recreate indentured servitude.
      And they answer the other issues, such as teenage pregnancy, crime rate, etc, with more and more draconian laws as a means to force others to their will.

      Remember....a poor, uneducated man will do the same job as an intelligent 'Middle American' but for half the cost. And money isn't just everything...it's the ONLY thing.

    5. Re:On the benefits of communism by Narpak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is that communism? If so, I want more of that :-)

      As a Norwegian I would say that what you descripe is more or less what we have here; Social Democracy. Interestingly enough when it comes to land rights all land ultimately belongs to the nation; yet individuals and companies have various rights to use and administer the property. The only place I know we have something like a HOA (Home Owners Association) is for appartment buildings/complexes and what they can or can't do is severly limited by the confines of the law. As far as lawn goes I have not yet heard about anyone having to maintain theirs in any particular or mandated way. Property value is of course interesting, but enforcing arbitrary standards for appearance isn't part of our way of doing things.

    6. Re:On the benefits of communism by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      Not to mention many forms of communism exist in the US, just named differently.

      Volunteer work f.i. or charity groups.

    7. Re:On the benefits of communism by ImOnlySleeping · · Score: 1

      Additionally, universal education all but ensures that brilliant minds are discovered. Who knows how many geniuses lived and died in abject poverty?

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    8. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you describe your benefits as FREE when you acknowledge that they're being paid for through taxes?

      I see a lot of people do this while describing their country's benefits. Do YOU pay taxes??

    9. Re:On the benefits of communism by athlon02 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Then I suggest you research THOROUGHLY which countries have the most advanced technologies, the best medical care/treatments, the best health-insurance coverage, the most prosperous people per capita, the most opportunities for advancement, etc, etc.

      Hint: Orange county is a part of the top country for these things. Albeit, many currently in power are trying to ruin it with socialist and communist ideas... a problem to be rectified in November.

      Communism is only good on the surface, but fails miserably EVERY time and history shows it.

    10. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand what free means. That 'free' health, 'free' tuition, 'free' public libraries, and almost 'free' public television costs you money in the the form of higher taxes. You PAY for those services so they are not free they costs are just hidden. If you want the government to spend your money that way that is your choice and I will not fault you for it.
      However let me point out a few things:
      Having a degree doesn't mean you are educated. I have meet several people with degrees and advanced degrees from good US universities that didn't seem to learn a damn thing in school. Take GW Bush as an example. I've also observed that people who didn't think they paid for their education not taking it as seriously. I maybe up to my eyebrows in college debt but I know and approve of exactly what I got for my money. This could be just a US problem due to our mentality, I don't know.
      The US has some of the best specialty doctors in the world. On average, we have some of the longest cancer survival rates in the world. When scaled for obesity (this is important because of how many diseases are related to obesity), the US has one of the longest life expectancies. As for infant deaths, when the numbers are scaled for teen births and C-sections, we have one of the lowest rates. This suggests that we have one of the best health systems in the world even as insurance is more complicated then quantum theory. (And also that, in general, we are idiots but that is a different point.)
      You have to watch those 'free' public stations. I remember a study showing that they were only moderately more informative then the likes of FOX news. They also showed the same amount of bias just in a different way. But lets ignore that for a minute, in the US only a small portion of the population actually takes advantage of the public stations. If only 5% (a high estimate if I remember correctly) how much more informed is the public for the money spent on the programing?

      Bottom line, I believe the community and myself can usually get more and better benefits from letting me choose to spend the money I earn the way I deem appropriate. (I freely admit there are exceptions - the military, research grants, libraries and safety regulations spring to mind.) The US system is flawed and can be improved but I'll live here and just visit Denmark for the weed and drive in brothels.

    11. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this straight...

      "I pay high taxes. In return, I get free health, free tuition at universities, free public libraries, almost free public service television with no ads, welfare you can live on (if only barely) and a mythical free lunch ;)"

      You are getting nothing "free". You pay into a pool of money which is then leveraged across a large base of other "contributors" in the hope that the majority of them will not avail themselves of the services provided. The system breaks down if everyone utilizes the services.

      You don't pay for the service when it is rendered, hence the appearance that it is "free". I would suspect that if you actually paid for the services that you utilize, your "taxes" would be much lower. In essence you agree to subsidize someone else, just so long as you are covered.

    12. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that is actually called socialism

    13. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... hey MORON. That's SOCIALISM. Look it up. And in the future if you're going to retort and try and make the other guy look like an idiot, do a little research first.

    14. Re:On the benefits of communism by proud+american · · Score: 1
      I had lots of free stuff once. It was called 'Living With My Parents'.

      I gave that up when I grew up and became independent.

      You have replaced your parents with the state. Are you incapable of taking care of yourself?

    15. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I pay high taxes. In return, I get free health, free tuition at universities, free public libraries, almost free public service television with no ads, welfare you can live on (if only barely) and a mythical free lunch ;)"

      "I pay high taxes. In return, I get pre-paid health, pre-paid tuition at universities, pre-paid public libraries, almost free public service television with no ads, welfare you can live on (if only barely) and a mythical free lunch ;)"

      You also pay for those "free" things long after you have stopped attending your "free" universities, libraries, and other civil "services".

    16. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and who are you going to call the next time foreign tanks cross your cheesecloth defended borders?

    17. Re:On the benefits of communism by Rolgar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is it selfish if I don't pay taxes, at least not federal income tax? I had 0 in withholding from my taxes last year, and each of the last 4 years actually, and got 2200+ back in tax credits.

      I don't think that wealthy people getting to keep most of what they earn is in any way a bad thing. Are they going to live it up? Hell yeah, but every item they spend the money on is an opportunity for somebody else to make a living. And the more we allow the haves to keep and spend, better off we are.

      I, as a person that makes a modest income, would rather cut Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, unemployment insurance (my 'safety net' according to the government), or make them optional with the right to buy those as insurance just like any other insurance. If I got to keep all of that income, I would easily be able to provide all of those same services for myself, and so could every other American. If people would recognize their need to build their own safety net, people would be less willing to overspend to get the biggest house they can imagine, waste money on cars they can't afford, get cheaper cell phones, and the government would have no need to provide for people what they can provide for themselves.

      Look at it this way, the government gets a dollar for every dollar that passes through your hands, either as income/payroll taxes before it gets to you, or as property, sales or taxes on the profit of the people you pay for goods and services. Almost all of that is essentially waste as far as increasing the lifestyle of our fellow citizens. And the prices we pay for the services the government provides, let me tell you, there is a very low turnover for government jobs, and what that tells me is we give individuals who work for the government salaries that are too high.

      As for the drug war and other laws that restrict the rights of Americans, I'm afraid that you are right. I would love to see us legalize many of the things that we outlaw that have resulted in people going to jail. Doing so would free us from having to maintain our current prison system in it's current state, and let us get back to living our lives of freedom.

    18. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since it's so beneficial for everybody let's make these high taxes voluntary. Surely there is no need to take tax money by force?

    19. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are several types of communism, but you can usually distinguish on they basis of voluntary vs coercive. The Narodnik/Bolshevik/Leninist form would be coercive. There's nothing really stopping you from voting in a Conservative Party that would end these reforms (other than people like them), so, if this is really "communism" (which it isn't, since you don't live on a communal property of any form), it's certainly of the voluntary type. Libertarian Communists (Anarcho-Communists) fit this description (whereas Luxembourgism isn't).

    20. Re:On the benefits of communism by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Even if you're in the upper quartile, it'd be beneficial to you to do something about it, your quality of life would improve, unless you LIKE high crime-rate in your society.

      The upper quartile lives in a different world. It may be true that socialist measures increase the standard of living for the majority of the population, but the people at the top will experience a net reduction. And even if you are in the majority, socialism is not an unquestionable good. Collectivism and moderate prosperity tends to be rather boring.

