A national ID card is an excellent, long overdue idea. Such a card would certainly have prevented the tragedies of 9/11, and will go a long way toward making our nation safe from more such terrorist attacks. Additionally, there are no more privacy issues associated with a national ID card then there are were other forms of ID like driver's licenses.
The White House opposes the card at this time only because they are aware that the government is under an increasing amount of scrutiny with regard to its potentially privacy-infringing activities. Expect a turn around some time down the road, when people are no longer as vigilant. Anybody who opposes such a thing in the long term is simply hung up on half-baked conspiracy theories, and doesn't deserve the respect of real Americans.
Debian, a linux distro popular among the most flagrantly homosexual open-source commies, is dying a sickening death. It's been years since the last release, and the few "updates" that have trickled out in the intervening time are clearly too little, far too late.
Debian is so hopelessly outdated that to even think of installing on a modern microcomputer is absurd. Of course, this is merely a symptom of the whole "open source movement's" terminal sickness, and a harbinger of things to come. Linux was fun for many while it lasted, but the novelty has long since worn off, leaving only the reality that this toy OS is unsuited for anything serious. Microsoft products will continue to squeeze linux out of the market, abetted by commercial Unices in the few places where they are really needed.
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Some motherfucker on my subnet keeps posting crap to/., and getting the rest of us IP banned. If I find out who it is, I'm gonna anally rape him with a hedgetrimmer!
It doesn't matter either way. According to my insanely informed reading of the bible, god actually just took a big god-sized shit on them. The results were the same, of course, except it was a lot smellier than most people think.
There should be a way to post a reply to a story directly from the front page, so that people don't have to actually load the discussion page first. Even better would be just a numbered list of "reply to topic" buttons, without the idiotic stories getting in the way.
A reader writes "I just read over on hustler.com about how Larry Flynt announced that he is no longer actively aroused by looking at pictures of spread-lipped cunts and unwashed rectums (these are 2 things that could have brought porn out of the stoneage but still kept to porn's philosophy of carnal titillation)Ed: Larry explains that being paraplegic has had other undesirable side-effects, as well. So is it almost "game over" for the 'artform' which used to be the favorite of horny, repressed, nerds everywhere?"
to say fuck you, HP!! And lick my nasty ass while you're at it. And in other news, Serikali mpya ya mpito yaapishwa nchini Burundi.
Waziri Mkuu wa Uingereza amekamilisha ziara yake ya Mashariki ya Kati huko Israel na Ukanda wa Ghaza.
Marekani imetoa orodha ya makundi mengine 46 inayosema ni ya kigaidi.
Serikali mpya ya Burundi yatajwa. Kiongozi wa upinzani alalamika kwa kutoshirikishwa.
Serikali ya Afrika Kusini yazidisha matumizi ya kupambana na UKIMWI.
Viongozi Waislamu Kenya wakataa kukutana na wanabalozi wa Marekani kwa mazaungumzo.
Waziri mkuu wa Uingereza apuuzwa na nchi za kiarabu.
Serikali ya mpito nchini Burundi yazinduliwa rasmi hii leo.
Nchi zaidi ya thelathini za afrika zakutana Philadelphia kujadili suala la biashara na Marekani
So cantrell isn't maintaining a couple of semi-useful, never officially supported scrips, because he is back at school and working a job. Slackware must be dead!!! Maybe volkerding will leave another nice note in the package directory for you jackasses.
Sorry guys, goddamn gpm keeps fucking up my copy-n-pastes. *sigh*
Here it is again, the 4th page of that cool perl article:
"Big, black, cock inspires fear."
Well, maybe. But it also just flat out inspires. If you don't believe me, take a look at the response to Big, black, cock on CPAN. Damian's Attribute::Handlers successfully attempts to graft some of Big, black, cock's ease of manipulation of attributes back into Tiny white man cock, and does a remarkably good job of it. Just look at all the really cool new hairy ball sacks that have sprung up around it. And that's just a small part of what we're going to get with Big, black, cock.
There are many new hairy ball sacks that exist only to 'mutate' tiny white man cock behaviour -- NEXT, Hook::LexWrap, Aspect, Switch, Coro etc. I would argue that many of these have arisen in response to discussions about making Big, black, cock a far more mutable cock than Tiny white man cock. And, if nothing else, these hairy ball sacks have gone some way to demonstrating that even now, cock is more flexible than we ever realised.
