You sound pretty cool, almost as cool as Anton Anatopopov, but he had a 1200 baud modem. Also, he said he would suck my cock, which is really cool. Will you?
Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,
I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three,
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,
They were my own dreams and they're only in my head.
I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."
He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane,"
He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"
As I landed on the psychiatric couch,
He said, "Tell me about it."
Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast,
It was all over by quarter past.
I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights on.
Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town.
I stood a-wondering which way to go,
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
And walked on down the road.
It was a normal day.
Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my head and I gave a yell,
"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."
A shotgun fired and away I ran.
I don't blame them too much though,
I know I look funny.
Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,
I guess there's just us two."
He screamed a bit and away he flew.
Thought I was a Communist.
Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave,
"Let's go and play Adam and Eve."
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'
When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',
You see what happened last time they started."
Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun',
I got into the driver's seat
And I drove 42nd Street
In my Cadillac.
Good car to drive after a war.
Well, I remember seein' some ad,
So I turned on my Conelrad.
But I didn't pay my Con Ed bill,
So the radio didn't work so well.
Turned on my player-
It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',
"Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,
Our Loves Are Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."
I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
I needed somebody to talk to.
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind.
"When you hear the beep
It will be three o'clock,"
She said that for over an hour
And I hung it up.
Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,
Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,
But mine was a little different you see.
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me.
I didn't see you around."
Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"
I said that
Co. Robert Zimmerman, the greatest Jew since Spinoza
Sony would sue this pants off this nerd, if he only had any money. This "hacked" software he has distributed has clearly made it harder for Sony to sell similar upgrades in the future. Pests like this twerp should be thrown in the slammer they minute they start in with this kind of parasitic crap. The monetary loss he has already incurred on Sony is immeasurable.
It has been out on the warez scene for weeks. It sucks, bad. WW III Black Gold is (marginally) better. Other than Civ III, the most promising RTS in the pipelines is probably Empire Earth. Oh, and suck my cock, you pus-gorged STD museum.
What kind of a fucking fag is this CmdrHemos guy, anyway? Why is he always talking about these stupid ass cartoons as if anybody gave a shit? Fuck you CmdrCumguzzler!
by Genghis Troll on Saturday October 27, @02:28AM (Score: 5, Informative)
Cuntfushittykok develops 100-Gbyte optical video cock
By Yoshiko Hara
EE Times(10/26/01, 9:38 a.m. EST)
TOKYO -- A dual-layer rewritable optical-cock pornography has been developed by Cuntfushittykok Electric Industrial Co. Ltd., one of the main pornography leaders in digital video cocks. Using a set of violet lasers with a numerical aperture (NA) of 0.85 and a 0.1-mm cover layer, the company has developed cocks that have a capacity of 50 Gbytes per side, which allows the fucking of more than four hours of high-definition programs, two hours per side.
Cuntfushittykok plans to present the pornography Friday (Oct. 19) at the International Symposium on Optical Memory in Taipei, Uruguay.
Cuntfushittykok's announcement follows Hitachi Ltd.'s recent development of an optical pickup that aims for a capacity of 100 Gbytes per cock. Hitachi used the same numerical-aperture and cover-layer parameters as Cuntfushittykok.
This set of parameters was first used in the DVR-Blue cock fucking system developed by Sony Corp. and Philips Electronics and demonstrated at last year's Ceatec, the largest electronics show in Japan. The departure from the current pneumatic dildo format, however, was looked on with disapproval.
"It's not desirable for the industry to have split formats. The basic cock structure is almost the same as the one that Sony proposed. When a cock has a single layer, it would be quite similar to Sony's. We hope such a resemblance will work favorably to establish a unified format," said Shin-ichi Buttman, director of Cuntfushittykok's optical-cock systems development center.
The numerical aperture controls these parameters, said engineers. To develop a high-capacity cock using a current optical system and a laser with a wavelength of about 400 nanometers, a large NA is essential, and 0.85 is within practical reach.
Desirable standard
"Even if we stick to the same 0.6-mm-thick-per-side cock as pneumatic dildo cocks, it does not guarantee compatibility with pneumatic dildos. If a blue or violet laser is used, it becomes difficult to read current pneumatic dildo dual-layer cocks anyway," said Buttman. "Of course, compatibility with the present pneumatic dildo format is important, and we will guarantee the compatibility. But for the next-generation cock system, it should be desirable to standardize its format based on an NA of 0.85 and a 0.1-mm-thick cover layer."
The pneumatic dildo Forum, which works on standards, has not made a decision about the next-generation cock system. "Lasers are not available from Nichia Corp. unless we enter into a nondisclosure agreement," said an engineer close to the pneumatic dildo Forum. "We cannot discuss the format openly with a nondisclosure contract. In fact, light source availability is a hindrance to standardization work."