    21. Re:On the benefits of communism by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Since it's so beneficial for everybody let's make these high taxes voluntary.

      No, because some people are cheap, and others don't realise the benefit of paying the taxes.

      Hey, if it's such a good deal, it's not a problem that's it compulsory.

    22. Re:On the benefits of communism by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      The point about communism was more a rhetorical point for the American audience.... in the US, being a communist is frequently only marginally above being a child molester (and only in certain cases). It's not serious, it really doesn't hold up to close scrutiny, but it makes pretty clear what I think of HOAs.

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    23. Re:On the benefits of communism by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Yes, I give up the personal freedom to spend my tax money the way I like.

      And this is the objection of those who oppose socialism. The argument isn't one of utility, it's one of human rights, even at the cost of utility.

      If your government uses violence to get that tax money and prevents competition then those who value freedom among the highest ideals will reject it. Whether you get a good value or not isn't part of that distinction.

      If the system you have is really that good, it can survive in a non-coercive environment among those who choose to participate. But then some would argue that's not government.

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    24. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because some people are cheap, and others don't realise the benefit of paying the taxes.

      Those fools will have to pay for every service which is free otherwise.

    25. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "free health, free tuition at universities, free public libraries, almost free public service television with no ads, welfare you can live on (if only barely) and a mythical free lunch ;)"

      And, apparently, a healthy dose of ignorance of economics, if you really believe any of the above is actually "free." Actually, for many of the things you've listed, it's among the priciest in the entire world; they've just fooled the most ignorant of their citizens into believing it's free.

    26. Re:On the benefits of communism by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Not at all. I said upper quartile, not upper 1%. We're talking 25% of the households in the country here, if both you and your partner have a university-degree and a full-time job, odds are income-wise you're upper-quartile. A quick search shows in USA it's more common to speak of quintiles, upper 1/5th, rather than upper 1/4th, so let's substitute that. To belong in the upper 1/5th, an individual would have to earn $52000+ a year. Households that earn more than $92K/year belong in the upper quintile of households.

      These aren't ultra-rich. It's people doing well, but we're not talking 3-ferraris and a summerhouse in Monaco territory here.

      But you are right, for the very rich, then in purely monetary terms, policies like universal education or healthcare are negative, not so much because they increase taxes, but because it tends to lift the salaries of the lower classes. The big "problem" for a rich person in say Sweden or Norway isn't that the taxes are so bad, the problem is that there isnt' a giant pool of people willing to work almost-for-free, thus he'll pay a lot more for simple services like gardening, housecleaning or hair-cutting.

      But money isn't everything. Even the ultra-rich care about safety and security. They appreciate it if they don't have to live in a fortress, they think it's kinda cool if their kids can play on the streets in safety, they can afford 9-feet barbed-wire-topped fences around their houses, and armed guards, but would prefer living without. (in fairness USA ain't -that- bad, it's somewhere near the middle of the scale, these examples are more relevant if you look at a country with a VERY high income-difference like say South-Africa, rather than just high, as in USA)

    27. Re:On the benefits of communism by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It doesn't ensure it. But yeah, it raises the odds significantly. If Einstein, Newton or Hawking where female, and born in Saudi Arabia, would they ever have managed to amount to anything ? How many geniuses are we wasting today, how many have we wasted troughout history ?

    28. Re:On the benefits of communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of that stuff is "free". You are paying for it via your taxes. So are others.

      Well paying for it mostly. All that free stuff is very expensive. So expensive that if the governments try to pay for all of it out of tax receipts their populations would revolt. All socialist countries, even if just a bit socialist such as here in the US, follow the funny money economics of Keynesianism. Governments continually run in debt for eternity, well at least until the entire system collapses under its own weight in one way or another.

      And those free services can have strings attached since someone else is paying for them. If the government is paying, organizing, and planning health-care, education, welfare, television, libraries then they can decide how to distribute, tailor, and provide said services. i.e. The can decide what you will learn (education), what you will watch (tv), what you will read (libraries), when and for what you will work or hire (welfare), and when you will be worthy of health-care or not and what kind of health-care is available or not (such as making all pay or not pay for abortion coverage, even if a large part of the population believes it is murder or a right). Those are a lot of avenues through which totalitarianism big or small could be imposed and in fact any decent totalitarian regime would make sure to control all of those areas.

      Another side effect of all that free stuff is that people tend to start to feel entitled and secure that they will always be taken care of. Look at the various large protests that break out in socialist countries whenever the government actually tries to make reasonable cuts in the freebies; cuts usually only made when they become an absolute necessity. Larger portions of the population also stay in welfare. If you can get $1000 being on welfare and = $1,100 actually working why would you work. You would need a strong incentive to do that, after all you deserve to be paid $2,000 for actually working since you are worth $1,000 just for existing. As a side effect people also feel over secure and do not plan for the future in which their may be a downturn. For example no savings for retirement, since government will always be there to take care of you. And as a side effect out of the security of having the government there to take care of you in your old age, the "me" side-effect of consistently being given free stuff, and the high cost of living in a socialist state birthrates have plunged in the west. A huge problem since all that free stuff depends on having future generations (preferable larger in numbers) available to tax.

      And so far I did not even bring up all the inefficiences of having government with its other unrelated motivations and interests in charge of paying and organizing all of those services. Nor have I even mentioned the extra expense you are naturally going to have since consumers of free stuff have no motivation to limit their consumption nor the cost of their consumption.

      As to free education, I am assuming university level. Its commonly accepted in almost all political circles that some level of education is necessary for a democracy. Although to be fair we, the US, did fairly well as a democracy even before free public education was available to all. There is a limit to what additional education can provide. Like it or not there will always be a strata in society. Sure you can educate the entire population up to a doctorate level. But what will be the result? You will end up with doctors mowing lawns and collecting the trash. As is here in the US a bachelors college degree has become almost worthless and is the new high school degree since, everyone, is now expected to go to college. You need a masters degree now just to be at the same level a bachelors holder would have had a generation ago. Additionally all that extra demand, driven mainly by government, and the availability of ever growing amounts of non-dischargable student loans, again driven by government, have driven up education costs to obscene levels and burdened future workers with huge levels of debt at the beginning of their productive work lives.

    29. Re:On the benefits of communism by Eivind · · Score: 1

      The weird thing is, this is the standard knee-jerk reaction to any suggestion that the US system might not be optimal. Part of what you say is true, but a lot of it is just confused and/or completely missing the target.

      For example, universal healthcare isn't free. But by GOD neither is the system of healthcare that you guys have. Infact the US healthcare is the most expensive on the planet pro capita, and it is so despite mediocre results. Several countries that spend -less- on healthcare nevertheless have significantly better results. For example, Sweden spends about 2/3rds of what you guys spend, and despite this has better longevity, lower child-mortality, better cancer-survivability, indeed it appears to me that in just about any quantifiable variable.

      And you complain that these policies invariably lead to a government running eternally in debt. It's true that most governments have debt, but do you REALLY feel that the US system leads to less of those ? Do you honestly believe that the American government is better at avoiding debt than say the average european government ? The numbers don't agree with you, you know.... There's a handful of countries that are worse off (Iceland, Greece), but the large majority is doing MUCH better, indeed one or two have no debt whatsoever, Norway even has significant government-savings for future pensions.

      Your claim that government freebies lead to plunging birthrates also doesn't ring true, at all. The oposite is true, actually. The women who live on welfare (in usa and elsewhere) get significantly MORE children than those who are well-educated and hard-working. Infact the factor that most strongly reduce birth-numbers are high education coupled with a poor or no system of maternity-leave and/or childcare No wonder, because it stands to reason that if you've got a good education, you want to use it too, educated women get children later, and thus tend to get fewer overall.