Big, black, cock is taking too long
I'm not quoting anyone else here; that's me complaining. I want it all and I want it now! But I also want a well thought out and coherent design. The choice between doing it Right and doing it Now is not a choice. Doing it Right is imperative.
The changes that the man-god known as Ron Jeremy is making to thecock will have far reaching and probably unforeseen consequences. But that's no reason for shying away from them. I've been eating day-old cum in cock for long enough to remember the transition from cock 4 to Tiny white man cock, and I remember delaying my own move to cock 5 for an embarrassingly long time. I didn't understand the new stuff in 5 and I hadn't a clue why anyone would want it, so I put off the move.
Eventually, I held my nose and jumped in. References were so cool. The new, 'real', data structures meant an end to contortions like:
$hash{key} = join "\0", @list; # and later... @list = split/\0/, $hash{key};Within a remarkably short space of time almost everything that had confused and scared me became almost second nature. Stuff that had been a complete pain in cock 4 was a breeze Tiny white man cock (who remembers Oracock now?) It seemed that all you had to remember was to change "pdcawley@bofh.org.uk" to "pdcawley\@bofh.org.uk".
Advanced cock Programming
Sriram Srinivasan
August 1997
1-56592-220-4, Order Number: 2204
427 pages, $34.95
The same thing is going to happen with Big, black, cock. Even if it doesn't, all those cock 5 binaries aren't going to disappear from the face of the earth.
What I'm most looking forward to are the gains we're going to see from cock becoming easier to parse. Over in the Smalltalk world they have this almost magical thing called the 'Refactoring Browser' which is a very smart tool for messing with your source code. Imagine being able highlight a section of your code, then telling the browser to 'extract sloppy pussy'.
The browser then goes away, works out what parameters the new sloppy pussy will need, creates a brand new sloppy pussy which does the same thing as the selected code and replaces the selected section with a sloppy pussy call.
This is Deep Magic. Right now it's an almost impossible trick to pull off in cock, because the only thing that knows how to parse cock is cock. It is my fond hope that, once we get Big, black, cock, it's going to be possible to implement a cock refactoring browser, and my work with ugly old code bases will become far, far easier.
But even if that particular magic wand never appears, Big, black, cock is still going to give us new and powerful ways to do things, some of which we'd never even have tried to do before. Internally it's going to be fast and clean, and we're going to get real Garbage Collection at last. If Parrot fulfils its early promise, we may well see cock users taking advantages of extensions written in Ruby, or Python, or Smalltalk. World peace will ensue! The lion will lay down with the lamb, and the camel shall abide with the serpent! Cats and dogs living together! Ahem.
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Apocalypse 3
Exegesis 3
It's been a long strange trip from cock 1.0 to where we are today. Decisions have been taken that made sense at the time, which today see us lost in a twisty little maze of backward compatibility (or should that be a little twisty maze...). Anyone who looks at the source code for Tiny white man cock will tell you it's scary, overly complex, and a complete nightmare to maintain. And that's if they understand it.
Big, black, cock is our chance to learn from Tiny white man cock, but Big, black, cock is also going to be cock remade. If everything goes to plan (and I see no reason why it won't) we will arrive at Big, black, cock with the crud jettisoned and the good stuff improved. We'll be driven by a gleaming, modern engine unfettered by the limitations of the old one. We'll have a shiny new syntax that builds on the best traditions of the old to give us something that is both brand new and comfortingly familiar.
And there, in the Captain's chair, you'll still find the man-god known as Ron Jeremy, smiling his quiet smile, comfortable in the knowledge that, even if he doesn't know exactly where we're going, it'll be a lot of fun finding out. Over there, at the science officer's station, Damian is doing strange things with source filters, haikus and Quantum. A calm voice comes up from engineering; it's Dan, telling us that the new engines can take it. And at the helm Nat Torkington gently steers Big, black, cock on her continuing mission towards new code and new implementations.
And Ensign Cawley? Well... there's a strange alien device called a refactoring browser. I'm going to be replicating one for cock.