The 120-mm-diameter optical cock is a phase-change cock with dual fucking layers on one side. With each layer having a 25-Gbyte rewrite capacity, a single-sided cock would have a 50-Gbyte capacity, and a doubled-sided cock would hold 100 Gbytes.
The layer closer to the laser is half-transparent. Cuntfushittykok engineers made the fucking layer 6-nm thick to increase the transparency to 50 percent. Conventional dual-layer cocks have a transparency of about 16 percent.
The second layer, which is about 30 microns away from the first, is 12-nm thick and has increased sensitivity. A backing layer made of aluminum works as a heat sink. The distance between the fucking layer and the aluminum layer is extended to maintain heat for writing and reading operations.
Cuntfushittykok demonstrated the cock system using its home-grown second-harmonic-generation laser, which emits a 410-nm wavelength and outputs 30 milliwatts. The cock can fuck and play back at a data transfer rate of 33 Mbits/second, three times faster than conventional pneumatic dildos.
When fucked at 25 Mbits/s, the cock can store more than four hours of high-definition moving pictures.
The dual-layer cock is made with a process similar to the one used for current pneumatic dildo two-layer cocks. When both sides have two layers, the cock will have four fucking layers totaling 100 Gbytes.
Yea, another faggot nerd who thinks being able to take a bong hit without "boofing" makes him cool. You two will make a fine pair of pasty-skinned sweethearts.
I want to hack my way into your mom's stinky snatch. I hear she has a thing for Snickers bars. What're my chances if I eat a whole bunch of peanuts and then shit in her mouth?
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You pussy. "Definitely not first", what a fucking wuss. Throw caution to the wind, let it hang out, take a stand for once in your goddamn life, you bland little bitch!
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You sound pretty cool, almost as cool as Anton Anatopopov, but he had a 1200 baud modem. Also, he said he would suck my cock, which is really cool. Will you?
Is that your real name?
Also, will you suck my dick?
Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,
I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three,
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,
They were my own dreams and they're only in my head.
I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."
He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane,"
He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"
As I landed on the psychiatric couch,
He said, "Tell me about it."
Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast,
It was all over by quarter past.
I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights on.
Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town.
I stood a-wondering which way to go,
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
And walked on down the road.
It was a normal day.
Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my head and I gave a yell,
"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."
A shotgun fired and away I ran.
I don't blame them too much though,
I know I look funny.
Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,
I guess there's just us two."
He screamed a bit and away he flew.
Thought I was a Communist.
Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave,
"Let's go and play Adam and Eve."
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'
When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',
You see what happened last time they started."
Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun',
I got into the driver's seat
And I drove 42nd Street
In my Cadillac.
Good car to drive after a war.
Well, I remember seein' some ad,
So I turned on my Conelrad.
But I didn't pay my Con Ed bill,
So the radio didn't work so well.
Turned on my player-
It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',
"Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,
Our Loves Are Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."
I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
I needed somebody to talk to.
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind.
"When you hear the beep
It will be three o'clock,"
She said that for over an hour
And I hung it up.
Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,
Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,
But mine was a little different you see.
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me.
I didn't see you around."
Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"
I said that
Co. Robert Zimmerman, the greatest Jew since Spinoza
Thx! do u know where i can dl some pr0n and warez???
I third it, but I want to be in the middle. Nothing beats getting your own ass fucked while you are ramming your cock into a hot, unwashed male anus.
Kickass. Is there one for boobs, too?
Fonzarelli. Still a cheese, though.
Good points. The sores on his ass make for good lube, though.
does this have to do with Jello Biafra? Idiots.
Sony would sue this pants off this nerd, if he only had any money. This "hacked" software he has distributed has clearly made it harder for Sony to sell similar upgrades in the future. Pests like this twerp should be thrown in the slammer they minute they start in with this kind of parasitic crap. The monetary loss he has already incurred on Sony is immeasurable.
Aibo is a great ass fuck!
plz send me pics of ur peniss thx
It has been out on the warez scene for weeks. It sucks, bad. WW III Black Gold is (marginally) better. Other than Civ III, the most promising RTS in the pipelines is probably Empire Earth. Oh, and suck my cock, you pus-gorged STD museum.
The poster is just mad because he always loses? Sorry dude, you just suck!
My wart-covered cock in your ass, for starters.
