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  1. Re:Great idea on The Well-Connected Park Bench · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see pigeons shitting on Microsoft's new bench. Hell, I might travel to Merry Olde England to take a dump on one, myself.

    You mean, mark the bench? As in bench-marked?

  2. Re:Who? What? Huh? on Google Reveals Popular Search Patterns · · Score: 2

    That's because Billy Bob in his trailer wouldn't know what roue de la fortune was.

    Would you even care what's on tv if you were married to Angelina Jolie? (Yes, Jolie is a French word too...)

  3. Re:Next up, dust eating parasites... on Sweat-Eating Bacteria to Live in Your Clothes · · Score: 1

    a dust eating parasite would be alot more interesting

    They're already there; dust mites. Too bad their poop gives some people an allergic reaction...

  4. Re:Economics... on Solar Power in the Third World · · Score: 2

    Once fuel gets to be in such short supply that oil costs so much that gasoline is $4 a gallon (will happen eventually) it will become VERY economical to use solar power.

    Hello? Newsflash! gasoline is already over $5 a gallon here in the Netherlands, but i don't see anyone using solar power... Also, the reason the price has risen this much, is that americans are using so much gasoline that they have to import extra from europe, making *our* prices rise due to your excessive demands... think about that when you see someone driving that SUV.

  5. Re:Flammable Materials on Water Guns · · Score: 5

    Does anybody know what happens if you fill a supersoaker with gas, and light the gas as it sprays out? Instant flamethrower?

    2 words: Darwin Award.

  6. Re:RFC 1913 addresses on Napster Bans Non-Native Clients · · Score: 1

    Don't forget 172.16.x.x. Nobody ever seems to use it -- I don't know why

    Probably cause it looks too much like an AOL ip address? Also, 10.10.10.x is much easier to type/remember...

  7. Re:Although Rogers does suck... on Judge Sues ISP for Poor Service · · Score: 1

    I think a judge would have better smarts and common sense than to launch an outlandish law suit like that. Come on, $5800 is a LOT of money for lack of internet access for a couple days.....

    Sure, Mr Rogers, now just apologize to the lady or pay up.

  8. Re:action figures on Holy Grail Action Figures · · Score: 2

    What kind of action are we talking about? I think we should boycott these unless they are anatomically correct.

    From their page:
    These 12" figures are based on the characters from the Monty Python comedy 'The Holy Grail.' They have over 20 points of articulation and come with themed accessories which include chainmail outfits, shields and weapons. These figures contain sharp points and small parts and are recommended for ages 5 and up.

    Sounds about right. Small parts for 12" figures.

  9. Shrubbery! on Holy Grail Action Figures · · Score: 1

    Do you get a free shrubbery when you take all 5?

  10. Re: Wacka wacka. on Bill Gates Says GPL Is Like Pac-Man · · Score: 1

    It's not "Wacka wacka", it's "Wocka Wocka".

    In Bill's case, it's "Wanka, Wanka."

  11. Re:Which do you think is more likely? on "Encounter 2001" To Send Human DNA To Space · · Score: 2

    And if they find it they may use it as target practice, ala Klingons blowing up space junk in Star Trek - Voyage Home.

    Or it comes back to rid the planet of that pesky human infestation... (V'Ger, Star Trek - The Motion Picture)

  12. Re:Doctor Who should play on its strengths on Dr. Who To Come Back To The BBC · · Score: 2

    Dear God. Imagine Rik fucking Mayall as the Doctor.

    Well, it could be worse... FISHY SNACKS!!!

  13. Re:Easy! on CD burning Will Never Be The Same · · Score: 3

    use another CD burner, or don't upgrade Toast. Roxio loses money. Fuck 'em.

    I'm still using the Adaptec Easy CD Creator 3.5c that came with my Plextor burner, and for a very good reason; 4.0 not only managed to totally fuck up my cd's but insisted i install IE 5.5, which i refused to do. Why do i need IE 5.5 to burn CD's??? Also, Feurio is much better for burning music cd's...

  14. Re:The market on CD burning Will Never Be The Same · · Score: 3

    No, BETA lost out because of the booming porn industry.
    Sony apparently refused to let pornos be released on BETA, so VHS took over.


    You're confusing BetaMax with VCC 2000. As far as i know BetaMax 'lost' for the same reason MCA failed; licensing fees.

  15. Spoon! on The Reviewer Who Wasn't · · Score: 1

    "It was an incredibly foolish decision, and we're horrified," Sony spokeswoman Susan Tick said of the hoax. "We are looking into it and will take appropriate action."

    Is it just me or did anyone else expect her to yell SPOON! after this? ;-)

  16. Re:Sure... on Surfing With Your Commodore 64 · · Score: 2

    Sure the C64 is great, but my hostname at work says it all... -- i.wish.my.vic20.had.more.than.fivek.com

    Maybe you should've gotten the 16K expansion module? I still have one laying around here...

  17. Caffeine Crisis on Do You Have Your 'Crisis Week'? · · Score: 5

    Beyond the normal fire drills or chemical spills, a new addition was 'Attack on IT Infrastructure'.

    They took away the coffeemaker?

    must... have... caffeine... to... code...

  18. Backdoor / Table on Home Improvement · · Score: 3

    Great! After the backdoor that microsoft built for them now they have a table too! I wonder when they'll start on the patio...

    ISS, IIS... who can see the difference?

  19. Re:What's next on Clear Computer Cases · · Score: 2

    What's next? Invisible cases?

    You mean, like behind a drywall?

  20. Deja Vu... on Is Your P4 Working At Half Speed? · · Score: 5
  21. Re:Website for support... on Schwartz Case Upheld on Appeal · · Score: 5

    I wish him luck on further appeals, but I wonder why Intel is so interested in him.

    Because his schwartz is bigger than theirs, ofcourse!

    --- Spaceballs, the tagline.

  22. Re:Yikes on Mac G3 + Shop Vac = Shop Mac · · Score: 2

    Maybe I will dust off my mom's old Mac LC and turn it into a /. phenom.

    You will find they already have a perfect use: doorstops.

  23. CTRL-ALT-DEL on Scientists And Engineers Say "Computers Suck!" · · Score: 5

    Targets of the critics' scorn included convoluted commands such as the common "ALT-CONTROL-DELETE" sequence used to close a program or perform an emergency shutdown.

    Put it under F1, see if that makes them happy. You know, there's a reason it's such a 'convoluted' command, It keeps people from accidently executing it!.

  24. Re:Ferrets on It's 5 AM. Do You Know Where Your Robots Are? · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. i'd have moderated this "Informative" instead of "Funny". Ferrets are actually used to pull cables at sites like rock-concerts... who needs robots? Ferrets rule!

  25. Re:Sounds like DVDs on Auto-Suicide for Grey Market Electronics? · · Score: 1

    Except in the case of NTSC vs. PAL and CDMA/TDMA/GSM/CDPD, etc., the fragmenting was haphazard and the result of different areas using incompatible standards.

    Actually, in former East-Germany they used a different tv system (SECAM) than West-Germany (PAL) on purpose for political reasons (So the East Germans couldnt watch West German tv programmes)...