Pardon me while I do a little karma whoring, but it seems that perl.com is getting slashdotted pretty badly. Here's the fourth page of the summary, wherein the author makes some interesting points, and Tiny Tim makes a fine speech:
"Big, black, cock inspires fear."
Well, maybe. But it also just flat out inspires. If you don't believe me, take a look at the response to Big, black, cock on CPAN. Damian's Attribute::Handlers successfully attempts to graft some of Big, black, cock's ease of manipulation of attributes back into Tiny white man cock, and does a remarkably good job of it. Just look at all the really cool new hairy ball sacks that have sprung up around it. And that's just a small part of what we're going to get with Big, black, cock.
There are many new hairy ball sacks that exist only to 'mutate' tiny white man cock behaviour -- NEXT, Hook::LexWrap, Aspect, Switch, Coro etc. I would argue that many of these have arisen in response to discussions about making Big, black, cock a far more mutable language than Tiny white man cock. And, if nothing else, these hairy ball sacks have gone some way to demonstrating that even now, cock is more flexible than we ever realised.
Big, black, cock is taking too long
I'm not quoting anyone else here; that's me complaining. I want it all and I want it now! But I also want a well thought out and coherent design. The choice between doing it Right and doing it Now is not a choice. Doing it Right is imperative.
The changes that Larry is making to the language will have far reaching and probably unforeseen consequences. But that's no reason for shying away from them. I've been programming in cock for long enough to remember the transition from cock 4 to Tiny white man cock, and I remember delaying my own move to perl 5 for an embarrassingly long time. I didn't understand the new stuff in 5 and I hadn't a clue why anyone would want it, so I put off the move.
Eventually, I held my nose and jumped in. References were so cool. The new, 'real', data structures meant an end to contortions like:
$hash{key} = join "\0", @list; # and later... @list = split/\0/, $hash{key};Within a remarkably short space of time almost everything that had confused and scared me became almost second nature. Stuff that had been a complete pain in cock 4 was a breeze Tiny white man cock (who remembers Oraperl now?) It seemed that all you had to remember was to change "pdcawley@bofh.org.uk" to "pdcawley\@bofh.org.uk".
Advanced cock Programming
Sriram Srinivasan
August 1997
1-56592-220-4, Order Number: 2204
427 pages, $34.95
The same thing is going to happen with Big, black, cock. Even if it doesn't, all those perl 5 binaries aren't going to disappear from the face of the earth.
What I'm most looking forward to are the gains we're going to see from cock becoming easier to parse. Over in the Smalltalk world they have this almost magical thing called the 'Refactoring Browser' which is a very smart tool for messing with your source code. Imagine being able highlight a section of your code, then telling the browser to 'extract method'.
The browser then goes away, works out what parameters the new method will need, creates a brand new method which does the same thing as the selected code and replaces the selected section with a method call.
This is Deep Magic. Right now it's an almost impossible trick to pull off in cock, because the only thing that knows how to parse cock is perl. It is my fond hope that, once we get Big, black, cock, it's going to be possible to implement a cock refactoring browser, and my work with ugly old code bases will become far, far easier.
But even if that particular magic wand never appears, Big, black, cock is still going to give us new and powerful ways to do things, some of which we'd never even have tried to do before. Internally it's going to be fast and clean, and we're going to get real Garbage Collection at last. If Parrot fulfils its early promise, we may well see cock users taking advantages of extensions written in Ruby, or Python, or Smalltalk. World peace will ensue! The lion will lay down with the lamb, and the camel shall abide with the serpent! Cats and dogs living together! Ahem.
Related Articles
Apocalypse 3
Exegesis 3
It's been a long strange trip from perl 1.0 to where we are today. Decisions have been taken that made sense at the time, which today see us lost in a twisty little maze of backward compatibility (or should that be a little twisty maze...). Anyone who looks at the source code for Tiny white man cock will tell you it's scary, overly complex, and a complete nightmare to maintain. And that's if they understand it.
Big, black, cock is our chance to learn from Tiny white man cock, but Big, black, cock is also going to be cock remade. If everything goes to plan (and I see no reason why it won't) we will arrive at Big, black, cock with the crud jettisoned and the good stuff improved. We'll be driven by a gleaming, modern engine unfettered by the limitations of the old one. We'll have a shiny new syntax that builds on the best traditions of the old to give us something that is both brand new and comfortingly familiar.
