Oh No! Jake has fumbled his chance of getting a reduced sentence after releasing a stream of racist obscenities at the judge and general population. No good Jake
Well Chip, looks to me like someone didn't get their Florida's Natural orange juice this morning
I understand the fact that sometimes it's much less costly just to pay to have something go away, but patent trolls thrive on anything that validates them. I believe they'll just ask for more from someone else along the way
If they don't have any rights then they have no human rights. If they don't have human rights then they aren't human
I submit that kids are clearly not human
Slashdot Mirror
It's easier for the moment, and will be true shortly
Well, Slashdotters generally do not like the TSA and are interested in Ipads. So this is really a two for one story for the nerd community
And what would the economy of the USA look like without manipulating our own currency by means of quantitative easing and record low interest rates?
We're both currency manipulators
Looks like it's children's programing only for Tennessee.
Better get the horror section down pronto
Nothing like trying to call a friend late night on a Saturday, and instead your phone thinks it's a great idea to call your landlord instead
This gives me an idea!
1. Find an apartment with free electricity
2. Fill it with computers generating bitcoins
3. Profit
I wonder how long I could get away with that one
"Asian ass porn". Would you like to look up "Asain ass porn" too?
(This isn't going to work)
Oh No! Jake has fumbled his chance of getting a reduced sentence after releasing a stream of racist obscenities at the judge and general population. No good Jake
Well Chip, looks to me like someone didn't get their Florida's Natural orange juice this morning
Oh Jesus...
I can just now see Anonymous bringing havoc to the alert system with announcements from President Pedobear
I understand the fact that sometimes it's much less costly just to pay to have something go away, but patent trolls thrive on anything that validates them. I believe they'll just ask for more from someone else along the way
It's not that big a deal to me
Like when a certain company decides they have the right the republish every book? Where's the cute little cartoon for that lesson
I'm waiting to see a Memory Helmet being sold to me on late night infomercials
We need to engineer some more now!
At least the GED tests are still very easy
You be good now Australian hackers!
Spider bites and my penis are two things that should never be combined
It is when you pull it off as masterfully as Goldman Sachs did
I'm guessing the number of lawsuits
If they don't have any rights then they have no human rights. If they don't have human rights then they aren't human
I submit that kids are clearly not human
Simply? What the hell is simple about attempting to remake the economic capital of the entire planet?
Judging by the number of millionaires who work on Wall Street I'd say their formulas work pretty damn well
It's all part of the new Scientificish Method
Oh gee, I never paid people $0.20 a pop to write in phony complaints on Amazon Mechanical Turk
1. Fake Celebrity nude
2. Fake Watermark
3. Celebrity porn website with "real watermarked legit photos"
4. Profit
You're right. He doesn't even have a penis on his face yet