      The good news is, if you adjust society so that having children and working is reasonably easy to combine, people do, this is the main reason why for example Norway has good birth-numbers whereas say Germany has poor ones. It's certainly not because Germany has more government freebies. (infact the oposite is true, they've got a lot LESS than norway does)

      Yes, there's always be strata in a population. The degree to which society is divided is to a large degree influenced by politics though. If politics are bought and paid for, the tendency is that the already-rich get obscenely rich whereas the average people don't experience any great progress, and the poor stay as poor as they always where.

      The gini-index is a measure of HOW stratified a society is, generally richer democratic countries have a -lower- index, whereas poor countries, and fascist-run countries have a higher one. USA is an outlier, have a look at the map: (data from CIA) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gini_Coefficient_World_CIA_Report_2009.png

      Everywhere is stratified, the question is, does the university-professor make 10 times that of a burgerflipper, or does he make 3 times that of a burgerflipper ?

      Oh, and obscene education-costs ? Wasn't I the one to recommend -universal- access to education ? Getting an education in Norway, -any- education, costs zero. Well, you still need to cover living-expenses, but there is no payment for the education itself. Access it determined by qualifications, not by ability-to-pay. Those students who have the best grades and/or do best at the intake-tests are allowed to get the attractive educations, rather than those students with the richest parents. Makes sense to me.

  59. A PERMIT FOR WATER TANKS??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that for aesthetic reasons, to prevent the installation of colossal capacity tanks or just because its another way to gouge the householder?

    In Afghanistan, that would probably come under the heading of corrupt government bribery.

     

  60. Re:Leftists by conureman · · Score: 1

    I have trouble with this current semantic confusion regarding the term liberal. The conservatives have adopted a posture claiming most of the core liberal tenets, yet truly adhere to the reactionary conservative approach to life. Liberal thought is what our country was founded on, but most have a poor concept of freedom.
      I'd landscape a "lawn" of Lippia repens, if it was me, and comply with the local ordinance, without using ridiculous amounts of water. As far as that goes, a requirement to reuse household greywater to sustain our landscaping is something that should be implemented in all intelligently-run urban areas. Freshwater is nearly as precious as topsoil, and should be regarded as a finite commodity. IIRC, Orange has a kind of HOA approach to city ordinances, and the Has should have checked that out before buying into that scene. Representative democracy pretty much ensures that the stupids are in charge, so expect a ratcheting downward of all the good things.

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  61. But they still use way too much water by madsdyd · · Score: 1

    I think people in the US/North America need to educate themselves about energy and ressource usage.

    58,000 gallons is approximately 220 m3. This is about twice as much water as we use in our family pr. year, with 2 grown ups and two kids. And, we use quite a lot, compared to other families in my country.

    Apart from watering the lawns, I suspect the people in TFA have ineffecient utilities (toilets, washing machines, etc), leading them to use way more water than they need to.

    TFA mentions several hundres of dollars worth of savings from going from 299,000 gallons/year to 58,000 gallons/year. Say it is $500, then it must be about $2 / 1000 gallon. Compare this to our prices, which is about $40 / 1000 gallon.

    Given the right incitaments, you can clearly optimize your ressource usage a lot. Most often *without* having to change your lifestyle (OK, they ripped out the lawn, but I am talking about other ressource usage).

    Oh, and the country I am living in is Denmark, in case you were wondering.

  62. Translation to standard units by daem0n1x · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Public service: Translation to standard units.

    They went from spending roughly 1.1 million litres in 2007 of water to only 220 000 in 2009.

    1. Re:Translation to standard units by machine321 · · Score: 1

      That's a whole lot of plastic bottles.

    2. Re:Translation to standard units by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      Hey, I got modded offtopic. Guess I hit a nerve, somewhere. Listen mod: HOW ON EARTH IS THIS OFFTOPIC? Don't you have better places to spend your mod points? Asshole.

  63. The Tyranny Of The Lawn by westlake · · Score: 1

    As long as it's not presenting a danger to neighbors, they should be able to do whatever the hell they want with it.

    Living proof that the geek is truly a solitary cellar-dweller.

    The reason ordinances like these get passed is to keep peace in the family. To preserve the character and appearance of the street. To protect real [and perceived] property values.

    You can't go it alone. You have to get everyone on board.

    You have to be willing to make some concessions - the street view matters to your neighbors.

    Lawn opponents are taking on more than a rectangle of grass. They're fighting an institution, a way of life, a setting for childhood, a part of the American dream of home ownership. The Tyranny Of The Lawn [Sept 1991]

    1. Re:The Tyranny Of The Lawn by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Living proof that the geek is truly a solitary cellar-dweller.

      You spend an awful lot of time badmouthing geeks, for a guy who posts on Slashdot several times a day every day. Maybe you have some self-hatred issues?

  64. Eminent Domain by westlake · · Score: 1

    Property rights would be one of those. 51% of your neighbors can't simply vote that your house should be bulldozed and turned in to a park. Even 100% of your neighbors can't vote to make that happen. Your rights to your property supersede what the majority happens to want.

    The Constitution requires only two things: Just compensation and a taking for a public purpose. Your property can be taken and folded into a public park. The approaches to a bridge.

    1. Re:Eminent Domain by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      The Constitution requires only two things: Just compensation and a taking for a public purpose. Your property can be taken and folded into a public park. The approaches to a bridge.

      Or, as has been thrashed out recently in court, in order to hand it over to a developer who will build a privately-owned and -funded mall or housing development, as long as it will bring in more taxes than what you're paying on your property.

  65. Re:Leftists by daem0n1x · · Score: 4, Informative

    Outside the Anglo-Saxon world, liberal actually means right-wing. The economic and political doctrines are the same but the liberals don't care so much about religion and family values and advocate personal liberty on those matters.

    And then there are the Communists, Socialists and Social Democrats that we consider left-wing, but those don't exist in the USA.

    Since the Conservative Revolution in the 80s we've had most major political parties converting to liberalism in Europe. This means less regulations (for corporations), less taxation (for corporations), less government (translation: less social spending), privatisation of public services, etc.

    In short, the common people pay more taxes and receive less from the State, the corporations and the ultra-rich are free to fuck everybody in the ass and make all the money they want.

    Funny thing, everybody talks about the government expense these days. It's like the Devil itself. But the current free-market doctrine does nothing then making it worse and worse. As an example, the government builds a new public hospital, then gives it to a private corporation for management because "private is more efficient". The service is worse, the costs (supported by the State) are huge, but they move on as if this was a good idea. The same for everything you can imagine, from schools to public transportation, to roads. All the right wing pundits on TV and papers (they're all right wing, anyway) bitch and bitch and bitch about taxation and government spending, but they all defend this absurd model of the government handing millions to privates for (mis) managing public services and facilities. It's pretty clear to somebody owning a brain that this is a doomed model, but it's the standard in the Western world, nowadays.

  66. In Sacramento his NEIGHBOR would be up the creek by macraig · · Score: 1

    In Sacramento, it would be his neighbor with the fruit trees that would find himself in the crosshairs: he'd be declared an unlicensed food producer and cited and fined. There's an ordinance prohibiting any kind of food/crop plants in front yards, for no more reason than fear of liability; the city fears that, if a passerby were to eat something edible from accessible private property and become ill, even though it's not public property, the city might get named as a defendant in a lawsuit.

    Once again the lawyers wind up being the only winners....

  67. Not complicated by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 0

    Do the right thing -- as compared to the popular in /. thing -- and replant your grass and then let it die. Problem solved, and only you and the /. crowd not happy in the interest of serving justice and keeping the peace.