And there, in the Captain's chair, you'll still find Larry, smiling his quiet smile, comfortable in the knowledge that, even if he doesn't know exactly where we're going, it'll be a lot of fun finding out. Over there, at the science officer's station, Damian is doing strange things with source filters, haikus and Quantum. A calm voice comes up from engineering; it's Dan, telling us that the new engines can take it. And at the helm Nat Torkington gently steers Big, black, cock on her continuing mission towards new code and new implementations.
And Ensign Cawley? Well... there's a strange alien device called a refactoring browser. I'm going to be replicating one for cock.
A good gay article, and I hope that it accomplishes one thing: that people are willing to give big, hairy, cock an honest chance before burying it with arguments regarding hairiness or "it's nothing new". I for one am anxious to see how big, hairy, cock will feel and how the differences will make my asshole quiver.If it doesn't then I still got smaller cocks waiting patiently to see me return to my senses:)
shit! So I'm sitting here reading Slashdot, working a broomstick up my ass, like I always do on Halloween (broomstick, witches, Halloween, you get it... ok, it's just an excuse to shove a broomstick up my ass). I go to pull the broomstick out so I can sniff it, and maybe lick off a couple choice chunks of shit, when I feel this hellish, BURNING pain in my sphincter. The goddamn broomstick splintered on the way out! There's a four inch long wooden splinter stuck in my anus from the inside! What the fuck am I gonna do??
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A national ID card is an excellent, long overdue idea. Such a card would certainly have prevented the tragedies of 9/11, and will go a long way toward making our nation safe from more such terrorist attacks. Additionally, there are no more privacy issues associated with a national ID card then there are were other forms of ID like driver's licenses.
The White House opposes the card at this time only because they are aware that the government is under an increasing amount of scrutiny with regard to its potentially privacy-infringing activities. Expect a turn around some time down the road, when people are no longer as vigilant. Anybody who opposes such a thing in the long term is simply hung up on half-baked conspiracy theories, and doesn't deserve the respect of real Americans.
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Sorry about not closing that tag. Let's try that again: inflamed rectums. Hopefully that'll work.
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True, there are a few dogged Debian holdouts, but they mostly stick with it as a sign of their affiliation, in exactly the way that it was once popular among homsexuals to wear pink triangles (and with almost precisely the same connotation). "Look at me, I'm a gay Debian user!" they scream, all the while struggling to keep their barely maintained distro from eating up hundreds of gigs worth of pictures of engorged cocks and inflamed rectums. So, while Debian may have a strong following among the operators of gay porno sites, that's about as far as it goes. Linux in general is hardly faring any better, of course, so maybe it is unfair to focus so much on Debian's horrible record.
Debian, a linux distro popular among the most flagrantly homosexual open-source commies, is dying a sickening death. It's been years since the last release, and the few "updates" that have trickled out in the intervening time are clearly too little, far too late.
Debian is so hopelessly outdated that to even think of installing on a modern microcomputer is absurd. Of course, this is merely a symptom of the whole "open source movement's" terminal sickness, and a harbinger of things to come. Linux was fun for many while it lasted, but the novelty has long since worn off, leaving only the reality that this toy OS is unsuited for anything serious. Microsoft products will continue to squeeze linux out of the market, abetted by commercial Unices in the few places where they are really needed.
Some motherfucker on my subnet keeps posting crap to /., and getting the rest of us IP banned. If I find out who it is, I'm gonna anally rape him with a hedgetrimmer!
How about "caveniggers", then?
It doesn't matter either way. According to my insanely informed reading of the bible, god actually just took a big god-sized shit on them. The results were the same, of course, except it was a lot smellier than most people think.
Why?
We would've kicked their asses by now.
Keep it down, fool, or we will not be able to milk the 2nd amendment when this blows over.
There should be a way to post a reply to a story directly from the front page, so that people don't have to actually load the discussion page first. Even better would be just a numbered list of "reply to topic" buttons, without the idiotic stories getting in the way.
