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  1. Re:Funny on Lack of Technology Puts Star Wars Series On Hold · · Score: 1

    It felt more like a Battlestar Galactica without any resemblance to Battlestar Galactica

    There, FTFY.

  2. Re:Do not use mySQL on Ask Slashdot: Verifying Security of a Hosted Site? · · Score: 1

    DO make your database operations into stored procedures and only give your database user the execute rights on those procedures and NOTHING else

    As opposed to what, mister? Writing SQL in PHP?

  3. Re:Should just drop support for IE entirely on Google Incrementally Dropping Support For Older Browsers · · Score: 1

    Too many websites that would just not render at all.

    Ironically enough, I bet those sites render perfectly under IE 6.

  4. Re:She should cash in on her instant fame on Anatomy of a Privacy Nightmare · · Score: 2

    And only in America you'd expect a private citizen to suck it up and be blamed upon failure to become rich in the process of sucking-it-up.

  5. Re:Definitive 6th edition on Book Review -- JavaScript: the Definitive Guide, 6th Edition · · Score: 1

    The guys who replied to my first post beg to disagree with both of us, my friend...

  6. Re:1100 Pages on Book Review -- JavaScript: the Definitive Guide, 6th Edition · · Score: 1

    Read 40 pages a day and you are done in less than a month.

    Or... I could play Angry Birds for an hour, instead!

  7. Re:Something's fishy here... on Book Review -- JavaScript: the Definitive Guide, 6th Edition · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Mr. Serious Grammar Nazy. No, wait, I think that was me... I'm confused now. :S

  8. Something's fishy here... on Book Review -- JavaScript: the Definitive Guide, 6th Edition · · Score: 0

    If it's "The Definitive Guide", how can there be a 6th edition? I mean, a first edition would suffice if it was truly definitive...

  9. Re:9viewsonly.com on Embed a Video, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are a genius!

  10. Re:Gmail passwords collected so far.. on Google Uncovers China-Based Password Collection Campaign · · Score: 1

    Hilarious.

    FYI, hunter2 reference: http://bash.org/?244321

    Wait a second, sport... you have bookmarks to bash.org?

  11. Re:The best defense is a strong offense on Chinese Military Admits Existence of Cyberwarfare Unit · · Score: 1

    How sad...

  12. Re:The best defense is a strong offense on Chinese Military Admits Existence of Cyberwarfare Unit · · Score: 1

    I bet that conceptually, all armies act withing the bounds of their capabilities, which, for the US, might seem close to limitless.

    Limitless? That's certainly not true.

  13. Re:The best defense is a strong offense on Chinese Military Admits Existence of Cyberwarfare Unit · · Score: 1

    I mean conceptual difference, sir. But on further consideration, perhaps all armies need to be loaded with "nationalistically charged youngsters". Otherwise, you get an army of old wise men who just might decide it's better to use some diplomacy and civilized negotiation, and we just can't have that, can we?

  14. Re:The best defense is a strong offense on Chinese Military Admits Existence of Cyberwarfare Unit · · Score: 1

    That, my good man, is the art of war.

    Quite true, but that's not the point. The point is that there's no difference between USA's warfare and China's.

  15. Re:The best defense is a strong offense on Chinese Military Admits Existence of Cyberwarfare Unit · · Score: 2

    China has a large population of very nationalistically charged young people

    Are you suggesting that other powerful nations - for the sake of the argument, lets say the USA - lack a certain stock of these "nationalistically charged young people"? I'd say most of USA's population is "nationalistically charged", and pretty much willing to go for a joyride shooting people anywhere in the world... provided their target is week, poor and its counter-attack capabilities are laughable.

  16. Re:creepy is right on Unabomber Property Up For Creepy Online Auction · · Score: 1

    What I think is that this douche is not an historical figure. He's a plain-old contemporary criminal, though famous. Nothing more, nothing else. His shit is of no value outside criminal records and the sensationalist press. The content of his papers can be digitalized and the actual papers burned. Nothing of value is lost. If someone wants to make a buck out of that crap, and someone is crazy enough to pay for it... they're all welcome to it.

  17. Re:Dear Mr. Zuckerberg, on Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills · · Score: 1

    The most humane way to kill anything is old age, you insensitive clod!

  18. Re:Awesome, why do sociopaths run everything? on Zuckerberg Only Eating Animals He Personally Kills · · Score: 1

    So you're saying you appreciate the realization of the fact that animals must die if you are to survive, but dislike that Olé Mark want to eat what he kills in order to appreciate it?

    If that's the case, it is my honest opinion that you're a pussy and a hipster, and My Man Mark deserves respect for this thing.

  19. Re:creepy is right on Unabomber Property Up For Creepy Online Auction · · Score: 1

    Why? Please elaborate.

  20. TFA sucks on Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass · · Score: -1, Troll

    TFA sucks bigtime... does the student?

  21. Re:Someone's been reading the Ender's Game Quartet on Does Quantum Theory Explain Consciousness? · · Score: 1

    I'm a firm believer[...]

    Your dogmatic belief system is not welcomed here, you mindless fanatic!

  22. Re:Dissapointing on NASA Rejoins Space Race With Manned Deep Space Craft · · Score: 2

    Building rockets that can escape earth's gravity is more than just space exploration, there are military uses for this technology and it helps justify the expenses.

    Do you always need a military use for every conceivable piece of technology? You make me sick.

  23. Re:Karma's a bitch, Sony. on Sony Music Greece Falls To Hackers · · Score: 1

    I'm not a fanboy, I just disagree with that schmuck who think he's living inside Hackers and someday will wear a dress and fuck Angelina Jolie if he keeps hacking the planet. But thanks for feeding my point with more analogies, anyway.

  24. Re:Karma's a bitch, Sony. on Sony Music Greece Falls To Hackers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So if someone breaks into your house and steals your TV the police you should tell you to go fuck yourself because you didn't barricaded and guarded your belongings with firearms? If you catch a cold your doctor should tell to to suck it up and go live somewhere less cold?

    You, sir, are an idiotic toddler.

  25. Re:How about not? on Kaspersky Calls For 'Internet Interpol' · · Score: 1

    Identification = Username + ID card + chip implanted at birth

    Authentication = DNA + Iris pattern + fingerprint

    Authorization = none without explicit per-operation grant by competent authority

    Done, I've solved it! Not the internet interpol can perfom a fine job.