  68. news for nerds???? by owlnation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does /. now have a gardening section? How is this article news for nerds? Yes, I get there's a grasping at straws relationship to YRO -- but surely this is too far removed from nerd news even for that? Was it a virtual lawn? Did the lawn run linux? Was the lawn someone's overlord?

    I'm surprised at kdawson, this looks more like the kind of crap article that samzenpus regularly inflicts on us.

    1. Re:news for nerds???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is now as much a libertarian wank-off site as any political blog, so don't be surprised. Also, most of the people on here live in their parents' basement and don't have to deal with property values.

    2. Re:news for nerds???? by Renevith · · Score: 1

      How is this article news for nerds?
      [...]
      I'm surprised at kdawson

      I'm surprised at your surprise! kdawson is notorious for posting ridiculous articles, for example ones where a simple Google search or any other basic fact check would show them to be complete fabrications and/or fanboy nonsense. If I were going to block one editor from my front page, it would be kdawson.

      I happened to find this article interesting because I appreciate the topics of economics and liberty, but I recognize and agree with you that it probably doesn't belong on Slashdot, and so it was no surprise to me to see who posted it.

    3. Re:news for nerds???? by stilz2 · · Score: 1

      Of course it's relevant--it's talking about lawns!

    4. Re:news for nerds???? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      This should be obviously be in the Your Rights Onlawn section.

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    5. Re:news for nerds???? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      How is this article news for nerds?

      Water distribution has been an important technology problem since before Rome built its aquaducts. Throw in a bumbling central bureaucracy screwing it up and you have a decent Slashdot article.

      Don't make the mistake of assuming that technology is everything invented after you were born.

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    6. Re:news for nerds???? by QuietObserver · · Score: 1

      Excellent statement. I was thinking much the same thing when I read his post (not in those words, of course, but you captured the essence of my feelings on the subject perfectly). Yours is also the only comment on this post that actually addressed the issue at hand rather than brushing it off with nonsense. Thanks for making a statement that needed to be made; I'm not really sure I'd have been able to word my own feelings on the matter as eloquently or succinctly.

  69. Re:Leftists by conureman · · Score: 1

    This is what I'm talking about. When I think of liberal thought, it refers to tolerance of opinions, within the realm of physics; And if my effluent does not harm folks downstream, I'm free to do as I will in my own corner of the planet. The whole idea hangs on the presumption of a moral conscience and "reason" on the part of the citizen, which is where the fault seems to lay, as the ignorant masses support the criminal acts of the freebooters who've corrupted the system whilst touting the principals that they flout and subvert by their deeds. It's on television, so I guess Jerry Mander was correct about what that would do.

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  70. Was their yard ugly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was their yard ugly?

    I've lived in places with mandatory water rationing and seen very nice landscaping that was still green, yet never needed to be watered. Some attempts at doing this are ugly or worse (multicolored lava rocks).

    Was their yard ugly or do their neighbors simply hate them?

    1. Re:Was their yard ugly? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Was their yard ugly or do their neighbors simply hate them?

      From the looks of it, both. Their yard is brown. It doesn’t even look like a desert. It looks brown. It is a brown yard with patches of scraggly, weedy-looking vegetation.

      If they’d used a fair-quality sand or rock instead of WOOD CHIPS, at least it would look decent.

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  71. Re:Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To me, being a conservative in America means you believe in upholding the Constitution and the ideals of our forefathers. Granted, things have changed. However, the Constitution is not a living organism-- if it was, we would not need a process for amending the constitution.

    Either way, political terms in America are FUD and have been for a LONG time.

    I hesitate to label myself these days-- call yourself a Christian and people assume you're a bible thumping redneck who voted for Bush.

  72. What is this? by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

    Am I reading Better Homes and Gardens?

  73. Typical retarded Yank nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It cracks me up how you rail so vigorously about socialism when it comes to useful, important things like healthcare. Heaven forbid you get decent healthcare for half the cost of your current wasteful system, the USA is not socialist, fuck off with your socialism, land of the free, rugged individualism, etc. And yet this sort of thing goes on? Which is the worst kind of meddling in private matters and private property. Compare and contrast. Congrats on refusing socialism in areas where the benefits far outweigh the philosophical objections, whilst being way more socialist than any of the demonised european socialisms in the areas where they don't.

  74. I'd be in trouble... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But city officials told the Has they were violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants."

    I'm slowly working up to that by destroying my lawn, bit by bit, and replacing it with either wood chips or areas of washed, rounded ornamental stone. Both types of material are interspersed with plants and trees of a variety of types (all low-maintenance but pretty, and several of them are local plants). I loath mowing my lawn, and I refuse to add fertilizer, herbicide, or water to artificially keep it growing. I rake and mow it, but that's it. If it can't naturally survive on its own with that low level of attention then it can die ... and thus the wood chips, stone, and climate-tolerant plants advance. I think of it as a natural selection process with me pushing it along once the "loser" is clear, and currently the grass is losing bigtime. My goal is to reduce the amount of maintenance I have to do, reduce the long-term cost in materials, and keep the yard looking tolerably pretty. I'm not up to the 40% plants threshold, but I'll get there eventually if things keep going the way they are.

    Now here's the funny part: I don't live in a climate with a lack of rainfall, I live in an area with awful, nutrient-poor, rocky soil. If I was living in an area with water supply issues you'd think the city would be encouraging as little plant cover as possible. Sheesh, what's the natural amount of plant cover in that part of California?

  75. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why is this any different to them not watering the lawn and having it die. do you not have to pay for water in the USA or something? wasting hundreds of thousands of litre of clean potable water watering grass? that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. let the environment decide if you're going to have a lush green lawn. if it rains, you get it, if it doesnt you dont.

  76. Side by side picture? by Maeric · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a comparison picture of another few houses in the neighborhood where he lives. From the picture in the article the yard doesn't look very green and if all the houses around it are very green I would think this one would be an eyesore.

  77. Not really... by Alphathon · · Score: 1

    How is personal liberty for religion and "family values" a bad thing? More specifically, how is it in any way right-wing? The right are basically out to "preserve social order or traditional values" while the left "support for social change with a view towards creating a more egalitarian society". I really don't see how personal liberty towards ANY subject is counter to that.

    This means less regulations (for corporations), less taxation (for corporations), less government (translation: less social spending), privatisation of public services, etc.

    In short, the common people pay more taxes and receive less from the State, the corporations and the ultra-rich are free to fuck everybody in the ass and make all the money they want.

    This sounds rather a lot closer to the American uber-capitalist model than the European liberal one. While it is certainly a description of some parties in the right wing, it is not a description of liberalism, but infact closer to conservativism (is that a word?) which is pretty much (from what I understand) the same as the Republicans in the US, and is most certainly a good description of the Conservatives here in the UK.

    Also you have to remember, polotics is not a single one-dimansional left-right scale but is at least two-dimensional, if not three-dimensional. Liberalism pretty much applies to all major parties in the west, be they conservative or "liberal" as it describes views on personal freedoms and the like, whether it is predominantly one view or not. I doubt you find may conservatives who would say people shouldn't have the right believe/disbelieve in whatever religion they wish - they would probably get angry if it were really public and open etc as they would feel it was "changing things for the worse" though. I think a good anaolgy would be the Conservative and Labour parties in the UK. The Conservatives basically want to lower public spending, lower taxes and re-jig the taxes so that the rich stay rich (it's not what they say, but it's obviously their goal), while Labour promotes higher taxes for higher public spending, and a somewhat opposite tax policy. Both would be considered liberal (or social liberal to be more precise) but thier views on economics are very different, and that is what defines them. Both would best be described as centre or centre-left, with Labour being more left. The Conservatives are essentially conservative+social liberal, while Labour are basically socialist+social liberal.

