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  1. Re:Why just sex offenders? on New York State Releases Sex Offender Facebook App · · Score: 1

    Their heads would explode if they learned they themselves were more likely to sexually assault their own children than some stranger.

    Statistics: you're doing it wrong

  2. Re:What if we automatize all production ? on The Real Job Threat · · Score: 1

    Or post a link to the page, lazyass: http://www.thevenusproject.com/

  3. Re:Not surprising, and basically true on The Real Job Threat · · Score: 1

    "From each according to ability, to each according to need" will become a workable proposition. I wish it would come in our lifetimes.

    Please read "Atlas Shrugged" and try again

  4. Wait... on German Satellite To Fall From Sky · · Score: 1

    That's no satellite!

  5. Re:Other way? on Samsung Lawyer Fails To Differentiate iPad and Galaxy Tab In Court · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For something to be funny, it has to be based in truth...

    Humor: you're doing it wrong.

  6. Re:We want something new but the same. on Google+ Loses 60% of Active Users · · Score: 1

    [...]to keep in touch with some local friends so I know when/where the party is at on the weekends!

    Friendship: you're doing it wrong.

  7. Re:This is news now? on Indian Mathematician Takes Shot At Proving Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: 1

    Jesus, I could announce the same damn thing - can I be a Slashdot headline too?

    Your post seems to suggest that a Slashdot headline is somehow important... Care to elaborate?

  8. Re:So, where's... on Florida Reduces Penalties For 'Sexting' Teens · · Score: 1

    The types of people who villify sexting are the dirty old men-types who jack off to teen porn and pop boners watching their daughters play in the pool while being pissed that they couldn't have the same fun when they were younger, then spend the rest of their time praying for forgiveness and validating their perversions by projecting them onto others.

    All that is, of course, plain old prejudice. That, or you're talking from personal experience.

  9. Re:Curious on Florida Reduces Penalties For 'Sexting' Teens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That being said, by decriminalizing sexting by minors it's likely to have the side effect of opening up an entire realm of photos to pedophiles that were previously harder to come by.

    Well, it'd certainly release them of the need to kidnap kids to get the photos themselves. I see this as a win-win situation.

  10. Re:Fuck yeah America! on Healthcare Law Appealed To Supreme Court · · Score: 1

    Gas taxes effectively do this unless you're an electric driving hippy damn free loaders

    Yeah, fuck them all in the ass with a carrot! Those vegetables are quite renewable, right? Har har har!

    Wait don't those benefit other people trying to walk in front of my garage? Oh! We could get rid of all the decrepit public lampposts and have private ones, then I could charge a toll for my well lit private sidewalk.

    That's the spirit! Care for a suggestion? Everybody carries an RFID patch; the lamp-post are on-line and query the IRS; if the citizen didn't pay... the lampport turns itself off. Another upside: they get off your lawn!

    Yeah it's call property taxes, but then again maybe the police should be private then I can hire my own security firm I can only see that being a good idea right?

    Wait a second there, sport! Are you suggesting the police protects outsiders? From OTHER neighborhoods? Even (Flying Spagetti forbid) other states? Fuck that shit! I was kidding before, but that last one convinced me that the commies did win. I really hope those two you mention are the only taxes the american citizens pay. Thank's for the heads up, mate!

    But hey, once I again, I might be trolling, I might not be.

  11. Fuck yeah America! on Healthcare Law Appealed To Supreme Court · · Score: 2

    Citizens of USA should pay exclusively for the maintenance of the roads they use, the electricity of the lampposts that light their garages' entrances, and the police man-power required to patrol their neighborhoods. Anything else means the communists won.

    Disclaimer: perhaps I'm trolling, perhaps I'm not.

  12. Re:That's not good news on Social Media Bubble Pops Before It Fully Inflates · · Score: 1

    What mistake are you talking about? Milking the cow until the cow dies sounds pretty dandy.

  13. Re:Isn't the problem c? on Faster-Than-Light Particle Results To Be Re-Tested · · Score: 1

    Asimov already explained all of this in "Nemesis": gravity is a function of mass and speed. If you travel slower than light, gravity pulls you. If you travel faster than light, gravity repels you. Make sense to me!

  14. Re:Original contents here on Faster-Than-Light Particle Results To Be Re-Tested · · Score: 1

    Original contents of WHAT, punk?

  15. Re:Psychohistory? on Using a Supercomputer To Predict Revolutions · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it, mate.

  16. Re:noko on Researchers Create Renewable Carbon Dioxide Sponge · · Score: 2

    Sometimes, people need to get banged in the head with the obvious.

  17. Re:Human Brain? on Whither Moore's Law; Introducing Koomey's Law · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't run Minecraft on your brain.

  18. Re:Slackers on EU Extends Music Copyright to 70 Years · · Score: 1

    Whichever has the "let's make better music" reference.

  19. Re:Slackers on EU Extends Music Copyright to 70 Years · · Score: 0

    Since you're so familiar with it, post a link and I'll read it gladly.

  20. Re:Duh. on Why Aren't There More Civilians In Military Video Games? · · Score: 1, Troll

    In games I just want to be able to kill people without feeling guilty or sadistic.

    Isn't that pretty much the definition of sociopathic behavior?

  21. Another success on EU Extends Music Copyright to 70 Years · · Score: 1

    for the lobbysts. Good job, EU!

  22. Re:Where is this socialist-communist utopia... on EU Extends Music Copyright to 70 Years · · Score: 1

    Spoken like a true anonymous coward.

  23. Re:Slackers on EU Extends Music Copyright to 70 Years · · Score: 0

    No.

  24. Re:Send 'em all back on Hurt Locker Lawsuits May Reach Canadians, Too · · Score: 1

    I feel the pull of your trolling all the way form the southern hemisphere.

  25. Re:It's for signatures on Why the Fax Machine Refuses To Die · · Score: 1

    You mean it... doesn't? Then how... what... I put the page and... what? It "magically" appears in the other end? Don't be silly.