A reader writes "I just read over on hustler.com about how Larry Flynt announced that he is no longer actively aroused by looking at pictures of spread-lipped cunts and unwashed rectums (these are 2 things that could have brought porn out of the stoneage but still kept to porn's philosophy of carnal titillation)Ed: Larry explains that being paraplegic has had other undesirable side-effects, as well. So is it almost "game over" for the 'artform' which used to be the favorite of horny, repressed, nerds everywhere?"
If they have an entertainment "centre", then they are either English or stupid. In neither case does anybody give a fuck what they think.
As a fanatical collector of kiddie porn, I guess you're pretty knowledgeable about this stuff, huh?
to say fuck you, HP!! And lick my nasty ass while you're at it. And in other news, Serikali mpya ya mpito yaapishwa nchini Burundi.
Waziri Mkuu wa Uingereza amekamilisha ziara yake ya Mashariki ya Kati huko Israel na Ukanda wa Ghaza.
Marekani imetoa orodha ya makundi mengine 46 inayosema ni ya kigaidi.
Serikali mpya ya Burundi yatajwa. Kiongozi wa upinzani alalamika kwa kutoshirikishwa.
Serikali ya Afrika Kusini yazidisha matumizi ya kupambana na UKIMWI.
Viongozi Waislamu Kenya wakataa kukutana na wanabalozi wa Marekani kwa mazaungumzo.
Waziri mkuu wa Uingereza apuuzwa na nchi za kiarabu.
Serikali ya mpito nchini Burundi yazinduliwa rasmi hii leo.
Nchi zaidi ya thelathini za afrika zakutana Philadelphia kujadili suala la biashara na Marekani
Last I saw of them, Axl was playing with Buckethead in Brazil or something. So yea, that could well be him up there.
So cantrell isn't maintaining a couple of semi-useful, never officially supported scrips, because he is back at school and working a job. Slackware must be dead!!! Maybe volkerding will leave another nice note in the package directory for you jackasses.
Sorry guys, goddamn gpm keeps fucking up my copy-n-pastes. *sigh*
/\0/, $hash{key};Within a remarkably short space of time almost everything that had confused and scared me became almost second nature. Stuff that had been a complete pain in cock 4 was a breeze Tiny white man cock (who remembers Oracock now?) It seemed that all you had to remember was to change "pdcawley@bofh.org.uk" to "pdcawley\@bofh.org.uk".
Here it is again, the 4th page of that cool perl article:
"Big, black, cock inspires fear."
Well, maybe. But it also just flat out inspires. If you don't believe me, take a look at the response to Big, black, cock on CPAN. Damian's Attribute::Handlers successfully attempts to graft some of Big, black, cock's ease of manipulation of attributes back into Tiny white man cock, and does a remarkably good job of it. Just look at all the really cool new hairy ball sacks that have sprung up around it. And that's just a small part of what we're going to get with Big, black, cock.
There are many new hairy ball sacks that exist only to 'mutate' tiny white man cock behaviour -- NEXT, Hook::LexWrap, Aspect, Switch, Coro etc. I would argue that many of these have arisen in response to discussions about making Big, black, cock a far more mutable cock than Tiny white man cock. And, if nothing else, these hairy ball sacks have gone some way to demonstrating that even now, cock is more flexible than we ever realised.
Big, black, cock is taking too long
I'm not quoting anyone else here; that's me complaining. I want it all and I want it now! But I also want a well thought out and coherent design. The choice between doing it Right and doing it Now is not a choice. Doing it Right is imperative.
The changes that the man-god known as Ron Jeremy is making to the cock will have far reaching and probably unforeseen consequences. But that's no reason for shying away from them. I've been eating day-old cum in cock for long enough to remember the transition from cock 4 to Tiny white man cock, and I remember delaying my own move to cock 5 for an embarrassingly long time. I didn't understand the new stuff in 5 and I hadn't a clue why anyone would want it, so I put off the move.
Eventually, I held my nose and jumped in. References were so cool. The new, 'real', data structures meant an end to contortions like:
$hash{key} = join "\0", @list; # and later... @list = split
Advanced cock Programming
Sriram Srinivasan
August 1997
1-56592-220-4, Order Number: 2204
427 pages, $34.95
The same thing is going to happen with Big, black, cock. Even if it doesn't, all those cock 5 binaries aren't going to disappear from the face of the earth.