    1. Re:Not really... by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      How is personal liberty for religion and "family values" a bad thing? More specifically, how is it in any way right-wing? The right are basically out to "preserve social order or traditional values" while the left "support for social change with a view towards creating a more egalitarian society". I really don't see how personal liberty towards ANY subject is counter to that.

      I never said it's a bad thing. But while Anglo-Saxons use "liberal" to mean personal choice of lifestyle, non-Anglo-Saxons use liberal in the free-market sense, like no regulations for businesses and corporations.

      So, while the word is connoted with the left in Anglo-Saxon sense, it means right-wing outside of it.

      I agree with you that the political ideas are hard to divide in left-right, the dimensions are so many.

      The Conservatives basically want to lower public spending, lower taxes and re-jig the taxes so that the rich stay rich (it's not what they say, but it's obviously their goal), while Labour promotes higher taxes for higher public spending, and a somewhat opposite tax policy. Both would be considered liberal (or social liberal to be more precise) but thier views on economics are very different, and that is what defines them. Both would best be described as centre or centre-left, with Labour being more left. The Conservatives are essentially conservative+social liberal, while Labour are basically socialist+social liberal.

      I disagree with you. Labours and most European parties which call themselves "Socialist" have jumped the fence to the right side. Basically they all surrendered to the free-market dogmas (called neoliberal around here). The social concerns are merely cosmetic, they're all in bed with corporations and high-finance. They distinguish themselves from the conservative only on the private moral issues, since all of them want the same: Privatisation of public services, no regulations for corporations, no social protection, etc.

    2. Re:Not really... by PAStheLoD · · Score: 1

      Non Anglo-Saxon here from the EU. We use liberal in the personal, be as gay as you want sense. Coincidentally, the left is associated with it.

      Also, there are no major political parties that are truly liberal nowadays, at least around these parts.

      Difference between left and right, liberal and conservative is just empty words, like most campaign promises.

      (Hurray for elections. Coming to Hungary in just a month! Pff..)

  78. Technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The wood chips are "living" in that they are full of bacteria and fungi.

  79. It goes against everything CA stands for!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    California stands for : Watering a desert to grow fruit "locally", so we don't have to import it from elsewhere. Why would concerns over grass be any different?

  80. FYI: Why these laws exist by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Part of the reason these laws exist is to deal with run-off. When it rains, road grease, soap, lawn fertilizers, dog crap, etc. all run-off into the street and then into the storm drains. Live plants absorb some of that run-off and slow-down the rate of flow. The storm drains can only handle the water at a limited rate - it can't funnel every raindrop over the entire city. It also prevents the tributaries from filling with all that run-off, changing the chemical balance.

    When you build a new structure, the local ordinances say how much of the ground you can cover with parking lots, roads, buildings, etc. - and how much needs to be covered in something living. Sometimes you can offset some of this by having a green roof, planting trees, etc. Also, the more green you have the fewer storm drains and underground pipes that need to be built and maintained. Sometimes the city may assess you based on this, or vary your taxes according to it. More developed land means more maintenance.

    NOTE: I am not justifying the behavior of Orange county. I'm just pointing out that, in general, these laws do have merit.

    1. Re:FYI: Why these laws exist by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason these laws exist is to deal with run-off. When it rains, road grease, soap, lawn fertilizers, dog crap, etc. all run-off into the street and then into the storm drains.

      Road grease goes directly from road to drain in a residential setting. Soap? Same thing (probably driveway to road to drain). Dog Crap? Do your duty: pick up doody. I could understand this being about soil erosion though. If so, the law is written incorrectly.

    2. Re:FYI: Why these laws exist by Bruha · · Score: 1

      The SOIL absorbs the water, when it rains the roots absorb so little that it does not matter, IE when the soil is saturated all that grass does not matter, it's going directly into the nearest stream.

      Lets face it, people seem to have this tendency to build homes in unsuitable climates, if Yellowstone was not a national park I'm sure there would be a city on top of it by now.

  81. really? by Alinabi · · Score: 3, Funny

    they were violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants.

    Maybe theirs is one of the 60% that don't have to be landscaped with live plants.

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  82. This is what happens by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    when you build a society on the pyramid scheme of home property values; common sense and personal freedoms are the first victims.

  83. An apropos quote by j_f_chamblee · · Score: 1

    There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

    -Edward Abbey

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  84. It is certainly my business by stomv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect that you mean that, despite it being my business, too bad. That's fine -- that's your opinion. That doesn't change the reality that many things that could happen on your property impact my quality of life.

    American (and, I suspect, Western) law has a long history of recognizing the impact we have on each other with respect to property. It's not just zoning laws, which limit everything from the shape of the building to where it's located on the property to what uses are permitted on the property and inside the building. Building codes require your building to meet standards with respect to safety, energy, accessibility, etc. Environmental laws prohibit certain dumping and other activities on your property, as do agricultural laws. Other laws prevent you from prohibiting for-profit companies (aka utilities) from seizing parts of your land above or below ground for their benefit. Still other laws can force you to sell your land to the government without your consent. Naturally, you're not free to do certain things to other animals, humans included, just because it's on your property -- even with their human adult sober consent. Heck, in most places you're not even allowed to be naked on your property if visible from the street.

    Your property is not a sovereign land -- it's part of a larger community and jurisdiction.

    Here's the thing: if you don't like the law, lobby to get it changed. Changing local law isn't hard. You've got to learn about the law, learn why somebodies thought it was a good idea in the first place, and then rally for support for the change. It takes work, but it isn't hard.

    You can either throw your rant on slashdot, even though your extreme property rights viewpoint doesn't mesh with the vast majority of property owners or citizens in the western world, or you can find a specific law that you think is unjust and go out and get popular support for changing it. Me: I'm doing the latter, as I'm interested in reducing the minimum parking lot requirements in my town (eliminating the requirements aren't going to happen anytime soon, so I'll work on making things better even if the end result still isn't as perfect as I'd like).

    P.S. Your "beef" is that the public doesn't vote on every law directly? Are you kidding? Welcome, welcome to American government at all levels, for the past 200+ years. Hint: politicians like being elected. If you want the law changed, make it clear to them that voters want the law changed. If the politicians don't change the law, change the politicians. That may be hard on a national level, but it's wonderfully easy on a local level.

    1. Re:It is certainly my business by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      Here's a viewpoint that's woefully underrepresented on slashdot right now.

      While I don't agree with the level of regulation that currently exists (see most any HOA rule, for example), there is most certainly a need to acknowledge just how much the actions of one affect the lives of others. This goes way beyond just common argument of property values.

      Let's turn the tables a bit. What if the city code required xeriscaping your lawn, prohibiting types and number of plants? Here's a rule that many won't like (green grass is seen by some to be a status symbol of sorts, for one). Why should anyone dictate what I can and cannot grow on my property?

      But collectively, such a regulation would be to the benefit of the community, at least when it comes to water usage. Disallowing xeriscaping has a different goal for the community. Will everyone benefit from a more uniform decor? Will the neighborhood be more pleasant to visit? Will property values rise? Will it decrease landscaping costs for everyone?

      I don't know the answers to those questions, but the point is that the community decided that requiring a green lawn was collectively important. If you feel that is not the case, feel free to change the local law -- that's much easier than at the state or federal level.

    2. Re:It is certainly my business by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Context here is everything. I thought it was pretty clear that this discussion is in the context of laws that specify what percentage of your publicly visible lot has to be covered by live vegetation, what colors you can paint your house, what plants are acceptable in your yard, how long the grass can be and what kind of cars can be parked (not stored, parked) outside of a garage.

