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  1. Why don't they just use Windows? on Cobalt buys Chilli!soft · · Score: 0

    This ever-lasting struggle to look a bit more like Windows is so undignified.

  2. chile y arenas on Cobalt buys Chilli!soft · · Score: 0

    That's what babelfish says. Translated back, it's "Chile and sands". Mmmm, tasty.

  3. We alle are showing respect on Can Indrema Beat Microsoft To the Punch? · · Score: 0

    We keep visiting Slashdot so Malda and the other retards can pay their bills.

  4. Re:Question on The Great Firewall Of China · · Score: 0
    This got scored a 1?

    No, a 2. It's about three screen pages down from the top, far beyond the average Slashdot moderator's attention span.

  5. Re:GPL anonymizer on The Great Firewall Of China · · Score: 0
    As a community of intellectuals,...

    Who the fuck are you talking about?

  6. Re:How sad. on The Great Firewall Of China · · Score: 0
    WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

    Why, the article explicitly mentions child pornography.

  7. Monty Python on The Great Firewall Of China · · Score: 0
    The world today is absolutely cracked.
    With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
    There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
    It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They only come up to you knees,
    Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to to please.

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
    You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They come from a long way overseas,
    But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

    I like chinese food,
    The waiters never are rude,
    Think the many things they've done to impress,
    There's maoism, taoism, eging and chess.

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    I like their tiny little trees,
    Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze.

    I like chinese thought,
    The wisdom that Confusious taught,
    If Darwin is anything to shout about,
    The chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

    So, I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They only come up to you knees,
    Yet they're wise, and they're witty, and they're ready to please

    Wo ai Zhong-guo ren [Wo, I chumba run]
    Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
    Wo ai Zhong-guo ren
    Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Ni Hao Ma? Zai zhen [Ne hamma? ... Chi Chen]

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    They're food is guaranteed to please,
    A fourteen, a seven, a nine and li-chese

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    I like their tiny little trees,
    Their zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-eze

    I like chinese,
    I like chinese,
    (fade out....)

  8. Re:Why they *really* allow Porn... on The Great Firewall Of China · · Score: 0
    You represent a country that claims to be for freedom and whatnot

    Nobody outside the US believes that anyway.

  9. What cultural values? on The Great Firewall Of China · · Score: 0

    Everyone keeps talking about American culture, but I still haven't seen any.

  10. Re:Leonardo DiCaprio confirms Anakin Rumours on Gnome Development Roadmap · · Score: 0
    I wonder if this article was ever posted?

    Looks like that emmett guy can't even handle posting stories right.

  11. Re:GNOME SUCKS. KDE DOESN'T. on Gnome Development Roadmap · · Score: 0
  12. Re:The cold hard facts about SGI on SGI and SuSE Team Up on FailSafe for Linux · · Score: 1

    Who needs a Microsoft engineer? Everyone else has those CDs.

  13. The quote marks are in place. on SGI and SuSE Team Up on FailSafe for Linux · · Score: 1

    For any company bigger than say 10 people, the guys you meet at the Cebit booth are not the actual product engineers. This sounds a lot like they hired a bunch of Linux people to pose as the real engineers and rave about the "community". The sad thing is it seems to work.

  14. Re:Meine Deutsche ist gut!!! on The New Garbage Man · · Score: 1

    At least his German is better than Hemos' English.

  15. lol on The New Garbage Man · · Score: 0

    I like that!

  16. Re:CowboyNeal: Fucking Liar? on New Business Card Rescue CDs · · Score: 0

    Are you saying he isn't?

  17. Re:The cold hard facts about SGI on SGI and SuSE Team Up on FailSafe for Linux · · Score: 1
    Most SGI engineers are willing to "lend" you an SGI 5.3 IDO CD if you ask them in the right way and make the point that it's for a non commercial and hobby system.

    It's easy to find someone willing to lend you a Windows 2000 and Visual C++ CD, so where's your point?

  18. Slashdot is for incompetent people on The New Garbage Man · · Score: 0

    A perfect match.

  19. An own topic item for Linuxcare? on New Business Card Rescue CDs · · Score: 1

    Are you making one for each company that has "Linux" in its name, or what?

  20. This is nothing but a marketing gag on New Business Card Rescue CDs · · Score: 1

    And that's what all there business-card cd-roms are for. So don't expect a link on their website or something.

  21. Fascist pig! on Dave 'Zoid' Kirsch Leaving id Software · · Score: 1

    Let the kids decide for themselves!