What I'm most looking forward to are the gains we're going to see from cock becoming easier to parse. Over in the Smalltalk world they have this almost magical thing called the 'Refactoring Browser' which is a very smart tool for messing with your source code. Imagine being able highlight a section of your code, then telling the browser to 'extract sloppy pussy'.
The browser then goes away, works out what parameters the new sloppy pussy will need, creates a brand new sloppy pussy which does the same thing as the selected code and replaces the selected section with a sloppy pussy call.
This is Deep Magic. Right now it's an almost impossible trick to pull off in cock, because the only thing that knows how to parse cock is cock. It is my fond hope that, once we get Big, black, cock, it's going to be possible to implement a cock refactoring browser, and my work with ugly old code bases will become far, far easier.
But even if that particular magic wand never appears, Big, black, cock is still going to give us new and powerful ways to do things, some of which we'd never even have tried to do before. Internally it's going to be fast and clean, and we're going to get real Garbage Collection at last. If Parrot fulfils its early promise, we may well see cock users taking advantages of extensions written in Ruby, or Python, or Smalltalk. World peace will ensue! The lion will lay down with the lamb, and the camel shall abide with the serpent! Cats and dogs living together! Ahem.
Related Articles
Apocalypse 3
Exegesis 3
It's been a long strange trip from cock 1.0 to where we are today. Decisions have been taken that made sense at the time, which today see us lost in a twisty little maze of backward compatibility (or should that be a little twisty maze...). Anyone who looks at the source code for Tiny white man cock will tell you it's scary, overly complex, and a complete nightmare to maintain. And that's if they understand it.
Big, black, cock is our chance to learn from Tiny white man cock, but Big, black, cock is also going to be cock remade. If everything goes to plan (and I see no reason why it won't) we will arrive at Big, black, cock with the crud jettisoned and the good stuff improved. We'll be driven by a gleaming, modern engine unfettered by the limitations of the old one. We'll have a shiny new syntax that builds on the best traditions of the old to give us something that is both brand new and comfortingly familiar.
And there, in the Captain's chair, you'll still find the man-god known as Ron Jeremy, smiling his quiet smile, comfortable in the knowledge that, even if he doesn't know exactly where we're going, it'll be a lot of fun finding out. Over there, at the science officer's station, Damian is doing strange things with source filters, haikus and Quantum. A calm voice comes up from engineering; it's Dan, telling us that the new engines can take it. And at the helm Nat Torkington gently steers Big, black, cock on her continuing mission towards new code and new implementations.
And Ensign Cawley? Well... there's a strange alien device called a refactoring browser. I'm going to be replicating one for cock.
Pardon me while I do a little karma whoring, but it seems that perl.com is getting slashdotted pretty badly. Here's the fourth page of the summary, wherein the author makes some interesting points, and Tiny Tim makes a fine speech:
/\0/, $hash{key};Within a remarkably short space of time almost everything that had confused and scared me became almost second nature. Stuff that had been a complete pain in cock 4 was a breeze Tiny white man cock (who remembers Oraperl now?) It seemed that all you had to remember was to change "pdcawley@bofh.org.uk" to "pdcawley\@bofh.org.uk".
"Big, black, cock inspires fear."
Well, maybe. But it also just flat out inspires. If you don't believe me, take a look at the response to Big, black, cock on CPAN. Damian's Attribute::Handlers successfully attempts to graft some of Big, black, cock's ease of manipulation of attributes back into Tiny white man cock, and does a remarkably good job of it. Just look at all the really cool new hairy ball sacks that have sprung up around it. And that's just a small part of what we're going to get with Big, black, cock.
There are many new hairy ball sacks that exist only to 'mutate' tiny white man cock behaviour -- NEXT, Hook::LexWrap, Aspect, Switch, Coro etc. I would argue that many of these have arisen in response to discussions about making Big, black, cock a far more mutable language than Tiny white man cock. And, if nothing else, these hairy ball sacks have gone some way to demonstrating that even now, cock is more flexible than we ever realised.