      I.e., laws about aesthetics. As for changing the laws, that requires majority rule. I'm finding that there are enough people agreeing with these sorts of rules that they at least constitute the majority of the votes. I find it easier to just not move to places with an HOA.

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  85. Someone Needs to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck California.

  86. I don't get it either, but then by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Funny
    I don't get it either, but then I am from Holland. That much water here would get the city around, because you just flooded the bloody country. 3000 liters a day? Just how much comes out of a tap anyway?

    3 TONS of water. For one house. No wonder the US uses close to 10 times the amount of resources of decent human beings.

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  87. Re:NOT quite like building a large tower on your l by Bakkster · · Score: 1

    One could possibly have a similar thing here; eg, go to officials, lay out the situation (cost of water, need to redirect that $$$ to college fund for baby, etc.) & request an exemption.

    Of course, that requires the resident to know (or assume) that their town has a ridiculous ordinance requiring that their drought-stricken area essentially requires a grass lawn. Even if they go ask, there's no guarantee that the county/city clerk they speak with will have the faintest idea if the ordinance exists, and might just tell them that it's ok in order to get them to leave.

    So while this is a good idea in general, it really isn't useful in cases of completely ridiculous regulations.

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  88. Doesn't surprise me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this might stem from two possible scenarios. One the person realizes that they suck as an individual and rather than become a better person they beat others down so to remain in power. Or two, they are stuck in a situation in life and have to make other people's lives suck so they can have company in misery.

    I would say the best thing is probably fight fire with fire. I had a family member that had something similar happen to them. Where really it was just one person with a vendetta against him, and I helped out. I documented every traffic violation I could of government officials (parking, etc.), and shown instances in on their own property where they were in violation. Then came time to follow with setting into motion an audit of city books. Well, let's just say that he was left alone, and we did a lot of house cleaning that year and have a lot of new smiling faces. =) I wish the best of luck to you.

  89. CrazyEstes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's time to just shut down LA, blow the Hoover Dam, and let nature take it's course. That would cure us of Las Vegas, too.

  90. Pay taxes avoid prosecution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'It's just funny that we pay our taxes to the city and the city is now prosecuting us with our own money,' says Quan Ha.

    This quote makes no sense. Most people taxes. A lot of them are criminals. Does paying taxes mean you shouldn't be prosecuted for anything? I just robbed a bank, but hey I pay taxes so you can't prosecute me. I believe Quan Ha is innocent but definitely not because he pays taxes.

  91. Not entirely about the environment by sieb · · Score: 1

    From what I gathered in the article, they didn't tear out their grass to be "environmentally friendly" hippies, it sounds like that was just the overall excuse when really, they just can't afford to throw money at paying to water it. I am sure that if they stopped watering it the city would have had the same reaction to their brown grass. I don't buy the "I wouldn't want to live next to that" excuse since the article stated they erected a fence and planted plenty of plants, it's just that the city treats grass as plants and thus, easily cover the 40% requirement to their liking. I am surprised there wasn't some sort of permit required before they could do their landscaping, then I would understand being fined, but jail time for not having grass? Sounds like something for a higher court to decide on if the city council isn't going to hear their case, trust me, I've seen it happen.

  92. Re:Leftists by BVis · · Score: 1

    call yourself a Christian and people assume you're a bible thumping redneck who voted for Bush.

    If that's really not the case, next Sunday after church, find the "bible thumping rednecks" (there's probably at least a couple) and let them know, in no uncertain terms, that they're ruining it for the rest of you by acting like total idiots.

    And vote for whoever you want, just make sure you're doing it for the right reasons, and not just because Jesus told you to.

    I'll probably get troll-modded for this. I'm ok with that. If I were, I wouldn't put my handle on it.

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  93. Re:Leftists by hey! · · Score: 1

    I'll paraphrase what you said in your first paragraph: "Regardless of what a person chooses to call himslef, if you look closely enough at his political philosophy, most of the time you'll find it's incoherent."

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  94. Get rid of the "yard" by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Depending how bit it is, if it is covered in "woodchips" you likely are not using it other than to look at it.

    If it isn't huge, get rid of it. Replace it with a large Deck or just pave over it and make it a parking lot...

    If it isn't a "yard" anymore, it isn't subject to 40% plant coverage.

    Personally I am in horror of the amount of water being used for such a trivial purpose. What a waste of resources.

  95. Welcome to USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - The city tells you how to maintain your house (they shouldn't as long as it's not a safety hazard for anyone).
    - The govt mandates the TV stations on what kind of signals they need to broadcast in (they shouldn't unless it's a safety hazard).
    - Omeprazole 20mg is available without prescription but Omeprazole 40mg requires a prescription.
    - You can legally bribe politicians as long as you call it lobbying (It's bribing & corruption only if it happens in third world countries).
    - Microsoft has proposed a tax to clean virus infected Microsoft Operating Systems.

  96. Memes and Misquotes by ArundelCastle · · Score: 1

    This summary offers one of the best out of context quotes I've ever seen on /.
    "It's just funny...", said Ha.

    I would find it funny to hear whose money he thinks the city *should* be prosecuting them with.

    First they came "for the environment", and I did not speak out—because I like being indoors;
    Then they came "for the children", and I did not speak out—because I had no children;
    Then they came "for my safety", and I did not speak out—because I felt quite safe at home;
    Then they came for my lawn—and there was nowhere left for me to speak out.

  97. Not in my backyard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that the people should be able to put down woodchips if they want. They are not harming the environment at all. In fact, considering all the water problems out in California, you think that these types of steps would be encouraged. Instead, they are being sued over it. I think it is sad. As for property value, I think it is horrible that everyone is so concerned about it. We can not even put up a clothesline in our backyard because of these types of rules. But the same people who fight to prevent these things "in the name of property value" also claim to be environmentally friendly. It is the classic "not in my backyard" argument.

  98. Conflicts of interest between state and county. by TheHawke · · Score: 1

    As one /. poster has mentioned, they live in a arid, dry part of the state, where they have to pipe their water in over long distances. Voters and the state passed laws mandating water saving fixtures be installed in both new and existing structures.

    Now we got this county quibbling with a homeowner who decided to do xeriscaping to both save money and resources.
    There is no compliance issue here, this reeks of politics and someone trying to cover their a$$. If this does go to trial, it will set precedents, either way.

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    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  99. Typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's the pro-government conservatives like the kind you may find in orange county, who really only oppose social spending, and there's the anti-government conservatives who live out in the country so they can avoid government as much as possible. The majority of conservatives think they are the second kind...

    Fixed that for you.

  100. Oddly enough, look at the complaints of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oddly enough, look at the complaints of this. The property values meme where the actions of another makes YOUR life worse and therefore government MUST act to stop potentially deleterious acts is EXACTLY the same as AGW mitigation.

    Yet the drones who complain about AGW and how it's all a con are the ones saying that this property values meme is OK, or at least not a con.

    1. Re:Oddly enough, look at the complaints of this by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't really want to get into a global warming debate; but there is a distinction:

      Certain things that I might do affect your property. If I start Fuzzyfuzzyfungus' Quality Mycotoxin Smelter(come to us for all your cyberpunk vengance needs!) next to your house, your property will be directly affected. Within a few years, your kids will have some exotic flavor of cancer, and EPA dudes in moonsuits will be scraping off your topsoil for incineration. I am causing your property(and, in this example, you) direct damage for fun and/or profit. It isn't really different, ethically speaking, than my breaking into your store and stealing or smashing your merchandise.

      Other things that I might do affect your property value. If my taste in yard decoration runs toward bestiality-themed lawn gnomes, the market value of your property will likely fall substantially; but I will not have altered your property itself one iota. Here I am doing you no direct harm, I'm just altering market conditions in a way that happens to reduce the value of your holdings. The analogy would be my introducing a new product X that is shinier and cooler than your product Y, forcing you to liquidate your stock on Woot.com at a substantial loss.