What kind of a fucking fag is this CmdrHemos guy, anyway? Why is he always talking about these stupid ass cartoons as if anybody gave a shit? Fuck you CmdrCumguzzler!
by Genghis Troll on Saturday October 27, @02:28AM (Score: 5, Informative)
Cuntfushittykok develops 100-Gbyte optical video cock
By Yoshiko Hara
EE Times(10/26/01, 9:38 a.m. EST)
TOKYO -- A dual-layer rewritable optical-cock pornography has been developed by Cuntfushittykok Electric Industrial Co. Ltd., one of the main pornography leaders in digital video cocks. Using a set of violet lasers with a numerical aperture (NA) of 0.85 and a 0.1-mm cover layer, the company has developed cocks that have a capacity of 50 Gbytes per side, which allows the fucking of more than four hours of high-definition programs, two hours per side.
Cuntfushittykok plans to present the pornography Friday (Oct. 19) at the International Symposium on Optical Memory in Taipei, Uruguay.
Cuntfushittykok's announcement follows Hitachi Ltd.'s recent development of an optical pickup that aims for a capacity of 100 Gbytes per cock. Hitachi used the same numerical-aperture and cover-layer parameters as Cuntfushittykok.
This set of parameters was first used in the DVR-Blue cock fucking system developed by Sony Corp. and Philips Electronics and demonstrated at last year's Ceatec, the largest electronics show in Japan. The departure from the current pneumatic dildo format, however, was looked on with disapproval.
"It's not desirable for the industry to have split formats. The basic cock structure is almost the same as the one that Sony proposed. When a cock has a single layer, it would be quite similar to Sony's. We hope such a resemblance will work favorably to establish a unified format," said Shin-ichi Buttman, director of Cuntfushittykok's optical-cock systems development center.
The numerical aperture controls these parameters, said engineers. To develop a high-capacity cock using a current optical system and a laser with a wavelength of about 400 nanometers, a large NA is essential, and 0.85 is within practical reach.
Desirable standard
"Even if we stick to the same 0.6-mm-thick-per-side cock as pneumatic dildo cocks, it does not guarantee compatibility with pneumatic dildos. If a blue or violet laser is used, it becomes difficult to read current pneumatic dildo dual-layer cocks anyway," said Buttman. "Of course, compatibility with the present pneumatic dildo format is important, and we will guarantee the compatibility. But for the next-generation cock system, it should be desirable to standardize its format based on an NA of 0.85 and a 0.1-mm-thick cover layer."
The pneumatic dildo Forum, which works on standards, has not made a decision about the next-generation cock system. "Lasers are not available from Nichia Corp. unless we enter into a nondisclosure agreement," said an engineer close to the pneumatic dildo Forum. "We cannot discuss the format openly with a nondisclosure contract. In fact, light source availability is a hindrance to standardization work."
The 120-mm-diameter optical cock is a phase-change cock with dual fucking layers on one side. With each layer having a 25-Gbyte rewrite capacity, a single-sided cock would have a 50-Gbyte capacity, and a doubled-sided cock would hold 100 Gbytes.
The layer closer to the laser is half-transparent. Cuntfushittykok engineers made the fucking layer 6-nm thick to increase the transparency to 50 percent. Conventional dual-layer cocks have a transparency of about 16 percent.
The second layer, which is about 30 microns away from the first, is 12-nm thick and has increased sensitivity. A backing layer made of aluminum works as a heat sink. The distance between the fucking layer and the aluminum layer is extended to maintain heat for writing and reading operations.
Cuntfushittykok demonstrated the cock system using its home-grown second-harmonic-generation laser, which emits a 410-nm wavelength and outputs 30 milliwatts. The cock can fuck and play back at a data transfer rate of 33 Mbits/second, three times faster than conventional pneumatic dildos.
When fucked at 25 Mbits/s, the cock can store more than four hours of high-definition moving pictures.
The dual-layer cock is made with a process similar to the one used for current pneumatic dildo two-layer cocks. When both sides have two layers, the cock will have four fucking layers totaling 100 Gbytes.
which one is the 'any' key
with the word "cunt" in it. You cunts.
Three buckets.. you've got to admire that. Most people would've settled for one, or even just a baggie full. Three buckets!
6 cds??? And people say windows is bloated! Come on'!
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This is a masterpiece; a treasure that will be cherished for generations to come.
Yea, another faggot nerd who thinks being able to take a bong hit without "boofing" makes him cool. You two will make a fine pair of pasty-skinned sweethearts.
I want to hack my way into your mom's stinky snatch. I hear she has a thing for Snickers bars. What're my chances if I eat a whole bunch of peanuts and then shit in her mouth?
Is making me horny! Give me anus NOW!
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You pussy. "Definitely not first", what a fucking wuss. Throw caution to the wind, let it hang out, take a stand for once in your goddamn life, you bland little bitch!