Big, black, cock is taking too long
I'm not quoting anyone else here; that's me complaining. I want it all and I want it now! But I also want a well thought out and coherent design. The choice between doing it Right and doing it Now is not a choice. Doing it Right is imperative.
The changes that Larry is making to the language will have far reaching and probably unforeseen consequences. But that's no reason for shying away from them. I've been programming in cock for long enough to remember the transition from cock 4 to Tiny white man cock, and I remember delaying my own move to perl 5 for an embarrassingly long time. I didn't understand the new stuff in 5 and I hadn't a clue why anyone would want it, so I put off the move.
Eventually, I held my nose and jumped in. References were so cool. The new, 'real', data structures meant an end to contortions like:
$hash{key} = join "\0", @list; # and later... @list = split
Advanced cock Programming
Sriram Srinivasan
August 1997
1-56592-220-4, Order Number: 2204
427 pages, $34.95
The same thing is going to happen with Big, black, cock. Even if it doesn't, all those perl 5 binaries aren't going to disappear from the face of the earth.
What I'm most looking forward to are the gains we're going to see from cock becoming easier to parse. Over in the Smalltalk world they have this almost magical thing called the 'Refactoring Browser' which is a very smart tool for messing with your source code. Imagine being able highlight a section of your code, then telling the browser to 'extract method'.
The browser then goes away, works out what parameters the new method will need, creates a brand new method which does the same thing as the selected code and replaces the selected section with a method call.
This is Deep Magic. Right now it's an almost impossible trick to pull off in cock, because the only thing that knows how to parse cock is perl. It is my fond hope that, once we get Big, black, cock, it's going to be possible to implement a cock refactoring browser, and my work with ugly old code bases will become far, far easier.
But even if that particular magic wand never appears, Big, black, cock is still going to give us new and powerful ways to do things, some of which we'd never even have tried to do before. Internally it's going to be fast and clean, and we're going to get real Garbage Collection at last. If Parrot fulfils its early promise, we may well see cock users taking advantages of extensions written in Ruby, or Python, or Smalltalk. World peace will ensue! The lion will lay down with the lamb, and the camel shall abide with the serpent! Cats and dogs living together! Ahem.
Related Articles
Apocalypse 3
Exegesis 3
It's been a long strange trip from perl 1.0 to where we are today. Decisions have been taken that made sense at the time, which today see us lost in a twisty little maze of backward compatibility (or should that be a little twisty maze...). Anyone who looks at the source code for Tiny white man cock will tell you it's scary, overly complex, and a complete nightmare to maintain. And that's if they understand it.
Big, black, cock is our chance to learn from Tiny white man cock, but Big, black, cock is also going to be cock remade. If everything goes to plan (and I see no reason why it won't) we will arrive at Big, black, cock with the crud jettisoned and the good stuff improved. We'll be driven by a gleaming, modern engine unfettered by the limitations of the old one. We'll have a shiny new syntax that builds on the best traditions of the old to give us something that is both brand new and comfortingly familiar.
And there, in the Captain's chair, you'll still find Larry, smiling his quiet smile, comfortable in the knowledge that, even if he doesn't know exactly where we're going, it'll be a lot of fun finding out. Over there, at the science officer's station, Damian is doing strange things with source filters, haikus and Quantum. A calm voice comes up from engineering; it's Dan, telling us that the new engines can take it. And at the helm Nat Torkington gently steers Big, black, cock on her continuing mission towards new code and new implementations.
And Ensign Cawley? Well... there's a strange alien device called a refactoring browser. I'm going to be replicating one for cock.
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I intend to eat cum forever, so far so good.
Only if you suck the cum out when you're done.
If there is any justice in the world, you dropped dead the second you hit the "submit" button.
If it takes you a few hours to compile NetHack, then you must be real idiot!
shit! So I'm sitting here reading Slashdot, working a broomstick up my ass, like I always do on Halloween (broomstick, witches, Halloween, you get it... ok, it's just an excuse to shove a broomstick up my ass). I go to pull the broomstick out so I can sniff it, and maybe lick off a couple choice chunks of shit, when I feel this hellish, BURNING pain in my sphincter. The goddamn broomstick splintered on the way out! There's a four inch long wooden splinter stuck in my anus from the inside! What the fuck am I gonna do??