      The forecast effects of global warming pretty much fall into the first category. If sea levels rise and your beachfront property becomes a tidal marsh, your property has been directly affected. If changes in precipitation patterns turn your farm into a dust bowl, you've been directly affected.

      Now, in practice, this sharp distinction is not nearly as useful as it sounds. Indirect damage hurts, just like direct damage does, and(in the vast majority of cases) people set up society in part to ensure at least some measure of security for themselves. Being vulnerable to substantial indirect harm at the drop of a hat is a form of insecurity. For this reason, virtually all societies regulate indirect harm to some degree(either through law, social convention, or both). However, while it increases personal security, regulation of indirect harm is a direct attack on property rights and(all too frequently) can take the form of anticompetitive pro-incumbent measures.

      (Incidentally, this is the part of libertarianism that I find deeply problematic on a theoretical level, and the thing that has caused me to be a great deal more skeptical of it than I used to be. The notion that the state should exist merely to protect its members from aggression against their persons and property by others sounds really simple and elegant. However, because of this uneasy matter of direct and indirect harms, as well as direct and indirect bonuses which are equally tricky though probably not as morally urgent, it gets really hairy in practice. Does the state protect only against direct harm? Are there any indirect harms sufficiently harmful that the state should protect me from them? If so, what criterion is used to distinguish them? Are there any direct harms modest enough that I don't need the consent of everyone affected in order to inflict them? If so, where and how do you draw the line? If not, how "free" can I be when I'm not allowed to make any noise that travels off my property without the express consent of anybody whose sleep might be disturbed by it? That would be pretty onerous. In the end, while libertarian ideals are a valuable protection against certain obvious abuses, I'm not sure that they actually tell you anything useful about all these little edge cases, and the edge cases are where most of life occurs. In practice, you pretty much fall back on a mixture of tradition, "common sense", and majoritarian standards setting, whether it be through a public sector mechanism like zoning, or a private sector mechanism like HOAs.)

  101. City Attorney Summarizes it nicely by sartin · · Score: 1

    FTFA:

    "Compliance, that's all we've ever wanted," said Senior Assistant City Atty. Wayne Winthers.

    It's not about green. It's not about live. It's not about water. It's not about eco. It's not about reasonable alternatives. It's not about whether the law is a good idea. It's about compliance. Typical bureaucracy

  102. Las Vegas by srobert · · Score: 1

    Orange County prosecutes you for putting in desert landscaping? Wow! Too bad they didn't live in Las Vegas. The Southern Nevada Water Authority pays customers $1.50 per square foot to convert lawns to desert landscaping.

  103. Re:Couple could face a maximum penalty of six mont by Coren22 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The problem with that is, Bush did nothing illegal. Both wars were declared by congress or else they would not still be going. If you have a problem with them, perhaps we should jail everyone in congress who voted for us to go to war?

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    APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
  104. Re:It's like 1984..but with more Kentucky Bluegras by The0retical · · Score: 1

    I actually laughed at that quote too.

    Having had a run with the joys of bored suburb code enforcement officers I can tell you first had how nasty these things can get because of an obscure law/city ordinance.

    In my case I just told them that it wasn't going to happen and if they wanted to challenge me on it I'll be happy to take them to court and see what a judge thinks. That and I walked down the street and left a 15 minute message on her answering machine with the addresses of every single house on the street who also didn't comply with her petty nit picking, there was something like 10 of them...

  105. Why is this on slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article has nothing to do with technology and...
    Oh wait
    Quan Ha, an information technology manager for Kelley Blue Book.

    Okay I'm satisfied.

  106. Lucky not to live in Houston by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 1

    If they lived in Houston, they'd be dealing with a Home Owners Association which would levy a fine and if they didn't pay the fine the HOA would institute foreclosure proceedings and sell their house out from under them.

  107. Government breaks it, then tries to fix it by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

    violating several city laws that require that 40% of residential yards to be landscaped predominantly with live plants This is a prime example of how government creates a problem (the water shortage) and then claims to try to "save us". They have been crying water shortage since the 80's (and probably before then) then turn off the water in Huron, force us to use low flow toilets(that don't even work!) and shower heads, and refuse to build desalinization plants. As Dianne Feinstein would have us believe, "It's a complicated issue". That or she's a moron.

  108. Re:Incoherence by conureman · · Score: 1

    Six and a half hours past my bedtime (1900 PST), I tend to get even more incoherent than usual. I know what I mean, and it's all from some of the classic works, nothing original. The point I attempted was that I don't confuse liberal with collectivist, and find the concepts to be in direct conflict, so my thoughts are confounded by popular misdefinition of a word. I think it's Newspeak- and working very well, as we debate the shape of the conference table.

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  109. Oh please. by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    This isn't about an authoritarian state. The majority of your neighbors decided they like grass so the city enforces it. The proper way to fix this in a democracy is to start a movement to change the law to allow for drought tolerant lawns without grass. The incorrect way is to violate the law then bitch and moan about how unfair it is that this existing law is being applied to you.

    I've actually done this exact thing with an HOA board in a subdivision. Grow up people. The government is pretty accurately reflecting your immature pettiness.

  110. Probably wouldn't grow... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    They don't do well in direct sunlight (there's a reason you find them on the north side of the tree trunk), and this being Orange county, I'm betting the place gets a lot of sun.

  111. My own opinion - the owners are being silly by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    A couple of things - while I'm a) all in favor of protecting the environment, and b) I agree that these property appearance rules can go too far... in this case, I think I'm with the city. It's all very well to say that you should be able to do absolutely whatever you want with your own property, but the fact is that what you do with your property affects other people. Don't agree? Then you won't mind if I buy the place next to you and install a toxic waste dump on it. After all, it's my property, right? Part of what you get when you buy a property is the right to enjoy the use of it - if you're neighbor's property is such a mess that it interferes with your enjoyment of your own property, then you've lost that. Reasonable people can disagree about the balance between your rights and your neighbors, but that's why we have city/county governments and courts. It's not "anything goes inside my fence".

    The summary of the article isn't accurate (what a surprise). The county is not telling them they have to grow a lawn full of grass and water it. They're telling them that they have to landscape it with at least 40% live plants. The owner's first pass it this was apparently to just rip out all the grass. Then, when confronted, they put down the wood chips and a few token plants. They could have easily have achieved their goals of massive water use reduction by following the damn ordinance - it would have ended up being a lot less expensive for them to just plant the lot 40% in desert plants than to dick around the way they have, and then be hauled into court.

    I have very little sympathy for the couple in question here.

  112. Here's the deal, though... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... they didn't do the xeriscaping. They just ripped up the grass and replaced it with nothing. When confronted, they later put in a few token plants and a decorative fence. You should look at the picture. The lot consists of a house, a sea of wood chips, and a few plants in front of the new fence and in one corner. I'm all in favor of environmental protection, saving water, and against unreasonable regulations... but it seems to me that the "victims" in this case are the ones being unreasonable.

  113. On the flip side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If I move into a subdivision and I agree to the HOA rules. I would expect everyone else who agreed to them to abide by them as well. If you don't agree to the rules, don't move in. Or if you've already moved in and you change your mind about agreeing with the rules move out. That's common courtesy to your neighbors which I think the U.S. is losing rapdily.

  114. City might drop the charges by tuck182 · · Score: 1

    Another article says the city is considering dropping the charges, since their lawn is actually now in compliance. Looks like there were just some bureaucratic hoops they didn't jump through.

  115. Conservatives by wh00dini · · Score: 0

    Wow, these are some of the most right-wing comments I've ever seen on /. funny that I agree with most of them.

