Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancee' about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.
The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that is a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"
I don't think this timothy guy really exists. All the stories posted by timothy were several days old, so I suspect they were prepared before the weekend and then posted by some automated script while Malda, Hemos and the rest of the gang were having a hamster orgy.
No, it's true. If you're sure about something, like "sex is better than masturbating" (you do agree, don't you?), and someone claims the opposite, you're gonna laugh at him. Once you're not so sure about the claim, like "my dick's bigger than yours", you're gonna start yelling "no, it isn't true", or "FUD! FUD! FUD!", as it is put on Slashdot. See the pattern?
Yeah, my grandfather told about the uspo using Linux back in the 30's. That was before they took him to the lunatic asylum. And if you really don't work there, you must be smoking quite some strong stuff. What is it, and where can I get some?
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The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.
Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump.
"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that is a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"
It is. It's called "Insightful".
If he's so smart, why did he go to that stinking town of Grenoble? Or that stinking country, what's-its-name, for that matter?
Didn't they pay for it with their worthless stock?
I don't think this timothy guy really exists. All the stories posted by timothy were several days old, so I suspect they were prepared before the weekend and then posted by some automated script while Malda, Hemos and the rest of the gang were having a hamster orgy.
A stock ticker would have mentioned it the day it happened, not two days later. A news site, on the other hand... er, nevermind.
No wonder the Slashdot guys like that.
I am laughing about him.
Well, the current Linux hype isn't particularly helpful in this area!
Maybe they'll get some stickers to put on their monitors, so everyone can see how cool they are.
Wasn't that what I said from the beginning?
No, it's true. If you're sure about something, like "sex is better than masturbating" (you do agree, don't you?), and someone claims the opposite, you're gonna laugh at him. Once you're not so sure about the claim, like "my dick's bigger than yours", you're gonna start yelling "no, it isn't true", or "FUD! FUD! FUD!", as it is put on Slashdot. See the pattern?
Yeah, my grandfather told about the uspo using Linux back in the 30's. That was before they took him to the lunatic asylum. And if you really don't work there, you must be smoking quite some strong stuff. What is it, and where can I get some?
There must be a lot of uncertainty around here if so many people respond to that post at all.
No, you didn't. Otherwise you wouldn't mention it here. Got you!
Oh my, if I were to recommend Linux to someone, I wouldn't mention that!
Yeah, almost as bad as having a sucking site like Slashdot run on Linux.
Every day's a weekend for them.
That's why they usually post such unimportant stories here -- so nobody remembers having seen them before.
There won't be heroin for Linux, as all Linux users are smoking crack.
Just because Linux is popular, does not make it good software. It blows chunks.
You should be listening to white noise. It compresses quite poorly.
Fine. Now go and tell your mother!
Why don't you try this?
Who cares?