  116. Not just residents have problems with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I fought against this stuff and design for three years, on the other side as a city councillor. You'd think I'd have an easy time, being their boss and all, but when the other six councillors don't have a problem with it you don't get much movement. I did get council to tell planning to go fuck themselves when they wanted to purpose a bylaw against RVs in the front yard. I proposed an amendment to remove a requirement to build a porch on new development, because who the hell is the city to tell someone they have to have a porch. It got voted against, then planning turned around two months later to get that requirement removed because the construction industry reminded them a porch as defined in our bylaws is very, very specific (ie. traditional enclosed porch you'd find on a farmhouse or something) and it was unfair to force them to build them (no shit).

    You know things are fucked when the 21 year-old is fighting against the 60 year-olds for the right to do whatever you want with your property as long as it's not a safety hazard.

  117. Re:Leftists by hrimhari · · Score: 1

    Outside the Anglo-Saxon world, liberal actually means right-wing.

    You sure you've been around? Last time I checked, Liberal meant center with as less state controlled stuff as possible, while right-wing meant a huge paternalist state, that is, communists.

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    http://dilbert.com/2010-12-13
  118. Water catchment legalities by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    When your roof area covers twenty five percent or more of a lot and your aquifer depends upon rainwater recharge, collecting what is falling on your roof can have an impact. A lot would depend upon how much of the rainwater you capture makes it to the ground and how much evaporates.

  119. I'll take the three cars on blocks. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    They match my three current projects (really 2 projects).

    One on jack stands right now.

    One garaged.

    One waiting for a drive train transplant.

    '69 Fiat 850 waiting for Mitsubishi Eclipse (the one on jack stands) power.

    Should scoot.

    But to back off the question a bit. HOA neighborhoods have such crappy lots you wouldn't have room for three projects. The two houses aren't at the same starting point.

    A set of choices grounded in reality: For the same money would you prefer a) a new house on a 1500 square foot lot with HOA. b) a 50 year old house on 1/4 acre and no HOA.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  120. One more reason to give California back to Mexico. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This it the stupidest thing their government has done this week.

  121. Re:Leftists by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    Communists are right wing? That's a new one. You're right, I need to be around more.

  122. Re:Leftists by hrimhari · · Score: 1

    The other left!

    That's what I get for having a retarded sense of direction... Liberals still seem centerish tho, although I fail to find true right examples in this case, except for the xenophobics and alike, but these seem to be called far-right.

    Our holy Wikipedia says this about right-wing:

    (...) Conservatives, reactionaries, monarchists, aristocrats and theocrats. The term is also used to describe those who support free market capitalism, and some forms of nationalism.

    And it says this about Liberals:

    (...) Liberal parties can be center-left, centrist, or center-right depending on their location.

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  123. 1st Amendment violation? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    This could be construed as speech. A pro-environmentalist statement on one's own private property.

    The constitution also prohibits depriving a person of their property rights without due process. One of those implicit rights is (presumably) to decorate it as you like.

    It could also be within the practice of religion. A possible element of many christian religions is respecting God's earth -- then the city is interfering with the free exercise thereof, then and there on one's own private yard, where they should be free from government persecution of any sort.

  124. you must live somewhere with low taxes? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

    I take it that you don't live in NJ? The rates there are 2-3 times higher than what I pay in virginia.

    For example, my hometown's rate is $3.70 per $100 dollars assessed. I have a 400k starter home in northern virginia which is taxed at about 1.04 per $100. In NJ each month I would pay $1,737 in Principal And Interest and $1,208 in taxes.

    This is an ongoing problem. Tax rates are even higher in states without income or sales taxes, but in NJ's case it has relatively high sales taxes and income tax rate. They're wondering why "the rich" are leaving, when even lower income people have to pay too much in state taxes.

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  125. Re:Leftists by NanepubPncvgnyvfg · · Score: 0

    As an example, the government builds a new public hospital, then gives it to a private corporation for management because "private is more efficient". The service is worse, the costs (supported by the State) are huge, but they move on as if this was a good idea.

    What else would you expect? That's not the free market (we've never had one), that's the unfree market (we've always had an unfree market); the government stealing money from the people and giving it to whoever the hell it wants. The perfect recipe for inefficiency, poor service, high costs, waste, etc. This "privatization" crap isn't true privatization, it's still public. True privatization is when you have a company that gets 100% of its revenue from people *voluntarily* handing over their money to it.

    but they all defend this absurd model of the government handing millions to privates for (mis) managing public services and facilities.

    Perhaps those stupid right-wingers do, but I ain't a right-winger or a left-winger; I'm an anarcho-capitalist (aka, true free marketer) which basically means that I believe the only just system -- and the only system that will ever work -- is a system based on voluntary exchange... that is, the free market, people free to give their money to whoever they want in exchange for the goods and services they want. This idiotic system we have now is why we're all screwed. Nothing is voluntary; government says what's what and that's that. In my opinion, anyone with a brain would agree that the system we have now -- based on theft, control, and not based on voluntarism -- is a doomed, unjust model.

  126. Re:Leftists by afterthought · · Score: 1

    Free-market doctrine clearly does not include the government pushing an individual institution to the private sector. Deregulation of an entire industry is core to the free market doctrine. However, the intent in deregulation is to open an industry to the private sector, not a "business or two." By handing a "hospital" over to a single corporation you are offering no incentive for the corporation to perform efficiently, because the costs ARE supported by the state. It's easy to be lazy if you always have somebody to fall back on. I'll agree the model is doomed however, don't mistake your deranged model for anything approaching the free market.

  127. Only in America... by dpastern · · Score: 1

    You gotta be fucking kidding me, right? You *own* the land, you should be able to do whatever the freaking hell you want with it!

    ffs governments have gotten out of hand.

    Dave

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    Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
  128. Re:Leftists by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    The right/left division is somewhat flawed. I came across with this some years ago:

    http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

    It explains the thing in terms of two axes. It decouples the right/left aspect from the liberal/authoritarian aspect. Your political position is represented as a pair of coordinates in a quadrant. I got X;Y = -9.12;-7.13.

    This means I'm a very liberal, very leftist guy. But the free-market rock-star economist Milton Friedman is also liberal, only on the opposite side. And it's his recipes that are being applied throughout the world since the 80s.

  129. Eek! Lawnmowers! by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    I had made the comment half-jokingly, but I looked it up and it turns out you *really are* more likely to be killed by a lawnmower than by a poisonous snake in the US:

    http://stats.org/stories/2007/risks_of_lawn_mowing_july17_07.htm

    "There were 133 fatalities in 2006 from using lawnmowers of all types, based on a national probability sample of hospitals in the U.S. and its territories. In 2005, there were 406 deaths."

    http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/mor_con_wit_pow_law_percap-contact-powered-lawnmower-per-capita

    The argument about "safety" from "snakes" is PURE bullshit, given the odds of being killed by a snake are virtually nill, and given that the main safety risk is *in your own garden* where you can decide if you want to cut the grass anyway. This just proves that you can get the public to blindly accept anything, no matter how absurd, by telling them it's "for their safety" and mentioning some virtually imaginary and statistically negligible risk to scare them. Some humans may have a built-in fear of snakes, but one person's irrational hysteria doesn't grant them the right to control other people by restricting their basic liberties.

    Why no hysterical outcry against lawnmowing? It's not only far more dangerous than snakes, but lawns have numerous other disadvantages: Noise, energy usage, pollution, cost, water usage (lawns are thirsty things), etc.

  130. It's California. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Nuff said...

  131. Re:Leftists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In short, the common people pay more taxes and receive less from the State, the corporations and the ultra-rich are free to fuck everybody in the ass and make all the money they want.

    Which is the way it's always been, and likely always will be.